Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra JudgeWhy are Heather and Meredith trying to ice Angie out this season?!
Teddi thinks Whitney has changed…is she catering to the fans rather than being her true self?
And, the fashion in Salt Lake City needs to be discussed. Teddi and Tamra reveal their best and worst dressed lists!
Two Teeth and a Pod, which Teddy Mellencamp and Cam Ridge Edge. Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teeth and a Pod. Is this our last pod together before you take your social media break camp? It just might be. Does this mean you're taking a break from me? Well, I have to.
It won't be gone long.
Okay, okay, okay, So we are back to talk about Salt Lake City. We didn't have taglines for episode one, but they are here for episode two. Why do you think they do that now?
Do you think it's just like one more thing to present to the viewers, like a big announcement Because they have all this time to make up the taglines. We read them months prior to airing, but then they don't show them till second or third episode.
But I have to disagree with you. Mine was not months before airing. Like I remember, I had recorded a bunch during a confessional and then right before the season aired, they were like, Teddy, we need you to make a voice note and say these three lines. And I had to like go in my closet and like read them like I've done that before too.
But that's because something like audio got it got screwed up somehow.
I think it was because they realized I was about to be doing everybody's dirty work, so they needed me to read record.
Oh so you recorded a totally different one.
Yeah, okay. I had new taglines, and those were the ones used to haunt me.
These taglines are are good. I like them.
Okay, do you want to be Lisa or Heather, because that'll be depending where who's I'll be Lisa.
Please, I can't be my cousin. That'd be like incense.
Lisa.
I'm on a mission to serve Lisa, and I love that for myself.
Heather, I own a beauty empire, so I don't need any of your lip service. I love that.
And then Monica, I keep my friends close, but my secret's closer.
Actually you don't. You've been sharing all of them. I thank you for that.
Yeah, maybe she's got some deeper secrets we haven't heard yet. So I feel like you're taggling kind of yeah, dicks, how your season.
Goes, it's a little foreshadowing Meredith and a town full of dirty lies. Everyone could use a bath.
That reminds you kind of Kyle a little bit in a town full of doesn't she say something like.
That, Yeah, like it in Beverly Hill.
Yeah yeah. And then Angie, I may be Greek, but don't expect an olive brunch from me.
You know what? That makes me want? All of Garden?
No, I want Are they still in business?
I don't know, but I would love to have an olive Garden breadstick right now all you can eat. That sounds delicious. Okay.
So in Big Bear there's a Sizzler, probably the one and only last dance, and I'm, like I told Idgo, I really just want to go there just because I want to see if it was as great as it was in the eighties.
I don't know that I've ever been to Chili's, but I mean ever been to Sizzler. But I love Chili's. I love red Lobster, I love Soup Plantation.
I haven't been to those three in twenty years. Go on any other?
What other ones? Like I'm trying to think of like the places we would all get. There was one place in Indiana when I grew up. It was called Ryan's Steakhouse, and like I feel like, other than my family, everyone was over seventy five because there was some sort of like discount but I still.
Did you got Did you ever have Pinnacle peaks? No, for they used to cut the ties off and hang them from the ceiling, and there was so much dust on the ceiling that would drop into your food.
No, but I love being able to make my own fully loaded baked potato.
Steak Corral used to have that, remember Steak Corral, big old potatoes, a big old potato bar. Were all right, we got off, we got off. We have one more. Whitney having faith and myself is the only religion I need.
Okay, I'm gonna say something right before we even get into this episode, and I realize, am I gonna like it? I don't know. I feel like Whitney's been housewived. He's changed, She's changed a lot. It's it's a new thing for me to witness. I mean, not only has Whitney.
Changed, she's trying all the things.
Like she's just I feel like I like her so much before because she just like seems so unapologetically her between this new trying so hard, and then I don't know, maybe her husband nouveneirs, I feel as few wait, he has new veneers. I don't know. Allegedly, according to my eyes, which aren't that great. I need my readers. She's definitely doing the most. She's doing the most with fashion, she's doing the most with like a shitster, but like taking ownership for this shit stirring. I love Whitney in person, but right now what I'm watching him, I'm really trying to get myself back on board to like that's my girl, but I'm struggling. Maybe was the heart sunglasses? I don't do well with those, Oh dear. Okay, So the best moments from this episode it starts out, oh gosh, listen, we're not good dressers, tam. But the outfit that Meredith wore to go on her walk with Lisa.
