Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra JudgeAfter 2 years, RHONY is BACK!!
New girls, new drama… it’s New York!!
Is Erin the new Bethenny Frankel?
Was cheese gate the dumbest thing ever?
Can YOU eat 5-6 bananas a day?
The Twots pick their favorite and least favorite newbie.
And, of course, we visit Crappie Lake and it does not disappoint.
Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellancamps and Tamora Judge.
Hi, guys, we are bad for another episode of two Teas and a Pod with myself and Tamra Judge. Tamera, any ship since the last break.
Or I can't. I just can't talk about shit anymore. I just I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do with this dog.
Okay, well, I'm gonna bet a shitty situation.
He's the cutest dog in the entire world. But can you give dogs emodium.
Our doggy diapers during the night, but then you have to clean the ship off his body?
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God, it just it needs to be fixed. It needs to be fixed. Please hold on.
Sorry, my daughter's texted me, Hi, Mom, I'm windows shopping. If any sores open, can I buy anything?
And we even took like I got him that rat that fresh food, and I even took that away, thinking we'll just give him like regular dog food. Still no change, shitting like he's eating a ton of.
Food a day, Like, oh my god.
All right, so back on track, We're going to talk about Real Housewives of New York. As I said on the last episode, it started off the first time I watched it, I think I went in like not fully prepared for what I was getting, and I was so confused because I was like, why does it seem like I'm watching episode four? I went back multiple times because I don't say that, because they kept talking about things that I hadn't seen yet and I couldn't understand it. And then finally I remembered AKA matt Our producer told me because I was bitching about it, that Liz was Lizzie left, yes, because the one girl was let go, so they didn't just edit her out like they did with that one girl in Orange County. They just started.
They started face.
That's what I was saying.
Probably maybe she spoke too much. Maybe they couldn't.
Also, I don't know if we're supposed to say this, And I don't care what year it is. I like the restaurant catch.
How do you know or how do you know it's catch?
Because they said there it goes catch, that's what it sounds like, it's a one million percent catch. I still go there. I enjoy it.
I go to catch, don't I don't know that that is.
So it is. Darren carp even said it on her podcast.
Oh okay, well Darren said it. You know, Darren just moved to La, so we're gonna now take her out. We got to get her on the pod, Darrell.
But then I realized, wait, is it that bad?
Catch? Is that bad? I mean, it's right across from the gangs of words. So I will always go there.
Well, do you think that we're above D list models? No, we're not. Of course.
I don't go there because to be seen or to see people there.
I just go to eat go because it's a delicious treat and I'm and I was gonna say, and we can get in, which I guess. Yeah.
I never had a fun getting done. But Jenna said I'll watch it happens live.
I totally go there. I just love her. She's so cool, so down to earth, but yet so she doesn't try to act bougie.
Okay, I have a question for you before we even break it down. Who's your favorite?
Who's my favorite?
Okay, Well, that's hard because I love Aaron, I love Bryn Bryn, Yeah, and I don't.
I'm really starting to like Jenna the most. I like her.
I like Jenna. My only concern with Jenna is that once drama starts really ensuing. I'm worried Jenna is going to be one of those like I'm above this.
I don't think she acts like she's above anything. And that's why I like her. I think that she's smart, she's witty.
What time will tell till time will tell.
I'm just I just don't want her to be Oh, we didn't talk about one thing on the other New York and I just I need to tell you. I need to tell you. And I realized that we're going we're backtracking. But I didn't like when Kenya did that to court me about not touching her. Oh the no touching and listen, I don't like hugs. I don't like being touched, but I kind.
Of like rude if someone's like touching you to be nice.
But I think it was the way she said it, it just came off a little rude.
I think she could have been like, listen, I'm not a touchy feeling person exactly touched me exactly, but she did it, and like, I really my first season on Housewife, how nervous I was, and like she's probably touching her for a little bit of comfort and the fact just touchy.
Some people just Eddie's touchy person, always touch, touch, touch, touch.
My daughter's a touchy person. All last night she touched her foot on my leg while we were sleeping, and I was like, if I could get a cardboard box and put it between the two of us right now so I don't have to feel that toe, I would. But that being said, I was like, come on, she was a newbie. Just be nice. But anyways, all right, back to the girls. You still have to pick your favorite. You don't get to pick multiple favorites, like one person you want to actually hang out.
