93X HAMS Highlights

We took a geek test this morning and Josh nailed it! 

Dana shared a story about a hilarious school chant, which prompted a listeners to text in an even better school chant!

Veterinarian Doctor Andrea Told us the craziest story about how the city took care of a raccoon problem! 

A member of The Brotherhood claims that his bad habit is going to cause his wife to go INSANE! 

Nick explains why he hates otters so much! 

A listener texted in and taught us a new term! 

We learned about a woman who eats her food through her NOSE! 

Once again... Josh can't stop being harassed by listeners about his poor mother! 

Nick tells a story about one of his buddies eating a delicious drunk snack! 

Members of The Brother/Sisterhood shared some of the worst pains they’ve ever felt! 

We played a news clip that sounded like it was straight out of the 1940's! 

Yes. 

Is there anything worse than waking up in a Russian hospital? 

Nick told a story about a time where he had terrible gas at a concert, and it reminded Dana of a similar story. 

We reminisced on what the old Thunderbird was like on New Year's Eve. 

Veterinarian Doctor Andrea told us a story regarding one of her children accidentally taking laxatives! 

Help us figure out who the woman sitting in Josh's lap is!

We had College Football Official Jesus on for Purple Pick Em this morning and he told us a story about a time a coach was really giving him the business! 

Dana asked Nick if he has watched the Buffalo Bills Hallmark movie, Holiday Touchdown

Marcus Foligno talked about what would happen if he and Bill Guerin took the gloves off and went after each other. 

Marcus Foligno explained what happened during his missed breakaway shot the other night. 

There are ONLY six people that should care about Josh's weight! 

HAMS discussed whether or not certain movies should be considered Christmas movies! 

Environmental Officers in England take the job waaaaaaay too seriously. 

Kansas City is eliminated from the playoffs and Patrick Mahomes has torn his ACL. A listener texted in regarding his feelings on the topic. 

Randy Shaver and Brad Ruiter refuse to believe that there is a 3-year-old that spends their day playing chess and beating adults.

Josh needs some help figuring whose kids he had living at his house for years.

Randy would resort to consuming his own excrement and Josh would 100% need his wife! 

Andrew DePaola gave us the inside scoop on the way the league drug tests! 

Andrew DePaola talks about how C.J. Ham deserves to be the man of the year! 

We discussed things that are normal to have one of but strange to have two of! 

Nick taught Josh what porno music videos are! 

We went through a list of some cold hard truths

We learned from Odell Beckham Jr. that it is difficult to make 100 million dollars last a lifetime!

Nick informed us that retiring sports athletes are being given planes now. 

We discovered why some moms get so fired up at their children's sporting events!

After the terrible showing from Minnesota yesterday, we discussed whether or not it is time for the Vikings to tank the rest of their season. 

We asked MN Wild Marcus Foligno what he thinks the deal is with all these weird injuries in the NHL! 

We talked about the downside and the upside to your dad being on the same sports team as you!

A man was shot in the booty by his dog! 

Captain Gordan Shank has had ENOUGH with the ground effects! 

Josh proved that it is CORRECT that bald people are better at sports that people with hair... 

Nick described how it would go down if he stopped and had a beer at a porno bar. 

Nick explained how he showers like a REAL MAN. 

Using bar soap instead of body wash is what a bitch does. 

Marine Veteran and Brotherhood member Zach Johnson joined the Half-Assed Morning Show today to talk about Roger Up - a program he founded for Veterans & First Responders struggling with their mental health. ROGER UP exists to give veterans, first responders and their families an outlet, outdoors resources, and tools to live their best life giving them a chance to escape and reorient themselves to begin to heal. Find out more about ROGER UP at RogerUp.org

Magic Erasers can clean everything! 

We asked Depo for his opinion on the reason why former Viking Matt Kalil got a divorce! 

Marcus Foligno came out as a Swiftie this morning! 

Tom Brady cloned his dog, and HAMS agreed that you should be saving the dogs from the Sarah McLachlan commercials instead!