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Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Melancamp and tambrag Edge. Hello, Hello, Hello, Welcome to this week's two Cheese in a Pod with myself, Teddy Melancamp and my girl Damn Ra Judge. We're getting so good at this week. I know. Okay, first off, how are you feeling? Um, I'm feeling okay, just cough still coughing stuff up out of my lungs and every once in a while get like this really bad headache that won't go away. But I'm at the end of COVID, but I have given it to my entire family, including my brother, his wife, his kids, everybody. So um, so much for those at home tests, because I tested before they came over and Christmas Eve and it was negative. I thought, oh, I just have a cold. It's going around, And then it probably took three tests for me to test positive. Yeah, that's the problem is that sometimes it takes longer and then the PCR are so much more accurate. But you're you're out of bed, You're doing well. How's Eddie doing. He's in bed right now. He's just taking it easy. You know. How guys are they? I mean they it's a full time job nursing for them when they're when they have even a cold. So COVID is next level. Like when Edwin had COVID and I had at the same time and we didn't realize and we were quarantined in different rooms, he would like send me text like help. He wants to go back to work. So he's just taking it easy and not, you know, over exerting anything, that's for sure. Well, I am been a hot mess express not from followed you on Instagram girl, like I can't the fact that I still don't have a phone. Okay, So for those of you guys that haven't seen on my Instagram. The first night that I got to askpen, I had on a Fannie pack. I mean it's a cute one, but I had on a Annie pack with a person with my phone in it, all my credit cards, my license, my vaccination card, everything that I could possibly want or need, not the vaccination card. Well, then they had made me sit outside everywhere, so I and I shut it because I didn't have my phone and so bad. So that night, every single video of me or picture anything I have on the fanny pack untill twelve thirty seven a m that nighttime. Yeah, and then I wake up the next morning, I walk home. I wake up the next morning and it cannot find the fanny pack. You left it in the bathroom and the rest of you went to the bathroom took it off. But this is where I think that it's flawed, that theory one. I feel like because it was a rented out place that Kyle had rented, and there was only people that we knew there. Um it was it was a kind of Kyle she you know, we went there and checked the next day. Kyle had left her phone there. She got hers back, but my whole thing was gone. But my phone was off. But so what's shady about that is that I have had my phone fully charge and I didn't use it all night. So the only way that I had would be off, I think is if it had stelled into the snow. Well you mean, and it wasn't working anymore. Because like my what we've Edwin and I've decided is when we were walking home, maybe I had had, you know, some beverages. I was going to ask how much drinking was going on because a wile left hers, you lost your Fannie peck. A lot of drinking was going on, and so that is really where we stand with Fanny Gate. Um. But I had to then be an asthmen with all the flight canceled and all these things going on with um no phone. I have cruises little baby phone that I like let him have when he's like in the car that I'm trying to use, but with a different phone number. I just find out how to believe that nobody found it because You're credit cards were in there, everything was in there, so somebody could open it and go, oh tugy mellencamp like that. Well, we called the police department, We did everything because also I had to try to fly home, so it was like it was it was a lot of things, but nobody can get into your phone. Did you erase your phone? That's what would scare me, even though you like password on it. I'm sure. Well the phone has never been turned on since it happened, because I've done I've done find my phone like multiple times. But also not one of my credit cards was charged because I didn't cancel them until Monday when I got home, because I was just like, maybe I'll be able to find the person. Maybe not the best way to handle it, but nobody ever charged my card, so I feel like it's under snow, somewhere, gone forever. But they keep every day the track and keep saying the phone's gonna make it the next day. But I did so, you know, but it was, it was. It was a big couple of days, an aspendt and you had it all backed up. So when you get your new phone, we're gonna have to see chamraid it'll be be big, big choice. So and it meant that why I was in Aspen and I got to run into one of my hall passes. I didn't even have a proper phone to take a picture. Really, wait, who's your hall pass? Well it's Enrique Iglesias is one, and then the other one is Oliver Hudson. I mean, he is so funny. He's so funny. I follow him on Instagram. Well we were, I was Kyle and I were trying to be cool, but I thought maybe it was John Mayer. Oh can't you go? I'm so upset that I'm in the hot topics this week? You are like I I when I saw that we get run downs for the podcast, y'all, and one of the hot topics is Teddy and the John Mayra thing when I said go after yourself, I was kind of just making a joke. I'm joking that upset, Yeah, but just because the show, Like if you say one little thing and the press takes it and makes it into this huge thing. Yeah, I'm like, I don't even want to look up my Google alerts about it, not to mention, like, we'll stop pissing off because you know they're good. He's good friends with Andy Cohen, and we got to get Andy on the pod, So don't be his friends. Why don't we ask John Mayer and Andy both to be on the pod? Okay, I'm sure they're dying to the there. I'm sure they're going to serenade us with your Body's a Wonderland. Yes, totally not. Yeah no, but this is how rumors good started. The Other roomor was you know how on New Year's my dad played at Kyle's house. Yes, I saw that on Instagram as well well, so he pretty much like Kyle was like talking to him, and my Dad's like, tell me why the hell you like housewives? Tell me why you like it? She said. My favorite thing about it was that I met your daughter. I met one of my best friends and he was like, Oh, that touches me so much. I'm gonna play for you guys. We had to find the guitar blah blah blah. But then we start Mike are getting calls from my publicist and his publicist. They think that Kyle like paid like a million dollars the time. I'm like, she didn't pay anything. Everyone's like, you can't book him for private shows? How did you do it? And she's like no, no, wow, So he just can't just play wherever he wants, like I mean he did, he did wherever he wants. He just he played for us for free, obviously, but this is how rumors get started. Everybody's like, we know his corporate radar. Oh you're seeing people are saying yes, Oh gosh. It's like I would never think that, I know. I mean, it's you're dead, you're a good friend. Like it's just crazy. So that when all in all it was, it was a wild New Year's very different from yours. But you guys are, oh my gosh, I'm going