Two teas in a pod with Teddy Melancan's and camera Jedge. Miami is back and all I have to say is I'm not me. When she said that to her mom, calls it to her mom like I'm not me. I don't know. Um. That moment actually kind of resonated with me because I was like, shoot, I think I can be this way. I know. Isn't it horrible when somebody brings something to your attention about yourself? I was like, oh, no, this is me. Like when I saw her having like trying to control her mom or her dad or their situation. I was like, no, I see myself and her is it me? It's not me? I did? Did you know? I definitely saw myself in that moment. I was like, God, well, I just think that Nichol is very disciplined. I mean, look at her. She's beautiful, body's beautiful, she's a doctor, like, she's all these things. Like she's well put together, I'll put together, spoken for a child, is always clean and happy and has the nanny right there and is so cute. That was so cute. I mean the fact that she had a picnic with crab legs and I'm like oh they're eating crabs. I mean it, really, there was a lot of things. Okay, if I try to go buy episode one and kind of break it down, I can't even remember episode one. For the first thing. Julia, who I know is not your favorite, I do not. I am sorry. I don't care about her feeling marriage or the problem. I don't care. There's something about her to me isn't not sparking my fire. I kind of wish Adriana was a housewife and that you know what I mean that they were flip close. So do I that? Um? Well, she gets upset um for being called weird even though she's putting cucumbers, raspberries on her face, walking goats, like talking to a pineapple. Yeah, like these are being weird. Isn't necessarily a bad thing, just you know, you're doing quirky things, obviously on purpose, even if you're I don't know. I'm just not invest in her for some reason. I don't dislike her. I just for some reason don't find her that entertaining. What about when Larsa So we get we see Larsa's building, and we do all of that, but when she goes up and this is right after Lisa tells the joke about their being hookers involved or whatever it is that she says in front of Kiki, but um, then they pan to Larsa walking upstairs in her new apartment building or condo building, whatever they're called, and Larsa's zooming in her but well, not just that, but when she walks out and they see the guy sitting there and she's like, um, I'm Beyonce. The fact that she thought she needed to say just kidding afterwards, like not Beyonce. Okay, do you think that Lisa's comment was harmless? Do you think she was trying to steer the ship by saying like there's strippers and only fan people that live in this building. I think she was. I think she was trying to give shade, and she doesn't necessarily know how how to give shade. Yeah, she didn't fully know how to execute it. Yeah, like because I think she even got the delivery wrong. She even says somewhere she's like, I read that, I read the joke wrong. It was she was somebody else's joke anyway, it was something she had seen on Instagram that she was talking about what I find very disturbing and said is Lisa's ability to try to talk Lenny up as if things are great and it's just freaking obvious that things are not good, and you know, to make an excuses for him talking about his testosterone level, and you know him him working out every night. He works all day, then works out every night. Never looked better. Is that not a red flag? I mean, I think so many things are, Like if the camera can't hold you accountable to engaging in a simple conversation, even when your kids are sitting there, we're in a we're in a situation. I don't think for one second he was worried that I was going to air. I think that he knew what he was doing. I think that when you've been on the show long enough, you know, if you whisper into a mike, it's I don't care who the hell you think you are. If you're whispering, the mic picks it up. My mc hear is picking up Eddie's car. That's that's on the driveway on right now. I'm like, can you just drive away? Can you hear? I can text you yes. So it's he knew what he was doing for sure. I'm actually shocked that he filmed. No, I'm not. I this is I mean, and this is more just an opinion. I will I will, I will say this. You know, I enjoyed spending time with Lisa when we were at Bravo her. She was so nice and kind and really sweet. And when you when you see a picture of Lisa and then you're actually with Lisa, she she's the best version of whatever you would imagine because very you know about herself and these pictures and stuff, but in real life she was really kind and open and chatty and and not stuck up in any way. No, not at all. It's so beautiful. I think My guess is that this has been going on for a very long time. There issues, and I think he has been trying because remember that last year at the reunion they brought up something like he had cheated before and they had gotten through it allegedly, and you know, you can see her start to get upset and and whatnot. My guess is he did this intentionally because having it on camera means she has to take ownership at this one down and has to be done. I think he was so did it to like pump up his little mistress too well. I think he also did it to embarrass her. I think he obviously has a lot of built up aggression towards her. Who knows why. I mean, it's hard to judge an watching it moved to do to the wife, your wife and the mother of your children. I'm sorry all your kids are sitting right there and have that conversation. But I mean, I don't know, but just the fact when they were talking about UM having parties. When he has parties, he wants models there and girls and g strings and pastis and all this stuff, and he says like, I just want my friends and my family there, like But then in the same token, he's sitting there saying she goes out all the time and I don't, and Bubba, you know whatever it is. Who knows what the actual truth is. Who knows. But I also know that having mortgages was a bad thing. Okay, yes that I would say, I don't know what the percentages. I would say most people have a mortgage on their house. Most people do, and if you're lucky enough to be able to pay it off, then good for you. Um. And there's people they can pay it off and don't pay it off. They use their money for other things, like depends on your interest rate if you have a low interest rate. We have a very low interest rate on this house and he's had it for eighteen years. And I always say I don't like payments, Like my range rovers two years old, just paid it off, didn't care. I don't like to have payments. I'm really weird