93X HAMS Highlights

Dana was tasked with getting "dog salt" from the store. It turned out to be an embarrassing errand run. 

Veterinarian Doctor Andrea told us about a dog that fell out of an airplane!

Some things in life just hit like crack. Listeners texted in with what they believe hits like crack! 

Listeners texted in about the terrible sports teams they were on when they were younger. 

What's better than a girl scout posted up outside of a marijuana dispensary? 

Would you drive to Michigan and back for a complete stranger? Josh would. 

Josh told us a story about how he watched a girl try to eat a door once. 

A listener texted in to tell us about his smart fridge that bullies him. 

Dana gave us a little taste of a rap that a D.A.R.E. teacher would throw together.

A woman got in some big trouble for throwing a middle school rager at her house. 

Nick asked Randy Shaver a very, very important question. 

Nick informed Dana about what Dana’s wife uses their closet for.

Nick told a story about calling wrestler "Sheik" Adnan Al-Kaissey! 

A member of The Sisterhood texted in about a terrible kiss she had. 

Is there anything worse than your passenger randomly shouting while you're trying to drive?! 

Nick speculated about what kind of stuff Minnesota Viking JJ McCarthy would have in his vomit. 

During Josh's News, he told us a story that seemed like it involved the stormtroopers. 

We are skeptical about Double D Shesus' reason for needing to go to the chiropractor. 

One listener texted in about how his daughter wanted to make an example out of him in front of her peers. 

We have a serious problem with people dumping their trash wherever they want. 

We played an old audio of someone making fun of hard rock radio. 

We talked about charity car washes back in the day and Nick mentioned the woods people that would attend. 

Josh wants to know if it's required for every dentist to be smokin' hot. 

We talked about how it looks like MN Wild Quinn Hughes sees dead Victorian children. 

We asked Marcus to rank the importance of his teammates. 

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Josh reminisced about his good ol' baritone days... 

Nick finds humor in the fact that Josh has had polyps in his colon. 

Nick talked about how he has finally hit the age where people driving too fast are starting to piss him off. 

Description: Nick and his buddy had a CRAZY night while at a beer party, and it involves a kite. 

Ashley has become a member of the flamethrower club! 

Ashley learned what ski jumping is…. 20 years later. 

Nick told a story about his old man giving it his all on a dance floor at a wedding. 

Ricky Martin made an appearance during the The Super Bowl Halftime Show and Brad Ruiter was a huge fan. 

HAMS is sick currently, but Brad is marked safe. For now. 

Josh finally told us the truth about what he did for his bachelor party! 

Ashley shared what she used to do if she found out that a job does drug tests. 

Nick told us all about the history of Sam Darnold's great-great-great-grandmother! 

Josh told us about how Tiger Woods did renovations in a home that he rented here in Minnesota! 

You can get a keg of ketchup for your upcoming Super Bowl party! But watch out, Dana might murder it. 

Supposedly, hockey porn is super hot right now, so Ashley decided to get to the bottom of the situation. 

Dana told us a story about how he is VERY lucky to be alive today. 

Some guy got stuck in a trash can and we realized that it sounded awfully similar to the way a lot of pornos start... 

It's so cold that a listener's anatomy changed! 

Josh informed us about the fact that cats have served in the military! 

We're curious if the "no cash" trend has reached the prostitution world yet. 

Josh explained the one and only cheap shot he has ever delivered. 

A listener turned all of HAMS into the opposite gender, but girl Dana was by far the best. 

A listener texted in with the perfect analogy for Marcus Foligno's hat trick. 

C. Willi told us a story about the one and only time you could ever find him standing on a frozen lake!