Block or Mute?

Published Jun 30, 2023, 12:09 AM

Cynthia Winfrey (aka Cynthia Bailey) is reporting for duty and spilling the tea on which Housewives she muted on Instagram. Eek!!

RHOC is getting juicy!! Was Tamra stirring the pot and was Heather condescending by saying Taylor's play is "cute"? 

Plus, what does everyone do in Cynthia's house that drives her absolutely nuts?!

Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and came Ridge Edge.

We're back Two Teas in a Pod and Sea with Cynthia Bailey and Cynthia, I gotta warn you what I am in a mood today.

Oh lord, Okay.

You know when just like one person after another pisses you off.

Yeah, what happened?

Well, it kind of just started with Okay, something that's like very near and dear to my heart is like anything that goes on within my business, within all in ye and you know, when you're managing forty women that work for you, of course there's going to be drama, of course. But two there was a drama happening without anyone alerting me. And I'm like, I'm the boss. I should have been alerted. I would have handled this in a way better way. Then I like find out somebody blocked somebody this, I'm like, oh my god. So I seriously am in one of those moods where I'm like, who blocks somebody that's not a housewife at this point?

Yeah, that's true, Right, I have to.

Be really fucking pissed to block them.

Oh, this is gonna be a good podcast. Teddy's on one today.

Well, I have a question for you. Is there anyone from the housewives world you've blocked?

No, but I have muted a few.

You're gonna have to tell me one, because that's one of the feedbacks i'd beginning, is that Cynthia will not share any of the juice. I need to just know one person.

You've muted?

It? Fine, does it rhyme with finya?

No? No, no, I've never blocked finya.

Okay, all right, So I'm.

Not gonna tell you what it is. But they're muted because they're still mutant, and they don't know that they're mutant.

Are they from real housewives? Are they on Housewives of Atlanta?

They're not currently on Housewives of Atlanta? And that's all I give you.

They're not currently It's nice.

It's a nice way of not having to see them on your timeline without blocking them, because what happens when you block them? You know, the housewive blogs have time and they're like, oh so they Bailey blocks so and so, and they make it a thing, and it's not a thing. It's not a thing. I just don't want to see them on my page. That's it.

Nothing I know but sometimes I mute people that I don't even actually have a problem with. I just find them annoying, like.

Ieople because I'm always like posting, so myself, I could say, I'm probably muted by a few people. So oh, if you don't want to see myself, I'll take a mute then a blog. Just keep following you, Okay, yeah, me too.

We don't need to be losing the followers. Well, I've now become obsessed with going on Instagram and looking to see who's just forwarded right through the messages. You know that you can do that, Like they're too booked up to even see what you're doing. So like for and forward four, I'm like seven hundred and forty two forwards.

I didn't even know. Okay, I have to look at that that.

Yeah, and a back is like a real big compliment, like they're like bad to go back and watch it again. They're like, oh, that was that good? That paid post was that good?

Wow? You know I have to pay more attention. But you know, well, let's circle back really quick too. What some of the viewers were saying about me not giving up my tea, let me be very clear, I'm not own Housewives. Okay. One of the perps about not being on the show is I don't really have to tell my tea. I don't really have to get the smoke. So I am on here just to give my opinion about the shows that you guys send me and go about my happy little life. All right. So don't like come over here thinking I'm about to like, you know, be super messy or like super dramatic, because it's like, that's not my era that I'm in. I'm just having fun and I can make fun of stuff. I can make fun of myself, so and that's it. So I'll give a little bit, but I'll put a sparkler on the fire, but don't be looking for the whole tree because it's not coming.

Fine, I'm gonna ask the next one and then you can. Then I'll leave this be. Okay, does it rhyme with Rorsia?

No? This was texting with Russia? Okay? And also yeah, yeah, whatever we name that person?

Fine?

Last one, I promise this time.

Does it rhyme with Minie?

Who?

This is why they call me Teddy Walters.

I love that. By the way, that was so cute that photo of you.

But people kept saying I look like Sally Jesse Raphael not more Walters, and I kind of agree.

I have to look at it again. Maybe maybe low key, but it was like I saw where it was going. I thought it was cute. I actually wanted to do one I wanted to do with Cynthia Walters. But I'm not really in this world.

Now, who else could we have?

You be? Who else? Like?

Who's an nicer reporting journalist?

Oprah?

Well?

Okay, well they want to do Oprah thing? Can you guys fix one with my face with Oprah?

Yeah, Cynthia Winfrey or Cynthia Couric, either one work? Yeah, Cynthia Curic okay, or you could be Cynthia Seacrest. Okay.

But but he's a guy though.

True, But he is fun. He's very rarely gets.

I love I do.

I'd love to have one of his jobs, So would I like? Is Vanna White retiring? Can I get in on that one?

Yeah? And I'd like to pullug myself in as well, because I'm currently unemployeed.

I also thought about something last night when I was with my friend Maricella, who met you in Ireland. We are at our one year anniversary of our twenty four hour Ireland trip.

Wow, did it ever come on?

They said September? But like, did September pass or they mean this upcoming September.

No, I feel like it's been too long. I feel like they couldn't something because I'm looking for that episode for it was the only thing I've ever won. I barely beat you, but I'm proud to say, by the grace of God, I actually did win something because.

Your question was in the rundown that we already did cheating.

I know. Can I have my one win? Teddy? Okay, stop it?

But I was the first one out on Big Brother too. I think I'm the one that's ready for a win. And a shocking turn of events, apparently we were fired again from a show we don't.