about that the house paid off, and he's like, no, I'm not going to pay it off. So it all depends on it. It depends on whatever you're If you're paying your bills, that's what matters, like if you're able to keep up on it. It is what it is. But I didn't like what it turned into, like Larsa and Lisa kind of coming at each other like who's earned their right to have their life? I'm like, okay, so we've got on one hand, we've got Larsa who's earned her life through her marriage with Scottie Pippen and being best friends with Kim Kardashian and building her platform. And then we've got Lisa, who's earned her It's like news too. I mean, she's married, she's it's not like Lisa's not do anything she you know, people have to understand real house is Orange County is a show. It's a job. It's a paying job. It's a job, not doing nothing, so it's not doing nothing. But also I wish she wouldn't have then felt the need to say things like I do the finances, Like just don't double down, just say like we've been together this many years since the beginning, and you know, yeah, I personally think she didn't know her finances, which a lot of girls don't, which is fine, but then don't say I'm in charge of all the bills. She probably got embarrassed and she thought, oh ship, like who knows, but it was it was It was a fight that I like to see on housewives. It was so superficial and not really hurting anybody character, just saying you know you are Morrick now you don't you know? Like and then all the birds jupanning to all the women saying that they do have parties at in the backyard, which, uh, we at my other house, my Hollywood Hills house, Like I I would do this. Yeah, I read it out for like weeks at a time, like do what you want to do there? I mean, did you obviously saw her backyard? Yeah? I would if I could music videos all those things you can do. There's there's houses in l A that that's all they do as you know. Yeah, there's people that off their houses by you know, and I think they said that house is eighty million dollars, like if they want to go, ok, how does a plastic surgeon afford to eighty million dollar house? Can we just talk about that? Um No? I was asking, I go, how does a plastic shouldn't have eighty million dollars? And and he goes, because once you make money like that, big money, it's easier to make money. You invested here and you do this, and you do that, and then you buy like you know, apartment buildings and structures, and you know, it's just a domino effect. And I said, okay, whatever, what I did? Other things that I took from watching these, uh, Adriana doing the thing where she asks Larsa about getting the VBL is okay, that was crazy. But did Larsa not get her back? What did Larsa to say back? Larsa goes, oh, yeah, Larna, No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. She she did it to Lisa, not Adriana. She said something to her. She goes, do anybody notice your new teeth? Oh yeah, I know. I'm like, what a dick move? Yeah? Has anybody been saying about those teeth you have? And I didn't notice it? She looked like she always had vineers. To me, Well, it's hard. It's really hard to say, um because face face app and face tune has now changed the game of Instagram. Like I feel like we need to really scroll in and let's really show our faces. Tim getting nice and close and give us a smile so that this is what we look like. That we wish we knew how to turn on a filter here, but we don't know. But I think it's hard. So my teeth are real, and um, I often think like when it comes to TV purposes, when you have in years, they look wider, there are a lot like more level on the bottom. And I always say I want to get many ears. And when I talk to a doctor Dennis, they're like, no, no, if you have good, nice teeth, you don't like these four are fake on mine because you know I broke them out in eighth grade. But like all these are real. These are real. Um. But it's a pain, you like worry, like it's unless you have to do it. That's like you have good said, unless you have to do it, I wouldn't do it because then it's like things you have to get. Luckily mine since I have never like I've never had an issue, but like there are people while they're eating an apple. I've been with Vicky doing an apparent in some vegas, I mean in New York. And she walked sat down for breakfast and her front tooth was missing, and she talked to me as if her front tooth was in her head and did you know, well, this is the way back in the dawn days. And I was with Simon. Well that night we were leaving. You know a lot of times in New York there's like stairs to go, like metal stars stairs, going straight down from a club. Well, she tripped and fell. I didn't know that she knocked her front tooth out at the time. And the next morning she shows up all talking with this little stub sticking out, and I'm like, dude, and she's like, oh I know. I'm like, you could have warned me. So she had to run to find a dentist to put a temporary on there. But those are the problems you have when you have an ears right, you have that chance and you never know, tin Apple, and then it's all over, and then you got a little nub. The other person who I do appreciate on this show because she always just keeps it real, even regarding her family, her life, even when somebody asked her if so and so told her she couldn't even lie about it, is Alexia. Yeah. It's like she didn't want to bring up anybody's name, and then when she was forced to, she's like, yeah, I can't. And I saw that with what's what's going on with her son and she brings that like there's nothing like but she did it in a respectful way. It didn't make you hate her son. It didn't make you hate the girl. It just shows a true reaction of how a mother would feel if that happened to them. And I just I really, I really like her. I'm not like, you know, I was like this waiting for the next thing to happen with her, But I do appreciate her honesty. We need to talk about Mary Saul also. What about how her her doctor um that's giving her the shots outed that Adriana's boyfriend or whatever has a wife and a family. There's some kind of code of conduct. I don't know. I was there for it, though, I want to hear it, hear the dirt. But I think we're going to come forward, like I think, I hope they're not going to drop another for Are they going to do that? I know, I don't think so I want to wait. How do you feel about the subtle shade between Alexia and Gurtie about her hiring a new wedding planner for the party, and you know the the other one comment about well Gertie going, well it was nice, but you don't have a tip jar and a fancy party. Well, I think that what I