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Published Aug 19, 2024, 6:00 PM
  • Logies Sledges Are Flying
  • Amy Shark Big In Asia
  • Planning Woody's Bucks
  • Voicemails Gone Wrong
  • Woody's Done With Tattoos
  • Who Is Hannah Montana?

The Will and Woody Podcast.

Hey guys, welcome to the Oil and Woody Podcast, where you are getting all the hottest content from our week in radio, with all the behind the scenes controversies, some extended celebrity interviews. If it's your first time here, great to have you with us.

Tell your friends, but happen with your friends as long as you're all doing it individually, so we get the numbers. So sit in the circle, headphones, sit antisocial, but you can all giggle, just.

Play at the same time. Great fun.

But you can just share it and then listen in your own time, which I think is how most people do it.

I like the idea of all sitting around listening to the same thing, like a silent disco.

Yeah, no, I like it. I like the idea. It's a bit like communism. You know, a great idea just doesn't work. Hey, that's our podcast. Were comist idea?

It doesn't work.

Hey, we're going to hear all about how Obviously, if you listened over the last two weeks, you know that Woody got three different tattoos trying to predict a gold medal at the Games. You're gonna hear how that wrapped up the tattoo is done, the final tattoo, whether or not he got to win.

There, and I can't.

Well, I'm not gonna say anything, but it's kind of subjective as to whether I've been successful.

I would say it's not. I think it is.

I think objectively you've failed. Anyway, we'll say that on behalf of everyone. I think you'll go aheads, get another objective voice on that, poop pants. Objectively, would you say that Woody's tattoos failed?

Yeah, well you had to cover up mistakes with more mistakes or.

Or no, well said, but no, it's not.

A mistake now anyway, But well, we'll let you to explain the mistakes of the mistakes a little bit later on.

Also, I mean, if you're listening last week, you would have heard Woody leave the worst voicemail of all time.

Anyway, Sarah, give us call back if you can, because I'd love to hear more about you.

Finger out of yourself that that definitely came out wrong. Sorry, Sarah.

I meant how you silence your farts is probably a better way to say it.

It's been a bad week for me.

If that doesn't make sense to you, by the way, go back to last podcast, I would.

Say, or just let it sit there in your mind objectively also a fail. Yes, so yeah, we we actually had some calls after we left. The worst, the worst voicemail of all time, and an amazing call with comfortably a far worse voicemail than that, if that's possible, comfortably comfortably worse.

Everyone's the worst nightmare happened for a woman through her Apple.

Iye watch, just through Apple Watch. Mate. We've discussed this a few times.

Why would it be an iPhone and not an eye watch?

You are you?

Why would you put an eye in front of the phone and not the watch?

That's tom You worked at the Genius Bar. Why why iPhone never made it to the Genius bar?

Would eat?

Oh?

Sorry, that's right, Sorry, that's a that's a small point for you. But you've been amongst the Genius bar.

Oh okay, you're honest about that, because you could I mean you could have just you could have just ridden that because you could just carry No one want to know, No one want to know.

It's an iPad, it's an iPhone.

We know, mate.

And it's a mac oh yeah, and it's air pods. Oh yep. There's lots of products that don't have eye in front of them. Okay, we're done, We've done fair enough.

You want to watch, you want to keep all right, We'll let that go. Let's get into the hottest pit this week, which was really I mean, like Woods, Normally everywhere it's you and me torching other people. I mean, we relish in this. It's it's great fun. But this week we had a whole bunch of celebs on giving away tickets to go to the Loggies. These are all famous Australian TV personalities who are on the show to give away this trip to the Loggies. And I mean we should have known it was going this way because Sam Pang was first. He's hosting the low Is this year as you did last year and famously mercilessly torched the crowd at the Logis.

Very well though.

I think we actually have we got some audio of Hanging from last year torching the crowd at the Logies, because it was exactly he did.

He did it so well because it was funny.

It's always high risk when you have a guy at someone who is in the room, but if the room laughs, the person.

Kind of gets around it, don't They so Hamish Blake said no, Julia Morris said no, Tom Gleeson said no. Kitty Flanning and said no, Sean macauliffe said no, Celia Paccola said no, Karl Stephanovic said yes, as long as the show was held in a park in NUSA. Dave Hugh said no. Sonya Krueger said no. And eventually it came down to two and then Rol Harris died.

So here I am ro Harris wasn't in the room. No, No, he's dead.

But that was him obviously going through who had rejected the offer to host the logis. Yes as well, that wasn't obvious.

Names on the tin there, mate, Yes, that is him going through all those red But he came on the show and he just continued in this vein. I'm not sure if it was because the logis were on the a few days out when he came on the show, he's warming up warm. Then he told us this story about Andy Lee and then just doubled down in a way that none of us. None of us saw it coming.

