Two Teas in a pod with Teddy Melancan's and camera judge. All right, I got to stage right, so it's just a little oh my god, we heard you too. No, he's getting Yes, we did. Wait are you done yet? This brings me right into the girls. Did you wash your hands? Yes? And don't even start with me because you did not wash your hands in Jeff Lewis, because you said I only touched my vagina. I mean, it wasn't like I touched yours. I had to wash my hands, and by the way, I don't I don't really touch my vagina with my bare hand when I pee. Yesterday, Dove is really ramped up about coming on this trip, like she we had to get up at four am. It was a whole big thing. I'm sorry. Welcome to another episode of Two Teas. To pot back into my story about Dove. So we're gonna be recapping girls trip. But as I prepared with my family to go on this trip, Dove wants to take a shower in the morning because she I guess she wanted to be fresh to go. And the other kids and I were like, all getting ready, We're all kind of together, and Dove gets out and she kind of like slaps down near her belly and she goes, don't worry, guys, I dried off my penis. Stop it stop, I go. I was like, you actually don't have a penis, and she goes, fine, my vagina sounds like somebody's going to be a character when she gets older. I was like, one, it starts with a bee, not a bee. Two. But like, now all the everything we've done this entire trip is cruise or any of us that have penises or not, be like, don't worry, I dried off my penis. That is hilarious but so good. All right, so all right we're we're we're in the girls trip now. Um oh no, First we have vanderpump Rule's headlines. Yeah, we got headlines. Oh my god, couldn't get worse. I swear this is like the never ending um scandal. It's always why in the world? Okay, finally I figured out why Tom Schwartz had those weights on his wrists. Why please, Because he made a bet that he would stop how many times he was going to touch his face, So he put the weights on to not touch his face, but he still touched it multiple times. And Andy had to step in and say, you're touching your face because he touches his face when he gets nervous. It's like me going like this, um or like picking up my nails. That's how he does. Really. Yeah, so apparently he was really nervous because he was. I would have rather seenn cuffs. I would have rather seen anything other than him trying to get out of every single live that he told He took them off before watch What Happens Live and ended. But um, but did you find it very confusing to understand? Because they are lying and he was like talking in like a tornado. I'm like, what are you talking about? And using these words that don't even words, but not in the right quarter. And I'm not that smart, so I'm like, what are you doing? And Andy's like, you're you're you're like a salad or something like that. It's like you're giving me a word salad. Because I was like, yeah, I heard about the affair in August, which, of course, then I'm like when Machina's wedding, you know, like trying to figure it out because what I think happened, I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure she'd already slept with Sam of all, and then that's why that's laying. Honestly, you and I could have made out hotter than freaking Schwartz and Rachel. And that was I mean that kiss was like this, so we can kiss here? Yea um, but no, that was the most that was great. Well, there's a lot of there's a lot of reaction about Tom's appearance and Watch What Happens Life from the cast. His ex Katie Maloney responded to his Watch Happen Life appearance, You're the only one that wants to hug him, dude, read the room. Well, it's because Tom said, Tom, I know the whole world hates you, but I'm not going to abandon you, old buddy. I'm not going to abandon you. He's he's he knows he's a monster for what he did. If you see him, give him a hug. Maybe he doesn't deserve it, but give him a hug. He's down bad. Um. Well, I think they know if it was reversed. I saw in Katie's confessional on Vanderpump Pools where she said, listen, I don't think if it was reversed that Sandoval would have done the same for Schwartz and I think that's clear. Yeah, the whole thing just makes me sad. But it's also the way it's all playing out. Tom Schwartz said, Um, it's like an it was like an unkept secret, or said something along those lines, which it wasn't. Did you say it was like a known secret, which a known secret? So to me, ann secret means I am not gonna say that I was right. But there is a portion of this that I don't think. I think that they I mean, let's look at the ratings of Vanderpump Pools. Yeah, there's Tom's life cannot be very exciting right now. So I don't think it's on purpose so or to put it out there like it was a wrong move. Bro, Well, I don't know that it was necessarily him, but I feel like the way that it all exploded the way that it did, Um, it's interesting. But the other part is I mean he said that he is in love with Rachel. I mean, it's crazy when James Kennedy is a fan favorite. Oh my god, not after you watch this episode though, I Oh, I haven't watched the latest. Oh he's back to old I couldn't. He's doing Arianna even has to scream at him. But oh god, James yea, his girlfriend had to leave a couple of times because he was such a mess um. But I don't know. I just want to know if he was in love with Rachel when he was planning on telling Ariana, like, you've been doing this for months, but in this episode, the last thing we'll talk about it. In Vanderfront Pools is he said, we are always Tom sand of All said, we are always checking out other guys and girls. He says that to meaning him in Ariana. Really so, so they have an open relationship, but that's what they always are denying. But now I'm like, I don't know. I mean, Edwin and I have a thing where if somebody's good looking that one of us notices, we don't look without it just saying it to the other person. So it's not rude, like we just go hey, and then it's like, I'm not trying to disrespect you now, but I'm going to check this person out for a second, because it's you to check people up. So like if we're walking, if we were walking to the pool right now and like some hot guy would walk by, I'd be like to Edwin I'd go hey, and he'd be oh god, or same thing. But that way, you're not your significant other. Your spouse doesn't look at you and think like what an asshole they're checking They're thinking that they're not seeing me check out when I'm checking out. Yeah, anyway that makes sense. Um, oh my gosh, this next one, I mean, are you serious? I actually I never respond about this woman ever, because I mean, it's been three years. Get a hobby like Sariah, leave me alone. It's too much, go for it. We didn't even say anything terrible about Heather. We just were reporting what we had heard in regards to Tether McDonald and Meghan Weaver. We were just saying this happened, but done. Like I know Megan Weaver and I felt bad for her. We had a conversation and I said, I'm so sorry she goes. You know, I know I didn't had it the right way, but now she's making it public and we stuck up for her. Well. She sent me a DM saying thank you so much to you and Teddy for sticking up for me. I really appreciate it. Da dadna go, no problem. It was a fan ftion. We answered it and then this and to be clear though, but to be clear, we also didn't say that Megan Weaver wasn't also in the wrong. We don't know. We don't know that. We don't know how much they were drinking, what the fight was about. We're simply saying, don't attext people online have the conversation. It is what it is. We don't know the full story, but this one girl loves to teck people online. And when I say at tech, it is to the point where it's just