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Two Teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellancamps and Cambridge Edge. Here we are, guys for another episode of the Two Teas and a Pod with myself and Tama straight from Turks and Caicos. I know, have you been here before? I have. It's one of my most favorite trips that I ever did with the kids. Really, yes, when I was young, when they were younger. It was before Dove was ever born. What did you do, dude? Actually, Cruise wasn't even born yet. Just me, Edwin, Bella and Slate went and the water is so clear there. The water's beautiful, so I love it. Tell me no, it's been great.
We have a like a villa, like an Airbnb villa that has our own private pool, a little pathway to walk to the ocean.
It's gated.
We have a jeep that we're driving around town, which has been hysterical because you have to drive on the opposite side of the road.
Were driving, not me, not me, and he's driving.
But the steering wheel is normal, Like some cars have steering wheels on the right, some cars have steering wheles on the left.
So I think if you live here, your steering.
Wheel is on the right hand side, and then at the rental place, they just they're just like American cars, but.
You still drive on the wrong side of the Yes.
But the problem is is that the roads are not that crowded, so we'll just be driving down the road not realizing we're on the wrong side of the road, and then a car comes. We're like, oh shit, wrong side. We pulled into the Saint Regis I think it was the Saint Regis and we pulled in the exit, you know, the opposite way, and the guy pulled security pulled us over. He's like no, no, no, and we're like, yeah, okay, sorry, yeah, we're getting used to this.
You're like blonde right here.
Yeah. Yeah. Things are super expensive here, super expensive.
Like do you never left our resort, so I don't really know anything outside of well.
We went and had lunch with the day we got here, and it was literally had We went for sushi. We had two rolls and like two drinks. It was three hundred dollars.
It's like, la, it's really expensive.
We went to the grocery store just to get the basic stuff so we have coffee in the morning and whatever else.
And it was a couple of bags for five hundred dollars. What was there? A Gelsons and Turks and caicos.
It was insanity and I didn't I normally I hate to say this, but I normally don't look at prices at home. And we were just walking through the aisle and you know that prosecco that we both get with the blue label. Yeah, okay, so that prosecco was like thirty five dollars.
It's nineteen dollars here, I know.
So then it got me thinking, ooh, that's kind of pricey. That's almost as expensive as champagne. Right, So then I start looking. I'm like, I pull up these grapes for a little tiny bag rate seventeen dollars.
Are you sure this isn't like a different currency.
No, no, they have the same American United States currency.
But it was crazy. And then we met some.
Locals that live here and we've just been like hanging out, going.
But I will tell you something horrible happened. What I got fried. I was gonna say, I haven't pooped. I was trying to think of the two worst things, so getting fried.
Getting fried and not pooping or right up there, how.
Many times did you put on sunscreen repeatedly.
The sun is so strong here, and my friend Heather warned me about it, and I can I say so, I literally just walking outside or just sitting outside fried Fried.
So now I'm covering myself up.
We're going to go out on a boat tomorrow and we're going to go out to that Did you go to the shipwreck that was out there and you did all that? Yeah, So We're going to take a boat out to the shipwreck tomorrow and I'm gonna wear like I have one of those is like long sleeves zip up the front like one pieces, like a like a wet suit.
Oh, like, hold on, I feel like there was a oc thing about this, like a whale. Yeah, the whale training out of it.
But mine it doesn't like it's like a railer banying suit botto on the bottom, you know.
It doesn't like go all the way down to my ankles.
So I'm I'm gonna be stuck wearing that.
Probably for the next couple of days because I'm so red well, welcome to my life.
Damn it.
Damn. The last time I put one on, I was like, how's the silk, honey, and he was like great, Yeah, that's sexy hot.
That is, I'm officially at that age where I need a whale training outfit.
Well, next thing's up is like what Dove's bathing suits look like, the little bottoms with like a skirt attached. Oh, that's in my near future, trust me.
We went and worked out today. We went to a gym twenty dollars day pass to go work out.
So you're doing all the things things. Yeah, let's see, because before we got on, and then we'll get into housewife headlines and all the things. But before we got on, I did a little instant thing asking if anybody had any questions for us. Let's see if anybody has anything that's juicy. Oh, the first one is Teddy get a fing life.
Oh okay, because the life you have isn't working for them.
No, just I'm so sorry, Lacy with an underscore e. Why are you following me?
It's so bizarre when people actually follow you to tell you things.
Like that, Like now, this one is, what do you think of Ramona shading Orange County on her story? I didn't see this, so I don't think it.
Wait, that's nice that Ramona, who doesn't even have a show, is shading Orange County their original show. Yeah, I mean, I don't know, she's always shaded us, though she's always she said that they were there. I don't know, but I do believe that the I shouldn't say she doesn't have a show, because today the.
