Two T’s in a Pod = Double Trouble… especially when champagne is involved!!
Teddi is reliving WWHL with her dad. And we are answering your questions LIVE.
Does the Fox Force Five still exist? Are the Twots Team Mia or Wendy? And SO MUCH MORE.
Two teas in a pod with Teddy Meloncamp and camera. Judge. All right, you guys, we were back from Thanksgiving break with two teas in a pod with myself, Teddy Meloncamp and camera. I'm sorry, I just got the weirdest text. I know. We okay. First, before we even get into your text, we're driving to this most beautiful location at Taran. It's stunning, beautiful, our glam or Tam and I are glammed. Everything should be great, and we're both bitching the fireway on the way here. We're both like, I'm in a worst mood. I don't feel like doing this today. Well, at the same time, we text each other and I said, f y, I I hate everybody today, and you text me something similar right before as her texts coming in, I had already sent just so everyone knows I'm gonna piste off this today, so tread lightly so I don't know. We woke So if you guys are like us where it's the holidays are NonStop, and then Monday after the Holidays, you just wake up in your freaking pits, I'm just I woke up just like No. Actually, I've been like this for a while. I mean but like today's especially bad. But then Tamara walks into where we're podcasting and she's already in a fight. Family fight. Oh my god. Literally, I mean I come from a family like I saw your watch It Happens Live last night, your dessert. You're sitting over there crying in a corner at lea alone. That's the that's a family I came from. No could you You could see the panic in my face as I was recording like that. He was going to like blow on Andy oh every time and he asked him a question. You had this look of like, oh god, oh god, please, Dad, don't say anything embarrassing. It's kind of like like a stage mom when their daughter or son's up on stage and you're like, oh god, I'm so nervous, but they're gonna what's gonna come out of their mouth? Yeah? Well, evidently of the dadly my family's like that. When I go visit that, well, you know, we are the gift that keeps on giving. Um, nobody, nobody take me back. CBS called me. That was about it. CVS has been calling also telling me to get the shingles thing. They're like, since you're over fifty, I'm like funk off. I'm well, maybe you're not. No, I maybe something else your dad lied to you about. Oh well, my dad texted me after watch what happens if he's like, I'm like, what the editing? No, he goes. You look so happy and full of life and beautiful. And I looked piste off he did and read and I was like, I'm trying to look for the lie here and I can't find it. Ye nip nip yep. I think I think I took notes on that, but you can you can see why I am the way that I am when you see that. And that was him at his like nicest, like he just doesn't I may give all the fs, he gives none of the give zero fs. When he walked in, sat down Andy and he was so excited to have him there, and he just sat there like, huh, yeah, what's your favorite? What's your favorite song? Do not really have any? I don't really have any still working on that. And then we're so trained that I was thinking, why isn't he talking in sound bites because like, yeah, when he would answer something, SoundBite is because a lot of people don't okay, So a SoundBite means it's like within seven seconds so that they can use it in a clip. But he was answering the way that you would answer a regular human being and talking at a dinner table. But I'm like, time is money here. We got thirty and then get to a dad best stuff. He had really warmed up by the after show. I'm like, well, freaking after I did watch the after show. Can you tell me what was on the after show? My dad actually complimented Andy on the after show, which I've I mean, I've probably heard two compliments in my entire life on myself. Your dad complimented and he said, I love your New Year's special with Anderson Cooper, and you like saw Andy's like face light up like they had a moment. It was prerecorded, and I did see some choppiness in it where you were asked a question and then it kinda went to a totally something totally different. Are you worked up? Because it looks like I rolled my eyes during that my opinion, I knew it. You rolled your eyes when Andy said let's play. That's my opinion, and all of a sudden, you see Teddy's eyes go, uh, for the record, why do we have to talk about her. I feel like it's Vicky all over. I got, oh, I will cut you know, what did you feel about my Vicky comment? I thought that was good. I thought that was really good. And I think that that's it's truthful as well. I didn't know that Vicky actually had a conversation with you, like she still out of the night that we went to the night we were late and missed the red Carpet, which night a night one? We had just night to night seven. I would it was a big watch What Happens