The metallic blue pants and the heels.
I think there were boots. They were like sweded gray boots. What in the forest was having metallic blue? The outfits on the show is a little over the top. And Lisa having sneakers, but they were wedge sneakers. They were platform sneakers. So those are not exactly shoes I would go on a walk with.
But that's just me.
But I have a question, is it just me? Or do you want? So? They one of them arrived with like a Starbucks order for the other person, was it Meredith came with the Starbucks. I'm wondering what their what their orders are, because I feel like Lisa is one of those that's like, I'll have a Vini six shot white chocolate mocha extra whip, you know, and Mary Kelly. Yeah, and Meredith's like, I'll have a block half cauff, Like, what is your Starbucks order? A non fat chai latte with one pump? That's if I'm like one pump of what? Like, I don't they do naturally do two pumps of chai? I only want one?
Oh, so I thought chai was a tea. I don't drink chie. I don't know anything about it. I thought the pumps for the sugars and the favorite.
No whatever, it's like one pump or one squirrel. That's if I'm like having a rough go of it and I want to try. If I'm just like living a healthy, nice life. I have an unsweetened ice cream tea.
So I have a regular coffee, a blonde with almond milk. Yeah, yeah, no sweetener, no nothing. I don't like my coffee sweet though, so.
Well, I can't drink a Starbucks coffee is strong for me.
Me and Eddie just had this conversation today because I at home. He will make a pot of coffee if he's at first, I will make a curig for me and me to him and then we have one of those like foamers, and he likes the syrups and all that, and I'll put it in his. But I just put half and half in mine, and he said, I can't do this anymore. The curag gives me a stomach ache. I need real coffee and I'm like, there's too much caffeine in that. I'm like this all day.
Well, we Edwin and I have become obsessed because Edwin drinks one nitro.
A day and he went through that before his heart.
And then we started googling because he also has a pre workout before we work out in the mornings, so we googled, like how much caffeine you should actually have before it becomes dangerous and blah blah blah, and so we are I cannot have more than one caffeinated substance a day, like, I just can't.
I can do curic There's not that much caffeine.
You can have more than one curic. I don't. I'm not a huge I would be sitting all the time.
I'd be like, well diarrhea plane guy, Yeah I do, and I just get I have one cup of coffee curic very mild to get my pipes moving well.
Cruise makes me my coffee every morning because he wakes up at the butt crack of dawn.
Wow, I know it's really trained well.
But today he comes in and he's like, Mom, I need to talk to you about something, and I think that we're about to have a really serious conversation. Was the adult here? He goes, I bring you a coffee every morning when I come in, because the rule is if he comes in before sex, he has to come with coffee. And he's like, I feel like we're wasting coffee because you only have four SIPs. So today I decided to put the little small button. He's like, so, I just want you to know that before.
I'm glad that he's looking out for you.
Now you did you have.
Him sign an NDA about my coffee? And because Lisa, she only trusts people that sign NDA's and I wanted to say, the people I have sign NDA's don't have a pot to piss him. So what am I going to get if they break that NDA? I also want to know, like, what is it that they know?
Like if I really want to break down, if people wanted to say the worst possible things they could say about me, you probably could gather from this pot. Right. It could be an asshole, I could be abrasive. I'm type A, I'm controlling a MOCD. I don't really know there's anything else. I feel like I'm laid it all out.
No, everything we know about you, everything that anybody can possibly know about you, is on your Instagram story.
Every day. You get really upset about my Instagram story.
But there's a lot of Instagram stories, teddy, a lot. I know people love it, and I love it because then I create. This is what you don't understand. I've never Okay, so did you make Matt sign an NDA?
No? I did not make Matt sign.
I paid inside NDA.
But now that we've pointed this out, Matt, I'm going to send that over just so you guys know. Matt is one of our producers, but he also helps me run my social media. Yeah, and so therefore an NDA will be sent over to him today. Even though we've been knowing each other for ten years before.
Also, well, chances are if he hasn't turned on you, I have had people turn on me.
Yeah, I've had people that they can turn on me. Yeah.
