Belly Flop

Published Jan 11, 2023, 1:56 AM

Tamra is back and she gives us an update on her new belly button! 

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Two teas in a pod with Teddy melloncants at camera edge. So we are back to cheese in a pod and finally camera is back with me. We were just discussing her belly button, and she put me in a bad place right from the start. Oh my god, you haven't even seen it yet. No, but you need to explain to them what's happening. Well, let me explain the whole story. But I'd like you to start with the belly button. I had that somewhere in the middle. Somewhere in the middle, girl, So literally, ten eleven years ago, I had a hernia that became an incarcerated hernia. Basically means my intestines started growing through the hernia into the side of my wall, killing my intestines, almost killed me. Emergency surgery sliced me down the middle through my belly button, saved my life. Six hour surgery. Didn't care how he sewed me up because it was a trauma. Doctor. Um. It never bought me, but never bothered me that I didn't really have a belly button. I talked to my normal doctor. He says, I ain't touching you so much went down. I am not touching you so ironically, I was in last I don't know, two months ago, getting botox at Dr Ambay's office and the cheryl said, hey, I want you to meet his new associates, Dr Mulds, And I said, okay, talk to him and we're talking about skincare and stuff like that, and something was brought about a hernia. So I said, I had the worst case ever and I have no belly button. Just you haven't. What do you mean you have no belly button? Let me see. So I showed him and he said, oh, that's really interesting. They cut right through it and I said, yeah, now I'm starting to get a bulge over here. He goes, send me your medical records and I said, I get him from ten years ago. And then next thing I know, he's like, I could totally do this. I could fix fix this for you and da da and I'm like, okay, let's do this. Well. I've had abdominal surgery before, I know how painful it is. And he told me, he says, this will be a five to six hour surgery because we have to completely open you up to get rid of all that scar tissue. Then we have to do this. So I almost backed out. Like, I'm like, I just you know what, who cares the belly button don't care? And um, last minute I didn't back out. He opened me up. He said it was like a war zone. He had to take off all the scarchon shoot was my entire stomach walk because I have mesh in there. Mesh is wabula that though, and then guess what he found another hernia where my insides were starting to push through the hernia. How does get a hernia, by the way, well, you know how I got mine, which was bizarre. Twelve years ago. I went to go get my tie, my tubes tied, and then do it laperscopic with a blow air in or whatever they put in there. Well, the doctor like days a week later, said, you know, it's so weird. Every time I do it, the air would disappear like we And I'm like what because I almost said, we're not doing this. Well, it blew a hole through my weak stomach wall from probably have four kids. You have four kids, your stomach wall gets weak. So when in there, it was just I didn't know what was going on. A few days later, like I'm like, oh my god, I'm having so much pain. My stomach was falling up. Within two months, I was literally on the floor. Pick me up like shot some morphine to get to the hospital. It was one of the worst feelings ever. Well, now the cosmetic part was um making a new belly button. He said. First of all, your belly button was smashed to the side, so it was over to the right or the left or I you said, and it's too low. So he's like, I have to make you a brand new one. So he made me a brand new belly button at the button. And then there was the I have to not yet now because it's too sensitive. It's like a little silicone plug, and I have to put it in there. Now, Hal, you have to put it in yourself. Well, it doesn't like it just sits in there like a retainer, but your belly button, or if your belly button, he says, because I'm a tiny girl and I don't have to get some depth in there because there's not a lot fat on my stomach. But I'm not gonna lie. I did. I did have extra skin taken off, so this was like repair work tummy tuck, and thank god that I hadn't done, because I would have never known I had that. So what's the scar scarring like right now? Because I was looking on my Instagram and there's a lot of questions about like my necklife recovery. What your recovery has been like from this? So what is your current scar situation? It is about that. It's it's hip to hip hip hip yep. Like at this point, is it like a purple No? I'm like, where's the scar where he goes? And he said, yeah, I had to cut you vertically too because I had some another area he had to repay. I was I'm telling you, I was a mess. Thought the blood supply was going to die in a certain part of my stunt, my skin because of all the scar tissue and ship that was in there. Um I'm not because I am very fair and freckled, which I hate. I don't really scar that bad, but he does. All the extent extensions would you still have in by the way they made it through hanging in there? All the stitches are internal. It is literally like a tiny little pin mark. That's it. Now, I need more pictures. I mean, well, it's really been a bummer for me, you guys, because I realized that Tamra has been in a lot of pain. However, I am on like five different group checks that Tamra's a part of that. Tamra has just gone rope. There's no responding, there's nothing because she's been in so much pain. Normally, tam and I were like head to head constantly in on the back and forth, and I'm like, where's tam I'm having withdrawals. I'm just having these opinions on my own. Yeah, I'm like kicking rocks by myself. I'm literally like you would think, like in my mind part, I'm like, Okay, I got this recliner. I'm going to recline. I'm gonna get on my computer. My eyes even have been screwed up because I'm so tired. Maybe it's the pain pills. I don't know, but I'm just like I don't want to look at my phone. It tires my eyes out. I figured i'd be like online shopping nothing. I'm usually on the MLS every single day looking at the market and nothing. I didn't. I just literally laid there, Yeah, I got it. And then the little times that we did talk, I'd be like, oh, this happens that we would talk about stuff, and then the next time we talked. She'd be like, what, Yeah, we talked about Well, I went back and I had gotten a text message who I want to have on the show. His name is Scott Crazy's he's a psychic medium, and um he