Live, And it was the day that we went with Lisa from Miami and a bunch of people on the like the girl from Southern Charm, like everybody on the boat's coming back to me, okay. So somehow Vicky and I somehow ak we are not housewives, got separated from everybody else and there was a moment where you could see Vicky had like panic in her eyes and she was like I don't know anyone here and like just anxious. And I was like, it's okay, we're fine, we got this, you know. And so I I can feel in her that she like does she's like a almost like a horse when they're annoyed at you and they just kick out and do something rude but they don't necessary and trying to attack me like the donkey, Yeah, fuck you donkey, Like that's that's how it was. So I said that, but then you could see what what surprised me is when I gave that answer and I didn't double down on Vicky. I saw Andy's eyes light up, like because he knows, like he must have a lot of love for her, because well she's one of the originals, so she's a o G. But I definitely think like going to robot com was very difficult for Vicky. She actually text me prior to going and saying, I know, I just don't think I can go um, and I try to put myself in her place, like if I wasn't back on the show and I had just an Ultimate Girls Trip, would I have gone like I would have felt it would have felt definitely weird when you're on a show for that many years. She was on for thirteen years, and to go back, you know, not really being on the Orange County panel and not doing a lot of the things that the housewives were doing and doing a lot of stuff for the Ultimate Girls Trip, which is great, but it definitely feels weird, it feels different, and so I think she felt a little insecure. Yeah. I mean I was only on for three years and there were moments where I had to go, oh, I'm sure, yeah, Like it's okay in the big scheme of things, this is all worth it. I'm able to be in the press room when you're still there podcast where you know, the point is we're having fun, I'm with my friends and at the end of the day, we're all making money and that's support each other, right. And the thing with Housewives is like once your housewife, you're always a Housewives, So you don't know, you don't know what the future holds. You don't know, Like right now, I feel like BROB is going through a lot of transitions. Like there's a lot of new shows that are coming out, Like The Ultimate Girl's Trip is fairly new. Like who knows what's going to be next, and who knows what's going next for Housewives? I mean, seventeen years is a long time, so maybe they're going to start doing something else with Housewives, and you know, who knows when your name is gonna be called? Yeah, And I think, but I I did see I saw not when we were all together, but when it was just me and Vicky. I saw all that softer side to her. And so that's that's why I commented the way that I did. But um, yeah, it is what it is. Watching that back, I was like, I I it was, I know, But but you were You nailed it with that answer. I mean, you could have gone in so many different directions. You could have been like, remember the last day that you're around her, and we're gonna makeup done, and she got her makeup done, and then she goes by Tamara and she wouldn't even talk to me, like bye, Vicky. I could have totally doubled down. And but like I'm one of those people like, don't kick somebody while they're downright, Like, I already know how she's feeling, how she's doing. I've you don't have to comment on this, but I've seen her pictures with the current group, and I can only imagine how she's I don't need to go on watch what Happens live and throw under the bus even more. And well, it's not a good look for you, It's not a good look for anybody, honestly. I mean I didn't even shade all VP wait member on the after show. Okay, so what they asked you about? They asked if I had made the night that you took the video of us at the place in Hollywood after MTB A, what if we made peace? And I said, Um, I don't necessarily know if we made peace. We just made peace to never talk about those past issues again. Have you seen her since then? But I never saw before the show either. It's not I mean how we don't hang out of her restaurants, Like I'm not hanging out at Vanderpump Dogs on the weekends. Wait, there's a vander pup Dogs. Oh my, that's where the whole drama started. Wait, what's Vanderpump Dogs? Is that where dogs? It's Vanderpump Dogs. I mean, I think there was one episode of reality show about it. Is that still a thing? Did she still have this dog? I mean I still get emails from them, even though I've unsubscribed fifty five thousand times, like everything name what's the guy's name, John Blazers or there's also John Oh yeah yeah, those guys. Um, I don't know if they still work there or not. Is it still a thing? Like it still exists. Okay, I think I don't know where she it's where people where she adopted adopted, but either