And it's like it's not cool at all that I'm sure Matt has everything in the vault. I hope that vault has a lock on it.
You know what, I don't know what I would have to do to really piss him off. Oh my gosh. Anyways, he's telling us to move so let's move on. Let's stop any any who. They go on the walk, Lisa apologizes for her hot mic moment. Meredith says she's sorry for making reference to rumors about Lisa cheating. They hug and decide to move forward. To me, this was the most awkward forced I felt like I did too.
I think it's one of those things like, listen, guys, we need to move on, because this show really is about fighting, figuring it out, resolution all those things, and if you have somebody on the show that holds a grudge, that's never good for the show.
Let's move on.
I don't want to talk about things from twenty years ago or from three seasons ago.
But also I don't want to be a part of a situation where we get into later on in this episode, where one housewife is not invited to an event and so then another housewives has to sneakily bring her in.
I know, I thought that was a badass thing to do to sneak her in. I mean, first of all, this is all bad as these inductions involved. Everyone fucking knows clear, Like come on, that's I don't know in the.
Eighth case, but who books the flights production? Right?
Okay, move on, I'm gonna make sign an Nda.
Heather tells Whitney that she was friends with Auntie K in high school. Heather jokes that she always feels bad for the girls that peak in high school. That's a peak? What do you mean? How do you in high school? You're only seventeen eighteen? What do you mean? I peaked in the eighth grade. The eighth What is peak?
That's when you got your period? What do you mean peak?
No? Peak is like your best year, Like in eighth grade was your best fucking year ever? Not ever, but my best year growing up? Like my senior year was a rough year. I think I was down and out my senior year, like I was barely graduating. I was having to take exit exams like I was not peaking. But eighth grade, eighth grade, eighth grade, you're killing me right now, you're killing me.
It's just how what I thought is peaking like look your best, prettiest, or.
It could be peaking in anything like for me, I just remember the eighth My eighth grade year was the year that, like all the older kids started wanting to hang out with me. I felt good about myself. You were poputer popular. I want to be popular. But by tenth grade I was unpopular. Things had really taken a turn. Well, when did you peak?
You still haven't.
Second grade, I still haven't. I'm still waiting to peak. I don't know what peak is.
I just do my thing and be who I am and got good year.
Well, she feels that Angie flip flopped from Jen to Lisa. Uh, do we think that Angie flip flopped last season? Or was she just react acting to the champagne pour on her head from Jin?
Do I think Auntie flip flop from last season?
Well?
Yeah, she fliped up. She's now holding the damn snowflake, so let her be and Jin's in prison.
A lot of shit's happen.
She's just going with the damn flow.
But Heather tasting that that hot spring and telling me it tasted like popcorn, I'm.
Like, it was just as bad as peed in there. It's just as bad as Emily drinking out of the dog's bowl. No, actually, actually it's worse.
It's worse because the dog is not peing and it's water bowl. But I can guarantee you some sick mofoll one of my children and Pete.
Not only that, like you're boiling your skin, you have spray tan you.
Oh, it's just it tastes like popcorn. Yeah, because you're boiling.
It's a human soup. That's what it is.
Disgusting. But then Heather doesn't think Lisa is prepared for her son Jack, what he might This conversation was actually pretty interesting to me, Heather. It doesn't think Lisa is prepared for her son Jack, who might be different when he comes home from his mission. Whitney says, it's a terrible idea for Heather to insert herself and Lisa's son's life choices. Do you think it's wrong?
I mean, I think it's I don't think it's any of her business. But also Heather also says Lisa's not a real Mormon and because because of that, like her son shouldn't be doing a mission. Is that what she's insinuating, like this is his own thing. This is why I've never pushed religion on my children younger and my parents did not do that with me because I want them to make their own decisions. And obviously Jack has made his own decision on what he has to what he wants to do in life, like let him be. But Heather was the Mormon Church for a long time, so I think that she can understand.
I think she can understand. But I think the part that is tricky when it comes to LDS, and I have a lot of friends and actually people that have that work with me at my company and all these things that are LDS, is that if one person is a full participant of LDS in the family and others are half in half out, it's going to create a divide. So him going on a two year mission is very different than him going to his freshman year of college, right, And I understand that.
