With the Melbourne International Comedy Festival cancelled, we're performing our show, but this time on a Youtube Live stream! We'll be streaming a full live show and chatting with you beautiful people, so please make sure you're wearing your best pair of underwear, tell your friends and mark Saturday 4th April @ 4pm in your calendars (click this link to add to your Google calendar).

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With the Melbourne International Comedy Festival cancelled, we're performing our show, but this time on a <a href="https://youtu.be/abSzfyxyhVg">Youtube Live</a> stream! We'll be streaming a full live show and chatting with you beautiful people, so please make sure you're wearing your best pair of underwear, tell your friends and mark Saturday 4th April @ 4pm in your calendars (click <a href="https://calendar.google.com/calendar/b/1?cid=b2NvM3A3dWs1YWo4MjM0anNyNnQwZGpvaDBAZ3JvdXAuY2FsZW5kYXIuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbQ">this link</a> to add to your Google calendar).
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**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someones house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome To Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that stares far too hard at everyday life.

Welcome To Patchwork

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

YouTube Live Show: At Home with Patchwork | Sat 4th April @ 4pm

Where you Patchrons? Are you vacuuming? Put your hand up. 



We’re talking breakfast wraps and breakfast wrap names in this Bonus Patch. Dion tells us about an older cafe employee that continually tries to bamboozle him when he orders a bacon and egg wrap, Christian is labelled a genius but laments not saying more clever things in the main Patch, Josh applies for Mensa in his dissection of ‘egg and bacon wrap’ as a menu item name. 

Where you Patchrons? Are you vacuuming? Put your hand up. 
 
We’re talking breakfast wraps and breakfast wrap names in this Bonus Patch. Dion tells us about an older cafe employee that continually tries to bamboozle him when he orders a bacon and egg wrap, Christian is labelled a genius but laments not saying more clever things in the main Patch, Josh applies for Mensa in his dissection of ‘egg and bacon wrap’ as a menu item name.

Which Ingredient Deserves Top Billing When Naming A Dish?

Josh surprises Dion and Christian with the big reveal that he wore the same clothes in their company on two consecutive nights. Christian confesses to noticing Dion's sexy new date outfit and we discuss Josh's upgrade to linen shirts. Also, how great is being complimented on what you're wearing? So good. 

Watch this Bonus Patch on YouTube

Josh surprises Dion and Christian with the big reveal that he wore the same clothes in their company on two consecutive nights. Christian confesses to noticing Dion's sexy new date outfit and we discuss Josh's upgrade to linen shirts. Also, how great is being complimented on what you're wearing? So good. 
<a href="https://youtu.be/U-RJpn1Ho6g">Watch this Bonus Patch on YouTube</a>

Will You Wear The Same Clothes Two Nights In A Row?

Christian has finally found the elderly neighbours he’s been looking for and, typically, they came in the form of a bowl of tomatoes. Dion questions the neighbours' motives and warns Christian by recounting the parable of his neighbour in sheep’s clothing. We then chat about rubbish collection and Josh laments finding a mystery coffee cup at the bottom of your freshly emptied bin. 

Are you confident when cutting food in half? Are you worried about the dreaded ‘bigger half’? Does a muffin deserve better than Dion ripping it in half like a maddened primate? Josh falls on his sword and will always let his partner take the half they want while Christian proclaims that we’ve given individuals too much power to control the size of their slices. Dion wants to know, how an orange should be cut and we discuss the fundamentals of sharing. 

Dion then asks us to ponder the age old question, what is a businessman? We dissect the words ‘cofounder’ and ‘entrepreneur’ and make fun of Josh for his pronunciation of the words. Stocks, briefcase, suit, computer - are these businessman? If the briefcase is flat, where does the lunch go? And why do people still wear a suit to work? 

With very special guests "Scrolling Through Time" and "Patchword Of The Day"

Follow us on Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, Twitter and Facebook to see clips from the show: linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork

For a couple of dollars a month you can sign up to our Patreon page and get a bonus Patch every off week! Check out: www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

Christian has finally found the elderly neighbours he’s been looking for and, typically, they came in the form of a bowl of tomatoes. Dion questions the neighbours' motives and warns Christian by recounting the parable of his neighbour in sheep’s clothing. We then chat about rubbish collection and Josh laments finding a mystery coffee cup at the bottom of your freshly emptied bin. 
Are you confident when cutting food in half? Are you worried about the dreaded ‘bigger half’? Does a muffin deserve better than Dion ripping it in half like a maddened primate? Josh falls on his sword and will always let his partner take the half they want while Christian proclaims that we’ve given individuals too much power to control the size of their slices. Dion wants to know, how an orange should be cut and we discuss the fundamentals of sharing. 
Dion then asks us to ponder the age old question, what is a businessman? We dissect the words ‘cofounder’ and ‘entrepreneur’ and make fun of Josh for his pronunciation of the words. Stocks, briefcase, suit, computer - are these businessman? If the briefcase is flat, where does the lunch go? And why do people still wear a suit to work? 
With very special guests "Scrolling Through Time" and "Patchword Of The Day"
Follow us on Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, Twitter and Facebook to see clips from the show: <a href="https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork">linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork</a>
For a couple of dollars a month you can sign up to our Patreon page and get a bonus Patch every off week! Check out: <a href="http://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork">www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork</a>

YouTube Live Show: At Home with Patchwork | Sat 4th April @ 4pm

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