Girls take off to go to is it Saint Bart's where they going? They're going somewhere. But we have to get into that in a bit because Brandy tweeted about it. It was a whole thing.
Brandy, what did you do?
Yeah, that'll be next. But the next question is from I think it's Kristin. Can Tamra please explain why she thinks Teresa is the most overrated housewife? Ps? I agree?
Well, if you agree, why are you asking? I just feel like she's been put on a pedestal for so long and it's I don't know, I feel like there's not really much movement on that show. It's not like she's out there doing amazing things in the world. And she uses her going to jail and having a child on the show for being the most iconic housewife. And I'm sorry, but I don't think you can flex about going to prison.
A flex at all? Do you think because Kim Zosiak's wig was on Watch What Happens Live last night that it means she's going to be on The Housewives next year. I hope.
So. I think they need it. I think that Atlanta, unfortunately, is just slighting fast.
Sliding.
I'm not quite into this season yet.
I think they need to clean house.
I think they really need to bring back Portie and they need to bring back Kim.
I mean, especially because Watch What Happens Live was better than Atlanta last night. Yeah.
Right, Well, here's the thing, Like, I feel like Kim's hungry. She's hungry right now. So there's nothing better than a hungry housewife that's going to come back and do all the things to make a splash.
Yeah. Well, she's on the Mars Show with not sand of all the Tom Schwartz.
Oh, I've never heard of that until I watch Watch What Happens Live last night.
I've never heard of that show before.
So they're training as if they're going to Mars, but they're not really going to Mars.
Ye stars are on Mars. Lance Armstrong's in it her Armstrong, Yes, Carrie Duber's X.
Oh my god, Now that looks like it would be a fun show to me, right up there with Special Forces.
It just look pretty good. This one is for me. Is there a chance Dossi would ever return to Pump Rules? Has she mentioned anything to you? I can tell you this. I never talked to stasy about the show. Our friendship started because our husbands are good friends through the rams, and we've never talked about the shows, so we just keep it like.
A true friend. Don't you think that she's probably moved on because you never hear her talking about especially with this, the you know, scandabal stuff, she never really can forward like all the other ones that were fired.
Well, I think that she. I mean, she has two best selling books New York Times bestsellers, she has a tour that she's back on again. Like I think she's got a baby on the way. She's got a baby on the way, and so I think she's just focusing on that. But I did hear that there's going to be a spin off of vander Pump got a new.
Show, Elisa got a new show, Yeah, Hulu, Which is so confusing to me because I feel like when you have a show on Bravo and you've been on with so many years, it's almost like cheating on Bravo going to Hulu and she must own the rights or something to vander Pump rules for them to allow her to do another show on Hulu.
And why wouldn't Bravo pick it up? That's what I don't know. That's my question. Next house Wife headline is something having to do with Orange County. Oh my goodness. Huh David Leslie badour restraining orders against each other after he reunites with ex Shannon. Leslie alleged that. Can I say something about that?
They actually filed for divorce prior to that. So the fact that they threw in the you know, the headline, you know, after he reunites with Shannon, as if she was the issue, that's no.
But the restraining order was filed after he hung out with Shannon, which I could completely.
I just don't think that that has anything to do with Shannon.
Oh, Paul Leice, are you kidding me? Leslie has it out? I mean, from what I've seen, Leslie is obsessed with the world of housewives?
Are they saying there was an incident that he is right after that?
Yes, everything these.
Two say I just take with a grain of salt. I mean, it's just so ridiculous that they do this knowing.
That this is all going to go public. That's what they want it. I want it.
Yeah, Well, David wanted Shannon to post that picture.
Which is also bizarre. What to say like we're good or I don't want to piss off Leslie. I don't think she.
Had a knew at the time, but I think now, looking back, I think she knew that. The reason why he wanted her to post it is to put, like, you know, a little jab into Leslie's back, go knife from her back to make her feel bad.
Well, lovely, moving on. I want my money.
I want my money, says Joe Judai sex business partner claims Star still owes him nearly one million dollars sixteen years after court went whoo, I put my glasses on for this one. The ex partner Joe Joe Master polls, who say that, defended Melissa in a new interview with the US Son in which he revealed he's never met her and wouldn't recognize her if he bumped into her. Now Master Polo would Okay, let's just call him. Joe has updated the US Sun about his relations ship with Joe and Teresa Judaice following the two thousand and seven mortgage fraud lawsuit.
He claims he.
Never received any of the money that the Judice has stole from him. In quotes, I got nothing back. I got zero. I lost nine hundred and eighty thousand dollars another three hundred thousand attorney fees, so it cost me a million dollars. They owe me nine hundred and eighty thousand dollars. I put up the money for the three properties they rented out and never got nothing. When asked if he would take them back to court and get the nine hundred eighty thousand back, he told the US Sun it's not something he would do.
