2021 and 2022 Rookies of the Year Doug Benson and Liza Treyger welcome Rookie of the Season Kara Klenk to break down the very first episode of the BacheloreteSSSSSS. Short Kings! Magic Kings! Incel Kings!

- Arden thinks Gabby is the GREATEST BACHELORETTE THAT HAS EVERY EXISTED!

- Doug fears they the ladies are in for a car crash!- Liza thinks it is weird if you can't communicate without a MAGIC TRICK!

- Kara can't quit a show so she is INNNNN!

All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK!