Notes Of Sewage

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    The Will and Woody Podcast.

    Hello everyone, Happy New Year. I don't know I sounded like that. I like it. Hello, Hello everyone.

    Any resolutions resolutions for me? As drop sounded about it.

    But you had a few in twenty twenty four, Will, Yeah, you said you weren't going to eat red meat? How did you go with that? Did I? Really?

    We had three?

    You've got a steak in front of you right now, my three you did in twenty four.

    Yeah, I actually did stick to that at home, which I'm which I'm yeah, Well, if.

    It's a fair old cavia that you didn't tell us about, Like I won't eat red meat at home every time I go out, I'm back in the red meat game.

    We probably only go out. Yeah, no, I know. I'm actually I'm proud of that.

    Actually I'm going to double down on that. That's a big that's a big cutout. We used to eat a lot of red meat. We would have balln a y sausages, yeah, the works. So I feel good about that. I think I've done well. There a couple of other ones I didn't do as well at, but you know the.

    Other aim high boys.

    Can you stop playing with your microphone?

    What do you mean? By the way, the other.

    Ones weren't for an air oh ah, yeah, and I fouled at both of them.

    Anyway, I tried, I try.

    It's how naughty?

    Are they? Pretty naughty?

    Pretty naughty?

    Okay?

    Anyway, any resolutions for you woulds.

    It's a great question.

    Out of three? Oh bad? Someone said that that's two out of three bad, But one out of three.

    Is pretty good.

    You take one out of three, you take it.

    Did I have a resolution.

    Two out of three bad? One out of three? You take it?

    Yeah?

    Absolutely, there's still a win there. If you get one out of the three, there's still a win there.

    Did I did I have any I've got half.

    Of the one out of the three.

    That may embrace the whole thing you you obviously misheard you slip.

    Was I'm not eating red meat? You know?

    No? I said, did.

    I have any resolutions? Last year? Did I come in here and say this is how I'm changing my life?

    No, you don't like to make yourself vulnerable like I do.

    That's my resolution and make myself vulnerable this year?

    Nice. I think you came.

    In here and when I don't like to put that type of restriction on myself. Yeah, it sounds like you as in like resolutions wise.

    Yeah, yeah, you were like, I don't think I I think you had a whole thing around.

    I don't want to do that because that's not healthy for me. I think.

    That does sound like me.

    I think you said something something on the lines of I will definitely not at some stage.

    Yeah, that's and I've never done that, so.

    You said that.

    I'm stuck to that, which is good anyway.

    Here's a bit of gear for everyone. I hope there was some significant beeps there and then they think we're good anyway. And just to make sure that no one thinks that, he says, I'm really it was just you just can't. It's just breaking codes if he's to say that. But I'm still a very good boy. Um okay, let's play some stuff.

    From our radio shows, shall we. We've been on a hot advert toe long, got a bit of loose. You've forgotten the codes.

    I've ever forgotten the codes? Generally the codes don't play right now because we're not on there.

    Well, I mean I think the codes all I live my life by the radio codes will even in day to day life.

    I don't swear or break any other code. I don't incite violence.

    And more guidelines. Yeah, you bloody pirate.

    Okay, here's some stuff from the Medio shore where we definitely stick to codes.

    Now, we all have an office fridge with a bottom corner, which is where all food goes to die.

    And not a clean death. There's no guillotine here.

    This is a very live sort of death where you decompose and fester in the earth.

    That's what it all ends up, smelling like woods.

    And we've decided I think either the person whose food it was gets fired or quits and forgets they had a tap. We're in there, hence white stays in there for years. Or do you think it gets to a point where you go, oh, I think I've left my tapa. We're in there for a week, and then you get embarrassed and go, I'm just going to pretend it wasn't mine.

    I think a bit of column, maybe a columba, because when you see it, because absolutely, when you open the fridge and you see something you put in there two weeks ago, that's not mine. That true, okay, But in a lot of there's a lot of there's a lot of food. So you've gone out to the common fridge here at work. Yes, it's a huge stainless steel that you've gone to the bottom corner. Now I've asked you in the song to get all the worst meals that are out of there.

    There's some six stuff.

    There's some really sick stuff in there. I sniff front of them before and vomited in my mouth.

    Straight up.

    Now I've now you and I can't. We simply can't eat this company assets.