disgusting. Well, Kelly Dodds says, um Tamra Judge in the video and a TikTok and a video. Kelly Godd says Tamra Judge is the biggest piece of crap and a big fat liar in an Instagram story. By the way, I don't think you're allowed to say a big fat liar anymore, just saying um, Kelly says, So whatever, God, now you're gonna get us some trouble. Kelly says, um Tamra called Megan Weaver and told her Kelly was talking badly about her. Key, I wasn't you're talking crap about Heather McDonald wanting your two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. The big mouth. Um, you're the one with the big mouth, and you're a liar, a big fat liar. Kelly continues, you're always listening to my podcast. Get the fact straight. We all know you're an uneducated dumbass. You pets. She never said anything about Megan Weave, and Heather doesn't have anything to do with the two hundred and fifty thousand, She closes with, so stop texting Megan and telling her I said that loser. First of all, I don't even have Megan Weaver's phone number, so I never called her ever once saying that Kelly talked bad about her. That never ever happened. I never talked to Megan Weaver about the two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. It's owed to me because it's five hundred thousand. She can't get anything straight. So it's just it's such a joke. And Megan I talked about last night. She is so upset about it. She said, I never said that Kelly had called me from vacation with a funny story, and she said, why did you go after the two teas about supporting me like that? Upset me? And that's all she said, she goes I did, and then Kelly went crazy on social media and suddenly I'm a big fat liar and I'm uneducated and I we're both losers, losers, and I'm like, I'm just here to tell you, Kelly, I still follow you on Instagram just because I like to see some of the nonsense that you say. But I'm one million percent can say with one hundred percent clarity, I have never once listened to any of your podcast. Oh, you have to actually pay, you have to pay to listen to our podcast. So I am sorry. My husband is Nicol and Diamond me from ordering a green food service. Yeah, I've never listened to her. I every once will get a clip sent to me because she's talking shit. It's and it's all that done, you know, it is what it is. And here's the thing. We don't go out of our way to talk badly about her because we don't care. So why why are you so obsessed with us? I just I'm blocked on everything, so I don't see. I don't like her. I don't like to me, I can't. I don't. I'm not block on her because tag me all you want, bitch, what are you gonna what are you gonna come for next? You've tried. I had to come for everything, go for it. I mean, she's gonna my business, my husband, my kids, myself. But who believes her? Who cares? Nobody does because I never see any press on her. No one, Please, I don't know, but leave us alone, Kelly, really, move on. I hate that we're even talking about her. Usually we don't even say her name. But what she said last night was every part of it was a lie. Yeah, that's the thing. At least get your facts straight. M The next one is also about Instagram. Alexeia and Marisol spill it on Girls Trip. On her discs about Melissa buying followers, Alexeia now tells Today dot Com, I usually get myself in this situation when appearing on the show, I talked from the heart. Maybe there's no facts or proof or receipts or research because I don't need a receipt. My receipt is in my head and in my heart. When I saw Teresa and Melissa, who has the most followers, I generally thought it was Teresa. Alexia continues, then Marisol on her alcohol business. Most people are like I love it. People want me to go have drinks with them all over the world and choose to read their comments. Marisol turning her personal brand into a business with an upcoming line called Cockies, which will consist of mixers for alcoholic and non alcoholic beverages. Alexeia jokes, you didn't make them makis for Leah, right. Everybody can boose it up as much as they want. I think they're funny together. I liked in the confession. I like them better together than their eyes. I thought it was cute. I do like them together. I think they're cute together. They bounce off each other together than apart. But you know, this is a girl, This is a housewife that's never going away, even you know she is away. And that's Jen Shaw she's doing. I guess Her manager says that she's working on a production titled The Real Housewives of Brian and I'm assuming that's the prison in Texas as she's in. Chris says she's still in the early phases as Jen's talking, taking time to cheat some of her crew how to read and write. Regardless, we're told the script revolves around the real life housewives residing in prison. You can't even make this ship up. But I'm sorry if this kid's done, I'm watching it because Okay, so she's trying to do her own show out of prison. I mean, this girl's a hustler him us and around. I mean, what is there's that one show it's like locked up or like Women Who Kill or any poising there. I'd like to see her in Orange as the New Black Um. But then also in gin News, Jim Shaw owes her attorney over one hundred and twenty four thousand and unpaid legal fees. Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna say he ain't getting that money. The law firm made several unsuccessful collection attempts, and Shaw was notified of her debts last month at a minimum security federal prison and Brian, Texas is where she's serving six and a half years for Peters Sikes. Okay, this next one is a doozy. It's bringing it back to Jersey. We knew we had our finger on the pulse that something was talked about it in our last episode about Rachel Fudha's husband's ex wife. She's not going to be happy, and I thought maybe, like maybe she doesn't watch well she does watch from prison. Yeah, not Brian prison where Jen Shaw is but a prison in New Jersey. Yeah, so it says not my choice. Real Housewives New Jersey star Rachel Fudda's husband's John's imprisoned ex claims he banned her from visits with their son, Jaden. Now The US Son can exclusively reveal Jaden's biological mother, Brittany, is an inmate and is currently serving prison time at a halfway house in Peterson, New Jersey. I've tried to get in touch with my son, but John won't let me. Seeing I've gone to prison, John has prevented me from speaking and seeing him whatsoever. This was not my choice. The former bartender mentioned she saw Jaden periodically up until twenty seventeen, before her last major arrest. She has been in and out of prison since June twenty eighteen, and said that each time she got out, she contacted John to see her son, but he refused. What this is telling me is this is a really sad situation. I don't even want to comment on it like it. It's obviously heartbreaking whatever it is that this woman is going through. I am glad that Jaden is in a safe, good place, but I also hope for healing for his mother because I don't know what chel show. Yeah, I'm sure Rachel at this point is like shit, I should have never said anything. It's kind of a new being mistake. You never know what you're gonna. You don't realize what you're gonna. What you say on camera is going to trickle down and affect other people that are not well. Show. None of us would have looked into finding out that this woman was in prison or at a halfway house had this not been a storyline, right, Oh, for sure, it wouldn't have happened. Um for sure. Okay, hey, by the way, when you put your hand up here and hit when you hit your you sound muffled for some reason. Real my end, on my end, I don't know if it's on your end. I mean, well, I haven't the Tom Schwartz where I want to get your hands? Where's