Oh my god, who I want to hang out with? I want to I want to hang out with Brent. I think that she would be a blast. You'd be party girl. That's who I'd want to hang out with.
But did you see that her pick? I texted Chef last night because her pick for all the Bravo men to hook up with was shap who I grew up with.
Well, you grew up with him, you know different.
But I was on watching albums live with them years ago and he was so fun and he's a good looking guy and you've known him since.
He probably had braces and stuff.
No, he didn't even have braces. He had a retainer that two of his You know, some people don't grow these two teeth.
Oh that's so Fia. She had to have them pulled down with chains.
Yeah. So when we were younger, he would always go with his retainer and those two teeths would come out, and I was like, shep, please stop taking your teeth.
Always funny. I like him. I know it seems a little young. She does seem young. I don't know. I like them all.
But she's from Indiana, which I love.
Yeah, yeah, from Indiana.
Okay. So the women are a real representation of New York. We've got Brnn who has fun and flirtases. We've got We've got Ben who's final. We've got Jenna, who's a successful entrepreneur that has her unique and odd quirks. We have Jessel who is a good girl publicist but has crazy one liners. We have Cy who is a famous influencer with sexy aloofness to her. We have Uga who is vivacious, larger than life. And then Aaron who's a true New Yorker who likes to run the show.
Who did you least connect with?
Jessel? Me too?
Jessel. Time will tell with Jessel. But really I like them all. I like that they're all different. I like that they're friends.
I was wondering that. I think why I didn't connect with Jessel and listen, I love making fun of my husband to his face and teasing him and doing all those things, and you're the same with Eddie. Yeah, but it almost felt like it was put on, like it was so intense.
Yeah, she had made some comments, and I think we'll get to that in a little bit.
But I'm just like, whoa, She's not like even Jenna when she walked into her house, she said something and she's like, oh, like you see, this is going really well.
Yeah, but I do want to say that this new cast is delivering on all fronts from fashion to culture to houseborn and it's petty fits over cheese.
I mean, it feels different.
Should we do it? Check on Ramona?
Well, somebody needs to do some checks on them.
I feel like, Okay, if I was original of New York and you get let Go and they RecA and everybody's loving it, it would it would hurt. It would hurt, you know, It'd be like, oh my god. And it's such a different cast than the original.
The other thing that I feel guilty about is I was texting with Luiyanne yesterday because she's coming to LA this week, and she was like, do you want to meet up? Blah blah blah, and I had just started New York and it was right after Atlanta, and I said, New York sistnoos, miss you. I was happy for Crappy Lake earlier, but then once I watched again and now I'm obsessed with New York.
I liked it the second I watched.
I need do I need to do a take back? Like, sorry, Luienne, I actually really do like it. That being said, I love you Luanne so much on Crappy Lake. Who cares your You're trying to pull your foot out of your mouth?
Is that what you're doing?
I'm actually time sometimes you.
Just need to stop, just just stop.
Fine it is so then I'm gonna say I say, Jenna is probably my favorite because we're the same age.
So I like that, well clearly much older than the rest like me and you.
I don't know.
I mean they have young thirties, forties, fifties in that shows they have a very nice.
Do you think that Jessel signed the Bravo contract as if it was divorce papers, because I feel like that's coming next well, because then we see in scenes where he's going away and all the girls are a little reved up about it.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know enough yet to suspect, but we're gonna find out.
All right. Then we get into Aaron is upset with Brenn and Ci after they ditched the dinner she planned at a restaurant. Brenn and Side posted a picture together on Instagram at their own dinner, which Aaron found obnoxious. Listen, I don't get fomo, but if somebody ditched me when.
Said they were going home yeah, and then went out, I would be a little bit pissed off about that.
Yeah, Like I never have fomo, But don't fucking lie. Just say hey, I don't like that restaurant. I'm not going right.
Maybe obviously it wasn't about the restaurant. It was about the friendship.
So no, she said, it was about the rest.
She goes, you want, Eddie, if you wanted me to go to Oli Garden, I'd be like, Teddy, I love you, but I'm not going to Olive Garden.
Listen, I would one million percent go to Olive Garden because they have you can eat, all you can eat, breadsticks I love and all you can eat. But there are certain restaurants I don't want to go to. There really is like Tapa's places. I don't want to do it. So if my friends are all going to Tapas and they think I'm going to go, I'm like, listen, here are the rules. I'm going, and I'm going to order my own thing and don't pick off my plate, or I'm not going because I don't like sharing.
