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I was happy to see Jorgey, but I was not happy to see any better. That's me when you hear and you're as erotic as I was at the age of drawing, you know, through all the boys. Oh my god. Welcome to a very exciting and special episode of Will You Accept This Rose? My Name is Arte Marine. I can't believe this is happening. I'm back in Los Angeles. Janet Marine of a little Compton real estate for all your summer rental needs has set me free. But boy does she like to talk about Bachelor in Paradise. I am with four of my favorite ladies in my house with all of my wallpaper and basket lace, and I feel like I've been hanging out with two of these ladies a lot because I just binge watched you, guys. I just binge watched you, and then I watched you again with my mother, who claimed that she'd watched instattionable, and then I was like, what do you think of that part? She's like, I didn't see that part. I think she slept through all of instachable. So I forced her and I was like poker if she started nodding off. This is art Marine. I'm here. I'm gonna start across from me. You made. There's also four cat, three cats I made. I made hard to bring the cats in. I meant to having an issue. This is my friend. This is my friend from Chelsea Lately. She's a wonderful stand up. She's a New York Times best selling author, but you were so fucking good, honest, statiable. You know her now as Angie Bloodell ladies and gentlemen. And I just have to say, because I wanted to say week so we could chat freely. To my right, is the rookie of the year. I mean, that's probably how your best known is from your work learning The Bachelor. She came in January, my mother thinking you're a real pistol. You were on Jesse you are. You are a Bachelor of Fisionado and you are killing it as Padel, honest, stationable, lets a gentleman on the Bloodel Ladies. I can't. Oh my god, you guys were so good on the show. Yeah, everyone's so good on it. They really are, even ourselves. Oh my god. It's hard to watch yourself. But this is the first thing I've et. I actually haven't watched something I've done in a long time. And what was fun was seeing like I enjoyed watching it because I didn't see what anybody else had done. And then and then the show is so fun that I didn't find myself wanting to kick myself in the head when it was my own stuff. Did you feel good watching it? I have like a strange complicating relationship with it as well. Um, but ultimately, like there's so much non Patty storyline. So yeah, I was able to like really like you know, it wasn't a thing where I was just like having to digest my face at all points. It was so good I got so I was like totally able to get into stuff. And you know, those are the scenes that I wasn't there for. I wasn't provd to seeing how they developed and what people putting them. So that was speaking of you got to make out with Billy Baldwin. I had such a crush on him. I used to live near him in New York City during his like backdraft years. I would stock him hard like he would. I mean, I am my dreams. I made out. I feel like I panicked and like bought a muffin near him once. I was like, oh no, you could go first, you know what I mean? That count and nailed it. It's very close, Bloomer. How was making up with a Baldwin? It was exciting. I mean it was my first Baldwin, probably probably my last. I'll assume I like, between all of us, we should like him, like the cast of in stasition. It gets to make out with a Baldwin and like, we we will not rest. Don't suggest that to Lauren or we all will like make um. I really enjoyed Choile count. Oh my god, I love Haley. I love there we go. She gotta ran on a finger. Then okay, okay, wait a minute. I love Choi. I love choice storyline. He's awesome. Nanny people who make out with people. Choi makes out with the most girls of any guy in the show. Yeah, he dies, he does, Yeah, me, Dixie, Kimmy, uh, who else? I guess them? Yeah, he has like multiple relationships show him making out with Dixie. I guess they did. They cut the really dirty, they'd cut their really they did like dress on play in the backs of the scene, and then they did like the I mean no spoiling. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, in case you go find her the things that were cut. My cat, My cat loves Bachelor in Parison. Womenute, Debbie, this is your first time watching Barachelor in Paradise. Yeah, And it feels like all of the work that I have done through and Becca's season led me to this moment, because I remember I didn't start watching The Bachelor and with me, I mean sitting in her beauty pageant sah, her smallest sash. We have new homeowner Katie Levine and Anna Hasnia. Now I remember I when I first started watching The Bachelor. They somebody was like, oh, are you gonna watch Paradise? And I was like, no, I'm not a loser, Like, no way, why would I don't understand. It's like musical chair, Like I don't get it. Why would I don't understand? And they're like, you should just watch it? And I was like all right, And then I was like, what the fun? Like, it's wonderful? Do you did you understand that? It's like like I mean, but The Bachelor takes itself seriously in the bashroom. Paradise does not. So it takes a minute because they're like, wait, are they being serious? I mean the opening credits kind of tell you that they're not being serious. Well, but there's there's just like a real landline. I don't get cell service here, okay, I don't get cell service. I literally can't get called. Okay. Then you have My mom is very very specific about me always having a landline. I have one, all right, it's um And actually I did just have to cancel it. So now I guess I can get kidnapped. Oh my god, I'm gonna come kid But actually, like I get it because I'm always been paranoid of dying, Like I just always think someone's going to murder me. And I would definitely have like no service when I needed it most. So I think it is smart to have a landline. Ryan Toaffie and I are obsessed with the murderer, am I for like, just like the generic murderer. My first year that I lived out here, when I was twenty two, I had like a hammer under my pillow. I slipped with the hammer under my pillow. Okay, wait a minute. That is traumatizing to imagine in a self defense situation, it would really go. There's no way of it end up in my hand. Yeah, basically providing, like you know what, murder if you didn't, if you forgot your weapon in your car here anywhere, like a frisbee towards them, here's the hammer. No, but you can't have any kind of weapon if you're nervous. But I had, you said pepper spray, and I sprayed it into a fan one time because I thought it was a person and the fan was on and Pepper sprayed myself. Did you do that? Yeah? Oh I was better? Yeah, old enough to you. Pepper sprayed yourself. That's amazing. Leaving the beach, but canyon. You know that I got a blood clot doing doing doing the worm over a pedal a piece of sound equipment at like the age of thirty two, a at a comedy show in Brooklyn, do a Bill BIV Devo song, and I got a blood clot the size of a like a black balloon on my crotch. Did you know that? No, I had no idea that I'm doing a really hard time finding the correlation. What do you do as an adult? Or you're like that happened as an adult? Yeah, but best self defense is like you think you're gonna come after me, Look at this crutch. You really don't want it? You don't. Okay? Wait, So, Debbie, when you see Paradise, so you you see it's like you probably are too young to have seen the original karate. I've seen the original karate. Okay, So you know how he's having Daniel like he's painting eventually and then when he's actually finally funny, you know it's like a direct reference in the show as well, how we reference an eighties movie in every episode and say there's a karate kid. Mr. I'm sorry. I passed out with my mother for half of I thought I watched. She watches it and she just goes bullshit, she's not my line. I played Regina, not my line. Not my line, I play Regina. Um. Anyways, Yes, So when everything's been laying the ground with for this show, do you like it? I really like it. It's I'm I uh, you know the way that I feel like Bachelor, you know, has like a linear storyline and you can kind of track with one couple or one person and watch their journey. Bachelor in Veradise. There's like a fluidity which just feels chaotic to me. And I remember talking to somebody who used to work on the show and they were saying, the beauty of it is like on the Bachelor or the Bachelorette, they have to protect whoever is the Bachelor, So they have to protect the fantasy that they are Cinderella. They are pretty charming there, the the one, the pin, you know, the one, whereas this everyone's a fool, so if you show up, they're not protecting anyone. They want to make you look as bad as possible. So and this also makes it interesting doing the podcast because it's also like it's it's less linear. So I say, we pick a narrative and we follow it, and then we pick and should we start with the most boring one? Tienn Colton? Yes, Okay, I know she's it's like she's the new Ashley. I it's like he doesn't doesn't like her Aaron Foley and my friend Laurie. I think he's gay. I don't get that vibe. I just think he like I think it's weird that she's forcing him to date her on a show where you're supposed to just go like meet new people, and it's like yeah and and yes, Like