Will She Text Back?

Published Feb 10, 2023, 2:50 AM

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Two teas in a pod with Teddy, Melon Can's and camera Jedge. Hello, so we are back to teas in a pond, Hi Tamara, Yes we are, and one of us. You've got some long hair. They're going Teddy, Um, do you know I like it? Do you like it? I love I love it, But I hated it working out. But this morning, I'm not kidding. I like once a week I step on the scale. So yesterday I had weighed myself just to like have a general idea, and then my hair felt so heavy when I woke up this morning that I was like, I am curious, how much do this hair? Ways? I got on the scale this morning, and I know that I did not do anything to gain weight yesterday, and I gave it two pounds. I don't have here is two pounds. You can fluctuate from fluid with two pounds. No, I am telling you there's four packs of hair in my head. Um, it's so heavy. You can see my like necklift. It's so heavy. It's like, well, then I'm gonna then I'm gonna start taking two pounds off my weight because it's all hair. Um, I don't know. Well, I'll check back in tomorrow and let you know if things even back out. But I was like, if my hair, if I have two pounds of hair in my head, this can't ultimately be a good thing. And then it made me think how much did Teresa's wedding hair way? Because oh my god, did you imagine it had to weigh at least five pounds seven pounds? If not more hail to the know, I would have my neck would hurt. How's your wrist? Um, I just made an appointment for the have an X ray, so it's still hurting. I mean I was literally swollen. It's really small and stay. So I was literally writing my motorcycle. I have a live Fire, which is an electric motorcycle. And Eddie and I went to Santiago Canyon. We were out for five hours. Um, all this, and then I get back to the house. I'm in the drive minway driveways a little bit on a slope and I had to just back it up. It wasn't even on. I had to back it up, and when I did, I don't know what happened, but I dropped it to the right and I was so afraid of screwing up the bike. I put my hand down didn't hurt instantly. I think it's sprained because of that, because it didn't hurt instantly. But that night I woke up and I thought I was not to go the emergency. I was literally crying to hurt so bad. I had a pain pill from my surgery, so I took that. That helped that. I was drugged on my ass all day. Yesterday I couldn't even function. I couldn't even talk yesterday because of it. But today I'm like, it looks really swollen, like twice as big as my other hand. So I think I might just go get it, just go get a check in case I need to put you in a hardcast for slave. Did remember she brokers and they just put in a hardcast for two weeks. It wasn't the end of the world. And now she has like a little one that she can do everything like her everything. I have a little yeah, I have a little soft one on um from when Eddie broke his hand. He gave it to me, so I have that on. It feels better with it on. It's just my wrist. But the first time it was like I couldn't move my fingers. I don't have any strength in it. But I'm like, are you kidding me? Is not my year? After six weeks of recovering from surgery. Now I gotta deal with this, like I know, doesn't it know? We need you out, we need you out of ten. I mean, we've got a lot of housewife headlines to get through. I mean, Juan is keeping us in business, just his his alleged mistress. I know, I hate reporting on a mistress, especially when they're out speaking about it. It It just makes me question there, well, it makes they're truthful. Well, I think if there's regardless that they're truthful or not, it's just am other women if it is anything than professional or friends like so you don't know, I know, well, you know, Eddy used to get a lot of people like girls asking about fitness stuff and then he's so sweet and naive, like he would sit there and talk. I go, you can't do that, you can't do that. People take that as something like what should I do for this? Oh you should do this, and I don't don't. No, So anyways, so one Dixon's a legend mistress speaks out and she basically has a lot to say. Robin Dixon has some explaining to do after her husband One's a legend. Mistress came forward, claiming his relationship with a repularity isn't real and it's just for TV. According to One's other woman, Robbin's recollection of events regarding the female losing her wallet and one pain for her hotel room and then leaving doesn't make sense. Which it doesn't make sense. We all doree with that, although light on detail. She told George, who's George? She told? George says that's the person she was talking to. Oh, she told George says the story is outrageous, confirming that she allegedly hung out with One at a hotel. The alleged mistress also claims that she believes the story Robin is spitting came directly from One after he realized he got caught. Duh. It was very clear that the relationship was for TV. It was for the fans, It was for a paycheck. The other woman claimed this was their obligation. They needed to do what they need to do pretty much for TV. She alleged that One told her he had respect for Robin, but it was not a real relationship. Um, anybody that has a relationship this long, that's just for t V. I'm not buying it. I mean, they have kids together, they have a relationship. Clearly it's a rocky relationship, but it's it's a relationship. One reminds me of who he reminds me of the Ben Affleck meme from the Grammys. She's just like, he's just okay, wait, did you actually read into that? Because I I anytime I see a Ben Affleck, he's always looks miserable. So I didn't read into it. What were they fighting or something? No, according to of course, I went down the entire rabbit. I know. That's why I'm asking you because according to somebody who sat at their table, she reported on TikTok that even though they keep showing that meme, that what you're actually seeing is Jennifer Lopez had seen the meme on her phone pop up already while they were at the Grammys, And so she goes to show him and they start laughing about it. But like when she goes to show him and says, can you please smile? People are already making fun of you. Like either way, that's a wife would That's what a wife would say. I've never known amazing face like his resting bitch face. Is just he looks stoned. To me, he looks stoned. That's a typical stoned face. And I know he doesn't do he doesn't drink. Just who knows what he is doing. But those memes that reminds me of one Dixon, Like, I'm I I may be here in spirit, but I'm actually not here. Um. Yeah, I gotta believe he's one of those guys that just hates that stuff. Um. Which then we get back to our boy, Wuan. This this situation has given Robin a one on one sit down with Andy. Reunion Part three airs on Sunday, March five. The reunion concludes is Ashley and Candas discussed the events that led to the dissolution of their once burgaining friendship, which I'm like, did they really have a friendship