Highlights from the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show.
We talked a lot about the passing of the Iron Sheik and Nick shared a crazy story about how he once got fired back in the day.
We were talking about things that men fantasize about and there was a really great one that had nothing to do with sex.
We were sharing some of the funny lines you can say to someone when you're using the bathroom and they knock to see if it's occupied.
Ashley shared the bizarre reason why she won't let anyone take care of her dog
Looks like Wappel could be the new hype man for a local sports team.
KARE 11's Janel Klein shared a story about a recent adventure she had while dog-sitting.
We may have just come up with a solution for the rise of car-jackings happening around town.
Someone who ordered a hot dog at a drive-thru got a little extra condiment
We were talking about the ways people cheat at bachelor/bachelorette parties and Dana may have broken Guy Code.
Wappel said he wishes he could time travel to the Roman-era and everyone was quick to point out that it wouldn't go well for him.
A lady stole a tractor down in Florida and Nick & Josh had very different ideas for what her possible motive was.
Nick told a great story about Josh discovering just how expensive it is to be a parent.
There is talk LeBron might retire from the NBA, but we aren't buying it. Dana made a pretty bold proclamation about what he'd do if it happens.
We were talking about underwear and Wappel came up with the perfect pair of adult Underoos for Josh.
Our porn star friend Jordan Maxx was telling us about her OnlyFans page and it led Josh to having a brilliant idea.
Nick and Josh reflect on the days they used to be hacky sack enthusiasts.
Pickleball is all the rage these days. Now courts are popping up at an unexpected place and Ashley thinks it's a perfect fit.
We were on the topic of spooning, and a member of the Brotherhood had a great term for when a tall guy and a short woman are spooning.
Nick, the biggest frisbee golf fan in the county, talked about his passion for his favorite sport
During the Stupid News, we came across a screaming goat who sounds like it is 100% human.
While talking about gimp costumes, Josh said something that made Nick get totally lost in thought...
The Brother/Sisterhood were texting in their "weird flexes" and there sure were some great ones.
During Josh's news segment, we learned about a substitute teacher who was trying way too hard to be the "cool teacher."
Ashley recalls the time back in the day when she used to date a Minnesota Twins player.
Our old buddy Chris Kluwe AKA Chris Warcraft visited HAMS on Friday and we asked him what it was like having Devin Hester barreling towards him.
There was 500 pounds of cooked pasta dumped in New Jersey and Wappel was loving the pasta puns in the news story.
On National Star Wars Day, Nick tells the story about the time The Phantom Menace almost led to his death.
We had our cop pal Lt. Gordon Shank on, and he was asked a really interesting question about dash cam footage.
We got on the topic of food, and Nick told a great story about how he doesn't even understand the very basics of the subject.
During the Stupid News, we learned about a woman who had an unfortunate incident while at the orchestra.
We were sharing our greatest athletic accomplishments, and of course the Brother/Sisterhood had some dandies.
Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer made his weekly appearance and shared some great stories about taking on TC Bear in the home run derby.
Recalling memories about how everyone remembers the kid who puked in school.
During Josh's news, we heard about a couple who have an extremely odd living situation.
The topic of Star Wars came up during Dad Fights, and Dana told a story about the brutal way his buddy had a Star Wars movie spoiled.
Nick did something for the first time in 18 years, and had everyone guess what it was he did.
We were talking weed on 4/20, and it turns out we all had different names for smoking weed in cars.
Josh gave Nick a very sincere compliment, but Nick did not necessarily agree with it.
Josh gave details about his Root Beer Club, and how there are strict rules about who can and cannot be a part of it.
In Josh's news report, there was a cute story about someone breaching the White House lawn.
The Boston Marathon was yesterday and Janel Klein told the story of the time she ran a marathon.
Twins play-by-play man Dick Bremer made his weekly HAMS appearance and told a great story about possums and cats in a press box.
We were talking about marriage proposals, and Dana shared an idea for an over-the-top proposal he wishes he would've done.
Wappel was asked to do his famous "Ronald Reagan" impression and he really missed the mark.
During Dad Fights 127, we quizzed the boys on famous people from Oklahoma. Randy Shaver decided Carrie Underwood made a smart career choice.
The Half-Assed Morning Show brought up a list of each state's stereotypes. Pretty sure you could guess a couple of them spot on!
During the Stupid News, Nick brought up a story of an OnlyFans Model, but she's doing things a little bit differently.
A Mets fan who has been going to games for years finally saw his team win in-person, and it led a member of the Brotherhood to take a great shot at the Twins.
Dick Bremer has missed a few TV broadcasts while sick, but still made his regular Tuesday appearance on HAMS, and gave us an update on how he's feeling.
Those electric scooters are popping back up all over town and Nick told a great story about an incident our former promotions director "Grant" had riding one.