way. Then the next question was do I think that her and Kyle would ever be able to make up? And I said, Kyle, like you, is very easy to forgive, and so if there were ever in a situation, a setting where it was actually conducive for forgiveness, I think that they probably could. I think, and I think you would too. And the big scheme of things, it's almost that big of a deal. It's really not. But I did realize like there's something to this, like life after reality. I've felt, I mean, regardless of what has been going down the last couple of weeks or months or whatever with my medical stuff, life anything, I've been all right. And then last night watch What Happens Live aired and I just saw Twitter just like hammering me again, and I was it was actually kind of worse for my dad than me in a shocking turn of events, but I was like, you know, it is what it is. Within seconds, we're trending before the show even happens, like all of that. But I just went back to that place of like why am I overthinking things that I can't control this is who I am in general. No matter if I was on Watch What Happens live or sitting here right here like me, you and my dad, I would have my hand on my dad's like kind of like you got the because he's not that's like not his natural thing. Well, he said, like people pay him to leave his house. Like I get that when he said that, like most people probably don't get that. Like for me leaving my house and going somewhere and going to event, that just said like the anxiety that like like I don't really want to go out there so people can just trash me. Kind of thoughts that go through your head. I don't know what his thoughts are, but I kind of get like he's a homebody and that's not on not his comfort zone, it's not his thing. He's not a show pony. Like where I put in twenty pounds of hair and I was ready to um. He was like no, but I'm naturally not a show pony either, Like I can go to watch what happens, and I can film and do these things, but I need like a little liquid courage. And I also was sober and watch what happened because I could notice you didn't have a drink. Yeah, there's no drinking. No, are you kidding me? The fear of the cougs, the fear of the cougs is way worse than the fear of Twitter. I'm I'm always weird that people won't like me for who I am and I'm too boring and then thank you. So I always want to drink, and then I drink and because I'm not, like I'm not a normally a drinker, then I'm an asshole, like I'm shit. By the way, can someone pour us another? Oh, shore, we're supposed to be going live too, we don't we even forgotten Jesus, let's go live. But damn I love you for sharing that, because that's the truth. It is the truth. It's like, you know, I always say it's like liquid courage because in my normal life, I like Eddie laughs at me, I would rather stay home all day long and just be at home. That's that's my life with my kids and my husband all that. I don't need to walk a red carpet. I don't need to do anything. And I always said, like if I was one of those big celebrities, I would never walk a red carpet. I would never do anything. I would be like, your dad, you're paying me to come out of my house. We're like, but it's it's harder when we don't have any actual talents. Yeah, it is, it is, But you know what I found my talent when I drank. I gotta Yeah, I have a it's insulting people. Well. Our Thanksgiving, we had a family scavenger hunt when less present to buy and I I nailed it. Like not to be an asshole, but my team team of fire who puts it together? This scavenger hunt? Um this time. We've never had a scavenger hunt before and we always have family football. So what do you do and a scavenger I've done one since. It was so intense because my dad lives on like a big there's a lot of acres. There's there's not a lot of room in the house, Like there's like sixteen of us crammed in each room at this point because we have so many kids, and like everybody had kids so has kids so young, like he's got I got great grandchildren here. There's like I mean, there's five generations of Melancamps in this half. But his girlfriend put together a scavenger hunt for Okay, you're my friend. By the way, I got a lot of heat for that ship. Okay, I need I need clarification on that. How good of a friend? Did you set them up? How? What are your thoughts on this? No, I did not set the Ten years ago. They met through me. We were at a concert. There was nothing, no, nothing physical happened. They just like hung out with me ten years ago. Ten years ago, he was the first second person to call you when you got into that alleged altercation and provo cons when you beat that girl up, Teddy, you're embarrassing me. Why does everybody have to? I mean, next time I get into a full blown altercation? Have you ever been an altercation in your life? Physical seventh grade. Her name was a Leiah. If you fall, if you listen to the podalia. I'm still mad about it. So my