all of a sudden, she's like, well, what are you doing here if you're not committing to me? And he's like, I didn't, like, I didn't come here to date your wearing Yeah. So I feel like he got real bamboozled, if you will. Into it made me have compassion for him on Becca's show in that he may not have being in thinking he doesn't seem that into Tia like, because I felt for a little while of like, oh, he wanted it to be Tea. It's like, I don't think so. I think he actually liked Becca. I think he likes Becca. I think he went on a date with Tia, and I think she needs to maybe let it go just a little bit, just a little. I think that he is young. I think that, like I was really actually incredibly impressed by how he handled things with Becca. He yes, I thought that that was like, really, you know, the way to graciously kind of find yourself in this situation, Like there had to be a point at least halfway through, if not like in the final six or five where he was like, I'm like, this is not my girl, Like I am on this journey to kind of win this conquest, but this girl and I are so not compatible. Like he had to know that because he's so young and she's so like mature and ready and she's no bullshit and she's ready to kind of go through it. I met her in your eyes because I just remembered when I was talking about her, I just remembered interacting with her. I was so jealous. Dallas. Robert said that they were you were at something in New York and that Debbie got more star struck. It was so embarrassing, aren't it? It was so embarrassing. Where were you? We were at a O L Build the Build series doing so it's it's myself, Melissa Milano, Dallas Roberts, and Lauren gus as our showrunner, and so we're all speaking and people are asking questions like like thirteen year olds or like this one's for Debbie, how do you have a long and illustrious acting career? And I'm like, uh, anyone else want to take this? Like so it kind of I already found myself in a situation where I was just like be cool and serious and like professional and like go like go for the critics, which was like not our game plan on this show, but whatever. So as I'm about to walk in, and I'm like walking in and I see a girl who I who I know and I've hung out with, who is a Victoria's Secret model and I know and I saw her and I was like, oh, that's crazy, I wonder. And so I'm walking in. They're like, yeah, she's here right now promoting the new T shirt bra and then after that we have Becka in her heart and I was like, tell us that you got flustered interior. I heard myself make the noise. I found myself having to catch the tears. He was so mortifying. And then as we sit down on the stage where I finally composed myself and I was like, Okay, she'll come in like after us, like whatever, and we're about to go, and Ellis is like, hey, Debbie, what's happening behind you? And we look out the window and they're stepping out of the thing. And I hadn't seen the episode where he proposed you didn't know, And we had been doing like very corresponding press, like I would go to a morning show and then they would be going afterwards, would just say back on her new fiance. So I was very intentional to not when I decided to not watch it without each other the whole thing. So they walk out and out of this chauffeurd car from her and her fiance, and that was my reveal, and I was like, just rerembling. How did you feel? Were disappointed? Were you happy? Um? I got it. I got it based off of the statement that he issued when he got into trouble for the liking of the photo she issued. Yeah, you could tell. She was like would be coming. Yeah. Yes, Like I went on this journey and getting to know him and I want ever to him the way that I did, I was like fair. And then I like got to speak with them and that was I mean, first it was just me and her, which was great. She's like everything that you see on the show, but better beautiful. It's beautiful. She's beautiful, passionate and so like really engaging and like she doesn't feel like she's doing a bit, but she definitely has like she has that like star power where you're like, yeah, you exist in a different plane like cool. And then just like talked with him and he was I was just talking to him. He was like, I've never watched the show before. My friend just like submitted me and she was like get my friends any He was like yeah. And then I had to make a video and so I just went out where I went fishing and I just like put it up in a tree and someone walked by and I was talking to the camera. I don't know how to do this, and I all of a sudden was like, oh, I understand. You're the most guy ernest like you are so sincere. There's nothing about you that's like complex enough to like want to hurt her, Like I really think he just wanted to love Journey, So I'm rooting for them. I love Journey. I said that. I said, but the host asked me about it in front of everyone as they started the segment with me, just like, because you're trying not to cry, that's so you did that. I literally at this moment was like I said it anything. I was like, win to me, wasn't it the best? Though? It's the best. I want to be friends with her, right. I'm also really loving Becca Young Becka from that. She's a she's you remember like a few in where I was like, she's charismatic, but I don't know, people like I don't like her and I was like, I don't know something about it that I like And then I was like, oh, yeah, she's for sure stirring ship up. She doesn't get so young Beckett with the short hair, who are she was so young? Right? Right? Right? She and so and she would like pop off on people and like tell all yeah she always were the huge with a short hair farm for like three weeks. Yes, she's because she's off just like causes, which I love like online, she doesn't care because they can't control her. She's a live wire. She really is. Okay, so we're back or with Colton, so it's like so boring to even get into it. She's like, we need to talk. I want I want to find out fight for you. And he's like, yeah, this is for real. It was just like she made him say I'm your boyfriend. And then and she was like, and you know, I just didn't feel it the other day. But I didn't feel it before, but now he's ready. And I'm like, that was ten hours ago, dude, and he did it wasn't ready, so he's not ready now. And Raven, he just wants to stay on the show. He doesn't know what else to pop out of. Like she's like, I just need you to tell me something. He's like yeah. He started to leave. He was like maybe I should go, and she's maybe I should go too, and he was like okay. And then Viviana, I think and then I feel like the producers were really like you gotta get him to stay somehow. In fact that they got another one on one, I mean, how yeah, were you so bored? I was? I was so bad because I was like, what is the point of them going on a date, like God, and it wasn't even that. I mean, yeah, she gave him an ultimatum and that's the best way to start a relationship, but like, yeah, I was like, there's so many other people that are deserving of that date. Car. They were just excited to bring Raven back. I was happy to see that she was so happy with Adam. Yeah. I had kind of forgotten about I wouldn't her Instagram. It's really cute that you're like a really cute couple, and I'd forgotten that they had gotten together and we're still together. I don't know why. What I like about them too, is it doesn't feel like they're going to make it. They don't move to l A. Like I think that she split the time between Arkansas and Dallas because I think he's in death. So she's opening like like she has a little business she has, like a clothing company. Like I think if they really it's better not to come to l A's. But if you want to stay in a relationships day in Arkansas, I can attest to that. Yeah, from there, and I can tell you that, like, just don't break up with anyone if you're there, because there's nobody else around the corner. You just want that person. You're like, forget that. The other options are terrible. God, I feel like I was just with the one from Arkansas. There still their art. No, Arkansas is good. They have really good like good Southern guys. So it is Actually I'm totally being facetious because it is awesome. Like there's like, there's good. They have a good acts. Sarah, you put it. You have nice makeup? Yeah are you? I was going to say, your skin looks you've got nice lashes. I got fake lashes and tivered in Rhode. I went in Rhode Island. I think she did a good job. They are I have really there is they're just mess care up. But I got a lift and I'm very excited about lash lift. I need everyone like three months. It curls them up. It's that's because I have long lashes. I need that. It feels really good, it's nice, and then it's like and then you wake up and you just look like where do you get that? That's what I need? Girl named Stacy and did a good job. I was like, I don't want I don't want to tell you. Like a moth landed on my face like I just wanted. But it's fun though. They're exciting. She did a good job. They're good for the first four days, and then after that you have like six winky lashes falling off your face. You've done it. You've duching against your cheeks and it's pretty hard to handle. I'm on day three. All right, I'm gonna wink at you, Sarah. Come see the progress. Oh it's not it's not because underneath their blonde. Oh so it'll be real clear when Winky starts to