was he was on Orange County and he just randomly texts me and he said, um, I saw you head surgery. I hope you're okay. And he says, your grandmother, my grandmother always come through. Says you have her to thank for that, and I said, oh, really interesting because my grandmother, who I'm a lot alike, she died from intestinal issues. Oh my gosh. So so it had I never I mean, it wasn't even in my mind like I had given Like I'm fifty five, who gives a ship if I have a belly button. I was concerned about the bulge and I was going to have it like ultrasound and all that stuff done. Um, but yeah, he said it was her pushing. I'm like, yeah, I mean, I don't necessarily always like believe in a psychic situation. However, when I was in Orange County over New Year's I may have told you this, but I was texting with I was texting with you and Eddie, But really I just meant I was texting with Eddie because you were not responding. But it was like, how stamp, what's going on? And then I was like, oh, by the way, I'm in Orange County. Do you guys need things? Like no, I'm like, well, anyways, you know a massage therapist And he's like, yes, sends me this woman's number, my Harry and I'm not kidding you, guys. My life has changed, isn't she amazing? She spent three hours working on charge me, the same amount as that anybody that would do like a regular hour massage. But she goes in and she says this thing to me. She you know, after she works me. I tell her nothing about myself. She doesn't know my history, she doesn't know my parents, she doesn't know that I was on a television show. She just knows that I'm friends with Eddie because I said Eddie referred to me and doesn't like kind of puts her hands over the scars on the on my right side, and then she goes you just have to ask before I continue on, um, do you have any other injuries on the right side of your body other than these scars? And I'm like, oh, well this is new. It's it's getting cancer stuff. And she's like, yeah, but anything else. I'm like, I actually have torn my rotator cuff on my right hand side. I have hip issues on my right side and my right briin like from riding horses, I said. And then I broke my right ankle two years ago. And she's like, she's just all of your anger and resentment you're holding in your right side. It's hot compared to your left. Oh that gives me chills. And I was like, she's like, you don't understand the difference. I can feel it in your body from your right to your left. She's like, so, whatever it is, and like she kind of started talking like I didn't know it honestly felt like therapy. She started talking about different things in my life, and then she like would press something and then it's a healer for sure. Then I started crying. She brought something up about my mom. I started crying, yep, and then she's like, there it is. Yeah, a lot of people for two reasons she'll make cry. One is just an emotional like just soothingly like talking to them and touching on things that they could feel in their body. And also she doesn't go easy on you know, that's what she said. She goes, and then after you know, she came, I mean digging, digging it like, and then she's like doing the fascia and all that kind she scraped you. She's great me, and now I'm she's having to scrape myself as a big dizzy of a sag. I'm like such a whimp on doing it myself. But then we got to talk and I told her about myself and I said, you know, I work with Tamara, and she goes, do you want to know the thing about you and Tamara that makes you so similar? And I was like, what She's like, both of you fight back pain in a different way than what I'm used to. She's like, both of you keep your face as if you're not feeling any pain. Ye, no matter how deep, no matter how I know I'm killing you right now. Oh no, I'm gonna actually start crying. She would say to me, yell at me, tell me to stop, do something. I'm like, nope. And my daughter's like that too, And I was like, I don't even know that I'm doing that. She's like, you don't understand She's like, if I brought your husband up here right now and try to do what I'm doing to you right now to him, there's he would be yelping. But we could hear people because she used to work at Cut Fitness on Friday. She would come in and um, we would hear people screaming in there, you know. And it's not like she's hurting them. She knows me she's doing and she's she's helped so many but you're releasing releasing that needed rotator cut surgery that ended up working with her and then suddenly didn't need it anymore. So Yeah, she's freaking amazing. Eddie used to get five hour and she'll go like three hours on you. And then she does want to see Eddie. She said, I haven't seen Eddie in a little bit and I do want I miss him. Yeah, she'll be and she said he has the kindest heart of anybody that she knows. And I was like, that's pretty big, because I can't say that about anybody I know. Everybody tells me that. I just I just went in to get my tube taken out a dr. Molds and he said, I have to tell you, Eddie has like this infectious, like laugh and he just makes you know, I said, I don't care. I hear it from everybody. Like enough, already enough, let's talk about me. Listen anyways, back to me. I'm the start, I'm the star of this show. Okay, so I'm gonna go straight to Instagram. A couple of people are a little bit worked up because you were not here, um, last week. So I did it with Brandy and with Justin, which I mean not to tut our horn, but we still hit number one both episodes. I know, and I said things saying I was very proud of I know. But that's how I know that term is a good person. She messaged me like, proud of you, like you guys crush it. UM can't wait to be back. But they want to know what your thoughts are on Lisa Enna leaving. I think she'll be back. I think after eight hours, eight hours, eight years of being on one television show is a huge success. And that's something that I would tell myself back then. You know, twelve years is a long time. Um. There's rumors that she was let go. There was rumors that she wasn't let go. UM. I don't know how the show was going to do without her, but anytime you lose a long you know, and O g I she was actually from the beginning, but you do, you lose a big part of the show. So it's gonna be interesting to see how things move on. And I think she's gonna be back. And I think Andy's already said this, well, yeah, Andy said on Radio Andy. Andy gave Lisa running her flowers after eight seasons on Beverly Hills and hopes this is just a pause before she returns. So essentially he confirms that she left, not got fired. Yeah. He also did another interview