absolutely crazy because I'm not one to just sit home and so I'm going on more than two weeks now and I haven't worked out, so I'm starting to get like a little wacky in my head. I'm starting to get a little deep dust. I'm feeling everybody hates me. My life is horrible, like all these things, because I just I don't do well just sitting around and I'm well enough that i can go out, but I'm not going out, you know, and being respectful, just because you know, Sophia has it, Eddie has it, and so I'm just sitting in the house, cooking, baking. Now I'm re decorating the house. I bought all new rugs and pillows and throws and all this because I'm just bored. You're nesting. I'm nesting. Well. I think that's good. I mean I wish I was doing that. My house, Like this side of the room is a disaster zone, like you know when you get home from a trip and you just like fling everything everywhere. Yeah, that's that's where we are. This is the one clean area. I always like after the first year to like change up my house a little bit, just to spruce it up. Change like cheap things like pillows and rugs and things not necessarily that you know what I mean, You're creative in that way, but I love doing that. Yeah, so I'm like, okay, this is what I'm doing. So well, have you talked to Vicky? Uh? Yeah, she's what is going on. She's probably texting me right now, right, okay, so give us the lowdown. Oh my god. Um okay. So she knew probably right after he got engaged, because she has friends in Puerto Vita and that's where he did it. So she was contacted and she called me immediately and she's like, oh my god, oh my god, Steve is engaged. And I'm like, how do you know? She was like somebody on the beach told me. I'm like, well, you don't know for sure. And then he posted like rose pedals and all this stuff. Then he talks to the press about it, like he gave them story. He gave People magazine Dave Quinn the story on our podcast week which if you don't want any part of this life that Vicky had, but yet you proposed to this girl that talk your age and then you, you know, you save it for the press. Like so when did they actually break up? Okay, well, I actually have a little timeline. Here. Are we at a reunion right now? You're like, hold on, let me get up. I have a little timeline. So because I talked to Vicky every single day, I kind of know what's been going on. And he had been distant for like the past year. She bought that house in Mexico, remember that Portovirta that was I think back in October she bought that. He suddenly twenty February February bought the condo and then by October he was there like full time and like getting sideways. And she she has a job, she has gone in office, she owns a business, so she couldn't be there all the time. So it started getting this distance and then they started fighting and then like he blocked her on Instagram, like it started became very while he was living in her house. Yeah, yeah, so she said about October, after moving to Mexico, he went, he went a little sideways, and um, I said, he probably met somebody. I kept telling her that. Then he came back after he had blocked her, wasn't talking to her, and moved into her new Koto house so he can run for governor. How did she believe that? I mean, after he blocked her and did all this stuff, Like what how did he convince her like to me, he never has seen that charming. She's not being She hasn't been very strong and um smart about this relationship. So that being said, I'm like, Vicky, don't have him back in your house and she's like, no, it's fine. We're having fun. He asked me to go on the campaign trail whatever it's called. She started traveling with him, taking pictures. He told her to wear her ring, and then they get back home. He doesn't win, and what happens, he's out, he's out. But the thing that bothers me is that he moved. This is Vicky told me this. He moved from Vicky's house right into Janice is her name, Janice Jane, right into Janice's apartment, so that he had to have been dating her while he was living with because how do you immediately move in? Also, I'm sorry, like I just don't think men should just be moving into women's houses. I'm like, maybe I'm old school in that way, but like, especially if this is the real deal, like make them feel special, right right, It's like make an effort, like why are you? And also now I have questions about Janice, believe me. I tried to follow her on Instagram. I mean I didn't try to follow her. I tried to look at her on Instagram. She's private, but she's yeah, she's private, and I was like, I definitely can't friend her. So I just went online and looked up. She's thirty seven years old, younger than his kids. And I mean, I get that that happens, but what are you seeing and him? Is my question in regards to her. I don't know. It could be maybe it is true love. Who knows. Who are we to say? I mean, there's a huge age difference, but that happens all the time. They met. Who knows where, Probably at a bar. She's a bar tender as well. I read and she has a my Space. Well, we don't know. He actually my space. I literally tried to log onto my Space. I don't die, but I don't know what doesn't exist. I'm like, oh, I'm old school, let me try my space. No, I'm like, maybe you can find my old account. So I think it's all like Vicky is. She's adjusting, she's trying to understand it. She's still hurt. She's like, wait, he we were just dancing three months ago at you know, the ranch, and now he's engaged in already planning his wedding. What did her post mean where she post like circled the date? Oh, that was a date that they were together, the asked one of the last dates they were taking pictures together, out together, Because I think what he's saying in the press is is that he broke up with her a year ago. Well, if you break up with somebody a year ago, you don't stay at their house in Portovirta, and you don't move into their house to run for governor, and you don't do all these instagrams together and pictures. Yeah, they were on a few podcasts together. Like, it just doesn't make any sense. And I'm trying to get her to the point where I'm like, be angry, Like, don't be sad. She's really sad about it. She's having a hard time. She just can't understand. She doesn't want to be single. She's coming up on her sixtieth birthday and all she can talk about is I don't want to be single. I am sixty. I want to be in a relationship. But I think that she she dodged a bullet with that one. He's been single, then be with somebody that's not treating you in a way that's making you feel sad more than happy. Yeah. I don't know what happened, but I do think that he did love her at one point. Like I around them, they seem like they were happy. They did a lot together, he was very sweet to her, and then it just it went sideways. So I would they originally meet at a charity event? Okay, so it was like an authentic meeting. Yeah. Yeah, I remember when she met him, and I'm like, Okay, give me like a so security number, give me everything I'm gonna do with a background check on this guy. Because she's not She's not a good picker. I told her, you're not a good picker. Was she a full time housewife when she met him? Yes? She was. They've been together like six years. Wow. She's like, so