Episode 42 | "Anywhere But The Sink In 2024"

Published May 3, 2024, 7:00 AM

@THEKIDMERO

@LIZBELORTIZ

@RAINEYOVALLE

 

 

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The moment you've all been waiting for.

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Joe, Eric Adams.

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The pod you've all been waiting for.

Eric Lee Roy Adams, former police officer one hundred and tenth mayor of New York City and dark skinned CALLYU here on Pod Jams.

No, thank you for pulling up to the pod, Champs, mister Adams, mister bitch, mister we fucking hate you and we don't appreciate you being here at all. I just have one question, Is it true that the only reason you came to this podcast is because only yemy was tossing your ass verbally with them questions?

Or are you just here for a good time? Uh?

Well, the problem is when I'm out in public streets, I have a lot of swaggers. So I tracked a lot of attention. So I tracked the attention from a five young woman. We was not in the restaurant, but I was eating the mill on the airplane jet. And what happened was is if I was suficious to attack verbally, if you ain't got no hated.

You ain't popping.

What she did was ask you a question, brother, Hey, look them up here.

No, y'all don't like my teeth. Y'all't lo Come on, man, y'all't like my teeth. This TeaF got.

Swagging potting like you've never seen or heard it before. But May Adams, what are you doing about the rats situation in New York City?

What are you doing about that? What do you care about? Man? You live in New Jersey like me. I mean, I'm in Brooklyn. What are you doing about the rats? I'm not understanding what's going on? What's going on? You the Maria of New York City. And you don't never be in your I have not seen one flick of you and your kids. You gotta outside, Dane outside. They suck the fuck up for twenty twenty.

Yeah, yeah, bitch, Yeah that was incredible.

Guy, Damn characters. It's a big party, big party, yo, yo, yo, what fuck it? What thinks hurt? This is the most it's the most fun job my entire life.

Yo.

Listen, Ain't this porn dog? So that such a lot? You know what I'm saying. Could be fucking some money right now, favorite job job. I would jerk off the money before I do this.

Yeah, I love yeah, yeah, but this is episode forty two.

God damn it.

They'm not gotta die out. Yeah, you know what it is, evicty episode for Yeah, we hear you know this buddy here dock. You know I'm saying, I'm okay, rain about yet Liz Uncle vic man in the building and of course his sign insane. Yeah who shouted because he was like yo, He's like yo, listen, dog, He's like yo, I heard you talk about how wi wash Heather was. Craig Davids performed Lives.

Let's all go as a family.

I said, word, oh my god with the pomo, like you're put that on the calendar.

You know what I'm saying?

Can you feel me? You don't like Craig David, Greg David fire Man.

He got like three songs.

Okay, show and you know one of them that extra too, was just.

Jumped all morning jump.

I was a fan at forty years old. I've been verbally abused by all four of these this wire ya ya swear. When they dropped the documentary, Liz gonna be in the confessional.

Like in the dark, Yeah, like I was just sharing my music taste. I don't.

And then and then the whole vibe changed. I suffered pain. I need.

Yeah, Joe did you that over the food?

We roll it bro yo, we we we've been Yo, we've been wild. You know who else is wilding? Oh? Maybe the boy Ryan Garcia. God, I'm told I don't said this ship on Twitter like weeks ago. You said this ship on the podcast weeks ago. I think we all said this, like you're gonna trust a guy's opinion that's been repeatedly receiving head trauma since he was nine years old.

Weekly TBI. But that's crazy its wild. But yeah, he fucking he got busted, uh because he beat the vane his ass. But they were like, yo, pissing his cup, sir.

Yeah, he was like why the children the owls?

And I was like, burn, wasn't Honeybear Grove some ship like that? Dumb ass s bro what he what he talked about? What he sacrificed the kids that it's like in the forest?

What the is this should call again Bohemian Grove and grove? There you go, there you go. I just got fire queens. I was a woman of God. I was just over there. I was just over you know how I ran into No, he was just there for the other orgy. Yea for the other orgy. So you know, No, No, I'm not here to sacrifice kids, bro hat.

He just disabled his powers, shut him down for the next few hours.

I don't want this little man meros Hat is like the green lanterns rings went off, all the swag disappeared. Street.

Yeah yeah, hey guys, hey, I'm here to pick up the Martinez kids.

Wait. So so Ryan Garcia, I saw he won a big fight last week, right, he had another fight and then they discovered.

That he pissed dirty Yo, he pissed, can't So they was just like, Yo, that fight you just won, you ain't win it.

It's like, give me that back. Yeah. Yeah, they stripped they stripped him of his title. Awesome, awesome, awesome, goddamn what's the name? Uh fucking the guy with one testicles? Arm struck? Yeah that's crazy damn.

Yeah yeah that.

Nigga motherfuckers by a rubber bears for like twenty dollars. Bro. I'm so curious, like and not even this is gonna sound like a joke er insensitive or whatever, but like when you get like particular like cancer, like it's not really funny, but like I was just always wondered when you get one, like when you get the it's like when you get the cancerous testicle removed, does the remaining testicle move to the middle, yo? Or do you? Or is it? Does it remain on the one side? And then you just like have an empty I got my left nut. Liz is rubbing her eyes right now, once again everything she knows has been against for will time.