Know the way the name of listen, I know, stop it. No, for unfortunately for you, the good people on Big Brother have to go first, the ones that could actually win. Hey, I'm ones who suck at it like myself, you know, get they make it to the final three because I was never a threat at any point in that house.

So my god, there you go. All right. So there's been a couple Little Housewife headlines that have come up. One which I can't tell is a joke, Like maybe I'm not in on the joke. Okay, So PK you know, you know, did you ever when you filmed Beverly Hills? Was PK ever on it?

No? I never met PK. Okay.

So he did a post and it's a picture of this woman Lulu, who I guess is his new client like his and it says job opportunity. Okay, So in the world where everyone uses social media, I've decided to use it to find an assistant to work with Lulu and me as we embark in an exciting new journey. The right candidate will be organized, efficient, not afraid of hard work, and we'll need to know the way around social media. All this sounds about right, and it says they would need to be reporting directly to me. They would need to be based in London and a l for Lulu twenty four. If you think you have what it takes to get into entertainment world, please email via a Jody at ni xxi dot com. I'll be interviewing in London next week. I need to know is this a joke or is this real? Because you can no longer have somebody work for.

I mean that's what roles in London. Yeah, I don't know. It felt like it was serious, but I don't know his personality, maybe because I don't know him, so maybe maybe he's joking, Like I don't know, I don't know.

Between that and I mean, they better be paying five hundred thousand dollars a year if you have to be available twenty even housewives are not available twenty four to seven.

I'm gonna need more than five hundred k a year if I have to be available twenty four seven. Basically, so I can't I don't get to have a life. I can't have man, I can't like I just have to pick up the phone every time you guys call and.

Be well, I can't say this. One of my first jobs in Hollywood was an assistant to this high end woman that was a talent agent and I remember my phone ringing at ten pm and she's like, Hey, is there any way you could come over? And I was like, this is ten pm. I'm at work already from seven am to eight pm.

I'm like, I'm in bed. What do you need?

And she's like, I can't figure out how to change the batteries and my vibrator, and I.

Was like, oh, I'm twenty years old.

I haven't gotten to the vibrator era of my life yet. I'm the best person for.

This an I'm making this up. That is not true. That is not a true story.

On my life. I don't do the do it on my kid's life because I feel like whenever people say that, they're actually lying.

No on my life.

That phone call, there was also multiple other ones like what night was, it's lightning?

Can you come over? I feel scared?

Oh that is the things they're called roommates. What's the craziest thing you ever asked.

On a job? Okay, on a job. Well, first of all, I've never been an assistant, but just to put it out there, I would be an excellent assistant because I've had many and I know what I require, so I would know what to do for someone and I actually know how to, you know, change the batteries on a vibrator. So I would have been able to you know, you know, do that. You know, it was a little late for the phone call, but there's no limits that I wouldn't do to be a good assistant for the right amount.

Of You're like again, to get somebody in the oh, I really need to.

Okay, if I've been asked to do, I don't know, Like, there's got to be something crazy.

You were asked to do modeling or something in Housewives or on one of your movies that you've done.

Oh, I don't know the Okay, movies. Let's think craziest thing I've been asked to do. I don't know. I think about myself. Come back, come back to me. I'll think of something.

Well, Okay, we'll jump into the We'll jump into Orange County. It starts out where Tamra says Gin should be scared of Ryan's past since he is a cheater and has never been faithful to anybody. Tamras says, a girl she knows slept with Ryan while he was on a break with Jen and it is a girl he used.

To sleep with.

Okay, do we think he is currently a cheater? And when you are on a break with someone, is it okay to sleep with someone else?

Okay, I'm gonna go for the break thing first, because I don't believe in breaks. I don't think they were I'm not a break girl. Are we doing it? Are we not doing it? I'm a breaker? Upper. I break up if I don't want to be with you. Breaker upper. Yeah, I'm a breaker upper person. If we're not an get space and it's mutual, it's like, let's just let's just break up and then we can do whatever we want. But if we do take a break, which I would never do, I think you should be able to do what you want to do on the break because you're on a break and you're not gonna be like hanging out with the other person that you're on a break from. So no breaks for me. Let's just break up that. Yeah.

I'm not a big break person, but I do. I am curious. Sometimes people will call it a break because there was an argument and they weren't around each other for two days. I don't consider that a break.

That's not a break.

Yeah, that's not a break. Like we we got an argument. If you it's over, you're not really over, you know this is just some kind of toxic thing back and forth.

Then that's not a break.

An actual break is the stuff no longer is in each other's homes. We were decided this is not working anymore and we are separating. Yeah, it's a clean break.

It's a clean break. When you think about we'll just.

Break up, like what I don't I don't, I know, And then all the people that end up getting back together and it's more like, are you getting back together because you miss the person? Or are you getting back together because you're lonely?

But I don't know, I don't know. I don't like it. But the whole like once a cheater, always a cheeter thing, I feel like in my heart, I want to believe that people can change. I do. I don't want to just stamp that on someone because they cheated once. I just don't want to do that. However, I don't know because I'm not a cheater person. Yeah, Like again, I'm a breaker upper, So I just would just leave you before I would cheat. But what do you think, well.

He said, you know, Jen has admitted that Ryan is a cheater. He can't stay faithful and goes after married women. Are we supposed to believe that a guy like that would just have a six month emotional affair with a woman who has five kids, and a woman with five kids would leave their husband if nothing physical is going.

Okay, When you break it down like that, it just sounds like a mess. Even the whole thing, like, hey, he's a cheater, he goes after married women and then the kids. I'm like, I mean, if Red Flag was a person, I mean, I don't you know. And I'm all for connection because she talks a lot about like she feels so connected to him and she didn't have that connection with her her past guy. But I don't know, it just seems like a slippery slope to me.