You're one of those complicated ones you want to do.
Like you order something, You're like, I'll have the chicken, but I need to be this and you can't do that and you can't put salt on it and you got to do that, and they're like, spit in your food?
Right, Yeah, they took it. They Rugby took a shit right on it. I know.
Okay, let's take it back a little bit.
Because when Brnn went to Jessel's house, you know, Uba obviously reminds us of Chanel and they say they're saying that they're related, but yet I watch What Happens Live last night, they andy asked, who'd.
You meet at Bravo Khan and Uba said, I met Chanel.
I'm confused. Are they relatives like Heather and Whitney, Like they didn't know they were related? And they three and me, They're like, oh my god, Tamra, what if we were related, I wouldn't be shocked. I mean, I actually it wouldn't be there. Well, I'll just hope that John, she said, cousins through her mom's side, But we don't.
Okay, yeah we know that, but but but.
Also, I mean, coming from Indiana, there's cousins and cousins and cousins. Yeah, you can have fifth cousins. I need to know, are you direct cousins though obviously your sisters.
We're gonna have to have her on the pod and ask because I was a little bit confused because in later on I watch What Happens Live, a caller calls in and asked about their her relationship, and she explains that they're cousins on our mom's side, but it doesn't sound like they were really like cousins that hung out well obviously ones in Dubai, ones in New York.
Well, I know, but I was gonna say one other housewife that I could skin and want to live their life. This isn't for their family or anything like that. But when it comes to travel, Caroline Stansbury goes on the most amazing trips ever. Like I watch her Instagram, I'm like, I.
Know, well that's where she now.
She's already in Dubai, so it's easy to travel all over you know, all these fabulous places over there. And her kids are all grown, so you have a long ways before you can do that.
I'm gonna be like so with a cane walking down trying to live the good. I'll be going to.
Big Wear Big Bear, wearing a cowboy hat and my diamonds and just act like I'm living in Aspen.
That's what I'm gonna be doing.
Yeah, you know, you know how it is, dumb way, I'll be busying your tam, Yeah you will. Then Brent tells Sigh that Aaron is mad at Cieh for saying what's that about Aaron's charcuterie board and for saying, oh, you eat cheese, that's weird. Clearly this was a scene filmed when Lizzie was still on the cast. We never are going to get to see it. But why excuse me, excuse me? Shed. You could have given us a little flashback to this. At this point, we know it was filmed.
Okay, yeah, yeah, I see what you're saying now, so there was something films, and then they could have given us a little least.
Like they don't need to show us, show us a little bit like I blow her face, just blur her face.
We don't care. I mean, I really, I'm living for the petty drama so far.
I'm glad it didn't start out dark and this group was exciting and all that, and it's just you're fighting over a cheeseboard.
People.
I also need to know if you got invited to Jenna's where she hosts a girl's night and the coat is the dress code is black, gold, metallic and khaki, it wouldn't be khaki. But then I did learn something Khaki doesn't have to just be khaki. That being said, Jenna was wearing khaki is a color I understand, but she said, when you look at khaki, everybody thinks chinos. But she was wearing a cake.
I mean, like khaki pants is what you're talking about, Like kaki j by the way, I look that up.
Why we were talking and she was the president of JA Crew. I'm pretty sure you were loaded if you were the president of Jay Crew.
Yeah, what does she do now? She's still she's not about hair and does she have a significant other?
I don't think so. But there was a lot of sex talk at the beginning of this cheesegate situation where people said, are you the dominant or you the submissive? Which one are you?
Are you talking asking me that, Yeah, oh I'm the submissive? You are I'm not dominant like that.
I'm the dominant really yeah? Always? I mean I can be, but I mean if Edwin's sauced, if he's like, had a couple of marks, he can be the dominant. But I'm mainly the dominant.
Why doesn't that surprise me?
Here's the thing, Like, I'm very there were something Jenna said about being in a woman on woman relationship. You know what each other likes, you know what each other likes, but you know that the goal has to be that you come.
Well, I don't like talking about that word.
Listen, you don't have a choice. You will you.
Won't say sex, You'll say the S, but you'll say you won't say sea word.
Come fine, we can say seaword. Let's say Seaword. But my question is you have a c every time?