now? Um? The husband's joined and Chris confronts Giselle, which would be great because then we have Chris on with us to talk about that, and then Karen faces off against Charisse, and then Andy has a special post reunion conversation with Robin and dives into Robin's bombshell and mission that Juan was inappropriate communicating with another woman prior to the wedding. I hope for our sake that she will say, like we had a knockout, drag out fight because of this happen, Like you have to show some emotion here. Just saying he was born during the pandemic isn't going to it won't put a stop to everybody talking about this. You have to somehow well. I I don't know if she will. I don't know if she will. I think it's an extension of her Watch What Happens Live appearance and I think you saw how she was on the show, like Noah and before anyone comes by me by knockout, drag out, I did not mean any physical altercation. The fact that I even have to say that, I just mean that, like show that there's was an actual situation that you guys worked through. Don't just say like, oh, you know, just don't brush over it now that we all know and you've talked about it, right Heather Gay More. Heather Gay stories the show's over, but Heather Gay lives on. Heather Gay says she's no longer Gen Shaw's wright or die friend. My focus is on the victims. How convenient it changed in dynamic. Heather Gay opens up about where she stands with gen Shaw after the Louder conviction for wire fraud. I was labeled right or die because I had a friend that was looking at me and telling me she was innocent. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Star exclusively told us Weekly everything changed for me when she pled guilty. Now my focus is on the victims and her family and the collateral damage of this crime that she has perpetuated and admitted to perpetuating, and I just hope that everyone can be made whole. Now let's talk about that for a little bit, because even if she she did plead guilty, she that's not what she was saying at the reunion. That's not what she's saying at the reunion that she came into our hotel room with gen Shaw. At Brovo Con she was still hanging out with her. So I'm a little bit confused. And why she's saying this is just convenient because gen Shaw is now gone and she's gotta, you know, win the fans back. Why not just say this, like we get a Heather, you realize you made a mistake, and now you want to make you know right your wrongs. But then just say, hey, listen. Watching back, I realized how ignorant I was and the mistakes that I made, And this is what I'm going to do about it now. Even watching the reunion, I didn't realize what I was, you know, right or dying for And now I do, and I'm disgusted with myself. Whatever well that would be, but that would be the truth, right, and that she runs from the truth. Well, some people have a strange relationship with the truth. I think I think Heather is very intelligent, and I think that sometimes when you haven't really intelligent, probably should desire dumb people like me. I think when you're really intelligent, then you have a way of maneuvering and changing the narrative and deflecting where I'm like, I'm just like, yeah, I did it, I did it. Uh well, um, speaking of owning your truth, this is not on our Housewife headlines, but I figured I would just share it with you now. I sent a text message today, so it's been something that's been on my heart for a while, and I realized, like, why am I carrying around this like old baggage of like resentment and things that happened years ago? Who did you reach out to I wrote a text message today and it says, pay blank. I want you to guess so it's too It's Teddy. Just saw you on a Jeff Lewis post. You look great and happy. Me and tamer have a number one podcast on My Heart and would love to have you on. I of course have some things I would like to apologize for. I think it could be healing for both of us to fully close that chapter and have some laughs. Let me know if you're down. Denise Richards correct, but she has not responded, but she's probably She's probably mad at me. I mean too because of Ultimate Girl's Trip, which, by the way, with something that I said, I didn't play exactly how it went down, So it was something I had talked with Brandy off camera, and then the last night we were out I think it was last night. Um, she had said on camera to show the like hey, Tamra, can you tell me what you said last night about Denise? And I'm like, oh my god. Really, So then I had to like, it wasn't something I was really wanting to put out there, but it happened. I don't care. I was staying at the same hotel in New York where we were sitting and having a good time. I I adore, I always have. Yeah. I mean, here's the thing. My situation with Denise was way before anything that happened on that trip. We were having issues that were like off camera stuff and like just that. Well, I remember the scene. I remember the scene. Can you okay? Yeah? What did you say? No? Not at lunch? At the table were you guys all at It was at lunch or dinner a bunch of you in New York or when we were in what country we were in? I don't even remember what country we were in. I don't remember. I don't know if you were on a trip or not. You could have been on a trip, you mean in Rome when I was pregnant, or in New York when I was filming with her when our issues started, when she asked me there was something having to do with Charlie. She don't want to bring it up. So it's when you basically said, I'm just gonna say it, um that same. I don't know where you were then, Yeah, we were in Rome And here still the way I feel about it, Do I think that going back, if I would have done anything differently? Probably not. It was the situation we were in and it was going to play well, you're doing your job. Yeah, But that being said, I still want to apologize for how it ended up and how it did it end up. She just stopped showing up, that was it. But how how it ended for you guys, like you know, yeah, we I mean we spoke saying it, but it was on zoom because it was during the pandemic, and then I was blocked on social media. That's the year that Brandy did not go to the reunion that was your brand. None of us went. We were all on a computer, but they weren't going to have her. Yeah, but we never got to really have a conversation, you know, at reunion setting like it's everybody chiming in. And the bigger issue for her wasn't necessarily that I brought it up. It was like how it all happened. You were you friendly with her prior to her coming on at Beverly Hills. No, but we we were friendly her first season. We all were friends, you know. It wasn't until that kind of shifted when we were in New York and then there was like some issues with the way that her husband was treating me. But either way, I don't want to carry this shift around anymore. I just want to be like, hey, let's move on, let's talk about this, and we're not on the shows anymore, let's go. Maybe it's because I know, but it's just one of those things, like, you