Two teas in a pod with Teddy Melon Can't and camera Edge. Today's episode of to Tee and a Pod. We're just gonna tell everyone to go kick rocks and ff. It's one of those things, one of those days. It was quite a weekend. I had a headache, bad headache all weekend long. Me too, I had a headache, well mine started. Really I can't tell if I have a headache or something's wrong with my eyes, like me too, and and and it's so funny because yesterday we we were texting, and I think you said it first, you had a headache. I'm like, I do too. I was literally laying in my recliner, which I have. Actually, I'm done with it. I'm aficient, thank god, because I'm done with hearing about I know, I'm officially sleeping in bed, but I'm like a turtle when I'm on my back. I can't like, I'm surprised I have a bald spot in the back of my head because I can be it's very hard for me to move, I decide. Anyways, it's like my eyes hurt so bad, so made me believe that it was sinus is. But then we were talking about it and I'm like, girl, if I get my period just because you have it, our friendship is over. No, you said, if my period comes back just because a friend. I was like, if you under your menopause and come back. And I'm hoping that maybe these symptoms that I'm having are menopause. They're not menopause. There's a lot of symptoms to menopause. Actually I never really got symptoms. I will. All I know is in regards to the I mean, except for the belly game, and you have to really you know, buckle up on your diet and up your cardio and all those great things. Well, I the biggest thing for me is the fact that I really thought my eyes were fully going. I told you, I went to the eye doctor. They switched me. I just went back again after a couple of months, and they switched me to these progressive lenses so I can see far away and then when I look down, I can still see my phone. Like all They're kind of hard to adjust to, but I when I take them off anything further away than this computer screen, I cannot see. So I email my agent and I'm like, hey, I can't see when I don't have my glasses on. I don't like wearing contacts. Can you reach out and see if one of these like LASI places wants to do a deal with me? And he was like, yeah, perfect emails them. He's like, oh, they'd be interested. What's your prescription? So I called the doctor snident and they're like, your prescriptions too low to get lasix. So now I'm like, what is happening to Why can't I see? Okay, I did the same thing a little bit older than you. I did the same thing, and it's just aging eyes. I've always had really good vision, and like even now, my readers are like a one point two I think, and my distance isn't bad. And I went in there going, I have a brain tumor or I'm going blind. I don't know which one it is, but you need to do all the tests you have to do to figure this out. And she's like, your eye are actually really good for your age. I'm like, they're not. I'm telling you. She goes, it's just because you had You've had really good eyes at your whole life. I don't like this new transition. We'll just wait wait to close to you get to fifty well and plus that and I don't know how much I like share this, but because I have anxiety, because I have insomnia, I sometimes will take things to sleep, like unisalm or well listen to what I'm saying. So on Friday, I went to this nature path doctor who's like goes through and does all your testing and whatever, and he's like, you cannot be taking any of these things to help you sleep. You can't do it. Um, I'm here to tell you that I now am on seven dty two supplements like that he's given me, like all of these supplements, and I am I maybe slept twenty seven minutes each night. Like I'm like, so now even more so, I'm like I can't be taking things to sleep because now this is created this new like natal stuff like lights out from Veena. Why do you think I texted you yesterday? I'm going to send me lights out because I'm not sleeping for me, like the lights out, I only take a half of one now like before I used to take a full one. Now I'm going backwards. Well, I don't need you to brag. I just need you to send a little I'm gonna send it, send a package over because I can't. I need to be able to sleep because my memory is you know, it's gone to ship. But now I'm on five thousand supplements, trying to live my best laugh. At least I have energy today. Um. Good thing because the amount of the instagrams about all the things going on, and that's enough to keep you up all night long. I mean, I think I sent to our group text at like four am another update, like I'm like, up here we go another update. A lot of bullshit out there, a lot of people just coming to conclusions or assumptions and thinking they know at all. Um, here's here's the one thing that I can say from the beginning, because I did a little Q and A that said, like, what do you guys? What are the questions you have for me and Tamera? And everybody's like, Teddy, Tamera, have you spoken to Brandy? Have you had any conversation? Do you know what's going on? And the answer is no, no, nope, nope, nope, no, I do not. And I think no matter what it is that we see out there, all we can do is read like the people article that's here. I'm not going to go off with the a thousand bloggers are saying, I haven't had any personal conversations with Brandy or Caroline Manzo. And what we also have to remember is that Bravo or Peacock or any of the people involved have not issued any statement. So until we know something, all we can do is calm tis people, calm your tits. It sounds like it's going to be a exciting season of the Ultimate Girls Trip. We're excited for it. It's probably not gonna be out for quite some time, so I think we have to wait. And then obviously, when Girls Trip airs, we will be documenting what happens and give our opinions so that at that point we can say who we thought was right wrong, talk ship whatever we want to do, talk about what's inappropriate what's not. But going through one leaked like video of like a dinner setting and a million different bloggers assumptions on what happened, I'm like, nothing's been released, that's all we can do from here. Yeah. Well, the same person, the same person that leaked it, also leaked a story that Gretchen stole the show and that there's talks about a spinoff. Hold on what I didn't see this? Oh yeah, And I'm like, interesting, I wonder where who that came from hold on, Gretchen stole the show. That's that's the same person that leak the originally, I believe if I'm not mistaken, um well, the one thing I did here was that was not the case. Moving on, moving on to something I said from day one. You guys gave me heat about it. People DM me about it. But I said that I was not the world's biggest fan of Nina. I thought she was too rich, had too much to lose to ever be messing. She went out in class. She put out of a post that basically said, it was an honor I was. It was an honor to be part of the debut season of the Real House Was Dubai and to help Brabo bring this beloved franchise to the city I call home. Ali forty four said in a statement, I'm grateful to be I'm grateful to the network, Andy Cohen and the team at Truly Original for welcome me into this extended family and for embracing the diversity of riches Dubai. The diversity of richest Dubai has to offer has already brought me many exciting opportunities my way, including an emerging new business new home and new adventures. So for now, moving my attention away from the show will allow myself this space to focus on new challenges. So she went out. Stop it. I thought she was sweet and nice. She was sweet and nice, but just say it. She's being politically correct here. It's not politically correct. She doesn't what the network wants it. She wants it like you know, and like me like this fired me. I know I was the first one to ever do that. I was fired. I got fired just these kind of things. And then if I fighting new opportunities, I do wish her the best. I think she's I think she has a beautiful family. Yes, yes, but but she had too much loose. Do you know anything about this next story? You have any inside? Okay, So the next story is Robbie Williams's wife, Ida Field turns down the chance to become a real housewife in Beverly Hills despite a reported offer of a hundred and fifty thousand. This is coming from Daily Mail. I personally do not think i'da ever would have said yes to the show. I think she got an offer. I think she's friends with somebody that works on the show, and there's always like it's an extended like if you ever want to come on, we would love to have you, either as an offer or it's not an offer. They have no but I mean that's what she's everything. That's why I called bullshit because nobody knows what that offer is. If I got an offer for something, I wouldn't go out in the public and say but I was offered dollars and I turned it down. I don't think that happened, and I don't think she put it out there that that happened either. I think it's people speculating the same way that remember when they were like Denise was offered one million dollars to be on her first season of Her Half and I was like, bullshit. I just think Ida doesn't. I was like, really, we need to talk um. Yeah. The Daily Mail reported over the weekend that Eddie, myself and my son who in the picture is a little boy named Johnny who is nine years old, attended a supercross and I mean the parents sent me the message he is a little up and coming star, but he is not our son. I really thought you had a child I didn't know about. I know. I'm like, if we did have a son, it would be Eddie's dream son because he's a mother crosser. Um the next one to me, this is not shocking, but but we don't even know if this is true. We don't know if