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Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamra Judge.
All right, you guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas and a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and Tamra Judge. Before we get into anything, I wanted to start out this episode by Grace and you with a little song, Oh God, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Tam Sue, Happy birthday to you now that ears have busted, combusted, whatever the word is. Happy birthday, Tam, Teddy.
It was great and I enjoyed our lunch together down at the deck with Taylor and Heather.
And you need to specify which Heather Feather? I mean, yeah, Feather, I mean so yeah.
It was a lot of fun. And then we came up to Big Bear and just lounging around on my birthday. And then I got knock on the door and we had two friends that stopped by and I didn't know they were coming, so they took me out to dinner to a very nice restaurant on the lake. I didn't know there was like a fancy restaurant in Big Bear, but this is as fancy as it gets and then we went to a dive bar, Whiskey Daves down in Big Bear down in the village, so we had fun, just been riding our electric bikes. And I'm heading home today. The reunion is filming on Thursday, so I got to go home and.
Prep get yourself already, get those nails done. Oh, even though I just broke one.
I haven't had my nails in for a long time. Has it been, you know, renovating the house. But tomorrow is a full day. I'm getting the eyebrows. Wow, I'm getting the nails done. I'm actually getting my eyebrows and laminated.
You got shit to do, You got shit to do.
And I have a podcast to do tomorrow too, And then I'm going.
Who would ever book a thing for you? Oh? Oh, it's me, that's right, Yeah, that's right.
And then I'm going to head up to la and relax the night before so I don't have to get up at four in the morning.
I mean, don't act like you're not going to get up at four in the morning anyway, I know, I.
Know, Lilly's I can get up and have my coffee, take care of my business, take a shower.
She means shit forty two. Yeah, yeah, I try to play coy with us tom.
So mornings are very hard for me. I have a pooping schedule from seven in the morning till nine o'clock. It's not stopped, so anytime I have to go somewhere, like with Jeff Lewis the other day, I had to get up at four to try to get it out by the time I got on the road.
Thank you, Thank you for sharing, or I'll be stopping.
I don't know. I have an overactive butthole.
Well, this doesn't surprise me.
Some might say I'm an overactive butthole period.
Some may say, Tamra, you are. That could be your tagline for next year. I may have an overactive butthole, but at least I behave like one.
At least I own it.
Oh my gosh, well that sounds like a pretty great birthday. I was happy to have lunch with you and get to know whether I mean a little bit more. And she was fun and she was cool, and I told her to her face, I said, listen, what we saw on the show wasn't enough for me. I didn't really understand why you were so invested. But I can say this somebody slid into mad DM, which she does often, which I like her. And I know that you can't get too much into this because of the reunion coming up. But Jennifer Pedronti slid into my DMS shocker, and she has before and I you know, I'll write back to some She's always been really positive, really nice with me. But on this recent pod with Cynthia, I said something we need an answer from jin. Were you guys actually on a break when the hookup happened?
I can answer that for you.
It's no.
Oh my gosh, I can answer for you. Now. I know exactly when she found out.
Well, either way we will, we will find out who it was.
But no, but no boy asked for a break, There was no break. There was no break. She found out about the cheating right before the re uh while she was casting.
Okay, well either way, she said. She responded back to that post that I did about the podcast, and she said, girl, I got you. What do you need to know? Happy to and.
Why should I tell you?
Oh my gosh, Chamber, She's never gonna come on if you keep this up, she said, happy to answer anything. Want to chat Friday?
Tell her we only take us that have real, honest answers.
Oh my gosh, and we would take no one. But here's the thing I said. I assumed she met on the pod. I didn't think that She meant like just us chatting one on one. So I write back, cool, you want to come on with me and Cynthia, And she writes back, We have to get it. She writes back, I have to get everything approved. And that feels weird with all the things going on with Tamra, But I would love to meet both you girls.
Do you have clothes on?
Oh my gosh, Eddie, get you excuse me? Are you going to start selling dick picks?
Now, she's all, You're gonna start selling dick pics? Yes, yes, he said, yes, they're very small picks, though he said.
The pixelation is off. Oh my gosh, speak of dick pics or penis sizes, because that also came up on Orange County. I really am fine with any size, as long as you know how to use it and it's cute.
I pick I can show you, is it Ryan's not your sons?
The other ride?
Should I blow it up and bring it to the reunion?
Oh my gosh, you could be like you could put it in Tama News like she buy Chara News.
Oh my, that was amazing.
One other thing before we get into housewife headlines, my dms were blowing up because everyone thought that I wasn't invited to the Fox Force whatever Vegas in Las Vegas.
We were there the weekend before, and of course.
I was invited. Those are my girls. I love them, but I couldn't ditch my kids to go to Vegas two weeks in a row. That would have been a jacked up move.
Yeah, as I.
Love all of them and wish I could see Eric again. I hope I'll be able to see Erica again at Bravo Con. I could not leave Labor Day weekend, the weekend after already going to Vegas to watch the show and do the pod. It just wouldn't have happened. So for all of you guys concern for my well being, I'm okay. The group chat has restarted and all as well. I have a question for you. Yeah.
I don't know if I should congratulate you or what, but there's a rumor floating around about you right now what that you are? You have been cast on the show Traders.
You like to tamor you have a big mouth.
Would you like to tell a tell Tamar telephone, tell a Tamra, tell Tamar telephone, tell a friend.
Would you like to expand on that? Yeah, let's just say I if I did have a job and I told you about said job on this podcast, I would now no longer have a job. So why don't we just wait and see?
Okay, that'd be said.
I do love Traders. I think Traders is an amazing show. But I guess we're just gonna have to see who's on this season.
Well, all know when you are not on the podcast. Oh God, I love.
The I love the room, love the room. I love the same picture that everybody uses for every rumor too that Even Kyle asked me, She's like, are you on Traders? And I was like, you really don't think I would tell you off off the pod if I was. You know what we shall see? We shall see. But anyways, going in the speaking of.