know, I had cast members in the past that we were do in our job and we were on camera, like a lot of people had said things about me to say things about them, But some of these fired housewives still hold on to She said this sun casts like, dude, this is a job. I wasn't lying. Get over it, which is what Queens of Bravo posted something today. Things are already sensitive between Teresa and the Gorghas, but for Marge to report the entire conversation back to mel and Joe was giving hints a bone collector, and then people are responding back. If we applaud Ashley shrid Kyle, et cetera for bone collecting, I'm doing the same for Marge. Melissa's going to see what was said on TV afterwards, So might as well be said by marjuring this season. I agree with what the Bravo Life is saying here because this if you're coming onto this you know there is going to be ship sterred. You know, if you're going to a life do you do you disagree with what Marge did? Do? I think the timing seemed a little odd at the second that she did it, but I think she also was trying to hold Teresa accountable to you know, some of the things that she disagreed with. Yeah, it was Louis though that piste drop by saying that she was it was an insecure move, or she's insecure or something like that. Isn't that what Melissa got mad about? Yeah, but I think Melissa was already mad, which will get us to our next group of headlines. Okay, Dolores believes Teresa, Joe, and Melissa need to put it into their tumultuous relationship by cutting all ties. Yeah. Um, I've never taken aside, but with family, you don't because you lose at the end of the day, she said, And watch what happens live. I just think it's time for them to really part ways. I do. If there's no peace in life being together, then I think it's time, she said. And well, maybe she knows more than the rest of us because she's working closely with them. I mean, that's pretty sad. I think that one of them needs to get off TV. Yeah, for sure. Well, I also think the fans are are tired of this. Oh, I actually disagree. I don't think one of the and means to be off TV. You don't think so okay, No, I think, well, you know what, You're right, because if one gets off and the other one's gonna be jealous that the other one still on, and then it's going to be a fight about something totally different. I made it and you didn't. Yeah, so I mean, I stand corrected. I don't think there's ever gonna There's obviously going to continue to have issues, But I do think that show would not do well without one of I don't know if it's necessarily Melissa or Joe, but like one of those two hold the like they hold the men together, they hold the women together, like there has to feel like it. I feel like there's a huge division. I feel like they're like, I don't know, just from the first episode, I feel like Melissa and Joe are not even on the show. They're like way over in the corner and everybody else is on this show. So I'm hoping it changes, but right now it seems weird, has a weird feeling to it. Yeah, definitely. But then we've got to get to Melissa Gorga's text. So there's text that we're on the show. And then there was one that was leaked to social media from Teresa's camp. Basically, well, it wasn't leaked from Teresa's camp, it was leaked from Teresa's podcast. Okay, I didn't I wasn't sure where it came from. Yeah, So should we just go in, get into, get into the first episode of New Jersey. I think overall, I thought it was a great first episode. They get right into the drama. Normally, first episodes are re equainting, you know, families and what's been going on in your life and what are you doing? And but they went straight to the eighties party and and of course the photo ship was quite hilarious. Well, I have a question for you in regards to Jersey. So Tracy was edited out of the reunion only to show up to film to be edited out of filming. Remember she was there, I know I have that, actually have that in my notes. So her and her husband were there. Did you see Tiki, Yeah, gating and they put that out and I thought at first I only saw her. Then I replayed it, I'm like, oh my god, why would they be there. I would be like, I'm good, I don't need to be on TV. You cut me out of everything I filmed, so why am I going back? Um? She I get evidently she's a good sport, but she's just at the party. It's like she's got a spot on the show this year, right, No, but I think this also does you could you saw in this episode And I'm just pointing it out in the beginning because it doesn't really matter even where this falls here, but the difference in Jackie's personality now that she is a friend of you see a certain level of not feeling comfortable, and this is what ends up happening oftentimes when people do come back Jackie were talking. I'm switching over to Jackie because well the part where the two nude chicks were talking and they were kind of edging out Jackie and Jackie goes, um, you're just not even talking to me or making eye contact, and then Rachel goes, oh, they just had it. I'm sorry, there's a lot of another scene. No, she said, I'm sorry, there's a lot of moving parts here that I'm trying to navigate, and then they cut it cut away, So it wasn't even like they didn't even give her Like you can see Jackie was coming in to try to, you know, make a voice for herself, get some conversations going, and then all of a sudden they just took no big deal. But if anybody else, they would have kept going and the cameras and the conversation would have kept going. But I think Jackie was actually I think what was happening was Jackie was actually breaking the fourth wall. Oh and I think she was saying, you know, you're new here, and now you're just blocking me out because you're a housewife. And I mean at this point I didn't see it like that. I wasn't well because I think I have filmed once, not even as a friend of but the one time that I did film, I were remember having that moment of feeling like this feels really different, Which is why I can go back to thinking some of the times of like seeing Jackie do that, some of the times like Camille came in hot and started acting wild, is because you're you're trying to make a place, and I wonder if that's going to happen with Jackie was well, it already did even with the photo shoot. I mean happened twice. At the photo shoot. They didn't really emphasize much on her. Obviously Evan was in the calendar, but there wasn't much conversation or camera on her. Well. Also, at this point, do we even know who friend of are and housewife? Like? I feel like, so if that's what I was going to ask you, because I was kind of confused. So we have Rachel Danielle, and then is there another one, um, Jennifer Jennifer, isn't there another Okay? So Danielle, she's the one that looks like if someone from Toddler's and TRS had grown grown up to be a housewife. That is her. I love her. I freaking love her. I love her um, I love her husband. I love how really it's like even when the child right, I love when the child her daughter flipped