I'm there with Andy Lee and we're at an after party. He's in a big time Channel nine, So we stuck me in going right through to Stumps and then on the way back to the hotel. We're staying at the same hotel. He was a little bit hungry and we stopped at seven eleven and he ordered a garlic chicken roll and a Magnum We mate, I think I'll be fine thanks to man. And then so he wolfed that down. There's another seven eleven before the hotel and he's he's still hungry. He goes in and gets another garlic and chicken roll and a Magnum Jesus, the same order, same order, and he's done the recut.

He hasn't.

There is another seven eleven before we get to the hotel and he goes in and he's so drunk. He says to the guy behind the joint behind the jump, he says, I mate, I'll have the usual thing.

Any truth to Andy Lee having a penchant for garlic chicken sandwiches.

No, but he does drink a lot to the point where he can't remember things.

Vicious reputation of Australia's favorite comedian Andy Lee. In the gutter, I would say said what we all knew about Andy behind closed doors publicly, which I thought was a bit wild.

Do you think he's a right.

Because, well, the fact that I thought you were being genuine there maybe means that I may believe that he is. Unfortunately, the only interaction I've had with Andy Lee where alcohol was involved.

You were the inebriated one.

I was the problem.

That was when you were humping his leg after the footy.

Yeah, so my team playing his team.

Then we need them. You just humped his lego after the foot again objectively, Yeah, I.

Picked him up.

I physically picked him up and thrust us into his leg while saying suck at, suckets suck At hated it.

Yeah, as most people surprisingly didn't like it after his team had just lost.

Yeah.

Anyway, look Andy, I mean, I'm sure if you're listening to this podcast, you're probably listening to the much more successful Hamish Nandy podcast. He doesn't he doesn't take things lying down. He's not one to just roll over. So he came on the show the following day, has a crack back at Pangy, and then proceeds to torch fellow Gold LOGI nominee Larry Emda.

My first ever logis Larry Emda tried to offer me hard drugs.

Wow. While accusation not my pick.

You know, well, if you had to guess who was the one supplying at the LOGI, is it not my.

Who's your big Well no, don't I know you have to say there would Newton, Well he's no longer with us back in the day, and he was talking about it his first logo.

That's true, very true, very true.

That or I mean at this point it does get into defamation areas does, but definitely periled from neighbors regons.

What do you reckon he's keeping in that tuber That's all I'm saying. That's all tuber case.

Enormous, right, enormous, just the tuba guys straight through, Harold.

It's called the Salvation Army Band for a reason. I right.

But anyway, Yeah, Larry did come on the show after Andy publicly.

Said this about Larry, and well, he not only.

Had a response to that, but he followed up with a story which kind of confirmed that maybe it was true, and then had a challenge. He said, for Sonya Kruger, so I.

Was walking through the airport in Denpasa, right, and you never never want this to happen at the DMPASA airport in Bali and of course, I well, are fortunate.

It's about buying vowels.

So people in the street had always come up to me and go, I'd like to.

Buy an A and someone yeels out in dempas Our Airport.

Hey, Larry, I'd like to buy an E. No, not here, not now.

I'm so convinced that I won't win this thing that if I win this thing, I'm going to get all the nominees initials tattooed on my ass live on TV on Monday morning, on the.

Morning show on the television.

That's how confident.

So I'd like to say to Sonya, I'd like to dare Sonya to sort of beat that. Wow, I don't mind it, Live on the Telly on Monday morning.

Okay, Cord Krueger, Yes, well you can't, all right, So there you go, Emda, who would have thought, by the way, just one of the nicest people.

I don't know what you expect when you see Larry. Maybe it's because you know he's always you know, you know, he's doing the Prices Ride, he's doing game shows. Naturally, there's kind of this like, you know, glossy machine around him. But he is one of the more real, lovely guys and funny and funny.

Every time he's been on this radio show is twice, Sally twice, he has been ten out of ten both times.

Yeah, he's just he's just on fire.

Yeah yeah, and we'll look. We could be blowing smoke at his ass because he supplies everyone.

But.

We have to get in bude to the logans.

Again, he's a good friend, but amazingly guys. To round all of this out, this week, we had Sonya Krueger on the show too well, I'll answer the challenge.

Yeah, she's willing to make a pledge if she wins.

The Yeah, that's right, and she did better than that. She had a suggestion for Larry if he goes through.

With the tat I don't think a bit, but can I just I just want to give him some tattoo direction and create creative on this. I think he needs on one cheek s and on the other cheek n I A.

Just think about.

That incredible stream of insults from one celebrity to the other. Hope you guys enjoyed that.

It's very fun as much as we did this week, very very fun.

And as you as you said before we kick this off, it's usually us having swipes at other celebrities because I think there's a level of you and me being a bit unknown.

So it's like we're cowardly.

We cowardly just throw grenades at well known celebrities and it's almost like they're.

