Victory Light with The Kid Mero@LIZBELORTIZ
@RAINEYOVALLE
Legit, Yo, Liz Belle, what's good baby? It's good to see you. You know what I'm saying. Back in the were back in the steh ad we back home?
Thank God?
And I guess I don't know. I guess MA was like running later or something.
But that's good to know.
What's what's with that face?
No? No, no, I feel I feel good knowing it's just it's just one less of you.
Okay, what is that?
I just feel I feel like good inside. I feel like I feel like a little missandress. Oh no, I feel like I feel like men should shut the fuck up.
Okay, all right, Liz Bell, what's happening?
Why don't you shut the fuck up?
I'm not understanding. I'm not unders understanding.
Is a man with knows?
Pearsons podcast Mike. None of those words are in the Bible. It's not You're not You can't be the one God.
Was talking about.
Tupac had a nose ring. You are not talking, damn.
Don't never mention him again in your life. Don't you think it's crazy that you, as a man need oxygen? You need God another man to provide.
For you to live.
Don't we all need oxygen?
No, that's crazy, that's that's intane to me. And you, as a man, you think that you deserve strawberries and mangoes in your liquor. You're supposed to be down in the bottle of fucking ian j like God intended you to.
Peaches and cream was a good song. I don't know what, I don't know what do you?
What are you even talking to me about? Shouldn't shouldn't shouldn't men be dying in a war?
How do you keep disappearing? What is this rady?
You see?
The way women weren't allowed to own credit cards without male supervision, Men shouldn't be allowed to have Instacar fucking memberships without a woman signing off on that ship?
Oh my god, Lizbelle, you don't understand.
Why don't you shut the fuck up while a woman speaks? Okay, you in your blue fucking alien shirt?
This is all right? Well that's personal. Okay, First of all, I got on the ship.
Sometimes you ask women what happened? Why did all four of a mysterious ass husband is just die like that?
Why don't you ask yourself? Who gives a fuck?
Wow? Okay, let's bell you're playing with forces I don't think you understand you are opening doors. I think mortals hitherto undreamt of.
You should shut the fuck up. This is a woman's world, bro, we got what we got like four days left.
Of women's history month. Merrow not here. Fuck you, fuck Merrow.
Fuck the boy children that you have, Fuck the male listeners, and fuck Victor just because because why the fuck you gotta have a full head of curly hair, a full hairline, and at that age. Fuck all of y'all.
Actually, you know what.
For once I agree with a woman.
Damn that paid me, that paid me to do man.
Oh man, Holy fucking shit. Yo, what's good everybody? We are back home, back in the studio. You know what I'm saying, Victory light home turf baby. The usual suspects are here. You know what I'm saying. We got big rainy to yep God, you already know what it is, ye apoholics, real yep shit. And then we got up. We got Lizbelle, super bitch of New York La Matata in the building and everybody back there, you know what I'm saying, holding it down. We got men training the freaky man. We got redacted in the building, you know what I'm saying. We got goddamn we got goddamn Victor. I'm not gonna call him uncle Victor because he hates that. And then we got m Son insane.
If you guys have not noticed, relax, relax, relox.
Hey guys, we know, we know Dad is not here, all right.
We know Dad's not here.
Poppy Marrow is not here.
Bro No, but he left his keys and we in the wine cellar. Yeah, yes, yeah, baby, yeah, were here. But you probably notice Listen, you're probably asking yourself, but why why is Meryll not here? Who do these who do these dumb horse think they are to steer the ship by themselves? And listen, baby, I don't know any recession indicator better than the fact that we can't afford Merrow this episode. All right, that's it. Okay, that's the tea. All right, that's the tea. He's not here. His budget is insane. All right. We can't, we couldn't do it. We can't do it anymore. We can't, we can't. We can barely afford Victor.
Yeah, he's halfway through the door. You can't even see it.
Yeah, And he's and he's in a military coup as we speak. So he's involved. Oh oh my god, yo, but speaking of a recession like you know, jokes aside. Real quick, let's get into it, baby, because I feel like we are headed down that pipeline fast if we are not there already. Yes, how do you feel about how do you? How do you feel about this? Bro?
First of all, have you ever heard of fridge scaping? It's motherfuckers who decorate the inside of their fridge like landscaping.
Yeah, but in the fridge exactly.
They don't have no food to put in, a bitch, so they put in flowers, they put in vases, they got little rings and little they got little chin The leaders and ship decide. Yeah, it's a real white woman activity. Bro, I feel like I so, how did that end up on your.
It to me?
Oh?
Like skinned women?
I mean to be fair.
Have you seen the price of eggs?
Yeah? Yes, yo eggs, Yo, yo fucking price of eggs this week.
That's only overhead though, bro, because I was buying a bag of a bag of six eggs in dr costs a dollar twenty five.
