We learned all about Josh's grandfather's first girlfriend! 

HAMS went through some of Jason Voorhees' weirdest kills! 

We all agreed that it would be pretty hard to say no to an adorable animal offering you drugs. 

A listener texted in the best line from his wedding speech! 

Ashley has to give her first maid of honor speech this weekend and the boys were trying to help her come up with ideas! 

Nick suggested that Josh should visit Payless to find some shoes that fit! 

Ashley thought audio from a lottery scam story sounded familiar! 

If you've ever wondered why people are looking at you weird, it's because you look insane. 

Nick shared a story about an old man having to give himself a pep talk to use the restroom. 

Josh learned that he needs to watch out for the ladies when he's in his Rambo socks. 

Josh and Nick bonded over the fact that they both know older women that like to leave unsafe things lying around their house. 

We had listeners text in about their least favorite sounds in the world. 

Janel Klein told us something about her family that had us FLOORED. 

Nick told us a story about an unfortunate event he had to witness in the adult diaper aisle. 

Learn about the ideal way to receive parrot chlamydia! 

Josh is throwing a party, and he's a little nervous about making it fun enough for everyone! 

We fantasized about what it would've been like to make a bet on the double-header yesterday. 

A listener texted in and informed us that they turned on their radio at a very strange time. 

Bill Belichick is supposedly engaged to his young girlfriend, but we don't think it's going to end well. 

Josh has some concerns regarding selling pictures of your feet. 

Entertainer C. Willi Myles joined us in a conversation about nonsexual jobs that have the most freaks! 

You don't expect to have your belly button violated while shopping for shoes. 

Dana shared a story about his mom saying something dirty without even knowing it! 

We asked MN State Patrol Lt. Mike Lee for his opinion on a viral video of a tow job going completely wrong! 

MN State Patrol Lt. Mike Lee reacted to Josh getting stopped for speeding at least 15 times when he was a younger man! 

In the LA Chargers hype video for their schedule release, they decided to poke fun at our precious Minnesota Wild! 

Ashley shared a story about a time her date wanted to make a bet on a billiards game, but the stakes were too childish for Ashley to agree. 

We learned that there used to be a REAL job, where someone would sit and watch people change in dressing rooms to make sure they weren't stealing! 

Members of The Brother/Sisterhood texted in about which celebrity they would rent for a day! 

Josh seems to be a little confused when it comes to what "key parties" entail. 

A child ordered $4,000 worth of Dum Dum suckers through his mom's Amazon account, and thought he could throw a carnival?! 

Shaver told us a story from back in the day about a time he was kicked out of a bar for too much PDA. 

Mr. T gives great advice on when you should love your mother. 

HAMS helped a listener learn about where Ball State University is located! 

A worker at a Pirates game got into a fight with some fans, and decided to dish out some belt beating justice. 

Nick invited The Morning Show Crew in his boat this summer, but one guy is going to have to sit out.. or "fall" out. 

Glen Perkins told us a story of Eduardo Escobar and his fear of cats! 

Nick taught us that Orioles pitcher Cade Povich is the son of Maury Povich!

A man wearing a "retired drug dealer" shirt was arrested for selling meth, and Nick shared his disgust for attitude t-shirts. 

We found a perfect name for a new cleaner for your nuts! 

Members of The Brother/Sisterhood texted in some of their own flexes from when they were kids! 

Josh claims that there hasn't been a whole lot of "Steph Curry" in his household since saying "I do." 

Dana told us about a buddy of his tearing his Achilles during the first game in his men's soccer league! 

Josh is going to Boston this weekend and listeners texted in about some souvenirs they would like him to bring back home! 

The Air Guitar Championships will be taking place in Fridley on May 17th, and if you win, you'll be able to enter Nationals in San Francisco! 

Scientists are exploring the idea of growing spare human bodies to be used for medical experiments, and a food source! 

Some parents don't know how to control themselves when watching their kids play sports! 

A viral video of a set of identical twins is going around the internet because they are next level creepy, and it has RUINED one man's fantasy! 

Dana and Ashley informed Nick and Josh about voiceover dog videos! 

After an odd few weeks, the Nintendo Switch 2 is finally going up for pre-order on Thursday. Will you be logging on right at midnight to snag one?