I think it was the same thing on this radio show and said he was talking about, you know, my perspective on when I was let Oh. Of course at first it didn't feel great, but I ultimately said, like I needed twelve years in doing this, I needed just some space, some time to breathe and see things life in a different light and come back you know, fresh, and I did. I definitely think it helps. So sorry all you jus she might be getting fired, So sorry, it's all coming around. Um. The next one is from Shelby. She wants to know that I'm happy to be co hosting with tamer again. Okay, you guys, the only reason this podcast exists is because my and Tamra's relationship and how we immediately connected. So that's why we are in a position where we can go out and find other people. And you guys are such avid listeners and like, you bring us life that I can bring in other people, and so can tam and the podcast and can still can still continue on and be good. I'm proud of that too. So it's like, one, I'm so proud of our friendship and the fact that we can get into it. And then still if one of us needs to be like, hey, I need a little break right here, the other fills and and there's like there's no skipping a beat. It's like, well, there's one thing that we have to shake on. What we cannot have another housewife come in and co host with the initial with the first name starting with the T. Ever, just in case that person is really good in the future, Well hold on a tailor. Armstrong posted think about us and then said three teas in a pod. Oh go ahead. Everybody's like hold on what like like, um, but I don't think there's that many cheese. I'm trying to think of all the teeth. So the next one is our thoughts on the cast of season for Girls Trip, So that's obviously that's there's a lot of mixed of I'm gonna I'm gonna read about that. I'm gonna read through the Bravo and Peacock confirmed it's Vicky guns Wilson, Gretchen Rossie, Brandy Glandville, Camille Grammar, Pedro Parks, Eva Marcel, Alex McCord and chairline Manzo. I believe they also said like, I don't know if there's rumblings of this, but it's all of the internet that it's in Morocco and it's gonna be longer than I think they others. I think they already confirmed that that it was. Well, it's gonna have to be. I mean, it's going to take a hot minute to get to Morocco, so traveling time. So a lot of people are upset because there's four returning cast members and they don't understand. It was one of my questions too. I've asked a few people, never really gotten a response. I'm only me speculating. I felt like, okay, the x Wis Club, which was season two that I was on did very very well number wise, I don't know what those numbers are. Really did very well, so obviously they thought, well, let's do it again and we'll keep the one because me, myself, Jill, Dorenda are all going off to housewives shows. So the people that, oh my gosh, that's who was missing, I couldn't figure out it's Jill. I was like, there's somebody else. Okay, So Dorenda's off, Jill's off, your off, and Taylor's off. Yes, because we're all on the either Legacy or Orange County or you know, we're back, so it doesn't make any sense anymore. I mean, when I got the Ex Wife's Club, I thought, oh, well, there here's the nail in my coffin. But no, but on that, I think that that was a big reason of why you are back, as everybody knows, who really knows. But um, I think maybe they're going to make like a series out of it. I think I think they're gonna push a couple of them a year. And this is just me speculating. They're gonna probably do two different types, maybe with new cast members from different franchises, But I think they're going to continue the ex wife's club, just because it's so soon to bring back a past cast. Yeah. So, as I looked through this cast, I started thinking about the terror Like some of the people in this group, I'm like terror have Well, I'm just starting at about the relationships here, so I'm really dissecting. I don't know anything about Vicky and Gretchen's relationship. I didn't watch then. I do want to know, which this is not my original joke. I saw it on the Worldwide Web. But if Gretchen is going to bring her nose to the girl's trip, oh lord, face tunes it out. Careful, set face tune, You're back in reality here. So, um, I don't know. I don't really know where their relationship sits. Like, I haven't seen the girl talk to the girl in ten years or longer. I have no idea. Don't follow us, they don't know. Vicky never talks about her Um, they had a very up and down relationship, so that that'll be interesting to see. I'm sure she has a lot of fans that want to see her back. It's been it's been a hot minute. She's had a baby since then. So and then we get to Brandy and Camille. I would think it's going to be difficult for Camille. Her mother just passed away, and I think whenever your morning in general, it's a very hard time to be on housewives or on girls or like you're going through ship already on your own that's not gonna probably portray like your grief isn't gonna you know whatever. And then her and Brandy already have issues. And I gotta be honest, like, I love Brandy, but if I had to go at it with either Camille or Brandy, I'd rather go out it with Camille than Brandy. Like Brandy, Yes, I think because I've become so close to Brandy, I know how she works and I'm not afraid of her at all. But I don't know Camille very well. I know we shared a birthday. She backs down every time and then blames other people. It's like, oh no, see, I would rather fight with a fighter than than a victim. Yeah, so that's why you're doing this to me? Why is everybody doing this? I mean no, no, it's not that everybody's doing it to you. A bit. She's back and forth, which is is what irritates me. I hope she comes on and she brings it because it's a shorter period of time that she doesn't worry about, you know what, like the audience. She just goes in and it's her true self, which will cause fights. Um. Phaedre and Eva, who I think are awesome to watch, but I also don't think are huge in the drama. Like I love them. They're funny, they're confessionals, are great, but I don't think they're big fighters. No, not at all. Eva was she she has some great one liners and she sets people straight. Um. She never really gets overly animated, but she's really good with her words, like she's really smart and she's smart doing this half of her life. Interviews are great. Phaedra Peacekeeper and her interviews are hilarious, hilarious. She's kind of to me, Phaedra's kind of like the narrator of girls trip. Yep, that's exactly a good way to put it. And then then we throw in