And Lisa is not a She's Mormon, right, but she's not like a She's not practicing. She's not practicing. Obviously, her son was raised Mormon. Let the boy do what he wants to do. That's how I feel. And do you think that Heather's truly worried about Lisa and her son or is she just gossiping to promote her book?
Well, I think it's interesting that Whitney all of a sudden is so is.
It interesting or interesting?
I say interesting?
I get shipped for that all the time, you know, but what one is it? I don't know? Interesting interesting?
To me? It is interesting or interesting that Whitney is so pro her uh Jack Jack going on this mission, but so against the LDS Church. Granted, do I think any of this necessary.
I think she's been supportive. I don't think she's contradicting herself. It's like if you have a kid that wants to do something and you're like, you should.
Let him do it? Do what I think you? I do think if we're watching a reality show and it's it's truly about reality and your life. If so? Right now, if one of my children told me they were going to go become a scientologist, I don't know that I'd.
Be like, goyah, well, because where would that come from, Like, where where is this kind? You weren't raised like that?
I mean I like questioned and talk to them about it at the end of the day.
Like when Sophia wanted to chop her long blonde hair off into a pixie cut diet black, did you not think I was like.
Can we talk about this first? Yeah?
No, I'm like, do what you want to do, sweetie. This is what makes you feel comfortable.
Do it. So I think there is reason to maybe have that discussion. But do I think that discussion should have happened between Whitney and Heather. No, Maybe that's a discussion to have with Lisa, like do we have do you have concerns knowing that, yes, you may attend church on this day, but you don't live your life one hundred percent Mormon? Are you worried what's gonna happen when he comes back or if he ends up meeting Because most of the time, when these boys or women go on these missions for two years, that's where they meet their wives, and then that's of course they're going to come back at different person.
But I think also to defend Heather a little bit because she's on the other side of it, now and it wasn't a good experience to her, She's not a lot to say about it. But again, if it's one of her daughters that want to go on a mission, is she going to tell them, no, you can't do it. They're going to do it anyways.
But why not have this conversation with Lisa? Why are we having this conversation between Heather and Whitney Because.
They're on Housewives that's why?
True? Fine, yeah, uh well, then we get to Monica and her mom, where Monica tells her mom that she is out of her league. She went into Louis Vauton store and bought a bag since she feels like she wants something nice for when she's around the ladies.
Monica Carrier, I know that it actually made me really sad. It made me really sad that she's like, I don't feel like i'm up to you know, I have a smaller house, I don't own fancy things. But Monica saying that she doesn't have money like the other girls have made me love her more. She could have easily easily bought designer clothes from a garage and mission via hoo, but she did not do that. She did not put on the fake ass outfits and pretend like she had money, and I do you know notice later in the episode, she makes sure everybody is seeing that Louis Vuitton. She has it front and center, she's patting it well, she's proud of it. She's got Zanny's in her Louis, and she's telling everybody, you know. I didn't like that because it was so obvious she wanted everybody to know. I would have rather seen her say, oh my god, guys, look I got my first Louis.
I'm so excited.
I have my Zanni's in there.
This is gonna be a good trip.
But she wanted everybody to see that. God damn Louis.
But I do feel I can empathize with her in this moment because I remember my first season on House. I had ridden horses for a living. I had fashion or clothes or bags or any of those things.
Second seat, Like, I.
Had absolutely no idea what I was doing, and I remember they'd be like, do you want to go shopping with so and so? On camera? And then people just ate me alive because they're like, you don't know what you're doing, and now you're desperate because you're trying to get look like them and blah blah blah, and I'm like, it's just not naturally who I am. Yeah, but I like that.
I don't want to see my housewives so dulled up all the time. I don't care. You can wear clothes from Target, you can wear clothes from Revolved, you can wear clothes from Louis Vuitton. It's how you put it together and how you look and how you act, but also how you're honest about it.
I think she's saying, like, I didn't feel a certain way, so I'm purchasing this, And then you can see her kind of being emotional as she's tying the blankets, and she's like, you know, this is a mom and pop shop and we're figuring it out. And so far, I'm really liking her.
And I like her grandma too.
I have a question, just aesthetically, who does she remind you of somebody you've met through me.
Somebody I've met through you my first At first, I was gonna say jen Aiden in early days.
Now you just recently met her?
Oh Madissell?
