Ash has resorted to morning frisk searches with Oscar to make sure he's not smuggling any contraband (toys) into daycare. Even with these elevated security measures, the little deviant is managing to get the good stuff out the door.

Matt's realised he's become a top-shelf lame dad as he's started tracking his sleep with his watch. Wait it gets better.. he now tracks his heart rate during sex.

Ash has a parenting hack (he's adamant it's a style and not a hack but it's definitely a hack) called competitive parenting, which he picked up from another doting dad.

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