'What is the purpose of the front porch light if not to be left on for members of the household currently out of the house!?' says Josh indignantly during this episode. He's sick of fumbling with his keys while Christian sits inside laughing at how much electricity he's saving. The trio also ponder what's required of both parties when someone turns up to your house before you're ready.

We also settle on our dream jobs if we were to have lived back in the Wild West in a frontier town and take a visit to Melbourne Zoo. I also change grammatical person throughout this show description.

With very special guest 'Surreally Good' off the back of a listener request.

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