My Ride or Die

Published Dec 13, 2022, 3:58 AM

What happens in Vegas…. Doesn’t stay in Vegas.

Tamra was there with Melissa Gorga AND Brandi Glanville… find out what went down.

Plus, the Twots are tackling the hottest housewife headlines. Between Lenny Hochstein and Jen Shah, some people are better off not being on Twitter and Instagram.

And, of course we’re recapping SLC & RHOP!

Two teas in a pod with Teddy Melon Can's and camera judge. Good morning camera, good lorn Teddy poo or should I say Mr Wrench? You meet one? Mr Grench? Um, Well you're naughty or nice? I'm naughty. You said we're Christmas pajamas and this is as close as I can get. I know. Well, the problem is what am I gonna do when I need to take this. I'm gonna you know how I'm gonna get. I'm gonna get all like hot and bothered in this thing, and you're just gonna have to take off your head. I'm just gonna have to unveil it. Your hair is getting very long. I know people keep commenting, actually, please grow your hair out. We don't like it short. I'm like, thank you, no ship, I would like to, but honestly, I'm actually surprised that you've had it so I like it short. I like it short too. But then I'm to why I haven't put extensions in. It's because I have too much going on, like physically to have to deal with like itchy, like they itch me, they bugged me. Well, if I had your hair, I would never put extensions in, because you have nice hair. I don't have nice hair. Well then it just turns into like a little bit Yeah, well we'll see. We'll see how it does growing on its own. How is your crazy wild weekend? Was there anything like mine? Um? Okay, well first let's discuss your Vegas extravaganza. Okay, first, I want to get a shout out to somebody, not because this is a paid post or anything, but I am thoroughly grateful to the hydration room. I thought there's no way on God's Earth I wasn't to be able to make it to this appearance that had been booked for a couple of months. It's kind of a big deal. Everything was planned and I got the flu right after jingle Ball, and like day four, I'm like, I have two days to get better. It's not gonna happen. So talking to friends to go to the hydration room, went to hydration room, did the flu and cold ivy. Literally within two hours, I was better, and it just literally wiped it completely out of my system. I thought I was going to have like respiratory issues and sneezing and coughing and all that stuff. I know you were a hot mess before you left. I was not gonna I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna make it, but I went, so I highly recommend those. In fact, I'm like, shit, if it did that much for me, I might as well go in and do the other ones once in a while as well, because they have you know, you have so many for wellness and face and skin and all that stuff things, But once you are in Vegas you probably needed another hydration something or other. Yes, we took JSX for the first time. That was my first time you ever traveling. It was the best thing ever, just walking on the tarmac getting to the airport twenty minutes early. People that don't know, it's kind of like a semi private situation where you don't go to the regular airport. But it's not very expensive. It's not as it's not as inexpensive as Southwest, but it's not. It was literally it was for Eddie and I to go to Vegas and back. Both of you guys piece round. So that's pretty good. It's pretty good. And there's only like forty seats on this plane. It is a smaller plane. I feel like you never really get high enough if you could still see the ground when you're flying but it was a great experience. So went to a really sexy restaurant in Las Vegas called Villa Zer. It's the opening grand opening party. It was so much fun. I haven't done anything like that in years. It's one of those you know, where you're on the tables dancing and the fireworks those whatever, those flare things are out and bottle service and all that. I was at the d J booth. I don't know what I was doing. I saw you. I think you, um may have dru mid drift showing. Oh, we'll see I that's another thing you are going for it. I don't like to show my middrift and that leads me to my next what's going on next with me? Um? So I know I'm drunk if I'm showing my mid drift because I don't really show my mid drift often. Or your tips, well, I show my tips. Don't care about that. Um yeah, So it was it was a lot of fun. Un tell, somebody gave me a piece of chocolate. Oh what it was horrible. I am pleading with God. I don't know what happened, but this is I told Eddie I got to go to the hospital. He's like, just calm your tits. Just lay down, close your eyes. You're gonna be okay. Oh it's not. I can't sleep. I was up for almost two days straight. Wow, that sounds like a real We needed those at Bravo con. God. I would never do that again, I know. But the middrift thing is something I don't show. I think I've told you this, but I'm having abdominal surgery at the end of this month, right before the twenty nine UM. I have a pre op appointment this week, so for people that don't know, I had and it's called it incarcerated hernia ten years ago, where my stomach wall burst open and they cut me like emergency surgery. I mean I could have died. My intestines were dying. They cut me down the middle of my stomach through my belly button. That's why I don't like my stomach, because I don't really have a belly button. And now ten years later, the scar tisues building up and I'm getting a big lump on my left side of my lower stomach. And then because my stomach is half mesh and when they when they did the surgery, they reattached my bottom stomach muscles, but my upper stomach muscles are loose from having children. So I get like this, like if I wear pants, it digs it kind of digs in and hurts. So I was at Dr Amby's office and there's a new doctor and they're called Donald ma Walds, ma wads. Just think I can't remember around the last name. And I was just because doctor All made that he wouldn't touch me. He's like, nope, he needs somebody that specialized in that, like I'm and I thought, you know what whatever. So I started talking to this doctor and he said, you know, give me your your medical records. I want to see exactly what happened, what's going on. He says, you definitely need that looked at because once you have a really bad, bad hornie like that that burst your stomach wall um, the chances of it coming back or big. So not looking forward to that. What's that recovery? Like, um, well, they have to he has to open me up. He has to he And I told him, I said, cosmetically, can you fix my belly button because it's just a slit And he says, we could do that, yeah, but most of all just reconstructing