did. Okay, first off, you could throw a funeral at the Versace ma Nsion and make it look good. So that like original Alexia comment to about Marisol throwing a better party, like you have that backdrop, like there's right, it's no comparison. But what I did like was both women, Gertie and Alexia ultimately confronted each other with their issues, like Alexeia said like why did you say you were too busy for me? And but you know, and then they just they did have commentent, but then there was still shade like the shade. I'm just here for the Gurtie the flowers, and then Alexia said like, I don't have enough flowers at my wedding. I know it just a cell shape, like just well flowers. Like I'm like, oh my god, that's so sweet. She's like flowers, like, I don't have enough flowers here right now. It's like, what do you what do you want a fruit basket? Um? I also liked Gertie's photo shoot where she had Larsa there and you could tell like she's really coming into her own and like, you know, I don't know. I like Gertie. I really like I mean Gertie. It's so cute because she's like, I'm not comfortable. I've only been in a bathing suit a few times, a two piece, and then you can see she's very shy, and I'm like, you're like a model girl. Um. What is your thoughts about Kiki? So? I think one Kiki is stunning all the time. Yes, I didn't love I love a ship ster, but I didn't love that she went in and told Larsa before Lisa could, because Lisa did. If Lisa hadn't said, please don't say anything, because I'm going to say it right, Well, then she's being a shipster, I know, but get entertainment. If Lisa hadn't have said that, if she just said, please don't say anything, well, but she said, I want to do it myself, Teddy, I tell you this every week. I love my house ffice messy and dirty. I know, but I just didn't particularly like that. No, it wasn't like that. It wasn't the right thing to do. But no, but I mean definitely took I mean, thank god for that, because then the whole party was a complete ship show. This is where you can really start to see how things are really kind of falling apart with Lisa and her homeland. I mean, can we talk about the dinner, the dinner between her and the romantic dinner outside and he is like the So Lisa has the romantic dinner with the chef and he the outside and he's like this on his phone. Oh yeah, and all I can think of it he's talking to the mistress. Well, the amount of things that he did that on a made me look away. Okay, First was when the wine arrater wine room was broken. He had how aggressive he got about that. Then he's always on his phone with the kids or with um when they had the romantic dinner. But then the worst part was when whoever it was that was working for they didn't actually pay into the person, but fell in the shower and broke Yeah, and Lisa wanted to call nine one. And just the way he spoke to her in that moment, well, like he told her one time, he didn't have talked to her that way. But I think being that type of person he is, he like he told her one time, no, we don't even do that, we'll get a car. And then she goes and does it, and she goes and does it anyways, and you know, he is a doctor, but he had no business talking to her like that. But I heeded to say, let's get a he said caller and uber uber. But let's just be honest, off have eighty million dollar house caller uber. I mean, the thing that was confusing to me is being a doctor, you think he would have jumped up quick and ran over there, just assess the situation and do all that. He didn't do that. He just strolled, slowly strolled, and you know, Lisa was all freaked out about it. And then you know, I think it's just so checked out. I don't. I think the mere fact of Lisa breathing annoys Leney, and I think her trying to get him to not be annoyed by her is now making her annoying. She's annoying me now because of it, and no one else has been annoying to me. What birthday parties for dogs, I know, but really just to promote the product, which we then realized it was all promotion for By the way, I'm very interested in that because you know, Sophia has a little cat and she keeps her him in her room most the time because people coming in out of the house and my mom, you know, she doesn't live in the house but outside, but she'll come in and leave the door open, you know, and all that stuff. She's like, Mom, he Jasper was going to run away and I'm never going to see him again. I'm like, there's got to be something that I can put, like a call around him, and there's boundaries he can't walk across, or what he gets. I think there are some that you get really feel freezing, and there's some that I don't know. I don't have them. Cats, I don't know, but I feel like cats have they're not going to care if they get buzzed. They're gonna be like cats don't care, cats give no apps. Um, oh my god. Oh? Can we also talk about why they needed to have a live fish over the fish that they were eating. I don't know that was weird. I mean it was I don't know. Can we talk about Adriana. Somebody told me that she's almost sixty years old. She's fifty seven. I mean, either way, she looks hot. Yet I still don't understand why she would want Larsa to go with her. Um, she doesn't want her to go with her. She was she just wanted to tell her so she couldn't talk about her behind her back, but she ultimately does anyway. Probably I was speaking of remember how you told me I am not allowed to laugh at my own jokes? Um. I saw at her own joke this episode and then retell the joke six times, and I was all I could think about with you. When they were on the boat and she was talking about walk the plank, Oh my god, if she said it one all I could think when I'm watching, I'm like, if you see it one more time, I'm gonna push you overboard and she just kept saying it, and then she was a guy that overly he was like serving like tat tart, like he was like not He's like, no, it's it's not a pirate, Pope, it's not a pirate. I can't. Um, oh my god, I mean and then then you know the whole Julia and um, what's her? What Martina? Which we met Martina, I briefly met her. They were very sweet, Yeah, opening up how she's an empty nester and she wanted more kids and that she just can't. If you can't have fun at home with your significant other, that's not a good that's not a good sign. Like my favorite one of my favorite people divorced at that time is to be like not have to go do things and be filled with other people, like I'm happy to be with my family or my husband. Well, Sophia will say to me when she mostly when she doesn't want to go somewhere with us, I'm like, hey, so if let's go overre no dinner And she's like, Mom, don't