Big Orange Popsicle

Published Aug 2, 2023, 7:03 PM

Let’s talk RHONY! Was it ok for Jenna to leave Erin’s house in the middle of the night? Teddi relates to this all too well and has some thoughts…

Are we still loving Crappie Lake? The Twots are divided.

Plus, Tamra tells a story about a Popsicle no one saw coming…

Two Teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and Tamra Judge.

Okay, welcome to another episode of TS in a Pod with myself and Tamra Judge. My neck is starting to get read from the champagne and so things are sweat. I can use this as it like a magnifying glass. Remember Kyle's confessional when she held it up and her eye was really big and it became the meme When is Beverly Hills coming out? I can't wait for that to come out? All I know, I don't know. You do know, I don't know. Why. Don't you know? Because weirdly they're not reaching out to me to give me insider information. I don't know why five anymore? Have you been the curve? No? By the way, I was not kicked to the curve first Fox first five was Can I just able to talk about that? So is nobody in that group anymore? No, there's two separate chats. There's two separate chats. Okay, but friendships are still intact, but they're just separately intact. There's no five, there's two and two, three and two. I don't know. You're gonna have to do your own numbers. Anyways, we're getting Tarma doesn't realize the amount of pain that I'm in from the slip in slide. And when I was at the horse show, I have a I didn't say it in the first episode, but I've been nursing my back like I'm one hundred and sixty two years old. You did it one time? No, So I was going down the slip in side with Dove and then at the same time time this teenager tried to dive into the slip in side lighted. So I tried to pick up Dove and then I turned to the side and then he's wrong and the teenager knee hit me in the back right here. Shit, I've had a chiropractor com I've had like I am my age in the hospital. I honest I would need a new hip. I honestly thought, like, I'm going to need a hip replacement, and so I really am. I'm on the struggle bus. And I wanted to get a court zone shop before today, but then they said, don't get a quarter zone shot.

Think you a corzone shop for that. I've had a bad shoulder for twenty five years. I still haven't had one.

Just deal with it. I can't all right, So, Real Housewives of New York recap. Okay, people are saying there's a little bit of a decline in the first episode for New York. What do you think. I think. I'm just so grateful to be watching some new people on Okay, So I think that people have to understand. People are trying to find reasons not to like it, and sometimes there's a.

Great episode and sometimes it's not a great episode. I don't think it was a horrible episode.

Yeah.

Well, what I can say is I may get a lot of hate from other from my fellow wives, and I may be glammed right now because we have a big meeting. But what I'm loving so far about New York is there's no glam teams. I know I have not. I've been looking. I'm like looking around trying to find one lamb team. I mean, the girls are just chilled. Bye. Do you think it's because they're young, Well, they're not all young.

I mean some are late thirties. Jenna is fifty four, so they're all different ages. I feel, Yeah, but I haven't seen a glamor. New York doesn't over Oh yeah, they don't do classic surgery. They don't have the fake boobs.

They just don't. The two New Yorkers that we have on our show, Heather and Gina, no fake boobs. No, I'm sorry, they have botox and filler. Police. Probably they don't use filters to the point of extreme though, and I do appreciate, yeah, But Jessel continues to complain. She says the house is too cold and then jokes about getting a hotel. And then later on at lunch, Jessel tells Aaron that she can not please everyone, and Aaron responds, definitely not you.

No, I think has zero filter and zero zero self awareness. I mean, her whole thing about this lingerie is ugly, ugly. It's like somebody gave it to you. Like that's rude to say. Well, I also think there's a difference between by.

Do I did think it's kind of ugly. By the way, it wasn't the best, But I would say that if I don't feel comfortable in my own skin. When I'm not feeling comfortable in my own skin, I think everything looks terrible. For years and years and years, I never even went into a dressing room and because I like, I still hate getting my hair done at a salon, because then I have to sit there with like zero makeup on, and then you're like, oh, I hate myself. That being said, it's one thing to be self deprecating about yourself, to say like, oh my gosh, I feel disgusting in the like if you make it about yourself, it's one thing. But she made it about the clothes. Well, you can see her insecurity, like I would be like, yeah, I look like it, Like it would have looked ridiculous on me because I'm so short, so I would have looked it would have been like to your mid uh yeah, like you exactly. It would have been like a gown a midi. Yeah.

