Teddi weighs in on Vicki's WWHL appearance and it’s a questionable review. Cynthia spills hot tea revealing what she knows about Drew and LaToya.
Eddie Judge is doing all the dirty work on this week's RHOC! He needs to hold an orange!
Plus, Ryan’s leopard collar… we have some thoughts.
Two Teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and camera Jeedge.
Okay, okay, So I am back with Cynthia Bailey for another episode of Two Teas in a Pod and a Sea.
Hi.
Hey, well you've been all over the place doing all of the things. First question, Well, first thing I want to point out yesterday all of you Twatz listeners got Cynthia up to four million yes, yes, yes, And while that was happening, Insta was having a glitch and all of a sudden took away all my followers. So for like forty minutes, I had ten thousand followers.
Did you get like back? They're back, They're back now. I don't know what happened. I don't know if it was a full instatglitch.
I started checking everyone that's like has a blue check mark, like if anybody else lost them. So I don't know it was because we had too many people logged onto my account, or I was having a moment of being shadow band. I don't know, but there was forty five minutes where I was like my paid poster.
Oh crazy.
See this is the thing I hate about those Instagram glitches, And when it happens, it always takes away followers. It never gives you an extra ten thousand for forty five minutes.
Yeah, and I'm like, great now that Cynthia's hit four millions and I'm down to ten thousand.
I went from a million to ten thousand.
I'm winning. But no, listen, listen.
Okay, thank you guys, to all, to everyone that listens to Teddy and Tamla's podcast, you know, two teens in a c Thank you guys so much for getting me to four million.
I was just so close that you guys definitely got me there.
For every person, every human, every dog, every.
Goldfish, you got the following from every account that you could find. And I truly appreciate you guys. So now I'm good. Now, just don't un follow me, Okay, just say let's that's hold, It's.
Steady, all right, not the goldfish. I'm dead.
But I think that, you know, I could get a little special shout out because I happened to be.
We were both trending the.
Day of the Nannie and the day you didn't dodge all my bullets the day you took them and you answered that really got us a lot of a lot of stuff going on there, so I was like, you know.
What, I see both me and Cynthia trending here. Of course, of course you are all positive. Mine. Teddy's messy for bringing this up. Teddy's an asshole for a I'm like.
Oh, I don't know if you know, mine was all positive.
But whatever, trend is a trend. You know, it's always, you know, good fun to trend when you when you're getting dragged.
And I think from posting my inspirational quotes, it's always when someone's dragging my ass.
So yeah, thank you.
Well, I can say that you may have gotten another uptick the other day when you posted a photo of you tagged the wrong ex housewife.
Oh my god.
Oh yeah, I apologize for that. I'm gonna go fix that when I get done with this. I felt like some people in the comments were saying, I don't think that's this person. But I got busy and forgot to like circlefect. So that was not intentional, that was not shade. That was just honestly a mistake. I was trying to get everybody because sometimes I don't know everybody in housewife world, and I was like, okay, let me just try to like figure out who this person is.
So you know, well let's see what.
Oh, you tagged Jen Fessler and you were supposed to be tagged Leanne.
It wasn't Jan there too. Wasn't she in the picture too?
Nope, nope, nope. We're looking at it right now. So now I could have sworn that i'd met Jen there.
Okay, Well you may have met her there, but she wasn't.
She may have been.
Seen by your eyes, but we didn't happen to see her in your photo. And I was like, maybe maybe our girl sent out a dranks And then well and then you.
Get what is it?
Maybe you had a moment like uh, like Ryan had where you sent the sent his limp dick to the.
Wrong Yeah, all right, well I will correct all of that.
Thank you for pointing that out, you guys.
Yeah, oh my god, so funny. Jenna's in the group photo. She is in the group.
Photo, but she's not there. Okay, okay, so she was not in the main one posted. That was the way. That was not lun that was Leah.
Now I got myself confused for the loveever.
But here's the point.
You're making your rounds and last week on that be the beginning of the week tam had to touch a jealousy. She goes, listen, people are loving you and Cynthia, and I feel like I don't feel like I talked to you as much now that you have Cynthia on. I'm like, oh my gosh, Gambra, I've been horse showing NonStop and clearly like Cynthia is.
Making the rounds.
So like, I got a lot of things I need to touch base with her on like who she made out with at Mick Jagger's wedding exactly exactly.
Well, first of all, let me just assure a Tamra that I am no mess for her, okay, one and only I'm happy to humbly fill in from her, feel in for her from time to time and actually whenever you go away, like feel in for you. Like I'm just having fun, like just getting in the mess with you guys and trying to stay out of the mess, but like you know, just getting in and out of it.
So love you, tam You're good. Do not be jellous, matter of fact, to be fun to do with the three of us, you know.
I know we should do one where we just do a questionnaire for all of us. Yeah, So believe. Oh yeah, mc chagger, Chagger, my chagger.
Okay, the party was epic. I literally flew there for like twenty four hours. I cleared out my Delta sky miles so I can go cause we're like four hundred thousand sky miles to go first class. When I was like, if I want to go, if I somehow got myself invited to a Mick Jagger party, I'm not going.