you just want a romantic dinner just with you and Eddie? Wouldn't that be great? And I'm like, yeah, you're right. By Ceilia however, you a doggy bag. Well. Also, speaking of extra people around, uh, We're four episodes in and I still can't tell you who Lars's friends, what her name is, and why she is everywhere? Why she I thought it was just me? Why is she the curly hair, the curly hair, yeah, the cute girl with the curly hair. Yeah, I'm like, who is that? I'm like, is she your assistant? What's going I need more details because she's always there now. Um, yeah, so that's kind of I also backtracking for just a second to Juliet, I feel like in the scenes, like in the trailer, don't we see Julia doing something with like a guy and then Martina saying this can't happen again? Like, I feel like that. I feel like we saw that. There also been a lot of talk that maybe Julia hasn't been faithful, and also Martina really doesn't like her to show her stuff. I mean, I just this is kind of I don't know about to be no more. Who so who? On this show? We never see Marisol's husband, but I think she's married. Alexei is married now, um, and the relationship is better between her son. Oh my gosh, Frankie was so sweet, cute, so and oh my gosh, I loved him. Um Nicole's fiance, who I I like him? He threw some shade this this about Larsa. He's like the boat captain is newly engaged. Keep Lorisa away, she at wreck? Anymore homes? I'm like, oh ship? And then there was you know, the paper towel. Hold on, when did he do that? He did? He was he was having lunch or dinner with Nicole, his wife, and he was talking about, you know, this boat or something, and yeah he said that. I'm like, oh, shop, did he really just say that? Look at him? I mean he is rich, like when I was watching that or wealthy I was saying. I when they panned to the cars all in the garage, I was like, EdWay, what is happening here? What is happening in that house? And I, if I'm not mistaken, didn't they recently just buy a house they sold? I feel like this could be completely made up. They I think they sold either that house or their last house to Jeff Bezos and then they bought it another house. That's but I don't know if that's this house or or if we haven't seen it yet, but then pulling up two uh, Lisa and Lenny's in the boat, that was like, that was epic. It gave that baller move. How about Nicole? I was Eddie. I was talking to Eddie about Nicole, and he's like, oh what and and I said, she baby, she has it all. She is beautiful, she's a doctor. And Nancy she works twenty four hours shift. I'm like, how does she do that? She does it all. She's well spoken for, she's beautiful, all these things. I'm like, but that's why you can see when you when you put it all on paper, how she's able to maintain. You know, she's able to wear fifty hats. The fact that she can wear fifty hats. She wants the people in her life to operate on that thing. She's very as her and it's just not possible. Now, I want to know what kind of car she rolled up in? Was that a Rolls Royce? She said, the only what was that? I don't know she's before she said, askedon Martin is the only one she's allowed to drive. But I don't know if that's an mark. That big, the black one. I thought it was like a Rolls Royce, but maybe the s didn't you have that the suv or the Bentley suv had the Bentley, but it didn't look like that didn't look like that. Um. And now I have like a mom called like a you know one of those like you don't have that freaking car at all? You don't drive. I know I don't, but I get one of those cars that drive itself. That's actually frightening. Um. But I think it's good. I'm excited to keep watching. Uh So now what they air every Thursday night? If I'm not mistaken, right, So they dropped four episodes last week and then one episode a week from now on. Do you think that Lenny is going to continue to film all season long? I don't know. I don't know. No, I don't think so, because I feel like they're we're seeing previews of like don't bring that girl in my house, and they're on the member, they're on the phone, don't bring them around my kids. But I felt like she was in that green outfit that we've already seen her in for a secon um. But I also have another question. Do we need to stalk the mistress or we did? We already do that last year I have, I've already done it. Send me her stuff. I'll send you her stuff. I'm And there was another Oh no, Lisa did this. So there's a post of I stopped Lenny too, I have issues, like I'm gonna start me right now. But there's a post that he did, like from Halloween and uh, there's like one little clip of Lisa and then Lisa it's like a video around something. No, well she said, why not post the original video? And then he writes something along the lines of I'm paraphrasing guys. Uh, the original video only featured one person, meaning like it was all about her, and then she it goes back and for it's just but I'm like, why are you coming? I'm actually that they were at the same Halloween party because they lived together. Still, Yes, they're nesting or whatever it's called. She won't leave the house. He's the this this thing. Well, she shouldn't. I'm the reason she shouldn't. Well that's what's happening. So because all these guys do all these crazy things to you know, prolong child support, alimony and yeah, and I think I don't know what's happening. But all I know is I don't like him, and I have one final question to ask you before we finish out for today. It would you rather We're not gonna we can't add financials into this. Would you rather be married two Lenny, David Badour? Or what's the guy that pretended he had cancer? What's his name? Or Brooks? So the question if we if we take out financials, would you rather be married to Lenny Brooks or David Badour? You have to pick. I'm gonna have to go with money. At least I get some nice gifts out of it. So I said, you can't add financial into it. They're all the same. They all have the same money. That's how you have to go into it. This has to solely be I'd rather jump off a building. No, you can't, that's not the game. Well, hm, you're gonna have to go off physical and behavior. Well, Brooks is not attractive David. I can't even say David because can I would kill me. Um, I'm gonna have to go with Lenny and hope he cheats on me so I can leave, which I'm pretty sure he would. I'm pretty sure he's already cheated by the time you said cheat, right, all right, Well, we've got thank you guys for tuning in, and we've got a lot of fun guests coming up between EVA and when and yes, I can't wait. Keep on listening, guys, and like and subscribe and write comments. Okay, Tom,