off the camera like so good. I mean, they are a product of their mama, that's for sure, and I love it. I like, I like their whole it felt natural, their home dynamic to me. I know somebody that were on the group text with disagrees with us there, but I didn't feel like she was a try hard. I liked it. Okay, So how did you like the intro of the show? It literally gave me chills and I would really like for you to sing the song I have to believe we are magic and then you're like seeing the close ups moving around way I felt like about to take place. I know the destiny will arrive, and then they have Teresa come through the door. Now do you know who originally sang that song? Come on, I don't I live in Newton John. Oh no, I don't know that it might have been when she Wasn't she and Xanna do or something like that. Wasn't there a band that she was in? Maybe I'm wrong us. I found your click taurus too. Um. Okay? Then, and I one more question about their intro. Why do they have the same cast picture? They just add people change their dress color. I think as they've had for ten years. She's still in a sky dress. I don't know plan why they don't change it. I also don't understand why they have a cast so large, and when when you do that, you can't have two people with the same name. I can't have two Jennifers, like I cannot have Jenner Aiden and then this new Jennifer and try to keep track. Okay, but okay, so we know that for sure that Danielle is a new housewife, So Rachel is not a housewife. I think Danielle and Rachel are housewives the house That's what I knew. Jennifer is just a friend, and that's a friend of Margaret's, right, yes, but not the friend of Margaret's that's attacking her online, right right, right, right? Um, But it starts off with Louis making hot sausage for dinner and him saying to Teresa, you know you love hot sausage. Margaret, Margaret, trimmy nose hairs on Joe. I'm with here with that. I can't stand nose hairs Melissa and Joe in their rental house. Well, Melissa, but we have to talk about Melissa's text, talking about the texting with Teresa, because this is where she shares the part where she says, uh, the night of the reunion taping. Um, she sends a text and production shows crop text on the screen during this Then this week somebody leaked the full text between Teresa and Melissa showing that there's communication between the two um and the text. Okay, so it was released that it says Melissa sending the text, I'm just letting you know I'm truly fine with not being in the wedding. I don't want to bring it up again with our family moving forward. I wish you guys all the best for what Jennifer does. I don't. I'm not gonna get mad at you for what if he does, and you should not get mad at me for what Margaret does. Good night, and she did like an exhaustion phase. And then the next month, so that was on March thirty one. So I still actually agree that what Melissa's saying is accurate because the next time that Teresa contacts her is not until April twenty nine, where it says she what was Melissa's text March thirty one, and then the other and then Teresa's text was well, then there's first to text like just so the guy's butts with Easter things on it from April seventeen, but then April nine was I'm at Joey's school, can't talk. I'll call you back later. What's your address? And then they continue texting. But then Teresa went on to her podcast and released, you know, all of these things about how all the things she's done with her storyline throughout the years, she's given up you know, she's had gotten divorced, married, uh, gone to prison, like all of these things, and someone is simply using her for a storyline, and uh, well, then Melissa gets involved, and because we see all of these text messages which are too much to go through, which have shown they've been communicating but not since you know, there was a huge gap in between the reunion when it started. But then Melissa on her story to this morning posted, guys, I see you're all curious about the text messages. Someone is definitely spiraling and needs to prove herself working over time. But this all proves my point even more. She did not reply to the text messages as I sent after we filmed the reunion Crickets. It wasn't until three weeks later and after the reunion air she was getting the backlash about how poorly she treated her brother and I and then she felt the need to reach out and clean it up. Her reaching out right at the same time we are about to start filming and finally wanting to discuss our relationship and how she can fix it. Was that was inauthentic and with self serving. We wanted off the roller coaster point blank. Can't say much more now, but if you continue to watch this season, it will make much more sense. I love you all. That's Melissa's response to all these being released. Okay, well instead of jump to conclusions, We're just gonna have to watch, you know how these things. We hate to jump to conclusions. We like to just wait. We hate to do it. Accuse anybody of doing anything wrong, God, but I do, but I do. Like Teresa has a fiftieth birthday with family and Melissa and Joseph Flowers. I thought that was a nice touch. Um question, is there any such thing as being raw as a cucumber? And what is the saying if they're saying with raw, it's calm as a cucumber, isn't it cool? Coolest cucumber? Is there? Like raw as like? What would you say oz meat? That's what I was thinking raw? What else is raw? Anyway? After night, Teresa knows Louie for giving and that she has a problem for giving people. Louie had Teresa meet the psychotherapist, and she has learned that she doesn't to not get as reactive. Let's see how long this works out for. Okay, so Louis has hear in therapy to try not to overreact. He really wants her to get fired. Yeah, like he's doing so who knows. Um. Then we get to the roller skating party where we meet. Okay, So one thing that I one thing I did find out, or we all did, is Frank is fifty eight years old. I had no idea. Who's fifty eight years old? How old? I don't know it's thirty three years old. How would you How old would you have thought Frank was? I don't know fifty and I never really gave it a thought. Um to me, his arms are bigger than ever. And I know he's admitted to stterwoids. I want him to stop. Um. I didn't even notice his arms. I was too busy trying to understand the dynamic between Dolores and Brittany and trying to read because Brittany didn't say any words. She was just like mouthing things like do they like each other or not? I think she's said I mean, Dolores, I think likes for Frank to be happy, so he's not guilting her for not still pining after him. But he is still pinting after her, even at thirty three year old girlfriend, even while she's sitting there. And we need details. We need to get Frank back on the part, and we need to get details because but I also think he just likes having their family unit close, but he wouldn't probably want to do all the work that would be required to actually be in a committed relationship