Michelle Michelle? She reminds me of Michelle from Vegas?
Does?
Yes? She does?
I was thinking our trip to you are thinking about.
Yeah, yeah, like she does. She does.
There's just I think that Michelle about her holds herself a little bit different, like you could tell like Michelle's you know, and she's she's.
More well seasoned. Yes, yes, yes, there is something very like when I see parts of her, I'm.
Like, now, I like Monica, but I'm hearing through the grape vine.
I'm hearing from the streets.
The streets are talking, the streets are talking, and we're not gonna like her towards the end. Well, which makes me sad because I feel like any new housewipe that comes in ready to go, I like, I like those.
We're going to get back to Monica in a second. But Whitney telling Angie k that she is excited for the girl's trip Meredith planned. Then Angie says she hasn't heard anything about it, and Andree said she didn't get invited to Heather's event either, so she feels like they're icing her out. Whitney says she will invite Angie to the trip as her plus one. Do you think Meredith and Heather were trying to ice Angie out so she could potentially be downgraded and if so, do you think Whitney was like trying to get her back in the game.
I think yes, they were trying to ice her out. I don't know if she knew that she was a full time housewife at that time, so I think that they're like, oh, if we push her away, she won't have that opportunity to hold a snowflake, which is bullshit. I always want what's best for the show, best for me, and I think that Whitney bringing her on the trip was a badass move.
I think it was a badass move, but I also it's not how I would have done it. I well, we're not done.
I would have just been liked.
I didn't a surprise of it all. It is not there. I'm not a fucking surprise person. Don't surprise me. I don't want to be surprised. Like, if you really want to, like fight for your friend, then do it the right way. Say hey, listen, I love Angie. I want to give her a chance. Let's bring her on this trip, marit because if not, you're doing it just for drama, and that bugs me. Yeah, maybe get the big room. Should I do this?
First of all, I was shocked that they were there first, because for a second there I thought, Okay, this is Whitney's trip because she got there first.
No, Then we had to remind ourselves it's Meredith. And it also had to remind ourselves when we podcasting from that place because it looks awesome. Okay, have you had driven biads match?
Have you ever driven by it? Okay, I have.
Sophia wants to go there. Did look into it?
It's about six hundred dollars a night to stay there at the motel.
Do you think they want to collab us?
They might, they might, But you know what I'd rather go to. I'd rather go to Angie's house.
Man.
Now that she's a official housewife, you're starting to get to see her personal story. Her house is insane. That view just seeing the mountains, It's just a wall of windows.
She's a rich bitch, and guess who's going to be with the rich bitch? Comes Slates Nationals in a couple of weeks from now for me, because Slate and I are doing Nationals at the same time as her daughter, and we were texting about it yesterday and she's like, where do I stay? What do I do? I'm like, Okay, I need to let you know that horse show accommodations are very different than housewife accommodations. These are the three best of the world.
I have to downgrade.
We your mansion. We're not wearing full goggle glasses all the time. We're gonna have to it rains.
There's no Fendi, there's.
No Loois and the Danny's. It ain't a basic bitch.
But I want to know does her husband still do hair? I think maybe they.
I think they own hair lines. Even if he does. Do they have salons?
They met in a salon they both did hair, yes, and.
Then she was like, I knew he could blow out my hair. But we saw in the scenes to come somebody I think alluded to shit that's about to start hitting the fan with her husband, I don't know. Uh oh oh god. I've met him multiple times, not in like like with our kids.
Now, I want to know when they have sex, because when they're twelve almost twelve year old, isn't sleeping in the bed every single night.
Isn't every single night because I will say this cruise still comes in our room. He has like a reward system when he doesn't.
But I mean, you have those kids on a tightlysh Yeah, they're you really.
Do you realize the tooth Fairy wouldn't even give him money this year because he hasn't been brushing properly. Oh my god, Yeah, that's the note. You could have made a lot of money.
But don't you think almost twelve is a little too old? She did say she sleeps with them. I don't know if it's every single night. I've had sick kids in my bed whatever. I was a single mom. I didn't have a husband. With Ryan, he probably slept in beds me until he was five, only because I can only afford a one bedroom apartment.
I don't know.
I'm just thinking they're not having sex.