I think that's the most Listen. D R gets a lot of flag for a lot of things.
I think like eggs and bags, does that work?
I think it's crazy.
They sell water bags, they sell juice and bags.
Yeah, Bro, that's what I'm saying. They selling the they selling the FEMA, They selling FEMA eggs. Bro. Crazy, Oh my god, Bro a reception yo. But but yes, you were saying you wasn't feeling the recession right because you was in dr balling out with your egg purchase, with your bagged egg purchases.
Yeah.
Yeah, you know what's another This is how you could tell the recession is coming.
Bro.
I was on TikTok Live. I saw three out of four B two K members on that bitch hustling for live gets.
Oh no, they was on TikTok Live. Yeah, Bro with yo, Nah, that's crazy.
They was on the Ashley Trevino type vibe bro begging for money. I said, what's what happened to Sun by four?
What happened to my legends?
These are? This is B two K We're talking.
About crazy, yo. You know you know, so you know it's a wild recession indicator.
Bro.
Financing your burrito and.
If you heard about that, yeah.
Yeah, And if you're not up on game, uh door Dash and Clark have signed a deal where customers can choose to pay for food deliveries in interest free installments or deferred options aligned with payday schedules. That second part is fucking insane, bro.
That is so fucked up.
Bro.
And some of the simpler terms, they want you to put your burrito in four different payments and they want to know when you get paid.
Bro.
I think you know what. You know what my theory is. I think Trump's trying to get rid of the I R S so that he can institute the IPS, which is the International Poverty Service Jesus Christ, and they track your purchases and they make sure you stay poor. Bro.
That that actually is not too far off.
That makes sense to finish it, you know what I'm saying.
It does make sense because you know that's mad predatory.
Oh d Bro, you taking that ship out my check like it's fucking Social Security, which is on its way out right, So.
Now you got me financing a fucking case ida, Bro.
I want to know. I want to know what sick freak degenerate in the government walked into a Dominican bodega forgot his debit card. He lived right upstairs, so he didn't bring his phone. He can't tap to pay, and then he was like, oh god, I'm so sorry. Yeah, all I got was a All I got was a scallion bagel. No cream cheese, just scallions inside the bagel. Yeah. Oh damn it. I forgot my phone. I don't have my I don't have my card either. I'm sorry. Can I just run up? No? Not that, Fiel, What what's that? Hey? You know you're taking out, but you pay me later. And he and and the evil light bulb. Yeah, the sick fuckery lit up in his skull and he was like, oh my god, fyol, holy shit. And then he took that ship to the door dash offices and he was like, I've got this brilliant new idea that I came up with myself. It's called the fiol model. Like we feed these people and then we take their money later. And then they'd be like, yo, but then how would we get the money back? No no, no, no, no no no no no. Listen, we never charge them for it. We just act very passive aggressive until they pay us free. That's the fowl model, bro, that's the Fioul model. The IPS stole the Fiouwl model from Dominicans.
Bro, I think that I can't say, but motherfuckers be very parasitic, all right, and they see shit that we as a community could do it. It's a little you know, it's a cute little shit dig. And they say, Yo, how can we make a single mother of five? How can we make her pain even more arch?
Yeah?
How can we drive her into poverty? And how can we drive her.
Even deeper into a wedge of cutting one burrito into six pieces and making it last a week?
No, it's it's insane, bro, It's insane. Definite, definite recession indicator right there.
That is so peeped well. In my family, we said, at least for Kubet, that's a year. That's four for my Caribbean folks, for big four blue barrels exactly, exactly, for big ass blue barrels full of all of your old ship that will eventually go to a beautiful family in dr.
You know what I miss about that? I miss getting back film photographs of the smallest child in the world wearing your wearing your exl forever twenty one crowd top. I miss that. I miss I miss having that those memories, Like Yo, that old shirt went to a good cause. Bro. That's fire.
Also in dr BRO, gender doesn't really exist. So it's like if you got a baby fat shirt from like two thousand and four, the twenty four year old, Like, boy, uncle's gonna be wearing that shit. Yeah, it's gonna it's gonna fit in beautifully.
But that's crazy baby fat, not around, no more Fat Farm, not around No More NYC, which nobody pronounced correctly in Around, No More and Forever twenty one just filed for bankruptcy. Bro, this is this is getting out of hand. Bro.
Yeah, we losing were losing all the very basic bitch recipes. Bro.
Yeah, like we're losing all all the all the very mid fly ship.
Yeah. That's one hundred that's one hundred percent of recession indicator, bro, because like, I don't know how you fuck up paying Indian seamstresses pennies on the dollar. I don't know how you fucked that up. Bro, I don't know how you fuck that up. That's insane, you know what I'm saying.