The picture. I'm not laughing at what you're saying. I'm I'm just laughing. Like a left side testicle, Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen that.

Yeah, yeah, Or does it become like a like a just gravity? Is it a reverse un if you turn the cyclops his face upside down?

Like?

Does that? Is that what happens into a triangle?

Like an upside down triangle? You know what I'm saying, Like like the weight of the nut of the one nut?

Do we have any other topics?

Let's talk about balls.

I don't know. That's just a little a sign that something I'm curious about particular reason. Yeah, No, that's crazy. That's a wild, you know, thing to think about. But that's wow. They but damn they say you ain't win that. That's crazy. They could do that ship you were talking about last trunks, Dick bro. You know the case was like you didn't want that? You want that? You Oh that's skip.

Yo.

Imagine yo the surgery surgery, Like yo, let me get that nut. But they could do that though like every like in deb like there's no there's no statute of limitations on this ship right because they stripped Lance's title like twenty years after. That's crazy. Yeah, so like if they found out you was doping, ever, they could be like, yo, remember that thing you wanted twenty three free.

That's not good, it's not valid.

Yeah, I mean, how do you feel about that?

Because I understand it's like you cheated.

Yeah, you're fucking cheated.

Yeah, yeah for out of here, I'm yeah, I'm yeah.

Why did I say that in m l A format? Fuk out of here? Fuck out of here? You didn't win that, yeah, boy damn yo, oh my god, yo. Listen.

Already had a great take about the whole Drake Kendrick beef before we rolling.

I don't know if you were rolling, probably not. How many bodies is that? Probably not? But who knows? But yeah, uh oh yeah. My take was that everybody's annoying and and that Drake fans can't read, but Kendrick fans read too much and let you know, and let you know every single thing you've read and they've read, and it's and they're both annoying. Yeah, they're both annoying.

And my response to that was like, Yo, can we meet in the middle somewhere? You know what I'm saying, Like, Yeah, where my Tiger fans at? You know what I'm saying?

Where's you know what I'm saying? Yeah?

You know what I mean?

It was was my motherfucking who's the who's the third guy in fucking.

Where's my fucking where my hell? Real fans.

Ship yo yo, I love her Rod because the first time I heard Hero was not well, not the first time I heard him. The first time I heard him, I was like, Yo, he's him. It was a dipst album, the double album.

Where he freestyle from jail. He picked the phone and say.

Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, hold on, hold on, I'm trying to trying to get shoot over real quick holo.

And he said shut up mine m So I was like, wait a minute, conjugal visit maybe Yeah.

I was like, yo, you're in the trailer dog his freestyle or he's spunking cheese, that's real. And then he dropped that mixtape and his mouth was his teeth for all bullets and it was called eat with Me or Eat a Box of Bullets.

She's like, I got that on some sinister ship, bro Yo, shut the goddamn it.

But yeah, now, fucking h music is like I think it's going back to what we was talking about with Stands. It's like, I like Kendrick. It was a great song. It was a great diss. You hit a lot of buttons. You know what I'm saying. You you you got into your bag. You you you came with the bars. You know what I'm saying.

But your fans are the worst, Bro, Your fans are the worst because they look like the fucking meme of Charlie Day standing in front of the fuckings.

And like he dropped on the Hitler tired because Drake is not Jewish.

I'm like, Bro, how the fuck? What kind of space jam reach? You know what I'm saying.

Like, I was just like, all right, bro, can we just listen to the songs? Can we just like yo, drop him in a vacuum and let's not talk about it.

I wish I wish, Bro, I wish we could just give back to enjoying the music, enjoying the bars are the fighting, Like, I wish we could just get back to that. Instead, we got a bunch of music critics talking about numbers and just doing ship Bro that they don't make no sense. All right, you don't make no sense. I've seen somebody because Drake is you know, Drake is a good guy.

Right? What about girls? Girls? What? How what are you talking about? Person?

I'm trying to be nice but Drake, you know, he's a good artist in the sense where he's people fucking love him. Right this track got released? Was it two days ago? Now? I think it was the day on Tuesday? Yeah, what's today? Right after we dropped the podcast?

But yeah, literally talking about it taing us.

But it's insane, bro, because you could say something and motherfuckers will not understand what you're saying, right, they don't understand the words. So then you put the words in paper so that you could read it. You read the ship. You don't fucking understand what you're reading. Yeah, So we're discussing rap with people who don't listen to fucking rap. They don't They just hear ship like this is what I read something yesterday. I said, a lot of these people are not hip hop fans, they're Drake fans. So it's like whatever Drake does will follow him. And that's completely.

Fine, just be a Drake fan.

But for you to be a fan of hip hop, bro, of like real rap beef discussions and the history of Little Yeah, and you hear that song yesterday and you don't say, wow, holy ship, Oh yeah.

He did at some points at some point, like you gotta acknowledge when you're when you're like, yo, your faves, your favor is losing right now, like cracked off. I'm sorry. Like if the opposite was the case, I would say that right, but it just isn't.

When dropped, I was like, Yo, this is fucking fire, and this is coming from me. This is coming from a Drake cater bro No, yeah, I didn't like him if I could, bro, it's like somebody who who doesn't really listen to Drake whenever he drops, I listen because he's a fucking powerfulartist, right, And.

