“AT MCRONALDS’ BIG REOPENING, MAYOR TRACEY-LYNNE UNVEILS TEN OVER-THE-TOP NEW DRINKS WHILE METHANY HUNTS FOR A HAPPY MEAL WITH A BABY MONKEY TOY. AS STORM CLOUDS BURST OVER THE SHORES, THE BUZZ SHIFTS TO COUNCIL’S VOTE ON A NEW PHARTLEIGH SERVO WITH EV CHARGERS, LEAVING EVERYONE DRENCHED, WIRED AND IN TOTAL CHAOS”