So don't you realize that they're getting rid of all of the places like rebellious teenagers are supposed to hang out at.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah name on, give me one.
I know, I know, bro instantly, I think a Stussie.
Oh, Stucie Snoosie is still around for real.
I haven't seen one of one of them bitches in ages.
Maybe not the physical stores, but I think Stucie's still around.
I haven't seen that ship in fucking yeah is still around. Yeah, men has to know that.
Bro, fashion Yo, freaky fashion men. Of course he knows that. You know what, I you know what I missed though, that is still around digitally, but their their warehouse is gone, their storefront's gone. Fucking all my twenty eleven underground hip hop rats will remember this. Fucking Mishka, Bro. Do you remember Mishka? Absolutely not, Yeah, no, Mishka. Mishka had a fucking stranglehold Bro on the street wear clothes like streetwear. Oh but they had, but they you know, it's it was. It was just such a cultural touchstone, and it was Miska could not have happened at any other time. And the fact that they're not around anymore is just like, damn, like we're losing pillars, bro Y. When we lose pillars, I don't even know it's a it's a it's a distant memory. Now I don't even know. I don't even know when Mishka got got out the paint.
But all right, p yellow rat bastard.
That's one spot I think about because I like stores that don't make fucking sense.
Yeah.
I like stores where you walk in and you're like, actually, who would wear this?
Yeah?
You know, like I love a confusing store that did that. American apparel always confused me.
Yeah yeah. Also Abercrombie, yes, and also Crombie and Fitch. It was always dark in there. I felt like I was walking in on the signal group chat like in the I felt.
Like Abercrombie stock is performing unbelievably well.
Oh really wow, look at that.
You know.
One of my cousins went over there to to apply for like one of the jobs, and they straight up told them like, Yo, sorry, but you just you're just not hot.
It not sexy enough. Man, you just don't got it. I have another theory, yo, I'm we blasting off. Where did jimmy newtrunp look? I have another theory, bro, Abercrombie is doing so well again because white women want to be skinny again. They no longer want to look like naked minach so they're going to the appropriate shopping districts and buying clothes that fucking fits.
Okay, yeah, Bro, the other day I was walking into the city. I told you I came home. Well, I was pulling up and I'm like, Yo, yeah, I've seen at least.
At least eight bitches all dressed exactly the same. Yo. They all had on blue jeans, black keels, and this long black trench coat.
Yeah.
Yeah, they all look like they belong on sex in the city. And I'm like, yeah, that's what I like to see.
Of literity, like like like of ligitary like like.
Like you know what my favorite shit is though, I like the uh I like the Because we're talking about recession indicators. I also love the white lesbian indicator, which is the Henchman leather, the Sopranos Henchman leather.
Yeah, that's four.
Sizes too big. And they got the eight twenty four, the eight twenty four dad hat with the blonde highlights poking out the side. Bro stepping into their super and their super outback, Yeah exactly. You know what I mean, they gotta step out that motherfucker. Bro. Listen, this mad recession indicators.
Bro.
One of them is gas becoming surprisingly cheap because there is an unexpected lower demand, which means motherfuckers is just not driving.
Damn.
So people just playing the crib. People just like, all right, yeah, shit fucked up everywhere. I'm gonna just stay home.
Bro, they playing a crib. Listen as a as a plane the crib connoisseur. Why would I go outside? Right? Why would I do that? They got PS five outside? No, they got goddamn they got they got they got wallowing in yourself pity outside. No, bro, they don't have none of that outside? Bro, Why would I go there? Why would I do that? It's like, Bro, they got Playboy cardioutside? No, they fucking don't. And he just dropped, for the first time in five years, fucking recession indicator right there. Bro, word, this motherfucker dropped a thirty track, nearly hour and a half feature length album of him just going hassan hit me what exactly?
Follow me home? Bro?
Bro, Listen, I'm saying, yo, we got crazy recession indicators. Man, did you listen to IM music by Playboy Card?
Is that the name of the album?
So it's weird. He did that thing that artists do that's like fucking annoying. We're like the album name on Spotify says just as music, but then the cover says, I am music, So it's one of It's one of.
Them, and listen to it.
You asked me to listen to the Playboy Cardio album or you wanted me to watch the show Invincible. I couldn't do both, Bro, Okay, So I watched Invincible?
Yeah? Yeah, yeah?
And what the fuck is wrong with you? Why the fuck?
Why the fuck would you make me watch something like that?
Bro? First episode?
And I watched that ship right before I fell asleep, I had nightmen crazy fucked up.
Why would you recommend something like that?
Because well, I hate women, right?
I mean I knew that. I can tell by your fucking shirt.
That's precisely exactly, Yeah, exactly. Listen, I got on the ship, like I said, Bro, Merrill didn't. That's all I'm gonna say.
That explains why he's on head exactly.