Now. I give up. They ruined my life already. Then why are you talking about it? If you on a well, let me.
Just tell you one thing. It's a lot to talk about when you have gone through court and you've had to pay, you know, close to a million, five hundred to a million dollars to defend yourself or to go after somebody. Our court system sucks.
It's rail. Did he have to go to jail? What did he do wrong? Wasn't he Joe Judais's partner, Yeah, I went to jail, but he was not found guilty. So is he the one that.
So if my partner signs stuff without me knowing, that's not my fault.
I don't. I don't actually agree with I do agree with that when it comes to your significant other, if you're not in business together and you just sign something. But if you are in business together and you are doing business deals, yeah, I think you are held liable regardless.
If somebody If if your business partner is being shady and doing stuff, yes, so why isn't Why isn't the Chrislies partner in jail?
I don't know, because.
He didn't do anything wrong. If you didn't sign anything, you didn't do anything wrong, you don't go to jail. Whoever's doing the fraud is the one that goes to prison.
I just find it very hard to believe that in business. That's like, I know everything that goes down at all, in every single thing, I know all my But do you have a partner in it? No? But if I did, it would fall on me as well as them.
And tell an internal investigation or a lawsuit happens and they find out you had nothing to do with it, you.
Will be released. Do you really think that you can just blindly have no idea when it comes to business.
I don't Teddy, you're talking about two different things. If somebody in the side without your knowledge is forging illegal paperwork, true, yeah, you don't know. You don't know.
How is that your fault?
And if he didn't get convicted of it, then he didn't have anything to do with it.
Well, I don't know, but all I do know is just read and now we all know read your paperwork for sure.
I mean, if anything has been learned from that whole Teresa and Joe Judaice is, as a wife, make sure you read what you're signing.
Yeah. The next one is Real Housewives Miami Star is seen for at Miami Swim Week and Marisol and Adriana were chatting could there be a reconciliation? And if there is a reconciliation, of course, are the ones to say that we did it because we guilted them into reconciling.
No, it's part of the credit. No, it's part of being on the show. It's like, yeah, yeah, you can say that's why I told her. Yeah, yeah, sure, you can say you're not ever going to talk to your cast member on the show. But that's not how these shows work. You have to have conflict resolution. Conflict resolution and going into a.
All cast you know, show that she has to engage with her.
I have to say it's good.
I think we were the little voice in the back of her head because once somebody puts something in my head, no matter if I want to block it out, I always remember it, Like if you say something to me, you would take.
Credit for that. But I think the producers are like, no, this is ensemble casting credit.
I'm just saying we put it out there. Perse Yeah, I mean, I think we both know. That's how it works. Though.
In Housewife, you know, look what Vicky did to to me like she did to Eddie. I had to go back and you know, make friends.
Yeah, it's just a part of being on the show. Did you happen to see the Cocky's bar that looks like the cup she drinks from. There's more of a day Cockies, You didn't. I have not hosted a Cocky's kickoff party in her backyard.
So wait, Marizela actually filmed at her house. There's not a lot of filming at her house. I'm always confused when somebody walks in the front door. I'm like, is that the front door of the back door.
I'm so confused. I do like that tall pink flower type thing. It looks pretty. What bugs me is whenever I go to these types of events and there's a huge flower thing that covers the person in front of you so you can see them.
So that one's high though, wasn't it.
Yeah, so it's smart. Uh all right, it looks really pretty. This next thing, I've gone deep down rabbit hole.
Oh my god, I haven't had time because obviously I'm on vacation, but it just this just came out today, right, yeah, oh boy, Well I have an update that I've heard.
All right, So Easy Outdoor Kitchen calls out joe Gorga on Instagram. Then jen Aiden chimes in. So essentially there was a post about the Outdoor Kitchen and Joey Gorga rights. Women are like pitfulls. They'll break your balls, blow up your phone, text messages all day long until these guys showed up. Can't deny she got it done at Melissa Gorga hashtag women. Then Easy Outdoor Kitchen rights, Probably time you called us back to pay your past due sixteen thousand dollars bill from five years ago for your outdoor kitchen. Then jen Aiden wrote, they did my outdoor kitchen and they did phenomenal work. Thank you.
Of course she did, of course she did.
So.
I saw an update on TikTok and I don't know if it how accurate it is. But geez, I can't remember the person that did it. I would like to give him credit, but he reached out to the company. They didn't call him back or write I mean write him back, but he said it was potentially a sponsored post between the Gorgas and the company.
His name's Georgio. Georgio says, yes, Oh is Georgia. Hold On, is Georgio the nephew or the cousin? You've heard this name before. I do think he's related in some way. No, no, I don't. I don't think that's Sam.
I don't think that's I know who you're talking about, but it's not him.
That's just a TikTok. That's not just yeah, he did this on TikTok.
