Lauren Lapkus (OITNB) and Paget Brewster join Arden and Erin to break down the GREATEST SEASON OPENER of ALL TIME!!!! Jack Stone Lawyer!! Aspiring Drummers! DNA Filled McMansions!! OH MY!!!! -Arden is horrified by her "Falcon" Sporting Draft pick! - Erin is going to wear a tuxedo bathing suit The Standard and go TROLLING!!!! -Lauren thinks dudes shouldn't cry in mansions! -Paget (Arden's new BFF!!) shows just how deep her conspiracy theories go! and..........Katie and Scout want to bring Blake back!!!!