You know what I'm saying, Bro, this is it's listen. That's why it's giving be dazzled early two thousands, Claire's type ship. You know what I'm saying. This the type of swag they only give you the more.
The more you do that, the more the testostery, the exactly runs away from me.
I'm getting my hair bag. I don't know about that. Those aliens are dancing, this alien going crazy.
No, but yeah, you you.
I finally watched one of your recommendations.
It was a pretty cool show. You know. The ending of the first episode.
Really fucked me though, Oh yeah, yeah, because I wasn't expecting that.
Oh wait, the first episode, the first episode of the really fucked you. Yeah, like that guy at your hotel.
Don't don't do that. Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that, because then I got to put my hands on you on camera.
Yes, Cara, I feel my teeth getting longer. I'm possessed by the spirit of Marrow right now. I am becoming to beat this ship out of you. Bro, bro, give me this, give me this, Give me this, give.
Yo what is wrong?
Give me this, Give me this. We are not in a recession at all. You know why this motherfucker heaven is ship, this ship heaven and a motherfucker.
Oh my god, bro, Liz, what you Liz?
You living great? Bro? Listen Liz A.
Men yo, y'all are some assholes, bro.
Be more like Liz, all right, get in while the market is down. Dick has never been lower.
What makes you think the floor? Yo, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna let you disrespect me like this. No, you bitch, bitch, bitch bitches.
First of all, y'all got me coming to the city four, six, seven times a week, So I said, I might as well book a hotel for the next few days.
So so mad me ask you a question. Yes, you walked over here?
No, okay, yeah, I'm gonna walk over here on Thursday.
Bit when y'all need me again.
Motherfucker, fucking ass her bro got me coming to the city paying these cabs, I said, I might as well just stay in the city, get a few days to myself. And now y'all got the motherfucking audacity to come ahead look at me and tell me that a man paid for my hotel room that I'm somehow going over there for for extra curricular activity.
Listen, it's not that it's not that he paid for it. It's that you posted him and you forgot that I was in your close friends. Did you post that? Yes? She did?
Did that once? You're gonna listen to it.
Man, She did a lion. Bro.
Look at his tattoo, look at the rings on his hand, look at the manicured nails.
Bro, He's a liar.
She put maxwell as the song in her story.
I will never do that, bro, she did, I would never do that, would be my bitch by biggie.
I will never do that. I will never do what you.
Saying, Oh my god, yo, but hotels stay aside.
Yes, since all my motherfucking business.
But but you watched Invincible at home though? Yes I did, okay in my own okay, okay, okay, okay. So as you were saying before, what the fuck is wrong with your rainy? Why would you suggest this sick freak here? Hello, that's me, that's my that's like my whole thing. What did you think? Did you? Did it hook you?
Like? Are you?
Yes?
It did? It? Did hook me?
Because I don't want to watch it. I want to watch the next episode. I want to know what flipped, all right? Because he was just wholesome, nice dad, and then at the end he go he loses his fucking marbles like.
Like a white like a man. That makes sense.
Oh you know I was thinking about this, isn't it crazy? How I never see superheroes bleed because they're invincible and all of these things. But all of a sudden, you got black and brown superheroes and now they bleeded. Now you could kill them. Yeah, I think that's a little odd. I think that's a little that's a little white bro.
I think it's crazy that like they they got they got the black guy, the dark the tan Greek shorty out of there, they got the fish man out of there. Bro, nobody was safe. They got the bro he clipped a fish and a marsh Bro. That's like the start of a bad joke. Like you know what I'm saying. So uh, an immortal, a fish guy and an immortal a fish guy in a Martian walk into a bar and they go to sleep. For God. Sorry, I had to.
Get that.
I had to get that out of my systems.
The spirit of doctor Lamar just possesses us.
It's it's it's it's not something I'm proud of. Sometimes it happens in a recession. I can't afford my soul by itself. I have to share space inside my chest. I have to. I'm I'm subleasing. I'm subleasing, I'm sub letting my chest. That but listenession probably means that we're gonna spend a lot more time at home.
What the fuck are you looking at me for?
And we're probably gonna be watching a lot more TV. And there's one show in particular that may have given us some advice as to how to survive the recession, and it's the Zoom.
Do what you Never seen?
Zoom? Yeah?
I know you.
What the fuck you're looking at me like like you ain't learning no shit on Zoom? Oh?