That's the ship. Like it's like the two like bruh, this is this is know.

The weed was strong because I was like yo, I was like yo, listen man, I was like yo, listen. I was like, yo, it's too good. It's two different kinds of artists. Like Drake is just making popular music. Okay, I just said, just like this is his voice. Drake makes hits for you know, like most steps said so many skills. He makes hits, consumable shit. Kendrick makes art, you know what I'm saying. But then it's like when you say like that, it sounds respectful.

It sounds like pretentious. Yeah, it sounds pretentiously respectful, but it's just like, no, it's not. But it's true though.

It's like, Bro, you make shit that a lot of people listen to it, A lot of people like, and a lot of people you know, it's pop music popular, you know what.

I'm saying, music easily digestible. Yeah. Drake also has like a lyric where he's like, I could have took all your fans if I stayed on some conscious shit. So like he's aware, and like, honestly, like I don't I don't disagree with that. I think that he has the potential to do that. But like, also, you made your bed, bro, you went the pop route, so eat that stay there, you know what I mean. That's why stuff. Yeah, that's why you got to drop multiple times a year to keep your fucking rabid fan base sedated. And that's why I liked Yeah, And that's why Kendrick can can take his time and like because he's not because y'all we're not we're not listening to the same thing and we're not and these two guys are not talking about the same thing, you know what I mean.

I was saying this the other day, Drake fans. You can't say anything to make them think that they lost them. And it's the same thing with Kendrick. Like their fan bases are their fan bases. They not going nowhere, and they don't funk with each other neither. But these are the type of people that will meet up in real life and just like they just won't. I don't know, just I don't know the darkness of the skin.

I'm a what are you?

I'm my opinionalid. It just has to like I just feel like Kendrick is, Drake is a vibe Drake makes like that's all. Drake is a vibe maker. Yeah, he's a vibe. He's a vibe maker. Kendrick like the worst ship. The ship pishes me off the most about like Drake stands is their rebuttal to everything is oh they're not They're not playing Kendrick in the club. I don't be hearing Kendrick outside. And it's like, bro, this not all the music is for outside, Not exactly, Not all music is for outside, you know what I'm saying. The upright basing that f outside usually exactly these jazz samples are not. Of course, they're not going to be playing in the club, because come on, it's a it's a different type of energy, bro. And this is the thing.

When you're in the club, it's transactional. You feel me like we in the club. I see Liz across the bar, I'm like, yo, buy a drink. The is money, this ship is happening. I hear Drake the control.

I look at her.

She's she's hitting the wine.

You know what I'm saying.

I'm like, oh, damn, you know what I'm saying, Yo, let me buy a bottle to impress her.

You know what I'm saying.

She's looking at me like this bum bitch is bump bold, old motherfucker. Just send a drink over to me, you know what I'm saying. It's all it's like an economy, that's the same situation.

But the club. This ain't free. Somebody will you want to you have be eating celery with a enemy jellemy, hell fucking know. Yeah, smarks, bro, Bro.

That just reminded me of a story about other dude who was in the club and sure he be invited to shorten his section and he was gonna pour her some of the champage and she was like, Yo.

That bottle looks warm. No, he was that. She said that. Plus the music was dump and I had the house just like bring me another bottle, like.

I could bro bottle warm the powers.

Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, no that's right. And also like I wouldn't know what plays in the club. I don't be in the club like I'll be in the house. You know who make in the house music? Kendrick fucking lamars We.

I feel like all three of us have said this in a different way. Kendrick makes music for you to be in your crib water, in your facus.

You know what I'm saying. We need video because say, take care of your plans. You're talking to them.

This music you play because you want your weed to grow good when you got small badge weed? Do you listening to Kendrick Drake is like, Yo, I'm fucking on Molly right now.

You know what I'm saying.

And I'm I'm I want to have sex later money. You know what I'm saying, party a hedonism. That's like Drake and I said this. I felt so goofy saying this shit out loud. Bro, But I'm like, Yo, it's like it's just us here. You know what I'm saying even though miles people that listen to I was like, Yo, Kendrick.

Is making revolutionary music and Drake is making fun music. I mean he kind of is. And I'm like, damn, damn that sound man, Well why does it? Why does it feel corny to admit that? Like I'm sorry, bro, like this guy like Kendrick want to pull itz her fucking prize for damn, not even for t Pimp a Butterfly, which I think is like arguably the most the most important fucking hip hop album ever, just because like when it dropped, Dog.

That came out, came out, but that ship, I don't know, Like I feel like that ship, that ship like brought a lot of.

People together in a sense, you know what I mean, Like it really did. Bro, Like shit felt hopeless, Bro, when all ship felt hopeless and then all right dropped, come on, come on? Was like that she was a fucking bop b seventeen year olds fucking walking out, They walking out they high school, remember doing the protest chancing We gonna be all right, that's crazy. You have the school shootings, you have the George Floyd ship, you have the police brutality stuff like Kendrick I I don't mind soundtracking. Yeah, like I don't. I don't care like this. This is why I don't understand this criticism of like, oh, such and such only drops every four or five years. Okay, then that sounds normal to me when it's one guy penning his singular thoughts that it takes fucking time, like a guy like Drake who has a basement full of twenty fucking writers and a stable of thirty producers. Of course he can drop three albums a year. What are we talking about. It's two different.