Yeah, I mean, I don't think Ryan the Cougar Hunter is going to change his spots anytime soon. That being said, if they were just saying, listen, we are so sexually attracted to each other, we are having fun. I was in a non intimate marriage for a long time. We had five kids. My life revolved around you know, having kids, adopting kids, like all you know said that, and then finally there's a guy who makes me feel sexy and have fun, and I'm just having fun with it right now, I'd be like, you know what, I don't need any more explanation.

Right, No, I get it. I would I would have to agree with that, but I do. I do kind of like them, though, I don't know. She just seems like so happy with them. They're really cute together. But again, I don't know if this is anything long term, but I don't want to, like, you know, cut them down at their knees either with their little happy thing they go on. I'm God, give them some grace, but you know.

And I also think sometimes when you see couples on Housewives try to do anything physical or kissy, it makes me really uncomfortable. Like I'm like, this seems so fake and forced. It didn't seem that way. You can clearly tell. Like when I see Drew and Ralph try to like kiss or do anything, I'm like, oh no, no, it's not yea, they were trying to pull, you know, water from a stone. This isn't happening like the crazy because.

There's such two good looking people, you would think we would want to see that. But at the same time, because of the you know what, you know, ups and downs we've seen in a relationship, we just don't we don't feel that that chemistry and that attraction through the screen. You know what I'm saying that you know where you just you know, I get what you're seeing.

Yeah, so we have to keep going. But I do have to agree, I really do, like Jen, I don't know that. I fully still like Gina is still trying to dig in and get more information about what's happening and what's the past. I'm like, Gina, why don't we start sharing a little bit about yourself?

How about that? How about that? I agree, Like it kind of like bothered me when, like I think she even said on the trip, like how she was so triggered by the whole infidelity thing. And first of all, the word trigger is about to get on my nerves. Okay, every everybody's true by everything. Okay, this is not her life. I understand that she had some stuff in her past, but I don't know. I just feel like all those women are entitled to their opinion, you know what I'm saying. But it's time. It's like, okay, so now you need to actually almost go see your therapist about this whole other lady's you know, in Fidel, Like it's just kind.

Of a lot because truthfully, I think we could be digging into what's going on, Like I actually want to understand a little bit more about Gina and her current relationship that I think they have collectively five children they're all raising together. They have the one ax that you know, there was the domestic violence alleged event. Then the other ax is putting stuff in social media and you know, saying that he doesn't have a job. There's a lot of smoke and mirrors. Who knows what's true? Who doesn't? Right, we could be learning about that relationship because I think that's actually interesting, Like how do you go and mesh two families together so seamlessly? Or is it seamless or is it actually really hard because you're not telling us anything.

Yeah, well, the whole blended family thing is always you know, interesting, and it's always you know interesting to see how people actually navigate that because it's not easy. It's not it's not always easy. So yeah, we need to jump into a Gina's tea a little bit more and uh, you know, give old girl a little bit of grace because I get it, you don't You're not I'm not saying, hey, go out and cheat. I've made it very clear that I'm not a cheater. But at the same time, you know, once I say that I'm moving on, okay.

I mean I guess, I guess. I can't actually say it was alleged with Gina's X because.

We then see in the scene.

Uh, that Gina is helping her ex Matt get his record expunged.

Oh yeah, yeah, I did see that.

Taylor tells Tamar about Heather calling her cute for offering her a role for the movie in Oklahoma. Tamra says, Heather can belittle you when talking to you. Taylor thinks Heather maybe just doesn't want to be in a movie with Taylor or thinks it's a honky tonk movie since it's in Oklahoma. They pull up Heather's IMDb and Tamra says, every thing us from the nineteen hundreds. Do you think they were like intentionally trying to be shady about how there's career here.

I think that some of the things that they pointed out definitely came off shady one hundred percent, even though it was true because they were actually looking at, you know her, you know, her track record or whatever. But I think that soon as I feel like Taylor really wanted her to be a part of the movie, and I really felt like she was really genuine when she approached her and she was like, Hey, you know I'm doing this movie. You know you should be in it. I know you're an actress, and I think in like these circles, the housewife circles, like when you have anything in common or whatever, you kind of like, oh my god, you have a headline. I have a headline. We should do a pop up together. It's just one of those things. And I like Dayla was like really excited about her being a part of it, and I think her feelings were just her teddy they her feelings would just her that she.

Could tell i'mrty about to disagree with you.

I know that's my that's my But I felt like Taylor was coming from an honest, nice place to just offer it. And when I look at it now, I think that I think maybe Heather really, like you know, she just send us kids off the college and just was like, maybe she's not really focused on it right now, but she is talking about her next chapter and like, you know, you know, not of the kids are gone, so this actually could have been a great opportunity for her to get on back out there.

Well. I think Taylor's main concern was she wanted Heather to be in it, because if two housewives go and do something, most likely they will film it. That's my prediction, because one person going off and doing a work thing. They're not going to to it in another state. They're not going to send a crew unless it's like a major like you're catching someone an affair or like some shit's really going down.

But nobody's gonna.

Film you doing a work thing, and like why always better than one that's rue. So that's my guess. Do I think that Heather was being condescending, Yes, like, oh, that's so cute, that's adorable for you.

Why do you think she didn't want to do it?

