Thou shalt remember, to always try before you buy 


When it comes to men, it's fair to say that my judgement is somewhat impaired. Okay, it's alot-what impaired. Like, we're talking even more impaired than the cognitive function of a white girl after a $12 bottle of rose. So after scotch-taping my heart back together for the nine hundred and forty-eighth time this year, I thought it was high time I took control back from of the bachelors of Brisbane. How? Well I'm glad you asked, because I've formulated a fail-proof first date screen test, to ensure we're intellectually, nutritionally and financially compatible. And I had the perfect guy to test it out on... he's even as into ASMR mukbangs as I am... Should I book the chapel now orrrrrrr?




Follow Phoebe on Instagram @phoebeacp or join the Train Wreck Podcast Community Facebook group.


Christian Hull @christianhull 
 


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Thou shalt remember, to always try before you buy&nbsp;


When it comes to men, it's fair to say that my judgement is somewhat impaired. Okay, it's alot-what impaired. Like, we're talking even more impaired than the cognitive function of a white girl after a $12 bottle of rose. So after scotch-taping my heart back together for the nine hundred and forty-eighth time this year, I thought it was high time I took control back from of the bachelors of Brisbane. How? Well I'm glad you asked, because I've formulated a fail-proof first date screen test, to ensure we're intellectually, nutritionally and financially compatible. And I had the perfect guy to test it out on... he's even as into ASMR mukbangs as I am... Should I book the chapel now orrrrrrr?




Follow Phoebe on Instagram @phoebeacp or join the Train Wreck Podcast Community Facebook group.


Christian Hull @christianhull &#10;&nbsp; See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

Unhinged with Phoebe Parsons is a podcast about the unfiltered, unhinged, and uncomfortably relatable things you'd normally only admit in the group chat. It’s equal parts ‘did she just say that?’ and ‘oh my god same’. Hosted by Phoebe; the friend who’ll hype you up, call you out, and make you laugh so hard you forget you were spiraling.

Unhinged with Phoebe Parsons is a podcast about the unfiltered, unhinged, and uncomfortably relatable things you'd normally only admit in the group chat. It&rsquo;s equal parts &lsquo;did she just say that?&rsquo; and &lsquo;oh my god same&rsquo;. Hosted by Phoebe; the friend who&rsquo;ll hype you up, call you out, and make you laugh so hard you forget you were spiraling.

Unhinged with Phoebe Parsons is a podcast about the unfiltered, unhinged, and uncomfortably relatable things you'd normally only admit in the group chat. It’s equal parts ‘did she just say that?’ and ‘oh my god same’.

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