Fucking systems be you know what I'm saying, Like I'm trying, I'm trying to think of, like what's comparable. It's like this versus like you know, other podcasts. You know what I'm saying, Like, we come in here and it's high level shit. You know what I'm saying, It high level conversation.

It's not like other podcasts when you get on there and they'd be like, oh and it's two and a half hours of nothing like yo. So hey, by the way, just a quick message to the reddit. We hear you. But this is specifically why we do the shit the way we do, because because when we drop and it's a calm forty five fifty minutes. What do y'all all say we want more? When is the next joint? Now? Imagine we borge all the tears over two and a half hours, right, the formula don't work right, start brawling by two hours? Stop wilding on each other much. Bro's not to say that that that's not possible, Like, but like we're good for eternity. It's just like it. It's the off mic stuff gold. It's like it's a necessary, it's a necessary. There's no reason for this reason necessary. Yeah, I just said. I just wanted to say that little message to the reddit. We see you, we appreciate you.

I hate that, like right now, especially with this whole stand war ship, there's like an elitism in the hip hop. It's like, oh, yeah, why can't we just enjoy music?

Bro?

Obviously we will have those logical discussions about numbers and about impact and all the ship, but why you got to be like, oh, you listen to to fun Boy music and I listen to music. Yah, I'm smarter than you, and I'm also just cooler than you, you know what I mean. Like it's like this back this person, It's like Bro, it's Drake versus Kendrick. Y'all do your pants. Bro, you're safe, okay, but Yo, you don't got to put on the glasses. I find it really cool that that was like the angle that Kendrick took, because we're all saying it right. Drake makes the fun music where it's just like, if I want to go out, that's what I want playing. Yeah, if I got to be home and I gotta and you know, I want some introspection on how to treat my woman right, or how to raise children, or to how to just be no more mentally aware, I'll listen to Kendrick or whatever he got going on. Kendrick came at Drake in that sense. I was like, Yo, you a child. You act like a child with you.

I mean, he said, he said, he said that on the.

He said he said he said it in two ways. I thought he was gonna say the bar because because.

He said I don't like that. He said, it's time for him to prove that he's a problem.

Yeah, because he's like, and it's the boy man bar two and that's not crazy, and you for it. And then he said, also like I like Drake with the melodies. I don't like Drake tough.

Yeah.

So it's just like all right, bro, like you know true, Like you know what I'm saying, Like, like you know some of your biggest joints is you be like you know what I mean?

Like those?

I think we as fans should get back to the fun, bro. Just get back to discussing the soundtracks, doing what you got to do. Bro, But stop taking this ship. So personally, don't know you needed this, Kendrick.

Bro.

They're not gonna let you, not one of them, not one bro discuss the music and have fun.

Bro.

That's not that serious.

Yeah. So I'm curious, like did y'all like because I I didn't like push ups. I thought that shit was garbage. But but you you like you you like the one that dropped?

Yeah? I liked it. It's not like a replay. I don't listen to it all the time, but I was like, this is pretty good, you know.

Yeah?

And then likely since it was him basically going at everybody, because that was another thing, like everybody came at him, so he had one track to kind of prove himselves.

The reason it didn't impress me was because I listened to mister Morale and the Big Stuf pers So, like all the stuff that Drake is trying to clown Kendrick for, he got ahead of it on that album and he was like, listen, I'm not perfect. I fight with my wife. I'm I'm coming into accepting my trans family member, despite it not being received all that well by Kendrick fans and Ship or not even Kendrick fans, just like people that were offended like oh, this is transphobic or whatever, and like even trans people were like not like it's not perfect, but he's coming into acceptance. And then like you know that track with him like fighting with his wife whatever, like so that's kind of that's why like the Push Up Ship didn't didn't impress me because like Kendrick himself owned up to all of that. And then on Euphoria he's like, Yo, you mentioned in my family stuff because you heard it on Mister Morale. You don't actually know anything about me, but I got a lot of dirt on you, bro. That's why. Yeah, he was like, don't tell no lies about me, and I want to tell the truth about you. Like so that's why I was like, Yo, this Ship is scathing and if you ask me, it was worth the two week wait because Kendrick, you could tell he wrote that ship himself. You know what I'm saying. He didn't need Ai, Tupac and Snoop to help him. That was crazy. That's to me, that was the fumble.

I was like, bro, this is weird because it was I think he Kendrick did it with the album and Drake was trying to do it with the with the Tupac AI ship.

Like let me get ahead of let me be rabit myself. But here's the thing.

Let me let me let me ate mile myself and say all the things that you're gonna say before.

You say them.

Am I bugging am I'm gonna do I'm gonna use Ai to do it?

Yeah? And I was like, no, am I am? I remembering this correctly, didn't didn't Kendrick use actual interview, like audio from an actual Tupac interview, and then he spliced it up to like make it sound like like like he took he took the audio out and in certain places and then like asked questions around the audio. You see what I'm saying. So those aready pre recorded shit.

Yeah.

So that so that's real audio of actual Tupac.