it's true. This is page six. Bravo has lost interest in the Real Housewives of New York Legacy as contracts talks stall over money. The Real Housewives of New York City Legacy show may not happen. Page six has learned because of a dispute about how much the cash should be paid. We're told that Bravo has hit pause on the contract associations, with sources close to the cast telling us the network is low bawling them, while production insiders huff that the talent talent think that they should essentially all what my guess is all the women have banned together said they want to make a certain amount. They're on a pause right now trying to figure that. I don't know. I would halfway believe it until I read towards the bottom where they think they should get the same amount as what friends got in their heyday, which is a million dollars. In episode Um, hold on, they met friends like friends, I find have friends, no friends. Friends The show friends. I'm sorry, please, That's when I'm like, Okay, this is a bullshit story. The day that you think that you're Jennifer Anniston anyone, Yeah, in your own reality TV that's that's when you need to check yourself. Boo, you need to check check yourself. So. I don't know, I haven't heard anything about this personally that it's on hold or whatever. Um, I think it's going to happen. I think it should happen. I also think they need Ramona. I also think I think they're just trying to figure it out. And sometimes when negotiations happen, they happen, and sometimes people link this stuff to try to, you know, what they want, get what they want, and which is so stupid because that's not the way to get what you want. Yeah, it's just gonna piss Yeah, yeah, stupid. But I gotta say, I mean, I kind of don't care. I'd rather watch Miami on Loop than Real Housewives of New York legacy. Um, but I know what, I know what they all have, and I love them. It's hard to compete with Miami, I'll give you that. I wouldn't mind just get some new girls in New York and throwing Dorenda, throwing Luin, throwing Sonja in some want like Leah, I oh, people really have issues with her. They have issues with you too. Guess what I want to pull? Speaking of? Oh, what was it? Let's make accept my award? Here? Wait? Should I get an award? Hold on, I wish I had an award. I'll pretend to candles an award. Um. So the award I one was who is who gets the most hate of any housewife? And it's between me, Melissa Gorga, Leah Giselle. Who's the last person? Oh that's it? And in a shocking turn of events, by a landslide, Oh my teddy, I did it. I am not you want it, says fifty six percent. I just looked it up. Um, I didn't know the other girls got hey. I mean we all get hate, we all get hate. So Melissa Organs hate, Yeah, she gets a lot about Um. She wouldn't be on without Teresa. She doesn't added him to the show. Teresa fans are brutal. They're like, you know lv LVP fans so like, once you do that person wrong, then um, but somebody said it. So this is why I embraced the hate and that same token. I got a text from somebody pretty high up over at another situation involving housewives, and they said, Hey, Teddy, I just wanted to say congratulations. You are officially the first housewife that has made the crossover into the podcast world and made it a success. So, Tamra, that goes to you, as I was gonna say, what about me, bitch, I brought you on. No, but it's a brand new podcast. I didn't realize that it was us. I didn't realize that we were the first one. I didn't get that. I didn't get that message. You want me to copy and paste and send it to you just so it feels like you got it. Yeah, I share it with you, tamp But my point is I didn't even realize. I was like, in the same token that we get. I get a lot of hate, You get a lot of hate. You're probably gonna get more hate. One Oh, I'm I've already started. I'm turning my social media off when I go back to the show. I have a lot of lovely moments, but I have a lot of heated moments. So you know, guys, don't hate on me. You want to be back you want to be fired like you're never happy, So just just roll with it, Okay. Can I ask you a question? Just now? I come from a good place. I just need to ask you a question because I'm starting to already think about it. This was one of the questions, when is the show coming back? I know you can't answer. My guess is like the next couple of months. If if allegedly Beverly Hills is going to start filming shortly, then we've got what do we have coming out that's about to start? Jersey? We have Jersey next week, Jersey next week, and um, which is you guys so good? We are watch the first episode so I literally got chills when the opening, I literally got chills. We cannot give anything away, but we will be recapping it and you are going to love it. And we love one of the new girls. We're not gonna tell you which one. Oh my god, I love her so much. I have never seen a newbie come out of the gate like that, like I love you. I love them all. If I could just go to another show, it would be Jersey because I feel like I'm misunderstood. I'm misunderstood in Orange County. I can go over to Jersey and I can throw things and I can yell and scream and then we can be friends again and you know, no big deal. Oh see, it's kind of looked, it's kind of frowned upon. Well, this is That's what brings me to my next question. You and I can RaSE each other like we just did about the first podcast, those types of things. But how are you going to take it if I have to recap with you and whoever it is that's going to be, you know, my my co host during Orange County times, and I'm not going to see I to eye with you. Not well, bitch, No, you know what honestly, Um, of course, go for it. Like there's people that I did. This is what I just need to know from you. No matter, I will be fine. I will be fine. I know when I'm an asshole. I know when I look like an asshole. Um. You know, I wasn't on great terms with Emily last year. You know, I hadn't talked to her, but I left the show and not on good terms. But last season when I watched it, I said a lot of great things about her. Because when you're watching as a viewer like we do, like you take it for each episode. If you're comparing our friendship to be as close as he was an Emily, right now, I'm offended. I find you a professional except for when it comes to Beverly Hills. Except for recapping and Beverly Hills. I expect you to do your job, Teddy, all right, then I expect you to not get your feelings hurt and be Do you know I don't have any feelings? Listen, Sometimes you have feelings I can tell, and sometimes and but the we have about a feelings as they're diminishing, they go quickly. I get piste or hurt, and then I'm like, okay, what's next She'll but know what she does? Guys, she just won't write me back, So then I have to She makes me call, and then I have to be like, and w is worse? Is worse? Because then in my hand, I'm like, ah, she's calling now, and so I have to call. And I'm like, hey, we're good, I'm fine. I just annoyed me when this happened, blah blah blah, and I'm like, we have to make me call? I hate calling people? Uh so do I? UM? But at least you call you're good. Like if you were piste off of me, I'm like Fox, She'll get over it. Yeah, I do get over I mean that, but I've never been that pissed off at you. But I'm an overthinker, so I always think people are pressed off of me, and you know what most of the time they are. Yeah, well is what it's screw that they can't take a joke. Screw them. Um, let's see if we have any more questions we need to answer before we get going on the Potomac recap. Before we start Potomac, I just want to say it's very serious conversation. I don't care how close we are. I don't care how drunk we are. I don't ever want to see your cookie. Um, I don't think I'm trying to think. I mean I accidentally saw your chips the one time because you wore that jacket that kept coming one busted my should we put it? I mean, we really used a high class through sequence. Yeah. But what I am seeing the most of in regards to this Potomac episode, which I didn't necessarily think that much, and I'm curious what you did, is people are thinking this is all for in a made up situation that they just did for drama. Do you think that I didn't. That didn't even enter my mind. I know, so I felt like this was kind of a filler. It's kind of a filler, you know. They're back from their trip and it was just I feel like it was kind of a filler. But like fam thoughts, we're gonna start their force not organic. This is awkward. Charis may have started the group, but there's absolutely no reason she needs to be there. I love that these women are confident, but this feels so forced, like everyone is going on that kind of there was a lot of girls stuff. Let's take a little break and then we come back and discuss. So we are back to talk about Potomac, and we start with Robin talking about her wedding. And I gotta tell you this. I saw Bobin's family fun day. Do you remember that? Yes? After watching that, I don't know that I need to see how the planning of a two person wedding goes and if getting your nails done a cake and figuring out what hairstyle you need to do takes you more a uh yeah. But what I did like is that the official whistleblower of Potomac showed up just to drop a bomb and walk out. If she comes in like she was st on vacation, and I'm talking about Ashley. She walks in like dressed like she's on vacation, dropped the bomb off, they left. But did you see how excited she was to do it? Yes, this is why I love her. You're not beating around the bush, if you know what I mean. But she is like They're like yeah, They're like, hey, guys, nobody else wants to go in there and talk about this. So as she's like, pick me, I'll do it. I'm really busy