Traders, let's get into this next story.
Would you like to do it? Or me?
Sure, I'll do it? Loui is reportably I can't even say it without laughing. Louis was was reportedly booed at Delores's cherry softball game as Joe Gorga is met with an appluse, Hey Joey. See how Teresa reacts as Melissa's mom is accused of liking the shady post. First of all, I would say my mom would like the shady post if it was.
If that was me, I know my mom, but something was funny, she would like it.
Yes, Well, if it's against the person that is fighting with me, of course she's gonna like it. And she might even elaborate and make a few comments too. And I have to go, mom, don't get involved. When they announced all the players in the lineup, everyone cheered for everyone until Louie. Loads of people booed, booed again when he was up to bet. An insider said, I could you imagine how embarrassing I'm assuming this was filmed since they filmed seventy five baseball games.
Oh, it's got to be film because there's all this stuff about. Supposedly Jackie is no longer like as in a feud with Margaret, and now she's getting along with Teresa because they commented back and forth.
Instagram take a rest and a serious of screenshot shared Melissa's mother Donna was accused of liking at a post regarding the negative reaction to Louis received at the ballgame. La La Louis being booed at the ballgame with Teresa had to control the crowd. Meanwhile Joe gets tons of applause. The people have spoken, someone declared on Twitter. After Donna allegedly liked the post, she took to her Facebook page to suggest that her account had shown unauthorized activity. Oh no, then she denies it. My account was hacked.
No, okay, I know nobody is hacking your account to like posts.
Gonna all of a sudden own what you did, Donna.
Donna, if all of a sudden there was a thousand naked photos of me leaked or like text messages to Tamra, well, probably I'm hacked. But nobody is hacking anyone to like photos. No, for the love, and there's nothing wrong with it. She's supporting her daughter and son in law, right whatever. I don't even know what the post originally said, so I don't know. This is why I don't really like mini posts at all. Just in general, I don't. I do notice you like a good amount, but I either comment or I do nothing.
Like problem as I go through and I like And I've gotten in trouble for doing that in the past because, like you know, you follow who you follow, and you usually like their stuff just to be nice. One time I like something that was not appropriate, I guess, and I'm like, oh, fuck.
Well, way to fuck that one uptown. Yeah, Courtney's comments. So this is from the Bravo Shade Room Instagram post. I just can't fight with the mental ill woman, Alison Caps says, I went on Real Housewives of Atlanta to normalize the conversation on mental health. My vulnerability and willingness to share trials of OVERCOMINGTSD, anxiety and depression is to reduce the stigma and fear of those suffering and silence. No one has the blueprint of what a person looks like with a mental health. With mental health, what is normal? Was I supposed to show up with a straight jacket? Furthermore, I do not abuse alcohol or take any medications that interact with alcohol. The statements Courtney made were reckless, tasteless, and sensitive and ignorant. For a candy to engage in such dialogue was diminishing. Mental health does not own a look, nor own a look nor concrete symptoms. It is my hope that Courtney reflects on her baseless, careless words and grows enough empathy to not only issue a public apology, but take the time to educate herself on the many forms of mental illness, with the goal of never belittling or attacking anyone experiencing mental illness. Again, that's a.
Long post, very well written.
I my add I also may add that I don't think Courtney's making any apologies for any one on Drew's sides of the family after we saw the things that she said when she didn't think that they were recording her and Drew being activated, which I would have been as well, Like that was screwed up things to I didn't.
Really like Courtney.
On the reunion.
I haven't way has she always had those? Those her movies are about the size of her head each one. Do you notice that like they were out here? Doesn't they look Do you think they're new?
The name of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion should have just been tits. It was so much tits all around. There was undermoving your tits. Everybody's boobs were out in some capacity. I was like, this is really delicious today.
Now I'm not sure I'm leaving. In this next story, Portia Williams playing hardball with Robot over Real Houses Atlanta return. I think the porch is smart enough that she would not talk about her return or her negotiations or anything like that. So somebody's claiming that Portia Williams could returned to the Royal Houses of Atlanta for season sixteen, that is, if Bravo shows her the money. Bravo offered Porsche a lot of money to return, but she declined. The source ads Porsha's telling friends she wants to be the highest paid housewife with any franchise. Porsche could return, but as of now, she and Brabo have not come to an agree with premit. I think this is bullshit.
I don't think she would do this. But also, why do people get the rocks off on being the highest paid housewife? Like, why don't you just try to make more money than you made the year before and be happy with that and continue a trajectory of growth.
I don't even know who the highest paid housewife is. I don't think that anybody honestly reveals their pay. I know, like a lot of people had to go on to court things like that. I know it's rumored that Candy is it's always been hard to Candy, But until there is a lawsuit or a custody battle, you won't know until.
We see that custy battle. I was like, why would they have a custody And then I was like, oh, she means outside of the show.
Okay, yeah, because then then it's shown. Like people still say, I make I can't know what it was. I think it was either three or six hundred thousand, and I can't remember because when I went through my custody battle and all that I had to put down, that was, oh, thirteen years ago.
People like, so, anyway, so is what you're saying I had their du bro, is that you have fuck you money? No?
I have fuck everybody money. Is that what he said?
No?
I don't. I would never say that. No, and I don't.
So well, hence why we're here. So I'm a hustler baby, I'm a hustled baby. Okay. Then Eric Fuller feels the need to okay. Eric is the showrunner of Real Housewives of Atlanta and Real Housewives of Potomac. He's clapping back at his detractor Kenya has been very vocal lately about production and queens of Bravo. Instagram reposted something that he wrote. He said, I'm not an editor. I don't make casting decisions. I don't chose what scenes make it or not. For the record, he wrote, chose.
I was gonna say it's us.
