Dion has decided that clothes don't need to be folded. He thinks she should just be laid flat, one on top of the other, in shirt-shaped stacks. Josh and Christian try to walk the idiot through the obvious problems, and somehow end up designing a wardrobe with one mini drawer per t-shirt, like a tiered pizza oven.

Then the conversation drifts to hanging versus folding. Christian has run out of hanger real estate and now promotes and demotes shirts based on how sexy he felt the last time he wore them.

Plus: what do you do with a shirt that comes home from a smoky venue? Josh quarantines it on the floor. Christian gives it another wear because he secretly likes the smell. And Dion watches on in disbelief!

Dion has decided that clothes don't need to be folded. He thinks she should just be laid flat, one on top of the other, in shirt-shaped stacks. Josh and Christian try to walk the idiot through the obvious problems, and somehow end up designing a wardrobe with one mini drawer per t-shirt, like a tiered pizza oven.
Then the conversation drifts to hanging versus folding. Christian has run out of hanger real estate and now promotes and demotes shirts based on how sexy he felt the last time he wore them.
Plus: what do you do with a shirt that comes home from a smoky venue? Josh quarantines it on the floor. Christian gives it another wear because he secretly likes the smell. And Dion watches on in disbelief!

**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someones house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome To Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that stares far too hard at everyday life.

Welcome To Patchwork

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.