I'm building. Here we go. Oh my god, these are so good A secret. Yeah, I think are so good. Yeah, yeah, I missed you. Live Smart City, Utah. It's a grad. It's trio, great art. That was so exciting. I kind of said every time somebody I don't know who they are get their their name. Oh my god. Welcome to grangew Smith. Welcome to the William Except This Rose Podcast. My name is Arta Marine. I am coming to you high from some fancy tower in Hollywood. We've got pot sodas here, which I'm I'm not good with pot. Maybe you'll have coming to you high. I'll come to you high from a studio which is high. Also high. To my left a man whose voice you just heard, who we missed been a long time. It's we He was a Bachelor of the Year. He is Bachelor of the Year eighteen and he's been in Paris. He's got a cute new haircut. We love him very much, Mr Robert. Everybody, thanks, How are you rock looking looking? Real cute rob Yeah? Thanks, Um, it's good to be back. When your new haircut. A couple of weeks ago, I went in to my lady cuts my hair. I really love Jean. That Karen. I'm just guessing her name Jean. And she said to me, I said, I said, give me, give me the midlight Crisis. And then she gave me this great faux hawk and I like, you know what, it's not a fool for it's just it's just it's cool, guy. Thanks, thank you so much. It's nicest thing you've ever said. It's nice too. I'm a fan. I'm not I'm not a hater. I'm a fan. We know you are right, that's why you come. Do you feel good? Oh? My god, Rob and I are going on tour together. We're going to Nashville Sunday, August five. I'm trying to Okay, here's my dreamt We fly on Saturday, we perform Sunday in the afternoon, and we can play on Sunday night. Um um, it's gonna be so fun for the Kyle. You want to come, Okay, great for the fan. If anybody out there has Miles, I want to, If I want to, I want to bring Jordan's. I'm obsessed with Jordan's. I want to get him. Like, they don't give us much money, so it's like just basically enough to get if we can get somebody who's like early in Miles, like a campaign to get Jordan's where he lives in Florida, but he's probably out here now. How much would you fucking love to be in Nashville with Jordan? Oh my god, I have so many questions? Did you? And we're trying to get Caitlin And apparently they have access to Caitlin and Sean who live in Nashville and Danielle. I think it's going to do it in Wells may do it awesome? To my Do you have any shows you want to plug coming up? Oh? No, no, I've got my band is playing on July sixteenth at the Hote Cafe. I'm Cowanga at Hollywood. It's a great venue. Yeah, and uh and no, watch Kings of Con on iTunes and so good. I'll be doing stand up at Bonker's Comedy Club. It's in Milwaukee, Wisconsin July fourteen to right? Did they name these clubs something that I've been embarrassed to plug? Let the chuckle nugget right. I've We've had this combo before and I love this for the last time. I love this combo. This man. I think we learned that you don't like five heads with this man. We have, which is that because I have a five head and I'm ragging on so we called that five head gate. I think I have a sixth head. I've measured like from my eyebrow to like where my hair starts, and it's like unreasonably far away, and I have a tiny head. So she get plugs right in the middle of your far um. You might know him. He was in He was in rain Wreck, He won in He won an Emmy for the Amy Shoomer Show. Mr Kyle don again and grating videos on Instagram. Everyone should follow him on Instagram. Thank you, let me get your realco Hi Kyle, how are you? I'm really good. I'm not just people just say that. Always actually good? Right now? That's good. You bought a You bought a Jacuzi. I impulsively bought a jacuz texted me a photo. Yeah, he was, he bought it. He texted me photos of a black blue Jacuzi and asked which I thought he was doing a bit? No. I sent it to like I thought it was a joke. I got a taste from like five people, and uh got the black jacuz You said black? Everyone said blue. My girlfriend said black. Yeah, so I got the black. It was originally blue and then I switched it. They were both good choices. So it's all over black with a black top. No, it's gray then black at the top, black black top, you know, blacklack tub. Really okay, that's all right, I just yeah, I mean it's really going to be out and like I can't go nude or anything in the pot tub, not that anyone wants to. I'm sorry for about that. I'm so sorry. Not good. And and for those of you out there, these two gentlemen and I, we're we are doing bonus episodes of the Proposal. The first one we'll go up tomorrow. Kyle and I are doing. We're doing it. It's the worst show I've ever seen in my life. Truly, it did. It didn't make The Bachelor seemed classic. It did. It made The Bachelor just the great. You haven't watched it yet, Rob the gray Blob Man that they had the Gray Blob. It's as though they made a sketch about The Bachelor. Here's one step even further, but it's real, made by the same people who made it. Also with me are two of my favorite ladies. Anna and Karenie. Hello, Yo, Anna, hop on today. Don't let's don't let your other podcast chuck you up, because we love you so much. I only recorded one today, that's it. Normally I record minimum three. You look real smart. You got a nicet. My neck was cold. I had a band in it that I put around my neck. You also had a great article about your podcast about ethnically ambiguous. Oh yeah I did. I forgot about that. Yeah, it was fun. Alright, God, let's get started overall, gentlemen. How as as our first all male line up of the year, do you want to get into the bone zone with Becca? How do you feel about Becca? She your type? She wasn't at first for me. She wasn't at first. She was one of those people like from certain angles. I didn't think she and then some other things. Sometimes it looks like a model, and sometimes she doesn't. If I'm trying to be that, she doesn't so much. But she last night I kind of felt for her. I she was cute, like the guy that she kicked out last night. I felt like I was falling in love with her. Oh my god, you're like the Jean Blant. Did you make a perfume, her perfume, and I felt because that's what I thought she'd want to hear. Women love that they love he will, we will get to that. But he did like a fake whisper in her ear. I did, like a weird mouth plant. And then he made a perfume so very weird. I thought she was you know, when somebody gets like dumped as hard as she did, you like sympathize. So I was on her side. But then last night I had because that guy, what's the guy who she who made a perfume? Jean Blanc. He says he's vall in love with her. Okay, which way too early, we all know that. But her reaction to him saying I was just saying what he wanted to hear. Clearly he's hurt and he's trying to like protect his ego. The fact that she had so upset about it was like that was that was a baby. Go oh you did film this two days after you got broken up with Like that's when I saw, Oh, there that wound is raw. But I'm with you. He was just I mean, he was embarrassed. Okay, here we go. Do you want to get in the bones one with her. Are you are you feeling her as a bachelores I feel like she's beautiful, but like the like the sexy, like like I don't Yeah, she feels like a most gorgeous lady from like the you know. But also she's fun. She's good and she says boundaries, she's clear, she's fun. She's bouncing around and slippers and stuff. Oh my god. That okay, here we go, Anna, how are you feeling about it overall? After this? Yeah, it was a great episode. But the more and more I realized, like, oh, she's attracted to dudes who would vote against women's rights for sure, like for sure past all the dude she like, it's like, okay, so your ideal man? No, no, she cut all those Yeah, anybody soft except for Jason, who I don't know why she's acting like she likes him. I love Jason. It doesn't make sense though he's nothing like the rest of the Jason. I think, Jason, here's my story, Jason is going to throw Oh and by the way, if you guys, miss Aaron, Aaron and I did a bonus podcast because she hasn't been able to be on and it's on patron right now. We brought Aaron and I figured out. We think Jason is going to be just like um Adam that that Raven got engaged to in Paradise. We think Jason is going to be the atom of Paradise, like the nice guy, the nice guy around for Paradise. He's like a good solid guy. While him laughing watching the fight between David and Jordan, like he's a good, good solid he's coast guy. I'm not saying he's a bad guy. It's just like compared start to compared to every other guy there, you're just like she cut Chris Shawn. I know, I know. I called Paradise and there's like crabs everywhere if you were to make Paradise