Two teas in a pod with Teddy Melancan's and camera Jedge. Miami is back and all I have to say is I'm not me. When she said that to her mom, calls it to her mom like I'm not me. I don't know. Um. That moment actually kind of resonated with me because I was like, shoot, I think I can be this way. I know. Isn't it horrible when somebody brings something to your attention about yourself? I was like, oh, no, this is me. Like when I saw her having like trying to control her mom or her dad or their situation. I was like, no, I see myself and her is it me? It's not me? I did? Did you know? I definitely saw myself in that moment. I was like, God, well, I just think that Nichol is very disciplined. I mean, look at her. She's beautiful, body's beautiful, she's a doctor, like, she's all these things. Like she's well put together, I'll put together, spoken for a child, is always clean and happy and has the nanny right there and is so cute. That was so cute. I mean the fact that she had a picnic with crab legs and I'm like oh they're eating crabs. I mean it, really, there was a lot of things. Okay, if I try to go buy episode one and kind of break it down, I can't even remember episode one. For the first thing. Julia, who I know is not your favorite, I do not. I am sorry. I don't care about her feeling marriage or the problem. I don't care. There's something about her to me isn't not sparking my fire. I kind of wish Adriana was a housewife and that you know what I mean that they were flip close. So do I that? Um? Well, she gets upset um for being called weird even though she's putting cucumbers, raspberries on her face, walking goats, like talking to a pineapple. Yeah, like these are being weird. Isn't necessarily a bad thing, just you know, you're doing quirky things, obviously on purpose, even if you're I don't know. I'm just not invest in her for some reason. I don't dislike her. I just for some reason don't find her that entertaining. What about when Larsa So we get we see Larsa's building, and we do all of that, but when she goes up and this is right after Lisa tells the joke about their being hookers involved or whatever it is that she says in front of Kiki, but um, then they pan to Larsa walking upstairs in her new apartment building or condo building, whatever they're called, and Larsa's zooming in her but well, not just that, but when she walks out and they see the guy sitting there and she's like, um, I'm Beyonce. The fact that she thought she needed to say just kidding afterwards, like not Beyonce. Okay, do you think that Lisa's comment was harmless? Do you think she was trying to steer the ship by saying like there's strippers and only fan people that live in this building. I think she was. I think she was trying to give shade, and she doesn't necessarily know how how to give shade. Yeah, she didn't fully know how to execute it. Yeah, like because I think she even got the delivery wrong. She even says somewhere she's like, I read that, I read the joke wrong. It was she was somebody else's joke anyway, it was something she had seen on Instagram that she was talking about what I find very disturbing and said is Lisa's ability to try to talk Lenny up as if things are great and it's just freaking obvious that things are not good, and you know, to make an excuses for him talking about his testosterone level, and you know him him working out every night. He works all day, then works out every night. Never looked better. Is that not a red flag? I mean, I think so many things are, Like if the camera can't hold you accountable to engaging in a simple conversation, even when your kids are sitting there, we're in a we're in a situation. I don't think for one second he was worried that I was going to air. I think that he knew what he was doing. I think that when you've been on the show long enough, you know, if you whisper into a mike, it's I don't care who the hell you think you are. If you're whispering, the mic picks it up. My mc hear is picking up Eddie's car. That's that's on the driveway on right now. I'm like, can you just drive away? Can you hear? I can text you yes. So it's he knew what he was doing for sure. I'm actually shocked that he filmed. No, I'm not. I this is I mean, and this is more just an opinion. I will I will, I will say this. You know, I enjoyed spending time with Lisa when we were at Bravo her. She was so nice and kind and really sweet. And when you when you see a picture of Lisa and then you're actually with Lisa, she she's the best version of whatever you would imagine because very you know about herself and these pictures and stuff, but in real life she was really kind and open and chatty and and not stuck up in any way. No, not at all. It's so beautiful. I think My guess is that this has been going on for a very long time. There issues, and I think he has been trying because remember that last year at the reunion they brought up something like he had cheated before and they had gotten through it allegedly, and you know, you can see her start to get upset and and whatnot. My guess is he did this intentionally because having it on camera means she has to take ownership at this one down and has to be done. I think he was so did it to like pump up his little mistress too well. I think he also did it to embarrass her. I think he obviously has a lot of built up aggression towards her. Who knows why. I mean, it's hard to judge an watching it moved to do to the wife, your wife and the mother of your children. I'm sorry all your kids are sitting right there and have that conversation. But I mean, I don't know, but just the fact when they were talking about UM having parties. When he has parties, he wants models there and girls and g strings and pastis and all this stuff, and he says like, I just want my friends and my family there, like But then in the same token, he's sitting there saying she goes out all the time and I don't, and Bubba, you know whatever it is. Who knows what the actual truth is. Who knows. But I also know that having mortgages was a bad thing. Okay, yes that I would say, I don't know what the percentages. I would say most people have a mortgage on their house. Most people do, and if you're lucky enough to be able to pay it off, then good for you. Um. And there's people they can pay it off and don't pay it off. They use their money for other things, like depends on your interest rate if you have a low interest rate. We have a very low interest rate on this house and he's had it for eighteen years. And I always say I don't like payments, Like my range rovers two years old, just paid it off, didn't care. I don't like to have payments. I'm really weird