Yeah, what's the point of doing it if you don't.
That's my point. Like, that's why sometimes I have to be the dominant because sometimes Edwin thinks there's things that he's doing that it's going to make me have a seat and it's not. And I have to clear all.
These years and you have it down to science.
No, Sometimes he thinks like if he says things that it's gonna make me, it's.
Like when he's rubbing the side of your leg thinking it's something else. You're like, no, the left.
When in the wrong hole, And I'm like, God, stops kidding, kidding.
Our drunk our drunk talk is always about anal. But we do not do anal.
It's one of those things that happened, like when I got super drunk early on and asked for it, and now it's like a running joke.
Yeah, I'm like, nope, it was a one time thing.
Now I think we're three times in fourteen years. Three times. Anyways, Jenna owns a brand called love Scene, which we should do some research on.
Well, I also need to do some research on what happens to your body if he five to six bananas a day, because I'm going to go out and say, you're probably.
Going he's five to six banana It eats.
Five to six bananas a day.
You're never shitting. You're gonna be like.
Holy constipation and sugar. The sugar level and bananas are high, five to six a day. And she even took a bite of one in her confessional.
I have one banana day and it has to be in the morning because I need it because I always have my freaking eye twitch, which I actually have right now because I don't have bananas in my VRBO.
But that's nerves. I twitch. You usually nerves.
And sleep and like lack of like potassium potassium.
Oh really, I didn't know that. I thought it was just nerves.
After years of this happening, I finally asked my doctor and he's like, you.
Eat a manner, eat a manner, and Matt Brian, okay, lot, I usually stay away from bananas.
I'll eat apple a day.
Oh I hate an apple. But the other then they you know, they continue on cheesegate. There's a fight. You can see that Aaron and Brenn know the job at hand, and they are doing it. They're doing it.
They walk off and go into the into the bedroom.
Yeah, they go into the bedroom. Then they come back. Jenna's panicked because their clothing is going to touch. But all I could think about why they were fighting is why are Jennifer Aniston and Mandy Moore?
And oh my god, that's so funny. I said the same thing. She has Jennifer Nison vibes for sure. I mean, Aaron Is. I think she's going to be a really good housewife.
I think she might kiss people off, but I'm saying she's good.
But now I see why she called herself the Bethany. And I really liked Aaron's family.
I liked her family too.
The family feels all connected. I like that she just gave her husband ship right away for drinking his red white. She's like, of all times, you're gonna drink your red wine out out.
Of but he's but he's right to hold onto it's got a handle, and like, that's my kind of dude.
He's not bougie, like.
Oh I gotta have a fancy cup.
I mean, but I think it's really good. I can't say that this episode triggered my lactose intolerance and.
I'm not even lot of issues for you.
I don't actually have it. Oh my god, Okay, I've never I've heard more about cheese in this episode, And why is no party for I love cheese.
I had a fun due dinner years ago. It was like the first year Eddie was on. We went to this restaurant and it was a of course, we didn't pick it production did.
It was a fund place.
And I looked him like, we don't even eat shit like this, Like I'm not going to dip.
My my meat into cheese.
Well I'm not meat into anything, but I would dip the desserts and the things the bread ended the cheese.
Then we ask you a question.
With this group of girls right now, do you think Ebanie and Leah would have fit into this group?
No?
No, I don't either.
I think they I think Ebanie and Leah took themselves too serious, and I think.
This group is just amazing. Their chemistry is amazing. Which other city could you compare them to? I just don't even think you can.
I don't even think you can. I guess the closest would be Miami just because of past relationships. But yeah, I mean and lack of a better word, this group is younger.
You're actually different. I was thinking that too, but then Jenna's said she was fifty five.
But also who was it that said? Oh? Bren Brenn was like, oh my god. The funniest part of the episode is when she says, I I've been thinking my ovaries are doing backflips when I'm around SO and So's kids. But then I'm around.
So who were the two Jessel's kids? No kids? She like, she wait, she's won twins and she's like, not so much, not so much.
And then you see them and I think it scenes for next week, and she's trying to take them Like also, who takes their small child in the car to like look at an artifact? They don't care. They take them to go get a cake, pop and they'll care.
The only thing that I could think about when I saw the kids just where the twins just running around. I just thought about Rugby. I'm like, well, that's my life right now. He's trying things, having to pick up poop.