Right, and he also got permissioned by the family, not by the estate, by his family.

Yeah, so so it's not the same thing. And also, like Ai, Park, you didn't hit one fucking you didn't hit one rock.

By the way, Yeah, what the AI pack?

You know what I'm saying.

Damn I thought, Yeah, I thought he was talking about Tupac.

I'm sorry, Oh the AI Pack. Yeah, no, absolutely not. But but yeah, like the like the thing is and the thing my main issue is, like, if you're gonna if you're gonna do this, at least make it sound like Park. He just sounds like you, sounds like doing Drake like that. AI Ship disgusted me.

Bro. I literally almost threw up him in front of my friends, like hearing being a Tupac fan, right, because I love Park Bro growing up. He was the one who introduced me to the Black Panthers and everything.

Well, you thought that, but I said, I don't. You looked at me with pure magical.

Sometimes you be saying Ship, and I just got to make sure I'm hearing it correct. Sometimes I be wrong, So I gotta just yeah, this is really dumb being a Bro. And then here in the AI, I said, Yo, get this ship off my phone right now, right.

Now, Liz. Liz and I share our locations with each other. I've seen her ship disappear, I said, Liz, are you okay? DM me like, y'all just slammed my phone. God, I'm like that.

It was offensive to me and my homegirls. Bro, that ship was terrible, so weird, weird. So hearing Kendrick get on the song and be like you make a pop turn of his grave and then instantly get.

Angry like what is it the braise?

Like I really feel like that Tupac ship really pissed Kendrick off, especially him being from l A and like, you know, growing up in that fucking culture that Drake is trying to fucking stuff and stelf into.

Yeah, and speaking of stuffing yourself, we'll be right back after you listen to these ads for Lithuanian lasagna microwave. We're back, ladies, and gentle ladies and gentle them, We're back. You know what I'm saying. We hope you enjoyed those ads for for uh Slovakian mac and cheese balls. That guy is gonna have to update that doc now. That's his job, brought to him Excel spreadsheet. That's just like you. You you brought that on yourself.

That's a live Google guy, bro, right now, Yeah, send me to edit invite, Yeah, I help you out.

Seriously, we went back with it and apparently, uh, Liz, you brought this, you brought this topic to the table. Uh what was it about the guy the back surgery? Yeah?

This is this dude who went viral this last week. He tweeted that he had back surgery a month ago, and he blocked four of his guy friends because they never checked up on him. Why do you laughing?

Jerry said, Yo, ain't no reason to even keep a cut text. So I blocked. I was like, hey, bro, you couldn't just like not do nothing. And they're like ya, who's done? And just be like is this what's that? TikTok account?

Be a man just like Bro, that's so fucked up, so fucked up, and he's been getting slandered for the last week.

Is crazy. He wanted was a friend?

Bro.

The sweetest, that's the sweetest I ever heard. Forty two episodes I've never heard. When it was for somebody to say, yo, bro, you're good. Good eat some soup. That's good, just so you need cocon I would do. But this is the thing men at dickheads. You know what I'm saying. It's stupid. You know it's true. I've seen it. I've seen it. I am one. I'm a huge hickhead. The ship is like, it's so easy, but I don't know what it is a lot of men, it's so hard to just be like, yo, what's good? Bro? Like I'll be like, I love you.

To my to my man, you know what I'm saying, like and like, and they say it back and people say, oh, that's like, it's weird.

Is that weird? That's my boy? Man?

I love them Like you're saying something happened. I will cry, you know what I'm saying, cry for a week straight. What happened to my man?

Just a week? Wow? I think people. I'll get the ambush T shirt shirt with scarface on the back for no reason. Scarface. See now, now y'all gonna get me in my back now I need to go get this. I need to get an eight ball jacket, no, not the eight ball, just like the wise guy leather, and then I'm gonna take it to Adams almost seven yeah, and I'm gonna get scarf faced on the back. But he's gonna be crying. It's gonna be Ryan stals.

Come on, Puerto Rican is so which I'm.

For getting Spanish. He's like, holy Spanish word, I know he went. Let me. Let me read this sweet verbatim so that the audience knows exactly where we're talking about. But uh, this guy, I'm not gonna say is that because I can't pronounce it. I just blocked and debted friendships with four of my quote homeboys, extra sass, and then I like that I had back surgery literally a whole month ago, and not one of those, not one of those guys checked on your boy. I ain't say shit. I just blocked and let it be what it was. They wasn't my real friends.

Oh, I mean, listen to tweet it out, to tweet it out, it's very sassy, Like it's very like yo, oh y'all, Oh, y'all didn't want to check out on me, Like look at me, look at me, like j Jones and Tim Westwood, you look at me, look at me.

But at the same time, it's like.

Bro, you're right, those ain't Joe boys, man, Because like Yo, you have a major surgery.

Fam.

I never I never had anesthesia in my life. If I have a prosiezea where I get anesthesia and you don't holler at me, do you.

Fuck with me? Like like like what are you my nigga? You know what I'm saying. Also like I don't know. I feel like motherfucker's got shit going on. That's true, you know, but there's like, listen, a girl tell you this ten times out of ten.

If you want to make time for me, you're gonna find time, all right, because you'd be moving around with real wacky.