If you're going to make a public statement, have somebody spell check. Listen. I understand that my writing is not ideal, but it's chows. If you're going to come for me, come for me for what. I'm responsible for my spelling, my spelling and my But then I love that he wrote edf like with his initials, like as if he was hacked. But now he's not. So here he is putting his initials right.
Okay, And this is so true. Like I hear girls complain about what's shown on the show and they get mad, you know, like, how could let Luke is on our How can you do that? Well, Luke is like Eric. He has no control over editing what makes it on the show. He produces the show just like Eric, So people that are going after him are just.
An educated he and people also get confused by the different levels of production. So if you are in the mix, if you are there in the scene, in the moment, like making sure that everything's making sense. That is a very different job than pulling the scenes and deciding what episode is going to be put together. Housewives films five to six days a week, and we're watching one hour long show. Think about how much is filmed.
And also I think it's really difficult because the editors that are, you know, working out of the production office, they're not here watching it being filmed. So there's hundreds of hours of stuff and they have to try to make sense of it and it's their job to put things together.
And there's also a person whose sole job is writing down every single thing.
Everybody says, yeah, it's just like a story.
Editor's job is like not, I couldn't do it. I would like even imagine, like those long, boring conversations were like, oh my gosh.
There's a lot that goes into it.
There's a lot that goes into it. And truthfully, and this is no disrespect to anybody's business or things that haven't been shown, but if it didn't make it in most likely there's a reason. There's a reason.
Yeah, and you know they're boring.
It didn't make sense.
It just we can't they can't show it.
Felt too forced whatever it may be, right, If they showed everything that we filmed, the show would be all over the place, Like you'd have to have like add to pay attention because you'd be skipping to different the amount of sound baths we'd have to hear. And oh, man, Mike walked at like a snail's pace.
It's crazy. Do you really have to report on this next? I just feel so bad for her.
Oh you can report on it.
Oh my god. So evident Erica Janus being sued for eighteen million dollars over a ledge conspiracy with American Express and Secret Service. It's just it just makes me sad because she's back up, She's on the top of her game. You know, they just announced her residency a little while ago, her show just launched, and it's like, really, like, can't this girl just catch a break?
Well, because this says Jane began working with Christopher, who co owns the design company Marco Marco in twenty fourteen, so in twenty fourteen to create costumes for her singing career. He alleges that he created numerous outfits that Jane wore during her performances in charge the credit card she provided after she declined to review and voices he tried to give her. He accused her of intentionally filing for fraudulent funds refunds through American Express and then bribing a secret service agent through her husband to pursue false follony charge against him. Christopher was charged in twenty seventeen with wire fraud Why aren't we saying that anywhere? And aggravated identify identity theft? But I don't just missed the case in September of twenty twenty one.
Yeah, it just sounds so shady.
It seems very calculated for this to come back out now and also not lead with the person suing her is h He's was charged in twenty seventeen, because being charged and being sued for something are two very different things.
Yeah, I just felt bad for her.
Just leave her alone already us speaking, Oh, Erica joined in twenty fifteen, so this was the year after, this was the year before. Yeah, speaking of feeling bad for people, you know, how bad for Ralph or Drew? I feel bad for Drew, Like, honestly.
It's split though. Some people are like feeling bad for Ralph and saying that Drew would totally gaslight him instead of him gaslighting her.
And Okay, Ralph wrote a book but now because of Courtney's comments, where Courtney said that the reason she wanted him to be adopted was because of the child support she could continue to get from Ralph, I'm like, I'm sorry. When I look at the two, my guess my assumption allegedly, I would feel like Drew is the one that probably makes more money than Ralph.
I don't even know what Ralph does except for try out from not to Mike.
So Drew writes, I must always protect and stand for my children against this type of evil. I gave him the opportunity to shut his unverifiable fake cousin down for her disgusting comments made concerning my son. However he refused to do so and it breaks my heart. Then Ralph writes, it's time to speak the truth. So let's be real. You expect me to pay child when he has a father that wants to play an active role in his life, but you won't let him. Your adoption request was only a money grab and control. Since the age of three, I stepped up to fill the gap as a man and unconditionally provided from my heart without expectations. I will continue being there, but you're not going to take advantage of me or use this show to get your way. I understand playing the battered victim role earns you sympathy on this platform, but you will respect me as a father. I love all my kids and give it and have given them the world, including you. It's about them, now.
Okay, what about she shouldn't neither one of them should be putting this out on Twitter?
Neither. Well, if it's about them and she he really thinks that these are all his children, then why the hell is he putting him on blasts right now? It's just and we don't know the backstory of what's going on between the relationship between her son's biological father, but clearly he was on board to support her son until now he's trying to say it's a big money grab. I'm so sorry. What extra amount of shit? Well that's because Courtney said that. Remember those were Courtney's words, and also his book is called The Step in Parenting.
Well, I'm sure it went straight to New York's best seller list.
But that's the thing. How can you say that she was pushing this when she he wrote a whole book without even letting her read it. Remember that for me last season.
I know everything he does is kind of odd, but I think they need to keep this out of social media. But this is all this deff will be brought up in court. So just the less you say Drew, the better off you are. Let him talk all his messiness. You just keep your mouth shut, girl.
And they're also still living together, which you know how that.
That sounds dangerous?
I know.
And could you imagine separated, going through a divorce with your husband and then him showing up to the reunion.
Oh my gosh, it's sitting on the opposite side.
It's so creepy, like, dude, go away. Well I think that my ex was asked to go to the union.
He declined even you know that would make him look thirsty speaking of.
Drink up girl, But should we get into the reunion?
So it starts out when Beyonce says, look around, everybody on mute. She must have been talking about Sonia at this reunion. What what happened?
