The Arnold Schwarz'N'Egger, Garden Goddess... how do YOU order items off a menu that have silly names? Are you a Dion and trail off midway through? Are you a Josh and order with gusto? Or are you a Christian who will reluctantly say the full name?  

We rage out at ordering and talk about a perfect world where you can actually reference the numbers on the menu to the waiter.

Then for some reason we briefly chat about burner phones... 

Josh gives us an impromptu Oh Mo of the Week and, as always, a peek under the blanket.

The Arnold Schwarz'N'Egger, Garden Goddess... how do YOU order items off a menu that have silly names? Are you a Dion and trail off midway through? Are you a Josh and order with gusto? Or are you a Christian who will reluctantly say the full name?  
We rage out at ordering and talk about a perfect world where you can actually reference the numbers on the menu to the waiter.
Then for some reason we briefly chat about burner phones... 
Josh gives us an impromptu Oh Mo of the Week and, as always, a peek under the blanket.

**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someones house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome To Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that stares far too hard at everyday life.

Welcome To Patchwork

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.