Ship and I've been going up your phone. Can you be like, yo, oh I'm busy, gay, he's busy.

Bro, nobody's busy. No, he's busy because he's over there and he oh, y'all, I got a podcast. I'm doing the podcast. I wish we need video. I'm like treating.

I'm he's starting and then he won't even let me talk.

It's not like everybody everyone to school with Jesus right there, bron, he's coming through. Yo.

Listen, they'll fry you up. But it's it's very simple. My rebuttal to that is, yo, you could just be like, Yo, you're good, bro.

Yeah, text you know what I'm saying. I mean, pssives are nice.

It's just that we are, statistically right now, we're going through a male loneliness e pandemic. I was even joking that wasn't even a joke, that ass. There are statistics showing that men are extremely lonely right now, right like they crave even conversations. So, bro, you're not getting bitches.

We know that. So you need good friends.

Bro, Now does that mean that you need to be with them twenty four to seven? No. I also think that it's important for you to talk to your friends, so I could I know how I am. I'm the type of person that will go through some shit and not tell nobody.

I can't.

Then then there look at my friends like, oh yeah, not there for me. I don't let y'all be there for me?

Yeah?

Right, So in the tweet I saw that he did say that. He didn't even mention it, he just blocked them. I think that your friends deserve at least to know how you feel. And if now they decide the shit is not important enough, then you make a decision. And also that's why I wanted to see your perspectives because I know I don't have children. I'm also not a dude. But I know that time changes, priorities change, and friendships eventually change.

You know, you have different chapters in your life.

So you said like I mean to me, it's like exactly what you said, Like I can't be with you all day.

You know what I'm saying.

It's not nineteen ninety eight, Damn dating myself. We're not just hanging out.

For the building. You know what I'm saying, smoking booth. You know what I'm saying, like.

From Creston, Like I got a job, nigga, I got four kids. You know what I'm saying, Like I got it ship, I gotta do. But the new block is the fucking group chat, right, exactly like I'm saying, I got friends from fucking high school. Bro we in a group chat. I got my man's graffiti motherfucker's group chat. I got the wash Rap guys group chat.

I got the yo.

This is old Dominican guys group chat. Like there's no words spoke correctly in Spanish in.

That group chat.

It's different, Lane, Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying. We used to work the letter K to me, K, you know what I'm saying, all right, you just.

Everybody understand each other, you know what I'm saying.

But that's the thing, and it's the other side of that is like he's all man and ship.

But what if your man didn't.

Check on you because he got something going on, right, his mom was passable, some wold shit happened, and then you blocked him off.

Rip Right, you ain't saying shit. You just blocked him over. Rip.

Now he's trying to reach out to you feel away.

And now he goes to these ship bro ha zero posts. Wow. Yeah, Wow, that's what you're gonna do me.

Yeah, you know what I'm saying. So I see, you know what I'm saying. I see both sides. You know, it comes with maturity and watching this.

Yeah, I think protecting your piece is important. So like if that was the case, then like okay, but like I don't know personally, Like I feel like you don't as a as a as a certified yeah er, I feel like I'll be posting everything and it's like, yo, even I don't post everything, you know what I'm saying, Like, like there's some stuff like you posted that for a reason, bro, you posted it because you wanted motherfuckers to see it, like oh, like, oh, I just blocked them, like like, funk out of here. You're not even gonna check on me, block them off rip. They're not my real friends. I really showed them what the fuck? Like, I really showed them, you know what I'm saying, clock that team, you know what. And it's like you didn't have to do all that you have to do all that. It feels almost like it feels performative because like it feels like you you you did that just to get that tweet off just number one, to get that tweet off number two.

You like, because like you're saying, like you just black these dudes on FRIP instead of being like.

Yo, feel yo, just man, I just had a whole fucking back surgery.

When he comes down to communication, bro, and that's the thing that's it, and it's so that existing is gay. So I'm not gonna you don't even want to communicate, communicate with a shorty that you're fucking with. Why would you want to communicate with a friend you don't see any like anything that that benefits you from that. But literally all it dials down to, Bro is a fucking phone call, a text, Yo, you're good. Yeah, he's growing on. I haven't heard from you in a few weeks. Me and my best friend got that, like I won't see her for two months, but we're checking up. So we know the distance is because we're just busy. We got mash it to do. It's not because it's not he's hurting I'm hurt, or like we arguing. No, we know that life is lifing. We are good. You know. It really boils down to communication words, not trying to do that.

It's crazy too, because I was like, I just saw a clip of a basketball game. It's a basketball game, bro, you know what I'm saying, Like they're doing a sport, and it was just like, you know, it's five dudes on the team whatever, blah blah blah.

They in the huddle, and one dude is just like spassing on everybody. Y'all gotta talk, y'all gotta talk.

When we play defense and he's slipped down here and he's being go over there, he want over you.

You're supposed to say, yo, yo, check yo, chicky man, chicky man. Y'all not talking, y'all not talking. We gotta communicate. We gotta communicate, and.

This is ship.

Bro. It's like, Yo, y'all, y'all get that mad about a fucking game at La Fitness, but but your real life.