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Oh, oh my god, Kenya says Mark filed contempt charges against her, saying she was preventing him from seeing his child. He also used Marlowe kicking in on Kenya's hotel room door, saying Kenya put Brooklyn in an unsafe situation.
Yeah, I could see that happening. I mean, when you're going through a custody battle in court and you're on national TV and something like this comes up, it's gonna be It's gonna be brought up, just like my bathtub scene was brought up in court, although I didn't do it in front of my children.
But also, if you're gonna punt something out, can you make sure it isn't blank.
The blank subpoena? Yes, I mean how in any space not only was it blank, it was wrinkled up. It's like here you go in Andy, who oh my god. I think Andy should be a cast member of Atlanta this episode because he was so shady and so involved in this reunion. He was cracking me up all the way down to bite in a taking a bite of that plumb.
Oh my, that was so good. I was good that being said, I do feel for Kenya because my printer never works either.
Like I've now you have eyeballs to look at it. It was blank. She could have just printed it off the computer. I mean, I don't know.
I think that the whole season back here and it always prints, I know, I realize.
Do you think that they came Guns of Blaze into the ring because they knew the season was a little lackluster And there's been so much talk about them totally being recast.
I hope they're not recast because I'm back. I'm activated again. I'm back in.
You are I'm back in.
Kenya says, well, Mark is there? She can Kenny says, why Mark is there? She can talk about why she was texting and calling Mark two years ago when they were talking about to Marlow. Kenya subpoenut Mark's phone records and two years ago Marlow's number appeared. Then later in the episode, we hear that Marlow was also talking with Ralph Brol. Marlow quit talking to everyone's I mean.
I mean she definitely has a pattern, Marlowe the history of going too far below the belts, contacting people. I mean, I can't say that I've never contacted somebody or talked to somebody.
Yeah, clearly you can't.
Get ot a liar yeah, but I would never contact somebody as like I don't know, Like, hey, I just cam wrong. I'm going to the reunion this week? Can you give me some information about this girl?
But she does know, she knows of all the issues that Mark and Kenya had and to reach out to him is taking it to another level. But now I'm starting to actually I have another Marlowe question. So people were saying that they loved Marlowe's reads on everybody's outfit from the Gucci.
Night m h.
But then not one of her reads about the reunion looks was funny. So now I'm coming up with in my own mind, I'm like, did somebody help her with her confessional funny jokes? Like? Is somebody on her glam team really funny?
I tell you sometimes like it's hard to come up with something right.
Then I thought you either yes, but you either have it or you don't. Yeah, So now I'm wondering because I didn't laugh at one of them. So now I need to know, Marlowe, do you read read our current current looks right now? And let us know, I mean, we we are coordinating pinks. We are Nobody would ask me to give a read on everyone's looks because mine aren't funny. So it is what it is. But if you're gonna be delivering funny fucking reads, did you.
Get joke or read was funny? When she said Marlow's dates end with money on the dresser, Marlow did not even blink and eye. I think I would have like went after her if somebody said that about me.
I would have been like, I wish somebody would pay me to bone them.
Right, I would have to.
I would have to pay them. How much that's all you have?
Like, I'm down. If you want to do three seconds of missionary, I'm your goal.
Okay, fifty bucks for you, Teddy.
Listen, I'm too lazy to even do cameo for fifty bucks, So I for sure ain't having sex for fifty bucks.
We'll come up with a good number.
We'll come up with a good number. We'll do it together, sex with the twats. Oh jeez, don't we don't want it traceable. Just send it to PayPal. Noh, PayPal's even worse.
Oh jeez, I don't know you need cash? Cash cash only?
Cash only? Yeah, we we only accept cash. Okay. Then Candy brings up Charae not paying the guy with the fashion. Chara pulls out papers from the woman who put on her fashion show, saying Chara paid. Charay tells her to focus on her business and that she keeps having shootings. Charay brought her printed out She News newspaper. The first six pages are taking down Candy's restaurants with bad reviews and articles.
It was this paper just made for the reunion or she really do? Okay, okay, I never know what these girls.
Yes, and of course it's going in the clubhouse right next to your tits. Oh good.
I had this conversation between them, or should I say fight was so bad Like the things that were coming out of Candy's mouth, things are coming at Charat's mouth. Go mop them, nastyus lowers at your restaurant. They're greasy, They're greasy.
I didn't even I couldn't even follow half of what is going on. But I just looked and there is a website and an Instagram now for She News and it's an actual working website, which is whoo because at this moment, I'm thinking, Charai, instead of wasting paper, let's focus on making paper, because you just said that your business is still like and also have a response. You know people are going to come at you. Listen. I hate when people shade each other's businesses because we're all doing the best that we can.
But nothing's off limits on Nothing is off limits on Atlanta, And for some strange reason, it gets very entertaining. Now if we on other franchises go after people's kids and businesses and things like that, we're horrible people. But they seemed to get away with it.
But my question is she already knew this was going to happen. They were going to comment that the fashions that she had in the fashion show were not actually on the website, which we all know. So have a good response for it. Don't just say focus on your own business. Have a reason, like why is that?
I don't I think she was so heated. I don't think she really got to it. I think that Charat was definitely activated in this reunion, like I've never seen her like this ever.
I also wish a little bit like when they all get into everybody's plastic surgery, I'm like, at this point, it's almost a prerequisite that like housewives end up getting surgery in some capacity, Like oh my god.
The conversations about the surgery are just ridiculous. And then Schrey, let's say it.
It would be like me saying I got a necklaft because I have problems swallowing, wallowing. But I do have problems swallowing certain things.
Yes, I know, I've heard you told me. But cherain with Candy. I swear they're they're fighting back and forth with having me doubled over. You can't sit with me. And then Candy, you're a low down, dirty nothing ass bitch.
I mean, Candy is one. Candy looked hot this episode.
She did.