And coach, I'm going first Oh you're gonna lay flat, have some brains all.
Of that stuff.
Yeah, feel important, all right, because I'm going to a very important, exciting party that somehow I invite landed in my lap. So I go and best four hundred thousand miles I ever used ult I only have like.
Thirty thousand miles left now.
But hey, but I go teddy and I'm literally like like it was so epic. Like we get there.
Well, first of all, like mixed fiance Melanie is like so sweet, like she was like, how.
Old is she? Do you think?
Approximately she's a lot younger than he is, but I can't remember how younger than you?
Well, everyone jered than I am. I'm like fifty six.
Well, I don't know about that probably.
Was like Mick and I were probably all those people there. It was like it was like all a list. But Melanie was so sweet the whole time.
Like we get to the party, we're like, you know, waiting for him to come, and she's texting me like, hey, you know, we're running a little bit behind. We'll be there in tipness. I'm like, and all I would do was like I wanted to make it answer and be like I happened to know that they're fifteen minutes away because Melanie's text to me giving me the point by point play by point.
So so Melanie is your new bestie.
So soon you're gonna replace me.
Melanie will never get rid of me.
I have claimed those Jaggers as my friends. In fact, his sister just damned me.
It all goes down, it all goes down, and the dams this is his whole thing.
Well, you know what, everybody's sliding into everybody's dms.
I'm telling you, I'm telling you. So.
His daughter Anna Jagger just texted me just DM me last night. She has like a clothing lunch. She's like, I'd love to see some stuff. It's so great meat, you ontter what whatever?
So I'm just you're really bringing it in.
I have a question, did Sudden bring glam?
You know what?
You remember?
She didn't glam, but she may have gotten you know, sex worl wide. I think she actually may have had glam there. But you know, it's actually pretty good with doing her own hair makeup.
She is really good, but she always brings glam. So that's why I was wondering if she brought glam? And then who did your glam?
I did my own Oh yeah, show yeah.
Yeah, I did my own stuff.
And what else did I? I met some Let me tell Let me tell you some of the people that was there, Bill Gates, Leonardo DiCaprio, Selah McCarthy, Lenny Kravitz, Toby maguire.
I feel like I'm forgetting somebody. Uh okay, that was like the main ones?
And well, did you make out with anyone?
No, I didn't make out with anyone.
I gave you one job. Pay attention, Ellie.
It was a big room.
I will say that Mick was so gracious en as soon as he saw.
Him, he was like, oh no, Cynthia was like he remembers my name number one.
He's like, I can't believe you made it. I was like, duh, of course I made it here, Like I set my whole life around this party.
Anyway, He's like, let me introduce you to everyone.
He like took my hand and introduced me to like all of the like a list of people. And the great thing about his party was it was like a it was such a VFP party, Like he didn't like he wasn't like Nick, wasn't broke off somewhere.
You couldn't get to him, Like he was just hanging out with everyone. Everybody.
It was just a party party.
It was just like a regular party.
And it was with their assigned seating.
Because someone in the past is very particular about wanting her name tag on a seat.
How did she handle this? No, sun was good.
We sudden had prime seating, like it was like mixed booth. And then we were at the booth right next door.
So my damn, who else at the table? Who who's your table?
Oh? Just a bunch of.
Other people that were probably somebody, but I didn't.
Know who they were.
Like I feel like everyone with somebody, but you know, I get people confused, so I didn't know. I just like, you look like somebody that I recognized, but I did, hey, hey, hey, I.
Have an update.
So I didn't cause everybody's been asked me about this on my Instagram. So I didn't make out with anyone. But I will say, and I can't say much, that one.
Of the amazing celebrity people persons that was there.
Did ask for my number. What there it is, but it is one of the people that I listened. Okay, who was there?
Some don't try to figure it out.
Hold on, somebody asked me fast for my number, and of course ohlsh And gave it to him.
But here's the thing.
They that has been like a week his initials t M.
I'm not gonna say. I'm not gonna don't start anything because okay, all right, it was someone in the list that I said, and I have gone publicly public to say in the past, before I thought I would ever be in the same room with him or sitting at the same table with him, I've definitely said this person is my celebrity crush. So I'm gonna leave it right there. But he hasn't like.
Texted me to call me, so you know, give him time. He's playing cool like we're just a couple of days out.
We That's the thing with those like a listener people, maybe they'd like wait like three weeks before they're like, you.
Know, should I slide into his dms Hi's I studied his friend. Well, while you're being worldwide, I'm being as worldwide as you can be in Los Angeles tonight because I just got invited to go to the Taylor Swift concert. Yeah, and Slate doesn't know. I didn't know what to tell her because one, I didn't even know all the hubbub that goes around with this Taylor Swift concert.
But apparently you have to have friendship bracelets pre made with your favorite songs on him. That's the trend.
Then you have to also where like there's you have to pick an era that you're going to dress in one of your Taylor Swift eras. So now I have multiple eras laid out. Slate and her bestie think that we're going to a Barbie party because I didn't know what else to tell them we could be doing. But so I'm like, oh, yeah, that's why there's this pink stubladout because we're going to an after Barbie party.
