No entering Stockholm so horny after I'm toppy sweets, I'm horny, clod horny. She's yes, but I am wearing a dicky world, the rule full bushel of bananas, these rules to your world. I don't know if I've said it enough times, but I believe a Grammys dude for Mark Rivers for what has just was just called the best theme song in the podcast universe. Thank you so much. This is Arta Marine. I think it is safe to say I have not been this excited to discuss an episode since a Bachelor in Paradise episode like this, I feel crazy with excitement to discuss this. Sitting across from me is a woman who I blocking a door. She tickles me to knowing, literally literally tickles me right now, the tickle monster of our podcast. She is so fucking funny. I could not love her more. Ladies and gentlemen, Aaron fully play platonic lover, how are you hearing? Fully? I am fantastic, fantastic. I loved the episode. I love you. Happy to be here. Um, I understand that I made you very horny with an Instagram photo that I posted like so much, so much like looking like barbed from Stranger Things. I saw it and then fell off the couch and thought I need a girl friend. Oh my lord. Yeah, the pop college off a Gray. Thank you so much. I like that. I appreciate that the braces are the thing that you do. Men On. Just there's so much, there's so much happening, Aeron. Do you have anything besides our big thing that you want to promote end of August? I'll be in Syracuse, Rochester and Hartford in one week, so I'll post it on Erin. Is there another folly that you had to put the k in? Yeah? This pigeon New York who is I'll cut her, I will broi her hair. I literally will cut her. Say I'm gonna put I don't know what that is, but I like it to my right. A man who I can't believe we have two weeks in a row, Amy, because he's not only is he a television star, not only was he just at Comic Con I'm hosting the Supernatural panel. He's also a rock star. But most importantly he is will you accept this Rose Bachelor of the Year, Mr Robert, thank you can see you do exactly. I know it's exciting. Comic On did you see Paget. We didn't see each other because she left before I got there because our panel was Sunday morning. But it was it was amazing. It was crazy as always, so many and this panel they had for Supernatural was off the hook. I mean, six thousand people in hall age and they had this huge video show and then Kansas was there playing our theme song for that show is carry On with Snow. Kansas was there. I don't see what just happened. Rob couldn't air guitar enough and he nailed it. It Actually, like you must actually play guy who actually knows what he's doing. I heard Kansas during the air guitar. I did, how does that song go again? You know? Carry your Mom Dad? Now, that's the one rob um um. If you've never partied with Paget off campus, let me tell you what she was texting us that she'd been. She the fucking gene pool. She can have a glass of wine and eat some food and like she just doesn't pass that. If I you know me too? Thumbles two thumbles are one and I am I don't know if I didn't know that about you. Oh, I drink my face off, especially at these comic or the conventions. I will go, I go go go, but I gotta I gotta hydrate, yeah, and I got anope. I gotta take a nap. Do you have any things that you know? My band is actually it's just their guitars. What you're talking, you know what? I like that I touched you then I asked, and I didn't even career. It's because I'm going to. Didn't you touch me again? And I'm to again? And I think your band is playing Richard Band August up at Treat People. They're doing this, uh this festival out there to raise money for Treat People, which is great organization on Mahala Drive. And they've got an amphitheater up there. Fun. I did stand up. We pull a pound stone for tree people and I lost my man. Yeah, oh yeah, there's definitely going to be some god um God's eyes and dream catchers and payote turquoise and silver horses of myauasca. If you're not taking ayahuasca and just like shaping your pants right into getting chased by a cheaper carbra, I don't want to hear about your weekend. A man, yes joined us, he is. I'm gonna say best dressed male guests. That is that a pocket square that you're wearing. It's fake. Yeah, of course you can't pull it out because it's face. It's so good. Who makes this blazer? It's so that's a Zar blaz recent collection. Yeah, this this season. Zara's got good stuff. I loved. I have a lot of blazers. You nail it, Okay, we are so excited. I also have a lot of blazers. I have a lot of overalls, and I'm where I put my sexy overalls on for you might not thank you so much. I put on the ones that I am. I am a little blond lady from Rhode Island, but I have like I have a booty. I have a booty that makes me feel like I could really shake it in a samba or a salsa concept. I have a can look at that. I thought you were being facetious, but that's I have I have. Is it rude to say? Is it? Is it arrogant to say that I have a latina booty. It's the It's my best quality. I don't think it's arrogant, is it? No? Because I can tell you I come from bony asked lady, So that. Actually it's like, thank you God, thank you for giving me. I thank you for giving me a little something. Anything Latina adjacent? Is that race? Anyway? You know what I'm going down? Can I tell you? So? This is? We have a writer, a legit writer who writes words for Bleacher Report. You also host two podcasts, not one, but two. Actually I have three now I have a third one. I forgot to mention that Round Ball Rock, Yes, basketball podcast, Mass Man Show, wrestling podcast, and and uh it's Bleach Report. Just gave me a podcast with another sports writer named Natalie Winer. It's called The b R Mag Show. You can download it on iTunes or wherever you get your podcast. Mr Dave Shell, you know that Aaron hosts a podcast called Sports Without Ball. I just booked you right now for my I don't know if you guys know this, but I love to talk. Oh my god, where we get start? And of course miss Katie Levin. Katie and I have a story later on because she and I did some Nancy Drew sleuthing last night about about Peter and Rachel. Before we get started, Um, Dave has a story about he saw waboo him at a party. Please It's pronounced wa boom in its original Polish, So I was boom. Do you watch? Do you watch? House of Cards? I stopped after season two. I just I just I'm like, I got to finish it. There's a side, even if it's a bad book. I finished things, and like this season more than ever. He's like what you where what? And then he like looks to the camera like Colonel Standers, who I told you they consistent? Is like, oh my god, Kevin Spacey put it away. He's gone too far. He's out of the closet. Now, he's freeze kissing men on television, I mean, not playing gore of a doll in a movie. Yes, yeah, he's officially out. But he did like grab a man by his throat and his dick at the same time on camera and mouth kiss him. I thought, well, because Kevin Spacey exactly. I was like, that man had to him to do it, Okay, to Robin right on his heels. Future girl, she's never been hotter than she was one of the flying when shooting that arrow. Oh my god, even better than Pricess Bride shooting that arrow. And and nobody's hot hotter than Galgado except for Robin Wright. She had that arrow right in my heart, oh, right into my pants, and I was like, I thrown myself at the screen. I took my top off, ran up to the movie screen and threw myself my dicky right. Both buttons just went. And then two of my my giant cities like flying, one down to Florida and the other one was whipping in the air. I've been filming this movie. I'm filming this movie right now, and the guys keeps trying to get me to wear a backless dress. I'm like, you don't understand when you have a real, real like these kind of It's like, no tape is not going to hold up Janet Marine's legacy. They have never been perky. They're they're cute nebra, cute nebra, but just flying low and right all over the place, not robbing right. Okakay the story I met, I didn't actually meet him. I mean, so I was at the like pre SP's party and Aaron, you know about sports, the SPS is the ESPN, and so it was by hosted by it was it it was John Cena last year or something. Anyway, so he's there and he's working the Red carpet, and there's not a lot of actual famous people who show up. It's him and a bunch of other people from the franchise Woboom. Not at the SPS. It was a party the day before, okay, and so I was there because you know, I'm a sports guy, and sports guys do sports guy things. And he's on the red carpet, no joke for forty five minutes to everyone, taking photos with everyone, and then once the red carpet kind of shuts down, you don't say he wants attention. I can't imagine that. He kept doing the catch phrase over and over. He's like, do you want to hear it? Do you want to hear it? To everyone? I heard it five minutes ago? And every time he does it, I feel like it takes a couple of days off his life. His soul is leaking out of his uh. And so he just goes up to every group of women in the party, like can we take a selfie together? So he just keeps taking selfies. On Instagram, there's like eight selfies of him with women he's never met before. He's handsy, he's handsy. He's the only current Bachelor contestant that has to force himself on a group of ladies. Were selfies like I've I've had the luxury of being around some Bachelor contestants. Women want to be with them and take if you're the one that's like, ma'am, ma'am, excuse me, can I get in that photo? Boom, You've even freaked out the lady. I think Chad would probably on that list of like guys, women don't want to just like shoving lunch meat in his mouth. Yea, he was wearing the T shirt T shirt. I just was it was so sad to know that next year he's going to be in a ditch somewhere. I don't want to think it all right before we get started, you guys, and that was an incredible start. I mean, it wasn't really a great story it was, but it was exciting. It was exciting. It was it about wa Boom and any contact is speaking of contact with contestants as outside Land San Francisco, Me, Aaron Paget, Brewster, Steve Heightener, Katie Anna, as well as Secret Bachelor cast members and podcast and ums. We know that it's expensive, but you also get to go see there's lots of fun comedians that are gonna be there. There's also gonna be you can go see Metallica, the Who tribe called Quest. It'll be a great lord. Yes, Lord, no, but but you'll be will be there. I also want you guys to email in and tell I'm torn. I got invited to go to Jimmy Kimmel on the day of the finale, so but I would not have seen the finale. So I would get to see Rachel and her fiance, but then I wouldn't have the fun of watching the nally and having the reveal. Should I go? Yes? Absolutely? Why it's an experience? Are you on the show? Just in the audience? Is in the audience? It's an experience. I'm I said yes, and I think you should still go. But but