She looked hot, and she came in and you could tell she wasn't having to do seventy two jobs that day. Like, she came in to work and she did it well. And she pretty much sitting on the end of that couch was looking over going. You regret putting me here, didn't you?
Yeah, well she was doing the most at the end, and I'm like, wow, I think sometimes they put your ass at the end and you're like, oh, I'm going to fight to be number one again.
Well that's how I mean. Isn't that how all dysfunctional relationships?
Yeah? Pretty much. But this the paper that she was at she knews whatever that killed me. That was very creative and very quick. She came up with aunts. But Kenya, I.
Think Anthony can't come up with that. Anthony may have made.
But how about when Kenya asked why she wasn't on the cover and she said it couldn't find a good picture of you.
And then she and then she backtracked. They're all good, but they're all good.
I can pick a good one.
I can't say that. I thought that Kenya was able to laugh at herself this reunion a pretty good amount. She almost is like nicer in a reunion, even though she still throws out shade. She has like a her voice changes a little bit, like.
She's more soft and like, yeah, And I do think you know reunions normally, at least I don't. We don't drink or in the reunion. It's a really long day when you're filming, you're drinking most of the time, and you're unfiltered, and you say things that you normally wouldn't say because of the alcohol. When you're sitting on the reunion couch, those things just.
Don't No, you don't dr We never drank until after lunch. Yeah, to lunch like the first well we had and lunch is like one o'clock, right, yeah, and they film your lunch too, so.
And then you have like seven hours.
Of still and also you can't really reach back to like get your alcohol, Like if you do read, if you're so desperate that you need to reach back for your champagne, they're gonna show it. They're gonna show like they showed it that year. Denise was drinking all the tequila. Oh, speaking of tequila, when I was at the Montage on Sunday, Yes, guess who had a tequila tasting Casadel Soul, the tequila that caused all the drama on very serious. I almost as a joke put up an eight one eight stand right next to it just to take pictures. And then I was like, pull it together, Teddy, just enjoy the you're off.
You're off right now, Teddy. You don't have to you don't have to do all the things all the time. Okay, my god.
Then Candy says that she is definitely saw Drew and LaToya kiss, and Drew keeps denying it and saying Candy is lying. Candy says Drew is eying on the couch and makes her feel like, Drew gaslights Ralph, this was a little too much for me, Candy, I do think that do.
You think she took it too far?
Well, I don't know. I don't know that she needed to bring Ralph into it. I do think that Candy and Drew like each other because you could see where Drew looks over and She's like, are we okay?
Are we okay?
And Annie's like that, no, you're not okay.
What are you talking about? No, Like, obviously we aren't good.
We aren't good. But I don't know. I think that Drew wants, you know, like a lot of us, wants to give this illusion of perfection, which I think is very common when you're working and you're a mom and you've got a marriage that's clearly on the right, like all the things you want it to all look great. But do I think Drew's a bold faced liar? I don't know.
Yeah, nobody really knows there her, I mean, her cat I just seem to say she is. But then again, cast members.
You know, but if I was gonna pick somebody to ride with Drew or Ralph, I'm picking Drew totally, totally, because you even saw in the last episode when Drew saw that Charret's dad had passed away, like you saw her like she wasn't acting in that moment. She really cared about this woman that she doesn't get along with super well on the show. And you see that in little moments, even when Sonia says to Drew, like your nipples out, like you could see, but she's like trying to do it undercover. Sonya.
She maybe said three words the entire time. I think I was trying to put myself in her position, because you imagine being pregnant and being there and listening to all the fighting and knowing you got to get involved, and you're like and then and then she couldn't.
Get I can imagine it. It was my life for eight months. And then right after I had the baby, I was at the reunion on a fucking zoom knowing my daughter had to have neurosurgery two days later. It ain't fun.
I couldn't imagine. But did you notice when she walked out, everybody is like, oh, like they didn't know she was pregnant.
Well, I think a lot. I don't know how much these women speak when they're not filming, no off camera, right, like yeah, they all be like, oh my god, like, wait.
You didn't know. I feel like I would know if Emily was pregnant.
Well, I have a question though, Shannon, are you on any group chats that are currently going on right now? For mostly because.
We had we have a RHOC seventeen group chat that nobody's texting it.
For months because but that's everybody. But do you have any like a four or five or three? Like, is there any of those? And I didn't want to annoy they weren't invited to your lunch, your birthday lunch.
No, I don't think so there's I have Shannon and Taylor on a chat and we'll talk me Vicky and Shannon. But by the way, did you notice that Vicky is on the Bravo R H O C panel at bravocan I feel like she's coming back. That's what I'm like, Oh my god, she must be coming back. If she's on the panel, maybe they're going to announce it. They might announce it because I think we.
I don't know, You'll be right. Well, normally they start to make those decisions after the reunion. It's next week reunions.
Next week they're casting two people so if you want to try out, now's the time.
Now's the time.
I did give one name, two names. The two names a girl that I know. Her husband works for Frederick, the billion dollar listing guy in real estate.
Isn't that who Aaron from New York works for? Used to work for too?
Yes, still does, she said. And she's a spitfire, kind of like me. We go camping together.
Another blonde. She's a blonde, but.
She's feisty, I mean to the point where she kind of scares me.
Oh, I love that, love that.
I don't know her that well. She's a friend of a friend, my friend Jackie.
So, oh Jackie, who you spend your birthday with?
Yes, she used to live she grew up in Big Bear.
And then who's the other name?
Why can I remember?
I don't know. I don't know.
I have to go back and look at my text. I really don't like referring people at all. Like Jen keeps saying that I brought her, I didn't bring you on the show. Never happened.
Well, you guys, we're gonna have to get into this, I guess more after the reunion. But you guys are all over social media. She's posting things than your commenting.
It's and after all the reunions are done, I will do a podcast with you recappying the entire season coming from me.