chunk it off. So we're we're gonna all get a lift. We're all gonna get a lift. We're all gonna get a lift. We're gonna every kind of Stacy'll be so excited. How much is a lift? Don't do this, We'll cut it out. We'll cut it out. I can't remember. It's like Hunters. I think it's a little less than that, maybe like not really three months. Yeah, oh god, that's great. You don't do this. No, that's what I want. Yeah, yeah, I want. Yeah, because they can't get double chunes, well, they up my lashes. No, I just pick it everything. So I can't have gels, I can't have extend like as the maintenance is annoying because you have to keep going and then you have to lay there for like you've done this before, You've done it for my wedding. And then I love them so much that I wanted to keep them. And then a month later I was like this is oh. In my mind, I was like one and done, like this I'm gonna be I'm gonna be freaky in September as they start falling off and that'll be that. This was more like I'm in Rhode Island. Yeah, mom, let's go to the lash bar. It's like, how was a date with your mom? When I go home, I get I just get into like a yeah, even though like let's do it. And was that while Janet was at Bridge. Janet was that bird I went for Janna went to Bridge and then I can I just tell you she only knows you from the podcast. At first, she goes, she goes, you're, oh my god, look at that like a Keith. Look at his big ass. Is his name Keith? That's Keith. That's Keith. She goes, I love that you have a cat name Keith. That's Keith. I have a jog named Jim. Dude, kid, Keith and Jim just got Keith don't take the deuce of a lifetime too. Keith goes, oh, Jannet goes, your friend's got a really big part about and I was like, yeah, Mom, she's gotta She's like, your friend's got a very sultry ways. She always just talks to you about I listened to you guys as last your mini podcast with Janet Mitten's and uh wow, flooring and humbling the things that she was saying about. She loved you. I just want to say, if you're listening, she has a Janet, she's listening. I love you and I'm a fan of you. Obviously, I keep up with your life because I've asked about your bridge, she asked him about Mittens. I've now encouraged her to go online dating. She doesn't like guys her age, So if you're a guy out there between fifty five and sixty five, Janet's susprised. He's got a good business. She owns her house. But don't be a dirtbag and don't give my mom and a s TD. Sorry, Mom, I'm sorry, Mom. Anna looked horrified. It was fun. She needs a cute boyfriend, Yes, I don't think she wants one, but if if you're if you're a cute guy and you think my mom would be fun email email Okay, okay, so let's talk about the horror show that is the Goose. I hate this given nickname. He gave it to himself. What's his real name, Chris. He's such a dip shit worst. I think they all want to paradise. They didn't know that he sucked because I think it had an air yet that he was a hothead, so they didn't know him. And with the every time they do like a solo of him, and he has that Bandanna karate Kid, it makes me insane. And then he fully guess lighted, guess lit guess lighted, like when he was pursuing Tea and then when he kissed Crystal and then she called him out on it, and then he was if you looked up gaslighting in the dictionary. It was like, yeah, I mean, yeah, I'm all he just he fully has no accountability and he makes you feel like you're crazy. Yeah, yeah, that's his emma. The thing he did last time where he's like, oh no, you're right, Like I actually decided beforehand that I was actually taking myself out of this through I'm jumping you before you can damn me. Yeah, And she was like, I'm removing myself. He's like I already moved myself. She's like, well, I'm removing myself. And he's like, well, thank you. It's like you're dead the worst crystals coming off better than I wanted. She's coming off Okay, she's fine. She has a voice. Yeah, she does have a new voice. Slow talking, right, it's the voices is much better. It's back to normal. Why do they keeping well, they're doing this with everyone? Why do they keep putting the black bar? What is coming out on the bottles? Like, like are you blurring out the assholes? Your asshole's got a lift. I actually would love to know, like the network SMP regulations of like exactly how much cheek is allowed to be visible. Let's be a combo. I think it's a combo of trying to humiliate somebody, to make them look like a hooker habits for you to try to humiliate them. And also and also I think they're trying to be funny. Everyone's doing like high wait, everyone's doing I don't wear bathings. This is the whole thing like I hate bathings to take don't war bathings. Just haven't one of two piece bikini with the exception of for fucking work and now it's all over the internet. But whatever, I meant one one in like fourteen years. I just like, don't do it. And if I do what, I do it under pieces. Like so, I see these things and I don't know how on my body they would be, but like every once in a while I'll do it, and all of them are they really start just a good percentage of the way up the butt. I don't know. I don't know how it would stay. Yeah, sometimes I watched and I think what would if I was forced to go what would my swim wear wardrobe be? I mean, I have a lot of bathing suits because I'm the opposite. Even though I have like a giant belly, I just run around in a two piece like it's sucking. Everyone's like, you're welcome America. I like that. Yeah, it's terrible. And I'm able fully able to cover my entire asshole in my bathing suits. Yeah, like there are so it's it's possible. I mean I do have a couple where I'm like, yeah, I'm just not where. I'm like, I'll only wear this if like we don't have friends around, and it's just like me and John because there is they would black box my butt on the on these too, would wear those. I have one for literally for tanning. I generally hate bathing suits, and it's friends just sent me and it inspired me. I would never think I got the high waisted bikini. I thought it was gonna be tough on the quirky bod. It's what is this? It's so cute. It feels like a the Palie swim. It's the high waisted thing. I feel like I'm like a pin up girl. If you use code bone zone at pally swim dot com, do a high waisted and then and then like a like a it's very like Taylor Swift during That's exactly it exactly the Rhode Island Beach House Fourth of July parties at the inflatable slides. That's what she was dating. Tom um h h and I pray that the Kennedy It went from Patrick Kennedy who was like a boy, who was like a boy. What was she like store to him? It wasn't Patrick maybe now yeah, yeah, that's right. They had like house. Yes, she bought a house net like next to her was young, he was young. I really love it ship everything Taylor, are you do too? But it's you know, it's seasons right, and so like I feel hot about the bathing suit. Really Tom, it was that's because she was all because she was with She's got a cute because she was with that DJ. And then they had Harris he had the birthday cake. And then she went dancing with Tom Hidleston at the at the met Gala because he's because he can cut a rug and like the DJ wasn't as fun on the dance floor. She has a song about it. And then Tom I was rooting for. And then she went to meet his parents and she wore her like she wore like the Wellies. She did, like the British Wellies thing like in the Irish and the like the English countryside. And then it didn't work out. She apparently you know, um, what's his name, Calvin Harris Scottish Um, after like a year and a half, This is just what I've read online. But after like a year and a half of them immediately within the Tom kind of Hittleston moment just straight meets his family. So what I think is that that's a curse that like, if you come out of a long term relationship and you meet someone's mom very soon into your rebound with loke, it's probably going to be a curse. I have seen a few things where somebody like lives with a guy or a lady for like ten years, they don't get married. They meet somebody at like the bar or whatever, and they're like married with babies within like one year. Graduate do you think because they're not giving themselves like that's when the point at which they're like, well, I know what it's like to like do the work and play this out and see all of the reasons why I shouldn't be with this person. So I'm not going to give myself the room to feel or experience those things. I'm just going to jump in until there's no way out, and then I just gonna be in. And I feel like sometimes for guys who have a couple of friends that have done this, Like for guys, they'll do that because they're like, oh, this ended because I didn't make the plunge. So I'm just gonna make the plunge right away with this new person that I've been dating for two weeks. Um, it seems to have worked for one of my friends. I've seen some that want a lot of girls down and girls that want rings. So sometimes I see it work or I feel like guys when like you almost to commit to it, like no, this was destiny, this was the destiny. We're all in. So that thing, that phenomenon which happens, which you're like, let's do so in steady, let's become best friends, let's build lives together, and then after that doesn't work out, that state of mind that you're in in which you would say I'd get engaged, which I have a lot of friends who even