I'm like, oh god, well I can say this. Edwin and I had to have a real heart to heart because we have been doing this thing where we think it's cute when Dove's being a total douche lord and like being rude, and we always laugh at her because it's funny. Like she's like, you're not my hero, and she'll like grabbed you by the face.
Oh you're a monster.
Well now it's to the point we actually have created a monster. And I said to him, because we're going to Columbia, where.
I has the fourth child syndrome, doesn't yeah like it is.
It's gone to the point where like even her siblings are sitting in the backseat mining their own business, and she's like, get out me, I need my space.
Like she gets that cardboard to sit put in between them.
I know, like I saw the TikTok. But I said to Edwin, I'm like, listen, we're going to Columbia on August eleventh, where we are traveling as a family for ten days, Like we have we have to stop laughing at Dove when she's a jerk to everybody, like we have to start disciplining. And he's like, but it's so funny and so cute. I'm like, I know, but like she is.
Really wait wait till she gets into elementary school. Not so funny. Or cute when you have to go.
No, that's what I'm saying. We never let we never laughed at the other kids when they did it. But there's something about the youngest, and I think because I'm old, because you're tired and it's hilarious, and you're just you're not my hero.
You need to stay, but you can't give me a kiss.
I mean, so cute. Part of being a parent is figuring out things they do so they leave you alone.
That's how you get with the last one.
Oh my gosh. All we got to go through the taglines quickly and then we are going to switch over.
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Okay, So here's the tagline's sigh is In New York, there's a lot of bad apples, but I'm the baddest of the bunch.
Oh my god, Uba the secret ingredient, Darling, It's made that was That's so Chanel?
Yeah you think so, Aaron. I'm a true New Yorker. The only bull I'll take is by the horns.
I do have a question for you.
Yes, was it Si that.
Is now the influencer social creator? Okay, she's got four hundred and seven thousand followers and her husband was able to retire because she makes so much money. As how I took it.
We I have triple what she has. What are we doing wrong? How much money is she?
Like?
I'm retiring, I'm doing for these freaking podcasts a week. I've got all in my husband.
That's how i am.
What is happening? Something wrong? I'm gonna slide happen in DMS and be like.
So I just have to get I have to crouch down.
I know, I just have to crouch down and point my finger and some have you take a picture of me.
And apparently she has a niche following. But then they were on Watch What Happens Live last night and Jill was the first to reach out to all the New wives.
Ohock, no shocker there on that one. It's like really, but also I love the ladies. Jill's just like, pick me, pick me, pick me.
I want to be on the show with you. I want to be I want to do a lunch. I like that Jenna is sitting next to Andy. Do you think that says a lot?
I think that Jenna is next to him because she's the richest, the most successful, and the hardest.
Kin.
Also, I think that she's the most famous out of all of them.
Well, that's my points. She was the biggest thing to bring in. Nobody would have thought when you look back at Alliance and her reputation, that she was going to come on a housewife chow right.
Okay, so aye won't even say the name Catch if that's the name indeed, Well.
Of course it's the name, indeed, But because nobody wants to shoot on ketch because everybody still wants to go there and you make cake pounding.
But that's the thing.
If it was really a bad restaurant, they would just say, I think none.
No, it's because the owners of Catch are big time and all like it. It would really be bad. Yeah, But so that's why we we'll just openly let you guys know, yes, I mean, who cares about us?
So Aaron was voted the biggest, the best putt st SI and Jenna best Style, Uba, biggest ego, Aaron the cry baby, Jenna best apartment, Brien sloppiest, drunk and horny.
I love that when they ask you the lobbiest drunkest, she's like.
Me and her tongue goes out a jezzl complaints and Jenna and Cy are the richest.
And Si now Si are the richest. That's what they said.
Now, Sy had did you see that bird cage type of when she was wearing Andy actually made her like walk out in front of everybody and show her dress.
It was.
It was a pretty interesting dress, not so not something you find on the style Is.
I know they're not going on Revolve and just picking the same ones that you, Me and Lily and everyone else.
Now, Jenna kind of reminds me of s j P.
She kind of reminds you of Sarah Jisca Parker. She kind of reminds me of my friend Amy Catulier, who's like this big time marketing exactly every time I watch her, I'm like, because Amy and her and her daughter Eloise. They ride with me and slate and she every time I do something dumb, she just like makes fun of me, and I'm like, that is her. So I texted her today happy birthday, and you remind me of Jena Alliance fam in her bag from her because she's in some fabulous country.