But I also like, I want her to come on as well because I need I yeah, because I've never spoken to her. It's only what I'm watching, which when I'm watching it, I really like her, but I haven't. Like I can I totally shift once I've met a person and I can feel their energy, right for sure. There are certain people I love on TV and then I meet them in person and I'm like disaster or vice versa. Anyways, we gotta we're sidetracking, I know.
Okay.
The reunion kind of ends where Andy asked Drew if there's truth to what Courtney said in the Confessionals when she thought she wasn't filming, and Drew says Courtney doesn't know. Since she met Ralph yesterday. She says Ralph has been coaching her this whole season since a lot. She also said Ralph has been coaching her this whole season since a lot. She has said is what Ralph said? Oh that makes sense. Do you think that Ralph has coached Courtney? Yes?
And do you think Ralph and Courtney have something going well.
All I know is that are cousin ugly's Oh my gosh, but count Courtney calling Drew a liar after she's lied so much herself is really hard for me to stump.
I know, but I love Drew's comment. You're not a real cousin. You are unverifiable, bitch.
Honestly, listen twenty three and me, we've worked with you before reach out. I'm gonna send a test to Courtney and then to Ralph and let's get this all covered. I need to know how far removed because this story of one time stayed in the same house I've stayed in a lot of same houses as people doesn't mean we're freaking relating right right now.
Is she related just my marriage or is actually my blood because I have cousins because my uncle got married sometimes and not kind of slew of cousins. From that side of the question.
Would you have us with somebody that was not related by blood, that was your cousin.
No, I don't think so. I mean that would be really weird.
It's my marriage. I'm just asking.
No, no, no, no, But I would have to say the one comment for this episode that stood out the most to me came from Andy when he yelled what's wrong with white cock?
And everybody's like nothing great, great, never better, especially Andy. I've never seen it.
Out right now just out so we can we can talk about it.
I actually heard yours is perfect, that's perfecttion, it's a great Oh, thank you so much. Andy.
Well, you know, was it Jared Sarah Jessica Parker that that outed that it's very large?
She did? I think so. I think I do think that Andy gives big cock energy.
I think it is too He's.
Got that like pep and a step and the way he walks.
I mean, and now that I just saw Eddie walk out naked, he he doesn't need to give big cock energy. He's got it, so got it.
It was actually the fan thoughts best episode of the season, and I have to agree we talked about that earlier. Too many gimmicks, I don't know what that makes.
They mean, like pulling out texts or she news or subpoena.
Do you think I should go to the reunion with a folder?
No, because the folder's already been done. You've got to go with something that nobody's ever done before.
A scroll a pigeon fly in and landed on a hat.
Why don't you go No, somebody's already talked about a scribe. No, you could do because everybody, especially in OC and listen, I'm not in o C. But I do this too. I talk over people. I can't help myself. I really try, and then I do it. I'm sorry and I laugh Tam, And if I do it to you, I apologize. Okay, but I think you should bring a whistle and that's just whatever you want attention, Just okay, I'll try that.
They're saying that SHERI was MVP of the reunion, was Sonya even there, I'm not going to even jump on that because I feel like she's pregnant and a lot goes down the uns and I feel but.
She has fought back when people have said that she is not going to be there next season. She's like, just do you wait, just you wait. So we'll see. Let's take a little break. We're gonna come back and talk about the Real Housewives of New York. All right, So now we're back, and Real Housewives of New York is what we are recapping. It starts out with Ci and Uba go shopping for their trip. Sai says that Jenna brought a bunch of gifts to the wreathmaking that we're all in her brand. Essentially. What said what we've already said, which is one, we're happy give us all of your things.
Well, Teddy, you can send me all your sponsored posts and I will send you all mine, although we do the same ones so that might be a problem. I will be a nice nice gifts from you.
You know what, Let's do a big collab tam on own. Let's really guys reach out to us for a huge collab where it says Teddy Mellencamp buy blah blah by Gucci. Let's do it.
Yeah, that's gonna happen.
It's gonna happen as much as it'd be like.
Tamra collabs with Parina Pirina dog.
Child, maybe a dog Chow would be. That's a pretty big one. Okay then, but either way it is sy just looking at her issues with costcoin water collab.
Yes, that would be good call.
Reach out because these are my favorite cups.
They just reached out for me to do that amazonline again. I just don't think I can do it.
Well. All I know is that I have a three year old that complains and wines more than I hear cy wine in a day.
I love I love her complaining about in her voice, something about her voice, in her mouth. She reminds me of somebody and I can't pinpoint it.
And either way, I love her. But I'm sick of hearing about the food. I'm sick of hearing about that. You're an influencer. I get it, you know what, join the freaking club.
She's like, I get paid for it.
Yeah, so do we do what? I still what? I still post for my friends, Yes, yeah I do.
But you know what, if somebody's constantly giving you on camera, like sponsored posts or collabs that you've done, I would get annoyed with it too, Like do it off camera. I give the girls on the show like viena CBD all day long. I don't do it on camera.
That being said, I didn't realize that, and that's my own company, so it's true. But did you know until Brynn said it that Jenna had done like an an unboxing of the gifts that she gave the women. That's actually like another level.
Yes, she actually did the boxing where she's putting in all the products. That she's getting a box. Oh this and oh this is mine and this is a collab with this. But I mean it's nice, but it's kind of self serving. I do love Uba telling Sy just go topless. I mean, none of the girl after my own heart right there, listen.
Uba is so far removed from any of the drama, but so necessary on this show because she's so funny and half the time doesn't even know what people are saying.
Yeah, we got to talk about that donkey comment because I don't get that at all.
None of them did.
They're all like, huh, why did anybody ask?
Well? Then, Jenna and her brother Spencer go to the Rockefella Center, where she had been hired to bring in new businesses to help present represent New York. Jenna tells Spencer that she has never been on a girl's trip before and she will not wear a bathing suit. Jenna gets insecure in a bathing suit because of her genetic disorder. Most people don't know it's a genetic disorder and make comments on it.