So Slate's in for the surprise for life.
Today because I told I was like, I can't get tickets, like it's crazy expensive, and so I was just like, we're not going, Like I don't care how much I love you, I'm not spending five thousand dollars for tickets to a concert. And they just these fell on my lap. Thank you so much to the rams.
So we are going and we are really excited.
So I may I may not have Leonardo DiCaprio or Toby McGuire asking for my number there, but I will be an.
Okay, Well, I'm so excited.
I can't wait for you to post all the photos of you and Slate.
But now I have to we have to get down to some work.
Yeah, let's go.
Okay, first thing, First thing, are you friends with LaToya?
I worked with LaToya on the show on Real Housewives, and we mostly have hung out on the show in a work capacity. I've never hung out with LaToya outside of the show, so we're cool. You know, we see each other, it's all good, but we just never we've never hung up outside of the show, so I don't know what that means.
Well, you were at the Bolo Bachelor at party, so yes, now I need to know the next question. Okay, there's no dodging it here. Okay, did you see Drew and LaToya kiss?
No, but I heard about it the next day. Did you hear about it from Candy?
I heard about it from a couple of people that there were some that there were some kissing going on.
Do you think it was a kissing like silly girls kissing, or like, I like, real making out action.
I don't know.
I mean, it was a lot going on that night, so it could have gone either way. I will say that you know, those two like bumped heads like quite a bit, like when they first met each other on the show. So at that point I was just glad that they kissed and made up.
So I don't know.
Now I haven't something else that just was reminded. Just we're going back to Mick Jagger. Recently, you said that your celebrity crash was Lenny Kravitz, But I didn't hear his name on that list that you just gave me.
His name is on the list, don't it, don't ches it?
Oh my god, I'm not even admitting that it's him. It's someone on the list, And I have recently said, okay, I'm telling on myself.
But it doesn't matter.
He hasn't called, so it's it's been nice and asked for it.
I don't know. Oh yeah, you know what.
I've actually met Lenny Kravits before. I know whose number he didn't ask for mine.
Okay, I did not want to make this thing.
Don't worry, it won't be the be a thing my Matt Damon thinks states totally under the radars that my dad calling me after tam Or brought it up because.
It was in People magazine.
No, I mean he's like he like from a little bit of time that I interacted with him, you know, he just seemed really quiet and super laid back, sore, like blow up the spot like we're.
Right now, but that's what we do here.
I took a photo with him, and I haven't posted it yet because I just don't want to seem like super light.
Yay, you know you want to wait? No, you want to wait till he reaches out to post the photo. Play it cool?
Yeah, I'm trying to, but yeah, because it's a damned picture of.
Us, So can you send it to me?
I won't post it, I won't wake it, but I need to see it all right, But back to the Bolo bachelorette party, how wasted were all of you guys.
On a scale of one to ten eleven eleven?
And when people were talking about it the next day, was anybody talking about it with Drew or.
Were people only talking about it behind her back?
Oh?
God, I can't remember, but probably both, Okay, because the part that's so confusing to me about I know you're not caught up on Atlanta, but is why they're bringing this up years later?
No, right, just won't go away.
I don't know why they brought this up in Portugal.
It's really like.
Old news, and according to Drew, fake news.
So it's yeah, we shouldn't.
But Drew wasn't doing the best at it. Being might not be Drew's best thing.
Like, well here's the thing, and you know, I love Drew and I love my girl Candy. You know, Candy says that she saw it with her own two eyes, and one thing I can say about Candy is she's just not gonna like make up a lie.
So I don't know if it looked like they were kissing, but maybe they weren't, Like if there was actually no, I don't know. I just had never known candy birds.
Tuk to lie.
But you heard it back then.
This isn't a new thing that was brought up for this season. It wasn't like Marlowe bringing up her her cousin from two years ago. This was like this actually okay, yeah it was.
I feel like it wasn't as big as a It wasn't the biggest highlight of the bolo.
Yeah, some other things went down.
Yeah, I mean I don't remember. It's like beating it to dead, but like somehow now it's like a big topic on the season.
But I remember it like maybe being brought up, but not like catching was much steam.
So okay, all right, now we got to get into Watch What Happens Live. Last night, Shannon and Vicky were on. Vicky had first seat, Yes, and the live viewer polls said Shannon overreacted at Tamra bringing up the relationship that Ryan will cheat on Jin in a landslide, they would most likely want to whoop it up with Emily. Shannon admits that she did have an argument with John's daughter at the bar.
Do you under do you know this backstory?
The bar backstory?
No? Not really?
Okay, So essentially in the last pod Tamara had and I had to break down two different stories that.
Happened with.
Shannon were supposedly she was escorted out of the bar, things were happening. Shannon only discussed one last night on Watch What Happens Live, and that was that she's currently been hanging out with John Jansen, which is the guy that was on this episode that doesn't say any words her boyfriend, but then they broke up after the season ended, which nobody wants to break up to happen after the season ended, do it while it's airing, or like right, but now they're hanging out again. Shannon admits last night on Watch What Happens Live that she and John are hanging out from time to time. To me, it seems like a friends with benefits. I could be wrong, could be wrong, but apparently she's never had a great relationship with John's daughter, and I guess they did get into an altercation.