Oh yeah, that's right, I did. I did learn a lot on Zoom. Shout out to Zoom, Shout out to PBS. Man, are they still around? Who knows? But I put Liz bell onto Invincible because I read the comments. I know what y'all like, and I feel like you guys miss when I would put Liz Belle onto some nerdy freak shit and then she would come in here and react in real time. But I also noticed that Invincible has a lot of parallels between that show. It couldn't It couldn't have dropped at a better time, because Invincible shows you what's wrong with being a hero and the fact that heroism just doesn't work. The hero model does not work, and the villain model. It may not work in the long run, but it definitely gets you further than being altruistic, than being a pillar of virtue and being a hero. And what exactly is the hero model and the villain model? So as per Invincible, the hero model depends on toxic selflessness. It depends it depends heavily on the hero putting himself out there in ways that villains don't necessarily have to do because you can't be a hero and break rules, you know. And then the villain model is just get into the biscuit by any means necessary. And we are seeing that shit play out in real fucking time, bro, Like this shit is crazy. And another important note, a lot of the views held in the Zeitgeys as to what heroism is is not based on right and wrong. It's based on a financial decision. Because when comics was first a thing. See I'm in my bag now, when comics was first a thing, Bro, do you think that Superman, Batman, all of them wasn't killing people because it was wrong? No, the fucking writers had to sell comics. Bro, you remember, yo, I don't know. Actually, this is a little tidbit for all my nerds watching Batman when he first dropped, he had he had a fucking revolver on his hip. Did you know that this motherfucker had a Smith and Wesson on his hip? Yes, on the in the first in the first issue, he was shooting motherfucker's dead. He was showing up to crime scenes going what are you doing? And that was it, and they were like, wait, fuck man, this this isn't exactly sustainable, you know, So I just think it's I just think it's funny that our idea of heroism and our idea of doing the right thing is ultimately informed by a financial decision to keep selling comics because killing your antagonist is bad for business, and which means that you've been reading comics about heroes written by capitalists who we probably all associate with villainy. Right, that's the end of my ted talk. Shout out to y'all.
Man, damn, that was I thought I was just watching cartoons. Bro sh That ship goes deeper than yeah, damn, bro.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, so you will. You will see a lot of that.
Yeah, you know, I'm going to watch the second episode. But it makes sense what you're saying, because I've always said this that you can't be a good person sometimes without being a villain in some in some places, like I think about Malcolm X. Malcolm X was a hero to many, but he was a villain to others.
Yeah, you know, I say MLK and his daughter, you know, reminds me of this a long time. MLK was one of the most hated people in his day and was completely non violent, right, Yeah. I think the kind of like the way it's born out is that whether you're an MLK or a Malcolm X, they killed them both. And I will say this, like the tid bit that I feel everyone forgets that I think is like egregious is that they also assassinate them o case mother, right.
While she was at church. So yeah, that's one thing. That's one thing I learned living in the United States. There is no amount of anything that you can do that will make you the right person. If you are fighting against the system, you are the wrong person.
They want people to shut the fuck up, like they.
Just want you to be a good victim, and a good victim is just yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right, nonviolent, very compliant. So it is the selfless to me that's more evil. Than anything, the people who just allow anything to happen. Like it's the toxic love that I always talk about, is the live laugh love bitches where it's just like, oh yeah, of course they're bombing other countries. But sometimes you just need a shot of tumoric and like it'll it'll go for a while, like sometimes you just need to like sometimes you just need to unplug. Honestly, that's what you really need to do. So it's like that toxic positivity of like, yo, shut the fuck up when real things are happening. Why can't we just focus on that?
You know, sometimes you gotta sleep with tape over your mouth and wake up at three forty five in the morning and then dip your face in a bowl of ice.
Oh my god, Oh my god.
What is this new trend going on with the with the time stamps and the motherfucker's diving into pools and and rubbing banana peels on their on their faces.
I know, no, dog, I don't know. It's looking it's looking very suspect.
Yeah.
I come from a Dominican mom, bro, And if you know Dominican mother's, they be eating bendando.
That's death.
The Spanish less another day. In Mendando, they're inventing. That's just when you're just doing dumb shit.
You just so you walk into the kitchen.
Sometimes I'll see my mom with Matt coffee grains all over our face. Mom, fuck you doing Benando all right now? Motherfuckers is doing the banana peel?
Bro, I'm not even sure what. I don't know. Here's the thing. Just just thrown it, bro, Just eat the banana regular. It don't make sense to take chunks off because it's gay, and that's like, yo, that's like not sucking dick because it's gay, but then giving me a circumcision and rubbing my foreskin on your face. That's yo. If eating a banana regular is gay, how is rubbing a fucking banana fuel on your face not? What are we doing we loser recipes? Bro, It's coming from the guy with the nosery.
I know that as the Docuposta, like a lot of a lot of people think that women are watching this and like loving it.
I really think that this is my personal opinion.
When I watched Andrew Tates, I watch the Fresh and Fits and all these people, I think that they are going after like a young demographic, young boys to look up at what they think peak alpha male masculinity is. Like, so it is the dude waking up and his shorty is bowing to him. She's cutting his fruit while he's taking his tape out, you know, and brushing his teeth and doing the manly.