Like, who yeah, that's rights and.

News dot Com don't go after asking that. It's like, no one was going to click on a story.

I'm going to spend my time contextualizing who, where are, what time they're on. We just safely snipe from our unknown News dot Com do write an article. They always just go anyway. They were on Kiss Kyle and Jackie O in the mornings. By the way, here's a bit from Kyle and jack here's Kyle talking about the time story. But yes, there is safety in anonymity for us wards.

Yes, and so within that safety, we had Amy Shark in the studio as well this week, and we went back to the role that we played so well, which was effectively making fun of her. Yes, yes, I believe we explain this to Amy, so.

You go yeah, yeah. And we've known Amy for a long time.

As well, so we knew she'd be having some fun.

So enjoy all though she had nothing to do with the fun. She just had to listen and be embarrassed.

Good morning, Thank you for calling.

The summer said thought he might speak at how much? Sister, I'm just calling on behalf of Amy Shark, a rather famous musician, Amy Shark.

Amy Shark, I thought you'd be a little bit more excited about that.

Yes, we would like the whole restaurant, and yes we expected to be free.

Which one?

I think we'll just book out all the spaces.

I am a little bit confused regarding her. She is going to be in Singapore and she is a big fan of coffee.

No, you can just walk in your problem?

Well, no, that that is actually a bit of a problem for Amy Shark because she is so famous.

She can't just walk into public places.

Oh, I think you're called a wrong number.

I don't get what you're Oh, well, you obviously know who Amy Shark is.

Amy Shark.

Let me sure she's going to be in the area in Denver, SA. She's incredibly famous. If we could just book that out please here? Okay?

And is it if no one gets any photos of her or anything?

Great is the guestiest thing at a hotel?

It's Amy Shark you obviously know you obviously know Amy Shark.

Oh okay, yeah.

Of course do you know who Amy Shark is?

Shaky?

Yeah, Shaky? Yes?

Oh my god, I told you guys, I'm here.

Down the street.

There you go, so total bullshit, Amy Shark, I'm not big in Asia?

What about?

That's conclusive as far as I'm concerned. We called three different places there.

It was one personal article in her sharky nickname. Someone's been so famous. That's like, oh, you're talking about Shaky.

I love the guy that's googling her. Half Well, lovely people, can I say? Yeah? In general? All of them, all of them really nice. We're going to go to some ads woods, which is what you're obviously gagging for. I don't know, why are you laughing out there? Poop pans. What do you think so funny about that? I've just said lovely people? What do you think is funny about that? Mate? I made a joke that I put in the chat about.

Amy Shark fin soup. You think we've just.

Been known in Asia, as you know, because they have shocked and sivo there. You might be walking a line there, mate, That's why you're not on air.

He's on the outside, and.

You'll try and edit that out. I reckon you will try. You're going to try and edit.

That out, and I hope that stays. I hope that way. That's shocking. Tell you what they're coming for you now, Mate, No anonymity for us, Mate, not for you. Gone, and they'll never be able to find you. Don't worry, I can never find us. Hey. Right up next, guys, I am planning Woodies Bucks party, which is which is happening in a few in a couple of months time now, and I decided to well, I was thick of doing it without you knowing about it would so I just shot a few ideas past year live on the airwaves. Play for you up next, Tope. You guys are enjoying the podcast, so Woods. Another thing that I've been really enjoying this week on the show is the fact that your Bucks party is coming up, and Bucks, naturally are anxious about what their Bucks party looks like.

I just I just know you're going to punish me. You're going to embarrass me.

You wouldn't punish you because you would enjoy that, so rude.

That's I was buffing. Then I was buffing.

It's obviously been taken off the agenda.

How are you going to shame me?

Yeah, I'll be shamed.

Yeah, Yeah, I'm just worried about permanent damage. Yeah, do you know what I mean?

Because the wedding is in November as well, What do you mean, like, Maime, you for the wedding? Well, I think I think I just think you guys. You guys are sick. My friends are sick. I know it, and I'm worried. But I do appreciate as well that I'm a bit of a hard buck to organize.

For because I've got weird tastes.

You've got, yeah, well your ideal day, And I do think you kind of get to an age where you just want to make the day a great day for the person who's getting married, Like obviously, when you're early in your twenties, you do want them to suffer. You don't want them to make it past midday.

I've made many bucks stuffer in the past.

You have, and it's fun, but I think you kind of get to a point where at the end of the day, the attendees also after paying three hundred dollars, yes, wouldn't mind a meal at some stage? Yeah, yeah, And they don't want to be, you know, at eleven o'clock at night talking to a woman called Stella about the fact that she's doing an arts degree. So I think that it's important to find the line. But as we discussed earlier on the show this week, that can be very tricky when you, you know, try an organize a Bucks party. You Google search how do I organize a Bucks party? And the results that you get it well pretty intense. Given that your ideal day or your ideal day would probably be an infrared sauna followed by some sort of nut degastation.