boyfriend Bobby, things were really serious. He looked like bagels in my locker notes. High school sweethearts. Um. She tried to move in. She tried what. I was out of town for a horse show, and I let him use my eggplant pager. It was stoppard and stop it. When I got back, I saw a three to one page, which is three words. Hold on, it's something. It means I love you. And it was code one three one meeting one meaning our words. No, it's I one word love four words you three words? Yeah, okay, letters not words, but yes, I letter. I came back and I'm like, who's the one for three from? And I didn't know where she was, not in my friend group. So I met her at the Holiday and Parking lot. I'm getting a twitch to my I RN, I am, I'm getting a twitch. I want to beat her ass. So Ale and I met in the Holiday and Parking Lot and I remember holiday in that that was like the nice hotel where I left the Holiday and expressiona Nohlton Head so it was right on the beach. Everybody went to the Holiday and Express so we could go to the Jacuzs there there's Hilton Head, South Carolina, South Carolina, and I just remember I had a retainer. No you didn't, you have to take it out. And I went like this to my friend stop it, stop it, and Eliyah backed off. She didn't keep coming. I went for it. I was like, I'm ready. She was afraid of you. No, she wanted to kick my ass before but out and then it took out like my Claire's hoops. She was like done. Then she backed up and I was like, like ran after her with Cavarici's on. She had her dittos and You're like, I'll see you at the mall at that Jack Rabbit the bike rack a through school. Um, But that that was that. I mean, I think that so other than the this, so the scavenger hunt. Scavenger hunt, we did family football. We were with my grandpa, who's your dad's dad. Yeah, but I think he's niney y okay um still active. It's still active. The saddest thing happened. He wanted us to take all these family photos. In every single picture, there was like a little star that he had hung up over the fan that blocked his face. I was like, ramp so geez. But yeah, that that was the trip. Um. You went to Arizona. Okay, So I went to Arizona my mom. My mom lives with us. We have a guesthouse that's connected to our house and she lives there most of the time. But she went behind my back and I bought a house in Arizona. Didn't tell me unto. After it closed because she does. She pay to live in the casita. Nothing is it bigger or smaller than Gina's last casita? Bigger it's got a little kitchen and the ship and a little bigger. It's a little bigger, I mean not much bigger, but it's got a little kitchen where Gina's didn't. And um, so she lives there percent of time. And then she bought this house in Arizona, which I was totally against when she told me because we're in Arizona, Bullhead City. I don't over that. Yeah, over by like like have a sue Needles, Like, oh I love the have a suit. I mean I did when I was younger. Yeah, I mean it's great, But is that where you want to live? I was that was when I was like, yeah, my mom's not bound bound. This is actually a retirement center. There's casinos over there. Like I kind of get it, but whatever. I sold her house in Wendy's in Orange count Oh. They she has a boyfriend that's a year younger than me. Get it. Get your mom's name, so Sandy, get it, Sandy. Yeah, oh my gosh, guys, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll come back and join you with our Instagram Live questions. Okay, we are on Instagram Live right now and we are here to answer. Well, I mean, I am Tamera. Can't figure it out my phone. Uh, what questions do you guys have? Hello from Michigan. Oh my gosh, my aunt wants me to go on TikTok lives because apparently you get gifts. Did you hear about this? I didn't know. Yes, I did hear about that. Um, you guys, stop bickering. L O L. We can't help me and you we can help ourselves. Um, I saw your dad so sweet. Okay, guys, we only have ten minutes with the lives, so we need you to ask your questions. Oh look, TAM's getting all right. I'm trying to get on my life. Oh my gosh, Teddy, we love you here in Toronto. I mean I'm gonna come on here more often, just for compliments. Wait, why are we hazy? I don't know. This is the only filter I could find that seemed fun times. Um, why did my dad sit during the nancial national anthem? I've answered this a thousand times, you guys. He's never stood for it. He thinks it's a war. Anthem. He's never told me. I can't stand for it. The end. I don't want to talk about it anymore. Um. Does Vicky have a new boyfriend? Yes? Does he look like Brooks? Very nice guy. His name is Michael. I think that she's She posts about him all the time, so he's nice. Um? Would I go on Ultimate Girls Trip? Yes? Yes? Yes? Okay, Teddy? Are you a Sutton stand now? Um? I like Sutton. I've always liked Sutton. I don't know that I would say I'm a stand? What does this stand actually mean? Like a what does the stand