From coughing fits to crusty sourdoughs, this episode is made entirely of scraps - old notes, fleeting thoughts, and the kinds of ponderings that once felt too small, too odd, or too unworthy to make the cut. But today, they shine.

In this rapid-fire, patchwork-style patch, we discuss:
The weird intimacy of bringing a list of topics to dinner
Why Christian thinks fridges have made us forget the meaning of "fresh"
Is putting found items higher really helping the original owner?
Emojis vs. "haha" - which carries more social weight?
Nonno throws out a brand new phone, but keeps 1997 soft drinks
The stress of coughing while trying to finish a story
Walking past a housemate: acknowledge? ignore? perform?
The violent pain of sourdough and how to eat it safely
“Myriad” reasons to hate people who know they're using “myriad” correctly

So grab your blunt knife, lift that lost glove to eye level, and join us as we stitch together a new patch - out of scraps.

Follow us on Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, Twitter and Facebook to see clips from the show: linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork

For a couple of dollars a month you can sign up to our Patreon page and get a bonus Patch every off week! Check out: www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

From coughing fits to crusty sourdoughs, this episode is made entirely of scraps - old notes, fleeting thoughts, and the kinds of ponderings that once felt too small, too odd, or too unworthy to make the cut. But today, they shine.
In this rapid-fire, patchwork-style patch, we discuss:
<ul>
<li>The weird intimacy of bringing a list of topics to dinner</li>
<li>Why Christian thinks fridges have made us forget the meaning of "fresh"</li>
<li>Is putting found items higher really helping the original owner?</li>
<li>Emojis vs. "haha" - which carries more social weight?</li>
<li>Nonno throws out a brand new phone, but keeps 1997 soft drinks</li>
<li>The stress of coughing while trying to finish a story</li>
<li>Walking past a housemate: acknowledge? ignore? perform?</li>
<li>The violent pain of sourdough and how to eat it safely</li>
<li>&ldquo;Myriad&rdquo; reasons to hate people who know they're using &ldquo;myriad&rdquo; correctly</li>
</ul>
So grab your blunt knife, lift that lost glove to eye level, and join us as we stitch together a new patch - out of scraps.
Follow us on Instagram, YouTube, TikTok, Twitter and Facebook to see clips from the show:&nbsp;<a href="https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork">linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork</a>
For a couple of dollars a month you can sign up to our&nbsp;Patreon&nbsp;page and get a bonus Patch every off week! Check out:&nbsp;<a href="http://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork">www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork</a>

**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someones house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome To Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that stares far too hard at everyday life.

Welcome To Patchwork

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

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