a Caroline Manza, which I'm curious if she'll go the direction of Jill or go the direction of life what a main Jill? Like, if she's gonna go in and be like, oh she's gonna well, I mean, I'm thirsty too, but I mean, like, is she gonna go in and just be like trying to pitch things, or she's gonna go like the mother bear, like the very Yeah, I don't know. I've only met Caroline a few times, actually got to deal with her before. Um, I love her. Sorry, robot Con is so sweet. I remember you're I think you're the only person I was scared that my only interview. I got scared and during robo Con really because she just looked at me like there was something in her eyes, like she was like and I was like sorry, like because if you don't know the history and you're just kind of like going through notes like I didn't, I don't know her history to the to the point I should, So I have to do some Caroline Manzo research before we recap Girls. I think she's very sweet. I don't think i'd want to cross her. I'm thinking that her and Vicky they could either really get along or not get along at all, because they're both very strong personalities. Um, do you think Vicky is gonna be able to go and have fun without you? Yeah? I think that she. You know, she warmed up with Well. Girl's trip that we did together was a bad time. She had just gotten over COVID. Her and Steve just broke up. She was she was really still sick. She got like a secondary infection from COVID, so she wasn't in a great place. And then she jumped over to O C. It's been a pretty good couple of years for her, from Girls Girl's Trip, then O C, and now she's doing the next Girl's Trip. I think she's kind of got back into the groove. Um. Vicky, as she's gotten older, is not much of a fighter, and she's effortlessly a fighter because she just says offensive things. She says offensive things, but she's when fights start breaking out or whatever, she know she'll be like, okay, girls, can't we just get along? That kind of thing. So I don't know who do you think her best friend will be on the trip? I don't know. I think she's scared. She's been texting me a lot just about you know, going back and me not being there. And I hope she really connects with Caroline Manzo. I don't know that much, but I hope that they have some sort of like my well, I'll tell you what my last My last text message to her was just that I said, yeah, but you have Caroline Manzo. She's really sweet and she put a thumbs up. Sweet was the word you came up with. I think she's well, I think she's sweet. I don't know where that well, she's not. She's not one of those lie and say mean things and talk about your business and call your husband gay. You know what I mean. She's not that type of a person. Oh, or you know what it was? It that you're just always been a fat girl desk to be friends with the popular people. Yeah, she's not. She's not low like that. Uh yeah, Well I do appreciate someone that's going to be straightforward and come with you as they are versus trying to like hit below the belt and yeah, and and get your deepest like darkest insecurities and hope that you you know, rumble with it. But we have to give a question one question. Have you spoke to Lisa Renna since all this? Oh, yeah, you missed the um the when I was with Justin. I had talked to her before, and I think she's good. I think that, you know, it was something that she knows like this is. It was a good thing for a while, it was, and now it's something that like, I'm going to focus on the positive. I think, as Andy said, she's worked since she was whatever it was eighteen in Hollywood. She's going to find another job. She'll have no problem doing that. And if she ends up wanting to come back, I think she can. Um And I think it was the pop Rozzie video of Erica Jane walking out of the Marshals honest Les sent me, did I did? I did? I was like, oh my gosh, okay, So she's walking out of Marshall's and they're like, what do you think about Renna being gone? And she's, you know, obviously she's like, well, she's the goat, love her, blah blah blah. But it's just the fact that the setting of wherever TMZ or whomever it was videoing in the location, she just she pretty much said ren is the goat and she is going to be missed. And then, yeah, I agree. I think a lot of these other women are going to have to step up. Other than that announcing that they are no longer returning to Beverly Hills. Is Diana Jenkins? I mean, was that a shuck? It was absolutely no given well, she wrote on her Instagram which now I can un follow. I did too yesterday. I'm gonna I was waiting till today so I could read it on the pod just to stay current. But now I no longer need to be a part of this Ernie. UM. I am happy for her that she's pregnant. Congratulations. UM Hi everybody. As so many of you know, Asher and I are expecting our second child later this year. You also know that, due to many factors, this pregnancy is to consider to be high risk, and I'm on doctor's advised bed rest. To that end, I'm not able to devote myself fully to filming the next season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I would like to thank Bravo an Evolution for allowing me to focus on my pregnancy and for their support and understanding I can. I promised to continue sharing my fertility journey with you. I do wish for the best I been through a fertility journey. I would understand not wanting to be on television UM during that time. I also understand that we don't necessarily need her on that it wasn't yeah, that nothing bad about her, just it just wasn't a good. And then I also saw an interview from Sutton were Sutton pretty much is like, you know, I hope that Lisa Rinna will take this time to reflect, which was a little bit of shade. Oh boy, you know that's a little bit when you say, like, I hope she takes us time to reflect and come back about her personct Lisa vander Plump said that, No Sutton, Sutton said that, Oh Sutton. Yeah. I also heard that possibly Garcela said something too. Well, no she I don't know that she said anything, but she made that video where um it's still standing right, something like still standing Um. But it's also part of that like makes me sad when you know there was actual, real relationships priory. I mean, the way I kind of feel about it is why kick somebody when they're down? Clearly you're on another season, You're a fan favorite right now, people love you, You're good for the but now you're gonna have to get dirty. I had a somebody onn gonna say their name something that was on the show that was fired years before me, and it did like a whole toast the two of them, ding dong the which is dead and