basically, I've wasted the last ten years of my life after Dawn, she had five years with um Brooks. And then I think right now her biggest thing is she's like, why is everybody? Why do they care her that he's getting engaged. I said, Vicky, you don't understand. They don't care he's getting engaged. They care because he's connected to you and you know it's it's a hot minute. Yeah, it's a scandal, and people love people love a train wreck. They like want to know the details. But I mean, she wanted to come on today, and she goes, I just have to, you know, not give it any life because I feel like more life. I give it that that's what he wants. Right, So I'm like, okay, She's like, but okay, but next week I'll come on. So okay, so we'll talk. Get her to talk next, I mean, we'll figure out a way to get her to talk. Well. Andy Cohen overserved on New Year's Eve, while Anderson Cooper Land's new parenting show on CNN is one of them from the full People article. So I didn't get to see the countdown because I was, you know, raging an aspen. Well, I was raging at home and my snuggy I was asleep at nine o'clock. I didn't see it either, but I did watch some of the highlights on Instagram and he was lit. And to say he was overserved, that is to say that somebody served him. I have a feeling how to ball right there and this drinking well, I thought, I mean, here's the thing where they this is how bad? You know, it goes down when Radar online saying CNN isn't going to have a back all this stuff, and then CNN even has to issue a state and like we talked to Andy, he's you know, he knows he said something you shouldn't have said, and he's coming back. I want to be I wanted to be in that that room or that phone call where Andy gets like I love him. I love a messy Andy. I love it. And a friend that I have that watched it said it was so good and hilarious and they love well, the two of them together are amazing. But what do you think that he said that got him in trouble? What part because he said? Know? I mean, I think so he did the mayor, he did Ryan Seacrest, he did, But did he really I rewatched that Ryan Seacrest thing. I don't think he was really putting down Ryan. Was he just more like putting down ABC? I think Yeah. When I first heard, I'm like, oh my god, that's mean. Like I really like Ryan. I think he's such a hard worker, but why would you put him down? That's just petty. But then I really listened and I'm like, I don't think that's I think he just putting down the network, which might be worse. I mean, I think here's the thing. He was acting the way we act on Housewives. So I know that's what I loved. That was what I was actually us, this is something we would do, instead of him judging us for doing something shady. It's like it was so nice to be like, uh huh andy, Yep, that was not all people loved it. I mean, I think they're the you know, the people that want to judge everything that everybody does and say, I can't believe he would do that. But I think the whole point of New Year's is to have fun and laugh and be a hot mess. And you know, so I appreciated the clips that I saw. I mean, maybe you shouldn't shade other networks, but he apologized, so, which is good. I think he was just drunk, and you get sometimes, I mean, I know, I have, you get to that point where you're overdrunk and you just should not be talking. You should not be talking on clip. I love is when you see um Anderson like kind of grabbing at him and then the coat. I know, but you also got to think, like he just had COVID again for the second time. He had been like stuck in his house, and now it's like, you know, that's how I feel right now. I'm like, next week, I'm going out. I'm gonna party because I missed pretty much the holidays and New Year's Eve. Well, can it be with me? Because we need to have our first not other than andy baby shower drunk night together. I think we should. I think that I'm going to call Jeff Lewis to see about going back on his show, because I usually go on every few weeks or at least once a month, and then I'll come out the night before Perfect. We'll do something and then we'll go on his show, go on there hungover that Perfect. That's where we'll make more friends, like we do every week here. I know. I just love making friends. I love it. That's what we always say to each other. We're making more friends. This week, guys, we gotta take a little break. We'll come back and we'll do a little recap a right, so we're back. There was no this weeks. We have nothing to recap there, so damna. That means you're not gonna be in the press for shaving. I know, you guys, it is so hard for me to talk about OC. I was actually talking to Alex about this. I go, it's it's a it's a no win situation because people are like, Oh, you're just jealous you're not on the show. You'll do anything to get on the show. Stop talking bad about your cap And I'm like, no, I am just giving my opinion of how I feel about the show. You're just doing your job. This is a job that we have. That being said, I'm not looking forward to when Beverly Hill starts airing. No, it's difficult. I know. I'm like, now because it's easy for me to talk about people I don't know. We'll let me do this, you know, talking you will you do my dirty work. Yes, let's go back to my old tech Heather. Heather Debrow said she will come on the podcast, and she said, you seem very very sweet, and I'm like, okay, Well, then she's not stop saying the same. It's all right. So we don't have Orange County to recap, We're gonna start with salt Like, yeah, So to break down Salt Lake, let's kind of go through the best moments. So Whereith is upset that Lisa can be Jen's friend knowing what she did to Brooks, Meredith wishes that Lisa would confront Jen about it and how it was wrong. Meredith questions her friendship with Lisa. Now I have a question, because I didn't watch the first couple episodes, what what happened with Brooks that merediths son? So Banks's Merrithe's son, Jen made some very inappropriate comments about him in his sexuality. Really no, I would expect that from Mary, right, So I think that's why there's this confusion. And now especially cut to this episode where Meredith is all of a sudden okay with what Mary said? Oh that, I mean, it's just so. And if you guys haven't watched Mary says some very racist comments. She does, But the thing is that she does it and then she acts like I didn't mean it like that, And I'm like, I'm starting like does she just doesn't doesn't know any better? Or I mean, you should know better by now? Right. The what I've noticed consistently about Mary is one either she has the worst memory of anybody I've ever had, or to like she just lives in a constant state of denial. Because it's it's maddening for me to watch her. I know, but she's such good TV and all the eye rolling and all that stuff, I mean so over the top, but like over the time. It's it's really hard, but I really don't feel chemistry with her and anybody else. Like that's where it's confusing to me. Like I'm like, Meredith, you're really actually choosing to be around Mary versus Lisa. Yeah, Like I Lisa's really growing on me. By the way, I love Lisa, She's my favorite. It one of my favorite that. But now I mean seeing Lisa with her son during prom and