Getting Banned | Bad / Naughty Grandparents | The Rooster Wallabies

What have you been banned for | Have you got a bad/naughty grandparent | Marto spots a theme in Rugby Australia 

The Sydney Roosters Are The New Wallabies Feeder Team | Marto's Thought On Sport

Rum Chum | Specific Holiday Injuries | Celebrity Mum Twerking

Dan has a new product for Marto called 'Rum Chum' | What holiday-specific injuries did you inflict upon yourself | It's not often Marto does a Celebrity Update, but this one is a cracker

Marto Unloads On The Australian Open

Marto isn't happy about what's happened to the Australian Open...

L-Plater Allegedly Caught Speeding At 226km/h

An Aussie L-Plater has allegedly been clocked speeding at 226km/h... Marto reckon he's good to go.

Pissweak Injuries | Viral Bachelor's Handbag | Good Samaritans Gone Wrong

What are some of the pissweak injuries | The Bachelor's Handbag goes viral | When have you tried to be a good samaritan and it's gone wrong?

Social Media Ban Has Changed Kids Forever

Just over a month after the under 16 social media ban rolled out across Australia, and Marto reckons kids are already acting differently.

Catching The Cheat | What Else Do You Hate | Most Disappointing Day

How did you catch the cheat | New hate laws to be voted in Parliament - what else do you hate | The most disappointing gift or day to have a birthday

Sibling Trauma, Accidentally Pissed & The Rankest Thing You've Seen | HOLIDAY PODCAST

Marto, Margaux & Dan revisit some of the year’s funniest and most memorable moments of 2025, from ‘Sibling Trauma', to ‘Accidentally Pissed’, and 'The Most Rank Thing You've Seen' - have a listen for a laugh!

Dan's Most Unhinged Sketches - Part Two | HOLIDAY PODCAST

Dan has been an absolute reptile this year! Here is Part Two of Dan's Most Unhinged Sketches from 2025. Here all the best skits that have pissed Marto off.