all this stuff, And I'm like, who takes her time hold on Ding Dong was not a vander Pump original. I don't think so. Um. My whole things is like, I'm not gonna get on social media and make nasty comments and do things like that if no one's paying me. Yeah no, I gotta be getting paid at the end of the day. Um. Other Housewife headlines jin Shaw centered thing. She has a lavish Italian dinner party for not shocked by this. Whitney rose Um says, so I did get refollowed after her Ride or Die was sentenced yesterday wild and then you see Heather Gay following Whitney Rose again. Um, and then Whitney sang and watch what happens. Season three of Salt Lake was a lot and very heavy wrapping. It was such a fun show as the perfect send off to a difficult season. The Darkness is gone, Lightness is upon us. Mhm. So I think she was just saying that you always mean whatever it is that you do, like right, but do you mean to hurt somebody else? Is the other like? Are you doing it to yourself? Right? Or were you just just not even self aware thoughtless that you said something like that. Also, I do want to let you know that Heather Gay is confirmed she no longer wants to come on two cheese in a pod well ship. Damn, we'll let her back. So I wanted to respond she was saying, there's a chance. I don't why why, I don't know why. I mean, like we said a million times, we were just talking about what we see on TV that don't take it personally. Don't get sorry. I know the whole right side of your body you're gonna get. You gonna turn me hot, right side of your daughter. You're gonna have your own issues. Teddy Joe is only hot on one side. I mean you know about the left side. Disgusting fire. Um uh. Real Housewives a Potomac star Ashley Derby confirmed she and Summer House alam Luke have split. Um. She eludes that it's because of a difficult relationship with Michael Derby. I think that, yes, when you were in the middle of trying to get divorced or separated or getting back together whatever it is, that it's going to end up happening with those two. I do think it's hard to be in a public relationship, let alone a private one. I'm assuming that just a lot happened. I don't know why. I don't give. I don't care about this. I know you don't care because you don't know about Michael Darby from before, so you don't care. Well, no, I know. I actually he was the one person I did know about because I feel like everywhere had done and um, then the next Topwive headlines and then we're gonna take a little break. Larsa and Lenny's mistress go to the same restaurant, Carbone on Friday night. To clarify, Larsa posted an Instagram stories showing it was just two plates. Oh i'd and realize that. Okay, so everyone showing a picture and it's Larsa walking into the restaurant with Michael Jordan's son, the guy that is her friend, Slash, their dating whatever. There's kissing photos Marcus and then later on I don't even want to say the girl's name because I don't want to give any more attention. But Lenny's mistress is walking in, which looks like with another girl. Yeah, we don't know's we don't know. I don't think I assume they would have gotten a picture of Lenny. I think she's just Carbone is one of the most popular places Inami, So they probably both were going there on a Friday night, the same way that I was at Craig's last night with Kyle Um for an early birthday dinner, and Nick Jonas was there, Ashley Benson was there, Yolanda's ex husband was there. Oh, David Foster. I will always see somebody there. Yeah, like every you know, it's like I I didn't go with any of them, but you could pickture, you could take a photo. I mean, let's let's start a rumor that I went with Nick Jonas. Let's not. But I think that's ultimately to write stories like, oh my gosh, that said. Oh. The only other thing to report is Andy said he is going to be going hopefully this weekend to have a one on one with jin Cha. Yeah. Do you we haven't even really talked about this is just a hot second to talk about that. Do you think obviously she's gonna get paid for that? Do you think that like she shouldn't even get that. I don't actually think she is going to get paid because there's something that it said that she can't do a book deal and her plea deal. My guess is she's solely doing it to like set her story to put in her mouth deeper. Yeah. Like my guess is she is like, I'll do this for free because I need to be able to have the last last say because I wasn't at the reunion and I wasn't here and it's all going to be talked about. But she could have been at the reunion. Even said no she could not. She said her her dot her Um, oh it was because it was prior to sentence, because she said her her attorney told her not to go because she can't talk about any of those things. Okay, but her attorney is okay for her to go to Well now she's already been sentenced, so now there's nothing she can say. There's no take back, there's no take back. Yeah, it's not like she can get herself in any more hot water. Six point five. My guess that she'll end up getting five. Yeah. I just read that the Chrystli's are going Yeah, learned for a lot more. Um. Yeah, but it's I don't know. I think we've got a good year coming with salt Lake once there's a changeup, and I am a little bit curious what Meredith and Heather are going to do now. That they're on islands alone. Do we need Mary back? I'm sure you love Mary, so I do. I do. I never even if she was just a friend. I just would like to see a little Mary there. I don't think Mary would come back as a friend. You don't think so? No, I think Mary. I Also, here's the thing, as much as it bothers me and makes me insane that jin Shaw is even getting this interview with Andy. Yeah, that's that's the word, Like does she deserve it? Does she? But also what bothers me more is when a housewife runs and doesn't show up to reunion and doesn't do what they're required to do, like at least but you said it, not me. Yeah, there hasn't been too many. I can't think of too many housewives that just didn't show up to reunion. I can't say this going back to like other housewives that haven't shown up to reunion and um and this is different because obviously um Adrian Malouf she had um a surrogate, but I did IVF with Cruise and I had never had that conversation with him. And recently this just happened three days ago, which is why I'm sharing this story. Because you don't think about the conversations that you're gonna have with your kids if in your mind, it's just like it is what it is, right, Um, but I couldn't imagine having that conversation on television. But we were sitting around just like having lunch, blah blah blah, and Cruis