about that the house paid off, and he's like, no, I'm not going to pay it off. So it all depends on it. It depends on whatever you're If you're paying your bills, that's what matters, like if you're able to keep up on it. It is what it is. But I didn't like what it turned into, like Larsa and Lisa kind of coming at each other like who's earned their right to have their life? I'm like, okay, so we've got on one hand, we've got Larsa who's earned her life through her marriage with Scottie Pippen and being best friends with Kim Kardashian and building her platform. And then we've got Lisa, who's earned her It's like news too. I mean, she's married, she's it's not like Lisa's not do anything she you know, people have to understand real house is Orange County is a show. It's a job. It's a paying job. It's a job, not doing nothing, so it's not doing nothing. But also I wish she wouldn't have then felt the need to say things like I do the finances, Like just don't double down, just say like we've been together this many years since the beginning, and you know, yeah, I personally think she didn't know her finances, which a lot of girls don't, which is fine, but then don't say I'm in charge of all the bills. She probably got embarrassed and she thought, oh ship, like who knows, but it was it was It was a fight that I like to see on housewives. It was so superficial and not really hurting anybody character, just saying you know you are Morrick now you don't you know? Like and then all the birds jupanning to all the women saying that they do have parties at in the backyard, which, uh, we at my other house, my Hollywood Hills house, Like I I would do this. Yeah, I read it out for like weeks at a time, like do what you want to do there? I mean, did you obviously saw her backyard? Yeah? I would if I could music videos all those things you can do. There's there's houses in l A that that's all they do as you know. Yeah, there's people that off their houses by you know, and I think they said that house is eighty million dollars, like if they want to go, ok, how does a plastic surgeon afford to eighty million dollar house? Can we just talk about that? Um No? I was asking, I go, how does a plastic shouldn't have eighty million dollars? And and he goes, because once you make money like that, big money, it's easier to make money. You invested here and you do this, and you do that, and then you buy like you know, apartment buildings and structures, and you know, it's just a domino effect. And I said, okay, whatever, what I did? Other things that I took from watching these, uh, Adriana doing the thing where she asks Larsa about getting the VBL is okay, that was crazy. But did Larsa not get her back? What did Larsa to say back? Larsa goes, oh, yeah, Larna, No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. She she did it to Lisa, not Adriana. She said something to her. She goes, do anybody notice your new teeth? Oh yeah, I know. I'm like, what a dick move? Yeah? Has anybody been saying about those teeth you have? And I didn't notice it? She looked like she always had vineers. To me, Well, it's hard. It's really hard to say, um because face face app and face tune has now changed the game of Instagram. Like I feel like we need to really scroll in and let's really show our faces. Tim getting nice and close and give us a smile so that this is what we look like. That we wish we knew how to turn on a filter here, but we don't know. But I think it's hard. So my teeth are real, and um, I often think like when it comes to TV purposes, when you have in years, they look wider, there are a lot like more level on the bottom. And I always say I want to get many ears. And when I talk to a doctor Dennis, they're like, no, no, if you have good, nice teeth, you don't like these four are fake on mine because you know I broke them out in eighth grade. But like all these are real. These are real. Um. But it's a pain, you like worry, like it's unless you have to do it. That's like you have good said, unless you have to do it, I wouldn't do it because then it's like things you have to get. Luckily mine since I have never like I've never had an issue, but like there are people while they're eating an apple. I've been with Vicky doing an apparent in some vegas, I mean in New York. And she walked sat down for breakfast and her front tooth was missing, and she talked to me as if her front tooth was in her head and did you know, well, this is the way back in the dawn days. And I was with Simon. Well that night we were leaving. You know a lot of times in New York there's like stairs to go, like metal stars stairs, going straight down from a club. Well, she tripped and fell. I didn't know that she knocked her front tooth out at the time. And the next morning she shows up all talking with this little stub sticking out, and I'm like, dude, and she's like, oh I know. I'm like, you could have warned me. So she had to run to find a dentist to put a temporary on there. But those are the problems you have when you have an ears right, you have that chance and you never know, tin Apple, and then it's all over, and then you got a little nub. The other person who I do appreciate on this show because she always just keeps it real, even regarding her family, her life, even when somebody asked her if so and so told her she couldn't even lie about it, is Alexia. Yeah. It's like she didn't want to bring up anybody's name, and then when she was forced to, she's like, yeah, I can't. And I saw that with what's what's going on with her son and she brings that like there's nothing like but she did it in a respectful way. It didn't make you hate her son. It didn't make you hate the girl. It just shows a true reaction of how a mother would feel if that happened to them. And I just I really, I really like her. I'm not like, you know, I was like this waiting for the next thing to happen with her, But I do appreciate her honesty. We need to talk about Mary Saul also. What about how her her doctor um that's giving her the shots outed that Adriana's boyfriend or whatever has a wife and a family. There's some kind of code of conduct. I don't know. I was there for it, though, I want to hear it, hear the dirt. But I think we're going to come forward, like I think, I hope they're not going to drop another for Are they going to do that? I know, I don't think so I want to wait. How do you feel about the subtle shade between Alexia and Gurtie about her hiring a new wedding planner for the party, and you know the the other one comment about well Gertie going, well it was nice, but you don't have a tip jar and a fancy party. Well, I think that what I