And I just wouldn't go there to the fact that somebody if you gave me something and sit there and say this is so ugly. This is so ugly, And you can see your insecurities because she says she doesn't have sex with her husband because she doesn't like her scar. Like for me, it's like, I don't give a shit about any scar out of my body.

Just get to the deed, Yeah, get to But I have definitely had times where I felt really insecure in my own body. Oh we all do. But can Jess be rude.

Yes, yes, but you know what that makes for entertaining house does Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.

It makes for good TV. So with her, but I need to know now where you stand on your favorite, like who is your favorite? Because I like Jenna. I think she's awesome, but like I have to think about if I was going to be a true I see Aaron and I'm not. This isn't me shading Erica in any way, but I see Aaron and Jenna very much like me and Erica back in the day, Like how tell me how because Aaron's trying to make Jenna happy, where Jenna's got to make herself happy herself, Like, there's nothing I'm going to do with this saying Jenna is happy. Jenna gives zero. That's but that's my point. People like me and Aaron are those people that read everybody's energy all the time and it's us. So like example, if you don't answer my call, I'm like, oh, tamismaticy yeah, and I just definitely go to that place. And so at the beginning of Beverly Hills, Erica didn't actually have an issue with me. I just could feel something was brewing in her and assumed it was me. Yeah, well, I think Eric is hard to read. She's one of those people that are really hard to read, and if you misread her, you think like she's she's not liking me, or she's not having fun, or she left my house. It means I didn't do a good enough job because I really watching the show, really thought that about her. And then when I met her at Andy's baby shower, she was the sweet yeahest Erica was the sweetest person ever, and I thought, oh my god. I did the same thing with Portia.

I was so afraid of Porsha and then I met her and I had these expectations and she was such a girl as yeah.

So sweet. Most of the time people are nice, but most of the time the way that we interpret somebody is based on how we're feeling about ourselves. And I remember when all the women came to the beach House and they were talking about food and and me. I remember I was like, Okay, everybody bring your favorite dish because I wanted everybody to be happy. And now I would be like, h don't care, this is what I'm serving. I was such a people pleaser, but it was making me think like, oh shit, Aaron's doing the same thing, and like this is a slippery slope. And then even her response to Brnn, which I thought Brenn was being unreasonable about trying to make the parallel, because what I thought was rude was the fact that Brenn was like posting going to another restaurant. I thought that was more rude than leaving in the middle of than night. Oh for sure, but she was trying to I honestly didn't have any issues with Aaron leaving in the middle of the night.

Now you know what it's like, You and I both go to bed early. Yeah, and that's important to us. Now she had to go to work in the morning.

She's upstairs. Everybody's loud, which is fine, and she didn't want to interrupt them. She's like, I'm just gonna sneak out. I have a house close by. I'll just sleep. So you really think it was because she had to work in the morning, Well, I mean we all have to work. We could all choose to work in the morning. She could just not want to. I would just I would appreciate her saying feel comfortable. You say you feel comfortable.

It's just I don't know why she truly left, but I don't really give a shit.

If you don't feel comfortable somewhere go. But this is the point. This was the original, the original point on Beverly Hills as well. It's when you do it off camera. I need to know that. No, no, they're saying you did it without saying goodbye. Yeah, but they show her walking out the front, but that could have been someone's cell phone. We don't know where they still filming at that At that point in time, it was a little grainy those videos. Okay, so I don't know that could be why Brind's upset or the other one are upset without fully explaining, because anything that happens off camera always pisses people off and there's no way to explain it on the pH Okay, then I did think it was a little bit much, Uh what the brand talking to se? I realized that it always happens to us where Siri or what's her name, Alessa is talking to us. But did she really think the refrigerator door was going to open? Or was she just like silly drunk trying to be funny.