your handcuffs? Where's the handcuffs? You and ed when used last night? Hold on, I'll just tie myself up with this. Oh my god, so ultimate girls trip, I mean PEPSI was clearly the star of the show, boxing, falling on his ass, kicking his heels in the hallway, and his shoe flies off. He was more entertaining all the way to the end when he started crying no because Giselle made Pepsi loses. But here a guy. It was sad at the end, but he was literally the star of the entire episode because I mean, I don't know sexy PEPs out with something, but I mean, we love Pepsi, but I really need to talk to you about something here and I'm worked up. Okay, not only is Lea on her period, oh my gosh, you hear about it again, so has diarrhea, yet she foregoes underwear and where's pants or skirt or whatever it is? With cutouts next to the butt? Make it makes sense? It doesn't make sense if I had the runs and on on my period, the last thing I'd be doing is going commandosolutely not because sometimes you know what happens when you're on the run. Well, what if you did a little toot? That's what I say. Sometimes I don't know. I also want to know the temperature it is, if you guy it's ninety degrees that they said it was ninety degrees, but I'm assuming the humidity is probably at one hundred. It reminds me a lot of when we filmed in Bali, you literally would walk outside and just sweat. I mean, these poor girls, like you can see the sweat tripping off of them. Well. I also rumor has it that people can faint from lack of attention, And you think that's what happened with Leah. I don't know. I mean, I think she's probably is feeling shitty, but like, I just need a little bit of enjoyable person, because she was enjoyable on this podcast. She was funny, she didn't take herself too seriously. I have some suggestions. I have some suggestions for Peacock. Where are you aware that too? When you hire these housewives, make sure that they're not going to be on their period when they're filming for Ultimate Girl's Trip. If they are, then they got to pass. Because I don't want are about somebody's period. I don't want to see somebody moody. I don't want to know about their the runs that she she had, they have, I just don't want to hear it. I also wonder if there is an option to have just like a Sober Girl's Trip, because there's women that whether they're sober because they don't drink at all. Um, but like aren't in recovery. They just aren't drinkers. Like I don't think Margaret drinks like you could. Yeah, fun, she's fun. I understand that Candy doesn't drink. My point is you could do a girls trip that has no alcohol in it, and then if we are still the pits, then we know. Okay. Next thing, um, Candice, regarding Giselle, what about when she goes you have nothing to offer but long necks and stovepipe legs? What is what is a stovepipe leg? I think just a big like there's no movement, like it's like you have cankles, like there's no it's like this, like there's no dimension, like it doesn't go okay, So yeah, I'm like, what is this? I mean just like this before? Well, actually it's like stove pipe legs are about that big and about that big round. At least they are a wolf on her. What wolf? You're a wolf? Yeah? The stove oven? Oh oh I get it cooking humor. I don't know. I wouldn't know. You have no idea. Oh my gosh, okay, I didn't know what you were talking about. Totally. Who servador wolf sub zero? Any of those make Yeah, okay, that's good. I know. Oh my god. Well, PEPSI did his best to get the girls boxing, and um most of them were like, no, not doing it. But Leah I know, but I'll tell you Leah and Whitney they killed it. They look like they were really good. I know that there went out and put it like they put on the outfits, the whole thing. She didn't kill it though, so but she tried. She gets to a for effort. Leah. I know boxes because I follow her on Instagram and she's always got that boxer guy with her and films it and stuff. But Whitney, boy, she's not somebody to mess with. Now Whitney's starting to come around. I did like how Whitney said, listen, I need to stop this whole Heather thing and try to build relationships with the other girls, which I hope is happening. But then they all talk about how they're going to start having fun. But then Giselle, I'm sorry the way that she was talking to production. Ship that ship to Giselle, because that class that is the whole bottle it really by the way, I didn't like, I have the big one and the little one, do you do you keep them? I don't even keep these bottles. Eddie was my pee as a joke. Yeah, this one still has a seal on it, but this one Eddie got for his birthday, which he doesn't really drink alcohol. So I'm just here to tell you that if PEPSI could figure out to get KFC, I'm sure there's a way to figure out to get another Bottom Classics. I mean, Giselle did everything she could to produce this show, this episode, but like I mean, it was just absolutely ridiculous, like you know, suspect one, suspect. I mean, she made such a huge deal about this, like it's really like nothing's going on, So here's Giselle to the rescue. I'm gonna make a big deal out of nothing. Well it's because there was no husbands around to accuse of anything, so she's got to accuse one of the women of theft. Well she is, she likes to accuse people of things. But the thing I don't understand is like one, if I was Candiss, I would have been like, just go on my fucking room already, like shut so I don't have to hear you do this anymore. Go on my room. But that's my figure around you would you allow you would allow somebody go in your room and didays? I have nothing in my room? Like, what are people gonna see? Like? But I think she did it out of principal, Like, no, I didn't steal your ship. You're not going through my room. I'm not buying into this bullshit. That's what how I took it as Candice. Candice did not steal the bottle. Do you think we're gonna find out who stole the bottle? No? But I just think I was like, I don't care, and I don't want to see a full season, a full episode about the stupid bottle and plus yours l I have yet to even see you drunk. So if you're gonna be this worked up about a bottle, you better be coming out swinging next week and having fun and being drunk and be sloppy and do all the things. Because the thing that confuses me is she's like, the bottle was on the yacht. That was like two or three episodes ago, wasn't it so three days prior? Soay, she hasn't had a drink in three days? No, they had it at home. They were drinking that night and she said, I know, wasn't that was the nine drinks and not yet, but that's that was a few episodes ago, so she hasn't had a drink since then, who knows. But also I'm sure they can find you more. But what I particularly didn't like wasn't necessarily that she was grilling all the women. It was when they showed production and how she was talking to production. That's what I don't like, because I do feel like when I was on the show, production was like whether it was it didn't always do me any favors, Like they were my friends, and like I just couldn't imagine talking to them that way. Right, Yeah, I'll just leave them alone and leave Candice alone. Jeez, I don't know what it is with this these girls. We met her. She's sweet, she's nice, she's always been supportive, always been a great girl. So Chris, her husband amazing. Why do they keep picking on her? Well, I don't know. I don't think hanging with Leah is doing any of her any favors. I think once she once Leah goes, whatever happens, I think this is problem. Whatever the fainting thing happened, I feel like now it'll force Candice to become friends with somebody else, hopefully Whitney or someone because Whitney had a good moment this episode