Things, never showing her face by Yeah.
And it's always a different woman.
Man. Weird.
There's another there's another.
Video he does where he records his foot He's literally recording his feet and he drops the glass. Yeah, he records her picking it up. Yeah, and then him pouring another one, like what.
Do we what are we doing in women's history? Monk crazy? That's a choice. That's a choice. That's my thing. It's like this content shit, why do people believe everything they see?
Bro?
He did not get up at three forty five in the morning and spend six hours doing any of that. He shot all that shit in twenty minutes.
Yeah, ligity of ligity, that.
Like cosplay mentality of people just watching. The dude has millions of followers.
I don't understand it. I don't get it.
There are other people who record like their day to day and it works, you know.
I think his is just very weird. Is that is very weird? Is that a recession indicator? Yeah?
Yeah, I feel like you taking the tripod, setting it up in the in the parking lot, pulling out, hopping out, changing the angle, going back in. I mean, if it's gonna get you a bad go crazy, I ain't.
Even gonna hold you. Listen, old boy.
Got a target man, he got a target ad. Who knows how much he got paid?
Yeah, and so I think a very I think a clear recession indicator is that in all of his videos, I have not seen a single sock. This man has been putting on Chelsea boots. You're right, butt ass footed, bro. He has been putting bucket bucket, naked foot in Chelsea boots. Bro. Are you talking about Drew Walls? No, No, I'm talking about this is the new guy. This is the new You haven't seen Ashton Hall. I have not seen a sock at all. I've watched an unhealthy amount of his videos. Bro. All I see is butt ass foot bro.
In La, he said his real Dominican died era Bro, because you know Dominican des never wear socks.
Yeah, fucking speak for yourself. Ship. Like if if Ashton Hall was in invincible. What would his powers?
Oh no, you know what? You remember when he squatted?
Oh yeah, yeah, I like when he's squat and he fart, that ship will toss him into the air whenever you need to fly, whenever you need to launch.
You just had. That's Hassan's favorite brand of joke right there. It's great, A good fart joke in the middle of the fucking bit. Now you know what, I think. I think his superpower would be getting into at least ten thousand. I think that's Oh man, that was cringe. Bro was in front of an empty off screen talking about ship. So looking at I think we're gonna get into at least ten thousand. What are you talking about? There's nothing there. You're not talking to nobody. Bro.
This is I'll tell you what.
He would have won big money in network marketing. I would have tell I will tell you that a network marketing. That's what they love. They love to show somebody like that and be like, look this, Yeah, this is why you're poor. Yeah, this is why you deserve to be poor.
Yeah, look at me, Look at me, handsome, fit built steroids out the wazoo. No socks.
I'm gonna look at my dive.
Bro. Yeah, I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend.
I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend and then and then, and you're gonna record it on my phone. Christ you know what I'm saying. Like Yo. You know, as I explained before, the villain model is just kind of fucking people over, and the recession is the perfect time to thrive using this villain model because Ashton Hall is a brolic bum. Dad listen, Ashton Hall is a brolic bum doing fuck all, scamming fourteen year olds and making a specific subset of aunties very horny.
Yeah.
So I don't know, man, I feel like that's pretty villainous, selling people a lifestyle that you do not live by by recording, by recording all this shit in twenty minutes, and then saying you woke up at three fifty am. I don't believe you, Bro, I didn't see a clock in one frame.
Yeah. Bro.
It reminds me of the Blazer bitches. It's the people who just look mad cool and they they start selling you. They start selling youah, not even they don't even sell you products, bro, They sell you program.
Bro. They sell you an idea, yes exactly.
Look if you tap into your zoom at twelve pm every single day. I'm gonna send you a link. It's gonna tell you to kill yourself. Just just buy the course. It's one hundred and ninety dollars for two hours.
Yeah, that's how That's how Fresh and Fit made it, BROA No, actually did you know that?
No?
Yeah, they had a They had a course online about how to how to talk to women online and in person organically, how to send dms, how to use hashtags. Guess how much this fucking course was, bro, seven hundred and ninety nine dollars.
Are you serious?
Yeah, dog, Yeah, this is this is villainy. This is villainy. This is this is what happens when you have a populace that is that is so defeated that they just like look to fucking anybody, whether they're qualified to tell you the ship that they're saying to you or not, you know, And I think that's part of what makes a villain a bad person. And that's part of what makes villainy way easier, you know what I'm saying, than being a good person, like like all these motherfuckers, bro, even like even to an extent, what we're doing is kind of is a little you know what I'm saying, it's a little villainous. Why do you think I got this goblin ring? Baby? That's right. We're stealing your attention when you could be learning things. We're stealing yours.
That's so terrible.
We're stealing your attention when you could be watching.
You could be spending time with your children.