crabs. We watched Bachelor of Paradise Australia and it actually was Paradise like they filmed it in Fiji. And the difference between Bachelor Paradise Australia and okay, side note that Ashley I and Jared got engaged. What the fuck? Ashley I? I saw a YouTube getting to surf YouTube and just stuff started watching and she was hosting some entertainment show. She's lost it yet, Yeah, she lost it to seventh Kevin Kevin Heaven on bat Winter Game. She lost it in Vermont on Winter Games. She she went in, she made a huge deal about losing it, and then she wouldn't and then she wouldn't spill the beans after after the final, and then we watched Bachelor Paradise Australia. Jared went down there with Grant the Fireman and Daniel the Canadian. The women went got off for Daniel and Grant, and nobody wanted to get at it with Jared, and we think his ego got bruised because he was like, not only did they not want it, they would like make fun of how short he was, Like he was a joke. I gotta look up, Yeah, remind me here it is so so then apparently he came right back from Australia. Everyone loved Jared at the Crab Beach. Yes, and then he came back and proposed, like getting married. They're getting married. She stopped him, Remember she stopped him in Paradise, broke him down. She also it gives stage five clangers. She finally lost her virginity. Other dude, and then they broke up, and they broke up the Kevin guy from World they broke up and Jared came. Yeah. They broke up when Jared came back from Australia with his tail between his legs, realizing that people wanted to funk him because he was on TV, not because in the pool of things they did. The ladies in Australia wore him down enough that he went to his stalker and proposed, Oh my god, I mean right that he dared. So if you're out there stalking somebody, guys, don't do it. It's not a cool way. Yes, you don't want to for somebody. The right way, the right way to get on television on the proposal proposelem alright. So the episode starts out She's sitting on a bunk bed with Blake and he goes, how many kids do you want? So we've never seen them in the bunk area, Like that's like weird. They were sitting at a bunk bed like in the men's quarters at the pre Rose ceremony from the last episode, and he goes, how many kids do I want? He wants five. I felt like that was really early to be talking. The show should be called uncomfortable. So many moments I felt uncomfortable physically. Yeah, and I guess somebody. If somebody brought up how many kids do you want? Like on the third hour of knowing them, you just know your audience. Like in general, just go safe, go safe. Numbers don't say a great idea. They won't do this, but it's such a good idea. They should have a clock, like when she's talking to some guy, of how many minutes they've been talking throughout the show. So the end when they're going to get married, you see just like two hours and ten minutes, you know, you know how long they've actually been alone together. Somebody did a thing last year when Ari switched and picked Lauren. They somebody, like in the New York magazine strung together all the words that she'd said the entire season, and it was like, wow, cool, awesome, Like this really looks like Mexico or whatever, like that fails, like this feels like Italy, yes, because you're sucking Italy. And then somebody struggling together and those are the entire words that she'd said the whole thing. It's pretty it's worth looking it up. The theory of why that he dumps. Tell us what's the theory, re Becca, Yeah, it's a it's a really, it just popped into my head and this is like I don't know if I should I should say it, but cut it out. Maybe things weren't great once he got like the sex thing, but he'd already had sex with both of them, and he picked her. He did because they had the fantasy suites. But we don't know. They may not have sex. I'm pretty sure he sealed the deal. Like, if you're particularly with him, I'm pretty sure, right, I think they had sex. He was horny. He was a horny guy. Wouldn't invite you to the fantasy suite if you weren't Reeah, you better get into Poundtown if you're going going They did it, and they did it in the It was next up Poundtown, last food lodging. Yeah, we got olive, Poundtown. I'm trying to get Alexis to come with us to National two. Love her like we gotta get Kyle, Kyle and then Jordan's that's a dream team. You want to come, I'll be there single. She's actually a moving that's exciting. Mind. He bought the hot yea hey, hey girl, you look good at that hot down the middle of the chains, just standing your speed. Just when Jean here's another moment where I was so uncomfortable. Jean like went in for that kiss and she started laughing like you gotta go. Oh, I'm sorry this, but he was like, okay, I'm gonna go back in like she didn't and she was like, what's that? It was most awkward? Good? Now? Why is because it seems like the me too movement? You can't do that anymore. Okay, you can't write like just kiss somebody anymore, right, or they had already kissed. I feel like she may have kissed, they've already they had kissed, they had okay, she were sort of on a good track until it went wildly awry last night. He's going to regret that perfect he apparently he came up with a perfume today and I didn't see that, But wasn't it just kind of being like can I get that perfume back? We're not there yet and I not to go back to this, but real quick, when I was younger than the first girl, like I kissed, like, I asked her if it was okay, and then she goes, you don't ever ask, And now it's flipped like you can't not ask, right, I mean just in case hard. It's hard. Yeah, I guess you do. I guess you have to go. Can I kiss you? Or you gotta like get a lot of like physical hands signals and go slow? Yeah, there you go, the hand grab. There's no more like over against the wall and started making it like which with the right guy, the right guy? Katie and I like that. Katie and I like that Katie and I like that. She likes that too. She Okay, the guy's gonna know he's the right guy. He's gonna really find out. Okay, right, Okay, Okay, we're not there yet. Okay, so they're up on the bunk bed. We want girls, Stevie and Charlie. I like boy names your girls. I'm gonna name my daughter Kevin after seventh Kevin the man Whodi flowered Ashley my little baby girl. Jordan's I talked to God every day, and people who go against me just end up getting hurt sometimes. I do love Jordan's overall. What's your take on Jordan's. I don't love the conflict with he and David, but I love Jordan. I think he's the best character. Also with him and David, like all good conflicts on that show. Both of them are are penises, the both dickheads in that in that conflict, I don't think David's any better. Da is worse because Dave was the one who won't drop it. I think Jordan's sort of like dude, like yeah, but Jordan's is uh yeah, dumbs about and it's great sound. But he's the best. How I think he was Florida. In Florida, he was in a closet the whole time, and his mother was like, Jordan, you're the most handsome, beautiful man. You dress clothes or what's important, and you're and now go on the show. And then he just then is anyone pulled up his actual modeling work. I looked on his Instagram. He's a catalog. He's a catalog. Is it like he worked at Dillard's. He worked at Dillard's until last fall. He worked there in the men's department. And then somebody emailed us that he paved their grandmother's driveway and she took a photo with him, and he said that he was a model and that he was going to be on the Bachelor, and that he was a very nice young man. Okay, yeah, I think he's a very just basic model. I mean he looks like a model. Yeah, I can drive. Structure, it goes and it goes. Character yeah yeah, but he's not of all the guys there, like, he's not. He's not that he would be so much cute if we could restyle his hair so it didn't look like Fred from Scooby Doo. He has that like perfect bland look where does it take away from the clothes and swearing. So you're like, okay, well that's an attractive person, but his face isn't too interesting, so I'm not. But it's not like he's like so far above the other No, god no, and and he but he's like, you know, I'm a male model and amazing that that isn't amazing? All right, here we go so that she she pulls him aside, Katie, she pulls him aside, and she gives him the gold underwear. And he's responses thoughtfulness is like Key, looks like I'm the golden boy right now, looks like Becca has my groin on her mind, looks like she thinks it's worth gold. And then he smells his under her is this amazing? And that's why you keep him on for at least five episodes, we get her hometowns with him. I pray he's going to be a Mexico. I know next week there's