But no, now, Andy, he asks I.
I a question about her Instagram, and she goes, you don't show your husband on your Instagram?
Will we see him on TV? Didn't we see him in the first episode?
I thought we did. Oh, he was in the bathroom. I don't know if that counts.
Of course it counts when.
He was washing her face and they talked a little bit about the cheese. Geese.
Yeah, yeah, I thought that we saw him.
I'm like, wait, why are you asking that, because I feel like we just saw him.
All he said was you love cheese, which she was just I mean, the whole cheese thing is a little bit nuts because I very rarely do I go to an event where somebody doesn't have a cheeseboard.
And Si is the influencer, right, yes, the second richest. Okay, so it's not the second richest. Her husband retired because he's wealthy, not because of her.
I love that You've just made this up. You have no idea.
No, I have no idea.
But he retired and he doesn't want to be seen on social media. It couldn't be because of his career, because sometimes men are like, no.
We have to keep this moving. But this is my favorite part. Uba says. Chanelle Iyon's advice is have fun and don't go don't go below the belt because women should stick together. I love you, Anni, but police.
Well, then, say says the Ramona was the rudest to her, and Uba says Ramona told her she'll never get married after being on the show.
What about when Brin says she and all of America do not trust Aaron. I'm like, this is bringing reunion energy and we are Yeah.
I mean, I love the messiness. I don't know if I believe it because I like Aaron. We had her on the show, and I don't know.
I like her, like her.
Energy, I like I like all of it. All. Right, now we got into crappy Lake. Take a little break. We'll be back for crappy Lake.
Crappy like.
Okay, so we are back talking crappy Lake of course Cruise before I left, goes Mommy, can we please watch that show again? And I'm like, which one is like the crap one? I'm like Crappy Lake. He's like, yes, Mom, it's my favorite. It's so funny. Really yeah, I don't know why. He just loves it. He doesn't he is hooked.
Doubt that Sonya had sex with Billy.
We did have to talk that through. He goes, mom, I feel bad for their husbands, Cruise, they're not married.
Maybe we should not let him watch it. Listen.
He doesn't really understand sex any of it, but like, it's just it makes him happy to watch with me. And either way, well, son, if you were.
Billy Richard, I know if you were single, would you be banging Billy?
No, I would bang his friend though he was hot.
He was hotter, I mean he was the Yeah, I mean Natalie's I would not sleep with Billy probably wouldn't be. And she said she did it again and again and again, and they flashed to the com rag that is on the floor.
But what about Oh okay, so Sonya has sex with Billy from the bar. Sonia says, hold on, was that a comrag or her bra.
It was a comerag on the floor. Yes, they flashed in on it. I think there were some other things, like a bra or something down there.
I don't think that he was concerned about getting her pregnant. I don't think that he was coming in a rag. I'm just being honest.
And then it's a clean up crag. Well, I would hope that they were using having safe sex. Yeah, it was a comrade and a bunch of quarters.
Okay, if if Luienne doesn't call her next tour the Countess crappy hour, I'm gonna be pissed. I so take it from us.
And then, uh, Sonya, I think her name is Sonya.
I know we say it wrong.
Well that's because that's how Luenne says it. So Sonya and Lui Anne hump at each other.
I did not need to see.
I actually thought it was pretty funny. But what I didn't need to see is Luyne kissing Billy Richard. That made me feel awkward, like if you had sex with a guy the night before and then like gave an awkward hub. It was.
Yeah, it was a little desperado. I think it come to my side, darling bang you tonight?
Yeah, I mean, I he I think the beauty of this show is one, it's thirty minutes. Two, you're just kind of laughing. The women have little tiny tips, but nothing is major. It just felt me light, it feels fresh.
It's just fun, fun, fun, fun.
It flies by, Like honestly, I'm sitting there taking my nose for the pod and then it's over and I'm like what.
It just makes our job so easy, doesn't it.
It's so nice If.
We could have more thirty minutes, it would be so great for this note to you, Bravo and Peacock. Then the public director Craig meets up with Sonia and Luanda show them where the park playground will we built. He shows him where the hole in his stomach is, because he is. When he said he was a bull riding clown, I thought he was actually going to be a clown.
