The Pop-Tarts Bowl is coming back for another year in college football. Last year, the bowl game featured a Pop-Tarts mascot and the MVP of the game then ate it. This year, there are three flavors to choose from. 

We talked about the Jake Paul and Mike Tyson fight from over the weekend. It reminded us of the celebrities who boxed in celebrity boxing matches. 

Long Snapper for the Vikings Andrew DePaola joined the show on his weekly Friday segment, and unfortunately, he's going to have to miss more games because of the injury to his hand. This week will hurt more because he never played at the Titans stadium. 

We talked about odd things that people find attractive. That led down a rabbit hole of Josh telling us about some odd items he's been thinking about purchasing. 

An assistant fire chief of Massachusetts was arrested for stealing Pokémon cards. The most embarrassing part of the story is that all the cops who arrested him knew who he was!

Nick brought up the hockey players that are going into the Hall of Fame for this year, and he's not a fan of two of the players. That got us thinking about who'd get the trophy on The Half-Assed Morning Show. 

It's a Friday so that means The Half-Assed Morning Show talked with Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola. They told him about Toys-4-Tatas and the athletes who have made it to the event in the past. One was Derek Boogaard, so they asked DePaola if he could be an NHL enforcer. 

Wappel, Ashley and Dana switch off doing a video game update every Wednesday. Today was Dana's update, and he just couldn't find the right words! 

When you arrive at the airport in Hawaii, they give you a lei. If every state gave you something upon arrival, what would it be for each state? 

There was a showdown between two men. One had a machete and the other had a nunchaku. Which one are you betting on? 

Have you ever been in a fight at work? We learned from the Brotherhood that it's much more common than you'd think! 

Nick was telling a story about camping at Rockfest one year, and it was a bad time to be a generator!

Josh took a trip to Hawaii days before his 21st birthday. He and his friends decided to go rock climbing, and he was attacked by a bat! 

There was a story in the Stupid News about our sexual kinks, and if you go through a breakup, signing a non-disclosure agreement so your ex can't tell anyone. Then they asked Josh what he would want in return if it was violated. 

There's a show on Netflix called Starting Five where they show you the life of popular NBA athletes. Timberwolves star Anthony Edwards was featured in the first season, and now we have who they'll be following around for season two. 

In the stupid news, a man and woman were arrested for having sex in a train station bathroom after they broke a water pipe. Josh wanted to know what everyone on the show broke while having a passionate sex session. 

In the Stupid News, The Half-Assed Morning Show discussed a haunted house in England that requires you to sign a waiver before you enter. Today Ashley learned she's been calling people the wrong thing for a long time!

Josh and Nick revealed this morning that they're going to a fancy restaurant together and an old pal will join them. Hopefully, the other guy got the right restaurant!

We got to talking about the cheap shots we've witnessed. Couldn't recall too many stories, so we called on the Brotherhood and Fish & Chips Jesus answered the call! 

We talked about the differences between men's and women's bathrooms. Wappel said that the way were talking about bathrooms, reminded him of the strip club bathrooms. One time, Nick had dinner from one...don't get cute with that! 

The Vikings play on Thursday night this week, so Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola joined The Half-Assed Morning Show today. They like talking to him a lot and hopefully, he doesn't go into the other team's sidelines. Otherwise, we might never hear from him again! 

On Sunday, the Jets played the Steelers, and of course everyone knows who their quarterback is. Aaron Rodgers. While he was on the sidelines a camera panned over to him and he was picking his nose! 

A 36-year-old man from Kentucky was declared dead and was an organ donor. While doctors were cutting him up, THE MAN STARTED CRYING! 

The Half-Assed Morning Show is heading to St. Croix Casino in Turtle Lake, WI for the third Brotherhood Border Bash. Nick isn't going to do much gambling but he has other plans in mind. 

The Half-Assed Morning Show talked with Long Snapper Andrew DePaola of the Minnesota Vikings and they wanted to know if there's always that one person, even in professional sports. 

In the sports with Randy Shaver, The Half-Assed Morning Show we're talking about NFL players staying out of trouble this year. Nick brought up some examples of why he'd get in trouble if he were an NFL player. Then Josh reminded him of a way he did get in trouble. 

This year's batch of NFL starting quarterbacks are the worst-performing quarterbacks ever! That led us to a player that's doing pretty good this season. Nick and Brad Ruiter said he'd be this year's Super Bowl MVP! 

Entertainer C Willi Myles joined the show this morning and Nick wanted to know his thoughts on having a celebration of life while you're still alive. 

Over the weekend hackers got into smart vacuum systems and turned them off & on while also being able to speak from them. What was said was very hurtful! 

Brad Ruiter is a teacher at Northwestern. During COVID, he had to help the school and teach a class he normally doesn't teach. 

We talked about what music you listen to while you drive. Some listeners brought up the music genre Deathcore and HAMS tried to figure out exactly what it was. 

Yesterday a man was climbing the radio tower in Eagan where the OLD 93X building was. Too bad it wasn't a radio stunt and the police had to get involved!

Vikings long-snapper Andrew DePaola joined the Half-Assed Morning Show today on his day.....................................off! He has to go back to work on Monday, but be warned. He does have meetings. 

Dr. Andrea from Gehrman Animal Hospital joined the show like she does every other Thursday. Today she taught us a phrase we'll never forget!

There was a study in the Stupid News that says sixty percent of people think their house is haunted. Nick thinks about his house and believes his beloved game could be haunting him.

There's a new survey that came out where Android phone users have been shamed by iPhone users and sometimes things can go a little too far! 

Every NFL team has super fans and the Vikings have two new ones! Rolling Rocket and the London Viking! 

We had Vikings legend and Hall of Fame candidate Chuck Foreman on the show Friday and Nick asked Chuck what he'd do to a person who grew up in Minnesota only to become a Buffalo Bills fan. 

We were talking about the good ol' days in sports when it was perfectly acceptable to chuck a beer from the stands at an opposing player. 

We had our final chat of the baseball season with Dick Bremer, and he told us a great story about the fitting way his senior baseball season ended. 

We had our weekly chat with our bro Andrew DePaola and he told us a great story about a time he went ass-over-apple cart in a college football game. 

We're always learning something new about each other on the show. Like Wednesday for example, we learned someone on the show is a shirt-swimmer. 

We were chatting with Dick Bremer about the Oakland As playing their final home games in the Bay Area and brought back some stories about the final days at the old Met Stadium. 

Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola made his weekly appearance on the show Friday, and gave us some insight onto what you can and can NOT do to celebrate in the NFL. 

The newest craze for young people is to have a prenup for your pet, and we had some laughs over all the crazy situations that could come from them. 

Although it may not happen anytime soon, Nick and Josh have some adorable plans for retirement together. 

Vikings long snapper Andrew DePaola responded to someone on the show saying the Vikings have no chance Sunday against the 49ers. 

We cold-called our buddy Zach Parise to catch up with him and we were taken aback over what he was up to when we called. 

Our pal from the Minnesota Vikings is back on the show with us for another season. His wife recently gave birth to their fourth child and we asked how the transition from 3-to-4 kids is going. 

Nick and Josh are sick of athletes not staying loyal to the team that drafted them, and think athletes should follow the lead they set at 93X.