when they were in the van and she calls Heather out for saying things in the van rather than in the moment. I thought that was great. That was good because the way that Heather's acting, Um, even the Pickney girls are embarrassed by Heather's reaction, Like I'm like, this is like you've got a chill on the fan girling. I'm just happy anyone's talking about me, even if it's even if the popular girls say something mean about me. They can call me fat and ugly, and I still like, it's like, really, do you not like? Please like and honestly try to get to know them then instead of just talking I don't know. And then but clearly, once she's had a couple of drinks and then she's in the car, she had a whole hell of a lot of thing. Heather's one of those girls that's friends with a friend she's with, Yeah, she will, she's gonna do. She's gonna try to relate it about you and talk to you and talk shit about me like she's She's just that girl. And I think Giselle nailed it when she's like, I don't believe anything she says, because I don't either. Do you do you believe that Porsha throws passive aggressive shade or is that just the wife I think? I mean, I mean, like example, naming the team poor Leah, I thought that. I don't know, I don't think that was even shade. I think that was just kind of being an asshole, Like of all the names you could have said, I don't know why you would say poor Leah. Like, but I think it's just one of those housewife opportunities to cause a little drama. Yeah, but I don't know that she needed to pick Leah in that in that instant. But I mean, truthfully, I don't think, Oh we got to talk about the Instagram picture that was shade to not tag for sure? For sure that was like, yeah, the fact that she tagged everybody else but those two and then goes, oh, well, it's because you guys just want my followers, which is why you want to be tagged. I agreed with Candice here because Candid's like, it's not about the followers, it's you know, drama is going to surround that yeah, because they know that the people like us are gonna see the post and go, oh, we can see who's not getting along. But I don't. It is not cyber bullying, that's no. No. I think that she's the words bullying altogether. Let's stop. Let's stop me and girls, let's stop bullying. These are the shows that are watching. This is what's happening. Also, how are you allowed to post anyway? You're not even supposed to be posting on these trips? Did you post when you were on Girls Trip? I don't think I did. My phone was literally in my room ninety five percent of the time because we were so busy, and I hate more than anything to be filming and have somebody sit there texting, Like who told Candice that the outfit that she was wearing when she tried it on in Thailand was ugly? That actually Marisa poopy pants because she put it on over her other out Yeah. And then um, they went to a weed shop. How original we did that an Ultimate Girl's Trip too, We went to a dispensary, got weed. Well they all better come out more fun and high then, because this this episode was the pits for me. I mean, I definitely blamed Jesselt for breaking Pepsi. Poor Pepsi. I mean, it literally broke my heart to see him cry. Like really he's like and he's like, I'm over the ship. How many more days do I have left? He's like, poor Pepsi. He probably just was drinking the bottle, and like, maybe they finished the bottle and maybe he didn't know you're supposed to keep it, and he just got rid of it. You're not you don't have to keep it. It's not that big of a deal. It's not worth any but what also, what was she gonna do bring it home? That's why understand Oh I got so annoying. It was just a very stupid storyline. Do you think that do you think Pepsi stole the bottle? I don't think Pepsi stole the bottle. I think that they probably finished the bottle and when the bottle was empty, they tossed it out probably or I hope, I hope they find it in someone's room. Well, do you think it could be in Whitney's room? Did you see when she got home in the Sprinter she ran inside, claiming she had to go the bathroom. Did she go to her room and move the bottle. Who knows Whitney. This is like clue, Whitney, Whitney, do you have the bottle? You are suspectable one according to I mean, honestly, we make fun of Giselle for making storyline, but look we're sitting here talking about it, well because it's the only thing to talk about from this episode. The only other thing to talk about would be Leah who fainted. But this is par for the course of how Leah has been this entire Girl's trap, right, Well, I thought Leah was going to the hospital. Well that's coming next obviously. I thought she was like day three in the hospital, is what I heard. So you can never believe what you hear. There could be day three, she could be home resting and then would do whatever they're they're on day five. Oh well you never know. So it's not from the elephant poop, is what we learned. Yeah, and I think that Whitney needs to get involved a little bit more. I know, I think more involved this episode, but I want to see more Whitney. But who was Whitney has to Whitney and Candice. This is my thing that I think Whitney and Candice need to align. They have similar type like personalities. If they both just let go and start having fun, then maybe it'll carry on that like, because right now it's the cool girls, which is Giselle, Marisol and Alexia Alexia those they're like, who's Whitney. Who's Whitney really hanging out with She's not. She's lurking around Heather trying to continue that storyline, which we don't care about anymore. So she needs to step in now that she's probably not been hanging out with Candas because Cannas is always with Leah. I need those two episodes they have, but I think they're contract for six, so next week might be the last unless they got seven. I don't know. I don't know, but we're gonna need them to bring it. So what else happened? Well at the very end, but the very end, we got some Candice being Candice at the end, screaming at Chizelle by Greenhoe with your green ass. You're green with envy and rage with bitterness, and you're acting like a Karen. The shade that comes off that girl's tongue, I mean, you got it. It's effortless for her. I need her to start writing lines for me. She should be a writer's but she should be more her list of things you can do. She's very booked up. But I mean that that was kind of the entire episode. The fan thoughts are exactly like us. We just want them to have some fun serious in Giselle a fucking bottle. I know Leah, and I've said I said this a couple of weeks ago. Giselle needs to stop trying to be a producer, and if you're going to be a producer, step it up a little bit because we don't care about the bottle storyline at all. Well, they obviously didn't have anything else, so I mean, if it wasn't for her, I guess they would not have That episode would be nothing. The only thing would have been Leah fainting. I will I will tell you just from my own experience of being on the show, it's hard to film. I thought at first was because I was off for a year, but I think really what it is is when you go into this group and you don't know these girls, it's hard to be yourself like you want them to like you, and you don't know enough about them, and you're trying it's it's difficult. It's not as it's like middle school. Yeah, it's not as easy as high school. And when you're on a housewife show, Yeah no, I get it. You'll you'll find out, we'll see, we'll see um. But yeah, that's it guys. Um. And then we are back again on Monday with Mauricio. Yeah. So sending any questions that you have for either of them to us over on the two Teas in a Pod Instagram and Tamera, I am off piece out, I'm jealous. Bye bye