You know what I'm saying. Motherfuckers won't do that for you. Feel me like that's the ship because I call motherfuckers all fucking day. I am a I'm a bothering ass motherfucker.

Bro.

Yo, you're good.

Bro, You're sure. Bro good, You're good. You goot you straight, Like Yo, listen, I'm gonna leave you a voice though like your uncle.

You know what I'm saying. It's gonna be a minute song. Bro, It's gonna be like Yo, listen, man, But what you gotta understand is you know what I mean. Yeah, no, I said I. I said this to my friends, like when I was in Japan with them, I was like, yo, listen, shout out thee shout out, shout out, like shoutout area, everybody. Well, FEFI is a woman, but but but probably yeah, yeah she would, she would make a handsome, handsome man. But but I told them, I told all of them, I was like, yo, listen, like while I'm out here, like it's just about y'all, Like you know what I mean, Like I'm here for three weeks. I don't got the kids, I don't got no responsibilities, you know, Like I'm I'm on vacation. It's the big three to zero. So I'm all about y'all. Were talking every day, were hanging out every other day. When I fly back and I fall off the face of the earth, just no, I didn't switch up on y'all. It's not personal. It's just that it's a fourteen hour now. It's because you my biggest hate. That's that's it, as yo, Like.

You know what I'm saying.

That's what it is. You're jealous of me, motherfucker. You're jealous of my success. Please, it's a success. You all my successes. You're success. That's it. I want to all State, all City. But that's why it's it.

That's it. I want all.

Basketball. They're just not my success in that, Bros.

It's just to Rainey's points. You communicated that. You see what I'm saying, so you switch up. That's the healthy communication where it's just like, you know what it is, bro. And I'm sure they were receptive to that. They're not back home fourteen hours behind tweeting fuk rainy.

Yeah, it's also and it's the song is yo.

But it's also also like, uh, some some friendships like genuinely just don't work. I feel like certain people, uh, the way they navigate friends ships in the relationships, like they just require more like some people aren't like suited to providing that. And it's nothing, it's nothing like there's no bad guy there. It's just like yo, Like yeah, it's like we're different. You need this type of care and attention to to attach the friend label to a relationship and I don't need as much. And like both are okay. We don't have to like hate each other. We don't have to fucking want to kill each other. Like what I'm saying, why are you saying it like that? Because they can fall off the face of the earth. That means you're going to disappear because you want to him alone.

Oh my god, Like she's looking at me like I'm pussy, Like.

I see them.

This is why I hate bitches Spanish.

Oh my god, bro, Like, what's the tea Spanish? Bitches? What's the tea? Dominican girlies?

I feel like we would have got me and Azilia would have gotten along for two weeks and then I would have beat the We would have been mac for a while.

Just about you, like, y'all, this's fucking dumb, bitch. Listen to how rally hip Hypno? I said, Hypno? What hypno? Pokemon? Hypno? Freaky ass boy, fucking freaky ass Pokemon freak. He gotta. The whole thing is hypnotism. Why you need to do that? Yeah, why you need to do it? That what I'm saying, hypnotizing the mothers. That's crazy. But anyway, speaking of Pokemon, you know what I'm saying. We'll be right back after what kind of admiral? Yo? This one is coming straight from Bulgaria. I hope you enjoy like this the day beautiful, I.

Was gonna say, pikachup pussy.

Maybe we are back. We hope you enjoyed that ad for Cuban missile silos. Wow, we are hey, Hassan said, we gotta start hitting other countries. He said, Official Finch was wasn't appreciating that over you guys. He said, I went to Lithuania and I saw people partying. I thought to myself, what the fuck? Official Fish all day? Yo, that man has no idea. How much we talk about him and he needs to be here. I want him, I want official fieench nine. But he gets an extra carry on for the torso.

Yo.

He's like, I have a one blog, got that and two blob Yeah yo man, But y'all fucking bitch ass every goddaws man back in the news.

Goddamnit.

Uh for for he's yo, he says, the wildst shit I ever heard.

This motherfucker's got up there because he sent y'all know the pro been happening.

Uh.

The college campuses Colombia was one that was like really in the news, but they going everywhere.

Every guy was sending out the fucking lo mono, you know what I'm saying everywhere to fucking cunity campuses. They was in like everywhere.

So but then this motherfucker had the audacity to sit down and say mass serious too, like sitting for the said man to faces like he.

Said, I think it's despicable in this country to be on the college campus and fly the flag of another country in this country, it's despicable.

It's like, you dumb motherfucking up, you fucking dumb ass, fucking bitch, fucking stupid as yo.

I hate you, bitch, I hate you so much. Do a thirty minute disk track on Eric pushing pe.

Bro.

The fact that Eric Adams had the goddamn audacity bro the bulls to get on national TV and say that you should not fly another country's flag in the United States of Americas when this fucking stupid, bald bitch of a man has been cosplaying as fucking everybody he can since he got into that bitch ass house. He's been literally cosplaying every fucking body he could, just to give oats. Now, all of a sudden, you don't want flags flown.

You got you.

I swear there's nothing but fucking old soup running through that man, No blood, no nothing.

The other title was good, but old soup. Bro. I'm so tired of this fucking raising that milk.