I've told you, cabin in the woods and a message big.

Nature, walk with the boys into a sauna and sit in the spar and just chatting.

Yeap. So we can't do that, okay, like full transpiracy to everyone listening right now, there is it's actually quite hard to do because like your traditional Bucks party is obviously you know aggressive. Yeah, literally what I was joking about before.

The jelly shots, and I think that's what that's what you went out with the strippers.

We all know that's where we're going. That's the only place we want to go, and I.

Think that's what people are expecting. As well, start with a beer.

You're finished with a beer because it's your final night as a man, you know, like it's just it's tough, and.

I think my mates will think I'm selfish if I do what I want to do. My mates to go and hang on. This is not about you, mate, this is about us as well.

We've got a weekend.

Off, so I've done a little bit of research. I just want to run a couple of things by hit me, So I just googled Bucks, parties, ideas, so just let me know good start. Burgers and Babes dot com is where I've ended up.

Burgers and Babes.

So it starts with a topless waitress in a skimpy diner outfit, and then she does plenty of interactions with the buck one hundred bucks ahead, and then it finishes with Melbourne's best show Girls and wait for it, free burger. So that's all right. No, and hey, one of the reviews, Michael said, best Bucks I've ever had, so can't be bad. Hey, next website.

Time.

The Bucks dot co is where I've ended up.

Yes, this sounds good.

Clay shooting in inverted commas Clay time is over, so we get out there. Clay time is over.

I've just got it. That's quite clever, good pun.

I'm on board here, so Clay, So we go out there. They also do pigeon shooting, so we can shoot some birds.

I don't like that, but I get this.

They say, shoot some birds with a gun and then head to the stupors and shoot some birds.

Yeah, that's what they say. That's where they went to.

That's that's what I'm dealing with. That's what I'm dealing with.

I'm on the first half.

That's what I'm dealing with. And then you go to a German beer hall you don't drink beer, and then a round of poker and you don't know how to play cards. Okay, I'll keep moving here, I'll keep moving. Wickedbucks dot com is the next website I ended up. First activity. First activity kid kidnap the buck.

As you tell me when you kidnap him on bus.

Parties and pranks name a more iconic duo. Will Wait is what they've started with.

I don't really want to.

And apparently they provide a woman in leather with cuffs, so we'll do that to start it off.

Is she kidnapping me or are we getting kidnapped together?

I think I can't answer that question. That package includes four hours at the races. After that, I don't like to get head there. And then they also finish with the clay pigeon, and they've also gone on with that clay Time is over tagline, which I think a few of these websites are going for, wait for it, wait for it. If you're not done with the clay shooting, a bit of deep sea fishing for the boys. After fishing, hit out in the boat and we just we know how you like it. You like it deep, is what they've said. By the way, a few like I. There's a lot of those Bucks Parties activities that I couldn't read out on air because they were too gross.

I want to do it now.

I'll just give you one like this is just what they're outrageous. They are outrageous and they are a bit gross.

And you can't's confirmed on radio on air. I get it a bit of fun.

It's a joke.

You're not seriously going to take me deep sea fishing or on a golf day, are you, because that's.

Some like it deep Some like at fishing. You heard you heard the bit So another one that was on here was Bucks Party Golf Day and their tagline is with you whether you bang it hard or slip it in slowly, A game of golf has something for everyone.

Oh my god, what who writes this stuff?

I don't know? And like, yeah, I don't know. I don't know how that's enticing for a bunch of heterosexual guys. There's a lot of men who'd be riding with that. I can see why these they're sick. And can I say another one here? This is just for this one they've just called an in room party. There's just an inroom party. This sounds a bit more like me in room party. And this is the tagline bachelor pad check, stocked bar, fridge, check, all the lads check. When you've got to set up like this, you don't need to leave the room.

So that I ain't quite like.

I'm for the in room bugs. I'm I'm all in on that love not to leave the room.

Oh man, So look, we obviously had a little bit of planning to do there. But speaking of ladsy things, mate, one of the great points of this show, I think over the last couple of weeks has been pranking men with the lingo they use around their ladzi activity. So whether that's gaming, or whether that's motorbikes or whatever it is. We've basically got some women or men who are in relationships with whichever guy is into this thing to a nerdy point. Like we all know a guy who is into insert nerdy activity to a point where it's their obsession. It's all they think about, it's all they talk about, and they would be completely weirded out if their partner called them to use that language. It's time for lads lingo.

In the studio. Now we have Amy. Welcome Amy, thanks for having me.

Guys, now mate your partners. Obsessed with golf.

He is obsessed with golf now.

It's only a new thing, probably the last month or so, and it's off the back of him going I have nothing outside of work, no hobby, nothing to do. I don't hang out with my friends. So for some reason, him and four of his other friends have all developed this obsession with it, and he goes about four.

