ON A WARM NIGHT OUTSIDE THE SHORES ENTERTAINMENT CENTRE, THE LOCALS OF SUGARCANE SHORES LIMP HOME FROM AN AUSTRALIAN IDOL AUDITION GONE HORRIBLY WRONG, GRAPPLING WITH INSTANT REJECTION, BRUISED EGOS, A PANICKED MAYOR DESPERATE TO BURY THE FOOTAGE, AND THE LOOMING THREAT OF PUBLIC HUMILIATION JUST IN TIME FOR VALENTINE’S DAY.