going to be a two on one with him and David. Is that next week? You think that's next week? I think he's going to be I think David was too upset, focusing too hard on Sorry, out of the bed. I did that twice as long as I kid, I had a bunk bed. Bam. I just I thought I felt up meself falling and the dream I was falling, and then I landed on a blue trampoline, but my carpet was blue. I just fell in your face? Did you hurt your face? I know I was a kid, so I bounced and then my parents came in there and I was like, I fell out of the bed. They thought I was in the bottom bunk, and they're like, okay, next night, same thing. Bang, And then that's actually a thing. So so you weren't a drunk little boy. No, I just never did the top bunk again. I'm very violent sleeper. Anyway, let's go back to this. I guess I got night terrors. I wake up to screaming to me too. You sho okay? I we need therapy. I'm a corpse. I'm a snory lucky I had no I have full night urs. I woke up screaming, there's a rat in the bed. There's a rat and a gentleman being like where where we are? I'm ashamed because I sort of wake because my eyes are open and I see it. And then I got a shame because I've caused a fuss. And I looked and I was like, you just didn't see it? What a bed? Because I'm ashamed, he obviously is. The rat was a metaphor for him, exactly, the rats around the house, around out you. I raged in my dream the other night. In the dream, I was someone borrowed my car and I just was like your it was that mad like rage, wau. It makes me feel better that you stock that out loud in your sleep in my dream. Yeah, I was yelling, and did you with your girlfriend in bed? Did you? Were you screaming? You can't borrow a microt You might have been so you had no waitness, You had no witness. No, I might have been. Yeah, I really sorry I tried to borrow your car, Katie. Well, I must worry about the the gorilla thing last week. I think because we talked to us, what does he hear it? Again? I woke up apparently once. I have two funny things. I woke up once and I like jumped out of bed and I and I like wake Anthony and he goes, what did I go? Where is it? Yeah? Yeah? The gorilla? Yeah? And then what might apparently like jumped out of bed and started yelling at Scout. Oh my god. Yeah. Okay, then so thatll we have looks like back up, Okay, okay, the growing on the mind. My David's back. He has some good quotes. He probably thinks he can save some face. Little does he know he has no face to save. David had his wrist hospital band daughter, which was amazing, and he said I want to continue this journey with you a couple of times. I love. His face was knocked up. He definitely had a lost because he definitely had concealer eyes. That was Karama, not not that it was like that happened really fast, like really fast. Yeah. I guess that was the previous episode when they revealed that. Yeah, I wonder if he I want to have Jordan's snuck in. Somebody was saying that maybe he was on the bottom bunk and he got him up. Is he does he have the bottom bunk? We didn't know, but that was was this episode where Chris Harrison tells her about when it was before but we can talk about it have some She really he was hurt bad. I worry about the mental because it's one of those jobs where like you get all this money, but it's like routine, and I feel like I would have like a crisis of like what have I done with my life? I agree with you, I agree with you. Chris Harrison is barely on the show anymore. The Australian version of him had a full mental breakdown. So the Australians is amazing, it's the best show and it's truly the best show. You four years are you're gonna be mental, Like you said, he's on it less than ever. Now. It's like he just kind of goes away. He came back and they're like like Chris, like how's he going this week? They're like, well, this crazy thing happened when he was like, yeah, no I heard about that was like he just yeah, he's calling in the towel. So then he goes So then we go we're back with David's face is puffy. Jordan goes, I'm one of the better looking guys in the house, and then a lot of the guys, a lot of the guys think I'm the best looking guy in the house. He's like simple, he's actually crazy, which I love about him. Is he crazy or is he just really dumb? I think he's a dumb dumb yeah, And I think he believes that he's saying though, like he's not like a boom. I think he believes that he does. Who is he who said? Was it you that said the article about if someone had a theory that he was a secret agent? Like she hasn't there on purpose? Because someone was like, why is he there? Like especially after her amazing about being honest, like she should have cut him because he's clearly just a character and were like, what if he's a secret agent protecting her this whole time? Because everyone else on the show is that. So then he goes his face looks like a time warp. A Picasso clocks over their beach over there. I appreciate his attempt. That's a dolly. That's just a dolly. That's not Picasso. That's a Dolly anyway, Okay, all I it is right now, I'm Captain underpants and that's all I got. That was his like he will get himself in and then he can't finish the thought, like all I know is I'm Captain under pants and that's all. And then he goes if I can beat male models, I can beat these guys, which was amazing. Sce is he beating males? There's always like there's only four models in the entire world. I'm one of them. And it's like, okay, crazy things like that did like a hundred Wilhelmina male models or something. But like Kyle texting video and he was like, what is he saying He's got a Willamina model? Because what's the will Amina model? Ye? Is that the agency? Yeah, it's like a forward model. It's like being like I'm signed by CIA, but it's Wilhelmina. It's a big model, no actor or whatever. I like, I'm a U T A actress, as U T a actress, you better watch out. Okay. So then um, Jason got the rose. So Nick, okay, Nick, it goes into the rose ceremony. This is this is a risk going into a rose ceremony with a track suit on. But it's time to put it all on the line. This is who I am. The only thing that would make this track suit look better would be a rose pin to it. It was unduto his navel and he has like four cross weekend. I think he was the one we thought was going to be the first night drunk. I think he's moving like a character from like like less than Zero. I'm convinced that he's like a Russian spot. He looks like, oh yeah, I'm on the show to learn more about America. Oh my god, everybody's infiltrate America. He feels like a Russian like he like he lives in Brighton Beach and he like works. But but I love how like we didn't see him in his track suit before that scene, and then all of a sudden, you're like, why then is he in attraction with two crosses on? There's so many crosses untapped? I was like, is that his outfit? I don't kid that he had all the chains. What he's done is wrong with these They didn't. They just didn't. I don't think they edited though great because they didn't set it up at all. No, I'd missed something like this. I've rewounded too. I rewound. It was like this is going on, this and this and this is where trick And then she cut the banjo guy and then she cut my former number one pick none, number two kids, the blonde guy with the man bun she cut. Yeah. I thought that was a good looking guy. He didn't thrive. But why is that long hair guy go? But the other dude, Leo stage. I love Leo. I don't want to make I don't. I don't want to make out with Leo. She likes alpha guys. These the guys she cut for more like sensitive, like band got the rose who won the love o Venmo, Yeah, like the rest of these. I love him. I love him. He's the guy that made Venmo for us. So they didn't guy. They didn't even do exit interviews, Like they didn't even interview the banjo guy who was seems like a front runner, and they're like, that's enough. They don't do that in the proposal though, and we're talking about that, but they just don't want Jessica this skulking up the stairs. Okay, Okay, we're minute, Okay, save it. I can't wait, Rob, you're inside we're doing this show. We're doing it good. Okay, I texted you a couple weeks. I was like a proposal. Yeah, we're in. We're in. But it was like Arden was like, do you want to do a podcast? Because I was like, you gotta doing We're doing it. We've got to do it, and we do it with us. We're in. She said, okay, great, okay. So then they were in park they go to Perk City. We're out of the mansion. She loves that. She loves Garrett Paget texted us he's for like he's got the prettiest, widest smile for any homophobe reason. She knows which one. Garrett, He's the one that they went like, I'm a lose track or what are the bobs? She So they walked around Park City. She