I think she truthfully was like I'm better than this, okay. And and here's the thing, like if somebody asks I'm not great at many things, but I'm pretty good at riding horses, Like that's my thing. And if somebody asked me to go show and do something that was way below my expertise or my level or whatever it was, and I didn't want to do it right and they were doing it, I wouldn't say to them, that's so cute that you're doing it. But no, I would say, oh my gosh, I'm totally not interested in doing it myself. I'm thrilled you're doing it, but it's not something that I'm gonna do Okay, there's a way to do it without making the other person feel less than right.

Right right, Well, okay, she could have come up a little condescending. But I also will say in Heather's defense Teddy that Taylor could have done a better job of just presenting it. You can't be like, hey, you should be in this movie and then I don't get like nobody calls me and say, hey, you know, this is where this is what the movie is, this is the script, these are the days that we would need you, this is the money you're going to get. Like, there is a certain amount of you know, next steps and professionalism that needs to help write something like that. It seemed like that may be one of the reasons why Heather just didn't take it seriously. It's like, yeah, girl, yeah.

Whatever, yeah, I mean even when we talk about you coming on this podcast. We discussed it a year ago when we were in in Ireland.

Yes, but at that point nothing's really real.

It's just us having a drink being like it would be so fun if we did this together. However, when it got real, my heart reached out to your representatives.

Yes, yes, they.

Come up with an agreement and then they book you. It's not me, like, what's up?

Girl?

No?

I agree, I agree, and it is. You know, I'm very big on professionalism, Like I am like, what are we doing? Like I'm all like, hey, we're just having fun. It's like, okay, we're talking about a job and some money. Okay, Like you know, run it, run it to me correctly. So I will say that. But I don't know. I just think Taylor is excited and I get the whole like two housewives is better than one thing. But I don't know. I just think she's just happy to be in a movie. Like I didn't even know she was acting, Like I didn't know she was bisexual either, But we'll get to that as well.

Either way, I do feel like IMDb is like, why did I have to get involved in this? We'll leave us out of it, like where is my well? Are you gonna pay me extra for being a part of this?

Exactly?

Okay, then we'll get into Tamor tells Jen and Taylor to tell them something they don't know. Taylor says she's a bisexual and had a full blown relationship for five years with a woman and prior to Russell, So did you watch Beverly Hills back in the day, like when Taylor was originally on.

Yeah.

Yeah, And then Jen shares that she was a flight attendant and met her ex husband on a flight. And at this point this is the only time now that Gina perks up towards Jen.

Right, she likes it because they have that in common.

Yeah, so she liked that first question. At this point, have you realized that Emily is not on the trip? Are you missing her?

I was very sad when Emily popped up on the screen and said that she had COVID for sure, But I was looking for Emily, which you know is one of my faves. So I did miss her on the trip.

By the way, this really shows true friendship, true housewife friendship. When Shannon gets up to leave the table and immediately every housewife starts talking bad way around.

I know, it's so true. Ruled number one as a housewife, don't leave the table because as soon as you do, it's like the red dot is all your fore head. They're coming for you. They're gonna like you know, it's fair game as soon as you get up.

But even but even leading up to this, did you think that Shannon until you know, she does everything that she does when she leaves the table, do you think that she was seeming a little bit miss like a little miserable.

Oh you know what, since I've been like following it with you, it just seems like Shannon is not like the big like you know, she doesn't seem like super excited about like the stuff that's happening with the women that much. So that I see, she's always kind of like, Okay, what are we doing? You know? As episode one, I was excited to see her, you know, perk up towards the end, but I haven't seen like and I don't know, as everyone has pointed out, I don't know a lot of the history of Orange County. Maybe she was like the fun girl in the group before, but she always just kind of gave me like oh, which is interesting why her and Tama were really friends as well, because Tamra's like everything, you know, she's like fun.

Yeah. I think maybe once she has a couple of beverages in her that's when like it starts to do a little shift.

Would you have ridden the bull? I wrote a bull? I wrote my first and only mechanical bull on Housewives.

Yeah, Okay, so for me, it's a huge housewife beaux pas. When there's an activity at uh something and people refuse to do it, it really bothers me. I don't know why, like it really because if I if this is even a non housewife thing, and you're like, Teddy, will you come with me to blah blah blah, and you're like, the first thing we're gonna do is you know, I don't know, whatever your favorite thing may be, I'm gonna say yes because I'm going on your trip. And if I'm gonna agree to go, I'm gonna go and try to experience all the things.

I have this issue on every franchise, Like I had it.

On Potomac when they all go and they're in I think they're in Mexico. They go to the Aztec or whatever, and like half the women won't even stick their feet in the water. Like I'm like, come on, guys, like.

Dig in well, I'll say this. I'll say this. I'm not, as you may have realized from doing Big Brother with me, the most adventurous person with stuff like I'm not like I don't I don't swim so any water stuff I'm not really trying.

To do so would you stick your feet in? Absolutely you could at least be a part of it. But I have a drink and I to stick your feet in. I will meet you have way as much as I can. But am I going to go white water rafting on the trip.

Absolutely not because there are a possibility that I will fall out.

And yeah, yeah, like.

On Girls' Frip, we rode horses. I love the idea of riding horses, but I'm a little afraid of horses. But I got my butt on the horse and I rode it all along the beach, all through the water and all that stuff, and I was terrified the whole time, but I did it.

Yeah, because you want to live life and like have the experiences. So I don't love them, like you know, everyone's making these little jokes also, all of them continuing to be like I'm not nature girls, I'm not like clearly, but like this is something different. I don't need to see you guys shopping at Swirl again in Orange County, like, just do something else.

