CATCH UP: Hall of Fame Yourself

Published Jan 31, 2025, 7:18 AM
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The Will and Woody podcast. Woodrow.

Look, we've been absolute bottom of the barrel with our pranks.

This week, final chance to try and get that back on track. A little bit later on. We'll bounced back. We'll bounced back.

We've failed against Pete Hellier, we've failed against brob Mills. But here's the thing. These guys are in the industry. They're ready for pranks, so they're hard to prank. My wife, though she's gone, we try.

And brank every day. I think we should have gone for someone easier. But yeah, we're gonna have to do that really soon.

It's a perfect prank, though perfect, very mature, not silly.

It's a perfect prank.

Really well fallen out, don't maybe go into Okay now, don't, please don't.

We'll lose them, We'll lose the people.

Okay, Hey, yesterday, I know this was meant to be a bit tongue in cheek, but we wanted a new tagline for the show.

It wasn't tongue in cheek for me. This is serious for me.

Sure.

We wanted a new tagline for the show, which is currently just for the drive Home. We've had it for six years. There's nothing there's nothing. There's nothing, there's nothing about us. So yesterday we took some great suggestions from you guys as to what the new tagline for the show could be.

Where there's a Will, there's always a wood Will the Woody driving you home or driving you crazy. I think it should be Will and Woody, the two.

Greatest knobs brilliant. We obviously love the third one. We've thought more about it.

Yeah, we're both holding door knobs on the billboard brilliant.

Yeah right, yeah, No, that's what came out of the war room and we're happy with it.

We're really happy with it.

So we're going to be pitching that to the head of marketing, really really sure a new head of marketing lj gon call her a little bit later on.

I feel like when you move into a new job you need a big win early. This could be it for her. Yeah, put her on the mat.

That's it, Well, so you can claim it. Billboard's ever the same. We're the biggest knobs in ast That's good. Is that the tag?

Right?

It's too great?

No, I'm taking my beautiful wife to go and see these guys. And so in the build up to this, I mean the gig of the century. I think MIM and I have been playing a lot.

Of down just these boys. The Scottie Dog, he's getting down there. Yes, as a few others. I've forgotten their names, but I mean, look, I'm going for the script. So mem and I have been listening to a lot of the script, and we've noticed at home what's really fun and just makes you feel really good about yourself is saying something mildly impressive.

You've done straight into this. I'll give you an example.

Please please, this morning went for a walk. Now I'm in the wild. I'm not in a park. I'm not in a zoo. Okay, it's very important to know that I'm not in a zoo. I'm not I'm not in a petting zoo. I'm not in a farm. I saw I saw a one bat. That's it.

I love that John John did not play that boy. I love that we have the power.

Wow, this is.

Now suddenly my favorite bit. Try again, go again, go on here another one. You appreciate that.

Let's go to Jenny one b one bat mate. That's not a hall of fame moment. It's not a hall of fame for me. That is that's not all of it.

You've never seen a one bat ever in the wild. Wow, Jenny's called on. Jenny moved back. He moved quick. They're fast, Yeah, Jenny, thirty k is an hour. I think that I could. I thought it was a boulder. I was like, that's a one bat. Jenny's called Jenny. What's your Hall of Fame moment?

I got within thirty to sixty centimeters of King Charles when he was Prince Charles.

Oh what did you do with that close proximity?

Jenny? Did you do anything? Say anything?

Yeah?

That was my first job in London. I was on a security detail, staring straight ahead, and he gave me a dirty look because apparently if you're on any royal duty you're supposed to look down. So he gave me a dirty look. And it was his first step out with Camilla, so she gave me a look too.

Oh do greased off by Parker.

Didn't even know what I've done wrong.

Wah. God, he's a bit precious, isn't he? This week that he's never dressed himself.

So.

You could say that straight to the whole time.

That's unbelievable, really.

It is, it is.

I wish I had it, Adam. You want to get yourself in the Hall of Fame?