He has a lot of great information, but he basically did his research and he showed the DMS and then I guess it was a sponsored post that went, I don't know that it went bad, but the employee that's reaching out supposedly no longer works for the company.
Yeah. So apparently it was two guys or I don't know male or female, but it was two people that ran this easy outdoor kitchen. This is all alleged information. All I can think.
About is at those kitchens you get easy easy bake oven, easy bake oven.
Yeah. So essentially what I'm gathering is it was allegedly a collab. So oftentimes, like, for example, my cold Plunge is a collab. I didn't get paid to talk.
About the Cold Plunge.
I got the Cold Plunge for free. By the way, cold.
Punch I'm readoing my backyard, so I really like one of those.
So I love it, So it's something I wanted anyway, I reached out to them. I said I would love a cold plunch. I did one on a retreat I did with my husband, and they were like, of course, we'll send you one, but anytime that you're in it or doing you know you're using it, we want it to be authentic to your life, will you post? I was like, done, that's the deal. However, if they were to come back now and say I don't know how much the Cold Plunge is. Let's say it was thirty five hundred dollars. Let's say they came back now and commented, why having you paid us our thirty five hundred dollars? I like kissed? Yeah, I'd be freaking annoying that. I think that's a prime example of it right there. Yeah, like we made a deal. It's yes, it's over DM, it is what it is. And whether you're satisfied with how that deal turned out or not right.
And you, I mean, obviously you posted them a lot, But I just think it's just one of those things I'm interested to see because I'm sure Joe or Melissa are going to come out and talk about it soon.
And then I do wonder if jen Aiden, jen Aiden, was this an endorsement for you or was this just or did you pay?
The fact that jen Aiden actually chimed in on it almost makes me feel like she's behind it.
Yeah, well just a little bit. Yeah, these partners broke up and one guy or one person was allegedly having issues and has gone off the ya. This is the Tiktoker's wording, not mine. Gone off the deep end. What are you drinking water? Looser? It's quite early here' oh that My question is why are you drinking red wine and turks and caicos?
Because that's all I have at the airbnb. I'm like, I need It's like, you know, it's almost two o'clock here, so I'm like, it is exactly two o'clock here. So I'm like, I need a little pep in my step for this podcast. So we went and worked out this morning, came back, had a little protein and a little grapes.
I just want to know why I didn't purchase any champagne.
Or because we don't really Honestly, I swear to you, we don't really drink that much just sitting at home hardly. Ever, I actually bought red wine because we got steaks to barbecue and like that right probably, I don't know if we're going to do it tonight. We're expecting some rain by the end of the week. So I thought, like, I got like chicken and steak, and I thought, we, you know, do a barbecue. We have a barbecue here. This place is in it has four full bedrooms with little mini kitchens and every single I know, well, this is the thing like when we checked in, the girl's like is it just the two of you? And I'm like yeah, four like sweets in a full kitchen, in a living room and a pool and balconies off every side of the house. So it's a lot of house for the two of us.
So if you would like to come over, you can. I would love to, but I'm headed to Orange County tomorrow. What are you doing there? We have a horse show this weekend, but also our beach house is available this week, so we're just gonna go and oh I spell it every graduating from eighth grade Victorian.
Oh of course, congratulations Bella.
So don't mind me trying to figure out how to make the DIY moms like, feel free to send information. I'm trying to learn on how to do a money bouquet because I asked what she wanted for a graduation, and she wants cash.
You know what my girlfriend did for Sophia. It was so sweet of her gen license her and her husband did a bouquet of balloons and in each balloon she had stuffed money in it and it was like almost five hundred dollars and she gave her little pins and you had to pop each one and it made like a big bouquet. You pop each one, but then that's going to walk that end like cause the scene as I walk into the well. No, I don't think that you need Are you going to go out to dinner afterwards?
Or what? Knowing me, I would drop the balloons and then it would fly away and then they're not they're not healium.
No, no, no, they're not helium. It's a stumped. It's a stand.
That's actually you can go to Michael's.
It's a stand and it has like where you hook the balloons onto and then it makes like a big bouquet of balloons, but it's not helium. So they're not going to fly away. And there's money in every single one and she has to take a pin.
And Okay, I'm going on my most of it. And if you guys are listening and you do this, make sure to tag us.
And I'll I'll text Jen just to make sure that's where she got it.
Okay, perfect, Let's break and then I'm back and talk all things Watch what Happens Live and rero Houside Atlanta. We are back to talk about. I want to start with Watch what Happens Live because personally, I thought it was better than the Atlanta episode.
I wasn't a fan of this episode of Atlanta at all.
It was so much screaming and yelling. There was zero fun. And seeing Portia made me think, Okay, this is what they need. They need her light, funny energy, Like, yeah, she's being shady from time to time, but like she still brings a level of fun. She does. She's not seeing right now. No, they need to fix something fast, I know. But you know.
