Ash has just returned from a relaxing little weekend away with some families from his mother's group. Whilst he was on the shitter, he noticed a strange note on the door in front of him. Turns out, the house they were staying out was stricter than a nun's convent. The most important rule? Never talk about the rules on a parenting podcast, which Ash was happy to break.

Matt also had a weekend away, however something happened that shook him to his core. He was out-daded by another dad. Both Marlie and Lola had moved on to green pastures a.k.a a more fun dad in the pool. Let's hope Ash doesn't get the same idea.

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