it because of the scar tissue that's built up, and the big bulge that's coming out on my left side is a concern. So yeah, no, it's not going to be fun. I would be fun. I was in the hospital for five days when I had the emergency surgery, and it was the worst time I've ever been in. So well, I love that you're picking December twenty nine because then you'll be going into the new year fresh as a daisy. Good. Yeah, well I figured that, you know, so if he has off school that week, has you down home. I don't have to take her, And I'm just giving myself a week to recover because it's an it's an open sort of like they have to it's not lap for something. They have to open me up and do all the things. So that's going to be a lot of fun. Um, what did you do? Well? I was pretty mellow. I've been a little bit just you know ever since you know, all these things were cut out and all that kind of stuff. They also took me off all of my hormones. I was on progesterone antistosterone. Well we wait, back up, you're young. Why are you on this? Um? I think because I had I mean, my hormones have always been really askewed. Remember I couldn't get pregnant naturally before then, you know, like I've had years and years of like hormonal issues. So the doctor just put you onto balance to balance me out. Um, because like I was having like these insane like I would either not have my Peter had these insane terrible terrible cramps and blah blah blah. Either way, I've been on for a long time and now I'm off everything because they just want to make sure I was emotional mess. I'm not even emotional. I'm just like exhausted. But there's absolutely no reason to be exhausted. Like, yes, I mean I have a lot going on, but like to the point where like I'm like, wow, like just so what you're own progest um, I'm off of it now. I'm off progesterone and I'm off test astrum so I can't take testosteron makes my skin break out so bad. And I think I've been on it for so long like it didn't do anything to mind, But um no, I don't know that. I wish there was something that could change my voice, but it's been like this since I was too so it is what it is, but so that but duh, I mean Slate had her father daughter family waltz and it was like one of the sweetest things I've ever seen. And then we were just really chill all weekend, which I like having those weekends where you have really no plans other than you know, like one kid event. And then we were just like we like to come. We were lazy bones malones, like we were just like, let's watch is and eat yummy food and just relax. Well, I'd have to say, in Vegas, the Rodeo was going on the finals, and I was I was videoing and sending messages to my son because you know, he's he works on a ranch, he's a cowboy. And it was so cool to see Vegas just everywhere you look cowboy hats. People had like hot cowgirls walking around. And then um, we went to a resort world. Have you ever been there? Yeah? That is so good. Why was I just there? Oh that's where I had the patron event. Yeah, so that was a lot of them there. It was so nice. They have a nice there too. Well, it was a little cold and we were there, but there's a winter Wonderland. So if you guys are in Vegas and you want to take your kids some more really cool. It's like a maze that you can walk through. It is so beautiful. And then they have Vogue a conversation with Randy. She goes, no, it's boob and I go, no, it's Vogue. And so it was a Vogue event. And they have igloos on top of the rooftop at a resort world and we had a reservation there and it was freaking freezing, were like shivering with blankets on. I'm like, you can't even lighten a fire in this plastic bubble. Who was the hottest mess the night of your event? You? And then there was what's the girl that used to be on New York? Oh? Nothing about her before? She is so sweet and I'm telling you, the most beautiful person I've ever seen. So beautiful. Yes she was. She was on New York in the very beginning for a couple of years. She now lives in l A. Brandy has been friends with her four years. I said to christ and I said, you and Brandy are so polar opposite. She goes, I know everybody says that she's just very quiet. And you know, Brandy was very well behaved, very nice and sweet. Yeah, and I've been around her. She doesn't really. I'm probably more wild than she is these days. I mean, we all have our moments. But I told Eddie today, I said, my little back hurts. I think I heard it at the gym day. He goes, you were doing a backbend at the DJ booth. I'm pretty sure that's why it hurts. Why do our husbands always have to call us out? Oh? And I love that I get a Google alert from Bravo TV dot com about you saying that Eddie looked like Edwin. He did, I know, but I love that that is newsworthy. Ever, it was just a look on his face and like the angle and everything. I was like, you know, the more wild I get, the more conservative Eddie gets. And then at times I'll look at him and he's looking at me like, knock your ship off, your brother, pull it together, pull it together. Gosh, we got we did you? Were you able to get through? I mean we have four Miami's, Okay, So that's what I was saying when I got home. I mean, nothing worse than coming up from Vegas from you know, tripper. You didn't sleep all night partied all that get home, then I have six housewife shows to watch six and then watch What happens? Did you like the fact that they dropped so many at one time like I personally did because I was having as I said, uh no, I liked it, and the fact that I was able to binge it and in this setting, I wanted to know what was going on with Lenny. But let's let's go. We gotta go back to headlines. Um, we'll talk about that, and we'll talk about it. Okay, first headline is Bethany Frankel claims Andy Cohen Jeff Lewis apologized after Watch What Happens Live. Um, Bethany Frankel says Andy Cohen and Jeff Lewis apologized after slamming her as defensive and hypocritical on Wednesday's episode of Watch What Happens Live. What a circus of emotions today, Frankel said an Instagram story, had a phone call with Andy, had a phone call with Jeff Lewis. Love you all got to have a good sense of humor about everything, and also got to accept people's apology and be transparent and roll with the punches, She concluded. Franko accepted the appolo pologies after both she and Louis spoke out about the explosive episode in which they were both constantly jabbing at one another and accusing the other being angry. The thing I'm confused about this if Jeff Lewis apologized to Bethany, did Bethany apologize to Jeff Lewis because they were both doing the same thing. You ditched it out just as much as they did, you know, I mean, she Jeffy