Schrey was shocked at Kim and Croi's divorce and thought they'd be together forever. This is what she said on watching It Happens Live and says that Kim isn't doing well. I couldn't imagine either one of them doing well. I mean, I feel like they had such a world win love affair and it not ending well. And how many kids did they have together?
There's a lot of kids there. There's a lot of kids involved, which makes me really sad.
And now that's rest restraining orders. I heard that she changed her name on Instagram or something.
Dropped his name.
It just is getting really really ugly. Well something I did, and she's selling her wigs I mean, if you have to sell your wigs to get by in life, like Bravo, throw her a life vest please.
The next thing is Porscha says Tom Schwartz was the sweetest person ever On Stars on Mars. They called him Angel Tom Angel Tom.
Yes, I actually could see that. He doesn't seem like he is an evil person or mean from just what I've seen this season on. I mean, even though he's in the midst of this scandal, I don't think that he's ever really mean, is he.
Well? I spent fifty minutes of my life listening to the podcast that he did with Brittany and Jack's and what did you find out? I can't get those fifty five minutes back. Was it boring? It wasn't that it was boring. It was that even though Tom Schwartz kept saying, you know, why doesn't stand of all just fully take responsibility. Every time that he would go to take responsibility for something and revolving himself, he's like, I'm not making excuses for myself.
But well, somebody says that, yeah, that's what they're doing. They're calling themselves out.
Yeah. So it was just repeatedly, but you know, so it was a lot of that. I don't know. I do remember like some of the things that he said to Katie in the past regarding her way. And granted that's a trigger for me when a man comments on a woman's on a woman's way, But he did say that he's been nasty towards Katie before, like saying, this is why I don't want to have sex with you.
So well, when you're in a relationship, that's a whole different thing. You say things to each other that you probably don't mean out of anger.
But it's a bad habit to get into it.
But I just you know what, I see Tom Schwartz as a six year old dad.
That's just when I look at him, I just look at a sixty year old dad. But I think it's because you're only watching this season. If you would have watched the past season I haven't seen it, you would see him being like, you know, cheating, He's got like being hammered and being rude and like just from his clothes and but yeah, way sad.
Yeah, he's kind of a sad sack.
Yeah yeah, but he has been going through a lot with his family. But either way, it's I don't know, I don't know how I feel about him. Next thing is Porsia thought Candy was sweet words Marlowe about the shooting. Well, we're going to get into this much deeper here soon.
But I'm so like, I have so many mixed feelings about what's going on between Candy and Marlowe.
And I want to add the producers, like what the production is going on there? Yeah, Then Portia says, we're not asking women if they're having kids anymore.
Hey, Teddy asked me when I'm going to have a.
Baby, I already know that fucking day has passed, that ship has sailed. Well. Then Chaat says she and Martel are still friends, but the way she said it made me think they're friends with benefits though I think I don't know. I mean, I just saw her.
I just saw her, and I asked her and she goes, yeah, we still date. But you have to understand they have distance between them, So how serious is it going to get when they live They don't live that close to each other.
Also, the first thing that Andy asked her, asked Charay and watch what Happens live? Was you look different? Did you get a little And she kind of doesn't she goes like this, and then she's like, no, I didn't do anything, because then he said, is it your lips? And she goes, no, I didn't do anything to my lips. I feel like something is different because originally I thought it was odd. Damn. Marge went ham on the Freaking Face app again and she used Hollywood fire.
Let me tell you when I saw Charay in New York, I mean, I always think Charay is just so beautiful, but I was sitting across from her from dinner, and I was just thinking, she's flawless, absolutely flawless, Like she has not one wrinkle on her face.
She's just beautiful, and she's got such great energy.
Even Eddie's like, I really like Charay. She's got the best energy. And let me tell you, he doesn't say that about many housewives.
Yeah that's huge. Does he say that about me? Yeah? He loves you.
But the thing is is like she is just beauty from inside out, she really is, and so kind and sweet.
Yeah No, I really I really like her too. Next one, as porsious as Brandy and Candace are the biggest bullies on social media.
I think they're more vocal than anybody else on social media.
I'm not they're polarizing.
Yeah, for sure, for sure. I learned a long time ago. I'm just not doing that.
It doesn't then we're gonna have to ask. I'm gonna ask Cynthia when I do the OC pod with her this week, which, by the way, you guys, how did you like Cynthia? Did you listen to I did?
I actually laid sitting outside yesterday and I listened to the podcast. Is the first time I've listened to it.
I haven't had a chance. And I think she was amazing. I think she was good. Her energy was.
Bright, like yeah, and you know when she actually brought something up that I never even thought about, like that moment We're at the yoga retreat event, whatever you want to call it, and I actually had said a lot more things other than you know, my dog dying and what was the other thing.
I can't remember.
