We caught up with our bro Zachy Zach Parise to wish him a happy early 40th birthday and good luck in retirement. We also made some predictions about what lays ahead for Retirement Zach.

Nick has had enough of the over-the-top NFL coverage, and in one story in particular he hopes an NFL lineman gets some revenge. 

A new study showed that people who work in construction are the happiest at their jobs, but some members of the Brotherhood quite adamantly disagreed. 

A football coach recently made the news for marrying a famous stripper that dances on stage with a monkey...and we had questions. 

Dick Bremer went out to Cooperstown over the weekend for Joe Mauer's Hall of Fame induction but is now marooned in Connecticut and he might need to make an uncomfortable underwear decision. 

During Josh's News segment we played some great audio of a woman who was very confused about the purpose of a city council meeting she was at. 

A great number of people have played Beer League Softball in their day and have it figured out, but some people still just don't get it. 

Topps is coming out with a series of baseball cards for announcers, and Dick Bremer shared a story about when they made a baseball card of him a few years ago. 

Brad had his first hole-in-one over the weekend on the golf course and a member of the Brotherhood had a very important question. 

Randy Shaver told us why his yearly summer road trip is shorter than normal this year, but the Brotherhood wasn't buying his excuses. 

The video game The Sims was back in the news and we heard about how our guy Wappel can be one sick dude when he plays that game. 

Serena Williams told a funny story about getting told she needed to come into the bank to deposit a large check. Dana gets told to come inside the bank for very different reasons. 

Nick got a very specific threat over our 4th of July vacation and the Brotherhood was there to make him feel better about the situation.

Although he will be sticking around with us on the Half-Assed Morning Show, Friday is Randy Shaver's last day on TV. So, we brought a couple of his colleagues on to surprise him. 

We were having a conversation about the different ways the boss can spy on you at work. We have one listener who might be taking the wrong approach towards things. 

Our annual 4th of July boat cruise is coming up and we went down memory lane about a crazy incident that happened a few years back. 

Randy Shaver has been known as the Assman on the show for years now, but Dick Bremer told a great story about a Stanley Cup Champion Assman that predates Shaver. 

Nick challenged Josh to get him to care about the final broadcast of our work week and Josh definitely delivered the goods. 

On Thursday's show, we got a chance to catch up with the Hardcore Legend himself, Mick Foley. Bang bang! 

We were sharing stories about running from the cops and one listener had a brilliant strategy that's so obvious we can't believe we didn't think of it sooner. 

We had the legend himself, Hulk Hogan, in-studio on Tuesday and he cut a promo for us that was the best ending to a show in the history of HAMS. 

We believe that summertime should be about baseball and not NFL training camp, so much so that Nick might file a lawsuit. 

We got on the topic of things we're sick of people trying to convince us are great and Wappel very passionately called out one of the biggest trends going right now. 

Our summer booze cruise is almost upon us and we always love the hilarious and ridiculous questions people send us about the boat ride. 

Ashley was sharing a story about her boyfriend and decided to make one very big clarification. 

Twins ambassador Dick Bremer made his weekly appearance on HAMS and gave us an update on the baseball league he is playing in. 

We were talking about how a person gives off 'drug dealing vibes' and everyone decided that Dana gives off the exact opposite of that. 

There is a naked bike ride in Toronto this weekend, and we all went over our strategies for how we would tackle that race. 

Randy is off to Vegas for a well-deserved vacation and we were joking about the odds if we will even be able to get ahold of him come Monday morning. 

Dick Bremer went to a few Minnesota town ball games recently and he told us a funny story about how he walked away with a little extra money in his pocket. 

Twins Ambassador Dick Bremer made his weekly appearance and we went down memory lane about the anniversary of the 10¢ Beer Night Riots. 

Nick has a lot of friends battling shingles right now, so we did a little research and Josh came up with the perfect bumper sticker idea. 

We took some photos of Wappel in an oversized KG jersey and had the Brother/Sisterhood roast him...and they did NOT let us down. 

Charles Barkley's love of well-done steaks sparked a debate about how we like our steaks to be prepared and the Brotherhood had some great lines. 

Everyone's fired up for the Wolves in the Western Conference finals and Josh read about a new name for the bandwagon and it's very fitting. 

There was a story about someone illegally planting marijuana at the Wisconsin state capitol and one member of the show took an interesting approach to the topic. 

We had play-by-play ace Michael Grady on the show after the Wolves beatdown of Denver Thursday night, and he told us the one thing you always gotta remember about Game 7s. 

We were telling stories about people stealing from work and learned about one genius who stole a whole box of pull tabs and then tried to cash them in. 

Some goofy Canadians tried to break the record for most people dressed up like a dinosaur but they missed out on a silly technicality. 

We discussed a hypothetical question about if you would fist fight a 300 pound drunk man for $50,000 a day. Would you? 

Some guy crashed-and-burned doing a commencement speech at Ohio State over the weekend so we got to talking about some of the worst speeches we've ever seen in person.

In honor of National Teacher Appreciation Week, we were talking about things that used to acceptable in school that would NOT fly today. 

North Star legend Mike Modano joined the show Friday and we got to talking about how much fun the boys had both on AND off the ice back in the 90s. 

We were celebrating National Brothers and Sisters Day and were showing some love to those who are an "only child." One member of the Brotherhood shared the very special person he got to play catch with growing up. 

Josh was relieved to hear that he is not single-handedly ruining the dental hygienist industry. 

The topic of pity sex came up. Whether we've ever dished any out or been given any, and one member of the show all of a sudden got a little worried. 

The Twins are suddenly one of the hottest teams in baseball and it's all because of a smelly sausage. 

Ashley admitted to something involving insects and the sun that she learned WAY later in life than she probably should have. 

Minnesota Twins ambassador Dick Bremer joined the show for his weekly appearance and told an all-time great Gardy story. 

We learned that a member of the Half-Assed Morning Show was once a member of something called "The Safety Team" here at work.