young, just got engaged and got married and have beautiful, super healthy relationships actually because they decided to make this commitment and then for the rest of their life they're honoring the commitment. Yeah, they're in. They're all so it's fine. But like that minds, that mindset is that what gets people. It's that's what gets the ghost of Neil Lane Branch, you know what I mean. Like that that's like why people leave Paradise engaged, and people like leave the show like wanting an engagement. They're like, I'm gonna do it whack on track. She did a great job. You're really good. You know his birthday present came late. She just got it. Oh my god, Um, I need to know who you think is going to get I really really love I love um. This is her bridly to birthday prest I need a photo that later. Um. I love Venmo John and John John. And don't you want Jubilie and Venmo John to get married? Yes? And why weren't they talking though on this past episode? Was it just the editors they didn't show him. I think they had a lot on Monday, and then on Tuesday there was like zero Venmo John until the very so I think it was just it was just like, oh because it was the year that there was Canadian Daniel and he felt really hard for the girls one arm. I loved him to I've met him. He came to my standard show in Vancouver and well, you get a picture of us with the rookie of Vier. Look at that, Look at that. That's how you do it. That's how you do it. We just need four cats. That was the sound of a photo. Do you remember. I felt like they were going to fall in love and then it was like nothing. I hope he and do Bilie that would nothing would make me happier than if they were engaged. Jubilee did uh like computer programming in the Army. She was programming, so when she said the strange instruments, I was glad he didn't pick Caroline. I actually had the hair stand up on my arm like when he chose, because I thought Caroline felt like the more obvious, sort of like Silicon Valley. Here's the perfect Silicon Valley wife, and I'm like Jubilee was the more real connection. I'm so glad he picked her. Yeah. I like them me too. Yeah, I think that she deserves a beautiful love the story not after her, like after her like Bachelor Journey and like in the Bachelor Nation, but also like just her real world story more like when you brought her to my attention, I like, did some good and I just I'm all I want is her strength and happiness. And he is like super sincere and genuine and like he's adorable. I loved him. He feels like the guy that can't believe he gets to hang out with girls in bikinies. I know you made so such he's so suched. He can't even not and not at all creepy though, like like he's just like this is yeah, but he also super ripped. He's yes, super I was like, she was like, you're the fittest programmer, wasn't he like, oh so I think I had a little to eat today. Yeah, yeah, forced you have to look at my fat but like trying to be oh my god, you're so hot. I was sorry to see Bibiana go home. She was everybody's therapist. She needs for bartender. People have bartender. I do love her. I do. I love Wells. I do. I think like like well's meatball collab with me and I can't talk a little therapist. Yeah she is a little there, but I do love Why can't I think of her name right now? The other Prbading the bartender is the greatest. I love her on Winter Games. She trying cute. Oh my god, she's so cute. She's she's the cutest. She's the cutest. I know, I'm so happy all the time. She's so and she was so excited to see ben Wa. She's like whenever somebody from like Kevin from like I love the Winter Games like family. That's she's pure and wholesome by must be protected, maybe saying to Crystal, I know you're not a bit, Crystal. I know I'm a bit. And then Crystal did the cleansing of the stage and she did the pussy stage. She was gonna say everybody's coutters and uh. And it was just like, oh my god, key, oh, if you want to go outside, you can't go out. Man, you're an indoor cat. He said, what's up? He's like, I am a man. You're talking about sort of paradise. I just want to go play with my tools. To circle back to when you said, what would your like bathing suit? Baby paradise, And I'm going to double down on men's wear, am I Like, it's just gonna be a black one piece with a chip. I'm gonna you would have to double down a men's weear. You could almost do like a nineteen twenties bathing costume, like a men's bathing costume, a bathing costume, you have a good men'swear thing. Somebody rocked you in a suit, so about Well, it's because I have a bartering system with dresses, which like if you put me in the dress and you put me in high heels. Then we got like this one, this one, this one, so like, if it's a really special, gorgeous dress, then I love it, and otherwise than I'm always going to go for pants. But when I met Becca, as you pointed out, when this team said what would you meet Becca and what would you when you get out of the limo? And I said men's weear. Then you pointed out when you saw the picture that I met Becca in men's wear that exciting. What would you wear getting out of the limo first night? I said, I would make a mistake and that I would wear a high low dress out or a mullet dress. I would try. I went you a full mullet dress. I wouldn't make an error. I'd go for something that stood out. And I would probably do something coming out of the limo not just swimmer first night. Yeah, I would say that I would want to show off my legs a little bit, but also be elegant long, so I would do like a mula. What would your what would your cut be? What would you were coming out of the mp mper? I would you jumpsuit? This is my thing, jumpsuit at the mansion, at the mansion. Like an elegant one. Yeah, like a nice one. Yeah, what color red? I have a black one that I really am partial to you. Well, you are the premier. Think maybe a red one for He's like, great, it's very red jumpsuit. We're watching Bachelor Australia and the Bachelor loved the ladies in the ridge jumps Yeah. I didn't even see that. Keep Keeth keeps hardly broken in my lap? Yeah you can. He wants my lap. You would help if I wont, he wont, the gra grad s would stay in your lap. Um, there's Keith. Keith gim look at that face. Look at that face. Came here one. Cats are like, I know I'm not allowed to go outside, but I'm going to beg yes, yeah you're never going outside, my friend. Oh, but I want to go outside. So if you could just know, I'm gonna get you cats. That's very jim too, though. That's like specifically my dog. He'll be like I want to go swimming, and I'll be like, dude, you can't go swimming. I just called Newbert's four minutes away and he'll be like, I wanna go swimming. I'm like, you can't do it, and then I'm like, oh, I gotta throw something away. He's like, can go swimming and jumpson and now you're wet lifted two minutes away. You can just do whatever you like. He won't let you. He will let you hold him, but he will he will eat your he will eat your creats um okay. So then let's talk about Jorge and that awful Let's talk about poor grocery store Joe and Kendall. He's so sweet. He's no longer taxidermy Kendall. She she said early on, I want to not be that. I want to not be ukulelely. But then she started talking about like immediately like like picnics in a cemetery, and and I just did a full I roll. It's just like, honey, just whatever you like taxidermy, That's just that's something nobody ever really says they like, like, especially not in my life. Yeah, so would you say that? That's what I think of you as, Yeah, you're gonna be taxidermy quirky. How do they say like a quirky quirky? Yes? Is arid. During his season do you remember we were on this, he only referred to everyone quirky as quirky. Oh, he's just a quirky He's just a quirky girl. How quirky she is? Oh my god, that's hilarious. I love she. I love she and grocery store Joe. I think he may be our new bachelor grocery store job. What they well, they do a bachelor that came from Paradise. Maybe they nick nick was it's so up in the area. Yeah, they didn't go anyway. I'm hoping for a wild card. You think he's born. I think he's really sweet and I just stn't know if he's like bachelor material though, But I mean we did see what happens next week. Maybe oh yeah, so Lee, so Leo Leo's like Leo shows up and now we know Leo unfortunately, cause I loved Leo on becka season. But now we know he's a dirt bag. He's disgusting, you know that, like being kind of a gross guy and like, no, like a gross guy or like an assault Now I don't think it's like a physical assault guy. I think he's like a creeper on like like I think allegedly he put a lot of like like if you posted a photo like you know, would make that mensor look better medic Like I'm a lot of it, just like I think it was like a lot of that on a lot of ladies Instagram and they would like screen grab them and send them to Beckham Martinez. So I don't know, he don't think. I don't think he actually was touching ladies, but i'd be like, you know, what would make your black T shirt look better? Medic In between, like I think there was a lot of you know what you need just out at him nice. And then because because she's the sister, she needs an official title, like she needs to be the like she's the secretary of recon or some of the professional roaster. She is bringing it down, taking down, like no one is safe from Becca. When Leo showed up, I've never seen more women's tails