Uh huh, Fuck them kids, bro, It's not like you got food. Fuck them, Fuck them, bro. The spirit of Marrow is inside. I don't know what's going on.
That's what it is that hand.
Sure it's not his cock and balls, I hope so, oh my god, bro, But yeah, I think that it's it's way easier to be a villain.
You know what it is. I feel like it's easy.
To be a villain, bro, because we all see in ways that you can kind of capitalize off of something that's really fucked up.
You know.
Like I remember when when COVID first started happening, people started selling they started selling ship that that showed that you were like fake vaccinated. And it's like, bro, I understand why you're doing it, but I also understand why a person would be fucking upset at you doing that, getting into a you're trying to get into a hospital with a fake vaccination and they need that because you you're going to get another person. So I remember when COVID happened. I'm like, yo, okay, I can see why and how people become so fucking evil because they see something that people really really need and instead of you being the person that says, hey, let me help you out with this, this is an easy way, they say, hey, how can I get the most out of everybody around?
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's real. Six ships, it's six six shit satanic black magic tone. But and you know, going back to the whole Invincible thing is like you'll you'll know, you'll you'll realize this as you progress in the show Mark Invincible, the titular character, this whole, the whole thing is that no matter how much good you try to do, you will fail somebody. And the bad guys kind of just like that. No one, no one holds them to any standard because they never set that expectation for people. And I think in real life it's it's there's a lot of parallels too, because it's like it takes it takes rooms, it takes hundreds of people being paid to do a thing to feed everyone. And it takes a bunch of people caring about feeding people to get social Security to all our seniors and to get food to people who can't afford it. It takes one fucking Elon Musk to be like, it's weird, it's gay, get rid of it. It's an entitlement. I don't like it. What the fuck?
Bro?
So it's like it takes more, for lack of a better term, it takes effort, and for lack of a better term, more, there's more bells and whistles to being a good person. You can almost never do it alone. And you know, granted Elon Musk didn't become Elon Musk by himself. You know what I'm saying, His pop's notorious emerald mind, indentured servitude, child, labor enforcer. Yeah yeah, fucking cockface. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Who literally are worded him on Vlad TV right like these are these are sick freaks? Yeah, these are sick freaky people, all right, And uh yeah, I just I think those parallels are are are honestly part of the reason why Invincibles seeing so much success, because it's like, yeah, at some point, like you are not gonna get rid of these guys by playing by the rules.
Yeah, because their rules by if you're playing by their rules, their rules are just you being a good victim. Yeah, Like this is what I always say. You can't you can't look at an evil person and be like, yeah, I can love.
That out of them.
Yeah.
No, sometimes you literally have to kill them. No, I don't mean that directly to him, but I'm saying that there are some people who are so evil that sometimes bad things need to happen. Yeah, you get what I'm saying, Like I don't you can't get peace being a peaceful person sometimes, yeah, because you're going against a disgusting kind of evil. Yeah, so sometimes you got to match that energy for you to be able to achieve peace and protect those who come after them.
Exactly. Yeah, it's unfortunate, but there's always a worst guy, you know what I mean. Like, if if this fucking country has the history of this country and the world has taught us anything, is that there's always a worse guy. And I'm just kind of getting I think I'm getting to that point, Like how you said, like, Yo, something's gotta give, Like, are we just gonna sit here and like let the shit happen. Like this is crazy. I thought there were rules, yeah, but I guess they don't apply exactly to certain people exactly.
That's where we are.
We at a place where we're realizing, Oh shit, y'all are a fucking liars.
Yeah, yeah, y'all are liars and scammers, right.
And this whole good Trump's evil, bad people face consequences karma Israel, we are not seeing. We are not seeing any of that in real time. We are seeing terrible people get away with terrible shit.
We are seeing and they're being enabled by quote unquote nice people, yes, exactly, with a whole lot of manufactured concern.
Yes, which is one thing that I fucking hate more than anything. I hate people who will do something evil like bomb an entire fucking country, yeah, and kill children and do all kinds of fucked up shit and then tell you you shouldn't curse in front of them.
Yeah, because that's evil, that's disrespect.
It's like, bro, fuck you, all right, I'm so tired of playing by the fucking games of this performative bullshit. You motherfuckers is out here funding and enabling an entire genocide y'all. Are y'all are arresting and silencing people just because they protested terrible things. But we can't say, hey, yo, you're a stupid bitch.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's crazy to say that.
Yeah, it's crazy because like the like the hero and this part of the reason why the hero the hero complex just like doesn't make sense and doesn't work because it depends heavily on fucking respectability politics. And it's like, oh, but if we do, if we stoop to their level, we're no better than them, Kim. There's people that are dying, Yes, exactly, you know what I'm saying, Like like, at some point, bro, we gotta a min tola commandity. I gotta like fucking I keep thinking to Mars Pops with the Atolk photo on the wall, and I'm like, yo, he had a point. Bro, I don't know, this is looking spooky.