right now, somewhere to go, but I'll just drop in, drop the bomb, and get out. And I don't even have time to watch. Look at the second dress leads me to my next question, which is about the dresses. I know I'm no fashionista, but I don't know that I would go to Giselle to help me pick out my wedding dress. Oh snack, you're really going there? Well, I think Giselle is beautiful, but I'm not like, wow, you know what I say. If you're going to Jamaica, put on a bathing suit, go on the beach like just it doesn't have to be formal. You don't have to have this. She's making this seem like it's only two people, but yet she's having her kids fit for Texas or suits and she's gonna wear a full on gown. My guess is it's going to be all the same people that are at her brother's wedding, because remember it's the day after. Do you think that's really going to happen, because I don't want that actually happened, because didn't we hear she just got married? Well, yeah, well we haven't seen anything. That's why we haven't if we if she have just gotten married, we would have if it's not that there was a report that she just recently took out I think, didn't I hear she just recently took out a marriage license, just like in the last month or so. But some people get married in other countries and then they don't actually file and then they have to Yeah, like I got married in Paris and it's not like legally binding until you do it at the courthouse. And I never thought about that. Um, I don't know. But Giselle suggests a bachelotte party steak in Lobster Strip Club and I thought when I heard her say that that's not a thing. That is not a thing, it's a it was a thing. I mean, steak looked pretty disgusting. But um, but before we even get to the that portion, it seems obvious that Giselle already knew what Ashley was going to drop the t on, Like, how would she Why do you say that? Because how would she just guess that out of anywhere? She's like, oh, so we all hung out and then she's like, are you saying Vagina catch that I didn't catch Yes, like she she like act like I'm not gonna she got a little over excited. Yeah, like it's definitely one of those things, like she probably heard from somebody else. Yeah, I think this is all like I mean something about this, like maybe the group Chad had been discussing it, because all of them are now that I have looked at the fans thoughts, all of them handled it pretty well. The only person we don't know how they handled it is Wendy because she hasn't been any of the group things. But we do see a confessional where she talks about it and she seems chill. Yeah, um, question, Yeah, do you go to strip clubs with Edwin. No. No, so, um, I mean I have, like in Vegas. I don't think I've ever gone to this strip club with Eddie ever. I mean he went for a bachelor party, but it was filmed, but I didn't go. I mean I don't. It's not something like if we're gonna party, we'd rather like party with our friends. And you know, I think I'm at that age now where it's good I've done it before. Like me, it's like, yeah, I go for lunch, have a little steak and lobster and a little vigin j in my face. I'm like, wait, what you go by yourself? Okay. So then Robin says Karen's not invited to her bachelor party and she doesn't believe Wendy is genuine and wants to be a friend, so she isn't invited either. Do you think this is more than wanting to punish Karen and Wendy with less screen time or I don't know. I never really thought about like that if my mind doesn't go there, But um, it's just a dick move. I guess like, Okay, I'm gonna cause some drama. We're back from our trip cause drama. I'm not gonna invite two people. That means those two people are gonna go and talk and it's gonna stir up more ships. And you know, but I first house five hamster whale, Well, I thought Karen. I I understand why Karen wasn't invited to this. I was like, listen, she she took it too far. But Windy, I would have laughed too if I heard Karen say that one was hitting on her like that was like, it's like, come on, Karen, come on, um, let's stop that, let's stop. So it was Wendy and Karen were the ones that went to lunch, right, Yeah, Wendy and Karen much to lunch. Oh what about Karen then being like I'm going to make sure that Robin sees this. And it's her with the candle wicked thing, and she's like handing the check and then she's like take a picture of this, as if Robin's gonna be so jealous, like we're not gonna see this home alright, but the thing is next to the weird for somebody that has a business and we move a lot of product, like I don't hand it. What if she handy counts. She evidently she bought a certain amount. I don't know what it was, but then she paid for eight thousand of them and she gave it a positive, like five thousand personal check. I'm confused. I'm like, that's weird, but it's hard of business. But okay, yeah, but I had to die laughing when they were talking, Windy and Camera talking at lunch, and she said something like, well, I don't care about the picture. They wouldn't show me the picture, but I don't care about the picture. Then they do a flash and Wendy's like, um, can I see the picture? And Robin goes, no, you good, No, you're good younderstand No they I mean they don't even know the picture. It's fine. Um. Then we get the okay came what Ashley calls Robin at lunch? Blow the whistle? Guess what Ba's rat party. You're not invited, Gotta go bike like she's the hardest working housewives and Bravo verse like she really little Pike sazed, baptized and highly prized. She just goes and drops bots everywhere. I love when you credit yourself, what do you compliment someone else? That's icon Icon moves but she doesn't so effortlessly. But I don't know why she doesn't bother me when she doesn't neither unless she's happy to do it. She does it with a smile. She can tell you to go f off with a smile and you're like, okay, I know, because then we need to get to like what happens with her later in the episode where she took that well too, which also made me think that they already know this was coming. Um, it's like, you can't piss Ashley off. It just doesn't happen. She doesn't have that gene. I don't think. Well, it's happened in the past, but it hasn't really happened this season. Um. Maybe it's happy because she's getting some d from people other than Glum. Thank Um. Then Candice is giving the narrative of Mexico and the Lowdown, give your husband the Lowdown, and he loves that. Yeah, but Chris is actually quite lovely at taking a low down, Like he even asked questions. He's like, did you guys, uh, did you do anything other than talk about the husband's the entire time? Um? And then he goes, oh, there goes Wendy going after another husband. But my favorite part of this was the old ladies was fighting. I know, I know, I know I died because I would I would have fallen into that old lady category because what is she thirty two or something? Between that and grabbing on that cookie monster okay, bitch in front of me, Like I realized, why is Candice able to make an insult? So funny? But who was she calling a cookie as monster? Brand is a friend? Okay? I didn't catch that with the eyebrows. Yeah, so I looked down at my phone because I'm taking notes, and then I hear her say that I look up and that it was gone and I I didn't bother to rewind. Then Mia tells Giselle, So this is like when they're planning the actual bachelorette party, and I was surprised that it was the first time Giselle was ever at MIA's house. But people were commenting online, is that really me his house? It didn't look like me as how it's not her house anymore? Um, well yeah, but people are saying that entryway looked like the entry way that she's in now that place of the penthouse she's in, So people are trying to decipher that she doesn't have the penthouse anymore. No, she has these, she doesn't have her house anymore. She's in a penthouse now. Um. But Mia tells Giselle that Wendy showed her vagina and spread her legs, and Mia showed Wendy Hurst too. Mia thinks Wendy hasn't been jealous of her, it was just sexual and ergy. Mia says Wendy did touch her, but I want to fancy I called it my via. Mia says Wendy did touch her vagina and said it was pretty Um. Isn't wrong that we don't really get to see Windy side of this story? Or did production just used to be a final point of contention. I feel like we will hear. I don't think we're done with this story. But another thing I'd have to say is, um, this cannot be good for Wendy's business. Isn't she a professional? Well? I mean I think being a professional and being sexually explorative is fine. Telling on national spread my like like certain people that yeah, the certain people have um careers that I've done it before, and they're like, oh, I could never do that. I would It would lose this actual career this is where I think it's problematic, and it's one thing that Mia said said I think to Giselle, but she said, um, we didn't take it any further because we hadn't discussed it with our husband's I haven't got an approval. But then later on in the episode we find out that they allegedly kissed. So then did they take it further or did they not? And then all of a sudden it came out that there was a group for kiss Oh my god, if somebody is as a black eye, I'm out. Um, I don't know, but I say I I like t I think until I hear her position on that, like, because the way she kind of said it was like she said, Remember she said she wants to eat my box. And then that's what Wendy said about Mia, and then Mia is changing it and saying it was all Wendy. So until I hear Wendy side, I am not prone to trust any Look at you being like an attorney and ship. If I can't help it, I got big bread. You want to hear both. I want to hear have lost your house, black