Five times it.

It's amazing, five times.

It feels like five times.

He's totally replaced work with it.

It's just.

He still working.

It doesn't work any way at all.

And so how much do you how much do you like golf, and how much do you know?

I have played probably twice in my life, and both times it was an absolute muzzle, to the point where I stopped halfway through because it was so unenjoyable that I went to the pub and I just waited for them. So I know nothing about it. I don't know how to play it. I think I pulled something the first time, so like, I really didn't know. So whenever he comes home and he talks about it, I have zero interest, but I have to pretend that I.

Of course I care about what He would be seriously rattled if you brought up anything to do with golf.

He would And I think, look, he hasn't said it, but I think he knows that I don't care.

So you know, he knows I'm not making He's not going to push it.

Tell me about tell me all about it.

I was like five hours today play by play.

Yeah, so that doesn't happen, So he's going to be really rattled. We've written in a whole bunch of very specific golf terms. Yes, golf terminology here, going to practice.

Some on me.

Nathanathan oh Hi naighth How was the course? Is it in good?

Nick?

Yeah?

Yeah, yes, yes it was Yeah.

Well how did you hit him? Did you get any birdies or bogies?

How do you know about booties and bogies?

Don't worry, mate, did you hear any grids?

Seamless sameless? You can always fall back on ball and shaft if here we go, we're calling Nathan.

Now Hello, hey Bob, it's me. Hey. How are you going?

All right?

I'm just driving back. I'm almost time.

What are we going to do tonight? What's what's the plan for dinner?

Un really thought about dinner.

For that matter, thinking maybe little Dinielle from last night?

Oh yeah that was nice?

Yeah, oh beautiful? How I didn't ask you about yesterday? How was the course? Was it in good?

Nick?

Yeah?

It wasn't bad as a couple of rough spots?

Well, how did you how did you hit anyway? Did you get any birdies or both? How did you hit them?

I hit them all right, I hit them straight, which is good because I normally don't.

How many stable food points did you score?

Many?

What?

Sorry?

Stable food points?

I have no means? Well?

Did you hit any greens in regulation?

I did actually hit one, which was good, so surprised that.

What was the slope rating of the course?

What do you what do you mean?

What is the spread running of the court?

Oh well, I've heard that if it's above a one thirteen, then I think it's considered above average difficulty. So I wouldn't beat youself up if you didn't hit that much. Okay, what are you hitting at the moment? You didn't tell me the other day?

I have don't know it. It's a short course, so I don't know what the total would be.

Well do you think you'll ever be become a scratch golfer?

I hope so one day.

Well, I heard that if you get your candicap down, then you really need a tidy up your short game.

Okay, what is gold?

What are you talking about?

Why have you always do an interesting golf?

And how did you hit him off the tee.

Straight?

Is that slice back?

I don't think so.

Oh well, if I heard if you take aways closer to the body and your rotate your hits more than that tends to make it go away. So maybe do that now.

I know I watched a lot of YouTube videos about him. What have you been watching recently?

Clearly?

And how do you play them off the sand? I don't know with a wedge, because what's the loft on your sand wedge? Because I know you've got one of fifty six. Well, if you're struggling to get them up over the lip of the bunker, then you might need to buy a sixty degree.

Okay, you're freaking out, now, what what?

What?

What is going on?

I'm confused, Nathan, it's willing.

What are you hear?

Oh?

My god, of course, isn't this all? Isn't this what you always wanted? Nathan, golf chat with your partners? Yeah, he doesn't know.

I don't know what's going This is the most interested she's been in golf in your entire life. I quite like that she was already above you two questions in when she was asking you about your stable for points, and you.

Were like, I don't even know what that is.

Yeah, I don't know.

Half the answers. Anyway, I'm going to just started playing.

So and I could tell that you were trying to be like a little bit supportive of what I was saying, obviously just trying to make it.

What Yeah, that's what I was thinking. So now I really know you don't have any interesting golf. Thanks for that.

When are you playing golf?

Next name tomorrow?

Actually you are getting and use I'll use all the new words you've just told me. Very good, and to be fair, I mean I very good.

Nice. We were just talking about how we're going to come off that, and I was like, I'm not quite sure where that bit of audio finishes, but either way, good get I thought, very hard.

Yeah, very good. I think very good was the way to very good. Oversell it.

But I think we all enjoyed that hot bit.

And watch me segue to the next bit. Speaking of hot bits, will here's another one. So we said earlier in this pod that yes, I did leave the worst voicemail ever.

If you've heard the audio, don't know the time.

Definitely not the last time.

Anyway, Sarah, give us a call back if you can, because I'd love to hear more about how you finger out of yourself. That definitely came out wrong. Sorry, Sarah. I meant how you silence your farts is probably a better way to say it.