But even though.
Clickbait is leading us to believe she was escorted out, she said last night on Watch What Happens Live, I was not escorted out. The lights were already up, the party was over, the bar was closing. Yes, there was an argument, but the only reason I had help was to get my uber because everybody was leaving at the same time. Either way, if you know that you guys don't have a good relationship, why are you even together? Like, if you're not even with him with him, why are you all spending time together like with the kids. Yeah, you know it's gonna lead to drama.
But yeah.
Then also last night, they asked Vicky who her least favorite OC housewife is, and she says Bronwin, which to me, we all know why she said that. I'm not going to spell it out for everybody, but I mean, I know a lot of people that Braun was not their favorite housewife. But I feel like Vicky has a pattern of things she has said and done, and so this wasn't shocking to me. She also says she'll never go back to Bluestone manor Shannon would not answer who has had more iconic moments, Tamer or Vicky. I feel like Shannon wouldn't answer that because they're on a trace Amiga's tour and they don't want that to implode. And then and final thing Vicky said. Andy asked Vicky, is it true that Teddy was banned from attending your trace Amiga's show h Vicky because of you and Vicky's responses.
Yeah, of course I can't stand her. And here's the thing.
If you want to come back with funny shade, right, do it, like say something funny right right, like reference something from the past, say something funny, but saying you can't stand somebody you've met two times and who like, yes, we did get into a Twitter thing years ago, but like I had your back up, Bravo, Kan, I've had your back on this pod. It just it kind of screams like insecure train wrap, like were why are you so upset that I am friends with Tamra and we're doing well together, Like it doesn't matter, like who if you created something with somebody else that I didn't like, like if you and Sutton, it's not even that I just like some but we're not close by any means. But I'm not going to go on and say, like Cynthia, I can't stand her.
Right right right, And I just mean right. And here's the thing, like with you know, the housewife world, like there's like, you know, a bunch of us that don't get along.
And that don't like each other, and it's like we know that, Like I know that, you know, Nannie doesn't like me. I'm clear on that now, but but you know, even she has never just was like I just can't stand Cynthia, you know what I mean. I just feel like it's just like, hey, the world knows, Hey, we don't we don't jail, we don't mesh. I feel like when you take it that extra when you take it that extra step, it's just like, why we get it.
I think it doesn't like you. You know, there's other people you don't like.
We all, you know, like who we like and don't like who we don't like. It's just like, come on, like we have to see each other, you know, at some point. So it's just like I don't know. I just feel like that it didn't need to go, like we didn't need that little extra stamp.
Like the extra like if if anything, well, yeah, she could have been funny and been like, no, it's my camera time, I.
And I abandon. You know, that's a funny way to do it.
I don't want those doing their twats thing on our show, whatever it may be. But to to say you can't stand someone, I've just gotten a lot of DMS about it. People are like, you know, this is someone who went on a show and helped cover up that her ex lied about having cancer allegedly.
So it's like, why would you go so low with me? We're I don't even know you.
Yeah, yeah, and I feel like too teddy, Like you know, the relationships that are built on these shows, you know, can go up and down, like one minute you can't send someone, next minute run into them at Bravocon or whatever, and.
You guys are good, like you know what I mean.
It's like, Henry, I don't even know why I didn't like you all this time, Like it just can always always try to leave that wiggle room to at least be in a respectful place with people that I have to still run into time make a joke again, then I'm not even going to talk about you.
And like I just like, okay, we were not good. Yeah.
I think that there's a way to joke about something.
There's a way to say like, oh I'm the past, you know, but I think there's She took it to the point where like people who were in the audience last night sent me messages and they were like listen, it got awkward, and then like Andy was like, all right, let's move on.
Yeah. I was like, you're not our person.
We get it, we get it, we got it.
And also now it sucks because I'm trying to have an open mind as I watch you, VICKI, and now you got to be trying.
To dog me out for succeeding with your friend.
You should at least say like, I am happy that you got to go to Mick Jagger and give your number out with Sutton.
I am thrilled by that, Suddon. Let's make up. I'll go yes.
And also, you know, in your defense, like even when we were recapping last week's show, like we both agreed, like we were excited that Vicky was back, like you had nothing but great things to say about it.
Yeah, I move on from shit, like whatever, we had a little tip because you said something nasty about me on the press, and I fought back.
I mean, let's also be clear, she started it, so I fought back.
For a second, and now you're coming again, like please, right, all right, let's getting into the show.
Okay.
It starts off with Shannon goes to the production crew and tells them that John is very private and will lose it if this comes out. Tamar tells Shannon that Heather told Emily and Gina that Shannon's relationship is shit. Tamer says, Heather must not remember that the last time she talked about Shannon's relationship, it blew up in her face. Should it be okay for a housewife to go to production and ask for someone something not to be aired?
Been there done that? Like? Okay?
So I was on Housewives on Atlanta for eleven years, so of course there was a ton of stuff that I would.
Have loved for them to have not hat aired.