with Dolores, who Dolores I love um And I have to be honest, I always remember what Dolores and Jennifer are fighting over. Dolores and Jennifer I don't either, I really don't. But Jennifer takes it. Wait, it's almost like she's acting and then she uses that Lucille Ball voice every once in a while that that I'm like, just be yourself please. Well, I know, but I don't mind Jennifer. I think she's good for the show. But I don't really like when she had her boot on in the high heel and the sweats. That's what I'm saying. I don't like. Stop with that. We don't need to see all that. Well, she's she's doing it for camera, but then she also sometimes when she gets she yells, she gets into this like weird voice and motion, and I'm like, what are you doing? I think there's a different voice when she's drinking versus not drinking. Um, I don't know, what are your thoughts on Rachel. The second I heard she was born in the nineties, I was like, I don't know if I need to like Rachel. I think she's I think she's a little young for the show, So I mean just and I would throw that out there, but I don't know. Maybe she's an old soul, but I don't know. We'll see. But she didn't make me laugh the hunt. She does have kids. She has kids and their teenagers, so yeah, so it sounds like she's been a mom for a long time. So maybe she has that life experience. But I'd like to have my housewife seasoned. You mean yeah when I say season better, Yeah, spicy, whatever you wanna call it, yeah, problematic? Yeah yeah, So wait a minute. So danielle step mom was married to camp Caroline Manzo's brother, which gives me reason to believe, with Caroline being on The Ultimate Girl's Trip that they might be considering bringing Caroline back because there's a connection there and I know that, Um, Dolores is good friends with Caroline as well, so just and she wouldn't mind. She wouldn't answer the question and watch what happens live either when she was like a pick, like you'd either have to pick who's a better friend, Caroline or Teresa. She wouldn't chick really, so I mean, but I also I am curious do we want Caroline back? I don't know. I don't know. Well, I guess we can figure that out after Ultimate Girl's Trip. Well, we got to see that play out. I know that some stories are out there and we don't know who's going to want to do after that ship show. Yeah right, she might want nothing to do with TV. Ever, again, I'm anna, I might want to avoid the spotlight. I love when Jennifer said to Danielle E from Franklin Lakes knowing damn well she was not Staten Island. Um, I didn't even get that part. Um. But then my next question is is when it comes to these men doing the photo shoot, So when we can flash forward just for a second to thinking about Miami, Miami, we have Gertie's husband, who's an actual firefighter who refuses to be any in any calendar. But they also have Joe Gorga and all of these guys who hold out Franks, Polly. We have them all in there. They are loving every second of it. Joe Um, Margaret's husband was the only one that wasn't like, Okay, this is great, and she's like, cover that belly, cover that belly. He's like, I get two ships on this party. I mean they're all looped up ready to go, like I was dying. And then Joe Gorga keep getting there's too many Joe's on the show. Joe Gorga's lips were killing me. He was like, I can't and then and then and then Louie and the yoga. Um. I want to kind of say to all of them, if you're going to do the spray chans, we need to figure out the face because the faces are turning bright red. Right so they have so much tan. Teresa and her interview look is so tan. I start to worry about skin cancer at this point. I'm hoping that I'm hoping that is a spray tan and like body makeup and not not No, I think Jersey. They like to keep it tan. I feel like those times are gone. I mean, I don't know. Let's hope. I have a question for you. Yes, do you know what a fluffer is? Of course I do? Okay, do you It's not a feather that you on the end of the stick that you stick on your your but no, it's if you guys would like a little information on what a fluffer is. A person who gives filatio prior to well, I don't know if it's a particular sexual act. It's just getting somebody hard. Well, no, it's well, you're either giving a blowjob or a hand job to get somebody hard, just keeping them keeping hard. However, that takes whatever it takes. I bought something yesterday. What it's a sex chair? A chair? I bought it for Eddie for Valentine's Day? Hold on, what is it? What do you do? Okay? It's like a chase lounge. Okay? Have you seen the a Netflix show How to Make a Sex Rooms? I don't know if that's no, I haven't have to watch it. You have to watch it. It's this designer she is um, I would say pictures. She kind of looks like Caroline Manzel kind of and she's British, so she has a British accent, even shorter hair than Caroline. And she's freaking vulgar and funny all at the same time. And she has designed like interior decorator for years, so now she only does sex rooms for people. Some people want dungeons. Some people want like spa like bedrooms. Some have like separate bedrooms that are sheds out in the backyard. They have built as like bondage rooms. But every episode is different. Well, she's showed this sex chair. It's like a chase lounge. And when I looked, when I got obsessed, you know, well I I know, but this is like the way that it's also a yoga stretched chair, so you can do all these stretches. But it's designed perfectly that you can lean over it. You can you can touch your feet on the ground like it does a lot of things you've never heard of, like a shower chair, Like do we really how much with this? I don't like shower sex It was dollars. What about your bed? It's different, you can do that. This thing does everything. Okay, well I'm gonna get got please post um what it is so we can take a little lookie at it, and now I feel guilty for not getting edwin anything. Um, you have to you have to watch that show. It's pretty interesting, okay. And at the same time, all right, y'all we should all watch it. Um. Next, Jennifer thinks Dolores is being disrespectful since she didn't say hi to her. Jen says, when Dolores was with David, she could have said when a man is with you or five years and don't know it is no, but she chose not to. Jackie tells Rachel she didn't look her in the eye. This all happens kind of at the same time. But then the new chick goes over to tell all Dolores what's going on and said, oh, Jennifer is really upset. She was crying. I didn't see any tears coming out of Jennifer's eyes either, did I. It was like, I'm so sad. It was a way to get sympathy. Thought it was ridiculous. I am on Dolora's side one thousand percent. Well, then Dolores pulls Jennifer aside to talk and says, even Dolores is like whatever, She's just like, please I have my own ship to deal with. And then she says, Jennifer, don't agree on what a friend is, and Jennifer says that she thought Dolores was her friend but realized she never was her friend. Jennifer says, Dolores