Oh, I'm closing down. I said, I actually gave a whole list of things that that were upsetting me. And you're right, like she never came in for that hug or I'm sorry or anything like that.
Yeah, there was no like softness to it. But then Chara kind of shade Cynthia. I think she calls her a supermodel, then says, I'm sorry, a model. Are they close? Do you know? I don't know? And I'm gonna have to ask her because listen, nobody's accusing me of being a model or a supermodel. I'm just being honest.
No, no, I think they refer to you as a nat, a nat, you know, and I'm a rat.
So we rhyme, I know. Oh god, do you know that people are the haters are gonna go crazy now? Oh yeah, the rats.
It's going to be a rat with my face and a NAT with your face.
Okay, then hashtag twat that actually should be our new We need to do update to cover photos for this.
I'm not doing that.
Why I do not want to be Okay, I have a question. Would you rather be a listen, tam rat? Calm your tam rat? Would you rather be a rat or a nat? I don't want to be either. But here's the thing. Rats don't really they don't like bite you or anything. Now I'm afraid of rats. We had rats growing up as pets. I had a rat too when I was in high school. Well I didn't. My mom got it for my brother. But it was actually I think she got it.
No, yeah, she got it for my brother and it was no.
All right.
So now we get into Atlanta. Can I tell you when I turned it on? Because first of all, getting the show here was a little bit of a pain in the ass because they don't it's you can't find it. You can on the TV, so you have to download VPN, you had to pay for it or But the first three minutes of the show, I was like, is this the right episode?
Am I? Like?
They did three minutes pretty much? A flashback unseen footage of twenty twenty shoined Marlow's text with Candy telling her Quinton was killed. The next day, Candy had Marlowe over to her house. Candy confronted Marlowe relating about her own brother's death and her confessional Candy says she knows it is a terrible loss since she sees her nephew as children.
What about before we even get to that, when they show that the season three intro, if you notice that Nini was not in it.
I actually did not notice it, but social media is losing their shit over it, and I have a couple of thoughts about that.
Well, Nini does too, because she tweeted she wrote, thank you tweety pies for all your gms and comments. I see everything you are sending to me. It's really just a shame people can do these things and get away with it. If only you really knew, if only you really knew.
Whatever, Nini, I have mixed feelings about it. They were in a lawsuit.
And allegedly no they were. But you know, as we start the episode, you know that shit's gonna about to go down because the year's montage. Like when they start showing all those montages, they're like, okay for something, Brandon. Then they use the same flashback scenes the entire episode, like twenty times. I'm like, I got it. I don't have this right.
The episode was more about flashbacks than anything else.
I feel like, well, because who cares what Sonia having to move her family in and out anymore?
I don't talk about her. I have a question for you, what how do I even start it this? We've talked about it the past four episodes, This whole thing about Marlowe going crazy on Drew, about Candy not responding or acknowledging that her nephew was shot and all this, It just was like, felt like such a reach, you know what I mean, It felt like such a reach. And now, even though I think ninety percent of the people are on candy side, the way that they are producing it, they're trying to make Candy look bad.
Yeah, I mean, I feel like this was meant to make Candy look like she gets I mean, I feel like they were trying to break the fourth wall without breaking the fourth wall. My guess is that some of the women feel like Candy doesn't show her full.
And that was my next comment. So I feel like, is Brava listening to the listeners the viewers and saying, you know what, Candy gets away with hardly just skating by and promoting her businesses, So let's go ahead and you know, and hard on Candy. I felt like Candy was being very sympathetic in the flashbacks from years ago. Yeah, so it doesn't make any sense for Marla to say that she was not sympathetic. She didn't send her flowers. She's making it a way bigger deal than it is. And I kept thinking why she getting away with it? And I feel like, I don't know if the producers are like, oh my god, this is all. We have to bring Candy down, So it's her year. She's going down. Let's use this because they're trying to force us to believe that Candy did something wrong. But if you really look at it and you're logical about it, what.
Did she do? But once Candy read the text messages and what she responded, and then that four days later, like one that she called her what was it, Candy aambs or whatever it was, and she wrote a couple days later like join my What is it where you say hi to people? CAMMI? Okay, yeah, join my cameo.
That was something that I had written down because it's like, yeah, because you know what, you know, Candy's a big name and she's got a lot of followers if she makes by person. So Teddy, if you're not on cameo, can you please sign up under my name because I will make five percent of every cell you do.
I remember getting those texts like my second year on Housewives from a couple people, and then there was this huge thing that was like in the New York Post or something about all the women that were on cameo, and I was like, I'm not doing it. Have you guys selling out. I did it for a couple of special occasions, like they'll reach out to me and they're like, will you do Mother's Day or Valentine And I'll do it for that, But I cannot do it onlike the daily because then I know because I get annoyed. So what'll happen is it'll be like, you have forty eight hours to complete this request.