getting in the pics and like some of her funny confessionals, Like I was like, Okay, I'm getting on board with Lisa. She's driving her I think because she's a New Yorker too, and I just I tend to really love New Yorkers. She says it like it is. We're starting to see more of a chemistry between Lisa and her husband, Like you can tell he's loosening up, yes, absolutely, Whereas I feel like Mare's husband is still like acting a little bit like he gave me the creeps. Yeah, what was happening? I shouldn't say that shouldn't that's not very nice. But he I don't know if he was reserved or what it was at that party, and won't get to that later, but he was acting weird. He's the on' like do you golf with your wife? Yeah? I didn't get and he's like, whoa, I'm guessing they made a bet that they didn't show. But I still was like, this is weird. And all of a sudden, he's just showed up. I mean, we know that they've had problems in the past and so the relationship is strained, but then why is he being weird to everybody else? It was weird and I gotta believe like he was just does he drink? He was drunk. I don't know who drinks on the show and who doesn't anymore. Well, now I'm slightly confused also because yeah, I don't know, they're all they all appear to be drinking. But I do think that that Lisa does not drink. Okay, she's that good and she doesn't drink. Yeah, that I know. Could you imagine? I couldn't. Couldn't um you would know when you were pregnant, Like what's hard? Well, look what happened afterwards I got fired. Did you get fired after the pregnancy? Yes, I was my last season, and then that's a that's horrible. Yeah, well the same thing happened to Eva. She's pregnant her last season two. But I think it's different. You know when you're pregnant, when you versus you're drinking, and you know you're able to get next a little bit more. I did one season not drinking. That's why my fitness competition. And I'll I mean, I'll admit there sometimes where I'm like talking to my train and like what is the least Like what alcohol can I drink? What alcohol? Please? I have to drink something tonight And she's like, have a little bit of vodka, potato vodka, You'll be fine. I'm like, isn't that carbs? But it's it's because also the conversations never end. Oh it's end the list and to be like sober completely Like I it's it's next level. But I mean, clearly Whitney and Um, oh my gosh, why am I blanking on her name all of a sudden. Whitney and Heather they're getting down to drink any chance they can, which I love. Um Whitney feels she stole from her family since she used all her family savings on Wild Roast that she says how it adds straight into her relationship with Justin. Well, I have a skincare line and it did take dollars, but it wasn't my life savings. I don't know that I could have. I see, I'm not somebody that takes the gambles and like takes a chance, big chance if I know that it's going to wipe out my family's savings account, Like, I don't think that I could do that. I wouldn't feel comfortable doing that. And how long has she had the skin care line? Wasn't making money already or she just dumping more money in a line that's not really showing her any profit. Well, I'm assuming this is I mean, in my opinion, is that now that she's on a television show and she has a bigger platform, she's hoping that this reason will bring attention to it and hopefully start making money, which in theory is a very good idea. I mean, I can say that. I mean I always had my business um when I started the show. However, the first day that they ever showed my business, I had fifteen thousand emails. Yeah, you know, so it does increasing like there was so much surround Like I all of a sudden had to hire you know, more assistance and people to like go through and you know all of that kind of stuff. Um, And I wasn't prepared for that because I had no idea. I had never been on a television show before that being said, I am also very frugal when it comes to certain aspects like and also I have like anxiety when it comes to asking people for money, even though I know when you're in a marriage it's supposed to be our money. I don't live like that. Like Edwin and I have sex separate bank accounts. You do, and oh my gosh, we do not. We have one. We have several with different businesses, but both our names are on all of them, from cut Fitness to being as CBD to household to entertainment. But I think we both just have like a weird thing about money, like when because you know, my husband's dad was you know, sent to jail and they lost everything he has that, you know. And with me, when my parents got divorced, we had a lot of money and then all of a sudden we kind of ran out and like it just there's this. Both of us have money issues for sure. So we have one shared credit card for the kids, like all the stuff we put on the kids, and then we both have our separate bank. What about like tax, well, taxes we do together for our personal life and we just split and then um, but our businesses are completely separate. You're setting yourself up pretty easy divorce. I already got a frain up and we're a wow oild machines. Really okay, no, but I mean I'm over here just freeballing. You're just going for it. Pre up, No, nothing, let's just go. But that's why are both of our own things. But that's what works for us. And I think you have to figure out whatever what works for you. And money is the thing for both of us that were weird about. So it's better for us just to be like and then when we go on a trip, we'll we'll like say, I'll be like, okay, you get flights and food, I'll get air like hotel. Yeah, and then we choose how big we to go on each thing. Okay, it's a negotiation. Okay, Um, to control freaks, that's what it sounds like to me, this is like yeah, I mean, but this house was the first house I was able to like contribute to and all that kind of stuff. That's all right, that's quite a house. Thank you, thank you. Um So we have a question. Did we ever get to see this house? We never saw this house last season when I was on the one episode they filmed Kyle here and we did like a little house store, but they never showed it. So how long have you had this house? I got this house at the beginning of the pandemic, so right this same week that I got fired, I moved into this house. Like my video of me like trying not to cry and announced that I got fired was in this backyard. I just I've seen it from your just Instagram. I've never been there yet, but I literally sold my big house within the pandemic because I was so fearful I lost my you know, a big contract, and I thought the market was going to go to ship because of the pandemic. And now I'm like, I should never done that, and now the market is out of hand, like I know, it's beyond all right. So then Whitney and had their question if Mary had something to do with Jen's arrest. They think Meredith and Mary knew something was up and kept it from everyone. I don't know, those are strong words to accuse somebody of turning somebody in. I feel like this is a big deal. There's a lot of people involved in showing up. Maybe she tipped him off to where are you saying where she was located, or just in general like to get involved in this. There's aware of What they're implying is