honestly, like we can watch it afterwards. No, it's at five. How do they do that and keep people from tweeting? Because it's five o'clock is eight pm on the East Coast, so it's already East coast time. They take the hear, didn't I get it? Because the problem is you you watch this whole season, right, Yeah, and now we've got this drama, like what's going to go on? Yeah? Eric, Actually, yeah, yeah, and you want to see Yeah, look at the shoes. So when they step out of the little bit and you have I thought, after all the advance kind of don't want to go, So I kind of don't want to go. Listen if your heart saying don't go, you guys, email me and advise you, tweet me or tell me what you think. I think you shouldn't go? You should you think I should go? Can you guys fill me in on the schedule here, because I'm confused after last night because we did not get to finish that episode. No, no, So next week is mental and she either bones Peter or doesn't and then she goes and gets nailed all over those cheeks take her down, and and then we still have final dates for the final two that's that night. That night, it's all on the side. I think it's usually a three hour finale after the final row and then after the final rows it goes until three in the morning in the morning, and then after after the final rows where everyone's crying, and then after after where everyone's hammered my house, and after the after that, before we get started, before we get started, let's just leave it on the field right now, who do you think it's gonna win? And who do you think it's going to be the new Bachelor? After watching last night, Rob, I feel like it's it's really up in the air right now. I feel like Eric is coming on strong. Uh, Peter dropped a bomb at the end of last night. We're just being a weird feel unmovable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then there's Cheeks McGee, who's like who's been always been the front runner? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think it's gonna win right now? Robe? And who do you think it's going to be the Bachelor? Peter? Okay, Erin, who do you think it's gonna win? You know, I'm gonna have to go with the same thing. Rob said, I just I hate it, but I think she wants she literally doesn't want to date. Yeah, So who do you think it's gonna be? I think Eric is gonna win. That would be the best. That makes more sense. And you get two black folks on the Bachelorette, Now that's great for the race. Yeah. And also I think Peter is going to be the Bachelor. Okay, Katie, who do you think? Okay, God, that would be so awesome. I love I feel so protect Eric. And by the way side know Eric would be a great bachelor. I don't think he is going to be the bachelor, but he would be a great bachelor. I hope he wins. I just don't see her picking Eric. I have concerns, specifically that Eric's family and Rachel's family might not men. It's a real but certainly cheeks his family and her family. I oh my god. I loved watching her mom. But we'll get there. I want to go as much as I I was rooting for Peter roll season. I'm concerned she's so needy about that fucking ring that I'm concerned that you can't rebound from that awkward conversation. But it but it. We'll get there, and then Katie and I will talk about what our theory we came up with last night, which is should we just say it right now? Okay? So basically, I'm like, because Peter has been my guy, and I'm like, what happened to Peter Because in Scandinavia he was grabbing at her. He was hansy, he had some pepper, he had some boner in him, and he was like and he was like grabbing her on that fucking weird, like the weird Swedish game field, like like he was cute with the cloak and with the Viking challenge. But then here's our theory. But then I felt like so at least like Eric and Cheeks are all this grabbing at her, they had no sexual chemistry. We think Katie and I figured it out. They diffused. We think they fucked in the hot tub outside at Copenhagen, that the energy is gone. Yes, yeah, that group did. Where they came back then they looked like they fucked. We think they showed them fucking in the hot hop and it feels like their energy got diffused. And it's post they've already fucked, and now it's awkward and they're trying to figure it out. What do you think just been a hand job? We don't know, mind blown. I can think like, where's their sexual tension? What happened to grabby handsy Peter? He's got no boner? What the fuck? I think they already know he's going to be the Bachelor, and they're like, bring it back, tone it down. You're not gonna win. We don't want you to win. We want you on the show next. My friend thinks that they're trying to sabotage him because they want him. Yes, but you don't think they've I feel like they've I think they full. You know, she does all her work in the hot tub. I mean something happened because she's like at an emotional connection there. We're gonna get there. She said, you mean physical But do you think do you think that they did it in hot time? I believe that. I believe that that's certainly how he's acting. Yeah, like it's like it's already happened. I'm processing, like we did this lesson at midnight on the phone. I think she would have sucked him in the hot Yes, so they I mean they were like literally humping. There were nothing but like thin bathing suits. I mean you could just slick slip slipped it on act. She doesn't feel like a slip it in kind of doesn't, but she likes physical stuff. She likes physical So I think I think something. I think they like, you know, did something, but I just don't see them. Sex is sad. I feel like there could have been a just the tip kind of a situation, maybe just to feel what it's lying. Yeah, I feel like a little a little wait what's the sound again? Yeah? Hot, okay, here we go that you know what, that's like three three pushes and then it's like that we should stop. We gotta stop, we gotta stop, we gotta stop. Okay, we have so many miles to go, So here we go. I got all excited for fantasy suitets and then I gotta go to Dallas first. Yeah, that hotel they were intel, Oh my god, and they had to be so again. My brother happened to be in town Folk at Elrik Wilhelm Marine the second blind him one eye hilarious. He showed up and he goes by Alerk or big Al, and he's gonna be oh my god. I just he's gonna do because I have to go to Rhode Island, and um, I'm gonna force him to watch. He's now only watched two episodes ever of The Bachelortte. Last week and this week he's fully in. But um he goes, he goes, it's weird. Did they all have to sit together? Like? He couldn't believe. I was like, this is unusually usually separated. Yeah, they're usually over by that point. Um, so they're in that. We're the shittiest Hilton and I'm sorry that on my camp. Peter gets to go first, right, Yeah, so Peter us to go for um okay, so they're all together. The sister is pregnant, Peter, the sister has to go first, so Alex, she's having a kid. They gotta go baby shopping. That was the way too much time in that, Oh my god. And I think they think like Peter's good with kids, will give this to Peter because Peter, but he was like emotionally shut he he once this ring has been like you better get me a ring. Like it's like the machine of Peter has been shutting down slowly for like two weeks, which is understandable. He's like, you know what I mean, realistic, it's realistic. Just doesn't make it, doesn't. I mean, he's logical, the most logical. It's a game and he's not playing the game. But he's the most honest. And that understand And that's why I like Earnest yea, yeah, you know, yeah, that's why I'm telling you he's the bachelor. And they're like, just pump the brakes on all that charm buddy as dull as possible. Yeah, because he's gotten he's turning into a nickel a little bit like I don't know if I can feel anything like he's feeling like it's like, oh my god. He's like, Nick, we have our own wine. Oh my god, so do so? Then I like that. Basically, Brian for the next two days sits at that shitty Hilton, just trash talking whoever's on the day, and so he says, he tells Eric that Peter said in Europe that he wasn't gonna Like, how did he know? Did she tell Brian that Peter said that? Or did Peter tell bro Like? How did Brian know? I thought Peter. Wasn't there a scene where Peter told Brian that? Okay, I think so, and I don't know. So Rachel is um. Rachel's dad is a federal judge. I loved worrying about if we were going to meet him or not. But we met him. No, he cannot be on the blurry He's likely the blurry family. He was like, he was like, have we met because I'm a fucking federal judge and this is the bachelor, you know what? He so, So afterwards he outside before they go in, Peter says, you do mean the world to me, I am a good person who is there for you, and I am falling in love with you, and she said I'm falling in love with you. Two. I was excited that he said it. It's weird that she thinks it's it's She's very much a stickler about if you say. She was like, Brian's the only one who said he's in love with me, Like like somehow she says, like, it's not the same if you say you're falling in love, rather like it's like if you say you're falling in love. That's I was so confused by the end of this episode, the difference between getting thee to get there, because I've never heard anything like that before. My well, I'm a woman from a woman. I was excited to hear Peter say did you posit? And scream did you pause? Doesn't seem are you a married fellow? I am my wife and I watched the show together. Did she scream when Peter said it? No? But she just always says how hot he is? He is hot, he's hot hot. But then I said something nasty about Rachel's butt, and then I was like, we're even what do you say? I said, it looked good as thank you so much. My booty is like anything. I'm like, yes, um anything. When you're starting out as Barb from Stranger Things, it's like, thank you for the Dodger and highlights. Okay, So then we find out there's no dad, Dad's not showing up, and and the family photos everything's shown except for the blurring out part of the dad, which is amazing. I felt like she should the mom should have had like an earpiece, and she's like, you know your yeah, yeah, he just said listen, he's just worried. We we are just Pierce. But like Peter, to me, he was kind of really boring. I always feel like I would nail it at the hometown visits. Right, of course, you're an actor with a great person charming, your liquid Brian type. That no, no, But I'm just saying I feel like Peter was boring and they were all impressive. They're like, you know, I really like Peter, but maybe I thought Rachel I mean listen, but I think her, I mean her like he's such a dick. Can I say something about his brother in law? Okay, so we saw him last year on Next Lost Weight. He's lost weight. Remember we said the awkward thing like have you ever gone black before? He said something really awkward to Yeah, well he seems like a socially awkward guy. But