curve, listen to you. I want to hear both sides here's the thing. I don't really love either of these women. They're not like you're giving them both the benefit of them. I want to give them both the benefit of the doubt. I don't like that I solely heard one side. And um, I also don't like how Mia talked about her friend again about Jacqueline. What she saying, Well, remember she was like, yeah, she called me and blah blah blah. And then they pan to like an old clip of where Jacqueline's calling her to apologize and she doesn't even like acknowledge her. Why is Jacqueline apologizing? Well, because, I mean, that's the thing. That's where you realize the relationship is skewed because essentially Mia is in a position of power over Jacqueline. But we don't know if it's true, right, right, We don't know if any of this is true. Um. And Plus Candice had already said she doesn't even remember how she got to the shower that night. And then all of a sudden, when it comes up that they may have had a group for kiss, we don't who knows. They're all hammered, they don't know what happened. Um, and nobody had a black guy. Um. Then The next thing is Ashley and Mia wearing the same jump suit. Who do you think wore it better? I think they both were great. To be honest with you, I think Mia is very I mean such different body types. To me, is like tall and curvy and Ashley so petite. I think they look both look great. It made me literally get online and start looking at catsuits and made me well, of course you already wore one. What you're coming, I know, but I have another interview, so I'm like, what's my third look going to be naked? Uh? You know they have those naked dresses now, and I'm like, now with the belly buttons, I know, I'm like, I just got my own belly buttons, so maybe I'll just show that off. Yeah, just you know what, I think I'm wearing crop top, but I didn't think it was funny when this is what I like about Ashley. She doesn't take herself to seriously. Like She's like, you know what, it takes a certain kind of hoe to go online and purchase that naked ass uh lilac jumpsuit and so the fact that hose no hoes and we both put this in like she just writes said herself and then what did what did uh? Oh gosh, what did oh? Mia? Was it Mia that said She's more like a garden snake and I'm a anaconda. I'm like me, I always have to take it to the next level. Okay, So I'm gonna ask you if you had to look at one of their cookies, Miya's or Ashley's, who would it be? Who do you think? Ashley? Yeah? Yeah, But here we go again, another Spurner van with a money gun. Not the money gun. I might have used the money gun this season. I had, I know, and I've never even seen one ever in my life. And there you'll see when the show comes out, like why I had one very fitting for the situation. But I'm like, ah, CRUs wanted a money gun for Christmas and he got one. He thinks it's cool to be I know. And then but then I got so annoyed because I'm a super clean person and they're all sitting there talking to there's there's the fake dollar bills everywhere, and I'm like, pick those up. You gotta put how much tacked up to take a fake money gun? Like if you're going to bring a money gun to a strip club. You put full one down there. Yeah, no, I'm never gonna want fake money thrown at them. Um. They throw some dollars on some strippers though, and those I was very shocked to see like that they got clearance there at a strip club and there and I know, and how much they showed of them. Yeah, I mean I thought it was a fun scene. Minus um uh they were having I think maybe there was music and it was cut out because you can tell that the women they're either drunk or they can't hear each other, keep getting lost in the story. There was music, and I don't think it's well it was probably cleared music, but there was music when they were eating, and I was having a hard time hearing them because the music was so loud. Yeah, yeah, true. But then they get to the part where Robins having fun. I like Robin this episode, Like she's just kind of going for it. She's enjoying like her life. She's she's a good party or you can tell that she Um, she's one of those people. She's a good drunk. It's not like she changes who she is right Like, she's not. I mean, we're not the best drunks. No, we're far from the best drunks. She is a good drunk because like you get like she's even passed out on the way home, But like she doesn't say anything stupid to anyone. She's not like I'm like, wow, I want to be that way when I yeah, we'll stop after five and drink is um. But then Ashley starts talking about Michael and how he isn't dating and so she's not dating. And then Candis drops a bomb, well Michael was in his restaurant with another woman. And then Ashley kind of takes it and she doesn't even get emotional, She has no big reaction, which leads me the next thing. Did she already know probably, but considering getting back together with Michael. I just looked at her like, no, I know what I think. Just stop thinking that. Just sit there, eat your steak and lobster with a little v JJ and Teddy's on the side. Don't get back with Michael, don't get back to um. But it's weird. When Candice dropped that information, I one million percent believed her because I don't think she was doing it in a malicious way. She was doing it in a way like I'm trying to help you out like whether Ashley knew or not, Like you can't go there because this is fact versus where Shariss is trying to get us to believe that the Grandam was in some dirty ass bathroom getting bent over the dice and and dryer. Oh my god, that doesn't really make sense to me. It well, I mean, well, we don't know, but they're really making her out to look bad. They're saying horrible things about her character. She's a married woman to say that she sleeps around and gets drunk and all these things, like everybody I would not. They also said that she lost her license. I don't know if they said that in the past, but like that I know she's not even there. Yeah, I was like, wow, it's brutal, Like the way these girls talk about each other is brutal, and that stuff it's viral, and then you can imagine like all the ship they get on social media about it, all the trolls out there that it's like, I mean, what what she's Sharis also says. Sharis says Karen is known in Potonac to get drunk and any that comes her way God, and that she's a complete liar, that she's a liar and workers in the bathroom. Yep, so I would not be on that franchise. They go after marriages, they go after careers, they go after character. But you want to be on Jersey. What do you think they go after their different there? That these these guys are brutal I Jersey like, I don't know, Arra, No, they're higher. Last two seasons has been about other people's affarers on Jersey. Well, they're not happen to fare so I don't feel like they're this bad like every episode is about, you know, talking about somebody's husband or I don't know. Well, then Mia says she talked to Gordon and he said most men who are older than their younger wives get to a point where they can no longer please their wives. So if they love their wife, they let them date. She thinks, maybe, Ray, let's Karen do this? Oh, come on, Um, okay, if you're in for a very long time, like in Karen's ose Ring Chicken Shew, the relationship seemed really forced. Um, And I don't know if if our husbands couldn't perform, do you think they would be okay with us dating other men? No, there's other things you can do um. I don't know. I think that. So I have my quotes of the episode. Okay, drunken horror from No University, that's a good one. I don't remember who said it, uh Giselle said it because and the other one Karen had called her a drunken horror from Hampton University who ended up in sing sing if you can't climb the stairs, you can't climb Karen? Who said that? I don't I can't remember. I think it might have been Mia. I don't know. But next week we see Chris losing his ship. I'm like, no, Chris, um, Well that's it. We just had the Yeah it was. I mean it was overall pretty good episode, a vacation already stirring up some new drama. I also want to know why Ashley's husband isn't filming at all. He seems enough like a star effort that like he still would want to be on Michael. Yeah, I mean he's being talked about regardless. It didn't some ship go down with him in production and him the whole season after that, Oh we did. Okay, Then there goes that theory, maybe he just doesn't want to maybe she doesn't want him to, um, what about how they I mean, he's no Lenny, that's for sure. Lenny had a big shout out on one of the late night shows. I saw Lisa Hawkstein posted it. Um, Oh, must not have been a good shout out then, yeah, no it was. They were talking about like how amazing it was on Late Night with Seth Myers, and they were talking about how amazing, uh Peacock is and Miami and how people are obsessed and the most hated man out there is Lenny. Congratulations, Lenny, you want a pole? Lenny? Cheers, buddy. Should we do a poll? Who's the most hated house husband? Okay? Here are contestants. Drumwall please uh number one, Lenny, number two option, David Badour third option, Michael Darby fourth option. Jim Edmonds got the option Brooks, Oh, you've gotta throw in a wild card. We gotta throwing But what does it mean that most of these guys are from Orange County? Wow? Just makes my husband look that much better. So feel free to vote below and also submit who you despise the most of the house husbands and house boyfriends because we love a pole, A little shady pole there, all right? Thanks you guys, we will get back to you later this week and we will be recapping Miami and what else of Salt Lake Salt Lake reunion. Yes, all right, okay, talk to then, Bye bye,

