Daily highlights from the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with Nick, Josh, Dana & Ashley. Listen & subscribe to full episodes of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, the 93X app - pretty much wherever you get your podcasts!
Listeners texted in and told us about all the crap that they've lost out of the back of their vehicles while driving down the road.
Nick finally made Cubby cry on the radio.
We talked about different animals that The Brother/Sisterhood irrationally fears.
Tourists are getting a little too entitled.
Are you going to see Banana ball?! Banana ball! This weekend! Banana ball!
If you had to choose one to go away forever, and you had to choose between MLB, NBA, NFL and NHL, which one are you picking?
Dana got to meet Danhausen yesterday and scored an evil popsicle!
Throat-Hausen made their first appearance of the show yesterday, and today, they came out with a new hit single!
We have a new member of the show thanks to Dana!
Josh played us the audio of Tony Romo's recent arrest.
Nick and Josh reminisced about the day they found out Nick is tough as nails...at least in some departments.
Listeners texted in with the job perks they benefit from!
When talking about group chats, a listener texted in about being a part of Josh's mom's group chat.
Learn all about Nick's hatred towards a beloved movie icon.
Find out what the newest ailment Josh has!
We got to catch up with our guy Bryan from Koo Koo after their big appearance on America's Got Talent. Originally aired on Friday, July 10, 2026.
The chosen auto shop of HAMS listeners!
Josh told us a story about a poor woman who had to be rescued from hot Texas poop!
Veterinarian Doctor Andrea told a story about a time her dog embarrassed her.
A man tried to break into a prison to see his girlfriend!
What's better than someone pretending to be a cop? Someone pretending to be a lawyer.
It's hard to get out of a DUI when the evidence is in your passenger seat!
A listener texted in with a perfect joke for Josh!
Attitude shirts ARE funny.
Josh told us a story about him calling the cops over ditchweed.
Listeners texted in and told us about the damage their children have done, and how expensive it was!
Everyone has dynamite stashed somewhere in their house.... Right?
Watch a fan hang his child over a railing at an MLB game to retrieve a ball at 93x.com!
Nick and Ashley were honest about what they would do if they saw someone drowning in the ocean
Guess who on the show thinks that a dude riding a moped while wearing a spiderman mask is cool!
Dana talked about the time he was absolutely wasted on one of our booze cruises.
Nick asked everyone on The Morning Show a very important question.
Nick got deep with Josh this morning.
Nick let us behind the curtain about what kind of dad he would be.
We learned that the bees have a Facebook group!
Nick and Ashley bonded over their experience with 218-ers.
A listener texted in and told us he use to eat a pound and a half of bacon a day!
We poked fun at Josh and his ability to wear winter clothes in the summer!
Girls giving you sympathy because you were knocked out is great... until you look in the mirror.
Randy almost slipped up. Nick poked fun at him for it.
If you've never seen grown adults fight at a kindergarten graduation, there's a video on 93x.com you have to see!
We talked about whether or not we would be blindfolded for 24 hours in order to receive 10 million dollars.
Nick told a story about the only time his buddy Greg didn't completely suck at playing sports.
We found out that Marcus' favorite hockey movie includes a skating monkey.
Feel better about your bad divorce by hearing some nasty divorce stories!
Is Josh cheating on his wife with a fireman?
A man was caught humping trash, and he might actually enjoy his punishment.
Nick and Dana have a new YouTube channel you need to check out!
We decided to rip Josh all morning long about his HUGE ears!
Josh talked about how his mom is guilty of the "bomber bad news drop," and we had ideas on how to get her back!