Well, I always do six days just because sometimes I'm busy, like right now I had to do when it was on day six. But then you have other ones to be charged more where you can do twenty four hour return.
I was going to ask you how much do you charge on your cameo?
I think they're like, it's about two hundred dollars.
And I have been on it a little while. I've made how much money do you think you've made.
Over six figures a year?
Well, this shows how long I've been doing it and how I have a five star review. I've made a total of three three hundred. Well why did you turn it off?
That doesn't sound like you because you're a you're a hustler.
You because it actually the.
Way you can.
I don't know. Here's the thing, if I could just go on. And it's when people start to do me a favorite script.
Turn it on, Turn it on, and I want to see and I want you to report back in a month and tell me how much she's met you've made. Okay, So back to Marlowe, the fact this scene, this flashback didn't air three seasons ago, goes to show producers must have not thought this was interesting back then, so why are they now trying to make it something that it's not.
But also, it seemed like by that text message she wasn't that close with her cousin because she said did he used to work there? She didn't even know for certain?
Oh I didn't pick that up.
Yeah did he used to work there? And Candy said, I don't know, let me find out. Oh yeah, yeah, that's right then. But what I started thinking, like, maybe Marlowe needs to listen to the Miley Cyrus song I Can buy Myself Flowers, because like, did she really I don't know? It didn't seem like she was that upset two years ago, So why is she that? I think she should just own it and say listen. I actually am just upset that I feel like I share my entire life and Candy does it, and that pisses me off. That would have sat better with.
Me, but the fact that Candy does not show a lot of her life, and I feel like, you know, Twitter, Instagram, the fans say the same thing, and I feel like this is an opportunity for Candy to be activated, for them to put a fire in her ass, and she's going to be activated this season. Well, if this is all they have, if this is all they have, because let me tell you, when you look at it, I'm on Candy side.
I know me too, I am, and we love Marlow, but it seems like Marlow.
While also this is a stretch bringing.
I don't really get why they even needed Drew over there for that conversation because then Drew made it worse. And you know, I love Drew on a personal level, but this episode, I didn't really understand what where Drew was coming from because they kept saying how aggressive Marlow was being, but really Marlow.
Was just yeah. And then then the producers show Marla with her hands on her hips, So how aggressive is she being?
I mean, they were both yelling, but then you know, at one point, she starts crying, Candy starts crying and then Marla's like, oh, Candy, you're gonna cry grab it's just so I can't choke you bitch or whatever.
I think that Marlow knew that Candy was seen red and she was about to lose her shit, and that's why she was like, you know, I.
Mean, they were just me. They were I mean, I don't know.
I feel like, well, at least with the next thing, we got a good and that's shre getting emotional about seeing her son with his new daughter. And Cairo is a great dad and she didn't think he was ready to be a dad, but he kind of proved her wrong.
And I have one question.
Was that a Cardier bracelet a little three month old granddaughter?
I didn't see that.
Oh yeah, they're etting her hand into that. I'm like, was that Cardier bracelet she has? You know, a little nail little love bracelet.
The love hit the nail with the.
Head on the nail, the nail one damn.
I do think that the grandma is the most like wholesome content that we needed. I was like, oh, but I didn't realize my mom goes by Gigi two. I thought Gigi, like, my mom just came up with it. Apparently a lot of that's what it's called.
That's what Ava calls my mom because she's a great grandma.
So it's Gigi. So I wonder why my mom is Gigi if she's not a great either gorgeous grandma. Well, speaking of relatives, I really need to understand what this cousin thing is because now all of a sudden, Drew is calling Courtney her cousin. I'm like, show me the twenty three and me because actually, supposedly he is Ralph. She is Ralph's cousin, but now she's your cousin, she's your cousin in law. I don't even get it.
I know, I don't just related.
I need to know exactly who's related. And if you, if you, if you didn't know you.
Were cousins in your in your forties, chances are you're like fourth cousins. You're like fifth cousin.
Yeah, exactly, all right, So that I mean the kind of the episode I don't know.
I just what about Sonia's mom having is it her mom that had a confessional in her what's it called zebago.
Dress? Now I need to know did Sandy get a confessional?
Sandy got no Confessionals. She's well, well, I have to say my mom's.
Upside with me. Why because you made fun of my crocs?
No, because I said we got stuck with Sandy in the first episode. So I sent her a message and said, Mom, because you know I'm obviously traveling.
You know, I was just joking.
She goes, well, I will admit that it was very hard for me to watch.
I go, Mom, I warned you. I was just joking around, you know.
How I am.
And she's like, don't worry, I'll move out. I go, No, you don't dove out. Don't be passive aggressive, Sandy.
I go, Sandy, I didn't even know you had feelings, so you don't act like you have feelings all I know.
Stop, but don't do that.