wag. Like Chelsea finally woke up from her sarcophagus. She's been like passed out, she's hot as ship, no one's flirting with her. She woke up and it was like she was like it was like a wind up toy that had finally been wound up and was back in the game. Yeah, I mean, I don't think who would you want to make out with the guys that are there. If you had to make out with somebody, who would you make out with? I'd probably be a grocery store yeah, me too, or grocer Joe, however they saw it, say it, but that's who I'd be into. I think, you know what's super gross on this season to me is Kevin. He was okay on so sweaty. He's so sweaty, and he's so so clearly has like a boner for Crystal. Still. He's like, you've always been the hottest one here. You're fit, You've been the hottest when I said that from the first night, you were the hot one here. Well, just that that scene of him so sweaty, and then the chain and it's like unbuttoned shirt and him being like, which sausage would you like? To ask her? I'm like, oh yeah, then he had to eat to eat the sausage. I was like, you're sweating. You can't be both sweaty and forcing sausage on some figger is better. She was like reciting lines. She's like, well, here's what I can contribute to this bit, and I go, now, when did they start wait, when did this stuff about Leo come out? Because then then they still had him a Bachelor Paradise and they already right before I think so they already filmed it. I think they already filmed it. Okay, So it's like it's awkward. Sometimes we'll edit it to make people look real garbage, and sometimes they'll like edit it to be like very tender with people, and I feel like they could have done a better jobs. Like he's going to be pretty shitty. He was like, you can like shitty a grocery store Joe, like he threw water at him, and I don't know what. Yeah, we haven't seen episode yet. It's also like like anyone that attacks grocery store Joe, like God, like America is going to come after the thing. You don't know that grocery is on the screen Shots of your softcore porn come off on my Twitter and I'm watching somebody was watching my back pocket saying that they were watching some they were watching, like some show on HBO, and the lady goes to watch porn and the porn that she's watching is Leo. Somebody emailed us that that's good, that's exciting whatever. I don't know. Wait, so he for sure he's a porn, a porn star because he says he's a stunt guy. He does that, he does softcore porn and he like cinemax type. So yeah, so there was like he Gotaxy Okay, HEMDB right, Max sty show Blockbuster and you pick up in XIX six. Hey, one of his films, his films what imb under My Umbrella? But I don't know how Kommas spelled. I watched the trailer for one of them, and it's he gets stabbed by this woman who's like going around having sex with every one of them, killing them afterward. Oh yeah, he's in the trailer like that. I think I might watch more. So sounds like a cautionary tale. I didn't like. So he went on the day with Kendall the worst Telenova's thing when they're like they're like, all right, we need to give Horge because we fired Jorge to give Wealth the job. So now we're gonna make it seem like like Jorge has written this thing. Was it the worst acting you've ever seen? They were reaching to get those characters back in the show. I mean, did are look like he had aged like fifteen years? Lauren Laura, she He's like they all just looked terrible. And I didn't even recognize a manta at first. Oh my god, honestly I was. I was, who is Ben Higgins? And it was the worst acting I have ever seen. I can't decide if they made them do that on purpose or if they were just so bad that they were like, this is what we're going with. But obviously the bachelom Paradise wanted it to be ridiculous, but it's like, it's not even when it's that bad. I was just like, this isn't funny. So they had to shoot their fabio cover and they're kissing and they had some chemistry, I will say, little steaming chemistry into him. Pretty quickly. She was her tail was wagon hard, her chemicals were jangled by layout. No wait, that was right after what that and grocer Georgia. Yeah, right after she was like, I like you, like, I'm just being exploring this, and it's like, give me a second and easing. I wouldn't go. I hope you have a really bad time. Okay, Well, I hope you don't have fun. I wouldn't go. I hope of a really bad I mean, I wouldn't go, but okay, And then he was so cute. He was talking to Jordan's he was talking, he was talking even Chris. They were all like, bro, you got this look at your eyes. You got dreamy blue eyes. He's like they're green, but okay, you know, like and then and then when uh, and then he starts coming back and he starts kissing Chelsea and and then he says you, yeah, oh my god, that was so gross. And she's like yeah, and she's like, she just on a date with Candall. Going in to kiss her was so bad. It was so bad. And she seemed like excited just to have action. And then and then he goes, I'm in alfa, you want your woman to just kind of be yours even though he's been making out with Chelsea. That's gross. Also, you're a woman, you're a woman yours, Like, don't do that, don't do that. I don't know what girl you that's going to attract. Not a woman in men's wear, no no oh no oh no no, not that lady in this dude and the cubs yours real quick? That always that always makes me think it's whatever the dudes, these shitty dudes reveals something about how they they like have issues with their dad. That's like all I see, and they're like, well, he's not coming back, or like, well all those days he practiced playing baseball with you, Leo isn't gonna change. I can't treat all these women poorly, Chris, he's not coming back, Bartender. He disappointed your father because he didn't go pro. But you didn't take out you know what, need to take it out of grocery store. Joe's girlfriend also like, yeah, I mean whatever, the rules are the rules if you're gonna go kiss someone. She then like, you guys were off kissing people, you're not kissing other people, and then you're not kissing other people. Yeah, there is no there is no like double standard. I agree with you. I felt bad from grocery store Joe and it to I'm hoping someone else maybe pops up in paradise that because I don't really see anyone else, I think he's gonna be the bachelor. One thing I liked his how um protected. Everyone was over him and me too. Every every single person was like, you can't do that to Joe. You can't do that much a good guy they are. They're like, you can't do that to Job, but they're like, but go funk over Jordan's. Yeah, let's talk about Jordan's. Jordan's. I will say I love me some Jordan's, but he lost his ship in a way that was not okay. I mean, I thought he and Jenna were pretty cute, but when he threw that dog in the water stuff dog stuffed dog with a dolt and is crazy, like like it felt like Rue McClanahan on Golden Girls and like a pant suit it was. I mean, I love him, but I could see the early damage of like he actually likes Jenna and he didn't know what to do, I know, and then at the end he got he became was like the most real he's ever been. But my thing with him that I don't quite I can't. He's so immature that I don't understand how anyone and I don't mean this about his looks or I'm not trying to be mean, but like, I don't understand how someone could be attracted to him because you can't. He's he doesn't ever seem serious, you know what I mean, So you would be like it's like your eternal like guy friend who's just sort of cracks you up or whatever, or says awful things like that's who he would seem like to me. I don't know how you could be like intimate with him. I was just talking about that about Jordan's and Colton actually where I was like and and completely different ways, because I really think Colton is a good guy to fight anyone on it. I really think that he is. But I also think that like he I couldn't find myself being attracted to him because he's not like watching like Wells handle the situation or whatever. Less he's in a bachelor then I'm like or wills I means then being like, oh, so that's how like a man communicates watching like Colton do it and you're like you're gonna be there. Jordan feels like the boat like pasted him and he was like no, I'm good. Yeah, like I'm just gonna stay in this state forever. Yeah, there's no sexual energy. Also, I think that like throwing the bear in the water thing, like, while it was rooted in emotion, was like out of all of his high jinks and all of his like playing, that one was hard for me to redeem. I'd work for me to be like I love you and I'm rooting for you. No, I agree with you. That was the one that actually felt I could see where it was one. I could see where it was a snap that actually scared her. That was like, he's funny, he's Funny's fun that's crazy. I didn't like that one step too far. Yeah, hey, I want to apologize to all the listeners for all the cat noise because I Sara goes, can we bring the cats in? I was like, yeah, let's bring the cats in? Yeah? What could go wrong? And also I would like to say that any rustling that might have sounded like my hand going into a bag of trail mix was also the cash. You know what, now we know? Now we know podcasting with cats. We thought it was a great idea. We'll have to come about the different podcast network and I'm gonna have a come back with a different podcasting. Podcasting