Yeah, it's nice to see, you know, people get out of a comfort zone. And one of the things I can say is great, that was great for me about being a part of the Housewives for eleven years. Is I did a lot of stuff that I would normally do in real life. Like I was like the last season that I was on, I was like strapped into a sex wing. I now own a sex wing like I would have never done that.

Did you say I now own a sex wing.

It's around it somewhere. I'm here like Bailey now like, yeah, they gave it cold? Can you have me a little bit? But yeah, how many years did you have it? You haven't used to It's been like two years, but I've been busy.

Hold on, if I'm going to hold your accountable the next time you have sex, I want you to use the swing. And if you're not going to take advantage of it, this is my address. Ship it on out and I'll let you know how it goes.

Okay, well, first of all, I have to find it. I have to find it. It's around here somewhere. But my point was, I do so many things on the show that was never really in my will house or something that I would just normally be interested in doing. So I love that I was pushed to kind of try things and just put myself out there. So that's good. But I wanted to ask you really quickly, what is it you were talking about? Like the ladies talking about stuff that we don't that we don't know about them? What is something that I don't know about you? And I'll take you.

Don't know about me.

Because you're very miss I think.

I think that I haven't shared. I feel like I share a lot. I would say the biggest thing that people don't know about me is I don't really remember any of my childhood. I've gone to like years of therapy trying to figure out why I have no memory. Like my sister has memories, I don't. I don't know if that's because of trauma. I don't know if it's because I have a bad memory. But the more I try to dig into it, the more I can't remember.

So that's like a personal thing. That's though, Like I that is so interesting to me.

Yeah, Like I can remember if somebody shows me a picture, I can pretend to remember it, but before eighth grade, I have zero recollection of anything that happened, So who knows. And then other than that, I think people think I am very Oh I don't like to see people's feet.

You don't, no, I do?

I think that the majority of people's feet are disgusting, and if it's a man's feet, especially and they're wearing like mandls and I can see hair.

Okay, okay, okay, I like.

Ingrown toenail like I or like you have to understand celebrity Big Big Brother put me in a bad place, even worse with people's feet. Remember when Lamar asked me to clip his toenails. That was my worst than I there.

That allows to have cured you of that phobia? That is crazy, Well I have. This is like a weird thing that people don't know about me, and they probably don't need to know this about me. But I don't like and that this is almost selfish. I hate to even say it, but I don't like when people use my bathroom, Like when they have to go and use my bathroom, oh like in your house, yes, like I have Like like I'm always like I feel like every time someone comes over, they're like, oh, it's your bathroom, Like why does everyone wait until they get all time?

Any bathroom in your house are just in your.

Master bedroom, definitely not my personal one. Like that one's definitely of limits, And I like somehow pass it down to no weel like, Noel won't even let me use her bathroom.

Like, oh so if somebody tous at your house, you want them to pan a bottle? Wants the alternative, I get the one in your bedroom, But like the bathroom, I just feel.

Like I don't know, It's just it's like I can't believe like you had all this time you use the bathroom, you had to wait to use it, and it's like and it's always like number two, Like I know we're saying too much no, And I'm like, I'm.

Sorry, somebody's shitting in your bathroom if they're not sleeping there and there's no other option that's inappropriate.

Thing I already said. I know people are going to be like, how could you? How awful is that of you not to want people to relieve themselves when they come to your house.

I You're like, there's a gas station just by right down the street, a lock and key, going joy yourself.

If I thought that my Homeowner's Association wouldn't kill me here, okay, let them just go in on that. I don't know why that bothers me. It just says and I purposely don't use the bathroom of people's houses. I mean, if I use the bathroom at your house, it is.

Like a emergency, right that means that you have diarrhea, and like, shit's really hitting the fan if you have to use emergency setting. Well this all tracks because you were a little bits were crazy, but you were a little bit on it. In the bathroom situation a brother house, I.

It was like I went crazy. Remember, I had to give us some ground rules, like I will clean, but you guys have to keep it clean. I got it every morning I put my gloves on. I could not take it. Like the fact that twenty people I had to use the same toilet almost took me out.

But the same the fact that three people took so many poops a day really made me reconsider who I am as a human.

And just to be clear, me poop more than women do.

They like and they don't even mind that they're in there forever.

They literally eat a cashew and they're like, oh, you gotta go poop.

It out now, and then they they don't clean up properly.

It's disgusted. That was the most disgusting. It's a big hole you aim it. It's not like a small hole the toilet.

Like aim it in there and then take notice if things go awry. Yes, yeah, we also had people pooping their pants there, so I can you know who knows?

Okay? Then we get the.

Shannon tamer and I always get off track, but I think this is this is life. You know, you got to talk about it. Are you comfortable with people shit in your house or not?

All right? Then Shannon gets up.

From the table. Everybody's all revved up because they're like, why wouldn't John.

Be taking care of Shannon's kids if she's out of town? If they're in a serious.

Relationship, which first had me think about before, even though we end up finding out this isn't true. If you were dating a guy and he wasn't your husband, would you want him taking care of your seventeen year old girls when you're out of town. I'm crazy.

I don't know that I would do it. You know, it wouldn't have to depend on the relationship, to be honest, but I wouldn't expect him to do that, Like, it wouldn't be like, oh, I'm going out of town. You automatically have to take this on. You know what I'm saying. If my kids are like, oh, hey, you know, can so and so stay with us? You know, could he check on us or whatever? Whatever? It would have to depend on a relationship.

Yeah, I'm like a little crazy. I don't know, don't I guess at eighteen that's different. But like if I broke up with Edwin tomorrow and I started dating a guy, I would not let him stay at the house with Slate and Dove and do. I'm like, no, whats The.