    We just can't do it.

    I think it's in our contract not to put our bodies on the line because it would cost the company a lot of money. EP Captain poop Pants, though, has nobody put up his hand?

    I didn't, And can I just say I have to come onto this show and do this sort of stuff analse Jennifer analyse or she has to come on and go, oh do you guys who Madison Beer.

    Is your old boo pants?

    Wow?

    Very true, A bit of aw.

    He's angry, he's angry, he's not happy about this.

    Let's start with your okay, So if I can describe this one, there's a mean, a very poor attempt to put an elastic band over this hideous thing in whats This isn't even like a you know, one of those tapawi's you buy this looks like from a takeaway. Ready, someone's obviously ordered a take away, gone not for me, and then just chuck it in the fridge.

    Now, this is the one I opened before, and it was a little bit like, Yeah, I mean, I'm not if anyone's seen Raiders the Lost Dark with like the lasers shoot out of the box when they open it, but that's kind of.

    What happens with this one.

    It's I feel as soon as you open that we are in the blast zone and we will all go down.

    So just don't open it yet. Okay, Woodie, what do you think is in there? So you said I thought it was chicken.

    And I was like, I smell fish. I smell like off fish.

    Okay, so what do you because what do you say?

    Oh, it looks like it looks but it's not meantal It looks like a cheer pudding, but it's definitely not meant to look like a cheer puddage.

    Yeah, there's there's a little there's a little village in there.

    Now.

    Yeah, it's like it's if anyone's been in a plane and you fly over a remote town.

    Yeah, you can see all the little houses there.

    They've they've built, they've grown. It's like Age of Empires. All right, hay on a second, hay on a second. You're gonna have a sniff of it.

    I've got a weapon here, I think, just a sniff for this one.

    I'm going to make you eat it.

    We can't make it. Sniff liven go go go, big sniff.

    You've got a mat Oh a big one.

    That's a big one.

    Wow, that was a big that's that. I almost swore that that is that's wild.

    Really missed up what we're getting the notes of sewage?

    Are you?

    Can you put it in?

    You're gonna go, You're gonna go. Yeah, Oh my.

    Gosh, close it close.

    It was all right, okay, now shut it off and shout it off off.

    It's in here, it's in here.

    Can you open the door? Can you over the door.

    No, we're all in this together. No doors get open because I'm not done. We've done the sniff. I say, we're getting eating what.

    No that was it?

    No?

    No, no, no, no, because I've got a whole box and I think that was the most disgusting. So we just needed a sniff.

    But I think.

    What is that?

    It's a sandwich.

    I'm not eating that in.

    A gland bag. That still looks good, That.

    Looks all right? Can you be okay there?

    You can.

    Just sniff for the first I'll give you.

    I'll give you the choice between sandwich the mystery.

    Help do you want in this mystery box?

    What would you like sand I'm gonna go with the mystery.

    What was in the hanging by the way to tell that I don't know the bread helgers?

    I think no chicken?

    Okay, I think you can see it's on the social.

    I'm unfurling the alfa oil and.

    It's an old piece of corn? How old is that?

    Pretty old? Pretty old? Are we getting a pretty old?

    Who? By the way, again, just office could office fridge culture?

    Who brings in a piece of corn, wraps it in our foil? And just by the way, it's like a bite sized piece of corn.

    It's not even a whole cop and it's cooked and they've left that by itself in the fridge.

    Well, if I do this and this, are we stopping?

    Yeah? Are you gonna?

    You're gonna buy it? I think he's got I was going to accept the lick. Really, look at look at what's in his hand?

    He's gonna look at him as well. Bite it.

    How are you feeling about You're gonna have to buy it?

    Yeah, I'm not feeling great, would he.

    But I'll do it if I need to end this.

    Yeah yeah, Oh.

    That's I'm going in five over.

    Get it down, mate, vacuu in poop pants for the win.

    He went big, He went big, big eyes, got straight out. Oh no, he's at the end of him.

    Wash it down with the sandwich.

    Big fowl teeth. We're asking thirty and six.

    Five the worst things to wait for in life?

    Sorry, everyone will have shot me with a nerve blaster. That was unexpected.

    Now, well, microphone that was I was saved, saved by the mic.

    Thrown me. I was at the chemist yesterday. Will Yeah, the chemist. You know I've been quite ill.