I don't think that because, for example, I already have a text message from Edwin what time are you done with the pod so that we can get it in. I'm just saying it's the truth because we're tired at night and help like this, this is his lunch break. He's wanting to know.
Yeah, we are having more day sex, that's for sure.
Yeah, we're day sex people. And like, I don't know that. I had the most functional way of growing up, but my sister and I slept and my mom was a single mom. That's different thood forever.
Yeah, that's different. When I when I separated from Simon, I mode into a two bedroom apartment that was like about seven hundred square feet. Sydney and Spencer had bunk beds in one room, and Sophia's left in my bed. She was four at the time.
Yeah, so I don't know.
I also think, I mean, as long as she's still not breastfeeding her.
I mean, if you can, if you can write and cursive and and script, and you have your period and you're wearing a bra and have your period, then you might sleep in your own bed. But that being said, whenever I go on a trip with Slate, we're so excited to share a bed.
Yeah, but that's different.
Like she's like, Mom, I know we're going to see this weekend. Please tell me the house is rented out so that we can be in the little apartment and we can share bed. I'm like, no, the house isn't run it out. She's like that, I've just leave my own room. I'm like, yes, terrible, Yeah, I know, but okay. Then Monica tells Heather that she was married in the temple and then she was excommunicated her words, not mine, for fucking her brother in law for eighteen months. She thought that coming out would make her feel better, but she was shunned and he wasn't. That actually is interesting. Why is she shunned and he isn't.
What's more interesting is why is she fucking her brother in law? That's even more interesting. But I get what you're saying.
But she left her counsel and bought thongs after having to wear garments? And is that what they're called magic underwear?
Is that what those are?
The garments?
Yeah, the craziest things playing for it, I think is magic underwear. I think if I'm not mistaken.
The wild thing about garments is that when you go to the gym, you don't have to wear the garments. You can dress the sexiest you ever want to dress. Like, That's what I don't understand about.
But what's the purpose of the garments so you don't have sex?
No, the purpose of the garments I'm going to paraphrase this, but the purpose of the garments is like it's a level of protection from anything else unless you are working out, which is then your body needs to be able to move better. And that's why when you go like whenever I go to Salt Lake and you go to the gym, like you've never seen hotter chicks wearing less clothes because it's the one place they can go and really show it off.
How do you find clothes to fit over.
The garments?
I mean when they and they show the girls walking around, they are men that the garment.
Will help protect them as they strive to live as the Savior Jesus Christ has asked them to live. That being said, with all of my LDS friends or my Mormon friends, they wear those yes, but I also can ask them like I will go and stay at my one friend in Salt Lake City's house and she's LDS, and I'm like, hey, I'm coming, but I need to know what I'm going to do in regards to coffee, So just let me know in advance. I want my four SIPs. Do they ever cheat to do Mormon's cheat on each other?
No, you'r LDS friends. They ever cheat and drink coffee and no that stuff.
No, definitely not. But what I can't say is they don't seem to judge like she's never been like Teddy, no, you're not bringing your cure eg. But here's the part that's weird about LDS. They can't drink coffee, but they have insult like you guys quote me. I forget what the place is called. But they have drive throughs where you go and get sodas. It solely has sodas. You get like, you're like, I'll have a coke.
Are they of non caffeinated sodas? No? I remember my girlfriend growing up. No, I don't think they can. My girlfriend growing up could not have any kind of caffeine or anything like that.
She had to drink tab caffeine. No, Tamar, they can have caffeine. They drink rock Stars and Red Bulls. They just can't have coffee because coffee is in their version of the Bible. But so they are.
All okay, I can't with this conversation this, But do you.
Agree with Monica being open about everything takes away from other's ability to hold things over her head? Or do you think she's sharing too much?
No, share away, girl, I like that. That's my philosophy.
Share away.
Nobody can hold anything over your head.
Yeah, I mean I is she being messy? Yes? While I don't one hundred percent condone her behavior, I absolutely want her behavior. I did, Todd, I don't want to hear.
Is Heather still being upset with Angie because she insinuated that she had Barbie kick whatever sex with Jen, Oh Barbie scissor kicks or whatever with Jen? Like, come on, you got a black eye. You wouldn't tell anybody where it came from. People were insinuating, they were guessing all the things. And does she actually tell us what happened to her?