Big question is do they even need Like what's the rule legally? How what age you laying your children? If you leave and go somewhere. If they're like, isn't it like eighteen nineteen, Like that's like, well, all.

I know is that you can officially, because Bella did this, you can officially become like a licensed babysitter at fourteen. That being said, I love Bella, but I've never left her in charge of the whole household. Like, yeah, she got her CPR, she did all the things, And I'm like, if other people want.

To hire you, awesome, I'll hire you.

Or I'm taking a shower getting organized, but like, IM leaving you fully in charge here Exactly I did myself at fourteen, and I wasn't doing right by anybody.

There is there is more to this because I remember, like, you know, because I travel a lot. And then Noel got to the point where she's like, I can be here by myself. You don't have to leave anyone with me, and I think she was. And then I had to research with what's like if I'm gone like more than like three days, like what legally works, because if something happens, I wouldn't want to be arrested because they're like, well, you left your child at home for a week, you know what I mean?

Like that, I feel like seventeen, you're considered in a I mean, Emily, did I know we're jumping around. But Emily said in this episode, and this is something that kind of resonated with me when she was talking about her parents, yes, and she said she didn't realize that, you know, like your mom woke up and gave you breakfast and I realized, shit't me either, Yeah, like it was. I don't know if it was really a different time or like, but no, we would get up, get ourselves together, pack our lunch, ride ourselves to school, or like try to steal five dollars from her bedside table so that we can you know, get our pretzels that we dip into cream cheese for lunch.

Like that.

There wasn't this like I don't even know this idealistic family.

We literally defend for ourselves. My mom was like, you have a roof over your head, you have running water working out. We we we like we're our own nannies. Like we cooked, we clean, we you know, we drift, we get everything. Yeah, if it was walkable, they droves. If it wasn't, you know, and if.

They weren't, if we didn't walk and they drove, they were for sure smoking cigarettes the whole time with the windows up.

I'm blowing the smoker in our face that they felt like it.

We weren't in car.

Seats, oh car seat No, absolutely not. Okay.

So anyways we get back to Shannon going inside. We think it's a drama, but really it's just her changing into wash, she changing into you.

Love our made like sexy costume. Than Okay, did you like it?

Did you like how it all went down? Did you think it was funny? Did you think it was I like that.

I liked that she was leaving the table for a reason, and it was like usually in housewife world that usually is a reason unless they you know whatever. So I was like, okay, so that's why she left, and it's I don't know. I just thought it was like fun for her to actually play that position. And I again, I'm still getting to know Shannon on the show, so I just thought that she just was like, hey, yay, here you go drinks, you know, Like, I don't know, I just I liked it.

It was her trying thank you. And then Shannon says, it feels like the two and a half years didn't exist. So now we're starting to see the bond of Tamar and Shannon coming back together. I love that.

I literally lose sleep over their relationship. I just want them to be back together, and I think, like fast forward they are now, but like me just watching it play out, I it's just, you know, it's like so hard to find like real friendships and real connections in the circle where you actually just want to be friends outside of the circle. So when you do, I really do think in real life and in housewife life that it's special when you really just connect. And I like them. I like them. They're like, you know, the odd couple a little bit. They're like kind of you know, different personalities, but I like their friendship. I'm invested.

Do you think Heather is happy about this reconciliation or she's jealous and worried what it means for her in the future, because before you kind of see how they connecting with Tamra, like they're kind of talking about Shannon, like Heather says something along the lines of like just kind of vents about her like, oh, she's never HAPPI or Bob, you know, whatever it may be. Do you think she's worried, like she's like, no, no, I need Tamra with me.

Well, I don't really, I don't. I don't know. I feel like Heather has enough stuff going on, you know, between getting those kids up to school and you know, than this whole next chapter in her life. Hopefully that won't be a big thing for her. But I know, like in my own, you know, relationships, like when you know two people break off and you, like I become friends with one of them and then they get back together, you do kind of feel a little displaced, Like, Okay, now, how do I feel in this whole thing? Because I've been holding you down while you were mad at her for three years, you know, now like, Okay, so now we're like, uh, threesome here like work because I'm I'm still here, you.

Know, I know, I feel like that we're the dose amigos are back together, but three is feeling like a crowd. Then Heather tells Taylor that there was no contract or there's like all this like mumbling around. You know, you can you can you can sense dramas affrem Yeah, at this point I think that Taylor's probably had a couple of beverages because like her her tonality has changed, right, Like she always seems pretty easy going and cool, but you can tell now she's on one.

I'm like someone may have had that extra shot.

Heather tells Taylor that there was no contract or deal sent to her to show the understanding of the role that Taylor offered her. Taylor says the director this was shady.

Taylor says the director.

Now wanted to see a casting tape, and Heather asked if her IMDb wasn't good enough. Taymor chimes in saying Taylor didn't find Heather's IMDb impressive.

Okay, so let me just I'm all over this one as a up and coming actress. So here's the thing. I do think it's a little offensive. I'm not saying, you know, Heather is Meryl Street, but the woman has some experience obviously. Okay, so it's like me getting an offer to do a movie and them asking Viola Davis to do a self tape for the movie.

I don't know that we could really use Viola Davis.

Can we maybe take this down in a couple of notches.

Like you have to go to Viola Davis. Let's go all right, let's.

Well, I mean, I mean, if you have no experience and the next person has.

Some, but I think that Viola Dasas has a lot.

I know she got it.

Somebody else that has a medium amount.

Well, here's the thing. You can't offer someone who literally this is their first thing.

We could say and then you could we could say you enjoy it?

