93X HAMS Highlights

Josh wants to know if it's required for every dentist to be smokin' hot. 

We talked about how it looks like MN Wild Quinn Hughes sees dead Victorian children. 

We asked Marcus to rank the importance of his teammates. 

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Josh reminisced about his good ol' baritone days... 

Nick finds humor in the fact that Josh has had polyps in his colon. 

Nick talked about how he has finally hit the age where people driving too fast are starting to piss him off. 

Description: Nick and his buddy had a CRAZY night while at a beer party, and it involves a kite. 

Ashley has become a member of the flamethrower club! 

Ashley learned what ski jumping is…. 20 years later. 

Nick told a story about his old man giving it his all on a dance floor at a wedding. 

Ricky Martin made an appearance during the The Super Bowl Halftime Show and Brad Ruiter was a huge fan. 

HAMS is sick currently, but Brad is marked safe. For now. 

Josh finally told us the truth about what he did for his bachelor party! 

Ashley shared what she used to do if she found out that a job does drug tests. 

Nick told us all about the history of Sam Darnold's great-great-great-grandmother! 

Josh told us about how Tiger Woods did renovations in a home that he rented here in Minnesota! 

You can get a keg of ketchup for your upcoming Super Bowl party! But watch out, Dana might murder it. 

Supposedly, hockey porn is super hot right now, so Ashley decided to get to the bottom of the situation. 

Dana told us a story about how he is VERY lucky to be alive today. 

Some guy got stuck in a trash can and we realized that it sounded awfully similar to the way a lot of pornos start... 

It's so cold that a listener's anatomy changed! 

Josh informed us about the fact that cats have served in the military! 

We're curious if the "no cash" trend has reached the prostitution world yet. 

Josh explained the one and only cheap shot he has ever delivered. 

A listener turned all of HAMS into the opposite gender, but girl Dana was by far the best. 

A listener texted in with the perfect analogy for Marcus Foligno's hat trick. 

C. Willi told us a story about the one and only time you could ever find him standing on a frozen lake! 

We took a geek test this morning and Josh nailed it! 

Dana shared a story about a hilarious school chant, which prompted a listeners to text in an even better school chant!

Veterinarian Doctor Andrea Told us the craziest story about how the city took care of a raccoon problem! 

A member of The Brotherhood claims that his bad habit is going to cause his wife to go INSANE! 

Nick explains why he hates otters so much! 

A listener texted in and taught us a new term! 

We learned about a woman who eats her food through her NOSE! 

Once again... Josh can't stop being harassed by listeners about his poor mother! 

Nick tells a story about one of his buddies eating a delicious drunk snack! 

Members of The Brother/Sisterhood shared some of the worst pains they’ve ever felt! 

We played a news clip that sounded like it was straight out of the 1940's! 

Yes. 

Is there anything worse than waking up in a Russian hospital? 

Nick told a story about a time where he had terrible gas at a concert, and it reminded Dana of a similar story. 

We reminisced on what the old Thunderbird was like on New Year's Eve. 

Veterinarian Doctor Andrea told us a story regarding one of her children accidentally taking laxatives! 

Help us figure out who the woman sitting in Josh's lap is!

We had College Football Official Jesus on for Purple Pick Em this morning and he told us a story about a time a coach was really giving him the business! 

Dana asked Nick if he has watched the Buffalo Bills Hallmark movie, Holiday Touchdown

Marcus Foligno talked about what would happen if he and Bill Guerin took the gloves off and went after each other. 

Marcus Foligno explained what happened during his missed breakaway shot the other night. 

There are ONLY six people that should care about Josh's weight!