Why do pubs put foreign currency all over the wall? Christian noticed it for the first time and now he can't unsee it. Is it a love letter to international travellers, a quiet way for backpackers to offload useless złoty, or just lazy decor copied from every other pub in town?

Then somehow we end up stack-ranking who is the most miserable of the three. Christian wins on volume and consistency, but Josh wins on reaching the lowest depths, because he's Josh. 

Plus: the red cycle soft plastics betrayal, what landfill actually looks like (nobody knows), and the impossibility of living an ethical life when your iPhone, your AliExpress habit, and the billionaire's yacht are all part of the same problem.

Why do pubs put foreign currency all over the wall? Christian noticed it for the first time and now he can't unsee it. Is it a love letter to international travellers, a quiet way for backpackers to offload useless złoty, or just lazy decor copied from every other pub in town?
Then somehow we end up stack-ranking who is the most miserable of the three. Christian wins on volume and consistency, but Josh wins on reaching the lowest depths, because he's Josh.&nbsp;
Plus: the red cycle soft plastics betrayal, what landfill actually looks like (nobody knows), and the impossibility of living an ethical life when your iPhone, your AliExpress habit, and the billionaire's yacht are all part of the same problem.

**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someones house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome To Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that stares far too hard at everyday life.

Welcome To Patchwork

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.