Daily highlights from the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with Nick, Josh, Dana & Ashley. Listen & subscribe to full episodes of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, the 93X app - pretty much wherever you get your podcasts!
Dana is hosting a wrestling Q+A this Saturday at the MOA and The Morning Show Crew is hoping for some awkward questions.
Nick filled us in on why he still uses envelopes.
Listeners texted in and told us what it would take to get them to walk away from their family.
A dad decided he just doesn't care when it comes to where his toddler is.
The Miz talked about what's been going on with Danhausen lately!
A listener texted in and proved to us that he knows what it's like to be broke AF!
There's a new hot term for people that are addicted to their phones in social settings!
Josh pointed out that getting mugged and going to the dentist have a lot in common.
Josh is having some issues when it comes to playing basketball with his son and his son's friends.
Listeners texted in and told us what they would sell their soul for!
One listener doesn't need a car toilet- he's happy with what he's got!
A listener texted in and told us about something that causes him to get irrationally angry!
During our Marcus Foligno interview, we compared our morning show to an old, dying dog.
Ashley is completely clueless on why her parking tickets and speeding tickets have been thrown out.
Josh let us in behind the curtain and told us why car dealerships hire young kids to move the cars around.
A listener texted in and told us a very embarrassing story from when he was younger, that has stayed with him for YEARS.
Find out why a tour bus driver got in trouble for wanting to get some!
Nick told us about an AWESOME birthday card him and his wife bought the other day.
Ashley couldn't help but wonder how in the world Josh was able to watch the movie Faces of Death.
A listener texted in about a hilarious bumper sticker that his brother slapped on his vehicle.
Nick shared with us what he said to Josh when he first met Dana's wife!
The people who work for the Onion are the smartest people to ever grace this Earth.
A man stole a McDonald's headset and started chiming in when people were trying to order food!
MN Wild Marcus Foligno talked about how he and his brother used to fight when they were kids!
Listeners texted in and told us what kind of dope they are on.
Don't piss off Panthers fans!
Listeners texted in about the awkward times they have misheard people or people have misheard them!
Nick told us about a guy he knows who has a strange amount of Olivia Dunne photos on his phone.
Logan Paul and Tom Brady yada yada something something WHO CARES!
It's time they start to make some realistic Barbie dolls!
We imagined what goes through the dog's mind while at McCovey Cove.
Awkwardly touching your dad's hand can leave emotional scars.
Listeners texted in about what kind of animals they've hit with their vehicles!
Nothing better than watching a good ol' douche-off.
Josh is running out of room in his diary because of Nick!
Dana was tasked with getting "dog salt" from the store. It turned out to be an embarrassing errand run.
Veterinarian Doctor Andrea told us about a dog that fell out of an airplane!
Some things in life just hit like crack. Listeners texted in with what they believe hits like crack!
Listeners texted in about the terrible sports teams they were on when they were younger.
What's better than a girl scout posted up outside of a marijuana dispensary?
Would you drive to Michigan and back for a complete stranger? Josh would.
Josh told us a story about how he watched a girl try to eat a door once.
A listener texted in to tell us about his smart fridge that bullies him.
Dana gave us a little taste of a rap that a D.A.R.E. teacher would throw together.
A woman got in some big trouble for throwing a middle school rager at her house.
Nick asked Randy Shaver a very, very important question.
Nick informed Dana about what Dana’s wife uses their closet for.
Nick told a story about calling wrestler "Sheik" Adnan Al-Kaissey!
A member of The Sisterhood texted in about a terrible kiss she had.
Is there anything worse than your passenger randomly shouting while you're trying to drive?!