IN THIS HOUR OF TOUCHER & RICH:

• Nick has a new commercial playing on the Sports Hub. How many times did it take him  to record it without stumbling all over himself? (00:00)

WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT:

• Looks like somebody forgot to add the sound effects to Zolak & Bertrand’s new promo. The Bruins lost 3-2 to the New Jersey Devils at TD Garden last night. It's the second straight loss in regulation this season for the black & blue. Trading for Sidney Crosby: no-brainer or totally ridiculous? And for what? (11:09)
• Tony Massarotti is open to trade Pasternak over Carlo for Sydney Crosby? Has Mazz lost his collective mind? The Eagles have traded Carson Wentz to the Indianapolis Colts for a 2021 3rd-round draft pick and a conditional 2022 2nd-round pick, which could turn into a first-rounder. (27:40)