I will say, honestly, you know, I feel Shannon's pain because I've been in that situation before.
While I was like, if this is aired, it's going to completely screw up my relationship or screw up even like my situation with my family whatever. It is like some horrible things.
So I think that on the other hand.
If you sign up for the show and you sign up for the check, you just.
Have to write it up, like you just have to convince your person that you're convinced that you're that you know is going to be pissed off that hey, I'm sorry, you know, I hate that they're going to show this but hopefully their relationship is solid enough to get past it. But it does suck. But I will say if that was ever any time that I would really use that power, if I had that power to do that, it would be.
If it was something my kid.
If it's kids, don't put that shit on the shelf. This is my kid.
My kid is spreading my package. She didn't personally sign up for this, but any grown folks you got, you gotta take it.
And especially here's why, I think you can kind of draw the line if the person that is being talked about has also signed to be on that television show. So it's an adult. They're willing, they're there, they're showing up to events. It's fair game. I can't say. And all of my time, you know, I didn't. I didn't have a ton of time. But my three years on or whatever, it's four years.
That's enough time.
But like, shit did fancy?
A lot of bad shit happened that wasn't aired that I never asked not to be aired. But I was like, wow, I didn't they like my first season? I'm like, why didn't they air that? They really could have gotten me in trouble there. But you know, just however it is. There was one instance my second season that I said something involving one of my parents that had nothing to do with any storylines that nobody brought up again that at the end of the season, I just said, listen, this is really weighing on me.
I don't know if you're even using it right, but I'm really scared it would hurt this person's feelings.
Is there any way, if you're are airing it, it could be taken out because there's like, it didn't add to who I am, it didn't add to any story, it didn't add to any drama, and and they just said, listen, it's not in there. Okay, you know, like but they didn't take it out for me.
But I just was like, it doesn't put it in because it made no sense to It made no sense.
There was no If there's no follow up to a drama, it doesn't necessarily make make any sense. So I just that I can understand there are moments, but if you're on a relations if you're in a relationship and you're on the show, that shit's fair game.
I'm sorry, it is.
It is. It is.
But I do feel for Shannon because it sucks.
It sucks, but it's like, sorry, big girl, you're on a reality show.
Like we've all been in that seat before, but I do my you know, I felt her pain in that moment.
I have to say I was like, shame it shon Shannon seems like she's one Celsius drink away from like a full blown panic attack.
She is.
Words and I have panic attack right, No, when like words aren't even forming at this point, You're just like yeah. Then Emily takes her family to the pumpkin patch and her and Shane run into issues because of their different parenting styles. Shane likes to check her in front of her kids and take away her authority. Later in the episode, Emily and Shane go out for dinner. Emily tell Shane that she wants him to respect her as a mother. Shane says, it was an accident and it will get better. Have you found yourself in this position and should you always put up united front in front of the children.
Completely found myself in that position with Noel's dad, and I personally feel like we're stronger together as parents when we are.
On one accord.
Because what happens is I don't want to be like, you know, we kind of got into like a good cop bad cop thing because then I'm the bad cop because I'm Noel's with me most of the time, so when she's with him, it's all fun and like let's go to ask, but let's go ski and me.
It's like, you know, got to clean out the garage.
For a mess and you know, clean out the garage and all that stuff. So we did have to have a conversation, especially when Noel got older and you had.
To play us against each other. When she figured that out.
It was like, if I say something, you have to back me up. Now if you just don't agree with my decision, then you and not to talk about that privately, but still come back to Noel.
On on accord.
It just makes u we're just stronger together as and at the end of the day, we're only going to give her the right yeah direction anyway, So yeah.
And I would I would say with me, and you know, I see where Emily is saying. Because Emily, I think all of the family moments are so important to her because she didn't have those.
Growing up, and Shane did.
So when he jokes or when he figured does things for her it's because you can tell even she started to cry at the pumpkin patch, and then even at the dinner later, when he starts to joke or when he starts to whatever, you can start to see her like well up with tears, and you know.
I felt for her in that moment.
But I also, like know, I can sometimes be the person that wants to make a joke to lighten things up, and then sometimes it's just not the right time.
Yeah, I agree, I agree, and I love these these two together. But I do think that I loved that. First of all, he was like, I'm sorry, it was an accident.
He completely like.
I know, he stopped joking for that moment.
Well, and I love that, But I will say with the joking thing, like sometimes, you know, I don't like when you say something that's not nice and it's a joke, like you.
Know what I mean, Scarecrow.
Yeah, it's like okay, but that like, jokes can be mean spirited too, so don't do don't say, well, I'm not saying he's being mean spirited.
But like, okay, I didn't like the joke. If I don't like the joke, don't joke and be like oh, I'm just joking with you, you know, do you know what I mean?
But also there's a timing for the jokes, like if she already had shown that she was emotional, yes, and then and the next two seconds he's like, do you guys see the scarecrow?
Oh no, wait, that's mommy. You know, like like maybe now.
Isn't really the time for the jeer. Maybe that joke could have been funny, if there were funny.
I'm sorry, I get to it wasn't funny to me.