and Jeff is the male version of Bethany, Let's be honest. The one thing that I didn't really care for is Jeff said, so tell me what's different about your podcasts other than any other recap housewives? And she goes, well, I wasn't fired. What the hell does that have to do with anything? Well, also, an ex housewife doesn't matter if you got fired or you quit. What does that have to do with what's different with your podcast? It's just another one of her jobs. But also she kept saying to Jeff Lewis how angry he was because he was fired, and how because she wasn't fired, and she can go back at any time. I'm like, great, but like that if you can go back at any time and you don't want to be back, then what are you so angry about? Like when people ask me about why I do this podcast, I'm like to be able to have a show where I can watch television with some with my friends on and recap the shows with an actual friend and laugh and and I'd like to said it's a it's a fun job and you get to make money to watch television. That which Teddy, you said it best last year when we were at jingle Ball, and I thought, oh my god, you're right. So he says, like, why, what provoked you or what made you think to do this? Well, it's like an athlete. Do you play the game and then when you retire or get fired, you can be a commentator and you can talk about what's going on in the field because who knows it better than somebody that's lived it. I walked the red carpet in Las Vegas and they asked me about her show, and I said, I said, there's enough room for all of us. You know, once a housewife, always a housewife in my eyes. And they started talking about how she dogged you know, the show for so long and I still listen. Whatever she's she has a lot of opinions about it, a lot of things, and I don't have a problem with her having a pod housewipe podcast. Just because I have one doesn't mean I don't think anybody else should have one. And she's funny. If she's funny, if she could laugh at herself a little bit in that moment she was, there was funny things she said on Watch what Happens, And she looked beautiful, and she looked beautiful, stunning. I guess you know somebody else that's not very happy with her is Jackie gold Schneider. She blast Bethany Frankel about the Skinny Girl. She's basically said, you, Bethany. Jackie, who has been pretty open about her lifelong struggle with an eating disorder, is calling out Bethany Frankel for creating a brand marketed after a thin female physique. Bethany has Skinny Girl. And I've got a very strong opinion on this because I say marketing skinny, Jackie said during a live taping of a virtual reality t podcast. I'm sick of fffing marketing skinny. I don't want to drink something because I'm going to be skinny, So f you, Bethany, F you skinny brand. That's how I feel. Frankel's reps and page six in response. Bethany has a personal experience with this topic and speaks about in detail in her book Naturally Thin. Oh yeah, why don't you to promote? I know, not her naturally Thin. It's like, why don't you just say what you have to say? Why is everything about a promotion for you? And business is personal? Jackie? Oh? Two books? Sorry. Jackie has reached out to Bethany and corresponded several times, so it's interesting that she didn't reach out there. She's very engaged and connected to her audience. Oh, Bethany wishes Jackie well on her personal and business journey. That was a very prs comment like that statement. Yeah, I mean Jackie has the right to whatever her feelings may be about something. I think there's you have your right to your feelings. And I think that when you're on a stage and we know this and you know, you get a little hyped up and you may may have a little laugh, a little out, a little outrage. Yes. Can you ahead and read this next one? Oh? Really? Okay? Cathy Hilton is sorry after back lad for applying lipstick during Mariska Hargetaze speech at pc A the What Is That The Awards. Cathy Hilton face backlash after being seen put it on lip gloss on stage in the middle of Mariska's heartfelt speech at the People's Choice Awards on Monday, and days later, Kathy addressed the controversial incident. I actually thought I was going to sneeze, and you don't want to hear me sneeze. It's allowed sneeze, Kathy explained to Extra TV. So I was looking for a tissue. I didn't have a tissue or a hanky, so I got a little nervous and put on some lipstick. It was during her speech, so I thought the cameras were not going to spe on me. I didn't think it was. I didn't think I was in the shot. She continued. I adore. I respect Riska very much and I already have reached out to her d m ter I got. I wanted to get her address. I feel terrible, she stated. I would never do anything to be rude intentionally, and I'm very sorry. It was my first time being back on stage with some of these girls too. Um she's okay. First of all, why does Kathy, even when she's the rheing, holds onto her pocket book well like this, like she even if she wasn't okay, I do believe that maybe she wasn't trying to be rude doing this. Do I think she was doing it to try to get a laugh? Yes? Do I think she was doing it to try to continue the stick of like I'm so not paying attention. But I've done been on those stages a bunch, as have you. They never like they always ask you to put your bag down. I don't know her well enough to to read into what she was doing. As a viewer, I would just say that she was freaking clueless, like she's she's probably self centered person and just thought like I'm gonna get to hear when I dig in my bag, like every person knows. That's just she was ten inches from Riska, I know like she was. But what I don't think and I don't know her enough to know that it intentional, like she's doing it to get you know that regardless if it was she thought she was on camera. How many people are in the crowd of People's Choice Awards a lot, right, so you know that people are looking at you. So even if it's not the camera looking at you, human beings are watching. And if you're going to sneeze, just sneeze, just behind me, go behind, put your hand over your face, those sneeze. But also you saw all the other women walk away. Everybody knows this isn't her first rodeo, regardless of if she was trying to be rude or trying to get a laugh, like, don't make everything about you. There's some things that really aren't like and I'll forgive a lot, but when you mess with Olivia Benson, you probably don't even watch laon order ask for you and I get riled up. No, but I know, I know, I know she was on that show. But I mean, at least she apologized. I just don't understand why what? But did she apologize she made she made an excuse? Did she apologize