Right, that's like okay, So that's like giving me this offer to be a lead on a movie and then making Drew Sidora, who's been acting her whole life, audition for like a supporting room that doesn't make with a tank.

Yes, they can't just pull from one of her twenty past television shows she's done.

Exactly, They give me the part straight out and then she has to audition and do a chemistry test as well.

I do think that both women had valid points here, but even when Heather is right, she's so condescending that it takes away from her being right. Yeah, yeah, I'm like, you just and I don't know if that's the way that she handles being insecure, Like when I'm insecure, I just make fun of myself. Like I'm like, I'm gonna double down on being self deprecating, and then that's gonna be how we're going to get through this where I think Heather doubles down by like talking down to you, yeah, and making sure that you know that you're less than her, right, which I don't love, but I agree. I actually think she's more in the right here. I do think that Tamra and Taylor were obviously talking shit, right, so she has reason to have her feelings hurt if she thinks that she's at this level and they're making fun of her on a national television show. But then she's so condescending. I'm likeugh, now you ruined it. I'm trying to have your back.

No, it's true, And she said a bunch of stuff like you're just being anti female, Like she just kind of put a lot on it. I'm like, girl, if you don't want to do the part, just don't do damn part. It's like, like, it's just too much. I thought she definitely overreacted. I thought the whole like you and man was too much. I don't I wouldn't say that they can leep that part up, but this is too much. I was like, wait, they just don't do the part like and just say, hey, you know that is a little offensive for you to like make fun of mine, you know, dB, when you just like hadn't done anything yet.

But also, this is a moment where Heather could have been vulnerable and saying, hey, guys, I know you're kind of teasing around about the nineteen hundreds or what my last shows are the pilots or whatever. But recently, because you have to imagine she hasn't talked to the other women about what she's talked to Terry about, she could say recently, I've wanted to get back into acting. Well maybe maybe I'm a little sensitive right now because this is where my head's leaning now that I'm about to be an empty nester and this is my focus and I always love doing it. I got a little lost away from it and now that's what I want to do. So you guys making it a joke hurt me.

She was triggered. If anyone was triggered on this episode, it wasn't Gina, it was Heather because that conversation, like, you know, she's you know, she gave up all this to raise the children and all of that is great, and now she wants to reclaim a life back and like kind of get back into her thing. So when you know, you know, when they were kind of poking fun at her, I am dB. I you know, it was like maybe it was like a little trigger for her. And I just want to point out that although though Taylor definitely took the hit for the making fun of the light shade, Tammor definitely threw in a couple of sparklers that was going down. And I love the way I love how Tammar either just like all that is like I'm the bad guy did it? I was well whatever, whatever, or she just is like let me just throw this overhand and sit back and watch.

Oh She's like no, you actually said that. The last thing she did was from the nineteen hundreds and tailors, like you actually said that.

Wait a minute, bit you said it too. You were like right there laughing, uh bit over like dying as well when we were talking.

About But I can say i'milarious. I do think this episode was the best so far.

Yeah, it was good. Well it was almost the best. I needed my Emily Steell in it, I know, like she would have brought some really good, uh you know, some good perspective to everything that was going on. But it was a fun episode. I enjoyed it.

I thought it was fun. I think we're starting to get to what we need to do to figure out. Then we have the other fan thoughts we kind of already knew. But one thing that people are not loving, which you've said, is people are not loving the jabs at Jen's relationship.

Like okay, like it is what it is. And I think Jen's really taking it well with the group. She's not defensive, because at this point I would be really defensive like yourself, like.

None of you've never done anything inappropriate in your relationships or your marriages or your whatever, or like most of you been married a couple times. I think you know what I'm saying, including us on this podcast.

I think Jen has been really kind of like sweet about it, like just kind of taking it like okay, well really okay, Well you know, this is just what I was at, where I was at, and this is what happened. Like I don't know, I'm ready for them to leave her alone there.

I feel like I'm more what I have appreciated though, is I was kind of scared that why the fact that I can't remember his name.

Maybe it's Ryan.

That Ryan hasn't turned into like the Louis yet, which I thought was going to happen, like all of a sudden, we were going to see him as the villain. But I still don't. I'm still holding out out hope because he's so like loving but it doesn't seem fake that like maybe he is a good guy.

Maybe I don't know.

I'm still holding I get speak on it because I have been around lou and Teresa and I am seeing them.

And I don't be on the show. I've seen them in real life. Don't go there with me, Teddy. I love Teresa Louis and it just is what it is. I know it's unpopular opinion, but I've hung out with him personally and I hope, I hope things are good with him.

Okay, just to be clear, my mouth being again for that long. My thing was not frozen. I love Teresa. For the record, I think Teresa is incredible. Every time I've been around with her, around her, including Andy's baby shower, I've had a blast with her. But if you watch Jersey, the way that Louie talks to her and everyone else gives me the eck right, Well.

I honestly haven't watched it. I saw some bits and pieces of the reunion, but nothing where I was just like, you know, I had like a big, strong opinion about Louis. I just am only basing off this on what I've seen the man in person their wedding. So we'll we'll leave it right there.

We'll leave it right there. Well, while we're on uncomfortable topics, let's say about you doing the podcast with me every week, because that's like, because I guess you were Sutton this weekend, so everybody's like, oh my gosh, burn Cynthia's out to get you because I'm.

Like, they were friends the same way we're friends.

And do you guys honestly think I care? Oh my god, Anthia hangs out with and vice versa.

You guys, people just take things way too seriously, like honestly, Well, first of all, I love Sutton. We had the best time. We had the best best time at the Gala Belly Gala in New York, and then we hung out in the Hampton's and you know, we met at Bravo Con. I met her Bravo Con. It just was like we're getting like, hey, we did a panel together.