What'd you do? Adham?

Did? Will?

What are you great knobs?

Yeah, that's good. That's good Adam. Wow, that's a call back.

We'll be touching on that very shortly, by the way.

Ye, well, this morning I hit a cow. For the record, the cow is fine.

Saved it. So hit a cow?

What were you in, little Volkswagen?

How's the v dub.

All the side of it to be trushed?

How how did you hit a cow on the side of a car? That's interesting?

And you're in AVO. Who's who's in the roll area here?

Like?

Is the cow on the road or you in the cow on the roads? On the road and a.

Jacket of dark country roads And I was going to work early in the morning, pitched black no no street lights and cow wandered out in front of me.

And how did you get it with the side of the car.

Well, we only just got onto the road. I swerved and sort of tried to miss him, but didn't miss it.

Sounds like you saved it, mate, Yeah, well yeah, belieb ressive tactical driving from Adam. What a man? Really good year.

Hey, I've got one for you with place. Okay, so this morning, Yeah, I was in the park. Yes, you wouldn't bela I was going for a run. Yes, yes, I saw a wom bat.

That's bullshit, that's.

That's not hurt.

I don't like favoritism. I don't like it. I don't like unfair treatment.

Let's go to Alex.

You'd actually be excited if you saw one, That's all I'm saying. Actually you didn't want didn't you have seen one? You haven't, Alex, Alex, Why do you think you should be in the Hall of Fame?

I was digging.

Into some one afternoon, rel that I got a piece of ross stuck in my nose. He was in there for about three weeks and it's in the shower and she finally came out.

Alex. Wow, how to look after Ray Weggs Alex.

Boys Alex Alex, Alex, Alex Alex.

He there serious question, because like one of the most satisfying things about getting something, when you get something out of your teeth is eating that thing that you've got out of your teeth, Like it's a big you.

Can't and you ate it? Did you eat it?

Old hungry?

Old hungry?

Oh?

My god, You're an amazing man.

That is I think I probably I probably would as well, because you want, you want to like assert your dominance over it.

Like it's been in you. Yeah, it's been harbored in a safe location. Do you know what I mean? Like it's your body. Sure it's been in. What's the difference putting it back in? Do you know what I mean? I would have a soft drink, no d alright, every Friday, you got a.

Chance to tell her it's soft drink or beer just by the sound of the can opening.

Look, I'm to say it again.

This is gonna ruffle a few feathers, but ten thousand dollars, if you get ten cans.

In a row, it has to be you just change the ten. Just don't think we've bring lit that well.

I think we have.

I just did because I reckon, I think we're gonna be that we could be, but it is so hard to get I'm not comfortable anyway. Go on, No one's going to get ten.

I think it's possible, It is the coursest possible that but anything is possible. So I think this is that far out of reach of everyone that with the ten thousand dollars is safe as houses?

All right, you convinced me, Kim, do you reckon? You can get ten?

But probably not.

Let's be.

Love the honesty. Here's can one.

I would say beer.

That was a clinical soft drink. It was Ah, you're kidding, not kidding, So you can't nless. You're honest. You knew you were bad. You were bad. Let's go to Andrew. Here, Andrew, do you think you're better at this?

Oh?

I reckon, I'm pretty good at it? Why because I work at the brewery.

J You don't drink at the brewery, though. Do you crack a lot of anymore? What do you mean anymore? When were you allowed? Nineties?

About twenty years ago?

Yeah?

The nineties had good right, twelve years ago is not the nineties. It's late nineties early yeah?

Yeah?

Alright, Oh.

That you like your beer? Yeah?

Andy, and he remembers the cans man cracked in the nineties' Andy, Andy, here he goes again?

Around him, came.

To Andy having some issues. You've got to hang on, hang on, I crab and cracked yet haven't cracked yet? Few ish his sore finger.

Okay, that's a soft three?

Nice?

Wow, Andy, he's Randy. He's handy, and he's under his third candy.