that like she they had a private investigator they went and like, yeah, they ticked off the people that would be really shitty. Yeah, that would really really shitty. And then the next part that really act really bugged me, which I think is it's a number one housewife Fox pause. Meredith is once again upset that the ladies keep inviting her to events that jenn is at. Stop just stop with that. That's one thing that I was like, shut up, this is an ensemble cast. You signed up for this. Stop saying don't invite me if she's there. Yeah, it doesn't work like that. Give me your paycheck. Like it's one thing if you have an event yourself and you don't want to invite somebody, and that creates the own drama. But if it's other people's event, you signed up to be on this show, you know that the only way this person is not going to be on the going to these events that are not your events because if they get fired, right. And then Jenny confronts Mary about her comment, um, the racist comment, and gives the shoes back, saying it was insulting as well, Mary, I do what I don't agree with that? You don't agree that the shoes was insulting insulting. She gave her, like all their pair of shoes that had never been worn. Here's the thing, it's one thing if you said, okay, if I said, do you can tell you why it's insulting? Okay. So if I said, hey, Tamara, I got these pair of shoes and I can't wear them. I've never worn them. I put them on their beautiful but they hurt my feet. Do you want them? Yes? I do? Okay, great, I would too. However, giving you something like wrapped up and saying here's a present I got you, and then you going, oh my gosh, thank you teddy. You didn't have to do that, and me going I didn't. I already bought them from myself for the reunion, or they were for Jin or whatever the news stories are each time. I think it's a little bit rude. Yeah, but wasn't she honest about it? She's like, I, they're used, like I bought them, they weren't for you, and she still took him well because she was so confused, she was like what, No. I don't think she was fully honest about it, So I think that's why it felt insulting to her. But like you said, if you would say, like, oh, here's some shoes, they don't fit me, do you want them? They had the receipt in her when she just take them back. But whatever, I mean, she could have. I thought that there's a way that you can do a re gift. That's fine, And it's not like she's re gifting a glass of I mean a bottle of wine or something like that. Like she's re gifting I'll take it. I would still take it too, but I just don't think it was that nice. I have like ten pairs of those shoes and none of them are comfortable. And then but then my favorite part is that uh Jen actually does take them. I know, and have you not had reunion? Reunion? Shoes that you put on, but you would not walk in because I have, I for sure have. I had my silver lubtons that were so uncomfortable, but I sat there with them and then when I had to get up, I took them off at my slippers on because they're so uncomfortable. We also have to talk about how uncomfortable it is to be at the reunion, sitting in those tight dresses, in the uncomfortable shoes, and like you can't you as a house don't get to ask for the brakes. If you do, you get the look. Unless you're Ramona, you would just get up and walk. But like you sit there and you're like scared, like scared to move your face. You're tight. Everything is so uncomfortable. And I don't miss the I don't miss the reunions filming at all. The reunions are the longest day of your life. Then you like go and they used to be longer, yeah, And then you go and have lunch and you sit there, but you don't get to have lunch with everybody. And then at the end of the long day, everybody separates and goes to eat with whoever it is they're still talking to. When I first started, the reunions would be like six in the morning toil like ten eleven, twelve at night. They were long, and then it got to a point where they're like eight o'clock cut off. Oh, I don't know that we we would start glam at six, I think, and then some one of the years that went really long, but that might have been a year that someone didn't show up. Um okay. And then it ends with Lisa says Mary is defensive since she knows she is wrong. Meredith denies talking to Lisa, and Mary tells Lisa to confront her again if she makes racial comments. I do feel like the relationship with Meredith and Lisa is we're detaching. How did that start? How did they start? Because they were close right Well, Meredith keeps saying that Lisa is yelling at her, but I feel like Lisa's not yelling at her. She's just loud because she's upset. She's trying. I don't know, I trust Lisa, She's the only silver one on the show. I didn't love when Lisa went into Mary's room and all of a sudden made nice with Mary. But I mean, all in all, it's a really good episode. It is. It is a good episode. I love it. I love the party. I loved the party. I thought it was good. I thought I thought Whitney looked beautiful. She's like stunny, but she always she's so pretty, and I just love her little voice. She's just so likable. So, Tama, this is the part that's confusing to me. So Meredith doesn't like that Lisa is friends with Jin. However, in this episode, Meredith says to Jin, you know, I only want you to be with people that are really can give you all that they can give you and be a really good friend to you. So then why are you upset that Lisa's friends with her? Right? That didn't make any sense to me. I don't know. I feel like we're missing a piece there. There's something that they got cut out or something. Uh that was really really really But I mean, I can't wait. We're allowed to have the girls on, but not until after the reunion, So I can't wait to have them on and really dig into it. Let's take a little break and we'll come back and uh do Miami. Hey guys, we are back with two teas in a pod and we're gonna go over Miami. Oh, my gosh, I'm obsessed with Miami. It is so good on so many levels. There's no lack of drama whatsoever. They all have their personal drama, not so much of attacking each other yet. But um, it's coming that I was like dying to see was Herman's lover. I know, so Herman's lover did not show up to me Alexeia because he didn't want to be on camera. But my question is like, didn't he know he was going to be on camera? What was he thinking? Did he just get cold feet? But they ended up having a four hour long phone call and he told her that Herman wasn't going to tell her since he respected her. Now, I mean, okay, I expected your wife, you wouldn't be cheating. You would have been up front. So I got a little mixed feelings about that statement. I feel like I could understand. I mean, I think he never wanted to hurt Alexei. It wasn't about not loving Alexia. It was about having a second life. Yeah, and I think that he was obviously in love with this other person. He you know, bought him a home, he did all of these things. Um, I mean, I personally probably would be less upset if it was. I mean, I would be more upset if herman was with another woman. Yeah, But knowing that it was a man like I would probably I could probably make peace with that. Now. There was rumors, right she was commenting rumors back then