Two Teas in a pod with Teddy Melancan's and camera judge. All right, I got to stage right, so it's just a little oh my god, we heard you too. No, he's getting Yes, we did. Wait are you done yet? This brings me right into the girls. Did you wash your hands? Yes? And don't even start with me because you did not wash your hands in Jeff Lewis, because you said I only touched my vagina. I mean, it wasn't like I touched yours. I had to wash my hands, and by the way, I don't I don't really touch my vagina with my bare hand when I pee. Yesterday, Dove is really ramped up about coming on this trip, like she we had to get up at four am. It was a whole big thing. I'm sorry. Welcome to another episode of Two Teas. To pot back into my story about Dove. So we're gonna be recapping girls trip. But as I prepared with my family to go on this trip, Dove wants to take a shower in the morning because she I guess she wanted to be fresh to go. And the other kids and I were like, all getting ready, We're all kind of together, and Dove gets out and she kind of like slaps down near her belly and she goes, don't worry, guys, I dried off my penis. Stop it stop, I go. I was like, you actually don't have a penis, and she goes, fine, my vagina sounds like somebody's going to be a character when she gets older. I was like, one, it starts with a bee, not a bee. Two. But like, now all the everything we've done this entire trip is cruise or any of us that have penises or not, be like, don't worry, I dried off my penis. That is hilarious but so good. All right, so all right we're we're we're in the girls trip now. Um oh no, First we have vanderpump Rule's headlines. Yeah, we got headlines. Oh my god, couldn't get worse. I swear this is like the never ending um scandal. It's always why in the world? Okay, finally I figured out why Tom Schwartz had those weights on his wrists. Why please, Because he made a bet that he would stop how many times he was going to touch his face, So he put the weights on to not touch his face, but he still touched it multiple times. And Andy had to step in and say, you're touching your face because he touches his face when he gets nervous. It's like me going like this, um or like picking up my nails. That's how he does. Really. Yeah, so apparently he was really nervous because he was. I would have rather seenn cuffs. I would have rather seen anything other than him trying to get out of every single live that he told He took them off before watch What Happens Live and ended. But um, but did you find it very confusing to understand? Because they are lying and he was like talking in like a tornado. I'm like, what are you talking about? And using these words that don't even words, but not in the right quarter. And I'm not that smart, so I'm like, what are you doing? And Andy's like, you're you're you're like a salad or something like that. It's like you're giving me a word salad. Because I was like, yeah, I heard about the affair in August, which, of course, then I'm like when Machina's wedding, you know, like trying to figure it out because what I think happened, I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure she'd already slept with Sam of all, and then that's why that's laying. Honestly, you and I could have made out hotter than freaking Schwartz and Rachel. And that was I mean that kiss was like this, so we can kiss here? Yea um, but no, that was the most that was great. Well, there's a lot of there's a lot of reaction about Tom's appearance and Watch What Happens Life from the cast. His ex Katie Maloney responded to his Watch Happen Life appearance, You're the only one that wants to hug him, dude, read the room. Well, it's because Tom said, Tom, I know the whole world hates you, but I'm not going to abandon you, old buddy. I'm not going to abandon you. He's he's he knows he's a monster for what he did. If you see him, give him a hug. Maybe he doesn't deserve it, but give him a hug. He's down bad. Um. Well, I think they know if it was reversed. I saw in Katie's confessional on Vanderpump Pools where she said, listen, I don't think if it was reversed that Sandoval would have done the same for Schwartz and I think that's clear. Yeah, the whole thing just makes me sad. But it's also the way it's all playing out. Tom Schwartz said, Um, it's like an it was like an unkept secret, or said something along those lines, which it wasn't. Did you say it was like a known secret, which a known secret? So to me, ann secret means I am not gonna say that I was right. But there is a portion of this that I don't think. I think that they I mean, let's look at the ratings of Vanderpump Pools. Yeah, there's Tom's life cannot be very exciting right now. So I don't think it's on purpose so or to put it out there like it was a wrong move. Bro, Well, I don't know that it was necessarily him, but I feel like the way that it all exploded the way that it did, Um, it's interesting. But the other part is I mean he said that he is in love with Rachel. I mean, it's crazy when James Kennedy is a fan favorite. Oh my god, not after you watch this episode though, I Oh, I haven't watched the latest. Oh he's back to old I couldn't. He's doing Arianna even has to scream at him. But oh god, James yea, his girlfriend had to leave a couple of times because he was such a mess um. But I don't know. I just want to know if he was in love with Rachel when he was planning on telling Ariana, like, you've been doing this for months, but in this episode, the last thing we'll talk about it. In Vanderfront Pools is he said, we are always Tom sand of All said, we are always checking out other guys and girls. He says that to meaning him in Ariana. Really so, so they have an open relationship, but that's what they always are denying. But now I'm like, I don't know. I mean, Edwin and I have a thing where if somebody's good looking that one of us notices, we don't look without it just saying it to the other person. So it's not rude, like we just go hey, and then it's like, I'm not trying to disrespect you now, but I'm going to check this person out for a second, because it's you to check people up. So like if we're walking, if we were walking to the pool right now and like some hot guy would walk by, I'd be like to Edwin I'd go hey, and he'd be oh god, or same thing. But that way, you're not your significant other. Your spouse doesn't look at you and think like what an asshole they're checking They're thinking that they're not seeing me check out when I'm checking out. Yeah, anyway that makes sense. Um, oh my gosh, this next one, I mean, are you serious? I actually I never respond about this woman ever, because I mean, it's been three years. Get a hobby like Sariah, leave me alone. It's too much, go for it. We didn't even say anything terrible about Heather. We just were reporting what we had heard in regards to Tether McDonald and Meghan Weaver. We were just saying this happened, but done. Like I know Megan Weaver and I felt bad for her. We had a conversation and I said, I'm so sorry she goes. You know, I know I didn't had it the right way, but now she's making it public and we stuck up for her. Well. She sent me a DM saying thank you so much to you and Teddy for sticking up for me. I really appreciate it. Da dadna go, no problem. It was a fan ftion. We answered it and then this and to be clear though, but to be clear, we also didn't say that Megan Weaver wasn't also in the wrong. We don't know. We don't know that. We don't know how much they were drinking, what the fight was about. We're simply saying, don't attext people online have the conversation. It is what it is. We don't know the full story, but this one girl loves to teck people online. And when I say at tech, it is to the point where it's just