But yeah, I mean, there are definitely times in our marriage and in our parenting that Edwin and I don't one hundred percent agree or that we have to have private conversations about prior Like I grew up being able to have sleepovers at other people's houses.
Yeah, he has.
It has been his stance since day one. Are we're welcome to have kids stay here, Our kids will not.
Do sleepovers at other people's houses.
It's his and from day one he's told me that, And so I have never pushed him on that, yes, like, because there's no point I've already known this. Maybe when they get older to a certain point, things will change, but I don't need to put him into that situation, you know, like, yes, I've helped push the limit. Like Slate wanted to go to her friend's tennis party the other night and it didn't until nine thirty, Like she should be home by eight. I'm like, Slate's not gonna be home till nine thirty. Because yeah, like you can fudge it a little, but to totally like discredit what the other one wants and needs, I think it's.
Different, right, I agree, And you know I was.
I was like that with Noel when she was younger, Like I always, like, you know, made it a point to make her sleepovers way more fabulous where the show, so that the kid would always want to come to our house like secretly, and then she wouldn't have to go there.
Yeah, it's just kind of.
Make sure the sleepovers banging, so the kid is like, forget her coming to my house.
I just want to go to Nohle's house. So, you know, it came out of price, but I made sure the kids always wanted to hang out.
Yeah, this was the fun house. But switching it over, I'm not really sure that.
We need.
To see Gina fake showing a house to her boyfriend. What is this scene. What is happening here?
You know what?
In housewife world? You know, I don't know, maybe like a couple housewives were missing they had to do a filler scene, Like I don't know. Like I've definitely been in situations where like two or three girls couldn't film that day I film my scene, They're like, hey, can we get an extra scene today with you? Wouldn't know, I'll just going to eat an ice cream cone together. And I'm like, I know what this is.
This is not gonna make the show. Yeah, this is a change of outfit exactly.
But this one made the show.
I actually was fine. I thought when they had the two I forget their names. So the two people come over and talk about how to sell a house. I was interested in that, Like I was like, oh, good point. Something I wouldn't have thought of because I'm not a real estate agent. But I mean, then we have like, let's role play, and I'm like, listen, I'm interested in a different type of role play.
This one not so much.
Right.
Then there's the Tamar and Jen made up.
Tamar gets emotional and says that her head has not been in a great space recently, and she's taking it out on gin. Tamara wants to start fresh and invites Jen and Ryan to come on John's boat.
All right, first of all, I'm glad that Tamara apologized because the nap throwing the napkin in the face thing did not sit right with me.
I didn't like that.
I felt like Tamara was better than that. I felt like, you know, she's such a wordsmith and a shade assassin that there's no reason for her to throw anything.
She's doing good, just.
Opening up her mouth and wearing everyone out. So I'm really glad that Tamara did apologize, not as far as her like, you know, her head and not being in a great space and what or whatever and making that excuse I don't know. And that was like, if that's the case, because she seems like she's doing just fine, mesel, her.
Head sees me more than in a good place.
Well, so I don't know, but you know, I was like, when you do something, you make as your supping as I've been in that boat as well, where you like, yeah, you know, I've just been going.
Through hormones, I'm going through metapod wells.
You know, all these things were happening. So that's why I like, did that to you? I'm sorry.
So sometimes you just need to like lean on some things that are happening in your life, but not necessarily the reason why you were like an ass.
You know what I'm saying. But I've been there, Tarama girl, I get it. I'm just goa you apologize. At the end of the day, I had to.
Honestly, I was I know this is going to sound bad because it was supposed to be an intimate moment between the two ladies. I was laughing one I was like, this is full blown. Jen doesn't want to accept this apology. Tama clearly feels bad that she did it, but we all know this shit ain't over. This ain't stopping here, and it ain't stopping after Jansen's boats going to continue on because ultimately, once a woman has a bad feeling in their mouth about another man that their friends are with, m it's very hard to pretend you don't like my friend's husband or take it back.
Cam stood on it for so and so many episodes. It's kind of hard to be like, well, you know.
You're a great guy.
But then I had to like almost peel a little when they were on the boat and Taram.
Was like, how could I look at it? He's got leopard on his collar?
Oh my god, that was funny.
I mean, is it a requirement for them to be on a boat in every episode or.
Every freaking episode? But oh on, before they even get on the boat, it is so awkward between John and Shannon. What is happening here? Do you think they were already breaking up?
I don't know, but it was it was that boat ride was a very uncomfortable boat ride to watch. I don't know what's happening, you know, just watching it, seeing what's happening with John and Shannon. But I definitely felt like the whole thing with Jen and Bryan and then Damn and her guy, like it just was a mess.
I was like, the boat ride was a bad idea for them to get together in this way because there's a bunch of people just got a bunch of shit going on who definitely.
You know, need to Like now they're stuck where they can they're not even land?
What's that?
And they're not even near land exactly.
So they can like walk off make a dramatic exit, which is always a house White favorite.
You know, I'm leaving.
I feel comfortable whatever, and they're like, what do you do? Just jump in the water. So I don't know that boat ride was it was. It was very awkward and uncomfortable to watch.