jumped up, She did the leg rap with the classic bachelor at leg rap. They went to the store and tried on I'll pack a hats and then put on the slippers and jumped around like they were crazy like that. I fast forward. I was like, I can't. He supposed to be a racist. He got out it for liking a bunch of posts on Instagram that were like transphobic racists like to him calling Parkland shooter kids like crisis actors, Like yeah, he called David Hogg an actor. And then he like the like one of like a soldier pretending to throw a little Hispanic boy over a fence. And it's not good. It's like it's not he like like feminazi stuff, like really bad. Like I wonder his first wife divorced him. Oh my god, that's the thing. I'm like, I wonder what the real story. I love that that. So then they get to dinner and she's like, so, um, so what do you what are your past relate? She was like, I was in Lomon time this one girl, and like marriage. So you were married. He really buried the lead. There he goes. We were in love. We were twenty three. We both I think he's dumb as a stump. We both liked adventure. We grew love out of that. We got married. One thing led to another, and we got divorced. That's literally what it was. He was. It was the part of YadA, YadA, YadA. I was like, I got married, YadA, YadA, yadat. I think what she always says, he's got a huge smile on his face because that's all he's got. I think that's it. So did you? I love? So they go they go to the bob said thing, which anna have you done that? So my family member had her rehearsal dinner at that Olympic park for her wedding, and everyone at the rehearsal then he got to go out down that bobs like scary. It's really crazy. They give you a five minute tutorial, not a bobsled, and then they make you sign liability papers. They don't even help you pick out a helmet. They're like, go find a helmet. You're like, okay, imagination one of them, someone steers it for you. They won't let you just go okay. That's that's different. I thought they're like, you need four people. I love that they made him deal with lesbians when it was like we were teammates promotes collaboration and then we fell in love. And he was like, I wish I would have known. I love. Yeah, I don't worry about he didn't have There was like a weird pause, but where's the man? Was it my imagination or did one of them say because he said, what's the worst thing that happened? She was like die. Yeah, it's pretty scary. You hit, you go like seventy miles proud and you hit like fifteen turns. It's it's the Olympic bobsled track. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and they make you sign liability forms because they're like fun, it's really fun, but really it's crazy. It's like seventy he sits in the furthest back gets the most like intensity. I don't want to be what do you hang on to? You send the bob sled and a little like that, you hold on it's an actual bob side. I love sledding and I someone it's really it lasts like two minutes because you're going so fast, like it's two minutes, but it's really crazy. I thought my glasses were gonna fly off my face. It of course they were gonna fly off. Well, I had a helmet on, but for some reason, I was like, everything's gonna fly off. I'm gonna fly out. But they make so there's someone who steers it because obviously you can't just go down that by yourself. And then you have like three people in it, so it's like you you pick two friends and then you just get on it. And then it's there you go. You three could do it. Oh my god, let's do it all right, do it Trench you We can do an album cover on Oh my god? What do you want to play? I can play the piano. I'd like to Where would you like to play? I'm gonna play the tambourine and do harmonies. Yes, I could play this stand up bass. You got to that's crazy. I guess what I'm looking at right now, which was on the show Capitol Records. What's his name? Richard Mark? That I was excited about although his face is just falling off his face on her face, he's no grain Er Smith or oh my god, okay, wait she she is. She is such a lady boner for him. She was like giddy. Her chemicals were are jangled for them. For why is it? Scarrett? She's like, I feel like Dad's watching. I feel like Dad's here right now. You remind me of my dad, Like all that that was weird, so good looking. She saying he's not He's not twenty nine. He's like talking. She would like, let his slip look like, well it was twelve years ago, so he says he's twenty nine. I wrote twenty nine. Look at that. When Kennedy got shot, I stayed home to school. I wrote down that he seems like a smart person who was hit by a train. He wasn't. He said, they've got to worry. They got to emotionally abusive. She took me down emotionally in the They were married for two months after being together for like eight years. Two months. What happened like he was trying to separate him from his friends and families months, like have two months. Tweets had something to do with it. Yeah, I'm on her side. She's like, your friends and family are a racist movie out that he did say, I'm the first person in my bloodline to get divorced, something with the word bloodline, bloodline, And then he said this, He said, what I'm looking for is someone who shares the same value, is that we can attack life and attack goals. Attack. Yeah yeah I heard that too. Yeah I didn't. She just wants a teammate, I know. And he's like, I want to attack, like you know, I really my brain really paused on that when he said he was like attack life, and I was like, okay, sure and chack goals, Like now that's you know what I mean, that's a little violent. It's violent. You don't see any real moments. But this is supposed to be them getting each other, and you don't see any real moments. Every now and then someone's like, oh my dad and they cry. Maybe when they were having this talk where he's told about being divorced and everything and heaving, he's talking to her like the Yeah, he didn't open up about it at all. It was weird. He was was he don't know. And this is when I realized that he was a smart guy that get hit by a tray and he wrote, I'm on cloud ten. Feelings are there, the shared emotions are there? Who talks like that? Cloud ten? Feelings there? Goes up the test. He's a dumb dum. Okay, in the meantime, in the meantime, back meanwhile, back at the ready, I'm going to blow both of your minds because I think you guys don't know this. You might know this because you're on the text chain, Lincoln, do you know that? Do you know the mate? I didn't want spoilerts because they hadn't seen you, so I may not know. Okay, you guys, because I don't think you've been here for the pod. So Lincoln. Everybody's listening to podcast has heard this eighteen times. But I love I love watching people's faces when you let its information. I don't know, get ready Lincoln, Lincoln works? Which one is Lincoln? The world is flat? Dude cried over the photo getting thrown. Oh, yes, he's the world flat. Water not fall on us. Yeah, he thinks the world is flat. So he works at Oracle, which is like a big wait for just wait for this. Okay, so much, get ready to get We're talking about the flat earth. But they don't know this. They don't know this right basis when I tell them this. So he works in Oracle and apparently when it came on because I get ready. So he so when she was one of the first life ones on the right, right right on the after his coworkers were like, Hey, I know that guy. He works in Oracle with us. He's the guy that goes into the shared bathroom stall, builds a nest out of toilet, builds the nests out of toilet paper, ships on the nest on the floor. He ships on the floor of the toilet river doesn't nest ship. He's also a registered sex effect sex Yes, he was convicted of a sex of crime and she hasn't sixteen. He got after the show fatter filming battery. He knows there reached. He walked into the shop. He did it in thing was just now I looked. They didn't know when they couldn't find it, and he didn't tell them. That's what they claimed to the ships on the nuts on the floor idea. Like he just gets it's the whole pile. Yeah, you could do your thing. But like he goes next to the toilets miming, cow's miming. He squad exact time time, hold on time. This is a thing some people need to ship took a photo and sent it to reality. Steve, He's just the thing that people know. Like, oh no, he's looking like it's floks a diarrhea. Like one day his ad had Chipotle. He goes in there and just sprays of God. Why does he shi on the nest? The world is flat? Is flat? And the way it was describing, he goes if it was around is the water? He goes to the ocean is just in it like a dumpkin donut. Like yeah, he was like, I need I need more evidence. Picture gravity and Friction keeps you