disgusting. Well, Kelly Dodds says, um Tamra Judge in the video and a TikTok and a video. Kelly Godd says Tamra Judge is the biggest piece of crap and a big fat liar in an Instagram story. By the way, I don't think you're allowed to say a big fat liar anymore, just saying um, Kelly says, So whatever, God, now you're gonna get us some trouble. Kelly says, um Tamra called Megan Weaver and told her Kelly was talking badly about her. Key, I wasn't you're talking crap about Heather McDonald wanting your two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. The big mouth. Um, you're the one with the big mouth, and you're a liar, a big fat liar. Kelly continues, you're always listening to my podcast. Get the fact straight. We all know you're an uneducated dumbass. You pets. She never said anything about Megan Weave, and Heather doesn't have anything to do with the two hundred and fifty thousand, She closes with, so stop texting Megan and telling her I said that loser. First of all, I don't even have Megan Weaver's phone number, so I never called her ever once saying that Kelly talked bad about her. That never ever happened. I never talked to Megan Weaver about the two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. It's owed to me because it's five hundred thousand. She can't get anything straight. So it's just it's such a joke. And Megan I talked about last night. She is so upset about it. She said, I never said that Kelly had called me from vacation with a funny story, and she said, why did you go after the two teas about supporting me like that? Upset me? And that's all she said, she goes I did, and then Kelly went crazy on social media and suddenly I'm a big fat liar and I'm uneducated and I we're both losers, losers, and I'm like, I'm just here to tell you, Kelly, I still follow you on Instagram just because I like to see some of the nonsense that you say. But I'm one million percent can say with one hundred percent clarity, I have never once listened to any of your podcast. Oh, you have to actually pay, you have to pay to listen to our podcast. So I am sorry. My husband is Nicol and Diamond me from ordering a green food service. Yeah, I've never listened to her. I every once will get a clip sent to me because she's talking shit. It's and it's all that done, you know, it is what it is. And here's the thing. We don't go out of our way to talk badly about her because we don't care. So why why are you so obsessed with us? I just I'm blocked on everything, so I don't see. I don't like her. I don't like to me, I can't. I don't. I'm not block on her because tag me all you want, bitch, what are you gonna what are you gonna come for next? You've tried. I had to come for everything, go for it. I mean, she's gonna my business, my husband, my kids, myself. But who believes her? Who cares? Nobody does because I never see any press on her. No one, Please, I don't know, but leave us alone, Kelly, really, move on. I hate that we're even talking about her. Usually we don't even say her name. But what she said last night was every part of it was a lie. Yeah, that's the thing. At least get your facts straight. M The next one is also about Instagram. Alexeia and Marisol spill it on Girls Trip. On her discs about Melissa buying followers, Alexeia now tells Today dot Com, I usually get myself in this situation when appearing on the show, I talked from the heart. Maybe there's no facts or proof or receipts or research because I don't need a receipt. My receipt is in my head and in my heart. When I saw Teresa and Melissa, who has the most followers, I generally thought it was Teresa. Alexia continues, then Marisol on her alcohol business. Most people are like I love it. People want me to go have drinks with them all over the world and choose to read their comments. Marisol turning her personal brand into a business with an upcoming line called Cockies, which will consist of mixers for alcoholic and non alcoholic beverages. Alexeia jokes, you didn't make them makis for Leah, right. Everybody can boose it up as much as they want. I think they're funny together. I liked in the confession. I like them better together than their eyes. I thought it was cute. I do like them together. I think they're cute together. They bounce off each other together than apart. But you know, this is a girl, This is a housewife that's never going away, even you know she is away. And that's Jen Shaw she's doing. I guess Her manager says that she's working on a production titled The Real Housewives of Brian and I'm assuming that's the prison in Texas as she's in. Chris says she's still in the early phases as Jen's talking, taking time to cheat some of her crew how to read and write. Regardless, we're told the script revolves around the real life housewives residing in prison. You can't even make this ship up. But I'm sorry if this kid's done, I'm watching it because Okay, so she's trying to do her own show out of prison. I mean, this girl's a hustler him us and around. I mean, what is there's that one show it's like locked up or like Women Who Kill or any poising there. I'd like to see her in Orange as the New Black Um. But then also in gin News, Jim Shaw owes her attorney over one hundred and twenty four thousand and unpaid legal fees. Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna say he ain't getting that money. The law firm made several unsuccessful collection attempts, and Shaw was notified of her debts last month at a minimum security federal prison and Brian, Texas is where she's serving six and a half years for Peters Sikes. Okay, this next one is a doozy. It's bringing it back to Jersey. We knew we had our finger on the pulse that something was talked about it in our last episode about Rachel Fudha's husband's ex wife. She's not going to be happy, and I thought maybe, like maybe she doesn't watch well she does watch from prison. Yeah, not Brian prison where Jen Shaw is but a prison in New Jersey. Yeah, so it says not my choice. Real Housewives New Jersey star Rachel Fudda's husband's John's imprisoned ex claims he banned her from visits with their son, Jaden. Now The US Son can exclusively reveal Jaden's biological mother, Brittany, is an inmate and is currently serving prison time at a halfway house in Peterson, New Jersey. I've tried to get in touch with my son, but John won't let me. Seeing I've gone to prison, John has prevented me from speaking and seeing him whatsoever. This was not my choice. The former bartender mentioned she saw Jaden periodically up until twenty seventeen, before her last major arrest. She has been in and out of prison since June twenty eighteen, and said that each time she got out, she contacted John to see her son, but he refused. What this is telling me is this is a really sad situation. I don't even want to comment on it like it. It's obviously heartbreaking whatever it is that this woman is going through. I am glad that Jaden is in a safe, good place, but I also hope for healing for his mother because I don't know what chel show. Yeah, I'm sure Rachel at this point is like shit, I should have never said anything. It's kind of a new being mistake. You never know what you're gonna. You don't realize what you're gonna. What you say on camera is going to trickle down and affect other people that are not well. Show. None of us would have looked into finding out that this woman was in prison or at a halfway house had this not been a storyline, right, Oh, for sure, it wouldn't have happened. Um for sure. Okay, hey, by the way, when you put your hand up here and hit when you hit your you sound muffled for some reason. Real my end, on my end, I don't know if it's on your end. I mean, well, I haven't the Tom Schwartz where I want to get your