Dracula and Jacquis join Arden and the Production Team to break down the season premiere of Zach's season of the Bachelor! Potatoes on Tooth Picks! Boyfriend Weens! Bus Orgies!
- Arden needs to know who is more boring Zach or Claytaur!

- Dracula wants women to temper their expectations of his anaconda!

- Jacquis talks about the ultimate job to be hit on by middle aged white women!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!