    Yeah, they're well broadcast, very well broadcast.

    Spiratory system virus really threw me.

    I know.

    Mine was more significant and serious than that.

    I was prescribed some antibiotics and I was like, perfect, get them to me kind of things. I did it online and no, no, you got to go to the chemist to go and get your prescription. I was like, yeah, no worries anyway, I don't know if you feel this, but you hand in your prescription at the chemist and you go box of that please, And then they go, yep, no worries, we'll call your name. Just go to the shelf and pick it up like I can.

    They can't do that. Then, that's why they go to UNI for five years, because we don't know what happens between the slip going in and the box coming out. But that's what five years. I see the shell pharmaceutical schools does for you.

    I can see the shells. There are boxes of drugs.

    They're drugs, dude.

    That's they can't just go and go, oh, here we go just look up a pack of these. It's not a daily grocery shop for them. They've got to be specific, yes.

    But it should be like looking for a book, and.

    They've got to print. They've got to print. The sticker there's your name on it says how many times you take?

    It should take ten. Stop defending chemists. What's going on here? It takes ages. You're sick.

    You're sitting there. You sitting there with Bruce who comes there four times a day. I don't know what he's getting made up, but you're all sitting there like absolute muppets.

    I hate it.

    Don't you ask them? I always ask them, I go, how long is it going to be? Because I'll go next door, go with coffee, I'll go for a walk.

    I did that recently and the lady goes on space of string. I don't know she did.

    She did, and I said, I will never come back here again. The other one that really gets up my goat. Will a lot of these get up my goat. We have a finite period of time on this planet, you know. And you go to check into a hotel yep, and you've booked it. It is locked in that you are booked into the hotel and your rocket. It should just be a here's my last name, let's go.

    Yeah, that largely is that.

    No, it is not. They start ramming down on that keyboard. What what could you possibly be?

    No, they're doing they're doing the type people.

    The only piple that do the type.

    The unnecessary typing is when you have to go to an end line check in and then they're pressing keys.

    I've never even dreamt of pressing.

    Like sure like they don't even type your name, they're just on the F elevens F ten's.

    Surely it's just McMahon enter. But they're like on a second, and they're like they're out here.

    And you're like, what's on the key pad of like, I've never used the number the numb lock key pad in my bloody line.

    And all of a sudden they go, watch watch your mobile number. I'm like, why do I have to give you my mobile number? Just look up my.

    Last name kills me F seven seven another one for me, will Yeah.

    I went shoe shopping recently. Yeah, and you know when you found your shoe, you're happy with the shoe that you found.

    And you go, you know what, though, I am a different size and you go, I'm after that one.

    Do you have size ten and a half out the back? And they go just a look.

    Oh yeah, how long could it take back there?

    I've never been in the back of a shoesho but it must be massive. I'm picturing like I'm picturing like in Indiana Jones, you know when I go to those when they put the arc away in the end of rators of the Lost Targets in that like massive airline style hangar.

    It has to be.

    Or there's just twelve people having the nap piecing us all off.

    Out the front.

    Another organizing weight for me, I know we've got there's so many pop who have gone with this. Another orgonamizing weight for me was, you know when you you you probably don't have this because you don't get a lot of sandwiches made for you. But like, there are certain places where they make your sandwich and they're really particular with how they place the salad. And if they're making the salad to hit the sandwich ahead of you, that is the worst.

    Weight in your whole life because all you want is the person to come.

    And you know that because I think is when you've got the conch, when you're making your sandwich, you.

    Take you much.

    Of course maybe I will have klipenos, but for everyone behind you, that is a shocking time.

    Indecision with an order when someone is.

    In front of where it's food as well.

    Stand back. If you haven't a of what you're reading, you.

    Step away, step away, down, Marie, figure it out at the till.

    Let's go to Michayla on thirteen one, six five.

    Before you get too hot in here, Mikayla, what's the worst thing to wait for for you?

    When you asked the.

    Petrol stations and you're at the end of the line and you still have the person who don't walk into the petrol station.

    You're waiting for them to take forever.

    To pay, and then when they get back to their.

    Car, they're through hesitant to get out.

    They don't need to have luff rooms, so you have to wait for the next person.

    That makes sense.

    I hate that.

    It's like you've got the space.