was like, Mommy, did you always know I was gonna be a boy? Like? When did it? Because it's like because mom thought I was going to be a boy, so she named me slate and then decided if it was gonna be a girl boy, she's gonna name me slate anyway. And I was like, yeah, that's right. And CRUs like, did you what about me? And I'm like, well, no, I always knew you were going to be a boy. And he's like how oh? And I was like okay, um, how do I get myself out of this? I was like, well, what I could? Mommy couldn't get pregnant. Actually, uh, with either you're slate. So it was slate. I got something called inseminated, and so I had to wait until a certain amount of time to find out if she was going to be a boy or girl. I'm like with you and then I was like, I haven't researched how to talk about this. I'm like with you, it's like they pulled out the stuff from Daddy, and they pulled out this stuff from mommy, and they put it in the little egg carton and then they picked the healthiest ones, and you were the healthiest. But we knew you were a boy before you already went into my belly. And he's like, he's like, oh gross, Mom, why didn't he? He goes, Mom, should I talk to my friends about this? That's the parts concerned. Nowadays kids probably will know. Yeah, he goes, do you think I should talk him? Do you think I should tell anyone about this? I'm like to tell me he was one of these with him, I did not use a turkey baster. But do you know what? Do you know what this is? Is that for you to pee? Okay? So I'm very prepared, like if we ever there's a war to come, you'd want to be around me. I think every step above and beyond. So I wasn't sure if I was gonna be able to sit down to pee after surgery. So you got this so you'd have a dinger. Yes, this gives you a dinger. You put it on and you can like, I'm gonna keep it. I didn't use it. That's you put my hand in there. I didn't have to use it. I was okay to sit down, but I'm like, yeah, this is a good road trip thing, like if you have no I have on from my I haven't for cruise. It's like a little thing and it looks almost like a hydro flask. But then this part pops pops up and you can like just go to the potty in there because he's the only one that can't hold it. Um. You can either just do it like kind of squat and do it, or not to end up and have like a wiener and then teach a factor between that and your wine cork belly button. Things. We need to teddy on the road. We need to be in a sort of bus traveling all of our crazy antics do it. Let's do it, all right, Let's take a little break and then we will come back and discuss all thanks Potomac. All right, so I have one question before we get into Potomac, and it's I will do my research before the next season of oc airs. But what is the biggest thing that Gretchen ever did to you that has put you in a place where like you don't even go there. Um, the constant attacks still ten years later, but you know what, I just like, don't even want to give your attention. I haven't seen this woman in ten years. People change in ten years. She means nothing to me. I don't care. Just leave me alone, go away in the story. All right, well, well we'll get into this further one when Girls Strips starts airing. But now now that we are on Potomac, okay, I have to say, thoughts on Potomac. You've been out of the game for a couple like, I don't know, three podcasts. What were your thoughts at the time? Oh my, um, another trip to Mexico is what first came to my head. Um. Mia pisses me off every single episode. I mean I get piste off more and more every single time I see her, Mia sitting there in her office with the post. It's made me like think about I was like, this is like me going to the bank with monopoly money, Like, what the hell is happening of all? There were so much life because all I could I couldn't even concentrate on what she was saying, because of all the blue post It's all over. I'm like, what the hell She's like, they created post It's Have you watched Romie and Michelle honestly is like a fake created business allegedly. I just didn't like that whole THINGE like, I don't she really said she created a post Roy and Michelle high school union. Hold on, that's why you need to spend your time doing the rest of this afternoon. I watched something last time. I don't even know what it's called. Oh here, this is what's called my friends, send it to me. If it's on a post it, I'm going to break up with the fleshmans are in trouble. That really good? Now it's a non stick pad for my stomach. Okay. So the show starts out with Shari's texted a video and their group chat of Karen and Mia dancing in Miami with Karen's boob out. Gisele brings it up to Robin and she wants Karen and Saris to make amends. Okay, these two are never making amends. They hate each other. I know I should if Karen's boob was out, I mean, I don't, but but also Karen trying to say that she liked that her boob was out. But then Matt, it's like, you didn't like your bo I personally know that if somebody posted my booba like branded I posted my posted it. I see what you're saying. She really posted the picture the video on. Yeah, it's one thing for me to like text you. I was in my mind, I was thinking it was sent in a group text. It was sent in a group text, but not with Karen. And then she had posted it without asking Karen's permission, And that's why Karen ultimately gets upset. She's like, listen, if it was funny, ha ha, you would text me like gonna post this, this is hilarious. But you did it behind my back, and and that's what I have. That's a low base bullshit. Yeah, Like today Kyle posted the video of me like drunk and Provence and she's like on the bed and they're yelling at Rent, and I'm like, but like, we've all texted about it. It's a known thing that happened, and we're all fine sharing it. But if you're not all fine with sharing it, it's a weird thing, right. Um. Then we get into the part about Um Robbin's wedding and I have a wedding that we keep talking about, but we don't know if we're gonna see and we don't know that there's going to be any guests. And I will say the entire little clip of them, her kids are so cute. But I have a feeling that her kids are more likely to wear those suits to their own wedding versus her. I was thinking, Wow, that's a pretty, pretty, pretty fancy wedding for four people. Um that guys like, yes, I got married on t V. I love it. Making those suits were more important than making her own wedding dress. No, she's I mean I that being said, I can't imagine if you've already been married, you've already had to the same person, Like we don't know because we've been married to new people. But if