hands? Where's your handcuffs? Where's the handcuffs? You and ed when used last night? Hold on, I'll just tie myself up with this. Oh my god, so ultimate girls trip, I mean PEPSI was clearly the star of the show, boxing, falling on his ass, kicking his heels in the hallway, and his shoe flies off. He was more entertaining all the way to the end when he started crying no because Giselle made Pepsi loses. But here a guy. It was sad at the end, but he was literally the star of the entire episode because I mean, I don't know sexy PEPs out with something, but I mean, we love Pepsi, but I really need to talk to you about something here and I'm worked up. Okay, not only is Lea on her period, oh my gosh, you hear about it again, so has diarrhea, yet she foregoes underwear and where's pants or skirt or whatever it is? With cutouts next to the butt? Make it makes sense? It doesn't make sense if I had the runs and on on my period, the last thing I'd be doing is going commandosolutely not because sometimes you know what happens when you're on the run. Well, what if you did a little toot? That's what I say. Sometimes I don't know. I also want to know the temperature it is, if you guy it's ninety degrees that they said it was ninety degrees, but I'm assuming the humidity is probably at one hundred. It reminds me a lot of when we filmed in Bali, you literally would walk outside and just sweat. I mean, these poor girls, like you can see the sweat tripping off of them. Well. I also rumor has it that people can faint from lack of attention, And you think that's what happened with Leah. I don't know. I mean, I think she's probably is feeling shitty, but like, I just need a little bit of enjoyable person, because she was enjoyable on this podcast. She was funny, she didn't take herself too seriously. I have some suggestions. I have some suggestions for Peacock. Where are you aware that too? When you hire these housewives, make sure that they're not going to be on their period when they're filming for Ultimate Girl's Trip. If they are, then they got to pass. Because I don't want are about somebody's period. I don't want to see somebody moody. I don't want to know about their the runs that she she had, they have, I just don't want to hear it. I also wonder if there is an option to have just like a Sober Girl's Trip, because there's women that whether they're sober because they don't drink at all. Um, but like aren't in recovery. They just aren't drinkers. Like I don't think Margaret drinks like you could. Yeah, fun, she's fun. I understand that Candy doesn't drink. My point is you could do a girls trip that has no alcohol in it, and then if we are still the pits, then we know. Okay. Next thing, um, Candice, regarding Giselle, what about when she goes you have nothing to offer but long necks and stovepipe legs? What is what is a stovepipe leg? I think just a big like there's no movement, like it's like you have cankles, like there's no it's like this, like there's no dimension, like it doesn't go okay, So yeah, I'm like, what is this? I mean just like this before? Well, actually it's like stove pipe legs are about that big and about that big round. At least they are a wolf on her. What wolf? You're a wolf? Yeah? The stove oven? Oh oh I get it cooking humor. I don't know. I wouldn't know. You have no idea. Oh my gosh, okay, I didn't know what you were talking about. Totally. Who servador wolf sub zero? Any of those make Yeah, okay, that's good. I know. Oh my god. Well, PEPSI did his best to get the girls boxing, and um most of them were like, no, not doing it. But Leah I know, but I'll tell you Leah and Whitney they killed it. They look like they were really good. I know that there went out and put it like they put on the outfits, the whole thing. She didn't kill it though, so but she tried. She gets to a for effort. Leah. I know boxes because I follow her on Instagram and she's always got that boxer guy with her and films it and stuff. But Whitney, boy, she's not somebody to mess with. Now Whitney's starting to come around. I did like how Whitney said, listen, I need to stop this whole Heather thing and try to build relationships with the other girls, which I hope is happening. But then they all talk about how they're going to start having fun. But then Giselle, I'm sorry the way that she was talking to production. Ship that ship to Giselle, because that class that is the whole bottle it really by the way, I didn't like, I have the big one and the little one, do you do you keep them? I don't even keep these bottles. Eddie was my pee as a joke. Yeah, this one still has a seal on it, but this one Eddie got for his birthday, which he doesn't really drink alcohol. So I'm just here to tell you that if PEPSI could figure out to get KFC, I'm sure there's a way to figure out to get another Bottom Classics. I mean, Giselle did everything she could to produce this show, this episode, but like I mean, it was just absolutely ridiculous, like you know, suspect one, suspect. I mean, she made such a huge deal about this, like it's really like nothing's going on, So here's Giselle to the rescue. I'm gonna make a big deal out of nothing. Well it's because there was no husbands around to accuse of anything, so she's got to accuse one of the women of theft. Well she is, she likes to accuse people of things. But the thing I don't understand is like one, if I was Candiss, I would have been like, just go on my fucking room already, like shut so I don't have to hear you do this anymore. Go on my room. But that's my figure around you would you allow you would allow somebody go in your room and didays? I have nothing in my room? Like, what are people gonna see? Like? But I think she did it out of principal, Like, no, I didn't steal your ship. You're not going through my room. I'm not buying into this bullshit. That's what how I took it as Candice. Candice did not steal the bottle. Do you think we're gonna find out who stole the bottle? No? But I just think I was like, I don't care, and I don't want to see a full season, a full episode about the stupid bottle and plus yours l I have yet to even see you drunk. So if you're gonna be this worked up about a bottle, you better be coming out swinging next week and having fun and being drunk and be sloppy and do all the things. Because the thing that confuses me is she's like, the bottle was on the yacht. That was like two or three episodes ago, wasn't it so three days prior? Soay, she hasn't had a drink in three days? No, they had it at home. They were drinking that night and she said, I know, wasn't that was the nine drinks and not yet, but that's that was a few episodes ago, so she hasn't had a drink since then, who knows. But also I'm sure they can find you more. But what I particularly didn't like wasn't necessarily that she was grilling all the women. It was when they showed production and how she was talking to production. That's what I don't like, because I do feel like when I was on the show, production was like whether it was it didn't always do me any favors, Like they were my friends, and like I just couldn't imagine talking to them that way. Right, Yeah, I'll just leave them alone and leave Candice alone. Jeez, I don't know what it is with this these girls. We met her. She's sweet, she's nice, she's always been supportive, always been a great girl. So Chris, her husband amazing. Why do they keep picking on her? Well, I don't know. I don't think hanging with Leah is doing any of her any favors. I think once she once Leah goes, whatever happens, I think this is problem. Whatever the fainting thing happened, I feel like now it'll force Candice to become friends with somebody else, hopefully Whitney or someone because Whitney had a good moment this