I can't figure is he part black? No, he has likes a moment that I was like, I don't think so. He was like the brother in law. He couldn't be whiter. He look, there's something. There's a moment as a bye arachual man myself with a white wife. Yeah, that guy looks like he could be our good interesting and it was like an Irish ginger. He's a full ginger. And there was a few moments where Rachel shot him a look that was like if you're ginger, all ginger, shut the funk off, like if he's a pain in the end, he immediately throws her under the bus. I mean she we're not there yet. Okay, okay, wait okay. So so each person gets the tell me about your family. So then he says they they fell in love one month thirty six years of marriage. To look on the mom's face was like just like one month, like she was so disgusted by his family's love story. Wait, wait again, Rachel's mom at first was like really one month, like they felt like they got married after a month. I'm sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then eventually she came around and he said, I feel like there was I met Rachel. I felt like there was a greater force. And last night, so I'm like, wow, So they were last night in was or like they were doing that roast arm or any wherever they were last night. And again, if someone asked me like and how did your parents, I mean, my my my, my dad left, my parents are divorced, and but still like, I don't remember. I don't know that story. How do people know their family stories that Well, they were at this restaurant and they probably repeated at seven hundred and nine thousand times yes. During halftime of the Packers, she was like, tell that story. You and dad we went to the cracker barrel and the potatoes, but I got the mac and cheese and we're like, we can share. And then he got engaged. Beautiful, your parents have crazy five stories. My parents were co workers. They never went on a date with one another, and they got engaged on a dare and were married six weeks later. Jesus so Rachel, and they're still married and are still married. Yeah, yeah, heard a mom says crazy. It's kind of like, oh, you know, one month, well nothing to it's crazier. So then so then here we go red this. So then the Ginger that he feels like a Game of Thrones character, the Ginger brother, he instantly sucks's he's a lanister. So wait, you were about to say that we saw him on NIX season. You're about to say something about NIX season. I was just gonna say I thought I didn't think he might have had some African American heritage until last night. He looked different last night than he the hipster beard. He asked, he got hipster, he's got cool shoes now, and she goes, shoes were very cool. But I love his wife. I love his wife, I love her sister. But she goes. He immediately goes, Rachel's not perfect? Are there areas of note? Like that's the first thing you asked, Like, what don't you like about their interrogating him because they're all lawyers? Items items of note? And then the sister said when you stated, I was like, are they all lawyers? They're all lawyer or there's some sort of the uncle's a doctor or the uncle's so I mean it is what it is. I'm just I guess I'm also spoiled because we're all used to like being around funny, like bigger than like. It just felt like every like they were just if they were playing a board game, it would be a fight to the death. I was so intimidated by the sister's collars that were attached to her pregnancy dress. Like each one it was the same dress, different crazy bejeweled collar. That's tough, though, I thought that family was, you know, obviously lovely. Rachel's the shining star of that. But that is a tough room to walk into. I would be. I don't like you got a lot of warm including yeah, you think the brother in law would at least be like, I'm married in so like, I know this isn't intend like he's the biggest dick of all. I know. I did not. I just thought like that room was like an interrogation and I, you know, I it's like super pumped married into that family and you had to get hazed and then some like freshman comes in and I'm gonna haze this guy. You're right, you're because you're next. I did it, cousin, though I would want to hang out with a cousin. She was my favorite, was adorable. Harley got introduced and then but she she can't seem like a lot like just had some joy here. It has been bled out. Yeah, so Peter, they loved like like that God, God forbid you say I'm in love with your daughter, him saying I don't know, I don't know. I'm going to ask for your permission to keep dating to funk her in Spain. And then maybe they love that part. They're like, thank you for not saying you love our daughter. Loved it. And then she said you're playing with her heart. Hold that deer, which I thought was nice and like they love a lot of parents, wouldn't Katie? What did you find? Katie's Katie's face just that she has a doctorate in Human development and Social policy Northwestern at the School of Public Affairs in American mer City. The sister Constance's not Norwestern? Yeah, and did she? And did we find out about her? Can't? I can't find that brother automolchanic, what is your your what is your guys? Just looking at info about him and I can't find much on um Oh yeah for sure, Dad house dad um professional tinker model train owner. I have seven hundred patents just waiting on clear chronic masterbase former clog where aspiring to grow longer beer okay, transitioning into crocs, afraid of my wife okay. So then so then they come out, so he's now won them over. We see Copper Copper's back and um and they say this is the most real guy. And then the little boy he says, who is this? And he was Peter And then the cousin goes, I'll give you a different name. Winner loved it. Oh that was excited. Scream for that. I don't scream. I think hotel And I was like, Fortress doesn't even have a pool. Christy, all right, there's one part I'm going to ask when we get there if he screamed that was that was when it was good back then. That was when we had the whole episode ahead of us. Real like, wow, this is gonna exactly how I wanted to Peter, like he said he loved her. Uh you know, they called him a winner. He went him over. But like but again not handy because of the a little ay stick in quick? What do we do? What do sorry? Back up? Um? So then just like Joe and whoever that Gal was in the hot tub about her Paradise two seasons ago. Who was that Joe and the girl with the eyes? The eyes, the eyes Joe and who's the girl remember in this first season of Paradise. Yeah, it was it was It was too too ago. I missed the first one to Joe and that Gal that everybody wanted who and they watched them she was like the evil one watched them get at We actually watched it happened in the hot top and I was like, children are watching this anyway. Okay, So then we go on. Anything left to say before we move on to Eric, anything left for Peter. I felt like he gave a good hometown date. He was It was not toppy like Rob, but I game a good solid A minus. Okay, you don't want to come on too strong with the parents and that someone was married, just for the fact that he got out of there without shooting himself on live television. With that, with with the family of I mean, I mean they were lovely. They were just so serious. Everything was like so serious, not a lot of warmth. It was a total interview, I thought, Okay, moving on to Eric, who is so sweet and when we get there. We're not there yet, but when I get there, it's like the poor guy's only twenty. Sounds like like stop holding it against him that he's never been in love. Every other sentence like yeah times like he falls in love with everyone. Pause. I pause the episode and I looked at my wife and I said, had you been in love before me? And she said, of course not. And then she asked me, had you been in love before? And I said absolutely, Yeah, So that was a mistake. Yeah. Yeah. You don't ask those questions. Don't ask don't don't ask them. According to Eric, has shut it down. Yes, my favorite. I gotta shut it down. He's shutting it down. Shut it down and shut it down, shut it down. There's nothing party here, Eric, Eric? Is that the tow as we say, Sport's Eric is peeking at the right time. God. First of all, he's so cute, he's so tall, he looked so handsome, and when when we're not in Spain yet, but in that I just want to give props to that him in a peak coat with that Colorado right, I thought, so handsome, nice, that was a he looked great, That was a great jack, So handsome, um and he's he's feeling better about himself and he's been able to and again he had a bumpy launching. He got sidetracked by the most demonic human ever and it was late like fucking lee. He got the worst. It was, he got caught in this worst trap. And I look forward to mentell all when they actually get to like it's like, yeah, I guess what abc uh he was the worst. He hired a trash bar, did it on purpose. I'm sure they did it on purpose, but anyway, so um, Eric there in the tower and he's so cute because he's flirting, he's grabbing her, he's holding her, he's nervous to be up high. His hands are shaking. And back home, Brian is just trash talking at the Hilton, like this is a big step for him. He's never been in love. Was like, you're not only are you a mama's boy, not only do you have a big face, but you are just like throw each fucking dude under the bus. They're gonna watch. There's cameras here, and Brian's like, who I would pick Eric's story and Eric's personality and roll the dice on someone that hasn't been in love. Yes, then fucking she's McGhee who's probably bone eight thousand women and told him he's loved them all. And then the white the mother comes in and kills Oh my god, the mother over that dude. I think that observation deck tower moment was the moment when I thought he could win. Yeah. I was like, Oh, he's afraid of heights. And but she doesn't like any she doesn't like weakness at all. But maybe she's coming around a weakness. I don't think so. She together it's going to be about her, she was. I feel like she loves the dominant man like she loves she loves confidence, no fear, like she likes to get thrown up against the walls. Why I wanted to meet the dad because the dad would explain so much about her taste. I do think her dad not showing up and being a federal judge explained to her. I'm sure her dad is explained her attention in the house like the sheriffact is the only dad who he's alive, they're married, he's I mean, Dean's dad showed up like dad floated in from the Because I'm actually so good horrible, I I wanted to be my ring tone. I want to wake up every monet my god real quick. Though, with Eric, I did think I loved their little um uh you know, kind of like his fun catchphrases and they're but at the end I thought, I remember pausing it last night, going I think Eric and Rachel were they're like more like high school sweethearts. Yeah, it feels like high school sweethearts. And then you grow up and you both get