you're getting married to the same person, like, some of that lack Like I don't know that i'd care about if ed One and I were gonna get married again. I don't know that I would care about having a white wedding dress. Right, I had a pink one, pale, pale, pale, pink leave me yes the same designer? Uh, then we get to Mia and Jacqueline, Jacqueline, Mia and ejaculated? Is that what said? Mia and Ejacueline? That's what we should call them? Yeah, they should just be a jackue jact. Jacqueline Um get into an argument on the plane ride to Mexico about how they mother their children. Jacqueline says, it takes a village to raise a family, but would you wouldn't know nothing about that? And it sends me over that edge. When I watched it, I personally didn't think Jacqueline was putting Mia down for the way that she was raised. I think she was just saying, like, we're all doing the best that we can. We're trying to figure this out and like that. I say that on my group group chat with my mom friends, like we're like this past Sunday when I went to UH Seattle with crews, Like I text one of my best friends, Kelly, I'm like, hey, can you take slate? She wants to go to the birthday party, but she's gonna miss it if I'm gone, and I don't want to babysit, Like it does take a village and you all have each other's back. Well, I think like that she's talking about the different type of village, like a village like, you know, take care of your kids. You got nanny's, you got you know, drivers, you have this, you have that, and tutors. You're But I think which what the way that me is making us feel like she's saying, is that because mea didn't have parents herself, but didn't Jacqueline's parents take her in. Yes, then have some gratitude, lady. I personally Mia, already I was freaking annoyed at me at the second that Mia dropped Ninnie's catchphrase, the deficit of iconic like it's cringe, keep your legs closed to married men. It's like it would be like Kyle going on there and saying like, I don't know, is your ass jealous of the ship that comes out of your mouth? Yeah, it's going on there and being like good bye. It just crane, not just cringe. But like you, we all know you brought her most Sometimes when friends come on, they aren't brought on through somebody. But this relationship has been a long term relationship. This has been your entire life. Her mother took you in and now I had nobody right, Yeah, and now because she's getting some attention from the other girls and has a likable to me, Jacqueline does have a likable quality. Rather hang out to Jacqueline than Mia. Um. But you see Jacqueline's and she doesn't say it because she can't break the fourth wall. But you see when she says she says something along the lines of like you sold sold your soul to the devil. And what I think she means by that is you're choosing this television show over our entire relationship now. And that's when to me, that's when she can't stop crying. Well, when me and said to her, like I don't want to break it with Satan referring to Jack, It's like Satan, really, I just she just mean. I don't She's always mean lately, and it's I'm not. She gotta turn around. She's gonna lose all her fans. I can't decide if she's trying sometimes to be funny um, But what I can say is the way that Candice consoles Jacqueline, even though she didn't particularly even like Jacqueline, shows how Candice would probably be whether the cameras were or weren't around there, you know, you know, like except she's got some zingers and one liners too. I mean she's the you know, the she brought her forehead today. Yeah, I mean she's the queen of body shaming and all that because she got the perfect body. Yeah, but I do think that like when somebody's struggling, she went over there and it's like, Mia, help your friend, You help your friend. And she's sat there and laughed. Mia was like smirking and laughing as Jacqueline was over there crying, and I'm like, oh shit, no, it actually really it really bothered me because you can tell they've had kind of a co dependent relationship for years, and then she brings her on the show. I think she hoped that she was going to flop, but I think the other women were just so happy that she seems somewhat reasonable. Um, but I feel like, but it's it's so weird because it's like she her family took and Mia when she was little, but now as they're older, it's kind of like Mia looks down at her, well, she looks at her like she is staff. Yeah, like like so much better, Like I get you the car, I get you. Like the way she talked, even the way she talks to her husband's like you work for me, you do this, you do that, and it's like, just sit down, we don't believe any of this with your forty two post it like we both have businesses. The last time I took out forty seven post its and taped them around my desk sing never like like occasionally I'll pull out a highlighter fan never, but eighteen posted and being like sign up for Oh you're not gonna attend I I have a birthday. It reminds me of like the Grinch, you know, when the Grinch is like, OK, freaking box on my ship list right now? Um, oh my god. I also on a list that I didn't want to be on. Was any of those outfits going to the airport? I can't remember. I can't remember him. I have to think back. One outfit does stand out to me, which I actually did, like, but I don't think it's an airport out. I don't think Karen's orange dress I with the because they're like cuffed and kind of Yeah. That was it. Dinner. No, I need you to go. But if you guys are listening and you haven't watched potone mic yet, I need to just worr how bad. It wasn't as bad as my new Bravo con work and worst Naple one that Tan one where yeah the video. Have you even said that this is what giving up looks like? Yeah, like at least like where you know your knees make a little like crevice and your sweats and then just like you have knees that aren't actually there, but it's way worse like they are in the most ridiculous outfits. I it was not. It was not the best. Oh gosh, I'm gonna have to go back and look. I can't believe you did not notice the airport outfits. I was crying. I was kind of as about the airport all I got because I went they went to pieces, they went to Yeah, yeah, I got. Then I got piste off because k and Kun Airport is where my designer bags got stolen of that airport. So who I'm trying to fall for it? Wh you know who I'm starting to fall for? Who? Wendy? I like her now I like Wendy two I did, and you know high faults at the beginning of the season. I know Wendy and Ashley reacting to the fight between Chari's and Karen. It's as if they're just at the movie theater having