that he was gay, and then she never did they talk about it. I haven't watched, and I don't think when he was. But I think one, she seems like a very forgiving person for five years. She's with somebody new now, but she did find out that hervie provided for his lover and bought him a house. Yeah, I mean, I think, Well, One, I appreciated that Peacock let them break the fourth wall and say it was because he wouldn't let him be on camera. That is not common to be. When I heard that, I'm like, oh, I was like, who who? But I don't think they would have explained it wouldn't have explained it to me had it not. But my guess is what happened was you know, whoever was Alexei's friend that texted the lover, whoever that was um probably didn't say this is going to be on camera, and then all of a sudden it was on camera they're negotiating it. They're probably saying you have to sign off, and he got gold feet. Yeah. Yeah, well either way, I don't know. But I'm just shocked that they they announced it like that because normally they'd be like, oh, I'm sorry, he got into a car accident and cann't make it. You know what I mean, he stood you up. I mean I love him because then that actually makes sense. And then I did appreciate that they had the long phone call and she was able to ask all those unanswered questions. So I have I have peace with that situation. Yeah, I do too. And I feel like I really like Alexei. I feel like she really owns everything. She He's open with everything. I think she's a really good housewife. I love her and I'm glad that she DMS me back when we're talking about this and we just have to wait. I'm gonna start DM and her. I said, we want to have you on the pod and she was like, I am so in whenever I'm allowed, and I was like, yes, because you are one of my fas. You know that's a hard thing. We can't piss off any housewives. Well we can, well, ay, we pissed somebody off every week, but just not piss off the housewives. We want them on our show, come on, because we're We're like, here's the thing, we love it. We appreciate everything that they're doing. We're just we're recapping. We're recapping. Yeah, it's like it's justification. People can be like, that's not accountable, Teddy. I love being on the other side where we can talk about it and you know, get involved and be those girls at the office by the water cooler talking about can you believe? You know? Before I'm like, I don't want to hear about it. I don't want to talk about it. I'm up to my eyeballs and housewives. So Julia gives Adriana a foot massage, and Gertie found it uncomfortable. It was kind of weird, she thought. She brought it up to Martina, which was pretty ballsy, I thought, and she said she wouldn't be happy if that was her husband. Um. Martina says, Julia never gives her a foot massage. Now, what would you feel if if Edmin wasn't giving Edie? I just if if everyone was giving you a foot message, that's what we have to look like. One, if you were my friend and you were coming to my if you're my friend, because you're not, okay whatever, that's gonna end up in the press. Know. So if you if you were coming to my farm and you came in that outfit, I mean, come on, she knows the house. She already been like, just be like, I'm good you guys, go ahead and do a tour. I'm in all, take your shoes off and hold your dress up. Why are you shopping around in the mud? And like the dress the shoot, I was like, that was a lot for me. She's getting on my listener, I'm telling you that right too. But then I texted our mutual pal Caden, uh huh, and he said that it's because we didn't watch the first seasons in Miami, like everybody loved her. Well, I just feel that she's very negative. And I don't know if it's just that that's all they're showing of her, because you know, if they show your strongest personality, if you have a lot of like you know, one liners or put downs, of course they're going to show it. And it just seemed like every situation, like even when she came into the party, she's like this isn't to loom and that's not nice and that doesn't look good and I'm like, that's just rude, Like that's a rude And I thought it looked nice, like I did two parties. You walk into and you're like, I mean, there's three people there, Like it looked pretty and like all she did was add some like Tiki Lantern's like, I don't get it, and then she's like, to see the bar over there, Julia, I did that. I did that, And I'm like, really, I mean, I here's the thing. If Edwin was massaging your if you came over got muddy in your gown, you're lou butans and Edwin wiped your feet down and massaged you, I would think it was weird. They have some chemistry those two. I feel like part of me almost feels like they're playing it up for the show, maybe because nobody is that blatant about it. I don't not that I know, nobody's that blatant with the flirting. And like then all of a sudden they're like to Martina, you know, It's just it felt very played up to me. But maybe, I mean, who knows. Obviously they do have some sort of chemistry, but I felt like it was a little a little too much. And this is where Adrianna really upset me. And that was when they were talking about losing their children, and I just thought it, you know, they all get emotional, emotional and how her son, you know, passed away, and then you know, Gertie chimed in about how she lost a daughter, and Adriana was so mean. It's like, just let her have her moment. It's like they're bonding and talking about losing a child. That's a horrible situation. If Gertie walks off crying, like can you blame her? See, I I saw both sides there, Like I saw adian side of like, let let Julia finish her grieving and her story and her and then you can do it. But where Gartty was just kind of coming in and like not letting Like I never even got to hear the full story of from Julia because Gertie made it kind of about her. That being said, I mean, both of them have had traumatic things with their kids. I feel like I got the message. Like maybe it's because I also read it in the press where you know, she had a nannie take care of her son. You weren't son. And then Nanny's missing and the baby past the way, and I'm just like, oh my god, that is just such a horrible story. And so Gertie telling her story, I didn't I just thought it was sad. I thought it was both sad, and I didn't think it was Adriana is placed to be like, just let her have a moment. Everybody's lost somebody, And I'm just like, oh my god. Yeah, I just thought Adriana could have her delivery, could have been a little different. Yeah, yeah, but that was really sad. I can't even rually went through, like, I can't, I can't even imagine. And then Gertie bringing up the foot massage to Martina, Well, you knew she was going to do that because she was upset with what happened. I felt like that was just trying. It's like a stretch like, oh, by the way, your wife is giving somebody else a fit massage. Well it was not really the right timing Julia's birthday. Yeah, So I wasn't. I wasn't like and you could tell, like, I love Martina, I love her expressions. I love when um Julia had her boots on and she's like a lot of clevlange. She doesn't say much, but what she says is like golden. She's funny. I like her and I like that. She's like, you