with cats was like my next move. It was gonna be so it was such a great idea. It's me interviewing Velma cat casting real quick. Just I feel like David has finally gotten to him, like he kep talking to anyone. Yeah, like podcat cating, podcast podcasting, podcasting, podcasting, And if I didn't get it out. Yeah, I wouldn't be This is not linear. I'm wanting to just do this now. Two things I want to throw out. Poor grocery store. Joe had to see Kendall come back in a kimono robe and no clothes from her date really late at night. That was hard. You're doing weird editing where you know that like it's not They both showed up in a kimono. He and Leo were both in kimmone. They left in clothes and they both came back in kimonos. That's not a good sign. Okay, you naked. You wearing any clothes under there? You naked? Number two, Ravens saying to t uh I don't think his intentions are good. He goes for the girl. His actions have said like, and she's right. He does go for the girl. He went for the Olympian. I'm gonna get that cat. Whose cat is this? He lucky? We're just all watching art and wrangle with cat right now. Yeah, I really hope he's just here. Like one second, I'm gonna get that cat and her just distantly. Oh these paws, look at her. You've been playing with this. Now there we go. Yeah, we're doing dental care. She said listen, Oh my god, they went crazy for the kidnap box. They went crazy. Um, when she said listen to your God given woman intuition, Raven to Tia, Yeah, we're podcast thing right now. I mean I liked, I like she is giving her advice to get away from him because she doesn't think it's the right move. But um, but I felt like, again, that was just another person trying to force Colton into a relationship doesn't want. He doesn't want to be trying to be a gentleman about she was actually trying. No, she was trying to get her to be like, this isn't for you and and and you took it as oh, I just have to make him say what Raven just said, and then he doesn't want to hear it. She like he's trying to be a gentleman. He's been trying to be like like, he doesn't want it, she doesn't want to hear it. I think that, Yeah, Colton just takes things seriously. Like I think he's just like in his life and in his whatever career, it probably requires more intentionality and like being very serious to like have not had an actual relationship, so like at this point, I don't think he's going to jump into the first thing that seems appealing, like and you know what if it ends badly, Raven's gonna cut his penis off and he can't ever lose yeah, amount of nowhere. And it was just silent. She just stared at her. It was like anger. That's right. So Raven walked in on her ex cheating and she told this to Nick on their first big one on one day and she that's right. She caught him in bed and she took her high heel off and like beat the girl like a full country song like yeah, yeah, said yes she did. Leo will be playing the party. Do you remember she said she's back in Paradise where she had her first orcastle. Yeah, but that was lapland she said she had it and laugh. So she did remember that whole mom talk. I think that was a way for her to asprociate Nick fail and say I had it from Adam, not you. Nick. Um. So, okay, I need to talk about the fact that Kenny was heavily pursued. Um that Kenny had he had for a little while. He had the woman who was studying to become a doctor, Jacqueline and then Bibiana made the hardcore pursuit for her him, but then Annaly's I started. I started to create a root for Analy's because she's so desperate. It's hard to watch. She's so sweet, but she it's they just I feel like these women are coming there and the guys to like they're coming there like this is this is like if it doesn't work out here, it's gonna be fine. Yeah, Tanner, I'm seven, I need to be jading Tanner. Yeah, they all want to be they all want to be Carly and Evan or didn't Tanner? I do you think that she stands a chance with Kenny. I don't. I just I don't see them as a fit. I like them both separately, but I don't see them together at all. He seems a little too like not together, but just he's a little more round, emotionally mature. Yeah, he's ground. So I don't know that it's gonna that's gonna pay off. I arted cratching him being pursued though we met him last year and outside Land and we loved Kenny. He's from Rachel's season. Yeah, he's a dad, he's got he's a single dad. And he left because he's basically needed to go like take care of his kid, which Kenny, he's so sweet and cute. We did karaoke with him really, yeah, yeah, he's great. We didn't and we haven't cracked. We even't cracked this in some ways, sometimes cracking it is fun, and then sometimes you crack it. Then you feel bad because you've been talking and you're like, oh, hey, I'm actually glad that we never ended up becoming friends with Becca, and I think it's better I need to not. I want to witness the hurricane from the outside. That's and then it was interesting like doing some podcasts with them because we realize when like you're talking about their friends to be like somebody coming on and like talking about an episode in stage of all being like Chris Coram and you're like, hey, that's like I'm talking about everyone mercilessly. Vagina Sainclair. It would be like Vagina. I love that Regina. Vagina is like a thing that people put on Instagram. Gina like a Gina, not Jina, like China, like a Gina, not a Gina. Oh my god, how good is a Lissa Milana on the show. She's really good she's so good. Yeah, she's very good. She uh towards the end without like doing spoilers, like brought so much like effortless humanity for the viewer into a really conflicting situation and that the same thing as like just a commentary of like relationships and dynamics and anogamy and infidelity and like open minded like just all of it. There are people that I know that are incredibly conservative, who are very against a lot of the plot points that people found themselves in. And I think Asa and I mean Gorham flawlessly lovely and Dallas of course like really brought people into this clay like and all of a sudden, I'm rooting for something that I've been talking so good And I know it's funny watching it because we all play different instruments in the orchestra and I'm like, wow, we're on the same shop. My ride is so much different than like this is such a different journey. It was like, wow, that is a completely different watching we're on. It's yeah, we're all we're all different instruments and they were and you need all the different instruments and I'm like, oh my BD, that is such a and like I was like, wow, God, I just watched him because she did such a good job. And without giving any spoilers away, you young lady. You made me cry at the end so good and I don't want to give any spoilers away, but I will say, there's you and the senior we need. Oh my god, I can't. That was a lot. Loved that. I've now watched it twice because I watched it the first time and then I made my mom wake up and watch it, and uh, it made me laugh so hard both times. The running and Wolfee Wolfee in the Woods, I mean yeah, And the best thing without spoilers again is that the end. It is like I was like, oh my god, it was like riveted because I haven't seen it what happened? And Dallas too, Yeah, well that's riveting. And then all of a sudden, all of the tension goes away and you start cracking up at the exact at the very very end, you know what I mean, and you're like, oh my god. And then there's one final which is like, also amazing the show It's so good. No, it was so just to like be I mean, this is this is now an insta podcast. Um, I had not seen your scene in the Hummer. I had just read it and it was truly flooring and hum like also Hot teen were Wolf seen in the Cardboard Box. I was like young James last of It, who was chrishing on the show earlier today, and we were talking about the lines, and he was like, I couldn't keep a straight face. I could, Oh, that's your timer, that's your timer. Um, but that because it's time to wrap up, okay. But also, and then I will say, it's something that I've heard a lot from people, and from people who I know very well, is that they buy into Patty's journey and go on the ride, and it's very strongly informed by understanding with the dynamic as like between Andree, and that there's no good guy or complete good and right decision that either of us do. Like it's not like bad mom, good kid. It's it's as complicated. Yes, my mom wants to know because she thought you both did a really good job. But this is coming from Jannuerary in a little comfrom ard Island, from a little comfrom real estate onewhe but just by the house of her, just by a house. We gotta keep ourselves And I just wanted she wants to know. She said that you guys did a really good job, and she wanted to know if you guys could cry on cue because she was impressed that you guys had tears um every scene in Mother Daughter. It was the first time that had happened. I had had one scene before Mother Daughter Patrint where I had to cry, and that day I just was not I just couldn't and I couldn't connect to it, and I ended up having anxiety at the fact that I couldn't cry, and so it came across like a panic attack, which when you're telling yourself like it's okay, you're not dying, you're not dying, don't go there, that actually simulates crying. So it was fine in the Mother Daughter scene. Every single time that I