Daily highlights from the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with Nick, Josh, Dana & Ashley. Listen & subscribe to full episodes of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, the 93X app - pretty much wherever you get your podcasts!
There Goes My Popcorn!
Josh wants to live in Little House on the Prairie, but only under one condition.
HVAC Jesus has got you covered if you need to borrow some nose.
Gable Stevenson got KO'd!
A listener texted in our favorite dad joke of the day!
Baudette Fishing Guide Jesus has it all figured out.
A member of The Brotherhood just came up with an amazing new business plan!
Josh is building his own race car!
Josh and Nick are trying to get MN Vikings Andrew DePaola to join them in growing a terrible head of hair.
Listeners texted in about some of the dangerous thrill seeking behavior they partake in.
Veterinarian Doctor Andrea gave us a little history lesson and told us the reasoning behind some dogs being bred in the first place!
Josh and Nick told the story about when they met David Coverdale in person!
Some people on the internet are saying we should have only 5 months in a year!
Would you rather receive 2 million dollars, or go back in time to when you were 10 years old with all the knowledge you have now?
Nick played a very child-like joke on a fellow coworker!
Ashley learned that there is always seating at amphitheaters!
Would you be able to defeat a gator that was actively trying to murder you?
Ashley told us how she would win a triathlon.
You're missing out if you haven't seen the sequel to Marley and Me.
Never let your classmates see you cry, even if it is 100% completely justified.
Speculating about why Anthony Edwards can't stop having babies.
There is a teacher out there that has designated a corner in her classroom to FARTING.
A member of The Brotherhood taught us what range goggles are this morning!
Nick told us about how his wife ruined a beautiful hug they shared together the other day.
Ashley almost died at work yesterday!
Surprise surprise... Josh was very disappointed in himself this morning.
Veterinarian Doctor Andrea told us an incredible story about a K9 Officer.
What do you get when you combine MDMA, a crap ton of potatoes, and a bathtub?
During a conversation about activities that should have an age limit, nick told us a story about one of the first times he felt old.
Entertainer C. Willi Myles told us what he would do if a spider fell out of his helmet onto his shoulder.
We're starting to get worried about Randy Shaver's memory!
Josh told us a news story about a man that tried to kidnap some children at a gas station.
We learned that a doctor is the profession that everybody wants in their zombie apocalypse group.
Listeners texted in and told us about all the crap that they've lost out of the back of their vehicles while driving down the road.
Nick finally made Cubby cry on the radio.
We talked about different animals that The Brother/Sisterhood irrationally fears.
Tourists are getting a little too entitled.
Are you going to see Banana ball?! Banana ball! This weekend! Banana ball!
If you had to choose one to go away forever, and you had to choose between MLB, NBA, NFL and NHL, which one are you picking?
Dana got to meet Danhausen yesterday and scored an evil popsicle!
Throat-Hausen made their first appearance of the show yesterday, and today, they came out with a new hit single!
We have a new member of the show thanks to Dana!
Josh played us the audio of Tony Romo's recent arrest.
Nick and Josh reminisced about the day they found out Nick is tough as nails...at least in some departments.
Listeners texted in with the job perks they benefit from!
When talking about group chats, a listener texted in about being a part of Josh's mom's group chat.
Learn all about Nick's hatred towards a beloved movie icon.
Find out what the newest ailment Josh has!
We got to catch up with our guy Bryan from Koo Koo after their big appearance on America's Got Talent. Originally aired on Friday, July 10, 2026.
The chosen auto shop of HAMS listeners!