is a and she always is and learned that word from Dolores. Then she said Dolores says Jennifer should learn from her and says jen shows her how to be a bit and up friend. And then as Jennifer is walking out, she yells that Dolores looks like an old handbag that is just mean and rude and all that was wrong. He said, maybe it's a birkin, which is actually a compliment. I don't want to be anything old. The word old to be if you said I was my handbag and be like okay, but well then don't hang around Rachel. Rachel. You mean Rachel is the one born in the nineties. True, Um, I don't know. I think that Jennifer. I hope she softened up a little bit. Even her husband was like, come on, stop trying to pull her out, and that like, okay, we're going to make an executive decision right now. We are going to call Jennifer Aiden. From now on, Jen, she is Jin. The new girl is Jennifer jen Aden because that's her Instagram name, I think too. Maybe it's not, But can I just call her Jin? Because I get I'm getting confused now because I'm trying to track the new girl, which I let's see how much the new girls in the show. Well, I heard from a source that the new Jennifer is like the comic relief of this season, but we shall see. So far, I can't. The only thing I've noticed about her is that she was in same outfit as Joe Gorga at the skating party. Yeah. Now, I just thought Jennifer was horrible this episode. I didn't like it at all. Um who so fan thoughts are they're seeing a different side of Melissa. Theresa's full of herself. I like the younger generation of wives being mixed in. They loved the men's photo shoot, nice to have some fun and then Jackie struggling as a friend, of which I completely agree that that is. I mean, just what they did to her at the end. It's like, especially, you haven't looked at me one time, and the cameras just move. It's like the cameras ain't looking at you either, Jackie. That's gotta be tough. I would that's one reason. Like do you really want to go back as a friend, because then you have to deal with that ship and it's if it doesn't hurt enough, that's another smack in the face. Yeah, like if their original rejection after sharing so much of your life for however many years, and you know, I have a I have a some fan thoughts this time missed. I don't know if you missed it or if you got it or if this is just bullshit. But um, A girl named Melissa wrote in iconic but Margaret calling Teresa's daughters bitches was extremely uncalled for. Oh I thought it was funny. I didn't think it was I was not where was that? Because I didn't When they sat down at the lunch table, um, there were tersa goes, how are you going to live with? How am I going to live here with Louie and all these dogs? Like she was kind of like laughing about it because there was a thousand dogs running around, and then Louis goes, I sometimes worry about how I'm going to live with five women? And then jokingly Margaret goes five bitches, meaning five women Like I don't think she was saying actually calling the kids bitches. I think it was like maybe in poor taste to make a joke that are but I I would have not been bothered by that. A lot of people something must just saying they loved the New Girls, they need a little breath of fresh air. That the Teresa and um the Gorga's storyline is just getting old. The new girl talking about how her husband was a model, and then the production team going, uh so was he successful little model as a model? And she goes and I thought she was being serious, and I was like, oh she bugs. She was like, well he wasn't a lot a law in order, and then she's like icon stud. She goes, you're in the presence of a of an icon on the icon or something like that. I was like, Okay, she doesn't take herself too seriously. I like this overall. I felt like Jersey was success. I love the intro. I love the music. It had a different feel to it. I love that there's new girls, excited that they're back, excited. I was getting a little sick of our yeah regular aired, Yeah, it was time the beauty of them continuing to like flow this way is But the time we're completely over a season, then we've got a new one to obsess over. So I get now why you guys get so hooked. Let's take ratings were pretty good too. Yeah, ratings were good. Um, let's take a little break and then we'll come back and chat about Miami. So we are back to talk about Miami. I felt like this is a little bit of a filler episode. Did you feel the same way I did? I mean, I still liked it, though, but I mean I had some like key thoughts, like one Maristol having COVID is proof alcohol does not kill everything. There you go, there you go. You're so right. But she didn't have COVID for long. When she came in with the thing, the bedazzled thing, I honestly, well, when somebody is the year after years doing props and cops, you know, like she's the cup, the megaphone, the Okay, yeah, it's it's a lot, it's a lot, Okay. But the episode opens with a flash forward, which is my favorite ways for episodes to start. So the flashboard, we see Adriana say to Alexeia accidents have consequences as you know with Frankie, which causes Alexeia to break down. This is a major This is the major fight that was alluded to preseason between the O G s. The full scene is in the next week's episode. Okay, well, I don't like how that starts. I mean, I don't know if she's she's basically referencing shit happens. Look what happened to your son? No, I don't. I mean I when I was saying I love what happened, I didn't mean that that occurrence. I just say a flash forward. See um. I think what she's saying is like all accident there there is a repercussion. I don't know, because I don't feel like I can tell with Adriana so much. I don't know if she was saying that to try to be hurtful towards Adriana's son right well, where she was trying to make a reference, but they obviously put that little clip in there because he's gonna draw people in. And if I mean, that's kind of a ship thing to say, it is a ship thing to say, especially because when you go back and you look at what actually happened, you can't there's been all these rumors about how it originally happened, if it was Alexei's son that was driving him, if he was with a friend, like there was, it's been everywhere, and I'm sure even though she's opened up so much of what's going on with Frankie, there's a certain part that is so painful to have to read what I couldn't imagine with the one thing that I really enjoyed and we got to see Frankie with his dad and he so my love and he's just such a sweet boy, so sweet and um, you know, Alexei is saying he was away for a while in school, in school or prison, and um, yeah, it was just sweet to see them all together. Yeah, well then it was. I had a little flashback myself once they arrived to Bahamas, because that's where we stayed on our housewife trip. Oh wasn't at the Bahama? What's it called Baha? Remember them? It? I loved it. I want to cause I'm thinking about doing a trip. I've never been the Bahamas ever. But Eddie's fiftieth birthdays