Matt has returned back to Sydney after travelling with Laura and the kids to Canberra and Brisbane for the final two Life Uncut live shows. Three nights with two kids crammed into one bedroom was nothing but joyous and relaxing. Who wouldn't want to spend the night in a piss stained cot (Matt not the kids). Matt also got pink eye, they airline lost one of their bags and Laura got covid.

Ash is sounding a little under the weather after his mum house-sat a cat infested apartment over the weekend, which gave Ash's sinus an absolute beating. Fear not, we will continue to record this episode rain, hail, cat allergy.

We share your best Ordinary Parenting stories as well as have a crack at answering your listener questions:

• How do you stop the crocodile death roll on the change mat?
• How long was it until you were used to wiping asses?

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