popcorn, like they're having these huge reactions. Karen. Do you think Karen was just like, I want the dinner to end, so I'm going to totally lose my mind. I think Karen always looks like that. I mean, but the beauty of housewives is that you can love You're only as good as that week's episode, and you can fall in love with somebody and then you can dislike them the next week. And you know, sometimes it takes certain people to grow on you. But we're all just doing our best. Tar Tenny, you know, I think speaking of doing the best, I think if only these women had used the little gift that actually got them, they'd have bigger smiles. We wouldn't be in the situation we are at the ending of this episode. You are right right, hook yourselves up, figure it out. But that that one that shaman, you know, goes around blow smoke up their ass and then okay, hug By, Yeah, we didn't have saving at least from Miami. Shaman made everybody emotional. What was happening there. I know it was very weird. Hold your hands, come by, let me blow some smoke up your ass with a feather and good bye. Yeah, and then, um, we didn't get as much from Giselle as we normally guess. She tries to give a little bit, she's giving back story about what's going on with her medical stuff. Then she corrects us all of it. Um. I don't know. I feel like Potomac has always been my favorite, and now we're two weeks into Miami beating Potomac in my mind. So Potomac when is having more epis said today? Hot? Do you know? I don't know, damn anywhere, but are you kidding? Hi, Bravo, you're shooting you a texts you never know. They sometimes send that that like Jill's Ara and they sent her an Ultimate Girls trip last minute. Nobody knew she just showed up. Um, I don't know anything about anything like that. But I do have one last question before we finish out this episode. Have you ever brought a friend onto Housewives that is actually a very very close friend, like somebody you're as Heather Gay would say, ride or die? Oh yeah for sure? Who brought them on? You mean as a housewife or just brought him on the film as well as a friend. No, a full friend of not just to a party, you mean other than this season. Is there anybody you've been so close with, like one of your best friends, that has come on the show because of you? No? No, I think that I had Fernanda who was a friend, friendly but not like close close friend. She came on as a friend and that didn't work out. She was a fitness trainer rock and Bod from Brazil. Um, I you know we became friends and anyway, long story didn't work out. Still talk to her. Um. My point is very rarely is a friend of as close as Mia and Jacqueline should be. And the fact that you're willing to throw your entire relationship of a friendship away for this show is very different than like me being a friend of de Reds, who I met in one music class. Right, you see what I'm saying. Like, No, I see what you're saying. Most of my friends that are very very close to me will film with me one time. Yeah, but they're not. Then they're like, I'm never doing that again. Don't ask me to do it. I have a really good friend. She would be perfect for the show, perfect, and she's filmed a couple of times. But she stays either behind the camera or no, it's it's you. You're it's like you're in the shadows when you're there, and it's very bizarre. If you're not in the mix, it's like you're standing on the outside. And then there's no music and there's no there's no music. There's a lot of can you go over there so we can get this angle of not you, yeah, anybody but you, and you know everybody that's like, oh my god, I'm going to a filming in a party for housewives. They hair and their makeup done, and then you know you'll see like there one second and so my my um hair. You know. You know Michelle girl, I love so many It's just it's running joke because she's done quite a few people on the show, and she's filmed quite a few times. She's like, every single time, while they get is my arm and she's got a whole sleeve of tattoos, so she knows it's her arm. That's all they get. The back of my head or my arm. Yeah, and it is what it is now I have at my baby shower at the reads whatever that room was, my friend Kelly sat there and honestly, like scootered her. She was next to Kim Richard's and they like asked Kelly to move and she was like and then she just like watched it like it was a movie. Like you just saw her faces like, oh my god, possible. But yeah, that was Potomac for us. That is the housewife headlines. Um, I have missed you, Tam. We have salt Lake coming up? What else do we have? We have salt Lake. There's something on Wednesday right there, that season finale? Right, is it the season finale? If it's not, it's the next one. But I'm I'm I've been a little loopy when I've been watching these shows. Also, we must have invited Whitney to host UM some Orange Counties because she texted me yesterday and she's like, hey, Y can in when when are we recapping? And I was like, say, Miami on Thursday. I was like, I don't know when I started theiring. I'm telling you, honestly, there's been so many rumors about when it's gonna air and the cast they we do not know. Have you even seen a trailer? No? No, But that's not unusual. I feel like I see the trailer the day everybody else. He's a trailer. Find the last thing I'm gonna ask. Am I gonna like you or not? You're gonna you're gonna have your ups and downs with me. Cho You're gonna have some ups and downs. Alcohol was not my best friend. Wow. There's some laughs, there's some cries. There's that complete episode of two Cheese in a pod. I found some disappointing news, and I'm sure you guys did as well. It's of a friendship. What mean you? It's an end of a friendship. Just oh god. I thought you're gonna tell me somebody else die and I'm like, no, who, No, No one our friendship died. That's who died. Our friendship after episode four, you'll like me Episode one to three might be a little spicy. Well some but like well the people that are really messy like you episode three, or you're no, like no, it's not like that. No. I don't have those type of moments where I'm like over here with scissors trying to somebody's back. But you know, I say the hard things. I say the things nobody wants to say. I say the things that they are quite obvious. Elephants in the room. Whatever I say it, and I start this conversation. So sometimes you you you get it, you get it all right, as we will be here later this week to discuss salt Lake finality it is and Miami, which is my personal favorite my favorite too. All right, bye guys, Bye is the mo

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