Daily highlights from the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with Nick, Josh, Dana & Ashley. Listen & subscribe to full episodes of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, the 93X app - pretty much wherever you get your podcasts!
One of our listeners is going up to Nimrod, MN to do some hunting and he has an agreement with the locals.
If you've ever wondered what the Willmar helicopter sounds like, here you go!
What's Tulsa spelled backwards?
Nick can't take it anymore and he is officially buying Brad Ruiter a one-way plane ticket.
Josh is ready to join the other super heroes in Duluth!
A DoorDash driver made a brutal spelling mistake when texting with a customer.
Josh took a test that revealed what supermodel he is destined to be with!
There's nothing quite like buying something brand new and ruining it immediately.
Randy Shaver almost had a heart attack this morning!
A member of The Brotherhood texted in with the perfect workplace prank!
Nick told us a story about an observation that his wife made about his friends.
Is there anything worse than trying to pee outside in negative degree weather?
Nick told a story about one of his buddies surprising him with a cloud of mace when they were younger.
A college student attacked a high school track athlete by surprise.
Josh talked about the good ol' days of fighting.
A listener texted in and informed us that real men DO cry!
Josh and Nick might need a little help trying to figure out what these costumes are while out in the wild.
What if we were single and naked right now? Wouldn't that be sooo silly?
An Ohio Dunkin Donuts ended up having to give away darn near 6,000 donuts.
There Goes My Popcorn!
Josh wants to live in Little House on the Prairie, but only under one condition.
HVAC Jesus has got you covered if you need to borrow some nose.
Gable Stevenson got KO'd!
A listener texted in our favorite dad joke of the day!
Baudette Fishing Guide Jesus has it all figured out.
A member of The Brotherhood just came up with an amazing new business plan!
Josh is building his own race car!
Josh and Nick are trying to get MN Vikings Andrew DePaola to join them in growing a terrible head of hair.
Listeners texted in about some of the dangerous thrill seeking behavior they partake in.
Veterinarian Doctor Andrea gave us a little history lesson and told us the reasoning behind some dogs being bred in the first place!
Josh and Nick told the story about when they met David Coverdale in person!
Some people on the internet are saying we should have only 5 months in a year!
Would you rather receive 2 million dollars, or go back in time to when you were 10 years old with all the knowledge you have now?
Nick played a very child-like joke on a fellow coworker!
Ashley learned that there is always seating at amphitheaters!
Would you be able to defeat a gator that was actively trying to murder you?
Ashley told us how she would win a triathlon.
You're missing out if you haven't seen the sequel to Marley and Me.
Never let your classmates see you cry, even if it is 100% completely justified.
Speculating about why Anthony Edwards can't stop having babies.
There is a teacher out there that has designated a corner in her classroom to FARTING.
A member of The Brotherhood taught us what range goggles are this morning!
Nick told us about how his wife ruined a beautiful hug they shared together the other day.
Ashley almost died at work yesterday!
Surprise surprise... Josh was very disappointed in himself this morning.
Veterinarian Doctor Andrea told us an incredible story about a K9 Officer.
What do you get when you combine MDMA, a crap ton of potatoes, and a bathtub?
During a conversation about activities that should have an age limit, nick told us a story about one of the first times he felt old.
Entertainer C. Willi Myles told us what he would do if a spider fell out of his helmet onto his shoulder.
We're starting to get worried about Randy Shaver's memory!