episode when they were in the van and she calls Heather out for saying things in the van rather than in the moment. I thought that was great. That was good because the way that Heather's acting, Um, even the Pickney girls are embarrassed by Heather's reaction, Like I'm like, this is like you've got a chill on the fan girling. I'm just happy anyone's talking about me, even if it's even if the popular girls say something mean about me. They can call me fat and ugly, and I still like, it's like, really, do you not like? Please like and honestly try to get to know them then instead of just talking I don't know. And then but clearly, once she's had a couple of drinks and then she's in the car, she had a whole hell of a lot of thing. Heather's one of those girls that's friends with a friend she's with, Yeah, she will, she's gonna do. She's gonna try to relate it about you and talk to you and talk shit about me like she's She's just that girl. And I think Giselle nailed it when she's like, I don't believe anything she says, because I don't either. Do you do you believe that Porsha throws passive aggressive shade or is that just the wife I think? I mean, I mean, like example, naming the team poor Leah, I thought that. I don't know, I don't think that was even shade. I think that was just kind of being an asshole, Like of all the names you could have said, I don't know why you would say poor Leah. Like, but I think it's just one of those housewife opportunities to cause a little drama. Yeah, but I don't know that she needed to pick Leah in that in that instant. But I mean, truthfully, I don't think, Oh we got to talk about the Instagram picture that was shade to not tag for sure? For sure that was like, yeah, the fact that she tagged everybody else but those two and then goes, oh, well, it's because you guys just want my followers, which is why you want to be tagged. I agreed with Candice here because Candid's like, it's not about the followers, it's you know, drama is going to surround that yeah, because they know that the people like us are gonna see the post and go, oh, we can see who's not getting along. But I don't. It is not cyber bullying, that's no. No. I think that she's the words bullying altogether. Let's stop. Let's stop me and girls, let's stop bullying. These are the shows that are watching. This is what's happening. Also, how are you allowed to post anyway? You're not even supposed to be posting on these trips? Did you post when you were on Girls Trip? I don't think I did. My phone was literally in my room ninety five percent of the time because we were so busy, and I hate more than anything to be filming and have somebody sit there texting, Like who told Candice that the outfit that she was wearing when she tried it on in Thailand was ugly? That actually Marisa poopy pants because she put it on over her other out Yeah. And then um, they went to a weed shop. How original we did that an Ultimate Girl's Trip too, We went to a dispensary, got weed. Well they all better come out more fun and high then, because this this episode was the pits for me. I mean, I definitely blamed Jesselt for breaking Pepsi. Poor Pepsi. I mean, it literally broke my heart to see him cry. Like really he's like and he's like, I'm over the ship. How many more days do I have left? He's like, poor Pepsi. He probably just was drinking the bottle, and like, maybe they finished the bottle and maybe he didn't know you're supposed to keep it, and he just got rid of it. You're not you don't have to keep it. It's not that big of a deal. It's not worth any but what also, what was she gonna do bring it home? That's why understand Oh I got so annoying. It was just a very stupid storyline. Do you think that do you think Pepsi stole the bottle? I don't think Pepsi stole the bottle. I think that they probably finished the bottle and when the bottle was empty, they tossed it out probably or I hope, I hope they find it in someone's room. Well, do you think it could be in Whitney's room? Did you see when she got home in the Sprinter she ran inside, claiming she had to go the bathroom. Did she go to her room and move the bottle. Who knows Whitney. This is like clue, Whitney, Whitney, do you have the bottle? You are suspectable one according to I mean, honestly, we make fun of Giselle for making storyline, but look we're sitting here talking about it, well because it's the only thing to talk about from this episode. The only other thing to talk about would be Leah who fainted. But this is par for the course of how Leah has been this entire Girl's trap, right, Well, I thought Leah was going to the hospital. Well that's coming next obviously. I thought she was like day three in the hospital, is what I heard. So you can never believe what you hear. There could be day three, she could be home resting and then would do whatever they're they're on day five. Oh well you never know. So it's not from the elephant poop, is what we learned. Yeah, and I think that Whitney needs to get involved a little bit more. I know, I think more involved this episode, but I want to see more Whitney. But who was Whitney has to Whitney and Candice. This is my thing that I think Whitney and Candice need to align. They have similar type like personalities. If they both just let go and start having fun, then maybe it'll carry on that like, because right now it's the cool girls, which is Giselle, Marisol and Alexia Alexia those they're like, who's Whitney. Who's Whitney really hanging out with She's not. She's lurking around Heather trying to continue that storyline, which we don't care about anymore. So she needs to step in now that she's probably not been hanging out with Candas because Cannas is always with Leah. I need those two episodes they have, but I think they're contract for six, so next week might be the last unless they got seven. I don't know. I don't know, but we're gonna need them to bring it. So what else happened? Well at the very end, but the very end, we got some Candice being Candice at the end, screaming at Chizelle by Greenhoe with your green ass. You're green with envy and rage with bitterness, and you're acting like a Karen. The shade that comes off that girl's tongue, I mean, you got it. It's effortless for her. I need her to start writing lines for me. She should be a writer's but she should be more her list of things you can do. She's very booked up. But I mean that that was kind of the entire episode. The fan thoughts are exactly like us. We just want them to have some fun serious in Giselle a fucking bottle. I know Leah, and I've said I said this a couple of weeks ago. Giselle needs to stop trying to be a producer, and if you're going to be a producer, step it up a little bit because we don't care about the bottle storyline at all. Well, they obviously didn't have anything else, so I mean, if it wasn't for her, I guess they would not have That episode would be nothing. The only thing would have been Leah fainting. I will I will tell you just from my own experience of being on the show, it's hard to film. I thought at first was because I was off for a year, but I think really what it is is when you go into this group and you don't know these girls, it's hard to be yourself like you want them to like you, and you don't know enough about them, and you're trying it's it's difficult. It's not as it's like middle school. Yeah, it's not as easy as high school. And when you're on a housewife show, Yeah no, I get it. You'll you'll find out, we'll see, we'll see um. But yeah, that's it guys. Um. And then we are back again on Monday with Mauricio. Yeah. So sending any questions that you have for either of them to us over on the two Teas in a Pod Instagram and Tamera, I am off piece out, I'm jealous. Bye bye