Josh is on a mission to understand the value of $100, but Dion and Christian are determined to derail him at every turn. Is a five-course meal really worth the same as a theatre ticket? Should a bottle of scotch cost more if we factor in the societal cost of alcoholism? And how are tea bags so cheap when they require farming, harvesting, packaging, and—most importantly—tiny, tiny staples?

Meanwhile, Christian meets Mark, a festival philosopher standing triumphantly on an eski, overflowing with love but unsure of what to do with it. Dion reflects on the existential crisis of a wardrobe full of once-loved shirts he can no longer stand. And we all learn the meaning of “Yes, Jeff”, a phrase that makes just as much sense as tea bags costing $4.

Plus, a shocking revelation: Dion has been wearing a full chef’s uniform for the entire episode, and neither Josh nor Christian thought it was remotely worth acknowledging. 

Josh is on a mission to understand the value of $100, but Dion and Christian are determined to derail him at every turn. Is a five-course meal really worth the same as a theatre ticket? Should a bottle of scotch cost more if we factor in the societal cost of alcoholism? And how are tea bags so cheap when they require farming, harvesting, packaging, and&mdash;most importantly&mdash;tiny, tiny staples?
Meanwhile, Christian meets Mark, a festival philosopher standing triumphantly on an eski, overflowing with love but unsure of what to do with it. Dion reflects on the existential crisis of a wardrobe full of once-loved shirts he can no longer stand. And we all learn the meaning of &ldquo;Yes, Jeff&rdquo;, a phrase that makes just as much sense as tea bags costing $4.
Plus, a shocking revelation: Dion has been wearing a full chef&rsquo;s uniform for the entire episode, and neither Josh nor Christian thought it was remotely worth acknowledging.&nbsp;

**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someones house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome To Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that stares far too hard at everyday life.

Welcome To Patchwork

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

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