And have like I just gone on any double dates?

Well, no, I haven't gone on a double date yet. I have to get a date to go.

If you guys were in the Hamptons, well I didn't. I could have worked some magic. I mean I listen to me and Sucker may have some such but I know people.

Well, I was definitely again, you know, single, I'm ready to mingle, but I didn't. I didn't meet anyone that you know caught my eye.

All right, your three in closing, your three number one things you're looking for in a man.

He has to have a therapist. I'm dead no, no, because his mental wellness is important. I don't want to be with someone and then convince me that I'm crazy, like we don't want to be gasol. Yes, no, I don't want any of that stuff, like, don't bring that over here. Like I want someone who's like mentally healthy. I do. It's like, you know, we never thought about that back in the day. But it's a thing. Okay, all right. Number two, I definitely want someone who it's financially secure. You know. I would love for them to be rich if I can just keep it honest, but you know, just have more than I have, which is not hard.

Hold on, I have to ask you, did you watch Atlanta this week where the entire time all that Marlowe was talking about was how the guys have to be rich, rich rich? I know, but Marlow's always said that that is she joking or is she being serious when she's I get that, you like, listen, I don't want. As Marilyn Monroe said, it's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor man. I do get it. I don't want to be with somebody without a purpose, without working hard, without some financial but rich rich rich is I mean to me? Looks and personality.

Topic, Well, that can't be the only thing, because if that was the thing, I would have been I would have married Rich a long time ago. Like I have to actually be able to want to stick my tongue in your mouth and.

Or let them stick their penis and your.

Yeah, all of that. Like, so it's not enough private planes in the world. Okay, if these lips don't want to kiss your lips, I don't care how much money you got. I just don't like and I'm gonna kiss. I just want to put that out there for any men that may be watching the podcast. Okay, yeah, and think that we are.

I'm just gonna guess this. I would have a feeling that any men that listen to the podcast have zero interest in making out with you or me.

Just just to gamble one. I always need one and slide in. Okay, we just need one. And what's my third thing? Well again, like for me and Marlin's always talked about life money. She's always been like she likes, you know, a lifestyle and all that stuff. So anyway, so that's her thing. Me just have some money, okay, like meet me halfway, like let's be able to split stuff, you know, but Rich, if you have more than I do, that would be great. And then my third thing is you know there has to be someone. Three is not enough like that. I can go on and on on, but like I will only get to think, Okay, well, you have to be we have to have connection like we have to you know, you have to be emotionally available. You have to be wanting to connect with me and be around me and hold my hand and you know, be nurturing and stuff like that. Like I never pray for a nurturing person before. I was always the nurturererm. But I actually want you to massage my feet sometimes or just without me asking you to do it, just we not talk about feet, but anything else. Okay, should my shoulders? Okay, so that's it, like someone like that. But I really feel like three is not enough because it makes it feel There's so many other important things that I would want that I can't say in just you know, three shots.

But but I think those are three important things. So you guys, if you are the one straight man listening to this podcast, now there's your chance to slide into Cynthia's DMS may take her manage to get back because she has what is it, four point eight million followers when I've been stuck at one point one for sixteen.

You know almost, I'm almost at four million. You know, once you get to that point when I say it's taken me a year, Like I don't just get four million already? Well, somebody whoever watching this, will you guys follow me already? I'm like literally this close. If I wasn't close, I wouldn't care. But I'm just hovering right at Like I literally need one hundred followers to hit a million, So just help me.

Well, should we both just do it?

Four million?

Do us a favor? Follow our girls? I want to know how much we have to start bribing people, like one hundred dollars list for every.

Follow and you know, it's like it just again. If I was like at the lower end of it, I wouldn't care, But you're just so close. I'm like, I just need twenty people to hit four million. Throw me a bone here.

You know what, Yeah, throw me a bone. You're at four million. I'm at one point one, which is probably got removed after I kissed somebody off this week.

Stop it, stop it. Oh my gosh.

Well, I love you, Cynthia. And next week, you guys, it is the fourth of July, it is my birthday. It's all the things, so I will not be we will not be back until next Friday recapping Orange County because there's no what landa next week. So me and Tamara are taking Monday slash Tuesday off and then I'll be back with Cynthia to talk all things Orange County. And maybe we'll just do a recap episode two where we talk about we could we should do an episode where we bring Tamar on and we just recap everything the three of us.

Oh, I would love that. I would love that, all right.

So let's do that. That should be the plan. Maybe we'll get a good guest. And thanks you guys. I hope everyone has a wonderful fourth of July. I did want to mention one additional thing. All in by Teddy is offering an incredible deal right now. If you sign up, you can go to my Instagram. We are offering two hundred and forty seven dollars off because it's America's two hundred and forty seventh birthday. Go to all In by Teddy two hundred and forty seven dollars off to start any Monday in July. There is absolutely no reason to wait until the end of summer to start feeling your best. We will help give you tools that can continue you through the year, through your life, through everything, and we would love to support.

You on that. Can I make an announcement too? Yes, okay, I would like to say that I am enjoying a delicious Secrums Escape Jamaica. Me happy. The weekend is here you guys, we'll almost here, so turn up and celebrate and just go to segreums escapes dot com for all of our delicious recipes and my peach Bolinia, of course, is always one of my favorite.

I know you need to send me more peach bollini because that's my favorite.

I will for sure.

So pretty much what we're saying is either go all in or have some peach ballinis. There's no middle ground with us exactly as theirs.

Thanks Aynthia,

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