married to other people and they and they stay in touch and they always remember each That's what it feels. You're absolutely right. Yeah, it doesn't feel like her partner's schooling him a little bit, and what are you going to say to my parents? Prepping him for that meaning? And then meanwhile, back at the ranch, Peter says to Brian's face, UM, yeah, I think he's a little ballsy, a little arrogant, and it's annoying. Um talking about Eric. He said it, Peters talking about Eric, Peters talking about Oh you know what, So Brian says to him. Brian goes, well, each of our days are going to be different in my relationship. I'm going to show them that I have a physical connection with her, a spiritual connection. So then we hear the voiceover of Peter saying I found it a little a little arrogant, and it's a little annoying. And then he says to Brian's face, frankly, I find it awkward sitting with her boyfriend while her other boyfriend is meeting her family. I don't want to be sitting here with you right now. It's awesome, Peter, for the win on so many Peter was killing it at the Hilton. He was because we're not even at Peter's best line at the Hilton kind of Peter. Peter was on fire because he's again the most honest, rational contestant they've ever had. He's right, he like he's a grown man. He's a grown mask man. I think he actually might be forty seven. It says he's thirty one, but he feels like he's stuff and he hasn't had all the injectables. Face is normal on Briant. I feel like glass that I could see the point where the needle went into this part of his mother's spy and every once in a while a trickle of blow comes down his face. Mother's is there like olgus, I am chill, you like dripping down by your nose. But I am chucked. You went on a cho and you found your girlfriend your Oh no you could. Did you lose weight? Oh you're losing weight. Oh oh I got the new purse. Jump inside of you with me. Oh my god, Oh my god. So that i've I have Prey said that I am the worst accenter or in the world. I am. You're doing really well. That's our Russian or Christina from last year. I live in cupboards, eat a lipstick. We're tappy for bachelor. Can't do accents, we can't do act, have well well, I look for stable family. Well us president on the wood? Where shall we wish? We're on the wet house, my wood, I have the vapors, miss on the woo. Hello, can I borrow Robin right? For twenty four hours? I do things to her. She never forget you need to know where a master of accents? And they're none of them are except the only good The only good one is you're the only one who you're good at Peter's dad and you're good at Nick Vaielle right. It was weird less. She was like like she kind of want to like kiss me, can you do accents, try brans, Mom's bad. I can't so then Eric is so nervous to me, I've never been, never seeing your family. I've never been at this point. I met a family at Thanksgiving in college, but it's been a minute. And then and then he says to her, what do you see and me? And she wouldn't give it up. And then he says, every time I'm with you, we just build. And they were sweet and playful and and uh, and then he goes, this is happening now, and um he's great in it. Oh my god, would I would be shocked. And after that hometown too, he was so like cool. He was like, look, whatever happens, I feel better than I ever have in my life. He's literally like I get goose bumps. It is like the most I think it's probably like the most feel good and like lossoming of someone. He's so sweet, wonderful, and it's like you know when you met his like dad and his his mom, like I withheld love for you, You're welcome, Like he didn't stand a chance, you know what I mean. Like he's a mirror. He's so sweet, his aunties, whether it's just like him. I loved him I loved his aunties. I'm rooting for him, and he's just such a gentleman. He's so I just more wonderful. Um, so then he shows up. I was obsessed with the uncle. The uncle. The uncle got a little in the spectrum for a moment. It was the glad the glasses can I mean, I love his out of glasses. But they came down in a crazy way and then he just like shot like a bullet up from he was like leaning back on the couch and he's like locking it up and he goes, weren't you one of the four weren't you one of the four guys for the surprise? And then um, and then they all started doing the dance and he goes, I remember you. That's what I thought. And then he went back down and then basically were like like after humor, he like, that's right, Uncle Richie, like that's exactly like to truly watching him wake up was incredible. Embarrassed, but yeah, And so then the mom grilled him about his upbringing and he was so sweet and while he was said, the man in my family grew up in the streets, and um, he was talking about growing up around and seeing a lot of unhealthy relationships and how family is important to me. Family love, family, bond, and then he had to go deal with the sister in her collar for discuss I think the collar is also a boomerang. Yeah, I think she takes it off and she almost used it. Yes she did. Oh yeah, yeah, yes she did. She filed it down. I was going to use it like a stiletto on Ryan. Think it starts to beep when her husband drifts too far away from home. Ye, yes, yes, I mean he. I just felt like he was lovely and honest. His heart was open and and he was terrified, and he kept his poise and didn't let that incredibly intimidating grilling shut him. He's cool. He's the coolest of the three. The thing that I always look for in a contestant on any of these shows is vulnerability. Be vulnerable, show me that this actually matters, make me pretend like this isn't a reality show, and then it's not all basically managed by people. Right. Yeah, that's what I like about Eric because he feels like a real guy who's going through this journey right with all of us. Yeah, we have had that for a while too, because if you think about it, like Jojo, we were stuck with Robbie the Falcon, you know, it was like a lot of the Falcon guys and Jojo Seeson. It was like, you know, Jordan's and his jaggings and the Falcon one. It was just like, I feel like Caitlin season, we had some vulnerable guys and we haven't had any really since Brian is the opposite. Brian's the opposite of that. Right, this is why Brian bothers us and everybody. If you look on lying Twitter everywhere, everyone's just like Brian kill me. I was like getting texts like I'm kind of obsessed with yours and she falls her ever, Okay, we'll get there. We're gonna get to Okay. So then um so then they keep holding it against him you've never been in love. But then they say, okay, we see that he's not a fairytale person. They liked that, but they were still like mad like your twenty seven you know. It's just like like he admitted it an eight month relationship that kind of pressed like when I was twenty and it's like are you Most twenty seven year olds haven't had great and like what are you talking about Katie. What do you think. Yeah, I think they're a little like weird about that. I don't think it should be such a big deal, and I think maybe they're being told to make it a bigger deal. But I don't know. Yeah, I mean, because you know, as soon as Cheeks McGee walks in, the mom's like you know, you know, so it felt like just like here's here's how these conversations. Although I don't think that mom is going to be ruled by anybody, but what I feel like that was one that Rachel told her about you. Yeah, I'm going to get to the well, it's everybody's storyline. Yeah, you know what I mean. It's like, Peter, are you ready? Eric, you've never been in love? And then Brian, you know, is your in your back? Yeah? And the answer is yes. And she's going to kill you. She already told you. I cut you won. The family comes first, the family comes in, so uh, he says, over time we get better. I love her in a way unconditionally. Um, I want to provide, protect and take care of everything. I'm ready to settle down and um, congrats to you, he said to the mother for being with your husband for thirty eight years. It's a privilege to be in your presence, which I thought was so that was a great line. It was so sweet. That gave me the chills. It's such a smooth line. And the mom said, how would that look for you family? And he said there was a lot of seas. He said, commitment on all cylinders, compromise, communication, have to crunch, quirky pies, Corky and Chris rock again, Kristin chenowith Um, sacrifice, understanding, and happiness. And then he said, Mrs lindsay, I want to ask you if I have the permission to ask you to ask your daughter's hand in marriage. And she said I feel comfortable with that thought everybody open floors. Well she I did think The mom said this now a couple of times. She didn't actually say I feel great about you proposing to my daughter. She said if I feel, yeah, I feel comfortable about my daughter's decision. She doesn't want any of these three no, I mean it was it was like she was just like, well, you know is doing shots and I drug list just to feel I'm sure that dad is terrify. So then so then they leave. He gives a bro hug to the shitty brother in law um and or the bro the brother in law gives him a bro hug. I feel and then he says, I feel accomplished and I feel better. And he said to her, you'd be good, You'd be great, peace and love, You'd be great. It's like I've said before, it's a miracle season. I mean, I just love. I love after you said that. Just he's so and the thing is that he's not trying. These are things that just come out of him organically, and it's one of these sweet things where I don't know if if it seems like he's now he's had all this in him and it took Rachel to bring all of this out. I don't know if he's doing the same with Rachel. I don't think so. And so I kind of if it doesn't work out with Rachel, I want Eric to meet someone where you know she's bringing, you know, like he's like it. Just I don't know if they're compatible like that. But I felt protective of because we have met some of the contestants and he's so lovable and he's so handsome, and I just thought all the wrong like now that we met, like all the wrong kind of ladies are gonna be like, he's gonna have ladies and he should partake of that. Why not for a little bit. But you hope that he finds somebody is bad. They're not gonna know they're not. They're not not too in a row, which which is very sad. It is sad, But we don't know that top on his way out, he'll be like, no, two black people in a row, I know no. They would probably the one piece of legislation Trump signs black bed rooms. I think we're all in agreement. I can speak for my people. People in a ditch anyway. So they're they're back at the shitty Hilton and it's time for Brian, and Peter says, well, Brian's wearing the magic watch. That look, it's an ugly watch. My brother and I looked it up. It's like an eight thousand dollar watch. So Heightener said a hundred thousand dollar watch to me the other day. It's not a hundred