with gravity, Friction keeps you on. He said, wait, why when I look out the window of an airplane it looks flat? I can't That's what he said. So he's so fucking crazy. Sold second, because he just we don't know if it's it's not confirmed. He takes the nest, and he takes the nest, and he apparently he flushes the nest, but people have walked in while he's shitting on the nest and his feet are under the stall because it's a shared space, which is why people have been p s on the show. Because it was a private bathrooms. They didn't have to clean up a ship nest. But apparently there's photos of the ship nest, so he's a nest. Sh he's starting in the man he's doing in the no anything. Oh my god. He puts a nest on the flat earth and that's how the smell works because the water like honestly, it's it's weird because now all of a sudden, that racist dude didn't seem as crazy. Yeah, he's none of this. If she knew any of this, he'd be out right, I would I mean, would you rather be with the racist or the next ship with the next ship. Casting is so crazy? Can like are the pictures like? Can you find I've been trying reality, Steven, do you know what the sex offense was? He groped a woman, got like a battery sexual assault charge on a cruise and he has to go to like a a and he got like a one year prison sentence, but that got like pushed back as long as he does two years approbation does like king on the ship. He doesn't win if he's in a cell in prison and he's putting a nest on the ground because in the prison cell he's gonna get murder. Actually what if he won and actually they're engaged he's in prison or the fantasy sweets just put a ship nest on the ground, on the flat ground. Well, when I look out the plane window, it's flat. I'm sorry, that's honestly. When he started arguing the flat earth thing, I was like, of course, of course you think that a sweetheart, sweetheart, remember you'd be like my sweethearts, sweetheart saying gorgeous, the jeans are gorgeous, like gorgeous in my jeans. I don't remember is that men can't say sweet? Oh yeah, gorgeous. Try like gorgeous in my jeans all those that's oh that looks gorgeous, gorgeous about yourself? And sweet sweetheart, sweetheart, sweetheart, can you grabbed the lemonade from the refrigerator? Horror? Thank you, sweetheart? Oh my god. Okay, I was so disappointed with the other dudes on the Earth's round argument, Like no one really went to back. Who could even think? Like even Leo Leo goes Leo was the one Blanc left the room, didn't. Yeah, John, watch if you watched the he just stands up. It just walked out. There was a there was a basketball player recently, Kyrie and said that he thought the Earth was flat, but it was. It was unclear if it was a joke or not. At the time, it kind of seemed like a joke. Leg It was like, well, I don't know, but everyone was just like, I'm sorry. There are lots of people. I mean there, it's a whole thing. Like his his phone GPS wouldn't work. Yeah, he doesn't know about satellites. Yeah, he worked, he was he worked an Oracle, which makes tech company. Do you guys remember in Third Rock he had to clean the bathroom for thirty Rock. Jon Hamm's character was so beautiful that people would never correct him or tell him anything different, Like that's how these people live, Like no one's like Lincoln, Uh, you're a fucking it a school. Did you see the globe of the teacher's desk the round gol Leo said that we have to when Leo the Sunman who was in a porn last year that he got stabbed in and has the IMDb credit come under my umbrella, Leo says he we have to question a sanity. I mean, oh my god, the long Harry who looks like he was in a porn less last year where he got stabbed and he has a credit called Calendar. Really, they cast the hell out of this one. I'm so happy to be back just to find these little nuggets. Go right, we miss you, Okay. So then so then they go and they go the group No no, so then they go. They walked through the door and there's Granger Smith at the Country Western Micha Lean Black is up there singing and this is somebody treated to us and I did notice it. It's the first contestant that I've ever seen sing along with what like he knew all the words to the Granger Smith song he sung along. I sent Art in a text today because I was catching out. I was like the country I was catching up. Sorry, I literally binge watched the season this week, which is it's not a catch up. So I finally finished today, but I texted Arden that I was trying to say, which was my favorite Granger Smith album? Oh my god, I get so excited whenever they walk in and I'm like, what's the name gonna be at this? Some random he's a bad dancer and he dances with his dick. He's like, he danced with his dick behind her, and I didn't like his dick. No, like a watch. This don't like a dick. Dan Granger Smith had two earpiece. Almost almost lost my water, like a round earth, a plush toilet, like a wall kiss with permission round. We don't like the dick dance. I'm curious Ranger Smith had two earpieces in Is that common? Yeah, it's just a it's like a ear monitor, That's what that was. I didn't know what that was. I was because I've only ever really, I guess I've only seen people were only one. But the Granger Smith I couldn't name one Granger Smith song or you're singing note about nobody could. He's the only person wherever you go, whatever you do will be Mr Marks, I love you. I was terrible though. He took that lyric and he just sang like like that's all he did. He didn't really write it. They didn't sing. They didn't because her voice was voice. Chris was having a fucking anxiety at straight torture. Could you imagine Richard Barks being like, you stand there lyrics from your heart? I should be my song. I don't know you with it all, seen it twice, had that group day once. It's probably not with me. Oh my god, oh my god. Granger all right, and he says, for the first time I felt the kind of love between someone like that's he said that, it's like you weren't married, you sent two times. You were the first time I've ever felt this kind of love between someone. That was his dumb guy hit by a train. It sounds like he's getting like two people in love and he like sneaks in I want a proposing to her makes her my every day. That was another thing he said, dumb, dumb, he's a ding dong. Yeah that those would be red flags for me. Can I make you every day? It makes sense watch us. I want to make you my every day if you say it, like, how about I want to make you my Monday, Wednesday and Friday. I mean like not every day, but just like, can I make you my week? Might try? Yeah, might try, try try. He just there's not much up there. He's got a big smile. He has got big that's all he's got. She I was like, his smiles just covers his face because he's always like oh and then that's when I met my wife, Bob sldding. Oh love if she ever, if they get married or whatever, she could always just be like just smile it just smiled. Oh my god. I just had a flashback of what that guy said to me in Texas of the You're the Girl comic, Right okay here, I just had a flashback because I know when you guys go to the rest dream you're gonna go lick each other's cookies. I can see him saying that to them, like like, oh my god, oh yeah, I had somebody go You're the Girl comic. I got the joke for you. You You know, they say there's two tons of people in this world. I'll say, there's two tons of titties in this world. I left titty in a rut. Titty, It's fun being a touring lady. You're so of course it was a guy. Oh my god, you're skinny. My watch I call my wife pork chop um. I bet she doesn't like that. I bet she did a gut feeling. Also, apparently she was not that. Okay, here we go. I'll take her to the Buffy and I'll say, I wish you like fucking as much as you like eating. Oh, I'm just saying that. I'm like, how is this my fucking life? Why didn't I get like an accounting degree? All right? Here we go. So then they go on the group date and they go to the Lumberjack thing. John was cute, the guy from that guy he goes. I get nervous around cute girls and big, intimidating guys. Sweet, she's just a person. He's a little too nice. You're going home. I believe he's made it this far. I hope he goes to Paradise and finds a love. He will WHOA almost I want to sing a lot on this episode. Should ranger. You're doing great. Who almost, that's it. That's it, that's it. Now, this is your Let me get my stand up here. Our group is gonna be. That's gonna be. So what should we call it? Thunder on the Mountain, locked away grab beach, crab beach. Okay, so then Johnny crab beach love between two people, Oh my god, between every day Oh okay, congratulations. I really was shocked that she did that whole lumberjack, the whole thing of her just being like I like, men, oh my