coming up and he doesn't want a party, but that's not gonna happen. I'm sure, I'm gonna throw one, but he wants to go away, and I thought, maybe let's go to the Bahama. Let's go to the Bahamas. Sunshine the ball. The thing that was crazy was watching it. I'm like, holy sh it. So we didn't do any of those things, and we did a million other things. So I'm like, this place more than I need to know, she said. Somebody said it's this resort is huge, but back it up a little bit. How about Adriana and her has Matt suit at the airport and she was like, has Matt slash bee Hivir. She had on a big hat, she had on plastic gloves, she had on like long sleeves, long pants. Everybody else is like in oh like sun dresses, and she's like glasses. Her whole body is covered. I'm like, who was like that? I let Adriana Adriana? Why did I not even noticed that? It was really it was about myself. Well, it was just a quick scene. They were sitting in the airport getting ready to take off to the Bahamas. But I'm like, really, we all have that friend though. Yeah, my son still has wears a mask everywhere he goes. Yeah, I mean to each his own on that and travel planes are disgusting pre or post COVID like dirty airports are dirty. Bathrooms are dirty. But um, the Baja mar Is where all that went down with DERI remember when it didn't play out on the season, but there was that woman screaming at the read at the pool. Oh yes, okay, so you would recommend that place. I recommend that place, not because that happened. But I never got to do the water slides. But while I was watching all the women that did the water slides, I was thinking, why is that Larsa doing this? She hasn't built in floating device she got she got four of them each, but she can reach boob me. I was just thinking to the bottom, like dead way, have any silicone on this body anymore? I got two little silicones gonna hold me up. Now they're not poking up, No, they'd be bigger, but when they do. Okay. So I have a question for you because this actually came in questioning production type stuff, which we're not going to break any rules here. But I always, every single time, except for once, I was given the option of what I wanted to do. Did I want to go on the water slide or did I want to sit back? Sure. They never told me I had to do anything. I went on the water slide this year. Good because do you see how awkward the other group looks like? It's seriously well, how about when you're talking about Golden Girls versus sex in the City and and Lars is like, They're all, what's a golden Girl? I'm like, really, they have to know what gold you have to know. It's like we pretending your Rachel's age. You know who the Golden Girls are? Yes, she's what almost you know who the Golden are? Do not know? And I'm not commenting because I'll get killed. My daughter is seventeen shows of the Golden Girls work. Come on, everyone knows to the Golden Girls. I mean, yeah, thank you for a friend. How about the haunted room with spirits the drapes opening and closing. That happened to us too. There's a hand motion thing that you just there. I knew you'd have the answer for I like, I think I stayed in that same room. I was like, oh, that pool table, all of it? Really? Yeah? I mean that the hotel was so nice and the butlers were incredible. I highly recommend it's the Bahamar and the Bahamas. It's incredible, a million activities. It's good for husbands who played golf to and remember that's where Eric and I did our makeup conversation before yourself hated at that dinner later on that night, there was oh my god. But the water park looks fun. I love that the camera guy with GoPros on there and they weren't even trying to hide him. Well, I also want to know how did the girls hats not fall off? These are the things that I wonder. I'm like, how did Gertie's hat? And I mean, I should have had it on really tight, probably I can't remember what had she had, like a baseball type of hat. She had on like a fedora. I don't know. It must have been very tight. Well, then we get to Ah, they decide to they go. They're playing a drinking game with Lenny also, and they're showing a lot of communication between Lisa and then poor Li says, she looks miserable. She is trying to put on a happy face trying. I don't think she's trying to. Well, I mean as much as she can, I think more than not a happy face but not trying not to bust into tears. But she's going on these trips because this is her job and this is what she's getting paid for. So the people that are if anybody's given her ship about why would you leave your kids in the middle of this. She's making money so and there with in good hands, but I just feel like she doesn't want to be there. She's sad, she's worried about her kids constantly. I couldn't not imagine filming like that, and it just breaks my heart. Um also with marisoul thinking somebody put a spell on her. And then you see in her interview with those witchy pointed finger tips. What were those? She was a bird like her confessional. Look, they were bugles, that's what they were. They were those ships. She dipped them in gold, and I'm like and two fingers, like, what were what were those? Are those some kind of jewelry accessory that we have to go out and get now because the long nails I don't need to do. I already have witch hands. I don't like that I have nothing, but I have stubs right now. And then I have this hands twice as big as this hand. That's what it's not even moving. No, it doesn't move. I go to the doctor at one thirty to have an X ray. I don't think it's broke, but we'll see, we'll Steve Vicky. I don't want to go. I don't want to go. Um okay. Then during okay, Then they do a card game and Lisa brings up Adriana is porn search history, and Adriana says, oh, just you know, regular husband and wife type things, mom and dad and a little mom and dad type things. You know, a little DP here and there. Okay, I don't okaye. Her guests double penis double penetration? Oh my god. But my favorite part is when Julie is like DP, what's steps and over and over? I don't know if they replayed her saying it all the time, but in the way, up girls, what is d P? She goes, I'll tell you when you grow up, adrian I'm telling you. Adriana is winning me over. I know she she has some funny things to say. We need to got what her mysterious back life is. She would come on the pot. She likes us so far that yeah right. I loved Adriana's impersonation of Julia thought it was hilarious and spot on. She made Julia more likable. She's like she was. I was like, I want Julia to be this animated. I know, um yoga with any kind of animals. I don't want to ever see that again. No no, no, no, goats, no penguins or whatever they had on there, what they have? Like, how am I supposed to align my chakra with a bird shitting on me? I? Well, exactly or a goat on top of me? Like, I don't understand this, this is stupid. I don't care. Stop making stupid things happen people we don't want. What are those birds? Flamingoes, flamingoes, mingoes, goats? No no, no, no, no, no, no, thank