I don't know, but it was like she's taking Alexa open, Siri open, how about Uba showing Uba saying about Brand showing up? Oh Hampton, she goes, that's some Mississippi shit, Like, we don't dress.

Like that in the Hampton. Well, also the fact that they were really trying to get it. I was having like flashback vibes of like Brandy hitting on the guy from Girls Trip the season you were Marcos Marcos with the trainer. I'm like, they are like really going for it. Single girl gotta get if that was reversed and there was a man doing that, Oh oh yeah for sure.

But Brand walking in, She's like, this is a weird part of the Hampton's South is kind of where it's at, but this is okay too. It's like, oh the subtle shade.

Listen. I don't even I thought it looked Listen. I would be thrilled right now for a freezing cold room. I'm sweating to death in here, I know, and I'd rather be cold than hot. But also I do need to know who chooses a one ply No, no, they're not on septic. So I confirmed it last night on Watch What Happens Live. She just prefers one plut Aaron does. Yeah, Aaron, do you really like one plie you liked the feel of your own badge that much? No, you can touch your it gets wet and your fingers go right through it. Yes, but also speaking of going right through it, I don't have any interest of having a popsicle on my badge. You have, I'm unwell what flavor? It's one of those, you know, like those long orange ones that like no, I don't know, you know, like I don't know what they're called.

There a push pop, it's a no nope, no, no, it's an icing No, it's a long, skinny one. And it had like an orange flavor too, And it was covered in plastic and you got off.

The talk about like you lead off the ice plush up. No, I know, it's all in plastic and then you pull the plastic. It is orange, no orange flavor. But I don't know what it's called.

But I need to know why so someone could go down on you afterwards. I don't know why I did it. I was it was with an ex boyfriend. Yeah, I thought it'd be a good idea. Don't try it at home. It feels very sticky for my liking. Well, it's very cold now, you just screwed up my two truths in a lie? Okay, So what's your Oh yours is the Yeah? Yeah, pretty much? An orange? Oh no, you just saw a visual of it. Yes, yes, I was in my twenties. You know you don't blame your twenties on having an orange popsic up your bag. I was a well either way, most of them weren't that shocking to me? Jenna's having somebody fall asleep on top of her before. That's pretty funy. How does that even happen? So I feel like someone's strong, dun out of their minds. I feel like there have been times where like I don't a hundred percent. I'm like, did we have sex? Oh, I've been next morning going and then I have to pretend, and then I'm like looking around to see if like Edwin's boxers are on this, I'm like, we really got it on. But anyways, Jessel, she made out with a well known wrapper. She so which one was her lie? She had a popsicle of her vagina and she had sex in the elevant Oh, the solouse was her lie? Because this so house writers. Okay, I just don't know that I can buy popsicles anymore after you and Jessel, well, why is that a great idea? Honestly, it's freezing cold. Freezing cold is not the problem, the stickliness of the juice. Then, on a more serious note, Cy and Brennan open up about their childhood, and it really made me appreciate the conversation because you could see Aaron completely didn't understand. She's like, we love the we loved the dollar Store. And the way that say explained I thought was so smart. She's like, not if your whole life was the dollar Store and then you don't appreciate it in the same way. And I think it really opened a lot of people's eyes, Like, for sure, the way that everybody looks at things differently, But it's nice to hear that about side. It gives me like insight to where she comes from. Well, I want to know what was shocking to me today during my glam When I was having conversation with my friend, I said, who's your favorite on New York and she said Jessel And I was like what, And it just shows that it's like different different, She's much younger, but she goes no. I just love that she's so unapologetic about anything that she says, But to me, I feel like Jessel seems a little bit unhappy, like.

She Well, we see for next next episode is her and her husband fighting.

Now, I mean, you put two people like that on a show, their marriage is going to be over? Yeah, because you're going to see it. Yeah, there's obviously issues and you're going to see it. But you have to know that going into the show. But my question is, I feel like I haven't seen size husband in a while. I need to see that. I need a refresher on the husband's that's anyone that's married. Let's excise husband. What about Brent hitting on Abe hot? What was she calling him hot? Abe? That's Aaron Abe the babe. Yeah, that was not cool. I know, have I ever had on that?