Okay, first of all, have you did you ever go on a girl's trip before Beverly Hills?
I okay, I used to always go on girls trip. When I was younger, all the time, like every chance before me got before for a marriage, I would go on girls trips often. Then I got married and I realized that I don't particularly like when Edwin goes on guys trips. So I kind of set down these new ground roles. I was like, you know what, I don't go on girls' trips either. And then now I've to be perfectly honest. Now I trust Edwin more than I probably did at the beginning of our mir Yeah, so I'm more open to go on girls trips, but it was mainly because of a marriage thing, not because I can't cope with Well.
Also after and you have kids, and it's hard, Like we travel with our job a lot, but it's hard when you have little kids to just be like, Okay, he said, I'm gonna go hang out with girls. It's not like that easy.
Well, you've got a job, you've got your kids, you've got all these things. But here here's what I I can one hundred percent if Jenna would have just said the following. One, I've never gone on a girl's trip. This is new for me. And two I've worked really hard to be able to put myself in business their first class whenever I want to and I want to go on my vacation a couple of days early, decompress, get a tan, shod my own skin.
Yeah.
Who gives a buck because honestly, that's boundaries.
Did you ever flown coach on Housewives?
On Housewives, Yeah, on a trip?
Do you they normally send us business class or first class?
Always? Business class?
Is so mean that there was no flights in first class to go at that time, like something for that?
Yeah, but I have blown coach to go to watch What Happens live because I chose to fly coach, yeah, to get the two scenes so that Edward could come with me.
Yeah. So I am working on that right now, going on the twelfth to watch It Happens live and then home right after.
Yeah. So I mean that being said, I was never There was one plane ride. I can't remember where we're going. It was maybe to learn Lynn, which may have been my first season, where half of the women upgraded themselves to first class and the rest of us stayed and business and it was very telling which ones of us guess which one I did?
You did business?
Yeah? I didn't upgrade myself. I didn't. Yeah, I mean business class is nice, like I was, Like, I still get to lay flat, like I don't have to spend the extra money. Right. Like, they don't sit you next to each other anyway on the plane because they don't want you to be talking to each other, so you all walk to each other anyhow.
Yeah, when you talk across the aisles and everybody gets pissed off.
If you're just one hundred percent transparent, none of the women would care. Listen, guys, I don't fly coach. I love you all. I'm going to fly business or first, and I'm also going to pay for my own hotel room to go. It's not like production was paying for her to go in first two days before everybody else and stay at the four seasons. That was a choice she made on her own. And if I was single and rich and worked really hard my whole entire life, I'm pretty sure I would do the same.
Yeah, exactly. Well, I just want to say to Jenna, I'm going to give her a little tip here because I am a girl covered in freckles and I don't like it. I hate it. I've always hated it. I cannot spray to hand because of that it grasps my freckles and turn some orange and I look like I have spots all over me. So what I have found CBS Sally Hanson's No, Sally Hanson's spray. You spray it on your arms, supposed to be for your legs or your arms, your legs, your body. It gives you a nice glow, it's waterproof, it does not stain your skin. Then at night you wash it off and it's all gone. Yeah, it's the best. I'm not going to spray hand before the reunion. I'm going to Sally Hansen it up.
I do wish a little bit she could talk a little bit more about the genetic issue so that we could really understand it. I do know that maybe she is and we're just not seeing it. I remember speaking a good amount because Slate has juvenile rheumatoria arthritis. I remember talking about it a lot, and about the medication she had to be on and how that they would cause seizures, and so it's always that like balance. But I do think it's hard to share things like that. But I also think if you could help somebody else, which also in that moment when she's talking about getting all this sun and you can tell she comes in with a sunburn.
I'm like, no, no, no, no, girl, People, sunburns are what actually can give you skin cancer. If my doctor has explained to me, sure you can go on the sun and you can get vitamin D, you can get a little bit.
Of a tan.
It's the actual sun burn. Yeah, and it might not happen for twenty years.
Well then Brain goes hiking with her brother. Bren says that twenty percent of the time she is stressed that she is thirty six single with no kids, and the other eighty percent she is happy to be single with no kids. Brent says that she wants the marriage, but she does not like the engagement part. Listen, she's runway. Someone just needs to tell Bren there's this thing. It's called you can elope. Yeah, like, just if you really love somebody, which I personally love in, get in. I'm like, uh sounds like I'm like, there's a g This is all I know. Like, if Gideon's your guy, just go alope. Cut out all the side stuff.
But that being said, up, I think she's too scared to get married. Like she had said it best when she said settling down and having a family to Bren means run, run, so she's programmed for that. I don't think we're going to see her sail down for a long time.
Then we see the scene with Jessel and Pat where they talk about how she's going on the girl's trip and then he wants to fly to Vietnam.
That bugged me so bad.
What part because Jessel's going to be on later this week.
I'm oh, my god, I am starting to love her. Period him like, oh, so he knows she's going for her job. Let's face it, Housewives is a job. Okay, She's going to go on a girl's trip. It's part of the job. And he's just being a dick like, well, then I'm going to Vietnam. I'm going to go have a sandwich, and then I'm going to turn around and go right back home. It's like, really, you're basically saying you're jealous that she's going somewhere, so you're gonna try to one uffr. I didn't like that.
And but the part that I didn't like that part, I don't even mind. But when he was like, well, she goes, well, my mom's not going to be here, so we need to figure it out, and he goes, well, no, that's something you're going to need to figure out.
No, I was going to go the same time she was going to be away.
No, I think he's planning on going once she's back. But the point is, if Edwin and I have to figure something out with our kids because it's our problem. Yeah, it's it's us figuring it out, like we are constantly. Granted he doesn't like to look at the family calendar, but there's a family calendar right there. I saw it.