Get it in our faces and playing in our faces like, not only are you disrespecting the students now that have the balls to protest the ship that you will not because you'll cock guzzling bastard, but now you get on drink Champs and you're talking about you got two four five blunts out of a nickel bag. You're a liar. It's your bum and you smoke whack weed if you ever did.

Well facts, don't you ever in your blueheaded.

Bomb ass fucking like them ashy rat written lips to disrespect students who are fighting for ship that you would never because you were boot licking bitch, I keep that taste on your tongue and shut the funk up where real ones is doing what the they're supposed to be doing.

You God damn party party animal.

What do you know besides taking drugs and making bitch inside nd as?

What do you know? Bro?

Take the money.

Yo?

Yeah, you're right ship the clip you got a hunting around drum.

Yeah, but my blood pressure gonna rise up. They're not present all Dominicans, all Dominicans, and I quote from blood pressures to suffer from X you nor we suffer from insert jingles jingle, jingle, jingle, Oh my god jingle. Yeah man, there's a double a jingery. No, it ain't much. I mean, we can't really follow that.

Like I mean, I would love to know really quickly because we Dad called Adam mayor Adams on Drink Champs months ago on the contest as a skip broy and you see that you translate in real time because a walking skit, Bro, He's a walking fucking clown.

He's a walking skit. And also, Victory Lighters is unstoppable.

It's impenetrable, it's defensive, impregnantle Eric Adams, I want to take your teeth out of your head and put them in your ear holes as holds and eat your children in front of your face.

Oh, praise due to Jesus Christ. Fucking Also, like, that's a great way to alienate ninety percent of the city. You run of everybody. Everybody, everybody here is an immigrant, apparently un.

Despicable because I got a big as American flag in front of my crib man.

Man, how about this? Don't mean me got news.

Because we got invited to an event where my brother was being presented with an award by that bald bitch and he came out dancing with the Dominican flag. That's what I'm saying.

Like we got the footages. Bro.

Listen, Eric, if you ever want to fight us right here across the Free from Yo, you will give you a favor with Liz first, and but that we jumping you fair one.

I'm seeing Eric Adams and giving him a fair one. I don't have enough hands for the anger that.

I have to.

Yo, speaking of you know what I'm saying, situations that need solving. You know what I'm saying, Uh.

It's time yi yi, It's time for the man man man.

Ministan asks, Wait, do you think Ministan is like a play on men or do you think.

We're just running with that? That's it? Okay?

Ministan asks, what's the most childish opinion you will stand ten toes behind?

Oh, my ship is.

If you don't lift the toilet seat when you piss at somebody's house, your garbage, your garbage person.

That sounds like a pretty grown, grown up opinion. You know what I'm saying, Like, yeah, no, it is. That's a childe Yeah, very that's like very considerable. Yeah yeah, what the fuck? Yeah? Oh okay.

So the opposite of that is my other is a childish opinion. My child's opinion is like, what's there is we didn't sake and a toilet I could piss him both?

Okay, Well I'm okay, Well let me know, let me know which bathroom that is when I go over, so I can stay away from that bathroom.

Remember he has he has four or five different bathroom at six.

He does he know that one of those. You're aware this is on the internet as well, you know that, right, I got no, I saw him tall. I got a bad I got a bad bed. I've done that before too. Yeah, let's okay, hold on, hold on, why it's in the same room. I'm tall, yo, tall, bro just put my Does that matter? They don't make no mess. The sink is always a few That's what I'm saying. He's left, right, pivot, that's it.

But then you but then now you're playing a game, a dangerous game where you could piss on somebody's bathroom backs and.

Bro peel the sweater back and it's fine. I thought about it, and I was like, this is just another bedroom orifice. That's wow.

Let me let me guess you never put you never fucking a pussy your something had done atal.

You're saying the same thing, No, it isn't. How is it that, Meryl? Are you kidding? Are you? You can't? For starters? The old office is made of porcelain.

Yeah, yeah, it's beautiful, but right on it.

I'm going to going to Meryl's house. And I sound like what's her name?

Yeah, my most childish opinion is that if you do not like Beyonce, you anti black Somewhere down the line.

If I speak to you long enough, I'll figure it out.

You know what it's It hasn't failed me yet.

Feel if you you could not.

Like Beyonce music, but for you to be like, nah, that bitch, she don't know how to do ship. You're racist, bro, hate women?

The blackest King? I don't know. Yeah, I don't really know what some resume blackest King?

What?

Why so divisive? Why why not he was king? Yeah? Like what happened? What's going on? I don't know. I cannot think of one at all. You're too mature. If you play blue and you just play, oh yeah, there we go, right there, that's it right there. If you're a Blue Magic the Gathering player, I don't want to be your friend ever, Yo, don't talk to me. Run and I run a mono blue deck. I do, I do, but it's JANKI and it's fun and it's all crabs. I run a mono blue crab deck. And you said earlier, none of those words. Nobody don't know what the talking about. I just hate blue players. I hate y'all as a concept. I hate your play style. It's anti magic, all right, that man hating beyond hating Beyonce is anti black. Pissing in the sink is not okay, Merrow, I don't care, man. What if you six, seven and blue players are not playing real madgic Ot damn play some honest magic victory like lictory like like like mm hmm lictury like like like

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