No, he's not. He just I don't really know what he does.
But I don't know.
But he said he wore the makeup, but then when they showed the flashback, he was not wearing makeup, so it was very confusing. But he had a hole in his stomach where a bull got him.
But then they need money for the playground.
But Sonya rolling around in her own poop, not her own poop and poop.
I'm not gonna lie. I thought she pooped herself.
Oh that's disgusting.
While Sonya and lu Anne help kids get customers at their lembonade stamp and Cruise's opinion, he thought that Lui Anne could have drawn in more than two hundred and forty seven dollars. He was like, Mom, she was really working it, and I know it was.
It's not Tell him it's not La Baby, it's not Beverly Hills.
He goes, I think she could have done more. And then I said, why is Louiyne your favorite? And he's deadpan without even anything. He goes, I like brunettes.
Oh well, there you go, Like, I know this s at eight because you know what you know. But I will say that I saw a different side of Sonya this time, like more of a business woman, logical, where normally she's just kind of flighty and kookie. She was she had a little bit more together this episode.
Then Bill takes Luyne and Sonia for the first time. Sonia says her goal is to get laid by Billy, but finds out he's only in time in town for the money, so she's disappointed. I didn't realize with the money, Like the fact that they didn't warn Luanne that they were going to like lift this way up. I did not know that was going to happen.
I didn't expect that. I mean, those were really high trucks. Like I've never seen anything that needed a lift or a ladder to get onto it. That's not something you see around here, I don't think, probably.
Just out of state. But I love that. What did Sonya say? The cock create creator curator, the cock Curator, She has some funny one line one liners for sure.
I mean they are hilarious.
I just love that.
I don't know even know how to put this into words, but I love the fact that they are just really in this. I think so oftentimes you see housewives trying to do something, but you can tell they don't really want to do it, and they're and blah blah blah, like they are not. These girls are going for it one hundred percent.
And well, I think the best minds is go ahead.
Sorry, oh, I was gonna say, I almost tinkled my pants when I saw them acting out how they were going to talk to the mayor. But the mare was a cutout.
Oh I know.
But Blue Anne back in two thousand and eight would never be caught doing any of this stuff that she's doing on the show. She was so proper, she was the countess. And now all of a sudden to see her rolling around the mud grabbing a catfish with her hand is I mean, it's pretty interesting all the way.
Would you be mad at me if you were walking and then I threw you down into the mud to your full body was in the mud.
I would just grab you and buy the hair, throw me back.
Down there, That's what. Yeah, because there are some people that wouldn't have taken that mud throw.
So well yeah, no, I mean it depends like you're in the mud.
You know you're gonna get dirty. It's not like you were all dressed ready for your night out and I'm like, here you go.
You're down in the mud.
That's like, like, I think I would be more pissed when we go back to like Real Housewives of Salt Lake City when Jin shat through the whole drink on Angie's head.
That would piss me off.
That would piss me off a lot more than being thrown in the mud when I'm already in my mud outfit.
Yeah, well, big shocker.
They can't get the jungle gym or playyard that they were expecting to get.
I'm assuming somebody was going to donate it.
This is what I don't understand at this point. Are they allowed to go on their Instagram and do a version of GoFundMe to get shited done?
Well, they didn't because we follow both of them and that never happened. But that would have been a great idea. That would have been an entrepreneur.
This is why big Big Brain tam Big Brain.
Well, you could have put something out on Instagram, even if it's not a good fundme, but help donate whatever.
Or you could maybe just I mean, you could just go on Amazon and maybe splur twelve hundred dollars.
And by what Yeah, yeah, well that's what they do. But those commercial ones are a lot different, Like they're expensive.
No, but I mean even the one I have in my backyard is a commercial. It's not as big as some parts, but like it was twelve hundred dollars I got on Amazon, I didn't get an assembly, which was a mistake. Oh wow, because then I don't know.
I feel like those big ones are pretty pricey.
But my question is, you know, do you think the playground story is production driven or this is.
The whole show's production driven? What are you talking about?
I know, but I'm still confused, like why it can't be done, Like could they not get a permit or they can't afford it, Like they didn't one hundred percent tell us this.
They said that, they said funds, they said they couldn't get the funds to do it.
But they've been working on this for five years. Well, Billy said, all I know is, I mean, the episode's pretty much over. The fan thoughts are this is hilarious. This is what Bravo needed to lighten things up. Sonia is the gift that keeps on giving. And didn't know I'd love this shows so much.
