Josh went in for a routine pathology test and came out lightly shaved. Nobody warned him. The boys try to work out whether a phlebotomist should ask before taking a razor to your chest, whether this is a chance to nuke the whole thing, and whether chest hair actually grows back thicker.

Then somehow the conversation turns into a career pivot. Dion is convinced becoming a phlebotomist is a great get-rich-quick scheme. Josh points out that a salaried job is, by definition, not quick. 

Plus: why chest hair stops growing at a certain length, whether Josh's aversion to getting medical tests is stoicism or emotional avoidance, and a phlebotomless pit of a pun to close it out.

Thank you so much, Patreons! Love you and love your work.

Josh went in for a routine pathology test and came out lightly shaved. Nobody warned him. The boys try to work out whether a phlebotomist should ask before taking a razor to your chest, whether this is a chance to nuke the whole thing, and whether chest hair actually grows back thicker.
Then somehow the conversation turns into a career pivot. Dion is convinced becoming a phlebotomist is a great get-rich-quick scheme. Josh points out that a salaried job is, by definition, not quick.&nbsp;
Plus: why chest hair stops growing at a certain length, whether Josh's aversion to getting medical tests is stoicism or emotional avoidance, and a phlebotomless pit of a pun to close it out.
Thank you so much, Patreons! Love you and love your work.

**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someones house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome To Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that stares far too hard at everyday life.

Welcome To Patchwork

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.