According to a study done in Berlin on people in nightlife communities,
the ideal age to stop clubbing is… 69 years old!
This is because it has proven to have mental health benefits including a
sense of community and higher dopamine levels.
People in their 30s who have stayed in nightlife communities reported
40% less stress and 25% higher life satisfaction.

And then a fifty something LuNadTic calls in with the tea...