you. If you were so called herself monkey, well I thought she called she always used to call um Lisa monkey. But then she said monkey a teenager. But I think she was looking up at Lisa, not calling herself monkey, because normally she calls Lisa monkey. Then we get to the massages, which a housewife massage gives me a rage because they don't put their heads in the holes because they don't want to mess up their makeup. I know. And so then I'm like, nobody lays on their stomach with a pillow in their head, Like, well, Larsa was on her side and then she she was on her stomach. You can see her cord, her skin colored underwear on underneath and all that. Yeah, I don't like it relaxing massage. I If I have the option to get a massage on camera, I usually say no, only because I feel like you're in a deep conversation. Then it's got to be serious. And it just never looks good there rubbing on my old skin and making it looking older than it is. My face is smashing a hole. I would rather do a water slide than get halfway rubbed um while trying to have dramas and it it's not even a real massage. It's not a little here and there. And then it's like can you step out to the girls attack? Um? Okay. Then Julia tells Gertie that she's going to oh no. Then during the massages they talk about um. They start setting the groundwork for the Alexia issues with Adriana, which is why we're obviously going to get into that for next week. Um. But Adriana talks about how her friendship has changed over the years. And then Alexia fails. Adriana is only worried about Julia and doesn't care about her. So like they they're at the getting the massages, they start talking about it. Then it transfers to the lunch. They continue talking about it. You see what they're saying when she's like, you're only caring about Julius since you came back, But she's saying, since you came back to the show. Um. And then Julia tells Gertie that she's going to adopt a baby. Why did she pull Gertie to the side to do that? Like, if she's not telling all of the women, I would imagine, I know. I think once one knows, I think they all know. So I don't know. I guess they're just trying to stretch the storyline out because she doesn't really have a lot going on in her life. Julia, well, apparently rich Witchcraft according to Alexia. Um, but I can't say this the one surprised that I did not want to have. At the end of the episode, it was Marisol. I felt like I was Nicole and I was watching it from a television show. No, not now, But how tides of turn. Remember when we were we've fallen for Marisol again. We started liking her. Now she's I don't dislike her by any means, but it's just sometimes it's a little much. It's a little it's a little much. Um. But if if I'm Nicole, was it beautiful, smart? Successful? Now we know she's got the perfect body too. Yeah, so she perfect booty, perfect boobs, perfect everything. And it's just Nicole, perfectly styled, perfect, perfect perfect. And I love her sweet, nice like she is really Anthony's one lucky dude. I love that our producer just wrote us in Gurtie bound out because she told Gertie because she feels like Grtie supportive of her. I love that he's like, we need to clear this up for you guysince you guys don't know what supportive means. Are we going to see a button to this adoption situation? I mean, I didn't hear about any babies at Bravo con Yeah, well, I know she's you know, her wife has cancer, so I could imagine that her treatment is first and foremost important in the relationship right now, which I hope she's doing. Okay, me too, I really liked her wife too. Oh, I do too. Yeah, I mean I think you know, I wish them the best. Regardless, I didn't think this was a huge filler episode, but I do think I need I need Larsa back in the game. I need Lisa too, Yeah, come on, like though, I know, but I want her. I want for her her family's sake. I want her to stop talking about how her kids are feeling. Right now, You're not gonna want that out there later, talk about how you're feeling all you want, right but like it's get slap you drunk and drunk and you know something stupid try to hook up with one of the guys at the Baja mar but please, But that's it, that's all. That's all she wrote. That's all we got, guys, that's all we got. Thanks for tuning in, and we will have a special episode with Margaret and Camera that will be coming out in the next couple of days. You guys have to tune in. I know that, Tam Like, how much are you gonna miss me? One to ten attend? I want to see you. Wait, you're going to Vegas. No, I'm going to Um, I'm going to India to the horse show. I'm showing in a derby tomorrow. I think that's the only reason you go to India. Yes, Coachella, Indio whatever, Lakma, Oh my god. Yeah, So I'm not to be confused with India. I don't need I just need a high tolerance for traffic. Right. But let's hope I win because that's it's a big money class. Oh that's right, it's for you. Yeah, Slate shows, but she doesn't show until after I do the derby. So that's exciting that you're getting back into that back in the game. I realized it was making me happy, and I'm like, why am I avoiding doing it? It's a good happy to stress, really, and you have to be asn't in the moment when you do it, Like when you're riding, it's like running or anything like, you can't. We had a horrible horse accident over the weekend right by you know, my son works on a ranch, so we in the Santigo Canyon um a family, father and a couple of kids were riding horses and it's very much a horse area over there, and semi kind of pulled over to the side to the right to let the horses go by, and somebody behind them swerved around and hit one of the horses and killed the father in front of his family. It was just devastating, fifty year old man. Damn, why do you have to leave us like this one? So be careful on that horse. Okay, great, now you you've witchcrafted me. I know. I'm sorry, Damn you, Tam. I know it was just just accidents happen. For the record, I just checked my text messages. Has been a prosit cod there what There's been no text back from who? Don't you know who? I start at the oh, no text back? Has she even looked at it? He doesn't know? She doesn't have red receipt on She doesn't. I don't think I do either, do I No? If you did, I would tell you that's the worst thing. Well, you know you're in quiet mode all the time. I can't stand it. I know. I don't like to hear the I don't even think it's quite a mode you're on. Like, what's it called? I know you can't even um. I don't even know Teddy has notification? Well have you heard my voicemail? Hi? You reach the voicemail of Teddy mail camp. Please do not leave a message here, just text me thank you. I should do that because you know what, I get voicemails and if you if anybody's left me a voicemail and I haven't responded because I never looked at voicemails, I don't want a voicemail. Send me a text or an email, which just a text only text. Okay, Well, enjoy the guys, see you soon. Bye bye h

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