thousand dollar watch, doesn't he said it on the air. It's a bright bright I don't know how to bright ling. Yeah, okay, it's like an eight thousand dollar watch. Um, it's ugly. I agree the band. It seems like if you're underwater, you could find your way to the surface. So then she he says. Then Eric says, he's been wearing it every day. That's okay. I'm not mad at you, brother, do your thing. If she didn't wear the watch, but he wears his, but that's not happening. That would oh, that wouldn't have been anything. But she wore the watch. You see what I'm saying. And it's like, we do she did. She wore the watch. He wasn't gonna not wear that have been weird. I would have been like, well there's and here comes the greatest moment of this season. Peter in his lane of honesty. This is not a Caddy guy. He is a very upfront guy, says to Eric. Well, you know, I'm not the biggest fan of Brian. He's yeah, he's got that confident in Miami swagger. But you know in Miami they got a lot of fake boobs, fake asses, and fake cheeks. For the way. You can't like, oh no, you did not go did? I loved it. I was like, if that's the one time in his life he gets Caddy, My perfect time, my brother, my brother who's now only seen too, but it is so fully And he turned to me and he's like, yeah, yeah, we paused my sisters like cheeks, No, what's his cheeks? Cheeks? I know obviously would be the lips. You got fake lips. Oh my god. Do you remember earlier on this podcast when I didn't see the cheeks? Yeah, I didn't see any. Now it's all I can see. All treated me like I was being a lunatic. No, no, no, I didn't say like I can't, like I'm not good at that. But now that's all I can see. It's gotten crazy cheeks before you noticed, and now it's like those magic book things where like once you see the thing, you can't unsee it. I think maybe when he went to Miami and he got the haircut his mom hates, uh, maybe he got a refill on the plumper he was he was with the source of the plumper. Yeah, he was with Oh god, that was like, I literally my heart is racing my brother and ice cream and Hi fiving. He gets I can't wait, so uh so I got nervous. And again, my brother's never seen the show, and he was like, look at her. First thing. She's like I'm bringing you to meet my friends, my like my friends and because friends first co worker, second, terrace it and Lauren no, the other guys like, yeah, we went to a baby store in the top of the tower. He gets to her friends. Exactly, that wasn't a good sign. It made me nervous. And yeah, the ladies they'd all hit the dry bar, they had blowouts and their cold shoulders friends the superd a full blowout. They'd gone to like Blushington and gotten lashes off, and then outcome the mimosas and it's all just like loose lips and everybody's talking and the wind is making their hair look like crap. Exactly, I got all of them. They were like, I just gotta fucking forty five dollar blowout and now I have to like the wind is everybody exactly thank you for nothing and so and then she's hanging on Brian. My brother goes look at the body language like sure, her arm is all over Brian and so and they're like, we've never seen you like this. I know it was awful. So she starts out. They go telling me about Bryant and he goes. She goes, you know what I like about Brian. She's like, it's like he's just a a smart fucking lady. And yet she goes, he's no gimmicks, no game. It's like this motherfucker is all gimmicks, all games, part cheesy seven. God, she's I thought he was a douchebag. I thought I was like, back to I rewound it. I was like, did she just say he was a douchebag and he hadn't heard that before? You go with your gut exactly if your initial reaction is d bag. Yes, he is pursuing her the hardest, though, and she likes that. They're all called it from day one with her type. She likes alpha, she doesn't like weakness. She wants confident. She's the first bachelorette that has never driven on one of her dates. The guys always dry. That's the father, don't you think that's oh my god? Yeah, and she wants a guy like the way he kissed her, the fact that he wasn't like she wasn't like good out, like get the funk out, like that first confident tongue violation that she was like, I loved it, and shove it deeper. And she first goes, he goes and she goes, are you bad? Are you bad? Are you bad? But am I in danger? It was like I love the Bachelor and the Bachelor and all that all that stuff, but it's when the tongues come out that I just can't. Peter had a few moments that I was like, I know, I know Heightener likes all that tongue kissing. I'm like, he does, he loves it. The Heightener is like hilarious slash you know, yeah, he's discussed. He's a little creepy gross yeah. And I couldn't. Oh my god, And I can't wait to go. I can't wait to see him again. I was tired him this morning. Here. He loves you as much as you love him. He was like, he couldn't. He loved you and paget Rob come on next, and you have to be you know, we got invited. He's busy. You weren't trying to work it out. Next time, we'll book around you. Next time. We just want to hang out with you. We'll book her on you. We're gonna book her on your touch you. I just did so some of the lassits so um. So then he goes so then the so he meets the family and they're like tongue kissing all the way up to that fucking mansion. She grew up in a mansion, that is, yeah, she he grew up in a mansion, so that and then she goes. He goes, well, I'm my mom's only child. My mom's only child, so let me go. Is that other woman who was there is that his dad's child? Like what does that mean if they've been to their forever years my mom's only child. I couldn't add it up. So then um, he goes, I love my mother dearly. She's the number one woman in my life, always the unconditional love. And then he said to me another scream discuss, like he said to her mother's face, I want to love the same woman over and over for the rest of my life. That was the grossest a boner again and again with these cheeks, Like when I say love, I mean yes, I'm in a finger blast daughter over the kitchen, over and over, right above the garbage, because I can't suck my mom and she's the second best woman. I'm a in the onsuite bathroom. If I if you and I were dating, and I said, you know, my mom's a number one woman run for the hill. Yeah, it's just a flare gun in my back pocket and started shooting that flare off. You don't want a guy to hate eat their mom, but you don't want her to be number one. Weird, weird phrasing. Don't say it like that. You go, yeah, I love my mom. She's a great lady. She did a great specially when you're thirty seven years old. She said number one woman in my life. There's red flags and then there's like a red tent where she was like, Nola Merkel is the number one. I'd be like, can we get married to me? Understand that? I understand straight up? Keeping Europe together? Somebody needs to come in somebody, Okay. So then um so then oh, here comes the best part. Here comes the best part. I don't know what was going on. I don't know what that was. Oh that's weird. Okay, so then this is this is this is the moment. Clearly Rachel told her terrifying mother about his terrifying mother. Producers did. I think Rachel did, because I don't think she could be manipulated by the producers. I feel like she was like, honey, that's a r I they were and the other Well, I think she heard about how it went with Olga and Olga said I will kill you, and like, I think maybe Rachel told like I think she knows Rachel really likes him, and she's like, honey, that's not good. Like she think she heard about the mother. That's like, we're not it's about the family. You're marrying the family. So she goes in a marriage, when you and your when your wife and your mother bump heads, where does your loyalty lie? And then and then he and then she goes, well, if you can't choose, where is the priority? And then uh and then they were like and she was like, mom, he just answered that like it was the most awkward thing. And then he starts going, well, I felt like she was my girlfriend after the week. And they were like, what do you mean girlfriend after a week? And then literally he they started grilling him. He excused himself and then wait, wait, wait, hold up that that moment that you described with the mom, if what you know? He says, wife like it was hard for him to say yeah. Then she asked him again and that when Rachel was like he said and he literally was like Olga, like he literally was about to say mother. It really was like that. It really he waited. There was a huge clause, and then Rachel was like, he just answered it like because it's not going to be her, It's not going to be the mom. You know. I thought that was like such like I literally like he was gonna say a mother, a very very political answer. And then she took like a couple words out of his super long essay about the answer and said, well he answered it. Well, no, he said, a bunch of other ships around you think was the answer. He knows his mom's going to watch the show and yeah, And I guess the thing that sent him out that she was like, shut up was they said what oh, because the fucking brother in law starts just getting another This is when I was like, yeah, mr, he goes, what qualities does she enhance in you? And then they go you're in a bubble. This is in front of him, and then the fight with the mom and then uh, we need to get comfortable in the way. We we needed some clarity. And then she said, well, what more did you need to know? So he leaves the uncle still eating the brother. The brother in law says, um, oh god, he was such a Dick, and she said, you're approaching it from an emotional level. She goes, you know, I'm not. She goes, you are, and he goes, hold lot of seck your mother. Your reaction to your mother was extremely emotional. And it's like my brother goes, he looks like redhead Fred Armiston on Portland Ya. How could you not approach approach it emotionally. And the fact that Brian, they were like, what is it about Rachel's He's like, I gotta go take a dump. I was like, where is he going? So weird it for so long, but it wasn't like talking in a minute. It was like I think he really just did go to the bathroom. And yeah, when did he say legacy? I wrote down legacy. I can't he used the word like starter, legacy or something, and I literally was like, he said the word legacy. The looks she was shooting everybody, the look she was shooting everyone, it was like new role, new role. If you're Ginger, shut the funk up, ger All Ginger, shut the funk up. Because she was panicking, because you could she could tell like anything, she likes him the best, she likes him, he wants to be with him, and that family was like, oh fuck no, yeah, they shut it down. Shut I mean the coutaway looks to the family were amazed. I mean, no one that sister was gonna kill him because everyone can see everyone is on the same page with Brian in the entire world, except for Rachel because she's seeing which wants because