Pick updates.

Still haven't heard back from her, so we don't know what's going on there. But anyway, Sarah, thankfully we decided to naturally talk about that a lot on our radio show, and we asked other people to call up with the worst voicemails that they've left, and a woman called.

Macy was it.

Macy wasn't quite leaving a voicemail, but I think we're going to hear some horrific voicemails and then just wait for what Macy did when she accidentally made a phone call off her eye watch Apple Watch. Ye, Indian.

Is amazing.

Are you working a call center, Ashley?

Yes? I do.

What happened all right?

So I had a really alright customer just so angry. I had to give her a call back after I've spoken to my supervisor. So I went to give her a call back, But as I started dialing the number, my colleague came over and asked me what happened. So I decided to tell her and tell her how much of our the bee were chees and everything. Without realizing I had pressed style and the customer heard.

Absolutely and was there a conversation? Did you did you talk to them?

It went straight to the MANAGERB.

No, fair enough, you're working at a call center. What was the call center actually like? It was like a charity center? Are you calling from like a charity call, like on behalf of a charity.

I know my my work, so I'm not going to say the name because I still work.

There the story to hang in there, Lauren.

Here your ex boyfriend amazing. I love this. Already ex boyfriend left you a voicemail.

He did so I was on a night out with the girls, and he was on a night out with the boy and forgot that he'd called me and didn't hang up. Lets a voicemail talking to his best mate about him feeding on me and how it happened, and then what happened like in full, like full details, and like my girlfriends and I we were still out and we were all like a group of ten of us all sitting around listening to this voicemail.

What the hell did God?

Imagine?

But before you're there, imagine the moment he realized, just like, did you hear him realize within the voicemail that he'd left you a voicemail?

No, it went.

Onto that long that it just ended up hanging up.

Oh okay, so he didn't know, so he had no idea, no.

Idea, and then he had to come and kick me up. Tell n that I knew, so he drove down, kicked me up, and in the car on the way home, I was like, so it's a lovely voicemail that you left me. And he was like, what like talking to your best mate about did you.

Play it for him? Did you play it for him?

Yeah?

And he was just like the dumbfounded Oh I was just joking. I was a serious I'm like, great life, but keptain tonight is like one of those people that deny to Tonight until he couldn't sigh anymore.

Oh my god, how could.

You possibly to know when you literally you had the smoking bullet, smoking gun like you've got an audio, yes, talking and he still sounds like you dodged a bat there to use another gun reference there, Lauren.

My god, Lauren, that is amazing. Have you still got the audio?

No?

I don't. I don't have the same phone.

That would have been a good listen. All right, Lauren, Thanks man. I hope you're doing okay.

Now let's go to I'm sure she's doing much better now without that piece of trash.

Will let's go to Xavier. He thank you preaching. Xavier.

You you have a voicemail with your mom, Xavier.

Men of filth. Xavier, Xavier, come to us, baby, are you there?

I'm sure I've got the wrong name. Is it Harvey? I'm going to say, have youer?

Oh, it's a woman, so it can't be Xavier.

I think it.

You go.

That's one of the biggest misses. Another one, mazy, what's this about?

So?

I worked in the adult industry and I was wearing my Apple Watch in a booking. Yeah, and I've accidentally called my mom through my Apple Watch. Not quite sure how I've managed to do that, and yeah, left her a voicemail of me and my clients going at it.

I guess why.

God, So what's the conversation between you and your mum after that phone call?

I got home from work and she kind of asked me, Oh, how's your day? And I was like, yeah, it's pretty good. She's like mine, I'm aware.

Did she know? Did she know what you do?

She did it at the time, she does now.

But you could have been with like a boyfriend or something like. You could have been with it just a random random guy, random girl, right.

Pretty much? But I feel like it was a bit of random for like a Wednesday afternoon at one o'clock in the afternoon so after.

Okay, and was like, were there any other telltale signs for her to know that it was a customer, a paying person as opposed.

To probably she might have pieced it together because I work a day shift as a one sof because formally I'm a night girl, Like I'm on my way to work right now. Yeah, yeah, so I'm not gonna get home at like three four o'clock in the morning. Okay, so pretty regularly, I think you would have figured it out.

Okay, Mazie, can I ask I mean, this might seem I don't want this to get too specific, but like I'm just trying to picture. If I'm in your mum's shoes, what's the worst thing I can hear within that audio? Can you cast your mind back? Like what what do you think? The worst thing that she heard was.

Probably just the sound?

Yeah, yeah, just.

Normal she paints the picture from here.

Yeah, So I wasn't quiet about it, that's for sure. So she knew very well what was going on, because you've kind of got to put on a bit of a performance in that.

And so with the Apple Watch, when did when did you when did you notice that you were on a phone call?

To your mom.