Very ten Well, in between the awkward and uncomfortable boat ride, we have a small little pivot to Heather meeting the co founders of Fireside, Mark Cuban and a woman named Fallon. Fireside is the first interactive streaming service. Heather says that new eyeballs on her will lead to more work and says she needs this platform to work.
Have you heard of Fireside?
Uh?
After I saw this episode and now I know what it is.
And not only do I know what it is, I think Heather is onto something here and my button needs to be Like meeting with Mark Cuban and the other guy like to talk about like anything with it sounds amazing, It sounds like a great play for her.
Like, honestly, it.
Does sound great, But I'm worried that this Fireside is not really going to set her IMDb on fire.
Oh well, listen, I still think at the end of the day, whatever, you know.
The hustle's a hustle. Do what you gotta do. You can't you can't knock the hustle she's got, can she gotta try?
But I am curious what made you change into all of a sudden really getting into wanting to get into acting again. Was that after getting off Housewives? Or was it because you were an empty nester?
Like what? Because now we've seen a big shift. She never talked about it last season, right, Well, for.
Me, I've always been interested in acting. I've done some things, like you know, even during my modeling years, but it was just something that I didn't want to really focus on until I could focus on it.
So it's a model. I was busy. I was like you know, flying Europe.
And working whatever, and then I went right from modeling to reality TV, and then that took up so much of my time. So I didn't want ever I didn't ever want acting to be like a sidekick jop.
For me, I knew wanted to really focus I was gonna do it.
I wanted to be taken seriously and I wanted to be respected, and I wanted you know, I wanted to have time to do to work. So that's why I waited until I was done with Housewives to really focus.
On it and do we think Fireside will teach us what exactly if Pieta Terra is.
I hope so, I really hope. So I hop far Side will teach us a lot more.
To be honest, I am so here for it.
Oh my gosh Tamra's face when that happens.
But then it gets more like we're starting to see it's starting to switch over where you're starting to see all the women conspiring. I feel like it's going to be against Heather a little bit. Tara Michelle's jin and Heather at the workout class that she went on a double date with Shannon and John and that they seemed super happy. Heather agrees, and then Tamor says, Heather has said complete opposite and talk shit to Emily and Gina.
Did we like the Tamor testing the bait? Here was Heather?
I think Heather is always always thinking like five steps ahead, So I think the second the Heather did, I mean second that Taramor did that, Heather was like, I know what's happening. I ain't in fitting a thing. I've already planned out my next four seasons on this show, or a Beoutverly Hills.
Well, I do like the way she kind of just kind of you know, when when you're in the situation, because I always felt like every time I was anytime you're together with more than one housewife, like like three or four, it's always like, okay, there's a reason why we're all together, Like is the bread down on my head? Like what's happening? Yeah, So I always kind of go like, this is an ambush, what's getting ready to happen?
So once I came up, if I knew that I had said something and all of a sudden, this is coming up now, I'd be like, oh shit, okay, I'm going to hope that there hasn't been other conversations with the other ladies outside of me and just laid us out.
And be like, oh, yeah, you know, they're great whatever, and just pray that it doesn't the tape doesn't roll.
Back, which you know, good and well, it is, yeah, telling these other people what's going on. So but you got to take a chance on the off chance that something crazy happens with some of the other cast members that like Trump's maybe this moment, but yeah, usually doesn't work out. But that was always like a silent prayer for me. I was like, oh, I'm in a hot seat.
Hopefully Teddy's gonna do something's horrible, and they like that's.
Going to overshadow this for a couple of weeks exactly, because then this last scene was so beyond awkward. Shannon, John, Tamra, Eddie, Jen, and Ryan we already talked about the boat. The outfit choice is kind of for all of them. I'm slightly confused for the boat. There's like they're all very formal for a boat. In my opinion, their outfits were well thought out, except.
For for Ryan. His his jacket had been vandalized.
Oh my goodness, Ryan, he can't catch your break, he says, He's.
It was his rest normal on the boat. At least at least left him alone on that.
Like, at least just please, we don't need von Dutch. We just want a regular grown man's outfit. That's all we're asking.
We're on your ass, Like, don't have any extra ammunition.
Don't be throwing us softballs here, buddy, like the funk on just throwing a Travis Miller outfit and call the day.
Like seriously had was normal looking on the boat. You knew the spotlight was going to be on you and you, but you had to wear the jacket.
Well, did you ever read that book?
It was like, we're men learn about peacocking, and it's it comes as a bible and it's like the Men's Guide to Dating or Women's Guide to Date whatever, and it's talking about how men like nag women and they wear they peacock because if they show one defining thing, a woman will always notice you over a I'm like, I feel like he read that book and he still follows it to this day. And I will admit that when I met Edwin, I saw that book on his books case and I was.
Like, hell.
Disgusting.
Is that why you had on the leather pants and the ponytail when I met you?
Listen, well, I will say maybe yep.
To to Brian's credit, he probably had some inkling that he was going to be the man of the hour. He was like, you know what, I'm gonna get a lot of camera time, so I'm gonna put my nice little ensemble together and I'm gonna make sure. And I think his I think his collar had the nerve to be up to his collar.