you know what? I don't know. She said that there was a reason why she did it, but she didn't really apologize. Well, who knows what she actually said to Mariska. Can we talk sure that these looks? Yeah, let's go through the looks. Um okay, so first let's talk about our favorite look. I like to read this look until she turned to the side and I saw the Christmas wrapping paper shoulder. Yeah, why does there so much with the gloves and the things. But her face and hair and all that look beautiful. But she couldn't walk in those shoes. But of course she always she's always turned out. Um, Chrystal looks great, looks great. But Sudden always wears these dresses that have these like really elaborate backs that we never see. I didn't see the back of this dress. The dress, the back backless beautiful. It's and there's like I don't know, I can't describe clothes. Has her own style. She definitely like there's like a pendulum, like there's something hanging out like it was really Um it was good. Uh Kyle, Um, Kyle looks great. There was she She got a lot of ship on her social media. I went and looked at somebody's somebody posted it and they were giving her so much crap about being so thin. If you if you're overweighted, they give you crap. If your tooth thin, they give you crap. Like it's like you can't win, you can't ever win. I mean, I had somebody today come on my Instagram just to like, talk bad about the way something about my face. And I was like, listen, Kristen, like, are you serious? Could you imagine if I went over to your page and talked about how you physically looked like it's one to half talked about from a single day. I know, but it's one thing for us to chat about the clothes, Like, for example, I like Renaissan, but why the heck is she wearing sunglass? I don't like your look at all. Well, I like the dress, I don't. I liked when she posted that she looked like Lois, but I don't understand sunglasses on a red carpet. I don't like the hair, I don't like the I don't. I just don't. I don't know, I just not that look. She She always been the good thing about Lisa. She changes it up all the time. She's always got a different look. Um, I don't she kind of gave me Chris Jenner vibes a little bit with the hell didn't Chris Jenner? Wasn't she the original one to wear sunglasses on the red carpet? I would not know that. But I'm waiting for Lisa Renna's um launch of her sunglasses because she wears sunglasses. How much? What happened? She wears them, you know, she wears them a lot. And I'm like, there's something going on. Oh, by the way, while we're on this topic, there was something. There was a Housewife headline that said Lisa Renna and Erica Jane confirmed back on next time. I saw that. But there's been there's been absolutely no discussions. I think they were okay. Erica was just being cheeky by reposting. That's why I thought. Shannona Door called me last night and said, are they back on? Do you know? And I said, I don't think so. I don't think they're going to start filming and tell February. So I doubt that those calls have been made yet. I said, she was just probably just getting you know. I think it was just a repost. She didn't post it herself, like you know when you're just tagged in something and you just repost it. Um. Can we talk about Eric's dress? I mean, I have a chart she was able to. Could you imagine me in that dress? I just even visually try to picture my short little body. No, I mean it wouldn't work for us. And I think that like to see it on camera is probably so different than seen it in person. It's probably a dress that probably better on camera because you could see all the silhouettes and the dark spots. And I don't know, I didn't mind it. I didn't mind it. Um, she can pull anything off. Well, speaking of doing that red carpet, there was a moment where Sutton was asked um if Renna should return, and she pretty much was like, I mean, what exactly did she say? Now I'm saying anything. She just stood there and just went like yeah, So she just kind of but here's just like saying something without saying something. But remember when Sutton made a big point about when Kathy was saying Erica and Renna shouldn't be on the show, um saying we're not God. Um, Sutton made a big deal about when Kathy said that Erica and Renna shouldn't be on the show. She was like, we're not God and we shouldn't be you know, talking casting, blah blah blah. So then why do that there? Well, she was smart. She's just not saying anything, and you can't be People can speculate all they want, but she never really said anything. Do you know how she feels right without her saying a word. True true, true, true. Um, it was not shocking to me that Diana Jenkins was not there. However, we did get news that she is a few weeks pregnant, skipped pc as due to bed rest. UM. Congratulations to her. Someone was strugg talking about it. But I know for someone who struggled with you know, I had MultiMate miscarriages and stuff like, I don't know that I would be doing a press announcement. I mean, to each his own, you do what you want to do about like, but even a normal pregnancy, what do they say, like, don't talk about until you're after your first time master because anything could happen. Yeah. I guess she's been very public with all of her miscarriages and her issues getting pregnant, so I guess she doesn't feel Yeah, I mean, I guess maybe this which it could be. I mean, I'm like this in certain ways about other topics, not necessarily pregnancies. But sometimes when you're vulnerable about something, it makes it easier if it goes wrong or you know, anything like that, um, because you have support of other people and it's not like a secret um and maybe people are reaching out to her, like prodding her, why weren't you there? Making her feel bad? So she was like, listen, this is the reason. Yeah. Uh did you see then the Kendall and Kylie Postum about tequila? Okay, I didn't really get so there Kathy and Kindles. Okay, so she's poking fun. Yeah, like they're They pretty much did like a joke off of that whole scene at Chimo Sabi with the Kindles tequila and Kay. I mean, it's just it went viral. Okay, can you can you take the next one? Oh? Yes? Lisa Vanner puff response after Mauriceo calls her the rudest Bravo Loberty. Oh geez, here we go, Mauricio. Somebody tweeted, shar Shar heart Mariso, you owe a thank you to Rick Hilton for giving you your start in real estate hashtag w w h l Lisa Fan Pump the rudest question mark? Have you met Erika? Question mark? She cursed a boy and you laughed about it? And then Lisava to Pump never ever um shies away from a beat. She never misses a beat, and she wrote to this guy, silly man, I met hundreds. I