Originally Aired March 20, 2025: Veterinarian Dr. Andrea. Boner Coffee. Everything you wanna know about gorping statues.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired March 19, 2025: Men hiding hobbies from their bros. I'd rather be fooled by a kiss than be kissed by a fool. Everything you wanna know about everyone's favorite backyard games!  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired March 18, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. National Awkward Day. Everything you wanna know about selling human toes. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired March 17, 2025: Monkey break-ins. Stolen lap dances. Everything you wanna know about where people have gotten their asses kicked.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired March 14, 2025: Would you keep it if it had poop on it? Who put the pee in your hot pot? Everything you wanna know about gym orgasms.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired March 13, 2025: I like turtles... in my pants. These boobs are the best kind of boobs. Everything you wanna know about fighting a mascot.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired March 12, 2025: Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. Popular wedding trends. Everything you wanna know about being banned from playgrounds.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired March 11, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Globe of Death. Everything you wanna know about phrases your old man loved to say. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired March 10, 2025: Doctor P Jesus answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Everybody at the bar is watching your sex tape. Everything you wanna know about how picking your nose can be deadly.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired March 7, 2025: An OnlyFans model is trying to have sex with your grandpa. Porn horror stories. Everything you wanna know about how to ruin a date in 10 seconds.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired March 6, 2025: Live in-studio examination by Veterinary Doctor Andrea. The next step would be, don't EVER put your hands on a pregnant woman's food. Everything you wanna know about there being feces in the studio.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired March 5, 2025: Your baby daddy's hotter new girlfriend. Where there's a will... there's a way. Everything you wanna know about nightmare in-laws. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired March 4, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. The crazy lady who literally let the dogs out. Everything you wanna know about that strange place you woke up at after drinking. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired March 3, 2025: A cheater's greatest enemy. Holding a beer for Dummies. Everything you wanna know how how ugly you really are.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired February 28, 2025: Funeral home that also serves the world's best noodles! Listeners tell us about the craziest arrests they witnessed in high school. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired February 27, 2025: Trick questions from interviewers. Sex party. Everything you've ever wanted to know about altitude boners. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired February 26, 2025: Drug Smuggling Wig. Here's why your server hates you. Everything you've ever wanted to know about label makers. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired February 25, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein and Entertainer C Willi Myles. Uber with guns. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the emoji code. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired February 24, 2025: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Living with half a brain.  Everything you've ever wanted to know about double hemorrhoids.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired February 21, 2025: Fetishes of America. Poop-smeared mail slots. Everything you've ever wanted to know about 106mph fastballs to the nuts.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired February 20, 2025: Veterinarian Dr. Andrea answers pet questions. Capybara drug bust. Everything you've ever wanted to know about butterfly injections.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired February 19, 2025: Marcus Foligno atones for his empty net goals. Underestimated skills. Everything you've ever wanted to know about being swallowed by a whale.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired February 18, 2025: Talking with a passenger from the Delta plane crash. Ashley's big announcement! Everything you've ever wanted to know about the nude cruise!  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired February 17, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show - Aired Friday, February 14, 2025. The Half-Assed Morning Show will be back LIVE on Tuesday, February 18, 2025!

Officers Chris and Sam from the Bloomington Police Department. Vandalizing vehicles. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a dildo to the face. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Thursday, February 13, 2025. 

Worst Valentine's Day stories. Port-A-Potty deer blind. Everything you've ever wanted to know about eating firecrackers. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally aired Wednesday, February 12, 2025. 

Originally Aired February 11, 2025: Entertainer C Willi Myles. Phrases that we hate. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Midwestern starter pack. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired February 10, 2025: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Banana versus lobster. Everything you've ever wanted to know about washing your butt in a public pool. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired February 7, 2025: Janel Klein from the Super Bowl. Worst physical sensations. Everything you've ever wanted to know about snow butt.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired February 6, 2025: Minnesota Wild's Marcus Foligno. Veterinarian Dr. Andrea from Gehrman Animal Hospital. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your twin sex robot!  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired February 5, 2025: Volatile relationships. 10 things everybody should know how to do. Everything you've ever wanted to know about porn in the park.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired February 4, 2025: The most cold-hearted woman on earth. Telling your friend the hard truth. Everything you wanted to know about Dana's first time skiing at 30 years old.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired February 3, 2025: Bigfoot's a homewreaker. Money CAN buy you love! Everything you've ever wanted to know about cyborg cockroaches.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired January 31, 2025: Minnesota Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola from the NFL's Pro Bowl games. Assault with a boloney sandwich. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Peppa Pig theme park.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired January 30, 2025: Neurodivergent Triggering. Villain for hire. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the Tom Brady trophy. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired January 29, 2025: Penises of the future. The sleep schedule of psychopaths. Everything you've ever wanted to know about workplace booping.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired January 28, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. The cholesterol champion. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Goop. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired January 27, 2025: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. What listeners would rather do than watch the Super Bowl? Everything you've ever wanted to know about a 200-year-old bottle of urine.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired January 24, 2025: Natural selection. Dead giveaways of an only child. Everything you've ever wanted to know about timed dumps.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired January 23, 2025: Veterinarian Dr. Andrea answers pet questions. Braces, retainers and glasses, oh my! Everything you've ever wanted to know about bus masturbation. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired January 22, 2025: Minnesota Wild Marcus Foligno. Minnesota hockey analyst Kevin Gorg. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the prettiest b-hole.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired January 21, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Goblins are real. Everything you've ever wanted to know about castlecore.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired January 20, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired January 17, 2025: Vikings Pro-Bowl long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Blow witch project. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the least licked body part.    Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired January 16, 2025: Occupations that attract the weirdest people. Twerk before work. Everything you've ever wanted to know about robo-plows.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired January 15, 2025: Regerts. Your dildo is stealing your identity. Everything you've ever wanted to know about robo-penises.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired January 14, 2025: Entertainer C Willi Myles and KARE 11's Janel Klein. Things listeners are unreasonably good at. Everything you've ever wanted to know about imaginary relationships.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired January 13, 2025: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Sober surfing. Everything you've ever wanted to know about French kissing Brad Ruiter.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com 

Originally Aired January 10, 2025: Minnesota Vikings Pro Bowl long-snapper Andrew DePaola. Canadian Idiots. Everything you've ever wanted to know about telephobia.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com