Two teas in a pod with Teddy Melon Can't and camera Edge. Today's episode of to Tee and a Pod. We're just gonna tell everyone to go kick rocks and ff. It's one of those things, one of those days. It was quite a weekend. I had a headache, bad headache all weekend long. Me too, I had a headache, well mine started. Really I can't tell if I have a headache or something's wrong with my eyes, like me too, and and and it's so funny because yesterday we we were texting, and I think you said it first, you had a headache. I'm like, I do too. I was literally laying in my recliner, which I have. Actually, I'm done with it. I'm aficient, thank god, because I'm done with hearing about I know, I'm officially sleeping in bed, but I'm like a turtle when I'm on my back. I can't like, I'm surprised I have a bald spot in the back of my head because I can be it's very hard for me to move, I decide. Anyways, it's like my eyes hurt so bad, so made me believe that it was sinus is. But then we were talking about it and I'm like, girl, if I get my period just because you have it, our friendship is over. No, you said, if my period comes back just because a friend. I was like, if you under your menopause and come back. And I'm hoping that maybe these symptoms that I'm having are menopause. They're not menopause. There's a lot of symptoms to menopause. Actually I never really got symptoms. I will. All I know is in regards to the I mean, except for the belly game, and you have to really you know, buckle up on your diet and up your cardio and all those great things. Well, I the biggest thing for me is the fact that I really thought my eyes were fully going. I told you, I went to the eye doctor. They switched me. I just went back again after a couple of months, and they switched me to these progressive lenses so I can see far away and then when I look down, I can still see my phone. Like all They're kind of hard to adjust to, but I when I take them off anything further away than this computer screen, I cannot see. So I email my agent and I'm like, hey, I can't see when I don't have my glasses on. I don't like wearing contacts. Can you reach out and see if one of these like LASI places wants to do a deal with me? And he was like, yeah, perfect emails them. He's like, oh, they'd be interested. What's your prescription? So I called the doctor snident and they're like, your prescriptions too low to get lasix. So now I'm like, what is happening to Why can't I see? Okay, I did the same thing a little bit older than you. I did the same thing, and it's just aging eyes. I've always had really good vision, and like even now, my readers are like a one point two I think, and my distance isn't bad. And I went in there going, I have a brain tumor or I'm going blind. I don't know which one it is, but you need to do all the tests you have to do to figure this out. And she's like, your eye are actually really good for your age. I'm like, they're not. I'm telling you. She goes, it's just because you had You've had really good eyes at your whole life. I don't like this new transition. We'll just wait wait to close to you get to fifty well and plus that and I don't know how much I like share this, but because I have anxiety, because I have insomnia, I sometimes will take things to sleep, like unisalm or well listen to what I'm saying. So on Friday, I went to this nature path doctor who's like goes through and does all your testing and whatever, and he's like, you cannot be taking any of these things to help you sleep. You can't do it. Um, I'm here to tell you that I now am on seven dty two supplements like that he's given me, like all of these supplements, and I am I maybe slept twenty seven minutes each night. Like I'm like, so now even more so, I'm like I can't be taking things to sleep because now this is created this new like natal stuff like lights out from Veena. Why do you think I texted you yesterday? I'm going to send me lights out because I'm not sleeping for me, like the lights out, I only take a half of one now like before I used to take a full one. Now I'm going backwards. Well, I don't need you to brag. I just need you to send a little I'm gonna send it, send a package over because I can't. I need to be able to sleep because my memory is you know, it's gone to ship. But now I'm on five thousand supplements, trying to live my best laugh. At least I have energy today. Um. Good thing because the amount of the instagrams about all the things going on, and that's enough to keep you up all night long. I mean, I think I sent to our group text at like four am another update, like I'm like, up here we go another update. A lot of bullshit out there, a lot of people just coming to conclusions or assumptions and thinking they know at all. Um, here's here's the one thing that I can say from the beginning, because I did a little Q and A that said, like, what do you guys? What are the questions you have for me and Tamera? And everybody's like, Teddy, Tamera, have you spoken to Brandy? Have you had any conversation? Do you know what's going on? And the answer is no, no, nope, nope, nope, no, I do not. And I think no matter what it is that we see out there, all we can do is read like the people article that's here. I'm not going to go off with the a thousand bloggers are saying, I haven't had any personal conversations with Brandy or Caroline Manzo. And what we also have to remember is that Bravo or Peacock or any of the people involved have not issued any statement. So until we know something, all we can do is calm tis people, calm your tits. It sounds like it's going to be a exciting season of the Ultimate Girls Trip. We're excited for it. It's probably not gonna be out for quite some time, so I think we have to wait. And then obviously, when Girls Trip airs, we will be documenting what happens and give our opinions so that at that point we can say who we thought was right wrong, talk ship whatever we want to do, talk about what's inappropriate what's not. But going through one leaked like video of like a dinner setting and a million different bloggers assumptions on what happened, I'm like, nothing's been released, that's all we can do from here. Yeah. Well, the same person, the same person that leaked it, also leaked a story that Gretchen stole the show and that there's talks about a spinoff. Hold on what I didn't see this? Oh yeah, And I'm like, interesting, I wonder where who that came from hold on, Gretchen stole the show. That's that's the same person that leak the originally, I believe if I'm not mistaken, um well, the one thing I did here was that was not the case. Moving on, moving on to something I said from day one. You guys gave me heat about it. People DM me about it. But I said that I was not the world's biggest fan of Nina. I thought she was too rich, had too much to lose to ever be messing. She went out in class. She put out of a post that basically said, it was an honor I was. It was an honor to be part of the debut season of the Real House Was Dubai and to help Brabo bring this beloved franchise to the city I call home. Ali forty four said in a statement, I'm grateful to be I'm grateful to the network, Andy Cohen and the team at Truly Original for welcome me into this extended family and for embracing the diversity of riches Dubai. The diversity of richest Dubai has to offer has already brought me many exciting opportunities my way, including an emerging new business new home and new adventures. So for now, moving my attention away from the show will allow myself this space to focus on new challenges. So she went out. Stop it. I thought she was sweet and nice. She was sweet and nice, but just say it. She's being politically correct here. It's not politically correct. She doesn't what the network wants it. She wants it like you know, and like me like this fired me. I know I was the first one to ever do that. I was fired. I got fired just these kind of things. And then if I fighting new opportunities, I do wish her the best. I think she's I think she has a beautiful family. Yes, yes, but but she had too much loose. Do you know anything about this next story? You have any inside? Okay, So the next story is Robbie Williams's wife, Ida Field turns down the chance to become a real housewife in Beverly Hills despite a reported offer of a hundred and fifty thousand. This is coming from Daily Mail. I personally do not think i'da ever would have said yes to the show. I think she got an offer. I think she's friends with somebody that works on the show, and there's always like it's an extended like if you ever want to come on, we would love to have you, either as an offer or it's not an offer. They have no but I mean that's what she's everything. That's why I called bullshit because nobody knows what that offer is. If I got an offer for something, I wouldn't go out in the public and say but I was offered dollars and I turned it down. I don't think that happened, and I don't think she put it out there that that happened either. I think it's people speculating the same way that remember when they were like Denise was offered one million dollars to be on her first season of Her Half and I was like, bullshit. I just think Ida doesn't. I was like, really, we need to talk um. Yeah. The Daily Mail reported over the weekend that Eddie, myself and my son who in the picture is a little boy named Johnny who is nine years old, attended a supercross and I mean the parents sent me the message he is a little up and coming star, but he is not our son. I really thought you had a child I didn't know about. I know. I'm like, if we did have a son, it would be Eddie's dream son because he's a mother crosser. Um the next one to me, this is not shocking, but but we don't even know if this is true. We don't know if it's