Don't throw that on me, the one that make me up the Irish exit every single time I see her.
Oh my gosh, No, I'm in trouble. Sandy's at home using your sex chair.
So funny, I know, Sandy, Uh, so you know Sophia is at home. My mom's at home, and I'm constantly you know, texting Sofia calling Sophia and she's like, Mom, stop between you and grandma She's like coming into my room every two hours to make sure I'm not doing anything wrong. I'm not doing anything.
And then you're texting me.
I'm like, okay, okay, And I had her on the phone.
I go, okay, okay, I won't do anymore. I go, by the way, listen to this click.
I hung up on her. She texted me back, She's like, really, Mom, that was rude. I go, I know, I'm just joking.
I'm not gonna bug you anymore. Well, I do have one other thought in this episode, what are your thoughts on how they keep bringing up Marlow's pass. Like, granted, I did see more of Candy's side on this entire argument, but I can't say that would start to weigh on me if somebody brought up something I did twenty.
Three, twenty years ago, give it a rest, guys, leave it alone.
I think one of them doing it.
I think that I'm starting to see Marlow's side, Like she's pissed off that when it comes to her, everybody is so negative and has no problem saying that whatever she did. But yet when it comes to the shooting at Candy's restaurant or with with the.
Nephew, well, I feel like that we need just the escape room or whatever those rooms are. I mean, half the group leaving also bugs me that half would leave they don't there's no reconciliation. Courtney is bugging me again, even though she had a good episode, Manietta, what are you doing? What about when Sonia said she's never taken a shot? I was like, well, you should take some more. Well that's clear, Well it's clearly you haven't. Yeah, live Ala should start just a little bit. Fan thoughts are marlow is inventing drama? Most of the comments on our Instagram was negative things towards what was going on with Marlowe. And I just think this what's hard about Housewives, because we do love Marlowe. If no one's doing anything, there is pressure, especially if you are newer to being a main part of the show, on you to figure out something to bring. And I think you may have. You know, I don't know if she did on her own, or she was wrongly advised or what it was, but I think she thinks she's making good points here.
Well, there's a lot of people that saying, you know, Marlo's should be demoted and all these things. What would this show have this season without Marlow.
I don't know, no one's even in it. I mean, we have Kenya's hair care and Kenya's opening up her own salon, which is cool, which is great for her, But nobody really watches people for their businesses. Let's be oh, they don't. Nobody cares how your business is doing. Like they just don't. Sorry, it's just the matter of the business. Like anytime I see somebody starting a skincare line or blah blah blah, I'm like, let's get to the fight. The next question is Drew from Chicago. She never tells us that. I don't know. I don't know where she's from.
My friend's from Chicago. And I asked, herega, do you not say anything about shooting? Like is that like you can't She's like, no, I've never heard that before.
A lot of people said this episode was boring. I think that's the problem was there was no fun. They were just fighting.
This season is starting very slow, so I'm hoping that it gets better for sure.
Right, all right, Well, we've got some juicy stuff coming up because we've got our second episode of Real Housewives Orange County, which I'm looking forward to doing. With Cynthia, and then we have Jersey final episode, which I already read that Jersey, they're saying that they're planning on bringing the entire cast back and bringing newbies in, which would mean if that's true, if this.
Rumor is true, saying that who knows.
Like one of those I don't know. I feel like once those things hit, like the blood rundowns, I feel like it's happening.
These bloggers and Instagram fan accounts think they know it all, and I'm just finding like, you can't you go to a rabbit hole.
Listen to I'm like, oh my god, everybody's coming back.
And then if you happen to have a relationship with the cast or like, no, we don't know anything. So it's just like just stop trying to be an investigator.
Just let it come out. We are investigators, Tom, We're investigative journalists. We're journalists. Now sorry, we're we're doubled. We're what is it called when people like have all the things like they're idiots? I mean that's us, But like when people are triple threats, like what are they trip? I can't remember. I think Candy's one where she's like gotten all the things. Never mind, Yeah, we're not anyways, I can't. We're none of those things.
We're none of those things.
We gotta go. You've got turks and cakeos to do. I've got no kids camps, they're out of school. We're multifaceted journalists, investigators.
Sure we are.
I mean, granted, I'm already stressing.
Do you remember how we started out?
We were just two fired housewives trying to make a living. Well, at least you got a job back additional one. Well you're not. I'm still out here hustling fake titties and whatnot.
Dead dead dead. That's a great way to end it. So you and your fake titties.
It was nice scene, you know. Nice.
I miss my fake titties in a bathing suit.
That's I'm going to be in Orange County until Sunday. When you back.
I'm back Saturday.
Should we spend Father's Day together?
Yes, come to me, Daddy.
Eddie. I want to be our zaddies zatdy.
Eddie because you know what that means.
Oh my gosh. All right, bye guys, Bye,