mean? Guys? Obsessed fan? But what stand? Oh? I love it? Oh? I love them? And we are so old and dying. I can't What did you say? Dumb? You can say speak to yourself. Um. Lots of questions about Lisa vander Pump. I don't know what they actually are. You have to ask them specifically. Um. Does Tama talk to Heather? Yeah? What's going on with that? Well? I would love to tell you everything, but you guys are gonna have to watch a show. Tama, do you remember bringing Danielle onto Real Housewives of Orange County seemed forced? Ha ha. Okay, First of all, I never to Danielle onto Orange County. Somebody else brought her on? Who is she? And she was a girl that came onto the show but never really made it and then they just kind of phased her out. You know how they bring friends on and they never really it never really goes. But she was a very sweet girl. Uh, very sweet girl. That's like the worst thing to be called. Um any skin cancer update. I was supposed to have my surgery on Wednesday. They just moved it to Thursday. That's the update. Um. When will the Real Housewives new seasons start? I don't know, but I'm hearing after the first year. Okay, let's see love you both? Who all in the Fox Force five are talking? Still? Can we stop calling us that? Um? We need a new name? We need I think people are speaking individually, not as a group. Are you guys both really all not? Both? Are all Kaser's five all good friends still? Or is there a division still? We're definitely we used to all talk all the time and we're not division. Um. Oh, this one's for you. I don't even own anything Balenciaga. Are you guys gonna still wear Balenciaga? Well, unfortunately, I just bought a red Valenciaga sweater that I wore on the show this season, and I'm like, of all the fucking things, because what's gonna happen is you're gonna wear it. And iized that you wore it months ago. I wore it months ago. In fact, it was something that I plan on wearing today and then no, well no, this is this was last week when we planned this this event today and I thought, I'll wear my red Valenciaga sweater. It's gonna be cold out, and now I'm like, sounds Valenciaga, Valencia. So sorry, I got, I got, so I plan I'm wearing the Valenciaga sweater today, and then this came out and I said, no, I'm not wearing it. Um, Tamera, how are you doing now that your gym is closed? What is your next thing? Not? Well, bitch, um not well? Um, well, thank god we have the thing called Vena cb D that has become a gigantic success. So um, that's what I'm doing now. Um. Do you think how they will be back to o C now that she sold her house. I don't know. I mean, she's hinted that she wants to go to Beverly Hills. And you know, I don't hint that I want to go anywhere, but where I'm at, I'm thankful for where I'm at. So if she goes, then by uh. Your podcast is authentic and so fun to listen to. We can't help but we're hot messes authentically. Um, Teddy, what do you think? What you think? Same cast next season is on the chopping block and who's going down? I have no idea. I think they've made it clear that there is. They are on hold right now until January. But I also think that, um, scheduling wise, things are switching around right now, and I feel like they have to do that sometimes. Like our show normally would air in December, we're not going to air until after the first year, So I feel like they're just maybe there's a new show that's coming out, Like who knows why the doing it? This person? Teddy, you would look great with sidebanks. Listen. I know why you're saying that's because I have a five head, But I absolutely do not look good with sidebanks. I have like an old man, oh receding receding hair Just kidding, No, he doesn't love you love your perfect hairline. Look at min goes way back my kid. My girls have it too. They hate it. Oh, I don't know anything about this. What's going on with Kelly and Shannon. People are asking Kelly who Dodd oh and Shannon? Yeah, I don't know. You know, Kelly's had a lot to say about us on her podcast. I refused to talk negatively about her. Um, you know, I don't know that that's her stick. I don't go there because I've I've actually always been nice to her, always, always, always, So it's kind of disappointed in hurt ball. The next one is, Teddy, why did you always have Runners back? Um, I don't say that I would have Renners back regardless of what she did. But I do think we're now I'm getting tripped up on this, but you're just saying it. I think that when you're actually friends with somebody, you have their back and you try to help them. See when you're like you're like Mia on Potomac, I can't with her, You're like you're like the mafia. She's always digging over that friend exactly. Like, No, I don't say I feel like I'm the type of person and like I'm on the right side. So if you do something stupid, I'll be like, Teddy, I love you so much, but you you were to that actual next yes, which I will do, but I no, Andy asked