need hundreds every day. I am never accused of that little puppet. This is on December five, I said I was moving on from talking about this person. But I sure you don't want to just skip over this, you know what I mean. I think you're another one that can't let anything go. You comment and a lot and a lot of stuff. Of course I can't, but the differences I say, I don't let things go, okay, So you can't say I want nothing to do with the drama. I want no one to talk, but I'm above all like you can't if you're going to be a part of the drum. Like for me, I know what works for me. This is it. It's I'm a shore talker. It is what it is. But if you're going to say I'm too above this talking, I'm too above the show I used to do. You owe me an apology, you owe me, you need up? Like, come on, so exactly what you're doing when you respond that? Oh my god? These next? Are they tweets? Are they Instagram comment? Instagram people commenting? So Lenny uh, Lisa's husband. Somebody wrote, Lisa is beautiful and you have two young children. It seems like you're the cliche of getting younger woman. But your wife was beautiful and gave you two perfect kids. I wish you find your way back to her. Lenny responds, I would rather be alone and loveless than ever be with Lisa. Then somebody writes truthless, I mean god. Then Lenny writes, not exactly. What I say is that I understand that she will never move on, and the only way is when a court rules on it, unless you think I should give her the house. So he's talking about her moving out of the house. Yeah. Like, And then the person writes, sadly, we are watching your actions on TV, so it has nothing to do with what she accuses you of. You said that you didn't want to cheat on your mr US with your wife. I'm sorry, but that would have ripped my heart out for good. It's just sad that she had to be publicly humiliated. And then is that what he said? That's what Nikki said. Yeah, I mean that's what he was pretty much saying to veto. And then he responds, I am truly sorry for that, but that moment was years in the making. Our marriage was long over, and Lisa didn't care. I was just the useful idiot funding her lifestyle. Yeah, I was, um, I think it's really immature for him to be putting this on social media. I mean, I think you can tell. I mean even before and we'll get into this more when we're recapping Miami, but even before, their scenes together are so cringe. They have been though. Even last season. It was very like because I think he didn't like her, but also you can tell that she's trying to give the appearance that he does. She's overcompensating to me want people to think that their marriage is perfect. Obviously even okay, it doesn't even see I'm okay. And then he's the opposite where he just doesn't even give a shit. No, he is, he's done, I mean and done. I mean the fact that you can have a hot mic moment like that. He like that was on purpose, and his son was sitting right there. You know, he even said, your son, I think he can hear you, and he's like, now he's in his own world. And then you hear him talk to his son that honestly, like he would be like moving like cruise and cruise like yeah, it was like that. I was like, no, I know it's sad, but we have more twitters to discus. I know Jen Shaw is back on Twitter and she writes, I'm back Lisa Barlow, get ready, bitch, She's just never lost for words? Is this woman bitch? Lisa writes, question mark, that's the word you should be getting you. That's the word you should get used to hearing. Are you mad that you didn't get a pair of I don't understand this one time? Is that making fun of Louis Batons? Is that what that is? Now? I think it's probably how she says it or something La la Boutons and taking it out on me. Go go spend time with your family. Oh my god, Queen's of Bravo has it gets all the dirt here? Um? And then Queens of Bravo posted Lisa Barlow was done with Jen and she's not holding back. You're the fakest, this is at her confessionals. You're the fast, your fake as your boobs, your ass, your face, everything. So of course Jen Shaw is not gonna let that go, and she tweets out to Lisa Barlow, if that's what we're good with, that's what we're doing, then you're as fake as your cheetoh finger licking good spray tan nose job, eye job, boob job. It's too bad your privilege can't get rid of those cankles though, I mean it needs How old is this woman? What is someone needs to take away her Twitter? Oh? Somebody will soon, somebody will soon. Okay, Tam, I don't know if you agree with me, but I feel like normally Potomac is my favorite of shows and filler filler, filler, filler, and it happens. We get it. It definitely happens. Um it was. It was a bit boring for me. I was having I actually had to watch five six shows last night and then I said, I can't watch Potomac tonight. I just can't. Went to bed, got up early today when I get up early every day, and watched it this morning, and it was so hard for me to pay attention. Well, this episode had as much filler. I mean, I had enough filler to last both your and my faces till the end of time. Like that. But so the back to back things again. Then Karen recap on Karen going on stage. We just Karen, So I don't know, maybe she's on this before I didn't watch. I'm very open about that, but has she always Karen always done a stage thing. No, no, this is new okay, so what is she going to do. She's gonna go in and talk about housewives. She's essentially podcast but she doesn't have a podcast. She's doing a Q and A about housewives. See this is where I'm like, my head is shaking. So, I mean, I thought, I think reasonably shady is probably a good show. I'm sure Karen will put on a good show. But she said she's gonna have drag Queen's music performance at Q and A. UM, and then she talked about how the other girls are doing a live show and Matt had said to her, it's a podcast, it won't be that interesting. I mean, it's a lot um. The only other thing I really took away from this episode is that Ashley must have stock and TikTok. She was tick talking again. This all the time, every single episode. Every episode she's tick talking, and I love her tik talks. I think she's the cutest thing ever. I think she's the cutest thing ever too. But we gotta m h And then Candice and Robin have lunch. Robin's friend lost her sister and brother in law in a tragic car accident. Robin cries because seeing her friend in so much pain. They talked about their fight. Um, she doesn't think that Robin. Candice doesn't think that Robin's a fake B. They make up and cry and move on, and then Candice walking in with a concert T shirt or a singer T shirt, like, girl, this is not your first rodeo. You can't wear those on camera