I didn't notice. It wasn't until I got home.

So she did she hear them.

I don't know what point it would have cut off, or if mom just heard enough and hung up.

I reckon, I reckon she might have heard enough.

Yeah, I would definitely.

I feel like part of me to be like, worried you're in trouble.

Maybe I would it sounded like you're in trouble, Mayzie.

I don't know, Probably not, okay. I wasn't like crying, so.

I think I think she was having a good time.

You doing a good time.

As your mom said, it sounded like you're having a good time at work today, contemplaint.

Bloody maze and way to work now, so best I like for this.

She went out to your mom if she's listening as well, that sounds like you guys are on great terms now, Yes, yes, yes, beautiful all right, and then shout out to the guy as well.

I suppose who your mum also met.

Alright, amazing, extraordinary, extraordinary. I mean, all the reason not to get a Mac watch as far as I'm concerned, all the reason you never know when they're listening. Hey, right up next, guys, we have the wrap up of the gold medal tattoo saga. Yes, just have that finished. I know for got you guys that didn't follow it on the socials or if you didn't follow it on the radio show. How did Woody his final gold medal tattoo prediction? Fair?

And it's done now, it's complete.

It's a complete tart as far as I'm concerned, it is tragically incomplete, you know, like it go.

To ads and you stuff me from go to ads? Is there some hot ads? I'll explain it up next.

I just want to get into I suppose I think we've been talking about for three weeks now, woulds which is the way that you tried to predict a gold medal at the Games with a tattoo. Now, people that are listening fresh you probably need to know that he got two tattoos that both got crossed out because neither of those people won gold.

Yeah, so really really quick recap it says, well, first one was Shane Rose gold Paris.

Twenty three plus one.

Yeah, I had to say Paris twenty three plus fine because he didn't have the rights. Okay, so found a loophole twenty three plus one. Anyway, Shane Rose came twenty third. Put a line through his name, added Jemia Momontag Powell Walker. She came third twice, put a line through her name twice. Then I put Jessica Hull's name in who was in the fifteen hundred meters?

Okay?

And then she came second.

And it was it. And I said this on the show.

It was it was getting to the point for my partner, yeap, where she was like a bit of fun.

I get it, but this life the names of like going up your leg. They're getting high on your leg.

You're entering calf territory. And she was safely in it. That was safely under the blanket of a sock. And now up to a point it was creeping above sock. Yeah, and we know that you're moving in getting back into ankles, little anklets these days anklets, ankle socks and ankle socks, you know, ankle soaked loaf we little Why were.

The longest socks possible? I almost wear football socks out anyway, Mim said to me, it is starting to get a bit weird for me that you've got the names of two women on your body and you haven't even tattooed my name, and I was like, taking that on board at the same time, on board did you.

Say that at the time I'm taking that on board.

Content is king and you know that.

But I was like, I'll take that on board, and then at the same time, I mean when I say content is king. I came in here to work and was like, all right, guys, let's brainstorm. Can I go for now? And pretty much across the board everyone at work was like, I think we're done with the tattoo thing. If you want to keep doing this, you can do it your own time.

So I was like, nah, fair enough.

You were talking about keeping the gold part gold Paris and then waiting for another event in Paris. It involved a medal ceremony for the rest of it, so that you know the Paralympics was coming up. I liked Paralympics, but I think you mentioned the cheese rolling competition as well.

That's a Scottish thing. I thought it was Paris, but it's Scottish. Too many tweaks Parisian. Yeah, So I And what I ended up doing is I kept Jess Hull's name what I am doing and what hj from Reverence Tattoo free Hand by the way, very impressive.

No stencil here, three hands. She just goes off the cuff. She's the best in the beers. But I'm keeping Jess Hull.

What do you mean You've got to put a line through it.

No, I'm putting a line through gold, and underneath I've written silver.

Genius.

It actually is, so it actually makes sense now and it's a big win. I showed a friend of mine last night there's the tattoo, and she doesn't really follow the radio show or the socials, but she'd heard whispers.

She thought it was fake. She was like, that's not it's not really.

She was like shrugging reactions.

I was like, but I was like, oh, it'd be pretty cool though, Like you know, I've got these Olympians names, and she's like, you've got it for your life alive, You've got these random names on your legs.

I think you will have a moment. I think you will have a moment when you're at like a public pool or you know, on holiday with Remy and me and Monday, where you look at your ankle and you're like, fuck, yeah, I reckon.

But I think I reckon.

I think you'd be on the beach life will be good. You know, you'd be like, God, I'm just grateful to be alive, and then you just look at you like you'd be like, oh damn, you are an idiot, that is.

But I think I already do that a few times when I'm looking at myself.

I mean, I mean that, I mean she got rid. I mean, wow, man, this is vulnerable space. Look at the inkings on my body.

I've got half a horse on my foe, the term all Dad written on my other ankle.