looked you in the eyes and did that scene with you, you made me genuinely weep, Like me as the person in the scene, I had the same thing, like I need you. It's very it's hard. I mean sometimes you just sort of like connected with it and you can just say here. But there's some days after, especially after a few takes, where you're like bring on the mental blood and feel beause you know it's lost. It's like something at times the question. Yeah, I was lucky enough. I think he always gave me something to I think there was also one scene maybe was there a scene where you, I don't know, this is spoiler. I feel like you're come me own a hallway. There was something with Bob and you walk in those one tier. Oh yes, he pushes me out of his office, and there was another one she goes another crying queue. Was that a crying care or was that a mental blower? That was a cry on queue because Dallas had actually yelled at me, and it was I mean, that's what acting is. But like there was a moment where I was like, I was like, that's that's her ful Ah, she might hire you to do her TV ads for people crying for over the only quickly just actually one of my face just I just love my rentals so much. I enjoyed this time. I enjoyed my riding. I enjoyed the clams and enjoyed a little clown test. Oh my god, you telling Billy Baldwin that like struck a very personal cord. But also just that youre telling Baldwin like that was fucked up, Like yeah, loved that in a place that no other show. I loved that. Now we're one with a fan called stuff. That reminded me of in Thelma Louise of like, well you got a really fucked up idea of fun. Yes, queen, yes, yes, my favorite. I boop you. Oh my god. Okay, alright, alright, we have the thing. Okay, wait a minute, Jordan. Jordan's okay. So then she goes, he go, we're back. He could, she could. Jenna goes out with Jenna goes out with what's his name, the French guy, Frenchadi. He goes. He speaks French. I speak the French. I speak the language of love. It's a tongue thing. When I think of French, I think pepper lapew. This is a diet coke of French. This is a French Canadian and her kissing him on the date, red lipstick all in his beer. Yeah, I mean, you can't wear it on a date, that you're going to do that ONOS. I feel that I've been that girl. I feel like, because I like a bright lip, I fear I've done that. But it's okay, you're not on TV. Not I'm not. I'm not a very like Instagram couple of things. I'm like, oops, we made out, but we're not going to kiss in hell? Yeah, oh god, over it. I think that's harder to come back to if the other guy sees. Yeah, that's true, Yeah exactly. And Jordan was waiting and he wrote I'm sorry in the stand and he said red lipstick so he noticed, Yeah, yeah he did. And then he said and then she got back Jordan's writing I'm sorry in the stand and really big letters was like the most selfless thing I've ever seen him. Dot it was still about him, I know he was. He said, she's getting she's off with a millennial Napoleon Benoit, which I loved, and then and then and then he said, she says, who do I trust to protect my heart forever? And I'm like, neither of these guys Claire. He proposed to Claire. I mean, find him even remotely attractive? Neither? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I think it's also he proposed to Claire. He proposed to Claire pretty quickly. Yeah, yeah, he was like or something, but he didn't. They weren't even dating. She kicked him off. He stayed for that, but he was like you have appointments and you did like that German again you did not come, but I have a point of right. And then and then he did it at the afterwards, it's like, oh, you put that dark cold and you appointed man, but you did not. Ben Wall was also in love with her, like two days into win her games and he was like, you're broken me and then like le getting together dude and your dude. And then he came back and he proposed and she was She was like, yes, are those are those New Zealand couple of Australian couple? Are they still together? I think they're still together. He came to l a that was a bad call in their part. Um, okay, we're losing you. What do you need to say, young rookie of the year, What do you need to say that way? They don't hear it, but I'll say, okay, okay, okay, okay, animal, you get one. I think that what I would have to say is thank you Anna, Katie and Arden welcoming me into this Bachelor Nation. Thank you for so thoroughly uprooting my life and embarrassing me on a O well build series. Yes, um, and thank you for the Bachelor in Paradise Element, thank you for my Rookie of the Year shirt, Thank you for a time with my gorgeous freaking queens. Zerah Colona. I'm telling you if in like five years, I am a mix of you two Yes, the luckiest girl in the world like done says it's already done. Should we all three get a house together and raise you? Oh my god? One house, two house, three house, Yes, Oh my god. Pistols in got three cats, pistols in Paradise, pistols a paradous pitch it. We can get it on the podcast pod Cat. That's our podcast, Pistols in Paradise. All right, we're gonna leave it on the field to engagements. Who are they going to be too? Engagements? Uh Colton and someone we don't know yet, Sarah, Tia and Um and Julian John. You can share with me. You can come over and keep sharing that, okay. I want Julian John. Julian John. I want Juilian John. Are we standing standing? Are we standing now? Everyone's squaw was very chat That's okay, and we need a photo too, you guys. So pistol Rookie of the Year had two boogie she had she had to boogie in a boomerang right now. It's very to anyone, you know. Hearing hearing her, hearing her excitement over seeing Becca really made me feel like our our work had been done. I've never seen like the Bachelor. I've seen contestants, but I've never seen like the person. Yeah, I don't know. I can't even think who I would have seen. Are you guys enjoying this version of paradise? But you saw the original first Bachelor ever? But it was before the show was on. I I could see I hadn't. I mean, I'm new were in the past few years, Um, so I could see if you were as new as young Debra as to the show, how exciting it would be a seedback up because she's like because she was like the flawless, like she's the first one queen of I feel like when I do see people from reality TV, I get more excited than I do with any actor. Like I can't believe it. Oh my god. When I first moved to Los Angeles and I was waiting tables and I saw someone from and we had like I worked at this restaurant where it was like like Kevin Spacey, like back when he was before, yeah, before bad stuff, and I should have used a defferent example. I can't think of anybody else right now. Anyway, Sean Connery, there we go. Okay, Sean O'Connor, stand up. There's a stands stand up, Yes there is, but it was not him anyway, big stars, Okay. I used to come in and I remember, like that guy from General Hospital, Sonny from General Hospital came and I almost thank you, thank you, and I almost leapt over the bar. I've never been so excited. I went up to offer him like I was bartending, but I went up to the table anyway, and I was like, do you want to like, what do you want to drink? I'll I guess he doesn't really, I don't think it's Franks. Maybe it was like a diet coke and it was like the gray was I was shaking. I was so excited. And then bar I went to next door. I guess who? Then I saw in their Jack's from General Hospital. Jack and I walked up to him and I was like, hey, like I thought I knew him, like I thought he was someone I knew. And then the second it struck me that that was Jack's from General hospital and he was looking at me like you. I was like, oh my god, you're just from General Hospital. And I watched So that's why I grew up watching Next. My mom always watched it, like these legendary characters in mine, like Sonny is probably the most like memorable character from that. What about Laura. I know, like Luke and Laura, but Sonny is the mobster with a heart, and he died like all the time, and there was always been like he was the most fast snating character. I feel like if I turned it on right now, I'd be able to pick it up. I haven't seen it in years, but I think i'd be able to watch all my children's I watched on my childre with Erica Cade Stewart. Stewart that like his special the same actor, and my mom was says she literally went to like soap opera weekend at the World without me. I did. She went to Disney World me and my sister did not. That explain some things in a way that I wouldn't have guessed, Like I didn't see that coming. I like that twig, But I used to watch it. She would pick me up from kindergarten and tape it on the VCR and then we would get home and watch it and I would sit there and watch it and follow the storyline. Yeah, but who When I left the air, I mean, my mom was like devastated that show is All My Children is still on? Or not? No? General Hospital is still on on ABC? Or I think it is. Yeah. Do you think that who of the bachelors that we've met and who have you been most starstruck? Five? Who thrilled you the most around the bend? I think originally Dean Dean was so good looking, he was so Yeah, but I've never met I didn't meet any of them. God, we gotta we gotta crack it again. We haven't cracked this back. You know what, I'm going to just d M Wills and be like, dude, remember when we made coffee together, come on our podcast. Now it feels weird