did. Okay, first off, you could throw a funeral at the Versace ma Nsion and make it look good. So that like original Alexia comment to about Marisol throwing a better party, like you have that backdrop, like there's right, it's no comparison. But what I did like was both women, Gertie and Alexia ultimately confronted each other with their issues, like Alexeia said like why did you say you were too busy for me? And but you know, and then they just they did have commentent, but then there was still shade like the shade. I'm just here for the Gurtie the flowers, and then Alexia said like, I don't have enough flowers at my wedding. I know it just a cell shape, like just well flowers. Like I'm like, oh my god, that's so sweet. She's like flowers, like, I don't have enough flowers here right now. It's like, what do you what do you want a fruit basket? Um? I also liked Gertie's photo shoot where she had Larsa there and you could tell like she's really coming into her own and like, you know, I don't know. I like Gertie. I really like I mean Gertie. It's so cute because she's like, I'm not comfortable. I've only been in a bathing suit a few times, a two piece, and then you can see she's very shy, and I'm like, you're like a model girl. Um. What is your thoughts about Kiki? So? I think one Kiki is stunning all the time. Yes, I didn't love I love a ship ster, but I didn't love that she went in and told Larsa before Lisa could, because Lisa did. If Lisa hadn't said, please don't say anything, because I'm going to say it right, Well, then she's being a shipster, I know, but get entertainment. If Lisa hadn't have said that, if she just said, please don't say anything, well, but she said, I want to do it myself, Teddy, I tell you this every week. I love my house ffice messy and dirty. I know, but I just didn't particularly like that. No, it wasn't like that. It wasn't the right thing to do. But no, but I mean definitely took I mean, thank god for that, because then the whole party was a complete ship show. This is where you can really start to see how things are really kind of falling apart with Lisa and her homeland. I mean, can we talk about the dinner, the dinner between her and the romantic dinner outside and he is like the So Lisa has the romantic dinner with the chef and he the outside and he's like this on his phone. Oh yeah, and all I can think of it he's talking to the mistress. Well, the amount of things that he did that on a made me look away. Okay, First was when the wine arrater wine room was broken. He had how aggressive he got about that. Then he's always on his phone with the kids or with um when they had the romantic dinner. But then the worst part was when whoever it was that was working for they didn't actually pay into the person, but fell in the shower and broke Yeah, and Lisa wanted to call nine one. And just the way he spoke to her in that moment, well, like he told her one time, he didn't have talked to her that way. But I think being that type of person he is, he like he told her one time, no, we don't even do that, we'll get a car. And then she goes and does it, and she goes and does it anyways, and you know, he is a doctor, but he had no business talking to her like that. But I heeded to say, let's get a he said caller and uber uber. But let's just be honest, off have eighty million dollar house caller uber. I mean, the thing that was confusing to me is being a doctor, you think he would have jumped up quick and ran over there, just assess the situation and do all that. He didn't do that. He just strolled, slowly strolled, and you know, Lisa was all freaked out about it. And then you know, I think it's just so checked out. I don't. I think the mere fact of Lisa breathing annoys Leney, and I think her trying to get him to not be annoyed by her is now making her annoying. She's annoying me now because of it, and no one else has been annoying to me. What birthday parties for dogs, I know, but really just to promote the product, which we then realized it was all promotion for By the way, I'm very interested in that because you know, Sophia has a little cat and she keeps her him in her room most the time because people coming in out of the house and my mom, you know, she doesn't live in the house but outside, but she'll come in and leave the door open, you know, and all that stuff. She's like, Mom, he Jasper was going to run away and I'm never going to see him again. I'm like, there's got to be something that I can put, like a call around him, and there's boundaries he can't walk across, or what he gets. I think there are some that you get really feel freezing, and there's some that I don't know. I don't have them. Cats, I don't know, but I feel like cats have they're not going to care if they get buzzed. They're gonna be like cats don't care, cats give no apps. Um, oh my god. Oh? Can we also talk about why they needed to have a live fish over the fish that they were eating. I don't know that was weird. I mean it was I don't know. Can we talk about Adriana. Somebody told me that she's almost sixty years old. She's fifty seven. I mean, either way, she looks hot. Yet I still don't understand why she would want Larsa to go with her. Um, she doesn't want her to go with her. She was she just wanted to tell her so she couldn't talk about her behind her back, but she ultimately does anyway. Probably I was speaking of remember how you told me I am not allowed to laugh at my own jokes? Um. I saw at her own joke this episode and then retell the joke six times, and I was all I could think about with you. When they were on the boat and she was talking about walk the plank, Oh my god, if she said it one all I could think when I'm watching, I'm like, if you see it one more time, I'm gonna push you overboard and she just kept saying it, and then she was a guy that overly he was like serving like tat tart, like he was like not He's like, no, it's it's not a pirate, Pope, it's not a pirate. I can't. Um, oh my god, I mean and then then you know the whole Julia and um, what's her? What Martina? Which we met Martina, I briefly met her. They were very sweet, Yeah, opening up how she's an empty nester and she wanted more kids and that she just can't. If you can't have fun at home with your significant other, that's not a good that's not a good sign. Like my favorite one of my favorite people divorced at that time is to be like not have to go do things and be filled with other people, like I'm happy to be with my family or my husband. Well, Sophia will say to me when she mostly when she doesn't want to go somewhere with us, I'm like, hey, so if let's go overre no dinner And she's like, Mom, don't