It's another soft three.

Now I'm not beery as well, I'm going to be I'm not sure that Captain poo Pan's is across the fact that I've been saying ten thousand dollars for ten you're okay with that?

Poo wee?

He's not at least did say you okay with that?

And I said yes, and I admitted I wasn't listening. Godnapped.

Role one as an executive producer of a radio show is listen to the show. You would think that, well, you're gonna be paying mate, because we're making the call. I think that's our budget for the year though, And he's got three and he's looking good.

All right, here we go can for.

I'd say that was a soft creek too.

Oh any that? Hey, the good news is everyone else? Do you reckon? Joe, Joe from Hills? What do you reckon? What's the collective? What would you call a group of cans? Joe?

Group of cans?

Yeah, a six six pack?

We're talking three or.

More more between six? Yeah, I'd say, yeah, we'll go nine.

Technically you are correct, but it's not nine it's just like a you know, an indiscernible amount can nesky and you're like Jesus, A bunch of cans in.

There a pond. Are you gonna come with me with pond?

Gotcha?

Stack?

Oh?

Stack? Apparently yeah, apparently it's a stack of cans. Anyway, Joe, let's see if you can when you're ten thousand bucks, it would be awesome. Ten cans. You've got to get in a row, ten cans for ten k I mean it sounds good.

Fast.

That's absolutely popped off in here, Joe.

What was it?

That was a soft streak and I'm going to kick myself if it wasn't better get kicking.

That was a beer, Joe, that was a big You're gonna have to kick yourself, sorry, Joe. That exploded. That's wild, And that's the game. That's the game. You just never know what's going to happen. Not the cracker, Not the cracker, whenever it's in my teeth.

You were gesticulating with the can for a while there. Austin's called on thirteen six five. You're trying to tell me that sugar free cans are actually bad for you.

Not according to the CSIRO Ciro anyway.

Austin, Austin, you think you're good at this, You think you're good at this game?

Yeah, that should be right road out he's game one. Okay, that was oh yeah, he yes, Now you be honest with me, Be honest with me. You're just guessing that you.

I think that one's a bit of a guess.

I just I just know he's just feeling it into a baby's just get Alan was soft drink Aussie got.

He's here, he's hearing, but he's here in. That's a collective noun for a group of ears. Can thread love up.

Drink?

Yeah, nice.

Beach balls, bloody beach balls like Steve Smith yesterday. Mate, we just can't get you out here.

We go can for.

Yeah, soft drink?

No, I was, but goes. But we were liking you. We were liking you. You're on a roll there, I was. You're halfway there to the ten. I think we can take Cindy. Yeah, let's take it. I reckon, we can Friday. We're gonna squeeze you in, Cindy. Here we go. It's crack straight in can one. You're there, Cindy, you're there.

Sorry, the phone down, We've got half the came off.

Yeah, we don't get we don't behavior at all. Did you say you're on hands free? That's perfect single hands free? No, sorry you did miss here, but you did say you're on hands free. Great, here we go.

That's a what Sorry, that's intrigged.

That's a sweeter. That's a sorry, Cindy, that was a beer.

Yeah, no, wheries it all, mate, Drive say drive two hands ten and two ten and two.

Move on, Joey.

Let's talk about our tagline.

For the Drive Home.

There it is, it's just look, it says nothing.

I think it was maybe good early on when we first moved into this slot, to let people know that that's the time that we do the radio show.

But people like that's where are they? One hundred percent?

Who are they?

Where are they? What time are they?

I'll try and avoid them, but I just think seven years on, I think our tagline is to say something more about our radio show, about who we are, exactly, sell it a bit more.

So.

We took some calls yesterday from you guys as to what our tagline should be.

Where there's a will, there's always a wood will them Woody driving you home or driving you crazy? I think it should be will and Woody the two greatest knobs.

So we love that, so just engage you missed it obviously is a plan on the fact that Willie Woody yeah, like these are nicknames for Yeah.