and blw her out. Oh I didn't even notice that. I'm so like immune to it at this point. Um, I mean we are what are we? Is this episode ten? We're ten episodes and two Ashley saying how poorly Michael's treating her, and yet she still doesn't want to leave because and I get it, she's scared to do it alone. But like watching sheet did a courage but she even did a TikTok. I think it was last night, um where one of the questions was who was the most unattractive X? And then they all like they did they did the Sutton silent thing and like looked at Ashley. I was like, oh my god, oh man, yeah, um, And then what else happened? They had a party. Candias had her party with a snake running around. That's like a hard no, Candice's mom get involved against You thought I didn't invite Giselle. Oh, I thought Giselle wasn't coming, But I thought that's the only reason why they showed the snake, you know that. Yeah, that is Candace looked like coming down the staircase, look like she was like eighteen years old. I'm like, who's this kid coming down with the long straight hair and the pink dress. And I find it so funny that some people were like in cocktail dresses and then you have Robin in biking shorts. But also people out it looked cold out. I didn't notice that, but I'm like, there was clearly no dress code because people were dressed in Dave's dukes and cocktail dresses and biking shorts and ripped jeans and people were all over the place. Um, Giselle's daughters once again shaded her, but like she said it herself, like she's I love Giselle in the fact that she's in on her own joke, Like she's like, oh, yeah, my two daughters that they don't want me there because they hate me, you know, like they don't hate her, but like she's in on it. Um, then we get more about the wedding to want and she wants a private ceremony. If you're getting married again, I would probably want to whether they have issues or they don't have issues. I don't know that i'd want need to have another wedding, big wedding, would you know, Like if you were going to marry Eddie again, if it wasn't extra money on television, would you well, well, no, we're talking depends how much I'm getting paid to mary Eddie again. I mean, I don't give up a book. I guess I could do it about renewal. H No, you know what, having another wedding, I'd rather eat worms and do that all over again. It's a lot of work. I don't like the attention on me. I really don't, and I'm say's attention. Also, um, I don't want to hear this ship anymore. About Chris having to apologize to Gisell. I just I'm sorry. I don't want to. I don't want to hear about this anymore. Like it's so stupid, but apparently I know. And when he actually gets upset, he's like, he don't do I have to apologize because it's so stupid. But also, why is Ray like, Ray, are you trying to get become a housewife? Like? Why are you involved in this conversation? Now? You know how I feel about people eating on camera? Are just keeping people eating? He was eating and they had the camera right here in his face and and I was about ready to jump out. But so anyways, a sidetracked. Um. I don't think that Christine's apologize. What he does need to apologize for is that polka dotted suit he's wearing in the confessionals. I didn't even notice it. There's diff' gonna notice it now I know. Well, I also don't personally love a duo confessional husband and wife. I'm I'm good to just get them on their own. I don't know, they seem a little well I can say I haven't done that this season. Well that's good. That means nobody's accusing. Eddie Uman thoughts are exactly the same as ours. I feel like we are getting some foreshadowing with Mia Wendy was. Wendy had a good episode. She did, she owned her stuff, she apologized me A bugged me. He's been bugging me, Ye, snap out of it. I had a little Instagram question. Definitely a feeler episode. Which which can I talk about Robbin's outfit? People? A lot of people sent me that can we talk about I'm so used to just not necessary like Giselle and Robbin's outfits, like being a little off that I don't even notice that many Hey, I like an off outfit. I'm often like that. I don't really give a ship. I mean, we're saying they were scrolling through their phone, they had a hard time paying attention. Someone said storm Dora said it's much better than Salt Lake City. I disagreed this episode, in particular episode, I disagree. Normally, Potomac is my as as they say on Salt Lake my ride er diet is Potomac radic. But this episode, but it also could have been that I watched for my own my I watched four Miami's and one Salt Lake prior to getting to Potomac, so like there was a lot to fill. That was brutal watching all of those back to back to back to back. I lost so many brain cells and I don't have that many loose, well, we barely have any. So let's take a little break and we'll come back and talk about Salt Lakes today. I mean, my biggest takeaway from Salt Lake is Heather VP knew exactly what she was doing when she said, don't throw those shoes off the bone, Like, if that wasn't producing, I know, I'm not, I'm not, I don't know what it is. I'm not a big fan of Heather right now. I know she's not a big fan of ours either. That we're just not feeling is mutual. So I mean, and I don't mean this on a personal level. Just you watch people in TV and sometimes, like I sometimes I can't watch myself, like I'm God, I'm an asshole. I can't. I can't stand myself. But her sticking outer Jen is getting on my last nerve. No matter what Jen does, Heather sticks up for her. Not this is the difference, not when it's behind Jen's back, because I know and we're going to get to that, right. Drives me, Yeah, that's the part that drives me crazy though, Like if you are going to continue in every public situation or tell Dana that she can't speak up to her or do any of those things, then damn well, when you're behind her back, you should be doubling down. Well, I feel like Heather's producing the show right in front of everybody's face. And for her to justify that, you know, it was all right for gender poor champagne on Andy's head because she was trying to get the biggest room like that is insane. That's insanity. No, that's not okay. If it was done to Heather, she would not have thought it was funny. Well, then Heather would have had to remove Heather. You know how I feel about sunglasses inside. Heather had sunglasses on this entire okay, And I know why. I know why the bruise. If you look at her eyeball, there is a bruise that had started on her eyelid. So we haven't seen where she walks out. We've only seen previews where she shows her eye and it's all swollen. Well, obviously something happened days before that, because you