she wants to him. Yeah, so bad out. I hope he's bad in bed, he's not. What if his cheeks fall out, you know what I mean. I mean I would probably find him disgusting in bed. But like if she liked that kiss you like she like he does it for her, like she has like a little little yeah. But then it all amounted to nothing because then after that the family kind of like like sorry about that. Sorry about to come under fire. It was somebody said who said to her, hit your boy pretty hard. Good to see how much you care about this individual who said that. I think the ginger said that because she was like, you know me, and I'm going he doesn't know you, I know, like, and I like him saying this individual hit your boy pretty hard. Good to see how much you care about this individual who talks like that. Someone who has been through it before already. I'm telling you he's got some sort of deranged like Stockholm syndrome. The brother, Yeah, so he's outside talking to pregnant, big color but jeweled caller sister Constant, and then he goes, I'm falling in love. He's like, well that. She goes, well that it's fast and because well, I love this family already. She because love this family. You've noticed that you've already been Within an hour and a half that was in he was like throwing the L bomb around about neighbors and every like it's like, I love your shoes, I love you, I love you, I love your onborn baby, I love the outfit that I chose, I love this carpet, I love the film Blade Runner, I love pe uh. And the mom says, um, tell me about some red flags. And then she says, I absolutely feel like I'm falling in love with Brian. And the mom the mom was like, she was like, do you you don't think you can fall in love after a month, And the mom was like Nope, no don't. Yeah, yeah, I I you know, I wanted the mother to be like the mother was like not having any of this like sort of fast love and I felt like the mother was going to be like, I'm still trying to fall in love with your father. It's taking me thirty eight years. Like I feel comfortable now, like I would say, I'm falling in love with your father. But like it was she wasn't. She said, like the word love is really like that was like a trigger. Rachel says in a British accent, does that make you uncomfortable? And then Ryan goes to the mom. He did not ask in the proper order. He says, I will be proposing to your daughter at the end of this if given the opportunity. He didn't say I love, Like if I'm given the chance, I would love. He said, I will be proposing to your daughter, and uh, yeah, I didn't. Yeah, that's the other two guys, right, It's like, oh no, I will no question. And she gave the same answer right where she was like, I means confident. Anything else about about the Dallas before we go to larioh okay, let's get to meels up. Yes, And I love the I love the picture of the plane going to Spain. Just for the dummies in America, don't know where put on your best cork wedges. And hot jeans because we're going to sneaky snake. You have no shame snake in the It's my favorite thing. Thank you so much. I should have warned you that is ny. I can't say. The only that's the only good impression that I do is Kenny angry. I like, I like, I like your old girl. I am. Then chalk, you go on this choke and you love so many there's so many women, so many women, you've dated so many women? Have you lost weight? Did you cut your hair? You look good? Oh? Okay. So then we're in hot Spain. My French teacher told me he would pass me if I never took the class again. So I was so disruptive and bad at accents, and like NC, what state is Spain? In? Okay, in Chicago. So then we feel all the bells are going. And by those three bells, she says, I knew I will fuck three men here, and they all we see all three of them prepping, lying, each one lying, getting their fucking sucky, fucking bed. Sorry you can cut that out. That's disgusting having Okay, each person getting their love making arena prepped the the octagon for whatever goes on and yeah, you're talking like you have to set up chairs or something. Stand. So then she says, if all goes well on this date with all three guys, then I will offer the guys the fantasy suite and we will get alone time. And I plan on taking full advantage of every second I have with them because I need clarity to sort through my feelings to get to the one. And never did I ever feel this way about three men at once at the same time. And I will three men and clarity equals organ Yeah, I need to know who's gonna bone me. Well, be seeing stars, girl, that's what you're gonna be. Yeah, she has told you know what I mean, like, how can you possibly go into a proposal without banging them? You have to. She's also very religious. I mean, did that lay in and a church? Going modern? Super physical? She's like physical touch is very important, Okay, very important. So then Peter, Peter has his Okay, so we're slipping in, we're walking, we're walking just a ho ho. So that Peter's walking down this street and my brother goes wholehard hold the presents. That shirt is a fucking deal breaker. That T shirt that had the one camel pocket. You said, you said, Dave, you said, where's he hiding? He's not hiding. You can't hide with that one one pocket is that camouflaged? You can't go hunting in that shirt. You can't. So what's the camel for? But yeah, you can't keeping. Yeah, he had a bad shirt. He had a bad shirt in Dallas, like a T shirt that was covered in roses. He needs. He might have gotten them at the salon. I've got her that Benatar haircut. Maybe there was, like Rachel got her eyelashes. Yea, the green, the green. She loves a green shadow. I mean, she's a gorgeous girl. But the green whoa come sneak? S Nick is nick is neck a snake? I like a green shadow too. Reminds me of field behind ship Let's stick. So then where Russia shadow eyes you? What did that mean? I don't understand that at all. So the first bone zone up is Eric and she's weared. Eric's never been a lot like, Okay, we get the storyline. We get the storyline. Um, the helicopter is there and um, and then it's so cute they go one on one full of fun, Big rag Biggie play a player. Ray Jack the cutest and then their wine country there in wine Country, and so they're hiking and she is in She's just hiking in the highest heels ever. And then they walked to the top. She's like, I could. I could do this every day. It's like, yeah, anybody could because it's fucking helicopter rides the prettiest place ever. East ends behind her kind of like dry humping her from behind over the wall. She looked good in those geans and I mean, she's no Swedish Latina overall. Can you do? Can you do? Probably? Um uh orga, Oh my god, god, I was nervous for that. I legitimately my stomach dropped a little. Did I get it? Did I get it? Thank you so much? Will you? Scooed them puppets in Miami? This readership in Miami. I am choked. You go on that job. It's like sampling. I do sampling. Okay. So then so then they go, She's like, what they did? And they got to the top of the hill and then when they do they they they made the wish and it was so cute and she says, what did you learn about me? At my home to home day? She likes to hear a lot about herself. And then they ring the bell and then um, he says, what a time to be alive. But with you, but with Rachel. I mean it's just everything that he says. I'm like, you're the best. I'm so in love with you. So then he says, but the moment was the hot. Yeah, she said, all comes back to the hot. Yeah, chemistry, eye contact, emotional, um, so vulnerable and she's choking up in her eye make up again was on point listen to this, So I guess they're at dinner now, and then they and then she goes, how do you feel? And um, and he says, you embody everything that I have? What ever? Funny that that conversation. First of all, I thought she was gonna take him out with those eyelashes. I thought she was gonna scratch his face. But um, but then she's like, but you know, how do you feel? Like? I just, you know whatever, I just feel amazing in what wait, like name three words? Like she's just like prompting. She really wanted that I love and a part of me is like, if she doesn't pick him, it was like, you're forcing this guy to say it you're making him say it, and then if you cut him like she like Eric repeat after me, Yeah, I love you. She was literally forcing him and then he said it. He said, I'm in mouth. He says, I am in love with you. I try to run um, but that's not happening anymore. And I'm here and this is it. I'm here for you. So Rachel Lindy, I love you. And then they out came to Chris Harrison letter where's the fucking skeleton key? Where's the kid? Kid? Yeah, Stone, where's the skeleton key? All right? So then he says all in for the wind and uh. And then they go back to the hotel again. It was no sandals Jamaica. They just like a couple of they put a couple of vote of candles in, some attempting to be POUTTI hotel and then um, and then she says I'm going to take the night, or somebody says, I'm going to take the night to go deeper and open up more. And then the lights went out and then their lights came on, and then the fuck me bed was right there and she was wearing a onesie, a doctor Denton wendie. I had there. I did. I took a picture of the bed. Um, it's actually gonna be our fly here this week? Are you kidding me? Look at that basically, and they're like in case America, in case you weren't certain, they bow'd like yeah exactly, and they really got at it, and that that bedroom wasn't any wider than the bed like other seasons they've had, like dipping pools again, yeah, even the Yeah, it was super not romantic. Yeah, this was like you get the bed, you get to vote of kids, the budget. Then they went to a youth hostel. I can I'll be the viceroy guys, and it was right there, like the bed was right there. But they clearly banged. And then I enjoyed at the very end of the tail end of the episode where they couldn't talk because the bells and the bird, she seemed like hungover and irritated by sound. Yeah, I like that, like that before sex. Actually, Yeah, I quiet to focus. Don't say my name, don't say my name. I really I was kind of bum We didn't get a me like I know they usually. I felt like they kept it classy for them. Yeah, they didn't have time to a d R it later you know they will for Brian, they add it, all right, So anything for anything else, Katie, anything you want to say about Eric's Fantasy's okay. So now we're down to Peter. Now we're down to Peter, and and I look at my DVR and I realized we only have I know, I know, I was panicking. I was saying, I'm like, what the what the fuck? We need to have two sex scenes in the next episode. Yeah, we better, we better? He better. Well, he's at he's at through. I feel like, and there's no way she was gonna let She was either going to cut him, but in order to stay, she wasn't exiting that room without him boning her again. Yeah, I wonder I cannot wait for the transition line because they're just like not