don't even give me a foot massage, you know, just pissed, but like just still even keel. I like her. Yeah, but yeah, that's I mean, that's pretty much the episode. It looks like it's going to get even juicier next week. Um, is there anything else we want to cover on that? Or should we go to our ands to questions? We haven't to questions. We have ands to questions. Nothing off limits. I do like Larsa, like she's we didn't even discuss larsa time. So they went. She went to a personal shopper with her daughter, and all I can think about was when the cashier came out and she's like, just really, you know that was seven fires And I'm like, um, yes, somebody clearly told you to come out and say that. I know probably would never say that. They all Yeah. I feel like that was the same with Heather de bro when she's like, but when they did the sunglasses always allways, her daughter is beautiful, little Sophia, so beautiful and beautiful looking at houses. I mean, I thought Larsa wasn't big in the drama this episode she wasn't. But I do love that she said, um, and he says like, why do you want to go to Boca like and she's like, well, I just want to live like something like a humble life in this ten million dollar house. Awful life. Yeah. I know we need to have her on because I want to really understand all the details, because not I think she was with Tristan who Tristan has been all over the news Yson Thompson before before Chloe. Okay, um, and that has been I can't even see his little recap, like his little instant story apologies rising to Chloe. No. I stopped watching that stuff because it just was so like, how many times is he going to do this? I don't even want to see his face anymore. Feel bad for Chloe. She's not taken him back, right, she's not. I mean, he wrote an apology like the you know, I'm confirming that this child is mine, and you know I'm gonna step now that we've you know, confirmed the results. Now I'm going to step up and co parent with whatever the trick's name is. But i'd love to how you try to justify that they didn't really have a relationship. It was all done through snapchat. He didn't have her phone number, she didn't have his, Like it was just a hookup and and go like and you would think these guys, especially high profile ball players, like, aren't they worried they should be? Um, So we have to ask. I have to ask one question before we go on our last break. This one's for you camera, because nothing's off limits. Would you ever make up with Shannon Um? Probably? I would. I mean, if I ever went back to the show and she was on, I would definitely have to have a conversation with her. I think it would be a really hard conversation. I think on my side and maybe on her side as well. I think there's a lot of pain because we were such close friends and I and I felt like she threw me to the curb when I needed her the most. So yeah, I mean I would talk. I probably wouldn't trust her anymore. You'd go in differently, there's different types. Yeah, I would. You know, everybody deserves a second chance, and I know I've said things about her. I didn't fat shamer though, Oh my god, I got in trouble for that. I thought you a headline that week, I know, and it's it's not, that's not. I was like in the midst of COVID, I'm walking. I remember when I did the post. You know, when you can when you're tagged in something, you could see it. So I just like commented back to this person and I'll not reading the seventeen hundred other comments about whatever. Shannon and Heather and every you know. Of course, page six and SOT always gets us and always gets us. All right, let's take a little break and then we'll finish with some headlines. All right, we're back. We're going to go through a couple of the hot topics before we wrap for the day. First one, I mean, this is like a big time for engagements. Uh six article says that Luanne del SEPs x Tom gets engaged. Why is that pressed? Though? Why is that? I mean it's pressed? I think because he's a cheat, cheater, pumpkin eater. Yeah, yeah, kind of like the Steve thing, because he's like, why is this press? He got engaged? Well, because of you, that's why it's pressed. Yeah, it's pressed. And if you did if you did a houselife dirty, you're impressed. Yeah, so, I mean good for him, I guess, yeah, I don't really care. Sorry, Danielle Rawlins. I hope hopefully it works out better for you. So Megan King, who I've been talking too lately, shares her new Year's resolution after Cuff Biden Biden's Owen's breakup. So does he go by Cuff Biden Owens? Um she's looking forward to a new year after the breakup, and um, she just basically says she wants to concentrate on her children, her five year old daughter Aspen and her three year old twins heart In Hayes, who she shares custody with Jim Edmunds, who doesn't make it easy for her either. I know, my ears thing just a lot um, So was Jim. I mean, granted, all of these things, I mean, all of the things that I've read about Jim have been pretty terrible being around him. What was that like? He was nice, He was always nice. Him and Eddie would talk. I hung out with him many times. He was always good. But you know, there was just this rumor around town that he's a great person in front, but he's not a good husband. So yeah, there's just guys like that. Yeah, um, then we've got Noela Instagram post caption. I'm posting this with every hope to delete shortly after. If you read nothing else, just know the first time and months, there is forward movement in my divorce the episodes. More importantly, your comments are more in three weeks than lawyers and courts and months. That that is amazing. Thank you. Please keep it up. Fresh Start Fresh based comparedting plan. Four months ago, my husband and I reached an agreement and mediation. I mean, it goes on and on and on. I don't want your Yeah, I know, it's NonStop back and forth. And he just recently started in Instagram and has been talking about the things she's talking about on a national television show. And I'm surprised he's doing that because he's an attorney. But I think it gets to point where he's probably getting so much hate about the stuff she's saying on the show, and I think it's it's really hard to get invested in it when the it doesn't even know him, Like the viewers don't know him. It's kind of like Gina's husband when they she started the show. They're going through a divorce, but nobody knew him, so why concentrate so much on that? But they need to both zip it. I think they both need to zip it publicly. And I mean then she writes, if you feel me, please in lieu of the clown face or the puke emojis, as funny as they are, please tell the real James Bergner co hashtag co parenting, I love you and thank you. It's like, come on, it's very passive aggressive, Like one minute she's like, I'm helping him with pr in the next minute, you know, it's just too much as being side and they're putting it all in writing, which is not good. All in writing hashtaging, fighting for my son. It's a lot. It's too much, and I think the viewers are going to get burnt out. Like if I could tell her anything, I would just be like, just let it go. Like it's it's almost like trying too hard. Let it play out. Let it play out. Yeah, just stop. And he's an attorney. Don't