true. This is page six. Bravo has lost interest in the Real Housewives of New York Legacy as contracts talks stall over money. The Real Housewives of New York City Legacy show may not happen. Page six has learned because of a dispute about how much the cash should be paid. We're told that Bravo has hit pause on the contract associations, with sources close to the cast telling us the network is low bawling them, while production insiders huff that the talent talent think that they should essentially all what my guess is all the women have banned together said they want to make a certain amount. They're on a pause right now trying to figure that. I don't know. I would halfway believe it until I read towards the bottom where they think they should get the same amount as what friends got in their heyday, which is a million dollars. In episode Um, hold on, they met friends like friends, I find have friends, no friends. Friends The show friends. I'm sorry, please, That's when I'm like, Okay, this is a bullshit story. The day that you think that you're Jennifer Anniston anyone, Yeah, in your own reality TV that's that's when you need to check yourself. Boo, you need to check check yourself. So. I don't know, I haven't heard anything about this personally that it's on hold or whatever. Um, I think it's going to happen. I think it should happen. I also think they need Ramona. I also think I think they're just trying to figure it out. And sometimes when negotiations happen, they happen, and sometimes people link this stuff to try to, you know, what they want, get what they want, and which is so stupid because that's not the way to get what you want. Yeah, it's just gonna piss Yeah, yeah, stupid. But I gotta say, I mean, I kind of don't care. I'd rather watch Miami on Loop than Real Housewives of New York legacy. Um, but I know what, I know what they all have, and I love them. It's hard to compete with Miami, I'll give you that. I wouldn't mind just get some new girls in New York and throwing Dorenda, throwing Luin, throwing Sonja in some want like Leah, I oh, people really have issues with her. They have issues with you too. Guess what I want to pull? Speaking of? Oh, what was it? Let's make accept my award? Here? Wait? Should I get an award? Hold on, I wish I had an award. I'll pretend to candles an award. Um. So the award I one was who is who gets the most hate of any housewife? And it's between me, Melissa Gorga, Leah Giselle. Who's the last person? Oh that's it? And in a shocking turn of events, by a landslide, Oh my teddy, I did it. I am not you want it, says fifty six percent. I just looked it up. Um, I didn't know the other girls got hey. I mean we all get hate, we all get hate. So Melissa Organs hate, Yeah, she gets a lot about Um. She wouldn't be on without Teresa. She doesn't added him to the show. Teresa fans are brutal. They're like, you know lv LVP fans so like, once you do that person wrong, then um, but somebody said it. So this is why I embraced the hate and that same token. I got a text from somebody pretty high up over at another situation involving housewives, and they said, Hey, Teddy, I just wanted to say congratulations. You are officially the first housewife that has made the crossover into the podcast world and made it a success. So, Tamra, that goes to you, as I was gonna say, what about me, bitch, I brought you on. No, but it's a brand new podcast. I didn't realize that it was us. I didn't realize that we were the first one. I didn't get that. I didn't get that message. You want me to copy and paste and send it to you just so it feels like you got it. Yeah, I share it with you, tamp But my point is I didn't even realize. I was like, in the same token that we get. I get a lot of hate, You get a lot of hate. You're probably gonna get more hate. One Oh, I'm I've already started. I'm turning my social media off when I go back to the show. I have a lot of lovely moments, but I have a lot of heated moments. So you know, guys, don't hate on me. You want to be back you want to be fired like you're never happy, So just just roll with it, Okay. Can I ask you a question? Just now? I come from a good place. I just need to ask you a question because I'm starting to already think about it. This was one of the questions, when is the show coming back? I know you can't answer. My guess is like the next couple of months. If if allegedly Beverly Hills is going to start filming shortly, then we've got what do we have coming out that's about to start? Jersey? We have Jersey next week, Jersey next week, and um, which is you guys so good? We are watch the first episode so I literally got chills when the opening, I literally got chills. We cannot give anything away, but we will be recapping it and you are going to love it. And we love one of the new girls. We're not gonna tell you which one. Oh my god, I love her so much. I have never seen a newbie come out of the gate like that, like I love you. I love them all. If I could just go to another show, it would be Jersey because I feel like I'm misunderstood. I'm misunderstood in Orange County. I can go over to Jersey and I can throw things and I can yell and scream and then we can be friends again and you know, no big deal. Oh see, it's kind of looked, it's kind of frowned upon. Well, this is That's what brings me to my next question. You and I can RaSE each other like we just did about the first podcast, those types of things. But how are you going to take it if I have to recap with you and whoever it is that's going to be, you know, my my co host during Orange County times, and I'm not going to see I to eye with you. Not well, bitch, No, you know what honestly, Um, of course, go for it. Like there's people that I did. This is what I just need to know from you. No matter, I will be fine. I will be fine. I know when I'm an asshole. I know when I look like an asshole. Um. You know, I wasn't on great terms with Emily last year. You know, I hadn't talked to her, but I left the show and not on good terms. But last season when I watched it, I said a lot of great things about her. Because when you're watching as a viewer like we do, like you take it for each episode. If you're comparing our friendship to be as close as he was an Emily, right now, I'm offended. I find you a professional except for when it comes to Beverly Hills. Except for recapping and Beverly Hills. I expect you to do your job, Teddy, all right, then I expect you to not get your feelings hurt and be Do you know I don't have any feelings? Listen, Sometimes you have feelings I can tell, and sometimes and but the we have about a feelings as they're diminishing, they go quickly. I get piste or hurt, and then I'm like, okay, what's next She'll but know what she does? Guys, she just won't write me back, So then I have to She makes me call, and then I have to be like, and w is worse? Is worse? Because then in my hand, I'm like, ah, she's calling now, and so I have to call. And I'm like, hey, we're good, I'm fine. I just annoyed me when this happened, blah blah blah, and I'm like, we have to make me call? I hate calling people? Uh so do I? UM? But at least you call you're good. Like if you were piste off of me, I'm like Fox, She'll get over it. Yeah, I do get over I mean that, but I've never been that pissed off at you. But I'm an overthinker, so I always think people are pressed off of me, and you know what most of the time they are. Yeah, well is what it's screw that they can't take a joke. Screw them. Um, let's see if we have any more questions we need to answer before we get going on the Potomac recap. Before we start Potomac, I just want to say it's very serious conversation. I don't care how close we are. I don't care how drunk we are. I don't ever want to see your cookie. Um, I don't think I'm trying to think. I mean I accidentally saw your chips the one time because you wore that jacket that kept coming one busted my should we put it? I mean, we really used a high class through sequence. Yeah. But what I am seeing the most of in regards to this Potomac episode, which I didn't necessarily think that much, and I'm curious what you did, is people are thinking this is all for in a made up situation that they just did for drama. Do you think that I didn't. That didn't even enter my mind. I know, so I felt like this was kind of a filler. It's kind of a filler, you know. They're back from their trip and it was just I feel like it was kind of a filler. But like fam thoughts, we're gonna start their force not organic. This is awkward. Charis may have started the group, but there's absolutely no reason she needs to be there. I love that these women are confident, but this feels so forced, like everyone is going on that kind of there was a lot of girls stuff. Let's take a little break and then we come back and discuss. So we are back to talk about Potomac, and we start with Robin talking about her wedding. And I gotta tell you this. I saw Bobin's family fun day. Do you remember that? Yes? After watching that, I don't know that I need to see how the planning of a two person wedding goes and if getting your nails done a cake and figuring out what hairstyle you need to do takes you more a uh yeah. But what I did like is that the official whistleblower of Potomac showed up just to drop a bomb and walk out. If she comes in like she was st on vacation, and I'm talking about Ashley. She walks in like dressed like she's on vacation, dropped the bomb off, they left. But did you see how excited she was to do it? Yes, this is why I love her. You're not beating around the bush, if you know what I mean. But she is like They're like yeah, They're like, hey, guys, nobody else wants to go in there and talk about this. So as she's like, pick me, I'll do it. I'm really busy