I think everyone gets that.

I'm just just making just make wood just make it sure anyway, So we love that. We've we've had a further brainstorm about it.

Yeah, we hit the war room and afternoon we.

Think this really pops off if then on the billboard, you and I are holding the doorknob, so we're both holding doorknobs, and it says will and Woody.

What is it again?

Two of the greatest knobs, two of the greatest knobs. Yeah, we're holding two great knobs, two great knobs.

That it's just you have. You're gonna have a laugh on the freeway when you see that, and we are.

Yeah, so yeah, I would have a I would I would Willy and Woody two great knobs. Awesome, funny, awesome, And that's a bit of that. That's, you know, just breaking down the humor there. It's a bit of misdirection, a little bit of misdirection, a little bit of mis direction, which is just champagne.

Is it a doodle joke?

Is it?

Is it a crack at their character? Are there a friend to the doorknobs in their hands?

The other three way? The other options we go hard, two great knobs? Is holding dilldos? No one says it coming? No, okay, co mate, we're a clean shirt. Well, I'm just throwing it out there. No bad idea in a brain's from twenty five to forty demo lovers. We're clean now.

We do think though that quite seriously, this is a great idea. We wanted to see it on billboards and the only way to get it there, though, is to send in the bulldog. That's you and bulldog.

Well only because I'm a little you know, I'm just a little mole rat male rat. Just an adorable little mole rat. On my back. I'm going to see on my back, can't get back over. That's me.

That's me, that's my life. That is you anyway. Yeah, so compared to that, you are a bulldog.

Ye.

I think you should call the head of marketing new head of.

Marketing, by the way. Great, so she's fresh to the role and you're going to give her an early win. This is a big moment for her. You take willim Wood to the stratosphere. You call her and effectively pitch to her this idea to change all the marketing, all the branding, and I think to sell it. Yep, I know, pretty comfy there in your chair. I think you need to make the call off your mobile, so I'll come from your number and then we'll personalize it a bit. Yeah, and we'll just record the whole thing in here and then up to you. If you revealed to her that we're recording on the radio show, yeah, I think I have to legally, but I can do that afterwards. Well, she won't s us swing herself, that's so true, shooting herself from the foot.

We've got to how we've got her. We have got to look at the mole. Rat's got claws. All right, here we go. You get out of the studio. I'm going to jump on my phone.

Yeah, get out, and I'm going to call it LJ new head of marketing. Yes, okay, all right, And it's Willy. It's Willy and Woody two great knobs.

Yeah, that's it. And I was holding doors. Get out of the shoe.

Hello, Hello, Hi, Hello, Hello, I'm well thanks how are you.

Yeah good, I'm pretty good.

I'm just taking out of the studio and you get a coffee before.

The magic heavns.

O nice.

Now, I've got to be slightly quick because I've got to run back in in a second.

Of course, I just just because I saw you this new role. But you're doing some marketing stuff, aren't you. Yes, there's marketing now, yeah in the tame.

All right, well maybe so any thing about it on the weekend. But I just thought directly about it because we actually just took some calls on some ideas for like what we could do for some new branding for us, like just like a line effectively.

But one of them was a cracker.

I thought, it's just funny. You're going to find this funny because it is. She said, Willy and Woody two great knobs.

And then and then, you know, because obviously that sounds like you're talking about something dirty.

Both holding door handles. What do you think?

Are you serious?

Yeah?

Who called you up saying that? Oh listener?

Do you like her serious?

Yeah?

Right, I don't know.

I mean, you know, I'm pretty easy to make laughs.

But that's how we should be positioning.

Okay, Oh no, fair enough.

Congrats again on the role.

Mate. It's awesome.

Thank you very much.

Speak to you. But do you like it? J? Do you like it? J?

It's woody here, it's woody. Now you're gone. It tends to happen to me when I joined the business meetings. Will you there? Everyone's gone, Oh well, William Woody quiz up next