I one of my subscribers said that the new version of it's the new version of Shit's Creek, and I think I had said that, Oh you did.
Say that the beginning.
Yeah, it totally reminds me that in the ship hotel in the town that's falling apart.
And I like it.
I love it. I think that they're so fun together.
And they know how to make good TV. For sure, they know how to.
Make good TV. And listen, guys, me and Tarma are both available to go to any small town and cause shit, just let us know, reach out.
They're all knows, we're fun, we're good.
You don't want to go, you don't want to somebody.
You're speaking out to somebody and they're probably going, yeah, no, we don't need you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The bands are like, now, we're good, just watching and that's good.
Okay, love it? What do they have? Six episodes?
I know we're almost done. That was play three.
Yeah.
I'm curious to see how how they move forward with the show. Is it going to be a franchise. Are they going to send different housewives out on these shows? Which I think they should.
I think they should too, but I think they have to send the right housewives. If what I don't want is any housewives that are going to make the people in the town feel like assholes, that's what I don't want to see.
No, we don't want that, but we need you know, not every housewive is built the same, that's for sure, and you need two strong personalities to do this show.
I agree, Well, damn, I love you I love you. I haven't watched this week so see yet, but I'll be covering that later in the week.
And I'm it's you know next week's This week's episode is the Napkin Toss and I'm gonna go maybe go into hiding this week.
Hey, camera, give me me a one to ten on how much I'm gonna dread doing this and happy to recap you.
I haven't listened to any of your recops, to be honest, so I don't even know what you're saying about me.
I think it's better that way.
I think it's better that you know what. It is better that way, but I haven't said anything.
Brand I don't really care.
You don't care what I do.
I really don't know about me on the show because I know you know me off the show. I mean, I get heated because she says something to me.
You guys haven't heard what she said to me yet because they bleeped it out of the previews. That was something that was so far fetched that I didn't even know how to react. I should have laughed, but because I had alcohol in me, I didn't laugh. I got pissed and irritated because it was.
Just a bold face, lie can I just asked one question after the napkin toss? Are you still filming or is the nap napkin toss happened? And then you're gone, No, No, there's more after.
Yeah, there's more after.
Yeah, I go, don't don't give too much away. I just needed to know if it ends with the napkin toss next week.
No, but the episode after that is the one I am dying to see. Dying. That's a Heather a meme. Heather enters the room.
He enters the chat. Heather means living her best life on this trip.
By the way, Oh and yeah, she was in Dubai.
And how is Heather? I means so rich? We may as well dig into her before she came.
Well, I would like to have Heather on the show so you can get a better understanding of her. Heather was married for a long time, four kids to a very successful guy there.
They are now divorced. He was living his life. He's from Jordan and he's living his life.
In Japan, and we'd come back and she's really a full time mom of four kids, and.
He's he's got a out of money.
So she went to Dubai and then she went over to Greece with her friend girlfriend first class.
Well, you guys are white and were heading over to Lake Air by the way, when I was on I was on Southwest going to Milwaukee.
And he's like, well, and he's like, now, I remember why I never takes Southwest. Why can't they just assign a seat? I was a the first one, And then on the first round coming home, we were B and C.
Did you sit together?
Nope? But on the way from to Phoenix. From Milwaukee to Phoenix.
Oh my god, it wasn't a direct flight.
There's no direct flights. There's one.
Well, and we flew last minute.
Yeah, we flew last minute, and so Southwest was the only one. And so yeah, I ended up in the front row with my bag.
In between two girls.
My bag was in the back because we went all the way to the back and couldn't find anything. And then Eddie was somewhere randomly, somewhere else. But on the from Phoenix to Orange County, we got threes.
There's three seats and it was just the two of us. But it was a fifty minute flight.
How lovely is that?
Yeah, it was a long travel day. And yeah, West just as sign seats because you know what happens.
People get on seats.
They don't they do the aisle seat in the window seat. So all there is is middle seats open like okay, charge eddiewhere, want.
Some middle seat. I also never want a window seat, to be clear, I want to always. All right, Tam, Well, I'm here for two weeks, so we should cause some at the deck or do something soon.
Yeah. I don't have actually much going on, so all right, perfect, Okay, I'll see you soon. Okay, bye bye,
