It's Bonus Patch time. Josh's mum spots Elle Macpherson at dinner in North Queensland and reports back that she was eating Vita Wheats with cheese. We piece together what this means, how tall Elle actually is, and whether the age of the supermodel is behind us.

Then Dion pours Christian three-quarters of a cup of tea and refuses to be sorry about it. The boys debate whether "filling up exactly the right amount" is a life skill or just something that didn't can't be done. 

Plus: is it a compliment when someone falls asleep to your podcast, and what else in the world deserves the word "super"?

Thank you so much, Patreons! Love you and love your work, and your pets!

It's Bonus Patch time. Josh's mum spots Elle Macpherson at dinner in North Queensland and reports back that she was eating Vita Wheats with cheese. We piece together what this means, how tall Elle actually is, and whether the age of the supermodel is behind us.
Then Dion pours Christian three-quarters of a cup of tea and refuses to be sorry about it. The boys debate whether "filling up exactly the right amount" is a life skill or just something that didn't can't be done.&nbsp;
Plus: is it a compliment when someone falls asleep to your podcast, and what else in the world deserves the word "super"?
Thank you so much, Patreons! Love you and love your work, and your pets!

**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someones house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome To Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that stares far too hard at everyday life.

Welcome To Patchwork

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.