right now, somewhere to go, but I'll just drop in, drop the bomb, and get out. And I don't even have time to watch. Look at the second dress leads me to my next question, which is about the dresses. I know I'm no fashionista, but I don't know that I would go to Giselle to help me pick out my wedding dress. Oh snack, you're really going there? Well, I think Giselle is beautiful, but I'm not like, wow, you know what I say. If you're going to Jamaica, put on a bathing suit, go on the beach like just it doesn't have to be formal. You don't have to have this. She's making this seem like it's only two people, but yet she's having her kids fit for Texas or suits and she's gonna wear a full on gown. My guess is it's going to be all the same people that are at her brother's wedding, because remember it's the day after. Do you think that's really going to happen, because I don't want that actually happened, because didn't we hear she just got married? Well, yeah, well we haven't seen anything. That's why we haven't if we if she have just gotten married, we would have if it's not that there was a report that she just recently took out I think, didn't I hear she just recently took out a marriage license, just like in the last month or so. But some people get married in other countries and then they don't actually file and then they have to Yeah, like I got married in Paris and it's not like legally binding until you do it at the courthouse. And I never thought about that. Um, I don't know. But Giselle suggests a bachelotte party steak in Lobster Strip Club and I thought when I heard her say that that's not a thing. That is not a thing, it's a it was a thing. I mean, steak looked pretty disgusting. But um, but before we even get to the that portion, it seems obvious that Giselle already knew what Ashley was going to drop the t on, Like, how would she Why do you say that? Because how would she just guess that out of anywhere? She's like, oh, so we all hung out and then she's like, are you saying Vagina catch that I didn't catch Yes, like she she like act like I'm not gonna she got a little over excited. Yeah, like it's definitely one of those things, like she probably heard from somebody else. Yeah, I think this is all like I mean something about this, like maybe the group Chad had been discussing it, because all of them are now that I have looked at the fans thoughts, all of them handled it pretty well. The only person we don't know how they handled it is Wendy because she hasn't been any of the group things. But we do see a confessional where she talks about it and she seems chill. Yeah, um, question, Yeah, do you go to strip clubs with Edwin. No. No, so, um, I mean I have, like in Vegas. I don't think I've ever gone to this strip club with Eddie ever. I mean he went for a bachelor party, but it was filmed, but I didn't go. I mean I don't. It's not something like if we're gonna party, we'd rather like party with our friends. And you know, I think I'm at that age now where it's good I've done it before. Like me, it's like, yeah, I go for lunch, have a little steak and lobster and a little vigin j in my face. I'm like, wait, what you go by yourself? Okay. So then Robin says Karen's not invited to her bachelor party and she doesn't believe Wendy is genuine and wants to be a friend, so she isn't invited either. Do you think this is more than wanting to punish Karen and Wendy with less screen time or I don't know. I never really thought about like that if my mind doesn't go there, But um, it's just a dick move. I guess like, Okay, I'm gonna cause some drama. We're back from our trip cause drama. I'm not gonna invite two people. That means those two people are gonna go and talk and it's gonna stir up more ships. And you know, but I first house five hamster whale, Well, I thought Karen. I I understand why Karen wasn't invited to this. I was like, listen, she she took it too far. But Windy, I would have laughed too if I heard Karen say that one was hitting on her like that was like, it's like, come on, Karen, come on, um, let's stop that, let's stop. So it was Wendy and Karen were the ones that went to lunch, right, Yeah, Wendy and Karen much to lunch. Oh what about Karen then being like I'm going to make sure that Robin sees this. And it's her with the candle wicked thing, and she's like handing the check and then she's like take a picture of this, as if Robin's gonna be so jealous, like we're not gonna see this home alright, but the thing is next to the weird for somebody that has a business and we move a lot of product, like I don't hand it. What if she handy counts. She evidently she bought a certain amount. I don't know what it was, but then she paid for eight thousand of them and she gave it a positive, like five thousand personal check. I'm confused. I'm like, that's weird, but it's hard of business. But okay, yeah, but I had to die laughing when they were talking, Windy and Camera talking at lunch, and she said something like, well, I don't care about the picture. They wouldn't show me the picture, but I don't care about the picture. Then they do a flash and Wendy's like, um, can I see the picture? And Robin goes, no, you good, No, you're good younderstand No they I mean they don't even know the picture. It's fine. Um. Then we get the okay came what Ashley calls Robin at lunch? Blow the whistle? Guess what Ba's rat party. You're not invited, Gotta go bike like she's the hardest working housewives and Bravo verse like she really little Pike sazed, baptized and highly prized. She just goes and drops bots everywhere. I love when you credit yourself, what do you compliment someone else? That's icon Icon moves but she doesn't so effortlessly. But I don't know why she doesn't bother me when she doesn't neither unless she's happy to do it. She does it with a smile. She can tell you to go f off with a smile and you're like, okay, I know, because then we need to get to like what happens with her later in the episode where she took that well too, which also made me think that they already know this was coming. Um, it's like, you can't piss Ashley off. It just doesn't happen. She doesn't have that gene. I don't think. Well, it's happened in the past, but it hasn't really happened this season. Um. Maybe it's happy because she's getting some d from people other than Glum. Thank Um. Then Candice is giving the narrative of Mexico and the Lowdown, give your husband the Lowdown, and he loves that. Yeah, but Chris is actually quite lovely at taking a low down, Like he even asked questions. He's like, did you guys, uh, did you do anything other than talk about the husband's the entire time? Um? And then he goes, oh, there goes Wendy going after another husband. But my favorite part of this was the old ladies was fighting. I know, I know, I know I died because I would I would have fallen into that old lady category because what is she thirty two or something? Between that and grabbing on that cookie monster okay, bitch in front of me, Like I realized, why is Candice able to make an insult? So funny? But who was she calling a cookie as monster? Brand is a friend? Okay? I didn't catch that with the eyebrows. Yeah, so I looked down at my phone because I'm taking notes, and then I hear her say that I look up and that it was gone and I I didn't bother to rewind. Then Mia tells Giselle, So this is like when they're planning the actual bachelorette party, and I was surprised that it was the first time Giselle was ever at MIA's house. But people were commenting online, is that really me his house? It didn't look like me as how it's not her house anymore? Um, well yeah, but people are saying that entryway looked like the entry way that she's in now that place of the penthouse she's in, So people are trying to decipher that she doesn't have the penthouse anymore. No, she has these, she doesn't have her house anymore. She's in a penthouse now. Um. But Mia tells Giselle that Wendy showed her vagina and spread her legs, and Mia showed Wendy Hurst too. Mia thinks Wendy hasn't been jealous of her, it was just sexual and ergy. Mia says Wendy did touch her, but I want to fancy I called it my via. Mia says Wendy did touch her vagina and said it was pretty Um. Isn't wrong that we don't really get to see Windy side of this story? Or did production just used to be a final point of contention. I feel like we will hear. I don't think we're done with this story. But another thing I'd have to say is, um, this cannot be good for Wendy's business. Isn't she a professional? Well? I mean I think being a professional and being sexually explorative is fine. Telling on national spread my like like certain people that yeah, the certain people have um careers that I've done it before, and they're like, oh, I could never do that. I would It would lose this actual career this is where I think it's problematic, and it's one thing that Mia said said I think to Giselle, but she said, um, we didn't take it any further because we hadn't discussed it with our husband's I haven't got an approval. But then later on in the episode we find out that they allegedly kissed. So then did they take it further or did they not? And then all of a sudden it came out that there was a group for kiss Oh my god, if somebody is as a black eye, I'm out. Um, I don't know, but I say I I like t I think until I hear her position on that, like, because the way she kind of said it was like she said, Remember she said she wants to eat my box. And then that's what Wendy said about Mia, and then Mia is changing it and saying it was all Wendy. So until I hear Wendy side, I am not prone to trust any Look at you being like an attorney and ship. If I can't help it, I got big bread. You want to hear both. I want to hear have lost your house, black curve, listen