know, once you get hit in the eye, it will turn red and it takes a few days for that dried blood. She could have gotten a hit in the eye. It could have. But I know that you don't think this because you don't think that those You can get those types of bruises from any cosmetic procedure. But I spend ample amount of time googling, and you can. There are certain procedures that you can get done and get that kind of bruising. That's a that's a trauma bruise. So it's not from an injection she did. By the way, neither of us are medical professionals. No, no, but in the world I'm gonna ask. I'm gonna ask her deer because she knows just injections all the time. First of all, you don't do injections in your eyelids that I know about. There's no injections down there, right, But we can get an injection right here? Was I know? But then it can I think that she's adding makeup to this. You can cover a bruise, so I think she's adding it. And then I said that final day was like, I'm gonna take it off and be dramatic. No, it takes a few days for the black eyed to turn that color. It's actually the old the old blood that starting to drink. The blood was on the inside corner of her eyeball going out. The bruise that you see that's red is on her eyelid, like right underneath her eyebrow. I don't know, I mean, unless they hit a vein. They went in there and bow talks underneath her eyebrow and they hit a vein and it all the blood drain. But you saw redness over here as if there was a hit. You don't get redness like that. But either way, I don't think it happened. Regardless of what happened, I don't think it happened in San Diego. No walking into that bathroom or whatever. They're giving us the illusion. Now when you see that dark, dark bruise on her eye that is a few days old, if not three days old, I would imagine, yeah, um, but I want to know the answer. I want to know the answer. I also think like the throwing the shoes off the boat is one of the most I've never seen something that's a disgusted. She's just disgusting. And then report just to throw those poor veggies overboard in the plastic, and I was like, what, I'm the fish. What if they got like brought out to see they don't have any food and they get stuck. They could have eaten those veggies. I love your head goes animals, but they're not seeing Gilligan's Island. I also know what I didn't need to see and I don't need to see ever again. Whitney and Danna trying to dance like that holding it was offered dance because it's like they're falling on the boat because they're drunk, and also the boats like moving around, so she was just holding her I had to laugh at poor Whitney. She tried hard, got on her head and I think she was trying to do she was trying to lighten them. She was trying to tork but the only thing that we're moving were her feet, Peter going back, and then she was so proud of it. Um. I mean, this episode was so chaotic, like do you think that production went after her shoes? No, you don't think like the production sent a boat out go get her shoes. I guess it depends on how many I mean, if they were still floating. I mean, I think sometimes production has another boat out there they do they take they take video from that sometimes second only I think if there are people swimming and no one got in the water. Yeah, but they do tracking shots. So when it was done, I don't know. We did a lot of drone work this year. There's a lot um And then we get to the issue between Jen and Lisa Barlow where Jim is being physical mean and yeah, like she's grabbing her. But do you believe that Jin was so drunk during this time that she doesn't even know any of it happened? I mean, then she's no, I don't think at that point she was. I mean, I feel like she was drunk for sure, but not anything. No, not to the point where she didn't know she was pushing somebody. But she didn't. Even when they confronted her at the dinner. She did look shocked when they said you through the shoes over? Um? Wow? Is that the first time she said her lied to anybody? I know, I know, I guess I didn't really think about that part. But speaking of lying, Heather does her biggest lie yet, which is when she goes and she h when well, I need to see what her actual line was. Uh, Angie H is pure fun without any drama. What what like? Are we watching the same Angie H? Are we watching the same Heather as we watched last year's what? I want to know? I don't know, I don't know, no, But I mean, how do you feel about Angie not being on this this episode or the last couple episodes except for on FaceTime. Um, do we need her? I don't know that. I mean they must need her a bit if they're talking about her when she's not even there. Um, I feel like we may need her in the fact of I want to see Heather with her and Jen trying to interact, because Heather is obviously being one way to Jen and another way to Angie and she's playing She's straggling. She's straggling. One thing that Heather said to Angie wasn't She's on the phone with her. They were talking about I guess who's not getting along and she said you, and she's like no. She goes she's fighting with her co host? What did that mean? Co host? Oh? Co host of the party? I think, oh, okay, I'm like, this is another podcast I don't know about. No, no, I think she was saying co host of coaches Party. Um. Um. Now. Jeff Lewis went on watching Hopton's Live and he said, if I'm throwing a party for somebody for their birthday, if I offer my house, I would pay for the entire party. I think it depends on the situation. I think it's one thing. So example, one of my best friends. She was having a baby, and I got together with three of our friends and we decided we were going to host a baby shower for her. That's one thing. How did she come to me, not about a baby shower? Is her birthday and said, Teddy, I'm desperate. I have nowhere to have this party for you know, my husband. I really want to have a pool in the backyard and blah blah blah. And I say you're welcome to use my house. Then I don't right. I think there's a difference if you're hosting somebody's birthday or you're doing whatever. But what Andree had told us on that last the you know, the other Andree had said was no, she couldn't get your skating place confirmed. So I said, that's where it's different. That's different if you should be paying for it. Like if I said, you camera, I'm gonna have your birthday party here, Yeah, I should pay for it. But if you say to me, Teddy, I'm desperate, I want to have my party in l A but I don't have a place blah blah blah, and I can do it at your house. Yeah, it just depends on the conversation, which clear we don't know. Um Merriedith this episode. Um, I feel like somebody forgot to plug