Does it ever do?
Because if she doesn't, I don't give a flying f anymore.
All I really know about this episode, there's two things. One, the goal of the episode was obviously to get us to want to stay at Trixy Motel, which it worked, Tam and I will be there sometime soon, hopefully, Tricksy, you reach out to us, We're ready to come. But also at the Palm Springs Airport looking for a diamond ring sixty thousand dollars emerald cut, people have really gone down the rabbit hole and this shit like, well.
Let me just tell you one thing before we get into it. Two hours before I turned on Salt Lake City.
Old Time, your dramatic tone change I wasn't ready for.
I looked down and my center diamond for my wedding ring was gone.
No.
You were getting in the car to go to the gym, and I went and Eddie's like, what, I go my ring? The diamond's missing. Now I've had that ring eleven years. We drove back home, turned around my back home. I had done the dishes, loaded the dishwasher, went upstairs. I am looking in the dishwasher. Eddie turns the dish washer, I mean the garbage spoosal. Eddie turns the garbar spools on.
So what are you doing? He goes, well, I mean.
It might scratch it, but we shall know it's in there. I'm like, oh my god. So I have on Melinda Marie Little bands right now because I am missing the diamond and I don't know if it's insured. So Eddie is gonna call the insurance company today because it was so long ago that You're like, yeah, do you not? I can't remember. I go, are we doomed? Does this mean our marriage is over? And He's like, stop it it's just a material thing, like we'll get it handled. And I'm like, it's just here's the thing.
If you lost your full ring, like the full ring came off I'd be worried because I had the same situation. We were playing football at my famili's and his ring fell off, and I was like, it means we're done. We're done.
Eddie lost his diamond ring in Cabo, probably less than a year after we were together.
Yeah, but the diamond falling out, that's happened to me before, and that was like eight years ago.
Did you find it?
No, miscovered putting the new diamond in. I mean, whether I want to be or not, we're still here, okay, pushing I was just like really like losing the ring, like taking it off and being absent minded about it. I'm weird about it. That to me would be some sort of a red flag. But the stone falling out, We're one. We're never supposed to work out in our rings and we always do well.
My ring is big and bulky, like just the base of it is super bulky.
Is the big the big diamonds the one that's gone.
Yes, the big center diamond is the one that's gone.
I have a question. Was it sixty thousand dollars?
I don't know, Honestly, I don't know.
Well, because I a lot of people are saying, do you think that Lisa Barlow's trying to get insurance fraud because she still had this many rings on and this.
Is ohd people comye tits com if I would have lost a ring like that, if it would have but if it flew off, it's like where had it been there somewhere?
But also at some point stop talking about it like either.
It's new, it's new, it just lost it, like shit, well done?
She said it was new.
No, she said it's so new like somebody said, like you need to move on. She's like, but it just happened, it's new, Like why? Well?
All I can say in closing out of this episode is my favorite part was when Monica goes to give Lisa one of her trips and Mary is like, ah, I do not like crumbson I know.
But also Mary calling the motel first of all, she said hotel and they're like, it's a motel was hilarious.
Do you have two thousand and three Don perry On? Who doesn't have Don perry On?
What kind of food do you serve? And then she's all pizza, Like I didn't know that. Mary was that, Uh, that's snooty. Mary and her new face are very snooty. Oh, but I'm gonna miss you, Tam. But did they not go to Palm Springs last year?
They go to Palm Springs or San Diego.
We blame o san Diego last year, right, Yeah, not Palm Springs.
They go to wherever they can get an airbnb at the right price. Yeah, I do. Mary is so shady.
She's like, I don't think it's worth that. Not sixty thousand dollars. It's not in your guy's bread shade.
Not if you're going to get it from Melinda Marie. These are I think one hundred and fifty.
These are Melinda Marie. I actually wore Melinda Marie at the reunion. I contact her, she sent me some pieces and some rings and necklace and.
The rest is history. Well, we gotta go, you guys. Well, money, more problems, more money, more problems. But we'll see if they've find it. And I think that this is a promising new season. Bar seems activated in the trailer for next weeking episodes. So we will miss you, Tam. Keep tuning in. I'm sure Emily and I will cause some trouble, but not as much trouble as you and me. But thank you guys, thank you,