How about Side? No, but how about side grabbing the phone from her and being like, yeah, shot handle shit? But I don't I need to reseie size husband. But AnyWho, let's take a little break and then we're going to talk all things crappy Like, okay, so we're back to talk about crappy lake. Cruise is still very into crappy lake.

Tamra is not. I'm I'm getting over crappy like I thought it was cute and fun at the very beginning. I don't really care to see the jungle gym being builopt. I don't really care about that. I could. I mean, it was a whole freakingsode.

Dairy Queen went to dairy Queen and they were worried about partying in the gas, and of course what happens an rips a big old tutor. It's like the second she got a flurry of parts, a flurry of parts coming out her behind.

Then they tried I didn't really get this part. Why were they trying on wigs? And then but then she said Rina lis Arena for Halloween? But like what was this for? What were they doing? But also should we pull out the lew and Sue statement necklace collection next? Because I still remember the.

Statements you have you you have on my least one of my least favorite things right now, And I'm so sorry when people wear words, it's really upsetting to me, whether it's on.

A shirt like if people I wore one once that said piece but like this says bad bitch. Somebody gave it to me and I thought I'm wearing it, or like the hair clips that say like glam or bete. See what I'm saying. No, so that hair shit and the shirts that's like, no, you're wearing you're wet your web lip, live love life, but you're wearing a thing that says bad bitch on it. You're wearing a freaking microscope on your neck? What is that? So cute? I get so many compliments. And then they paid for the fence to create a dog run at the animal shelter? Are we trying to pretend that this is their own money or production's money? Like who is funding this? But I'd rather see them doing excursions. I don't want them to. Yeah, I like.

I liked when they were getting catfish or what rat fished or whatever it's called, or grab or what's it called fingering when they put the finger and they held it.

They were fifteen, Yeah, fingering fisting. It was between the popsicles and the fisting. It's been a long day. But then the playground or and then I had flashbacks of an old New York episode where one housewife would not stop talking prior to like an event, an important function, But now I can't remember who it was. Was it Durnda doing it?

It was like an important charity event. Yeah, they were accepting their oscar like it was so long. But that's all I kept thinking. And I felt so bad for the kid that just wanted to go down the freaking slide.

She's like, this is where I had a problem with. They had this brand new, amazing jungle gym in a little house with screens on the windows.

Who would think, and there's one kid there. Everybody's eighty and one kid. Well, I've got to say this playground houses should not have a lock on it. That's odd. It's really dangerous. That's all I kept.

By the way, those screens on that window are going to be torn apart by kids grabbing them.

I don't even like that the door fully shut because I have like PTSD about Slate's finger. I'm like, I'm the window always go up and down. Like there's now like we have a little playground back here, there's a little house. But they just go in the house. They can't shut it anything, They can't close anybody, and you can lock them in. I'm gonna lie it was n I can put my dog in there. Oh my gosh, there's a really cute dog right down the street with a home oh you better get it. Edin said that. Anyways, Uh, that's that's very ship. Apparently we have eight episodes of this. We thought we had sex. I thought we were done after next week. But a lot of fand thoughts are disagreeing with you. They think put the show on year round. I think they can't put the show year round. I feel like it's just dragging a little bit. This episode to me just drug out. I don't care about the blayeyard.

Well, you want to hear something interesting. I hear about bed bugs and Sonia sleep. I want them to have sex.

I want the Miller Lite tattoo. Guys, that's what I want. But it was a feel good show, I do. I am slightly confused because somebody I talk to today on those calls I was telling you about said I said, oh, we watch Crappy Ke, we recap it, and she goes, oh, my brother's son or daughter. I forget what she said, went to camp there in Crappy Lake and b and I was like, what camped? And I'll be back later on this week with my bestie Cynthia. Watch County. Thanks for tuning in, guys,

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