Even had the nerve. His collar had the nerve. He had the nerve to respond to Eddie needs a freaking orange.
After this episode, I was like, oh my gosh, like Eddie is like a new man.
I'm like, Eddie is so good right now.
He breaks it down and he's like, Ryan, have you ever cheated on your wife? And Ryan's like, yeah, no, and then Eddie's like, well, that gives you a cheater labor. Then he's like, did you ever say that my wife was hot?
And he's like that I'm want this one time right with my friend.
Yeah, like it's so bad, and then they then Tarma of course has to make the joke like who's gonna get married?
And then Ryan has to say that you have and Jen are definitely getting married, and then Tarma can't leave it. She has to say, but you got to get divorced first, very.
Important, very important fact.
Thank you for pointing it out to him, because go back for two seconds, okay, Like I just I think the camera may have flashed to Jan's face. And you know, we've been.
Writing for Jim, We've been writing for you, Teddy, and I have given you nothing but grace girl. But when Brian sat up and said and owned it very confidently that he cheated on his ex multiple times, and like I think it showed her and she was just sitting there and wife.
I don't know. At that point, I.
Just would have been like, you know, it's one.
Thing for everybody else to talk shit about it, another thing to just hear him.
Just at that point, I would have at least said, that's nothing to brag about.
Ryan.
You know, like at some point show that you have a pulse.
Jen, Yes, like you don't have to ream him out, but he already you could tell it already made her uncomfortable when he said the thing about there was something else that he said right at the beginning. Oh, he's the one that brought up the dick pic. He tried to make a dig picture of the joke. Yeah, which and you can tell she's like, well you're the one that brought that up, so now go you know, like he you could tell he wants to be in this.
Oh no, he was dressed for the party. He was ready, he was ready for this episode. But I just like, to your point, Eddy, I just feel at this point I need Jen to be like, you know what, you don't need to be writing about that, Like you know, we've we've we're already get enough crap about this stuff, so you need to like say your truth and maybe say you know what, I don't feel good about this, but yeah, I guess that's all he would have done again because we were trying to because at the I'm at.
The point now where hey, if they love it, I love it.
Like I have no problem with Ryan and janbing together, but I still want to.
Feel like he's a decent human being.
That if they do get married, because he didn't say they he thought they would, that it might actually work.
Like I'm kind of rooting for them, and now I'm not sure why. I mean, I have to jump off the ship.
I yeah, I don't know. I was hoping that this scene would have made me appreciate Ryan little bit more, but it actually just made me feel bad for Jen and hope that she sees that, like, by watching this back, you probably can't do better.
Yeah, yeah, I would agree. I definitely walked away from the.
Scene feeling like, oh, Jin, I know, this saint looking this aint looking good.
Girl, it's just not looking good. But God bless you if you want.
To continue on the Ryan journey. But I was with you, and you know, just like they love to get on a boat in Orange County.
This is where I kind of had to get off the boat, the Gin.
And Ryan boat, like yeah, like it's jumping overboard here, just the way he even acted.
And then in the I don't know if it scenes for next week something, he's like, I want to be with you, and I think he said boobies forever. I'm just like, can you just try not to be a douche lord for a second. We're trying to give you a shot because we like your girl. Yeah, but I don't know if it's in his capability.
What are we gonna do?
I've lost sleep over Jen and Ryan at.
This point, Jen, can we fix you up? I mean, Jen, you can hang out with me.
I'm single. We get work these streets together. Girl, Let's street?
I mean, oh my gosh.
But the fan thoughts for this episode are Ryan gives off Slade vibes who you probably don't know who slave is? Uh, Gina's scenes are a skip. A lot of people feel like a lot of this episode was about Heather wanting to be on Real Housewives Beverly Hills.
Hmmm, I don't know.
I mean I think this was our audition tape to be on Beverly Hills.
I don't know.
I mean part of me, I kind of feel like I can't. I feel like we brought this up before. I mean, she's like, she's like fabulous. I mean I feel like in a lot of ways she could even she could work either show. But I think it, you know, to your point, last time we brought it up Verly. This is a different cup of tea. Those girls are a little different from the Orange County girl. So I don't know if she really.
Fits there, But money wise, yeah, go, you know she could, she could go that way.
So money wise, I'm pretty sure if me and Cynthia sold everything inside of all of our homes and our homes, they're not going to be fifty five million dollars. So shut out to you guys.
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I appreciate follow me, but never gonna get tat what what's your what's your goal?
Like you're I feel like I've been at a million for like a year.
All right, so we need to get you to ut.
One point five million would be nice.
That's a good goal.
So I am kicking off the campaign to get Teddy to one point five and trust me, I was like close to four million, and it took like literally every person and their parents and their animals had to follow me to get me to the four million. Once you start going up and you get to the millions like that, baby, it does not get easier.
Struggle, The struggle is real, like, oh my, I probably will never reach five million, that's not even a goal.
No, let's we are a positivity podcast here, don't you know.
But it's hard.
It's hard because you got to get them to follow you, and then you got to get them to stay to stand on it, and now following you.
It's like it's like, you know, but.
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