This week we are doing roasts across different worlds - from celebrities and fictional characters to historical figures.

Each roast is exactly eight lines, back and forth. No monologues, no rambling.

Nothing is off limits, but it obviously has to stay broadcast-safe.
Clever, brutal, cutting.

Stay in character at all times.
Roast like they would roast.

No explaining the joke.
If it needs context, it’s already lost.

At the end, the Nation decides who survived the roast and who needs emotional support.

Today we have: People in relationships vs Single People