because it's like I knew him at a time where he was just nobody. I can't believe that he didn't go farther on paras. I think you're read that this was before they know, they didn't know he's the ship, I hope. So if there's gonna be two proposals, I'm gonna guess Kevin and Asterroid. I don't know if there's going to be a proposal, there's I can't see anyone getting getting engaged. I don't think still or is it no? I think that guy. I feel like that guy that Bibby, the New Zealand, the New Zealand guy that was sort of a hot head at first, but then he loved Bibby and then she was like, I gotta get out of here. On Winter Games, all right. I didn't watch Winter Games. I know, I know it's it's very strange, but I started to and then I was like you in Atlanta, I was it was too much, too much. It was twice a week, it was a lot, and I did and I think it was a while The Bachelor was on, so it was like three and I think that it was that was part of that. And I think the title of it threw me off to where I thought there was going to be like my Games. There's no there was minutes and I was like, I don't know if I could watch like another version, like I'm I'm into what I like. But it really was just Bachelor in Paradise. It was really fun. Yeah, maybe I'll go back and watch it on like iTunes. I don't need to do that. If they do it again, it was fun. If they do it again, it was worth it. But it is a big commitment because it's also when The Bachelor was on, that's right, that's right, That's why I wasn't. I'm also when the Olympics was on, it was like so much did you get see olympet It's probably and probably had more viewers. I don't never need to see anybody eating churro into a kiss again, like Jenna and ben Wanda. That was gross and the poor family that was selling them the churros behind the look on their face, look on the woman's face was the greatest thing. She was watching them, and she was just like what Americans like, Yeah, she was just yeah, he's even a very Canadian. People hate us. So what's gonna happen with Kendall and grocery store Joe? I don't know after the previous from next week, I don't know if he's gonna I mean, can we talk? Yeah? Yeah yeah. It looked like she chose yeah, and then Leo lost his mind. Good luck with the little shitty grocery Yeah yeah, yeah, Okay. Porn star relaxed. Okay, you you're come under my umbrella. Yeah, you'll be fine, Okay, sir. I'm really just pointed that he's so creepy because he was. I found him very I liked his planning date. I liked I liked their date. I found sweet. And it scares me. I'm like, wow, like what people can hide? Yeah, that I would I would not have read if I was her, I wouldn't have read that, and I would have gotten fooled. And that's like that's a pretty gross thing. You know. You'd also think they would do something. I mean, I know they they do. They say they do their betting, but you maybe got to do a little more, you know. I mean he like when he I mean maybe maybe the show changed him, maybe the regular show changing, but I think he got there and he was just like immediately like no, I'm or funk everyone. Oh I know last night. Yeah, it was like I wondered, it's weird. It's like, oh, is this the true colors? Because I think like his stuff. Apparently allegedly he was creepy to girls in college too, so I think he's just a dip and that he was he was able to put up a good front for a little while in the house and maybe this is the real guy. It's so disappointing. I he was like one of my faiths and he was kind of like, oh, like I'm outphite, Like you know, I get women, but also at the same time, you're going to make out with multiple girls, It's like you don't get to have it both ways. Who did he make out with? Who's like Chelsea? Chelsea? Like Chelsea was just like oh yeah, yeah, Like she was like going along with it. I was like, no, listen to what he's saying. You don't agree with this. I know. I wonder if because like Bachelor is so specific, and then now he's in bathroom paradise and that's more his natural habitat to be like I'm trying to be the one to get all these women into me, where he's like in a sea of guys with one girl and the bachelor and you know, you have to be like you know, and you're not fed this sort of atmosphere the or in bachroom paradise where his true colors could just shine and you can just be like and he chose not to be a villain on like the bachelorette. He chose not to go in to be a chad. He chose to go in and be like, I'm different than the other guys, and he was kind of funny. Like I thought he seemed totally normal. I did not know that he was so girl. He's so gross. I think it's the real deal. He's ruining himself right now. Should we do tweet of the week? So you want to text me, Samana? Tweet of the week? Bum blah blah bomb. Here we go. Tweet of the week. This is first. One is from Andrew h At drewski h Analyze is so desperate that she conquered her childhood trauma and pulled the stuffed dog out of the ocean on the off chance that it might come to life and give her a rose. That was probably very traumatizing. That's really a really traumatic experience with the dog. Chayenne Constant our girl at Trixie Firecracker. In hindsight, Chris and Crystal are like a perfect match. Her brother would rather be homeless than live with her. His dad still could care less about it. I do appreciate that Cheyenne just goes for it. I like it. She just goes for it. Ryan Paulson at at Pulse, Our Pulse and Photo. If Paradise were the sims, I'd push Colton and Caroline in the pool, delete the ladder. And it's been the rest of my life building a dreamhouse for Jordan containing nothing but mirrors. Maybe he'd eventually learned how to talk like a real person, Chance, Nikki Lameshka at an Lashka, Leo, I'd love to go get caught in this rain with you. You're not actually completely naked under there, are you? America? Is this dialogue from Paradise? Or come Underfi and rack though, Oh god? Alright? And our final one in the running Cheyenne Constant at Trixie Firecracker Kendall Colton needs to commit himself to Tea out right now. Also, Kendall, I feel a strong connection to Jay. Is that Leo? Listen, Jamie, I'm gonna go out with Leo, so you enjoy your day. Jason. It's just it's like she can't remember Joe's name me. She's like playing they need to commit, and then she's like awful when he went to give her all, when she went to when he tried to kiss her before her date. She was, Oh, that was so really turned on him right away, like real fact, and she was like, Oh, you're embarrassing me, Dad, What are you trying to kiss me? This is Leo's here, What are you trying to Ki? Okay, I'm gonna do my final two um my picks. We're going to narrow it down to these two. The first one is Andrew h adrewski H Analyze is so desperate that she conquered her childhood trauma and pulled the stuff down out of the ocean on the off chat that it might come to life and give her a rose. Or Nikki Lameshka at an end Lameshka, Leo, I'd love to go get caught in this rain with you. You're not You're not actually completely naked under there? Are you? America? Is this dialect from Paradise? Or come under my Umbrella? Sarah? I like that one. I like them both, but that's my favorite an umbrella. I like the analyst one. Good. I'm gonna have to go come under my umbrella. Congratulations at Nikki Lamashka, Sarah, do you have anything you want to promote? Oh? Sure, I'm going to be in Chicago and all the all the Zanies September, like yeah dot com. So if you're in Chicago and you want to talk about anything about her in Paradise, we'll talk about it right now. Yeah, obviously that's what their shows are, and or even a ring computer on and just let it run through the night, the whole season. So we get the credit for watching. And thanks to everybody who's been watching. Anna Katie want to promote anything. I don't know. If you like Middle Eastern politics, listen to my podcast um Insatiable. And I have bad news, guys. I booked a job, which is good news, but that means I can't go to I'm not I can't go to Vermont. I'm hoping to rebook it. So I'm not going to be in Vermont September the weekend. Sarah's gonna be in Chicago. I'm not going to be to Chicago. I'll being Rosemont. No, not you the people that were gonna yeah go see Sarah, go see Ship and Dada's is a great club. Sarah's hilarious. And then I'm also not going to be able to go to Fort Worth, but I will be in Vancouver, which is the end of October. Well, you guys, what a pleasure. I'm I'm so excited that this Paradise season. I can't believe we're actually back in it. What should we call this episode, you guys, podcasts, podcasting or cut out? Come under my umbrellas, brought to you by the Podcats Network. Um, alright, cats all fell asleep. Oh my god, they were out of hand. Um they wore themselves out, they really did. It's been a big it's been. It's been a big day. All right, everybody. Well, Um, in conclusion, please come under my umbrella. Thank you so much for coming. Things are so good, fun, such a joy. I loved having the bad Lady. That was fun. You guys feel related now to me. I feel related to her. I feel very maternal, but also I just want to hang on drink with her so much like my character. Yes, I know it's weird that we're playing mothers of like teenagers. Yeah no, I know. I was like I was, only I felt better when they were like, well, she had her young. I'm like, okay, I adopted. I adopted in mind, I adopted. All right, Okay, bye,