me, and watch what happens life? He said, uh, Teddy, do you think you can be hypocritical? And I said, absolutely what friend can't. But you're loyal. I'm loyal. There's a difference, like I still will to Tameras say like, I think you made a mistake here, I think this was wrong. And I'll still share my opinions, but and they're usually good opinions. Dam that spark quit warm enough to me? Um? Do I have any of my dad's paintings? I do of my kids? Um? Is it true that Renna uses value story? I have no idea about any mouse traps. Vina CBD is good? Thank you so good? Um, where are we all right? We've only got three more minutes? Teddy? Do I already answered that one? How's Eddie? Eddie's good? Eddie is you know, adjusting to life without um cut fitness. And it's been a big transition to him because it was absolutely his passion. But like I said, we have Vna CBD and there's a lot to do there, and he's enjoying life. Literally, he's been taking time off more than anything right now. Are we excited for Miami coming back? Yes, but my heart is breaking with all these housewife headlines about I reached to her because we we got to meet her avoc. We loved her in our room. She's getting her makeup done by Tommy and she was just so sweet and so nice and shared a little bit with us that I don't care to share, but she was just I feel bad for her. I'm hoping that some of the headlines aren't true, like him cutting everything off and all that. It's just I don't know, is that this must be you because I don't know who this person is. Do you talk to Lynn Curtain? Um? I haven't talked to Lynn Curtain recently. Lynn has always been sweet to me, will reach out to me every once in a while, and I see her probably once a year. Um. Have you heard they're trying to recruit somebody named Casey Brown for a real house side of Orange County? Um, Casey Brown? Actually you know this person? Yeah? I do. She's a very sweet girl. If it's a Casey that I'm thinking about that owns Casey cut picks. Is that what you're talking about? Beautiful top blonde. I think that she has maybe turned it down in the past or be not being interested. I don't know, but she's a sweet girl. H Teddy, thank you for Dr Feriries. He removed a melanoma for me two weeks ago. Huge Things. Dr Fairies is the best. I love hearing this. Thank you guys so much. Keep getting checked. Um oh, get lost. Both of you are so boring. You're on our live. I know. I mean, let's just let's can we literally give it one second to talk about you're on our live telling us we're boring. Go kick rock, um, team me and our team Wendy. Listen, I'm gonna go Wendy all day long. I am not feeling Mia. Like it's one thing to to throw a drink in someone's face, but then when you double down and try to even be like like ruder and meaner and all those things, and like we're going to get into that here. I mean, we're getting breaking down this episode. But I think it really is a sad state of affairs that Mia has made me love Wendy. I mean, I'm all four throwing a trink in someone space once in a while. Obviously I might throwing in TAM's later today, you might, and I might enjoy it, but I think when you do that, then you double down. But she has apologized since then, and she's on apology to which I'm this is. What what do you guys think of the Gorga's new house. It's a lot of windows. What about the chandeliers? Well, I'm not I mean you guys. The number one trending show right now is The Wednesday Adams on Netflix. I watched it over the weeks. I know, but I feel like those, uh, the chandeliers could work for that. I really think when it comes to interior decorating or even fashion, everybody has their own style, and when you spend so much time in a house, you wanted to be reflect your style. What makes you feel comfortable? So what was my style? Might not be your style or her style whatever, but I do like your style. Thanks, um, Teddy. How did you get your dad to go and watch What Happens Live? I have no idea, but yes, for those who's getting a divorce, oh on, you're gonna have to I'm not getting divorce. It's not Tam. Wait, Tama I took a sleeping being a gummy and it got me so high, so our lights lights out. Um, well, yeah it's got It's got five milligrams at THHC in it, so it could get you a little high before I put you to sleep. Do I agree that me is leaving Potomac? I don't believe. I don't think. No. I think she's getting heat. I think that when you get heat, your natural defense goes to I don't need this anymore. I have a good life without the show. And then you wake up, Teddy, isn't true that you're the new judge on America's Got Talent? Please wait? Why would you like? Maybe your dad but not you? Fuck off? Okay, fuck off yourself. You're not I have a very good judge of talent. I picked you to be on the podcast. Actually that was a bad I think it was. I anyways, were out, No, it wasn't. We're out of time, guys. Thank you so much for tuning into our lives. Talk too soon, bah,