Daily highlights from the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with Nick, Josh, Dana & Ashley. Listen & subscribe to full episodes of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, the 93X app - pretty much wherever you get your podcasts!
Veterinarian Doctor Andrea told a story about a time her dog embarrassed her.
A man tried to break into a prison to see his girlfriend!
What's better than someone pretending to be a cop? Someone pretending to be a lawyer.
It's hard to get out of a DUI when the evidence is in your passenger seat!
A listener texted in with a perfect joke for Josh!
Attitude shirts ARE funny.
Josh told us a story about him calling the cops over ditchweed.
Listeners texted in and told us about the damage their children have done, and how expensive it was!
Everyone has dynamite stashed somewhere in their house.... Right?
Watch a fan hang his child over a railing at an MLB game to retrieve a ball at 93x.com!
Nick and Ashley were honest about what they would do if they saw someone drowning in the ocean
Guess who on the show thinks that a dude riding a moped while wearing a spiderman mask is cool!
Dana talked about the time he was absolutely wasted on one of our booze cruises.
Nick asked everyone on The Morning Show a very important question.
Nick got deep with Josh this morning.
Nick let us behind the curtain about what kind of dad he would be.
We learned that the bees have a Facebook group!
Nick and Ashley bonded over their experience with 218-ers.
A listener texted in and told us he use to eat a pound and a half of bacon a day!
We poked fun at Josh and his ability to wear winter clothes in the summer!
Girls giving you sympathy because you were knocked out is great... until you look in the mirror.
Randy almost slipped up. Nick poked fun at him for it.
If you've never seen grown adults fight at a kindergarten graduation, there's a video on 93x.com you have to see!
We talked about whether or not we would be blindfolded for 24 hours in order to receive 10 million dollars.
Nick told a story about the only time his buddy Greg didn't completely suck at playing sports.
We found out that Marcus' favorite hockey movie includes a skating monkey.
Feel better about your bad divorce by hearing some nasty divorce stories!
Is Josh cheating on his wife with a fireman?
A man was caught humping trash, and he might actually enjoy his punishment.
Nick and Dana have a new YouTube channel you need to check out!
We decided to rip Josh all morning long about his HUGE ears!
Josh talked about how his mom is guilty of the "bomber bad news drop," and we had ideas on how to get her back!
Listeners texted in about their experience with big sneezers!
Marcus joined us today and we chatted about the Stanley Cup playoffs!
Nick and Dana both shared stories about a time their buddies fooling little kids for DAD's benefit.
A man decided to pull a vehicle with his penis, while he was on fire.
Dana is hosting a wrestling Q+A this Saturday at the MOA and The Morning Show Crew is hoping for some awkward questions.
Nick filled us in on why he still uses envelopes.
Listeners texted in and told us what it would take to get them to walk away from their family.
A dad decided he just doesn't care when it comes to where his toddler is.
The Miz talked about what's been going on with Danhausen lately!
A listener texted in and proved to us that he knows what it's like to be broke AF!
There's a new hot term for people that are addicted to their phones in social settings!
Josh pointed out that getting mugged and going to the dentist have a lot in common.
Josh is having some issues when it comes to playing basketball with his son and his son's friends.
Listeners texted in and told us what they would sell their soul for!
One listener doesn't need a car toilet- he's happy with what he's got!
A listener texted in and told us about something that causes him to get irrationally angry!
During our Marcus Foligno interview, we compared our morning show to an old, dying dog.
Ashley is completely clueless on why her parking tickets and speeding tickets have been thrown out.