Yeah.
I think about the Michelle Obama phase when she was like when they go.
Low, we go high.
I agree to an extent. It was different back then, you know. Now now it's it's different. People want you dead and they will tell you straight up, yo, I want you dead. Like I was just watching like my mom had the news on and I was just listening to it. They had some lady which I'm assuming was like Laura Lumer, one of them insane crazy doctor Freu.
White Bis one of the NPC white women.
Yes, with the with the dark eyebrows and the guns always they always got a gun with him, and she basically was like, listen, if you're here illegally, just leave.
Yes.
Yeah, They're just like, hey, go because we're going to find you, and when we do, you're never going to be.
Able to come back.
It's something like real, some ship that you would have never ever seen before now is just in your face. You got Elon Mun's doing the Nazi salute, like you have uh KKK members doing marches and handing out flyers. We undid any kind of progress that we did. And then some yeah, like we we are so fucked beyond measure. And I've never seen people fight so much for the oppressor's side, like I've never seen people say, yeah, your grandmother does.
Deserve to get her social Security taken away?
Actually yes, old fucking bitch. Like bro, one day you will also be an old fucking bitch, you know. But it's we're living in such a weird world now where people are just like, yeah, let's let's take away those rights because who are they helping?
Who are they? Ay, I'll tell you one thing, they're certainly not lining my pockets. All right, let's get these old broke fucks out of here, all right? What are they gonna do? Well, what's what's gonna happen? What's the worst that could happen? They slip and fall down the stairs, less asshole, one less asshole to take care of? Am I right?
Oh man, that's too close to home. Yeah that's dead ass. What's happening?
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Yeah, that's dead ass. What's happening?
Bro?
There's whole ass group chats of elected officials saying I'm just I'm so tired of bailing out Europe, you know, I'm just so. It's just a lot and I just don't feel like doing it.
It is international politics, white lotus.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought we was friends, Europe.
I thought we were friends. I think that's insane. I think it's crazy that the victory group chat is closer and more secure yeah than a literal government official.
Fucking that's what That's what happens when you let the fucking frat boys into the White House.
That's what That's what happens. That's what happens when you use the cheater app to conduct official business. Right, Why are y'all on signal?
Bro?
What is what's that about?
And they also be doing cocon and bathroom Oh.
Let's let's not yeah, you know, yes, exactly, go past that.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely doing rails. Definitely doing rails before deciding the fate of the world. Shit is getting scary.
Baby, it's getting scary.
But we're gonna be all right, Yeah, I think right, b Yeah.
I mean, listen, it's not about surviving the recession, it's about thriving. About scam and cheat for the next three to five years.
Yeah, scam and cheat, not your own people and never mom and pop stores.
Yeah, go big, think big, bitch.
You need to be thinking big. You think it's small, all right, this recession is Listen, bell I ain't never seen Lisbelle in a hotel room till now. You think that's a coincidence. You know what I'm saying. You think some of us ain't, bro, some of us ain't brop for you. Clearly some of us are thriving, Bro. I don't know about you. I gotta I gotta pay tolls to get back to the trenches.
I didn't even you know what. Yeah, really start.
Really starting to hit me off, motherfucker. I don't take you see you see the cabs I take over here.
Noah, that's true. That's true. You'll be fucking.
Driving over here and sometimes the ober Bee stinky.
Bro.
It don't matter how much you pay for it. I don't know what happening.
Over the yo. Yeah, right now, you're right. You deserve some hotel dick in Chinatown for all the things.
You know what?
Then you go through.
You know what, I take it it.
I'm gonna play exactly exactly what's wrong with that?
Say what you want, bitch, Say what you want? Is history month.
It's Women's History month. And this has been another episode of the Victory like podcast. You know what I'm saying, Merol not in effect, but I was possessed by the spirit of him for a couple of segments there.
Yes, we're gonna go do coke right now, we're gonna go.
We're gonna go to race, We're gonna go do with men. We're gonna do cat with men in the forest. But Lets see you guys next time. Uh, this has been another episode of victory. Like we got the super bitch of New York guys, motherfucking list bell or tease. You know what I'm saying, Chinatown, get down, mistress herself.
We got goddamn min They for your cribs.
We got Minta and the freaking man. You know what I'm saying, Uniclode down to the Sox, you know what it is. We got goddamn redacted in the building. You know what I mean, as usual, We got Big Vic in the building, producer extraordinaire and other producer extraordinary, handsome, shape up man, full head of hair. What the fuck is man? Fuck that corner. But we love y'all, baby, And we got the son insane on the decks. Baby, there's been another episode of victory like Man, We'll see you guys next time.
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