Christian kicks things off asking how Josh and Dion currently respond to the question, "How are you?" before recounting a story where he and another Australian male stranger played a game of "mate" tennis.

Then, we dive into the big question for this Bonus Patch, would you rather eat or drink? Josh, of course, sets the incredibly rigid rules of the discussion and it leads us to deep-dive into texture of food versus fluidity of drinks and whether a pulpy juice is basically eating.

We also wonder if eating quickly is developed in childhood or just evidence that we're a fast-gorging consumerist generation.

And of course, we struggle to say "subliminal images".

Christian kicks things off asking how Josh and Dion currently respond to the question, "How are you?" before recounting a story where he and another Australian male stranger played a game of "mate" tennis.
Then, we dive into the big question for this Bonus Patch, would you rather eat or drink? Josh, of course, sets the incredibly rigid rules of the discussion and it leads us to deep-dive into texture of food versus fluidity of drinks and whether a pulpy juice is basically eating.
We also wonder if eating quickly is developed in childhood or just evidence that we're a fast-gorging consumerist generation.
And of course, we struggle to say "subliminal images".

**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someones house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome To Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that stares far too hard at everyday life.

Welcome To Patchwork

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

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