put things in writing like that out to the public because ultimately she's a public person. He's not. Yeah. Never good. So Emily Simpson had the best response to people saying she should go on a diet, which is so mean, like for people to say that, Like, we're in the health and fitness industry, you don't look at somebody or a client and go like, don't want to diet, you know, and people on Instagram are just super mean about everything. Um, I think that she has lost weight and she does look better, and um, you know, she's just doing the best that she can do. And if she's comfortable in her own skin and she's healthy, then really just go after yourself. But she recently had the best response people stating that she needed to go on a diet. On December, Emily shared a photo of herself looking glowing and radiant while poison posing in a workout clothes on the beach. You can go on a diet, and she says, I'm heading into feeling strong and confident, fit, happy and healthy, She wrote in the caption of the photo. So, I mean that's the best thing you can do. I know it. Probably it would bother me if people that like people. If if you're in the public eye in any way, people are going to tear you apart. It doesn't matter if it's wait, your voice, your personality, your laugh. Like I get everything. Yeah, I think the longer you're on TV or in the public eye, you also just don't even care, like just whatever, don't even I don't address much kind of feed into you know, like if you feed into it, you know it's gonna get more pressed. You know, it's gonna get more like It's just it's kind of a vicious cycle. But you know, I wish we could all be a little nicer on social media, um braun. When Windenberg and girlfriend Victoria Burrito get hands at l A X, not shocking to me. Once again, she's with the family. She Ramen called me and asked me if I could go up to l A with her one night to meet Vic, which I have talked on the phone. She seems very very nice. They do seem for a second because I said, oh, it's ironic her name is Vicky like that, and and Ramen says her name is Vic Vic, and um, yeah, they're with the family now. I follow Dr Dub and they're on a private Jettnit Mammoth or something like that as a family and living their best, living the best Yeah, alright, making sure paparazzi catches every little bit of it. Uh, I guess maybe I didn't need to say that too much, too far, Never too much, Teddy, never too much. Nanny Leaks reflects on everything has taught her full Bravo article here. I'm sure you guys can go on Bravo TV dot com read all about it, just like how you'll continuously cease about damn Right now? What is this about Adrian Malouf? I haven't heard anything about her in a really long time. Would she gets she looks like here fuzzy. She probably got a dog right now? What she cozy? Christmas? Beloved family? And it stormy and I take a walk in the rain. She has a German pup. You're right, okay? And then mean In closing Housewives of Beverly Hills, they are back to filming after Lisa, Erica and Garcel had COVID. So everyone, okay, So I have to ask you, do you get any dirt low down anything about the filming process? Oh? Yeah, I know everything? Do you I know everything? I know? Yeah, So I know what's happening on camera, what's happening off camera? And then I can give my little opinions. Plus you know that I'm like a big investigator, like I can't I can't help myself. So then they'll be like, what do you think or what do you dig? Or you know? So I I will I know all the juicy deeds, So I mean, I'll talk to Heather, but we don't really talk too much about what's going on in the show. Like she she's I don't know, I don't pry and she doesn't really open up, and it's probably best, Like the less I talk about it, it's better for my mental health. That's true. I mean I think it's because like we're also intertwined here, you know, it's different. Yeah, yeah, definitely. And then the final thing, which is hilarious, Um, Heidie Montag wants to be on The Real Housewives. I was actually just next to her and at Disney on Ice and she was like yeah, And when she asked me, she goes, are you still in Housewives? And I was like no, but now it makes sense. Yeah, do you think that would ever happen? I don't know. I mean, they're both evolution, and I think if she's saying, you know, in this article, it's saying that you know, they're out on an island by themselves, doing the hills, and I think that you know, if evolution knows this, I think it's it's a hard transfer to make. Yeah, I don't. I don't think it will happen. I don't think they really like taking somebody from an active reality show because they're still filming right the hills. They're still out. I mean there was. I don't think they've started filming this season. But I don't actually really now. Yeah, I think that you and I should go back on Orange County. That's what we should do. That that's your prediction. That would be three prediction. That would be a nice little twist if that happens, where I feel like I need to buy a new house because I want to be like in the in the mesh of it all. Yeah, Jeff told me, he's like, if you go back, you're gonna have to buy a new house. I know how we could do it. We could just become sister wives and really, oh that would work. Uh. They want us to end with some bad reviews, but I don't know that I took any pictures of bad reviews. I didn't. I don't have any. Oh, here's here's a real nice one too, dumb peas in a pod, Kelly. I'm not a fan of either, but I tried to give the podcast a chance. I just can't. They are truly two dumb girls trying to stay relevant. Oh god, why this is what kills me? Why do we have to stay relevant? Why everything? If we go on Instagram and post something, you're just trying to stay relevant. It's like, no, I'm just living my life like I'm not. I'm just living my life and my life. I mean, I guess we have to say the good one too, I mean, just a good one. Yeah, there's well, I mean, the crazy thing is as much as people are hating, a lot of you are listening. Um, this one's from Volleyball Star. You're our new best friend. Very entertaining. Teddy is excellent at navigating the show and seems like a girl's girl. Tamra is awesome at filling in the juicy behind the scenes stuff. Perfect pairing. Anyone who gives a bad review is most likely a disgruntled l VP cult number. Oh that is a good one. Oh my god, it was a good one. So you can't win them all, Tony, win them all. You can't make everybody like us, But stop saying you wouldn't be relevant. Something new, something new, Evidently, after you're you're no longer on the Housewives, you're supposed to lie down and die. You're supposed to lie down. Never post again. Never never post interview, never interview, don't talk about anything, don't promote your business outside of Housewives because you're just trying to stay relevant. Pathetic, I know, Um, but if they had it their way, they do the same thing. Come on, guys. Um, but yeah, if you wan't have any questions for us, comments, reviews, good or bad, put them there. But you know, at least give us five stars, even if you're going to give us a bad review, because you know we just would appreciate it. Yeah. Yeah, throw us a bone. But we'll be back next week with more juicy scoops. Yeah,