you just want a romantic dinner just with you and Eddie? Wouldn't that be great? And I'm like, yeah, you're right. By Ceilia however, you a doggy bag. Well. Also, speaking of extra people around, uh, We're four episodes in and I still can't tell you who Lars's friends, what her name is, and why she is everywhere? Why she I thought it was just me? Why is she the curly hair, the curly hair, yeah, the cute girl with the curly hair. Yeah, I'm like, who is that? I'm like, is she your assistant? What's going I need more details because she's always there now. Um, yeah, so that's kind of I also backtracking for just a second to Juliet, I feel like in the scenes, like in the trailer, don't we see Julia doing something with like a guy and then Martina saying this can't happen again? Like, I feel like that. I feel like we saw that. There also been a lot of talk that maybe Julia hasn't been faithful, and also Martina really doesn't like her to show her stuff. I mean, I just this is kind of I don't know about to be no more. Who so who? On this show? We never see Marisol's husband, but I think she's married. Alexei is married now, um, and the relationship is better between her son. Oh my gosh, Frankie was so sweet, cute, so and oh my gosh, I loved him. Um Nicole's fiance, who I I like him? He threw some shade this this about Larsa. He's like the boat captain is newly engaged. Keep Lorisa away, she at wreck? Anymore homes? I'm like, oh ship? And then there was you know, the paper towel. Hold on, when did he do that? He did? He was he was having lunch or dinner with Nicole, his wife, and he was talking about, you know, this boat or something, and yeah he said that. I'm like, oh, shop, did he really just say that? Look at him? I mean he is rich, like when I was watching that or wealthy I was saying. I when they panned to the cars all in the garage, I was like, EdWay, what is happening here? What is happening in that house? And I, if I'm not mistaken, didn't they recently just buy a house they sold? I feel like this could be completely made up. They I think they sold either that house or their last house to Jeff Bezos and then they bought it another house. That's but I don't know if that's this house or or if we haven't seen it yet, but then pulling up two uh, Lisa and Lenny's in the boat, that was like, that was epic. It gave that baller move. How about Nicole? I was Eddie. I was talking to Eddie about Nicole, and he's like, oh what and and I said, she baby, she has it all. She is beautiful, she's a doctor. And Nancy she works twenty four hours shift. I'm like, how does she do that? She does it all. She's well spoken for, she's beautiful, all these things. I'm like, but that's why you can see when you when you put it all on paper, how she's able to maintain. You know, she's able to wear fifty hats. The fact that she can wear fifty hats. She wants the people in her life to operate on that thing. She's very as her and it's just not possible. Now, I want to know what kind of car she rolled up in? Was that a Rolls Royce? She said, the only what was that? I don't know she's before she said, askedon Martin is the only one she's allowed to drive. But I don't know if that's an mark. That big, the black one. I thought it was like a Rolls Royce, but maybe the s didn't you have that the suv or the Bentley suv had the Bentley, but it didn't look like that didn't look like that. Um. And now I have like a mom called like a you know one of those like you don't have that freaking car at all? You don't drive. I know I don't, but I get one of those cars that drive itself. That's actually frightening. Um. But I think it's good. I'm excited to keep watching. Uh So now what they air every Thursday night? If I'm not mistaken, right, So they dropped four episodes last week and then one episode a week from now on. Do you think that Lenny is going to continue to film all season long? I don't know. I don't know. No, I don't think so, because I feel like they're we're seeing previews of like don't bring that girl in my house, and they're on the member, they're on the phone, don't bring them around my kids. But I felt like she was in that green outfit that we've already seen her in for a secon um. But I also have another question. Do we need to stalk the mistress or we did? We already do that last year I have, I've already done it. Send me her stuff. I'll send you her stuff. I'm And there was another Oh no, Lisa did this. So there's a post of I stopped Lenny too, I have issues, like I'm gonna start me right now. But there's a post that he did, like from Halloween and uh, there's like one little clip of Lisa and then Lisa it's like a video around something. No, well she said, why not post the original video? And then he writes something along the lines of I'm paraphrasing guys. Uh, the original video only featured one person, meaning like it was all about her, and then she it goes back and for it's just but I'm like, why are you coming? I'm actually that they were at the same Halloween party because they lived together. Still, Yes, they're nesting or whatever it's called. She won't leave the house. He's the this this thing. Well, she shouldn't. I'm the reason she shouldn't. Well that's what's happening. So because all these guys do all these crazy things to you know, prolong child support, alimony and yeah, and I think I don't know what's happening. But all I know is I don't like him, and I have one final question to ask you before we finish out for today. It would you rather We're not gonna we can't add financials into this. Would you rather be married two Lenny, David Badour? Or what's the guy that pretended he had cancer? What's his name? Or Brooks? So the question if we if we take out financials, would you rather be married to Lenny Brooks or David Badour? You have to pick. I'm gonna have to go with money. At least I get some nice gifts out of it. So I said, you can't add financial into it. They're all the same. They all have the same money. That's how you have to go into it. This has to solely be I'd rather jump off a building. No, you can't, that's not the game. Well, hm, you're gonna have to go off physical and behavior. Well, Brooks is not attractive David. I can't even say David because can I would kill me. Um, I'm gonna have to go with Lenny and hope he cheats on me so I can leave, which I'm pretty sure he would. I'm pretty sure he's already cheated by the time you said cheat, right, all right, Well, we've got thank you guys for tuning in, and we've got a lot of fun guests coming up between EVA and when and yes, I can't wait. Keep on listening, guys, and like and subscribe and write comments. Okay, Tom,