god, this is the most toxic masculinity date I've ever seen it. Threw the axe and actually landed. I was cut. I looked at that close said the same things like this she did this sorright and yeah, and they cut to the other angle and they hit it, threw an axe at it. It wasn't one shot. TV's fake. No, it was if she didn't really you know that, it wasn't. It was never a wide um. I was fascinated with the guys chopping the big wood that looked hard. Jordan did it. They were trash talking. David was like he's not holding it right, and then like he nailed it. I was actually happy that Jordan did it. Um, but yeah, and and boy the guys that couldn't do it is it was I feel bad. So then John, one of John won a little trophy. They went to a pretty bar in Park City. Jason goes, I get nervous around you. But then they went they made out. They really fully kissed. You could always say that woman, if you actually don't get nervous around them, yes, but you can sit in it. We will like can be like something you could say, but if you're actually nervous, I don't don't think can say that. No, right, I think you're right. That's a move. It's a move. Jason, Jason's sick widow's peak. Yeah yeah, he h yeah. That conversation though, he kind of was like he proves you what you said, right, because he was like he made me nervous. I've been kind of nervous, like, don't be nervous, like I know, it's like I'm not actually because he switched because he was like I'm usually like yeah, whatever whatever, and it's like you know, but yeah, I feel like I really feel like cooling myself around like he switched. I'm sweating. I'm so nervous. Nervous at all. She's shaking in my shoes over here. I'm trembling at the side of you. Wos so nervous whatever or whatever? Yeah, I don't know. He kind of switched everything and then he gave her good kiss her. She said, maybe maybe a stutter, maybe he's harvous because she can't name. Oh yeah, that's right. God, that was so awkward. Okay, So he bit her bottom lip and he kissed hers. Noticed that he did like that? Yeah, but you like that? You don't like that? She's kissed a lot of guys. She's kiss a lot of guys, all of them. Has she not kissed? That's a good questions. It's everybody, Wait, she did she did kiss Jordans this episode that she did the kids weird like it's later on. But he like puts on the thing the present that she gave. Okay, like bends down and gives her a really work kiss. I didn't know that that was on the map. I felt like it was. But like I felt like there's someone else that she hasn't kissed, But now I don't know who she kissed. The dude email. If you could think of somebody that she has a kiss I watched sh this is the last episode, but it was one where Jordan he talked about how he was wearing a college shirt but no tie. So that's said, Oh my god, it's so good. I don't think she kissed long hair mic or banjo player. Oh yeah, and then they got cut. All right, I'm gonna read a great Leo and she kissed Leo's gone, no Leo. All right, here's a great email, just speaking about going to the road. Everybody. This is from Abby Balani. The title is the subject is the most dramatic blazer yet. Hi. I'm sure you're all doing the lord's work and dissecting every detail about John Banks, miners, stroke, Jordan's lackluster strip tease, and wheels kind of looking stone through his hole one on one. But just in case you missed it, which obviously would never happen, but just in case, I wanted to point out colton sparkly blazer. I don't have a picture because this just dared. I was too blinded to take a photo, but it needs to be mentioned and mocked. I had him as my pick to be the next Bachelor, but the T shirts and patterned blazers combinations were getting to be a little much. And then he put out a black, sparkly numbler made out of what looks like the same fabric as a homecoming dress from Ross dress for Lass. Did you notice his sparkly Like? Did notice it at him? I'm blinded by the fact that he's a virgin and hasn't come out yettah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we saw in the preview he's gonna out himself as a virgin. I feel like he must get to the fantasy suitets and that's when that's yeah virgin Okay. So then they go there, like at the group date she gives him, he pulls out the golden dys Colton is so upset, he said, he's running around his golden underwear. He's got his golden on his It's like, who gives a ship? And then then Jordan goes, do you guys think I'm not tired of being approached? Like He's like, like, he just doesn't feel like holding up his end of the thing. Excuse me? Um wait, who doesn't feel like it? Jordan's like, like, guys, just stop talking about me. So then he goes in they bleep, they're bleeping. They're fighting between what did Colton call him Annah, I have no idea. I couldn't figure out. Yeah, dude, I don't know because I thought it was um a slur for gay people that I thought that was too and I was like, did he just fucking say that? I Mandy. We both got really upset, and then she thought he said pussy. I thought he oh, that would make more sense, yeah, because that's what I thought at first, And I was like, no way would he say that the television like I think saying yeah, because that she makes he said pussy. Pussy's a little bit like, yeah, that makes sense because he was why he would call him that? That's just so out of like I didn't even think that that would he was just saying that. What I why that was the golden I thought, because I was like, because his reaction of like, you're being disrespectful? What did you just call me? I was like, oh wait he said was bad. Yeah, I could see pussy because then he's dudes get very upset over pussy. But if he had said the that effort, then I feel like it would just be like, Okay, why are you being homophobic right now? That's a good drop. If we could grab you saying, dudes get really upset about pussy hit that every now and then, we could do that, We could do that pussy Actually, Jordan had a pretty good point on that was whatever he said was disrespectful to him. Yeah, and it's true. He was like to respect people. And then he's just like, yeah, no, that he was just calling him names. He had a point like you're talking about of respect, but you're just saying that I'm liking Culton less mes boring and I don't you know what he's kissing me off is the way he's like when he sits there and he's doing like the confessional thing and he kind of just has a smile as he's talking and it's so fucking fake and it kills me. And then how like, I mean, yeah, Jordan's sucks, But if you really think that guy's a threat, you're an idiot. Ye, Like, he's not a fucking he's not a threat, and and like, don't approach him, just let him do his fucking antics. And I watch because I really liked him, and he was like me too. Okay, So so then we we finally at the gen Bong, he gives her the perfume. He goes in for the whisper. He tried to trick her into a kiss, and then she goes, he goes un falling in love with you, and then she just stared at him that and then she goes, I'm just not on the same page it was. She's like, that's really intense, and then she goes, I don't think we could get back on track. Can I walk you out? And he's like, what about my gift? She goes, do you want your and then she was pissed and then she couldn't drop it, and then yeah, and then he and then he said I just thought that was what you wanted to hear. It was, Yeah, I believe set that that tweeted us something like it. Just because he said it doesn't mean he didn't feel that. He was just saying, oh, I thought you wanted to hear something like that sooner rather than later solidify how I feel. But she took it as like I'll burn this whole thing. It might have been That's what I was like, Oh you did just get sent two hours? Yeah, yeah, that was really a sign to be like, she's not she's not emotionally intelligent. She she didn't pick up on what was happening, saying an intelligence was really high. My friend Dan saw her in today at the restaurant in Beverly Hills. How did you tell she was filming something? Anna said, I know, I know, And he literally texted me two seconds after you he said she was in a restaurant filming some like food thing and I had a sect. Complearly forgot this happened till you just said that. I was walking to lunch today with my coworkers and I saw Chad walking down the street and my coworker goes, isn't that the douche bag from the Bachelor? As we're walking by, so I make eye contact with him as he looks at us. I look at he was littler than you thought. He was a lot more petite than I thought he would be, Like he looked like buff, but he just looked like a smaller stature of a person. He was also walking around with a shirt off and with a person who had a giant camera, like being a