Arden is joined by Paget's rival Lori as they continue their search to find out who the F*%# the new Bachelor Arie is. This week the ladies time travel back to 2012 and review episodes 4-6 of Emily Maynard's season and discover, West Virginia Hood Rats! Men in Tank Tops! Men in Tank Tops on Donkeys! Donkeys in Tank Tops on Men!

- Arden is wowed by Arie's sensual wall kissing stylings!

- Lori wants to go ate shit on Matthew Mcconaughey-- I mean RYAN!

- Shiny faced villains get their comeuppance!