Like they're all bad.

Anyway, that's the end of the tattoo stuff, which is I think good for everyone. So before we wrap up, well, I just want to pay down to our digital producer kV Cave. I think it's always good to touch base with you and just ask you what's popping off on the digital world.

Very big this week.

I think it's in I think it's in the digital world by the way people following on.

Their Apple phones, cellular devices, you know, big week this week. We I think the biggest thing that happened in the airlock was that l J did not know who Hannah Montana what, Yeah, amazing, I didn't know s I just.

Had Montana.

On Instagram.

Are you crazy?

Yeah?

You know, why don't you come in here? Oh, j there's a lot you need to to answer to, because that is that's like not knowing. Hang on, I've got a question for it. I've got a question for it. I also didn't know what I hang on but he hang on? But I thought it was Hilary Duff.

No, she's she's.

Toby Maguire, I mean, Hannah maguire, Spider Man, Hillary is, she's missus McGuire. Who's Who's Who's Hillary duff, Lizzie McDuff, Lizzie McGuire's okay.

She who is Lizzie McDuff.

Lizzie McGuire is Lizzy mcguy is McGuire is spider Man?

Is it McDon not McDuff anyway, who is McDuff? Mcduff's from Macbeth. Sorry that's a Shakespeare to Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what was going on there.

Yes, well, I was with you. I thought hannahon tyna an healing, not with me, don't don't. She had nothing to do with it, amazingly wheeled her chair.

I'm with you. No, No, you had nothing. I had nothing to do with this any fact, I I'm not sure if there's audio of this, but I corrected myself, Kate, can you confer? I corrected myself very quickly afterwards that I knew who did. Thank you very much, Thank you very much. I had it, I had. I thought it was McDuff, and then I was like, no, no, no, hang on a second, it's Marley.

Sorry, it's her whole story.

Who cares, mate, We know you're obsessed. It gets weird, gets gets weird.

She was trying to break away from becoming from being.

What's the documentary? It's on Prime.

I came in like a wrecking ballventry well probably who knows?

All right now, great, I need this. You clearly need to watch.

Did you know?

Did you know who?

Did you know?

Hannah Montana was a thing. I knew Hannah Montana existed, and in my head she was this just this young blonde kid.

Blonde. She's not even blonde, is she?

No?

She's not like she's got like Sandy Brownie mouse. Hang on, he m McDuff, mc.

You're thinking of? Is he mcbutface? You don't know? I don't think you know who? You don't know who? Hillary McDuff is blonde?

Wow?

Oh wow, let's put that up.

Do you know who? I don't think you know who Hillary Duff is. I think that's the issue.

Hillary Duff is Lizzie McGuire, Right, Hillary Duff is Lizzie mcguan.

Sure.

I never read a Liszie mcguy it till this week.

I thought Hilary. I thought He'll dulf was Charlie from High Five.

It looks similar.

Any correlation Lizzie McGuire, Lizzie McGuire, Who's yeah? Is Hilary is anyway?

But unfortunately we've also shown our age a little bit there will there's been a confusion over who Hannah Montana was.

But l J, you also learned something else this week?

Yes, yes, I learned something else which has been recorded about Lindsay Lohan, which I can't believe you didn't know.

Yes, I don't know what this is?

All right? Well, all right, the audio will do the talking. I think have a listener.

You know that, Oh god, you didn't know that twin and they were in this movie together the parent track.

Today, Larry, I think I've heard has this got Jamie Lee Curtis in it?

No?

No, you're thinking of Freaky Friday?

Whoa they acted in this together, but then her sister Annie doesn't want to act anymore.

So she kind of just Annie, Yes, Annie Lowhan.

Yeah, without a spotlight.

Does he not know who any Lowhand was? I've never seen her in anything? Did you don't know the movie The Parent Trap that's with Jamie Lee Curtis.

Yeah, it's Jamie No, no, no, No Parent Trap?

Is any.

Lowhand in a double act?

That's the picture that TV.

Yeah.

Yeah, I've never seen her.

I've never seen her in anything as an adult or because she kind of.

Like went away from off the rails a bit. I mean Lindsay went off the rails was I mean if there were rails. Oh yeah, we're got We've gotta trail.

With I think squeak places.

I'll go back to London as you and you go back to California as me.

Two sisters are setting the perfect trap for Disney's The Parent Trap.

I've never seen it. I've never seen that movie.

I never saying. It's got Toby McGuire in it. It's funny, man.

Well up, that's why week consulted. Anyway, I watch it. Yeah, it's been a big week. I've learned a lot about childhood stars from back in the day.

Maybe next week we can talk about after you've seen that movie, Can we can talk about Annie and Lindsay?

Alright, awesome, Okay, there you go. Right, so, got exhausted by everyone.

Later.

See you next week, See you next week.

Goodbye.

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