photographer, like a photographer like he was doing like on the street on vine that's crazy not again. I was almost like, should we follow him? I was like, can look huge on TV? They make them look big. But when you're like stand next to them, you're like, oh, you're only like five ten or something. Right on TV, I think five tend to me, by the way, is pretty tall, So um, that's okay. He was like six four or something like. He looked like a giant whistle and everything. I can't but it's weird you both saw like douche bags from two different seasons. Someone you know, my friend, my friend Dan saw her and I asked, was she eating cheese pasta? Cheesy pasta? So then then next to then, will's your friend goes on a date and she's really she's waiting in the snow, so rattled, so so upset. And then he couldn't have been chiller. He was like, I just want to be near her, I want to talk to her, I want to make her feel safe. He was great, he was he was looking back at her when they're on the bikes. And I went to college with him. He's like a perfect example of someone you who just like has no like there's nothing bothered, Like he's just going through the motions of like I'm going for the girl. I don't care that what's his name is? Yeah? Something? He has nothing invested and like he's like, okay, well she's upset. Not good. I think he's thrive in paradise. I think ladies will like him in paradise. He's a real person. That is exactly this is your nose. Yeah, I hear's like the only real person on the show. It's someone when someone who's real on the show, they stand out like that guy is weird and you're like, oh no, like as normal does feel like a real person? Yeah, they come off as boring. Yeah, actually, like what does he bring to the table other than inanity? He sharpen his blue suit and his red scarfet thought he looked really half. I touch a little mustache. It's a bad stash. Yeah whatever, but must not stash. Yeah, I don't take that. I just I just I just you got merched of that. My roommate was like, uh do you He's like a little to chill, like is he eating edibles? Throughout this entire he felt has like this streamline pilot. Do you guys feel your pot sodas? No? I have pot every night like these are these are? No? I do like drinks, but like um more potent. I used to never do pot, but it helps me sleep in my night screams have gone down. You know what, maybe I should say same same here. Do you feel it? Do you feel it a little bit? A little bit? Sweating a lot? The last time I had pot? I had pot brownies like a thousand years ago with Brodie Stevens zach Afanakis, when I lived in his closet and Nick Swardson and those three. I lived in Santa Monica in the index closet on Montana. I've been there. There you go. We didn't run into each other though she was in the closet. I didn't like you, just like just like Jordan's mom, you put your outfit together, are okay? So that he was saying that he dated this lady. I loved your human You're going to be affected by things. I thought that was very kind. His lady wanted a haul pass. Yeah, it sounds like was a real and then she cheated on him. She goes, you know, I'm like you, it took me a while to get over Ari. It's like that was two weeks ago and you're not over it. I kind of it's literally less than a month. Because if if Ari said, I hit up whatever her name was Lauren on New Year's Eve and then so by like I want to say, like a week and a half later, they had like decided to break up. So that was still the beginning of January. Yeah, and they started filming this one in like February. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's why she's a little Yeah, she was marrying him. It's really not about John Blong. No, w did you say anything good? Yeah, you're those she's a little crazy. So then they both have a fear of not being enough. They're hard on themselves. And then she dragged him outside and forced him to kiss her against the wall. Katie Well, first of all, the worst wall ever to push someone up against. She pushed herself up against. It was like it was like a rocks like those I don't know what they're called, but it's like those those, yeah, like it like it feels like field stone. Yeah, and I was just like we were just like, oh, it's like digging into the back of her, like that's a tough wall. She forced it. She forced a wall because she dragged it was with wills, she forced. She wanted a wall kiss, and she dragged him out and forced him to wall kiss her, which I respect I'd rather have it. I'd rather have a wall becass initiated at me. She striving. You know, she's a rebound. She's like, right, she's full rebound. Like yeah, she just wants to fuck. She's like, yeah, just actually her body jerked as she said it, like a weird dicky. That's her needle. The needle dick apparently has a needle dick. That makes sense, doesn't it. I feel like already has a big dick, and that's why he had the confidence of that. I feel it's one big ball and he's like, should go to the doctor. Hurt? You guys, my college roommate, You guys are gonna hate this story. She lost her virginity to a guy he had one ball because he'd in Wyoming. He's like, she grew up in Wyoming. Her he like played hockey and he didn't have a cup on, and his nut got hit by a hockey puck and his ball exploded. Imps aren't more like nut injury. Yeah, hanging out there, that is that. That's bad. You don't want to have your nut explode. That sounds very painful. The catcher of my favorite baseball team, just Balls, came in and went up and like just jammed his like and broke it. Wait a minute, wait, wait a minute, Wait a minute? Did it? Wait? Wait a minute, wait a minute. The ball because because they wear cups, right, but it went underside, so I was like, hearious takeoff an appreciate. Do you guys remember this is how I learned what a taint was. I remember hearing it was junior high. Right in the back of the bus somebody. I was like, what's it eat? And I also remember learning what a dildo was and I couldn't believe it, but I remember them saying, taint your balls, taint your asshole. That's how I learned it. Is that how you learned it? Yeah? I think that's what it's called a tank, that's what. Yeah, it's great. I don't think it is a medical term, taint. What is it term? No? No, I don't think taint is it though? I don't think Latin taint? Did you did you not be anything? You're from Connecticut? Did you from grant here? Did you hear did you guys have fremunda growing up? Cheese balls? Did you have that too? It's funny. I feel like people didn't grub brothers. They didn't know about the phrase from Munda Cheese, But did you about Fromunda? No? That sounds like I heard in the movie. They would go like this. They would go and see quibbled. They go, you want some? You want some Fermunda from Munda Cheese? You like Fermunda from under My Balls? That was bulls is out here? Is it? Fat? Upper pussy area? Fat? Somebody has a large mom My, mom my, mom listens, Hi, Janet Janne reeves little at it? Thanks for listening. Okay. So then Chris Harrison, they're at the road ceremony. Did he disappear in Chris Harrison No cocktail party tonight. I feel like Chris Harrison before he goes out, looks in the mirror and he goes like fucking hate you. Like he's just like, you're fucking ship, You're worthless pizza. And then he goes out, he's like, so the dates went pretty good, and we're going to Paris next week. They wouldn't let me come for the last four days. When I'm here now, but now, I always think it's weird just because he's a dude and he's coming into these you know, especially it's weird when it's the Bachelor. It's all. But he's like, Hi, I have no penis. Yeah, exactly, I'm getting no one wants to suck me. I might question to you, is you know what I mean? That's I've talked to my junk underneath myself on the front is just pub now. But how did the date go? It was the first part of it. I tucked my jump underneath yourself. You mean, like a drag. Yeah, he's just not a threat. Don't look at me from behind. It's quite a mess. Next week we're going to I Betta, go backstage and take the duct tape off my Turks and caicos, go home and shoot myself. Oh my god, you know what? Somebody some oh, we were talking about the the house that who was it? We were the house that Aready like chased Chase Beck around the longest the Airbnb with the longest home. And somebody goes, oh, I just thought that's where Chris Harrison lived. Who thought that was Chris Harrison's house? Is that Lauren Lobkiss? I thought that was Chris Harris's. It was just an air ben being near Runyon Run, because they like showed her looking out on a balcony and I saw Runyan journeys like I'm nearly positive if it was by Runyon, we should airbnb that. Oh my gooted good. Oh my god, I'll wear a cold shoulder top. Want to be back, Oh I