saying it's a tough pivot. And what is the pivot line gonna be? Well, I have you here, take your pants off, exactly, take your dickie lifted, dickie up man, dickie, shove it in, and maybe you'll get closer to an engagement exactly. So Peter. So then so then this is he shows up there at a vineyard and he says to her, well, that's the wrong thing to wear in the breeze, and I'm like, bro, yeah, I'm like bro, Like he's so fucking practical. I'm like, Peter, even, I'm falling out of love with you and I've been your die hard since everyone that you were boring, and I was like, so on board. It's like, you don't tell a girl just sexy for you, she put on her vineyard fuck me pumps and to go with that, you're not wearing a practical outfit for the breeze. But he actually isn't ready for marriage, because you don't say that to your wife. No. No, I woke up and check the weather and I decided to go with this outfit. It's surprising that you're going with something that doesn't do well in this weather. I mean, I wish you'd texted me before because we could have had a whole conversation about what kind of love your blazer. Look At the line he's fully lined into. It's like it's like a like a barber shop, fully lined inside the whole inside his line. Yes, ma'am in the seven peters, you know, Yeah, so he was. He was once. He bowed her once, He once once the dry hump or not so dry. Hump happened in the hot tub. I feel like he lost his pepper in his pot. He needed the thrill of the like they didn't do him a favor by letting it happen. Maybe they did that because they wanted him to be the bachelor and they let him her early to get it one. How could be the bachelor if he doesn't want to exactly, Like that's what makes snartive and feel like is he going to be able to learn to love? But Nick could love? And Nick was like, I've stopped loving. I've loved, I've loved out, I've loved everybody too hard. I'm moving above the grove and I've just given up. Yeah, I think that's a huge risk to have him on as a bachelor if he can't get there because he's not playing the game and he's so practical. So there they are, they're in the vineyard and they have the guy who's talking to them in Spanish, singing, and then they give him the skeleton key. I'm thinking that's passion, Like Peter, this guy is fucking serenading them, talking in Spanish. They don't know what he's saying, but like, that's passion and there's dead fish Peter standing there looking handsome. But like that song went on for seventy I literally was like, I'm gonna go get a snack, come back in Rio, still singing, Oh my god, oh god, I'm wrap shuffle off the dusty trail. And it did not go anywhere. There was no punch. Oh my god, it just trailed off. And he's like, I missed my wife. She's in the winery somewhere, buried under seven Rio. Here's the key, go fight. I haven't seen anybody actually a human body in seven years. Oh my god. He gives him the key, their own wine seller for rock Hill and Pedro and uh. And then that was sweet. And then they go outside and he's like, look, I'm just I'm not going to propose or not. And then all of a sudden, this little girl comes up and cock blocks them. But then he realized it was actually the producers doing him a solid, because this fucking dead fish needed to have a sexy date. He needed some alcohol, he needed to get his feet in the grapes, he needed to fucking loosen up. And then finally, and she finally had to say based me, and he goes what and she goes kiss me, Peter, kiss me, you fucking bobble head. Shove your gun cold, say, shove your goddamn tongue in my fucking throat. Are you alive? You have a pulse? And then he was a big open out. Oh, she likes his kissing style. It's just similar to Brian Blue. It's like a guppy moist lip. Just yourself, don't drink wine. They're stepping on yea. So then it got kind of hot. They were sexy. The little cock block leaves otherwise known as a child, the tiniest cock bloves and then do you have any cockblooks? The tiniest cock block of all leaves us rio hot and they go. So they go, they go back to the Hilton Espanola, And at first it felt like it was good. He pulled out the cork and party. He was like, motherfucker, you should have written on the cork, don't make her, make her You and you were at on the cork. It's like it should have said like like she got teary eyed. But then it was like, and here's a fucking sharpe, you know, here, and here's a job for you kind of said like the first day for the rest of my life. Like it's like something that was his opportunity. Even I want to cork you some bubble head, get it. You would be a great cork mate, coming in with the romance. You know what gold posts through your car? Oh my god, I wish I wish we could both be the best at the same time. Amazing, like what like what Caitlin and ding Dog did, but neither of us get kicked off. I wish they would just done the whole season with both of them my art and that's like my dream. You got the dudes, I'm like the yeah, and then we compare notes and you think everyone's swappy. You mean the slippy slappy swippy swappy. You wouldn't have you would have made out with crazy Alex the Magician mathematics in like fifteen years ago. I'm good. I'm solid that he would be made out with earlier and removed quickly like oh what did I do? I'd like to hang out with him. I want to hang on to his top knot and like the around it like a like a worly game. So the reason she likes Brian is that he would have written on the cork yeah exactly, yeahated Cork. Yeah, you're right, she would have loved except it would have been totally misspelled. And then so then and then she was like, um, okay, before we got rudely cock blacked and made sexy time. So where do I stand on that? Funny? She has been thinking for a few hours. I want a proposal. I did not come here for a boyfriend. I want a husband and I want a family. And I could have stayed in Dallas, motherfucker. So are you I like you? I fucked you maybe or maybe not. I at least maybe had a little um and then and then and then I did not come here to just a boyfriend. And he said, well, I believe engagement equals marriage. And I know Cage's gonna get ready to be on this because this we all feel strongly about this part that she was being a fucking lunatic. Engagement niqules marriage and I just want to do it once. And she's like, I kind of feel that way too, but I think differently. I think differently, But it's like and then and I couldn't understand which, So I want to hear what you guys have to say about She's because crazy I was siding with her because I again not realistic but good reality TV. So I was like, you're on the Bachelor, You're supposed to have done this. You can't get to the final three and go I'm not sure if I want to actually do that. That's what the show is about. So I guess the part of me was like I was with her. She was like, I could get a boyfriend, but I've gone, I've sacrificed my job and my life to be here. Yeah, why couldn't he just be like, kight, cool, we could. I could ask you to marry me and then we could just figure it out. If you're thirty seven, why are you holding onto these weird values like but engagement. I only want to see it once, and I want to do it once, Likesione Peter thirty one. You can't. It's how you view the show. Like it's like you're you're split because you're like, Okay, it's a game show. You want that big moment at the end. But then I'm just I get too practically practical, and I think, and I'm glad I've had two days. So I was like I got her point, but like I really actually being real, like he's being real and he's standing every date that I'm not going to be forced to be and also legally binding. Have you ever ever from a woman's mouth had that interpretation of what an engagement means? It was so utterly prepositively what did you hear? What did you hear? Well, she was just like, I have a real, casual, loose definition of engagement. No woman has a casual, loose definition of I couldn't figure out what she was saying. I mean, basically, under her give me a yeah no, because it's like then under her definition, a man and a woman can just date for a couple of months get engaged, which just means we're gonna keep dating in the fall, Like are you know? It means we're gonna get married, We're gonna set a date. I know. It was interesting like that they kept saying about Eric, like he's never he's never been engaged. It's like, how many times have you to be engaged if you've never been married? Like, do you get engaged if you're married? Was don't you get engaged? Like in theory, Yeah, I feel like even dudes who were just like commitments here, I'm going to run out the door. And throw myself in front of a car. Uh have a more serious definition of the word engagement. Thousands of dollars on ring. Yeah, what did you think, Katie? You thought she was being crazy? Yeah? I thought it was like, I mean, I agree with Peter. I think you don't want to like ask her to marry you if if you aren't sure about it, and like he I think I thought he was being very reasonable about it. Yeah, and I understand that's why. But you were all right, Rob, this is a game show. This is a showy the same way that Jen Chef was like, I don't want any of these guys. I was like, how day, Yeah yeah, d like, no, We're going to just date for a bit and see what this is like. Yeah, there was an internet rumor and I need people that people tweeted at me that Joe Joe and Jordan's got married last weekend. I don't think they did. If anybody could answer that for me, that'd be great. Oh I thought they did. I thought they did. Somebody sent me links, But it seems like I think there was a fake site connected to the not like it was like actually like a really good fake I think. But I think they didn't actually get married. I had a chance to interview Aaron Rodgers a couple of weeks ago, and I had so jealous right now I could have asked him about his brother. Oh no you didn't. They don't like it would have been bad for my career. Did you like Aaron? He's a sweet guy. Yeah. He had a weird opinion about fast food though, what was okay? I was like, well, what do you prefer in and outer shake shack? And he said the habit, Like what what's happen exactly? It's a northern California thing? I think I don't know. So Katie is in love with Aaron Rodgers. Well, first of all, he I don't think he eats me. And they have a good veggie burger yeah he said turkey burger, veggie burger. Yeah, so that must be it. I like it because I can actually eat there. Astra burger has a good veggie burger burger does I'm sorry? I conversers guy, Okay, you guys, So here's my question leading up to this. So that was so awful. It's so went off the rails and a wait, that was like no, beeter like and I literally am like so guys, what's gonna happen? Is she gonna he? May I touch you? Some of those times he was he was at the end of a texedo and and so he was in the end of the texedo, Rob, Rob, let me touch up. He wasn't in the end a tuxedo. So he clearly makes it though he