It's in the kitchen. Guys, it's right there. She's got it a she is very organized.
I am very You probably.
Also have a map on your wall in pins on every state in country you've ever got.
No, I don't, because I am like.
Actually kind of like that. Vicky has one who does Vicky.
So there's no way I would because I have no idea what countries are where or what is inside of it, Like I would have failed the whare Portugal is the same.
Yeah, what she say she said a geography, She said geology.
She said geometry. I'm not good at geometry. Listen, I'm not good at geometry or geology or all of that or anything or a Gideon's name, anything with a Gus.
Have you ever met anybody's name Gideon?
No, that's a British it's a British.
Yeah, I mean I've met British people, but I've never but oh god, the Justl's husband. It just really made my blood boil. The way he was talking to her. It's like not I would love to hear him say like, oh my god, I have the best time. You deserve it. You have twins, you're working now, like go have fun. But no, it's like WEF you're going then I know it's like shut up.
Well, okay, I agree, But I also want to know which I'm going to ask Jessel. You guys, please submit any questions that you have for Jessel. I'm going to be interviewing her on Thursday because i'll be reunion.
Are you doing it alone or are you bringing in somebody? I like to do this alone. Yeah.
I feel like I feel like we have enough history of having the you know, miscarriages, IVF, all those things. We can dig into that stuff. But I also want some more fun, lighter questions that I can ask her things that we're missing. I also want to know if they've gotten it in. But I also wanted to point out one thing that I don't know that everybody really realizes. If you've had miscarriages and if you've gone through IVF, there is a stage where you are so scared once you've just had the implantation or I'm going to say the name wrong because I'm not a doctor, but where you're scared to have sex and your partner is scared to have sex with you because you don't want to mess anything up. Yeah, and then see them once you get into that habit of hey.
You're just damn tired with twins? How about that?
Maybe, or maybe you don't want somebody that's going to go to Vietnam for a fucking famiich.
And maybe their relationship is strained because of kids, Like, let's face it, when you go maybe go ahead, and when you're single for a long time, I don't know how old she is now, but and then you have kids, and then you have two at once. It puts a strain on your marriage for sure.
But maybe it's also because when you marry your best friend that you've been working on to change for the last ten years and then you decide to get married. Now you're going to be sexual issues.
There's gonna be sexual issues. But speaking of sexual issues, I just want to know what Uba meant when she said I will come here with a donkey.
I actually don't know.
But how about Aaron telling the girls that Jenna didn't want to fly coach and that's the real reason. Like she that was like the first thing that came out of her mouth. She was just that was like, that's housewife one on one. As soon as you have it's like, I will.
Honestly, I want to take off Aaron's face and just put Taram or Judge right there. As she did that, I was like, I know.
I'm like, that's my girl. That's the way she kid, that's the way. And I have storyline moving, gets this shit gone because I don't want to be filming here all day.
And honestly, you know what, f whoever told us that we weren't going to like Aaron or that Aaron was a pain in the ass, I agree Aaron moving, this storyline not the job. So well.
She didn't just say one, she said it around three times.
And she said in a really cute confessional outfit, I want to look cute on gene on Jane on Jean, but I don't I.
Have that gene on Jeane outfit. By the way, congratulations, Jenna, you have your second confessional look and the season's almost over.
What is their second confessional look?
She had a blazer or something on. It wasn't the white shirt with the pearl the black yeah, no, it was it was like a blazer look. Very cute.
Well either way. Then they sit down at dinner and the women they are going to, you know, they all arrive, they all start talking, and the women think it is icky that Jenna went on Instagram and posted all their gifts and that she wouldn't openly admit to wanting to fly first class or business. But until they did the flashbacks, I didn't realize realize how often Jenna does baby talk.
I was that was one of my questions too, So you did not notice it either, the baby talk.
But then I realized that I'm one of those people, like I do it. I'm like, that is my baby nob.
Yeah, but that's the baby daughter that's with your daughter. This is with grown outs and women. She has this little baby boy.
Do I do that too? Ever?
Have I been like Tammy Sue no, you haven't.
Now, well, now I'm going to tammy anytime you yelling me or her my feelings, I'm gonna do my baby boys. Well. The same same women who wouldn't eat at ketch suddenly appear to be very down to earth this episode.
Right, So uh one thing that bothered me calling something charming is right up there with Sweetie and honey are cute? Cute?
Done? Just shut up?
Do you think the girls are intimidated by Jenna?
Yes? I think Jenna is like she's fuck everybody money. Yeah, listen, I'm embarrassed about my decorations on my paid post tree.
Oh my goodness, nobody's asked me to decorate shit.
I mean, I don't know. I think they all. I also think because she's run Jenna has run so many businesses. She's also really good at like downsizing the drama. Like when the women start coming for her where I think maybe possibly you would then get upset. She doesn't come back. No, she's like, oh, I'm sorry this.
Did you say she was hanging out with Andy Cohen in the Hamptons?
She was, Oh my gosh, my eye.
It's kind of like Bethany back in the day. They used to be always Carol or care she gives me more Carol, and now Carol and Bethany are no longer in Andy's friend circle.
Be careful, Jenna, Andy, where are my text? You don't want to hang out in the Hamptons with me? Oh's the baby boy things? When did you?
When did you ever go to the Hamptons?
Will you go to Hampton together? We can all hang out and you can give me another job to meet fat All right, we're going to close out this episode. Thank you guys so much for tuning in. We will not have Tamar with Jessel because Betta's got to film the reunion. But say a prayer for me.
Say a prayer for me. If you have any advice for me for the reunion, please just send it right to my DM. I would love to hear it.
And send it to my DM as well, because I'd love to make fun of Tamara. Oh lovely. But we'll also be back later on in the week to recap Salt Lake. I had chills. Okay, we'll be back soon. H