Are brightly coloured runners ever acceptable? Do jumpers have more personality than party shirts? And is it possible to buy practical pants without accidentally becoming a tradesman?

Christian longs for the practical elegance of tradie gear, Dion faces an existential wardrobe crisis, and Josh defends the honour of his Aldi beer of choice, much to Christian’s horror. 

Perhaps most importantly, we learn that Rivets beer sold by ALDI is brewed by a leading brewmaster… in Vietnam. How unGerman!

Are brightly coloured runners ever acceptable? Do jumpers have more personality than party shirts? And is it possible to buy practical pants without accidentally becoming a tradesman?
Christian longs for the practical elegance of tradie gear, Dion faces an existential wardrobe crisis, and Josh defends the honour of his Aldi beer of choice, much to Christian&rsquo;s horror.&nbsp;
Perhaps most importantly, we learn that Rivets beer sold by ALDI is brewed by a leading brewmaster&hellip; in Vietnam. How unGerman!

**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someones house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome To Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that stares far too hard at everyday life.

Welcome To Patchwork

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.