to you. I want to hear both sides here's the thing. I don't really love either of these women. They're not like you're giving them both the benefit of them. I want to give them both the benefit of the doubt. I don't like that I solely heard one side. And um, I also don't like how Mia talked about her friend again about Jacqueline. What she saying, Well, remember she was like, yeah, she called me and blah blah blah. And then they pan to like an old clip of where Jacqueline's calling her to apologize and she doesn't even like acknowledge her. Why is Jacqueline apologizing? Well, because, I mean, that's the thing. That's where you realize the relationship is skewed because essentially Mia is in a position of power over Jacqueline. But we don't know if it's true, right, right, We don't know if any of this is true. Um. And Plus Candice had already said she doesn't even remember how she got to the shower that night. And then all of a sudden, when it comes up that they may have had a group for kiss, we don't who knows. They're all hammered, they don't know what happened. Um, and nobody had a black guy. Um. Then The next thing is Ashley and Mia wearing the same jump suit. Who do you think wore it better? I think they both were great. To be honest with you, I think Mia is very I mean such different body types. To me, is like tall and curvy and Ashley so petite. I think they look both look great. It made me literally get online and start looking at catsuits and made me well, of course you already wore one. What you're coming, I know, but I have another interview, so I'm like, what's my third look going to be naked? Uh? You know they have those naked dresses now, and I'm like, now with the belly buttons, I know, I'm like, I just got my own belly buttons, so maybe I'll just show that off. Yeah, just you know what, I think I'm wearing crop top, but I didn't think it was funny when this is what I like about Ashley. She doesn't take herself to seriously. Like She's like, you know what, it takes a certain kind of hoe to go online and purchase that naked ass uh lilac jumpsuit and so the fact that hose no hoes and we both put this in like she just writes said herself and then what did what did uh? Oh gosh, what did oh? Mia? Was it Mia that said She's more like a garden snake and I'm a anaconda. I'm like me, I always have to take it to the next level. Okay, So I'm gonna ask you if you had to look at one of their cookies, Miya's or Ashley's, who would it be? Who do you think? Ashley? Yeah? Yeah, But here we go again, another Spurner van with a money gun. Not the money gun. I might have used the money gun this season. I had, I know, and I've never even seen one ever in my life. And there you'll see when the show comes out, like why I had one very fitting for the situation. But I'm like, ah, CRUs wanted a money gun for Christmas and he got one. He thinks it's cool to be I know. And then but then I got so annoyed because I'm a super clean person and they're all sitting there talking to there's there's the fake dollar bills everywhere, and I'm like, pick those up. You gotta put how much tacked up to take a fake money gun? Like if you're going to bring a money gun to a strip club. You put full one down there. Yeah, no, I'm never gonna want fake money thrown at them. Um. They throw some dollars on some strippers though, and those I was very shocked to see like that they got clearance there at a strip club and there and I know, and how much they showed of them. Yeah, I mean I thought it was a fun scene. Minus um uh they were having I think maybe there was music and it was cut out because you can tell that the women they're either drunk or they can't hear each other, keep getting lost in the story. There was music, and I don't think it's well it was probably cleared music, but there was music when they were eating, and I was having a hard time hearing them because the music was so loud. Yeah, yeah, true. But then they get to the part where Robins having fun. I like Robin this episode, Like she's just kind of going for it. She's enjoying like her life. She's she's a good party or you can tell that she Um, she's one of those people. She's a good drunk. It's not like she changes who she is right Like, she's not. I mean, we're not the best drunks. No, we're far from the best drunks. She is a good drunk because like you get like she's even passed out on the way home, But like she doesn't say anything stupid to anyone. She's not like I'm like, wow, I want to be that way when I yeah, we'll stop after five and drink is um. But then Ashley starts talking about Michael and how he isn't dating and so she's not dating. And then Candis drops a bomb, well Michael was in his restaurant with another woman. And then Ashley kind of takes it and she doesn't even get emotional, She has no big reaction, which leads me the next thing. Did she already know probably, but considering getting back together with Michael. I just looked at her like, no, I know what I think. Just stop thinking that. Just sit there, eat your steak and lobster with a little v JJ and Teddy's on the side. Don't get back with Michael, don't get back to um. But it's weird. When Candice dropped that information, I one million percent believed her because I don't think she was doing it in a malicious way. She was doing it in a way like I'm trying to help you out like whether Ashley knew or not, Like you can't go there because this is fact versus where Shariss is trying to get us to believe that the Grandam was in some dirty ass bathroom getting bent over the dice and and dryer. Oh my god, that doesn't really make sense to me. It well, I mean, well, we don't know, but they're really making her out to look bad. They're saying horrible things about her character. She's a married woman to say that she sleeps around and gets drunk and all these things, like everybody I would not. They also said that she lost her license. I don't know if they said that in the past, but like that I know she's not even there. Yeah, I was like, wow, it's brutal, Like the way these girls talk about each other is brutal, and that stuff it's viral, and then you can imagine like all the ship they get on social media about it, all the trolls out there that it's like, I mean, what what she's Sharis also says. Sharis says Karen is known in Potonac to get drunk and any that comes her way God, and that she's a complete liar, that she's a liar and workers in the bathroom. Yep, so I would not be on that franchise. They go after marriages, they go after careers, they go after character. But you want to be on Jersey. What do you think they go after their different there? That these these guys are brutal I Jersey like, I don't know, Arra, No, they're higher. Last two seasons has been about other people's affarers on Jersey. Well, they're not happen to fare so I don't feel like they're this bad like every episode is about, you know, talking about somebody's husband or I don't know. Well, then Mia says she talked to Gordon and he said most men who are older than their younger wives get to a point where they can no longer please their wives. So if they love their wife, they let them date. She thinks, maybe, Ray, let's Karen do this? Oh, come on, Um, okay, if you're in for a very long time, like in Karen's ose Ring Chicken Shew, the relationship seemed really forced. Um, And I don't know if if our husbands couldn't perform, do you think they would be okay with us dating other men? No, there's other things you can do um. I don't know. I think that. So I have my quotes of the episode. Okay, drunken horror from No University, that's a good one. I don't remember who said it, uh Giselle said it because and the other one Karen had called her a drunken horror from Hampton University who ended up in sing sing if you can't climb the stairs, you can't climb Karen? Who said that? I don't I can't remember. I think it might have been Mia. I don't know. But next week we see Chris losing his ship. I'm like, no, Chris, um, Well that's it. We just had the Yeah it was. I mean it was overall pretty good episode, a vacation already stirring up some new drama. I also want to know why Ashley's husband isn't filming at all. He seems enough like a star effort that like he still would want to be on Michael. Yeah, I mean he's being talked about regardless. It didn't some ship go down with him in production and him the whole season after that, Oh we did. Okay, Then there goes that theory, maybe he just doesn't want to maybe she doesn't want him to, um, what about how they I mean, he's no Lenny, that's for sure. Lenny had a big shout out on one of the late night shows. I saw Lisa Hawkstein posted it. Um, Oh, must not have been a good shout out then, yeah, no it was. They were talking about like how amazing it was on Late Night with Seth Myers, and they were talking about how amazing, uh Peacock is and Miami and how people are obsessed and the most hated man out there is Lenny. Congratulations, Lenny, you want a pole? Lenny? Cheers, buddy. Should we do a poll? Who's the most hated house husband? Okay? Here are contestants. Drumwall please uh number one, Lenny, number two option, David Badour third option, Michael Darby fourth option. Jim Edmonds got the option Brooks, Oh, you've gotta throw in a wild card. We gotta throwing But what does it mean that most of these guys are from Orange County? Wow? Just makes my husband look that much better. So feel free to vote below and also submit who you despise the most of the house husbands and house boyfriends because we love a pole, A little shady pole there, all right? Thanks you guys, we will get back to you later this week and we will be recapping Miami and what else of Salt Lake Salt Lake reunion. 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