want to be a I wanna be all right. I just feel like the longer I'm with you, I'm losing my chance of getting back with Lauren. Wait, what are you saying right now? I'm saying that the longer you and I are engaged, the more I can't fuck Lauren. Okay, wait, okay, so you ye proposed to me. That's right, but shows me over la I feel like the windows closing. The longer we're together, I can't get with Lauren. We're come back, come back? Were you going? That's a long hallway. I'm gonna follow you around. I'm done, okay, all right, I'd for like fifteen minutes and then I'll be back here. But it's gonna be unedited, uncut. That's the house when the shows over, Christ just takes people in. She thought that was There was no no art, no books, no furniture, no photographs, no personal Listen, guys, you're gonna need to go pretty soon. He was divorced. He got divorced. Apparently he was dating Andy Dorfman for a while, is not married anymore. We're gonna watch there's a bachelor, let's get him on there after wait a minut, wouldn't that be an amazing amazing after the proposal. The next thing we're doing on the bonus episodes, we're gonna watch the very first season ever of The Batchel. You're welcome to join. We have six episodes long. Okay, you should join it in I've never seen it. We have, we have it on our Google drive, baby, in six episodes long. It's forty two minutes long each. Certainly forty two is Chris Harrison looks like a youth pastor like a century. It feels like two, but it's like two thousand. It doesn't. It was scaryoo doesn't seem like that far away. All the women have the Rachel. They all have the Rachel and they all were black blazers. They look like chunky black shoes and black blazes. They all have the thinnest eyebrows, just like little pens. It's amazing, it's amazing. Yeah, I don't have good eyebrows either way. I don't have good eyebrows the other way. So then so then they basically there's no cocktail party. She gets out of the car in a black oscar gown in the middle of in the middle of Park City. It was a full like mermaid black, very formal gown. Anyway, okay, So then Jordan came in. She cut Nick with the tracksuit and Christian. It was so cute. I hope, I hope I had that dunk. I hope he goes to Paradise. He's adorable. Yeah he will. Oh almost, you sit over here, No, you sit here, you read the lyric over there, Richard Mark's controlling um. Jordan came in last place. He was very upset. I'm someone you can't put a label on. I'm like a sponge. You can squeeze me and get everything out of me, but you'll never know unless you try. I've gotta make a move next week. It's not going to be a big move. It's gonna be a deep move. I'm gonna go from Captain underpants and then he's gonna he backed himself under the corner to Captain just to get everyone's girl. Like nothing after Corners, he thought, like there's nothing better than captain. He's like, I can't think of anything captain underpants to captain not captain underpants. Yeah he didn't. Can They also have cut doing the after? They used to do the after, like the funny things they've cut, they've cut those. I missed those. Well they did the first episode they had it because I just watched all of this in the last three days. You did? What did they do? What was the after? It was just something with that dude. It was something with that dude. Something with Jordan's saying, we've been talking for an hour and minutes. Okay, we're gonna start. Wow, guys, because it's the best. It's so fu fun. This was that this was the best part of my day. Oh yeah, sure for sure. Okay, here we go. Um, is there any final thoughts before we get to tweet of the week that you want to say? No, I'm I'm excited next week. I think it's gonna be pretty fun. There's gonna be a two on one. Can we have you guys come back and do another brochow together. I like having your good combo. Yeah, I like having a bro because this gets very like estrogen heavy. You know, I'm bad at reading the tweet of the week. Will you read the tweet of the week. Yes, we're gonna do so you just slide to the right. Okay, so we're gonna do five and I are down to two and then we vote, is okay? This is from Alex Jaffie. Oh boy, the conservative Garrett is on the date with Bob Sledding Lesbians, gay Jesus take the wheel. Oh wo hashtag the Bachelor at and I like that one. I like that one from Cheyenne Constance. She's got funny ones. Uh poops and poops in a toilet paper. Nest cried over a picture sounds like a bad extra In Oliver Flat Earth Lumberjack to lumber Jill in quotes the court case I read about if Lincoln stays this week, I'm side eyeing back up big time. That is so good. So there are all bullet points. Those are all bullet points. Seth That of course says, if the world is flat, at what point does the ship fall off the edge of the nest? Someone asked, and I think he's hashed at Okah nelt his son, if a tree falls, think at one point does ship fall off the edge of the nest? Ah, This is from m at spide dees um. This is just another reason why men are trash. I thought this guy was cute and I had a cute accent, but it turns out he's a sex offender who thinks the earth is flat and ships on the floor. I bet that's how Beca probably feels from seth at at Basement one. The real reason there's no cocktail party is Chris Harrison's piss. He had to roll out of bed hungover and catch your red eye of Utah, and it really is. It does feel that way. I'm going to narrow it down to let's say, I'm gonna narrow it down to for sure, Okay, I'm a narrow down to these two. Will you read him in a row and then will vote this one and the one to the right of it. Yeah, at chey or shy in constant at something I can't read at tricksy, firecracker bullet points, poops in a toy of the paper, nest cried over a picture sounds like a bad extra, and Oliver flat earth Lumberjack to Lumberjill. The court case I read about if Lincoln stays this week, I'm side eyeing back a big done. Yes at baseball one. If the world is flat, at what point does the ship fall off the edge of the nest. I mean, I think it's got it has been killing it, but I gotta give it to stuff back. Well done once again, well done. Get your tickets. I don't even know if they're up yet. Does he win anything? He wins just the pride of knowing that he's top dog. That's really shitty gift, doesn't it? Thank you so much? I sent him. I sent him one of my journals. Oh, I sent him. Yeah, I actually I could see being interesting. I sent him that because it's so detailed and it looks like every bachelor's shell. Yeah. It takes so it takes me have a podcast. You'd be a crazy I would be I would be Lincoln. I would be Lincoln. It takes me hours to watch each episode. Did crump it all up? Sending him? Ask him to poop on it? Have to send it back? We get framing. Yes, Oh my god, I'm never going to get over in the Okay, August five, we're gonna be at Daney's Nashville, maybe with this, definitely with Rob maybe Kyle for sure be there Nashville, um, we're going to Nashville. Animal you play us out anything else in any final thoughts? Where can they find you? Guys? I'm at art Marine m y Are on Instagram and Twitter. I'm at Rob a Benedict on Twitter, and I'm at row Benedict on Instagram. Kyle Done again one on Instagram. The guy who was Kyle done against killing me. I gotta be one. I gotta be something. I can't be myself because this freaking guy in Wyoming anyway, that sucks. But now you're committed. You're committed to get all my emails and he just forwards them. He does, luckily forwards a lot of them to make it's nice. And think that my roommate. I think I like that better. You guys, thank you so much. And Aaron and I if you want an extra podcast, Aaron and I have one up and Kyle and I are doing tomorrow. We're doing the Proposal. Okay, It's on Patreon. W y A t r oh. We also have one more thing like us on Instagram or like us on iTunes and uh Facebook, you can cut some of this down. This is so long. I'm sorry. Here we go. We got one. We got a good review. We got five stars. Here we go and I'll read it to you except for I can't, So there we go. You know what, my eyes are not good. Here we go. Ready, five stars, amazing shit show. This is from our n Cabell. How can you not be obsessed with a podcast where the topic is all things Bache related and a recent quote is so chicken? Says to ding Dong, Thanks for the loving this guilty pleasure. Thank you as much as I do. Then we have five stars Bachelor podcasts. I'm Dave whoop Bachelor podcast best good, Wow, thank you so much. These guys will be back next week. Will you play us out a bye? Everybody? Thanks for having me? Or oh my god, thanks for coming. I want to get all up in you tonight. I feel so good. I just gotta wanted to push your finger. 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