must have at least you mean a suit when they're all lined up. Yeah, no, no, no, but like he makes it through, he's not because he's flying. How do you pivot out of this conversation? Are they going to hump who's gonna win? And don't tell me Ibe, you know, don't you ever send me a spoiler? Or that's why I think part of me doesn't want you to go. I can't come. I can't go. I just I can't double you know, I'm not have whole Brian, And then that rose ceremony is going to be like legitimately, we have no idea. I'm not gonna gommately. I'm not gonna And if you're just in the audience, you're not gonna go hobnobbed with the various good point I suld probably a picture then go you think about all the likes you gonna get on Instagram, but how well our podcast is doing. You're gonna at some point meet her. I guess yeah, it's good either way. I just knowing is there's two big whammy's in that show. It's the first year you're right, Brian, which is gonna be like we honest to god, I have no idea. And then let's say, let's just say it's let's just say it's Peter and Brian. I still have no idea. So I think it's legitimate finale that you really honest, Beca's gonna make a great case about all of them, and we'll get the Bachelor announcement to right. Well, I'm wondering if we won't get it till the end of Paradise, maybe because last because I know they're going to introduce the Paradise cast, but we already know because everything happened, So I don't know. Advantage good advantages either way. I just I don't want to go. I'm not gonna go. I'm not gonna go, But feel free to email man if you think otherwise, and email us at want. I can't. I can't. We gotta keep it separate. We gotta keep it separate. So we can just no. I know, but I just want to see you your reactions. I know, I know we can text in between, call him between in between. Let's try to watch it at the same time and play at the same time. Okay, wait now, I'm going to thank you all for being here. Will you help us pick the tweet of the week, and you guys that there's been so many fun emails this podcast as it's winding down this season, it's truly I'm going to say the highlight of my life. This day has been the highlight of my life. You enjoy this love. You are a really great guest. You were welcome back any time. And then we need to take get all your personal informations we can talk. Is the I looks like I'm online but I can't get to the emails? Is it really weird and slow? Okay, well I'm getting there. Um, I'm going to at the very end, I'm gonna have Aaron read the tweet of the weeks that I picked out, because here we go, and I'm gonna have Aaron read it because I did terrible readings a few weeks ago and I really hurt Seth that I just want to thank people who and emailing in um uh so, here's an email Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. This is from Laura mink Porter and her husband who is going to remain unnamed. Huge fans and friends, thank you so much. I played Joey you guys for years. My husband and I love the podcast. I would love to share his theory. I'm why Peter has recently been holding back from rachel if you guys, recalling in his high school yearbook he stated that he wanted to be on the Bachelor. Well, one may think, wow, he's made it, but he's hasn't He's on the Bachelorette. Peter is holding back because he wants to be the Bachelor. I told you, yes, yes, ma'am, Yes, oh my god, yes, yes. It'sn't that so exciting? Why would you want the spotlight to fade? Stay on TV as long as you can. But but he doesn't seem like that much of allus. I mean it doesn't. He seems more really he's calculating. But he did say in his high school yearbooks that he wanted to be on the Bachelor, which is a really, really weird thing to say for such a downdoard. Now, granted we also dumb ship. We're in high school. Um, I said, I wanted to be in a bachelor podcast, so oh okay, okay, So then okay, okay, So then here we go. We appreciate and we've got so many fun new ratings. You guys, we appreciate you telling your friends about us, liking us on Facebook and iTunes, subscribing. Um, here we go. We have somebody from n l M SAT so many details it will be like you watched the show but with sound. Well. I have come to rely on my future best friends Arden and Aaron for weekly laughs at the expense of some of the greatest reality stars of all time. It wasn't until this week that I came to rely on them for their hard hitting journalistic skills. Thank you. While on my vacation with my family in Rhode Island, I discovered that the only TV in the house that had no volume Volume. This never would have happened if I booked a Janet ran Off, a little COPI little realist earlier summer rental needs Little Janey and a little comform realistates, a little competent anything like Big Comment is except for it has instead of um the gangs are of fishermen and farmers, very similar. I missed so many so white like the whitest whitest Um. I missed so many juicy details, but they were delightfully retold by the will except stros family, so I do not have to miss a beat. Could not love this podcast anymore unless it had been unless I had a cast on copper style. Here's another one. Comfort in this Storm five Stars Abbey Normal. Listen to this week's podcast while taking shelter from tornadoes in my bathtub. I was laughing away as flash floods and severe wind tour through town. We're glad You're safe and emailed in. I thought she was saying there were tornadoes in her bathtube. Dude, there's tornadoes in my paths. Just thinking about Peter. Get some gases powerful and then fine, earth shattering Vodka. Bachelor podcast five stars Bone Zone, Malone, Art Marine and her wolf Pack provide the most fun, bold and rever breakdown to the Bachelor Bachelor episodes every week. As someone who doesn't have any real life friends that watch the show, and I have no real life friends, part of the company made me feel like I'm part of an inner circle of wacky gal Pals and Rob and Dave with a hunger only Lord Harrison can satisfy. This podcast is a perfect compliment to a show that oftentimes takes itself way too seriously. Okay, here we are. We've made it down to the final tweeter of the week. Aaron, we did. You guys were so fucking on fire with your tweets that they're so funny that I threw in an extra one or two for contention because there was so many to choose from. Get ready. So basically the way we do it is we whittle it down to two and then we vote on the two. Okay, so I picked these like fifteen, We're gonna whittle it down. No, there's like six. Okay, first one, Aaron seth vats, where's the footage of Brian stealing away both of Rachel's friends for an adjustment? Must beyond the blooper reelctor everybody number two. Yes, this blessing is pointless. The pivotal moment is Brian asking his mom for permission to ask Rachel's and in marye Ah, this one's from Derrick Jackson at n O D like three one six. Eric was so emotionally drawn to Rachel in the hot tub. By the way, emotional is what he named his penis. Damn, don't uh Megan Corbett or Megan Corbett because my twin sisters spells it the same way at Meg's at Meg Corps. Fake boobs, fake asses, fake cheeks is the name of my new ramp album. And in keeping it with that, Miami Field will feature Pitie at aspiring, Kelly at Kate, Craig ten Brian excuse himself to call his mom and tell her to ignore that convo because she's number one. Mad Mama equals wife's demise, so true. Um next one, Carl Clocker's. That's a great name. Uh. What they don't tell you about the Fantasy Suite is that Chris Harrison stands in the corner the whole time staring. It's like the Blair Witch Project. I'm going to let's hear mc at mo MSP. Brian excuse himself from the table to pump up his deflated cheese. That was the last one. Okay, I'm gonna limit I'm gonna put it down to I'm gonna pick it down to three. You tell me which too, you think? Okay, I'm gonna give you the three and you can eliminate one. Don't tell you about Fantasy that Chris Harris's is in the corner of the whole time staring. Brian excuse himself to call his mom and tell her to ignore that combo because she's number one. Mad Mama equals wife's demise. And fake boobs, fake asses, fake cheeks is the name of my new rap album. Keeping with that Miami Fiel will feature Okay, so it comes down to make uh Megan Kurbit and uh Carl Clockers, will you read them again? Megan, fake boobs, fake asses, fake cheeks is the name of my new rap album and the Keeping with that Miami Field will feature pit Bull. Yes, and Uh, I'm gonna say it's my personal favorite. What they don't tell you about the Fantasy Suite is that Chris Anderson stands in the corner the whole time, staring. Okay, Aaron, so you're voting for Chris Harrison. I love Megan Megan's, but I'm going with Carl Chris Harrison, Carla Clockers, I'm gonna go with the fake boob, fake fake cheek rap album. I'm gonna go with pit Bull too. Okay, Katie Oh, ships like Mike pins at that but so nice, just like friends, and my ass is so much more exciting than his. Where they don't tell you about the fantasy series of Chris Harris and stands in the corner the whole time, staring and fake booths, fake Accidike Cheeks is the name that's that. I gotta go, Megan core Bit, fake boots, fake My new rap up, I'm Gonna Keep Me with the Miami Field will feature ple closest one we've ever had. Oh my god, Well this has been amazing, so we're leaving it out. So we think two people think Eric with everyone thinks Peter's the Bachelor. To know you think Eric and Peter's the Bachelor. I think Eric wins Peters the Bachelor. You think Brian wins Peter's the Bachelor? I think I. I God, I'm gonna go with Brian wins Peters the Bachelor. But I hope that you guy. Brian was born for Paradise. He's not going that. We know he's not going. Yeah, he really was born. So do you stick? Do you stick? Okay, I'm not going to waffle here. Oh my god, will you join us again because you're a g D delay Katie. Is there anything else you need to say? Oh, we'll post the shelter pets of the week on Facebook, but I forgot right now nobody adopted a pet and let us know this week. I've got my water colors ready to go, like two months ago, too late year, it's got to be a new one. I I'm not gonna paint year old go to a shelter and adopt. Yeah, you can't buy no fucking cras pet, some kind of a rescue and because you know what, summertime, the animals get scared. All the fireworks are running away, they're they're overflowing, so they're euthanizing healthy pets. So my water I will painting an outsider artist portrait, untalented but filled with that shin. I'm the one that didn't get into the Whitney exhibit. I am not darger. Hey, that's the outside of reference. Good paintings. Lots of little girls with dicks on those paintings though, And it was a freaking moving on. Thank you so much. Oh yeah, I'm gonna get all up in your tonight. It feels so good. I just gotta wonder to push you where you reach the room your words. 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