her and she was so just they forgot to plug her in. That's a good one. She was not the CEO of fun right No, but she was like also, I don't I mean, she looks amazing. She's like getting younger every episode. Wow. Um, maybe it's beauty lab um. But Jen having police strippers is kind of a full circle, isn't it. Well she's preparing, um, but all of the girls. I have a question, would Eddie get mad if strippers came and we're kind of grinding out on you on television? Well, yes, he did get mad. Oh so this has already happened. This has already happened. We weren't married, of course, it's already happened to me. Teddy. Um, this poor man has put up with a lot from me. So we went to Mexico for the show back and I don't know, two thousand twelve, and we went to Mexico from my bachelrette party and they hired strippers from Mexico, which are not like strappers you order out of a catalog for a party. They showed it all. We saw cock rings, and I mean they were in g strings and they were pulling their pants down and it was disgusting, and they were humping us and the Eddie said, I got in the ear, like what oh yeah, he was like putting my head on his wiener and like going back and forth, and I'm like, what the hell? And you know you're drunk, and then you're trying to be like I'm gonna have to go back. I need you know what, guys, I'm going to take a page out of Bethany's book and I'm gonna do a rewatch a real Housewives of Orange. We should make tam listen. We should use that as a clip. And he was my ear. Well, I think we also need to use the clip like would your husband get mad? And then you're like, Eddie, already that already happened. This already happened. And here's the thing. It talks about it to this day, and one would be mad too. Um. I think unless he was there and it was like one of those parties and there was like a stripper there and I looked at him and like, God, which would never happen, because it's happened the only with guys there no the only time I've ever been to a strip club though, is with Edwin, like in Vegas. In Vegas. Yeah, so I'm going to get that threesome going. I'm like, that was trying to get the threesome going time. That was another time. That's another time. By the way, it never happened. I got sick too much to drink past at we couldn't find someone. We're going to find the whole This is a joke, people, we're laughing at ourselves, um kind of, but I mean it was. It was a good episode. They've been teasing in the Black Eye for six thousand years now, so I just feel like, just bring out the Black Eye and I want to hear what she has to say. Just and also, Heather, like get to a place where I'm not contradicting yourself all the time. You're not contradicting yourself. I'm starting to wonder because you know, you know what my my, my spidy senses. If Heather is pre drinking to filming all of the time, well you think she's shown up wasted. I think maybe, I mean I do, I mean, I you know, we know, like making excuses for her bad behavior. No, I'm actually saying. There are points of Bravo con where I was tipsy making the podcast and it would come back and I'd be like, oh, shoot, I forgot we talked about this or blob you know whatever. It was like the like do you remember the Lisa Barlow interview? Not fully, but I do. I had just flown in, so I was very early in the day for me. No, it wasn't. It was me for drinking. It was early and I know, but but that I'm not saying that this is an excuse for Heather. This is what matters to me with housewives. I would rather have my housewife yell in my face, tell me off, tell me all the things that they hate about me, be mad about all this stuff, then to be nice to my face and talk behind my back. I can't stand that. That is a shitty that's a character thing. Yeah, that's a character thing. Like don't s behind my back and then act like you're my friend in my face. That's bullshit. No, I don't like that either, And I think that's why you're a good housewife, because you're if you're piste off about something, you're going to say it. And that's why it made me sometimes an awkward housewife because it's hard for me to have that natural confrontation, but I can't talk behind people's backs, so I have to be able to say it to them, which leads me to something we need to discuss. What did I do now? Now you actually couldn't do anything. Um, everybody was deeming me something about Teresa's podcast and something that we had I had said, and I realized somebody told them that we had made a comment or I had made a comment. No, they had made it in our recent podcast, but it was in a podcast that I did with Leak what I did with Liam McSweeney six months in May. So now mistay bitches Melissa from that day you did yeah we test yeah podcast that we and all. By the way, all I did was make a face when she when Leah said Teresa was her favorite housewife. It wasn't anything terrible, But then on their podcast it was like Teresa said her feelings or hurt because we had hung up Bravo con and we were talking and then we had her on the pod. But I was like, this is I don't know how Melissa said that people had sent it to her, so it was, you know, like people sensept to us, and it's a topic conversation. She said, had I know when it was so long ago, that would have made a huge difference. So yeah, but I'm Melissa, do your research before getting trying to get me in trouble. Of all people, Melissa, Melissa, she's in Hawaii having time of her life. Well, she's living her best. Well, enjoy your vacation, Melissa. Hope hopefully you have your Google alerts on because this will come up as well. All right, thanks? Do we need to go over fan thoughts? Um? Why does everyone Oh, this is something we haven't talked about. Why does everyone want to be Jen's friends so badly? She's not a good friend to any of them. I don't get it. I think, I mean, there's a lot of different theories. They're afraid of her, Um, they're they're um, I think being on her bad side is much worse than good side. Yeah. And then maybe they know that she's fun, like she's a big character on this Oh, like I worry for that show after she's gone. I think that she's fun, But I also think you're in a really when you have nothing to lose, Yeah, you can definitely dangerous. Yeah, And that's her situation right now. So and then the final fan thought was Heather needed to be called out. So does Jin They act very similar? Um, I think they have different ways of kind of manipulating people. But yeah, I mean it was I'm ready for them to be out of Sandy? How long are they going to be in San Diego? Diego? All right, you guys, well, thanks for tuning in. We will be back later this week. Bye,

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