    Or even when they get back in the car and they get their phone out, you know, when they get in they've paid, and then they check their messages and you're like, you're at there are forty five cars back here.

    Check now, what could you be checking another one for me?

    Will? Yeah?

    I don't know if you've used those robotic public toilets, no, you know the robot door?

    Nuh?

    Well, are you too good for public toilets?

    Mate? Just as an inside.

    Your career has gone to your head.

    Well anyway, if you do experience it, the dor moves very slowly and you're busting and it's gone, and sometimes you just have to start.

    Sixty five six years Disney character were taking your calls because what he's thrown open the gauntlet.

    I have just James L. Jones passed away, so that the age of ninety three. He was, of course the voice of Mufasa.

    Who Simba, you could have been killed you deliberately. This will beat me.

    He's got warmth, he's got an aggression.

    He's also animal and lines made in a very aggressive fashion. Me. No, you wouldn't because they put their their mouths around your neck. Now you know you made you made it practical for me before I'll make.

    A practical for you.

    It's totally fair enough.

    It's just if there's no practical issues, we can't go into that. I don't think otherwise, we're just going to knock them all down.

    I'll throw one more at you, just to get the ball rolling. The one eyed girl from Futurama.

    You always had a thing with Loela leilaayla ye.

    Go to Amelia here, Amelia.

    She's a Disney character, by the way, who's the animated broadly animated stug with Disney.

    Okay, you're a Disney purist.

    I'm glad that I'm interested that you've opened the doors to women, because that's understand a bit sick.

    Amelia is called.

    Amelia, called Amelia, who's the hottest character animated character.

    Who framed Roger Rabbit. Jess Oh yes, Jessica Rabbit, beautiful red gown.

    Yes, yes, she is rabbit from memory. She's been of a whistleblower.

    Oh g wiz. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's the hottest. Yeah, she's the hottest.

    Yeah, it's true.

    Issues with them. Let's go to Claire. I'm going to stay no obvious one Jasmine.

    She has been in the ladder.

    How about that pairing Hilaire.

    Who's the hardest animatic character, Claire.

    I'm going to have to go for Murphoster's son, Simba in his teenage years.

    Oh yeah, when he's kind of when he hasn't got the full maine when he's with but he's doing the matata.

    Earlier on in the jungle. Yeah, and.

    He's walking across that he's walking across that log in front of the waterfall, and he's getting older.

    Yeah that's nice.

    Yeah, that's we are talking about an animal here.

    Taking it to practical.

    Let's do their codes. Yeah, there we need to consider.

    Before we move on to Adelasia's back on more Fasta.

    Yeah, Michelle Brazier was actually in here in the studio, and I mean she brought up something about more Fasta which no one saw coming.

    Scar though I'm kind of into Scar.

    Is in the Lion.

    Yeah is that I don't know?

    Yeah? Yeah, so sorry you go Scar over one night.

    So boring's gonna like absolutely Scar can get it.

    When with animals, that was Michelle. I mean, I I don't.

    I hate to keep banging on about the hunks here, but there's a few that needs to be mentioned. General Lee Shang in Mulan is absolute sex on legs. He spends a lot of he spends a lot of time with his shirt off, and he sings the best song I'm going to say in Disney of the last ten years.

    Oh yeah, when he sings, uh, get down to bouziness. You know that song? Anyway? It's red hot man bun Man, beautiful, gorgeous.

    Analyts agree with me. He's a hot hunks punk, isn't he?

    Analyst? Talk to me, General Lee Shang. He's got a heart as well. He's got a heart. It's important he has.

    But I love Love Win Riders from Tangle.

    Oh yeah, and he's funny. He's funny.

    I have and I cannot remember he's the male protagonist. He's speaking of male protagonists. Actually, what about that? Dude from Frozen who's hooking up with Ana.

    I believe the Prince who turns out to be the bad guy bit sexy.

    No, he's not another hunk.

    I don't know if as she hung up, I can talk to Lisa about it. Lay off, General Sang, Captain John Smith, Captain John Smith, Pocahontas.

    Oh, very sexy.

    He could color my wind very anytime.

    Lisa, Who do you think is the hottest animated character?

    Definitely put him boots off Shrek the Cat, Yeah, you.

    Talking about it? Who plays the Lisa? You can't take it into that realm. Bads, you've just got a thing for sort of

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